Chelsea Handler “will never aplogize” for ranting about Angelina Jolie

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Chelsea Handler is on tonight’s Joy Behar show on… Headline News, right? Joy isn’t on CNN. Chelsea is still promoting her new book, obviously, and she and Joy hit all of the highlights of Chelsea’s comedy: jokes about black people, jokes about fat people, and jokes about Angelina Jolie. Here’s a clip of the show, with some highlighted excerpts:

On 50 Cent: “We dated, very casually… He’s a very sweet, nice guy… I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated. I wanted to see if I still liked chocolate… I liked it for a little bit, but not long-term.”

On Kirstie Alley and DWTS: “I mean, obviously I had to watch when Kirstie Alley was on because I had to see what was going to happen to the floor, but … (Laughter) … I just … I can’t watch that show. She hates me already. She’s mad because we make fun of her. She hates me … well I know why she hates me and I sleep well at night so I’m okay with it.”

On the well-publicized rant against Angelina Jolie: “I’ll never apologize for calling Angelina a homewrecker. It shouldn’t have gotten a lot of press because I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made-out with her brother. I would never speak for anyone else – or any of my friends – I’m speaking from my heart and soul when I call someone a homewrecker.”

Yeah, I didn’t laugh at any part of that interview except when Chelsea was referencing her new boyfriend, Andre Balazs and how he doesn’t want her to talk about him. Yeah, I can see that. Andre is all “Seriously, I don’t want people to know that we’re dating.”

As far as the Jolie stuff, I guess, Chelsea is trying to say that she’s not screaming obscenities about Angelina because she (Chelsea) is friends with Jennifer Aniston. Sure. I’ll buy that Aniston hasn’t asked Chelsea to bash Angelina. But Aniston doesn’t have any problems with it, now does she?

Anyway… I don’t find Chelsea funny, but I’m getting tired of waiting for her to finally flame out. Also: does she always talk like she just did three lines in the CNN bathroom?

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  1. Trillion says:

    I don’t see why she should apologize. It’s just her opinion. Do you think Angelina gives a shit what Chelsea Handler thinks of her? I suspect she’s too busy having a fabulous life to give it half a second.

  2. filthycute says:

    Hideous beast.

  3. Paige says:

    Chelsea Manler makes herself bigger than what she is She’s not even a well known comedian if wasnt for the video music awards i wouldn’t even know who she was She can call Angelina Jolie a homewrecker all she wants but that doesn’t make her any funnier or from looking like a dried out suppousely 36 year old drunk man

  4. foozy says:

    what a jealous b….!!!! in your dreams handler!!

  5. foozy says:

    this woman is disgusting

  6. BG says:

    Why does everyone need to walk on eggshells around the Saint Angelina?
    Is she above being made fun of?

  7. NayNay says:

    I do not feel that she needs to apologize for what she said about Angie. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

  8. Trillion says:

    BG, I’m just not even sure if anyone is really caring that she’s said this about Angelina. Handler reminds me of Jesse James, giving herself way to much importance to assume people care about her comments.

  9. rightgrrl says:

    …do you think when she looks in the mirror she sees elizabeth banks??

    don’t think her show is funny, but i read one of her books and was mindlessly, mildly entertained.

    (also, clearly her makeup artist hates her)

  10. the_blonde_one says:

    wow, all that money (presumably) and she STILL looks like the local methhead part time hooker down at the trailer park.

  11. spanx says:

    That is one ugly chick. she has no room to judge or make fun of anyone.

  12. BG says:

    It’s called freedom of speach, I don’t care for anyone in that doomed triangle, all three of them. They have allowed and fueled the speculations around them but fans of both sides threat them like special species who need internet protection from anyone who dares to critisize them. They don’t give a damn about any of you and are overpaid celebrities. They are not worth of fights or defending them.

  13. Sakyiwaa says:

    Ha. Angelina doesn’t NEED her to apologize.
    …and she can make fun of whoever she wants. Angelina is not above ridicule. And Angie has NEVER said she is.

  14. You don't say says:

    Funny that she is still going on about something that is month’s old. I am sure Angelina Jolie is not losing any sleep as she raises her family and is at Cannes having a blast. This woman is talking about old non-boyfriends and someone she knows nothing about. She is like Jesse James. “See, I really am important because I trash other people much more famous than me, so I can make headlines again.

    Ms. Jolie is an adult and can defend herself, and my bet would be that she does not even know who this woman is. But this person should be called out about her ugly mouth when refering to Jolie and Pitt’s children. For that, she should apologize. But, when you have no class, why bother.

  15. teehee says:

    There’s a difference between making jokes about or because of someone, and then making fun of someone or laughing at someone. Chelsea is weaving between both continuously but for the most part is just laughing at people; I dont think theres any class character or even intelligence in it. The mroe I find out about this ‘woman’, the more I am revlied by her.

    Ah yes and journalists are moer butt kissers that serve to bring train wrecks that rack up the ratings for whatever channel or show they are affiliated with. Keeps their income but doesnt stand for anything specific or respectable.

  16. mln76 says:

    The media is so lazy why didn’t anyone ask her about her connections with Huvane or say do you think it was appropriate to make fun of Angelina’s children(Angie may be fair game but those kids all under 10 aren’t)????These idiots that interview her, Piers Morgan, Katie Couric, & and Joy Behar like to pose as journalists but they rarely do the research to ask real questions.

  17. Valerie says:

    I’m sorry, but did Angelina Jolie have an affair with a married man? Did Brad Pitt have an affair on his wife? In my book that equals homewrecker. It also doesn’t make Pitt or Jolie “saints” or people I want to emulate at all. It really irritates me that they are considered American “royalty” when their morals are clearly questionable. You really need to quit harping on the fact that she called her a homewrecker–most of us who view marriage as sacred agree. I get that you don’t like her. I think she’s mean too. But don’t get annoyed with her for calling Jolie out on a public affair she chose to have.

  18. Praise St. Angie! says:

    make fun of Jolie all you want, but keep the racist shit about her kids to yourself.

    IMO, it’s not her skin that ages her so much as her god-awful hair. Seriously, if you want to be blond, DO YOUR ROOTS TOO. oh, and condition/hot oil your hair, because hair dye fries it.

    I find her funny sometimes, but most of the time she seems hateful. I know that insult comedy sells, and it can be funny if done right, but hers comes off as mean and bitter, and NOT funny.

  19. sandy says:

    she could say what she wants, does not make it true, again like her friend (JA) fame seeking, talk about the jolie/pitt get attention for your self. see? this is getting so old, i’m a jolie/pitt die hard, but let people feel as they do, just look at the couple, they are living their dream while their enemies are on their heels, 6 yrs, later, one is still trying to find mr. right, and in all these yrs. having changed a thing about herself.

  20. Lisa says:

    And she’ll never apologize for lying about her age or being a skank

  21. lucy2 says:

    Of course she won’t apologize, she’s built her whole career on that sort of stuff. She can say whatever, but people don’t have to buy it – I used to like some of the other comedians she had on, but I quickly grew tired of her show and stopped watching ages ago.
    I do think she crosses the line when talking about celebrity kids, and think she should stop doing that.

  22. silken_floss says:

    I cannot stand this harpy. She’s feeling herself way too much these days.

  23. Cheyenne says:

    Angelina is probably like, “Chelsea who?”

    I don’t expect her to have the class or the common decency to apologize for anything. I just want her to STFU.

  24. neelyo says:

    She looks like she’s auditioning to play Aileen Wournos in MONSTER 2.

  25. rightgrrl says:

    @valerie really good point. kind of hypocritical of her, given her own affair.

    @neelyo bahaha–now THAT is funny!!! 🙂

  26. mary jones says:

    She went to the Kim Zolciak school of lying about your age. Bitch is not 35!

  27. Jenny says:

    I still think it odd that no one calls out people who publicly had affairs with people who were married. For instance Woodward who lived with Newman for more than a year before his wife filed for divorce, Saintly Tom Hanks who also did the same thing with Rita Wilson and let’s not forget America’s Sweetheart, Julia Roberts, Bogie and Bacall, Gable and Lombard–the first King and Queen of Hollywood were with others when they got together. This is not the first nor will it be the last couple in Hollywood or out to fall for someone else.

    What is the fuss over Pitt and Jolie, and why do people like to make it seem like they are the first and ONLY two to have done it? It is over and done with and time for folks to get over it.

  28. Kim123 says:

    As someone mentioned earlier AJ, like most people, probably has no idea who CH is. Valerie- Brad, Angie and Jen claims there was no affair before the seperation but of course you know the truth, right.My problem w/ CH is the racist, homophobic comments about the JP kids that and she isn’t very funny.

  29. sandi says:

    it’s fine that she makes fun of AJ, the problem people had with it was that she called her a ‘cunt’

  30. Oh the Humanity says:

    can she use some powder and brush her hair? Is that too much??

  31. beth says:

    i really don’t like chelsea – she is so crass and ignorant, and flames people to get ratings for her show. some people might go for that – and the only reason she probably even has a show is the same reason simon cowley has a show EXCEPT simon actually knows a thing or two about the music industry. someone should just call chelsea on her shit like she does to people – i’d like to see how she takes it, because believe me she’s full of it waiting to be called out.

  32. Eileen says:

    I don’t get it-comedians make fun of celebs all the time-why should she apologize…and she’s right, she’s been making fun of AJ for years. She goes back & forth in the funny dept. for me. Her books are hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever read…her shows are off and on.

  33. Julie says:

    There is a weed amongst the roses called chelsea handler which has become satiated with spite and malice! Where are my gardening tools?

  34. gee says:

    She comes off as bitter and angry all the time. Like she’s not being funny, she’s jealous ranting. And if she had the chance to join the cool kids, she’d do it in a second and find new targets to make fun of.

  35. Raven Sparrow says:

    @Kim123

    Angelina herself said that during Mr.&Mrs. Smith is when they fell in love so even if there was no physical affair (and we don’t know that) there was an emotional one.

    So even if Brad and Jen’s marraige at the time was rocky, what happened between him and AJ ended any “let’s try to make it work”.

    I’m so sick and tired of all these stories. I’m ok with Aniston because she really loved Brad, they got married and he acted like an asshole. I do believe he cheated on Jen if not physically then emotionally. Also the photos he did with Angie only a few months after they announced their seperation was of extremely poor taste.

    And I have no problem with Angie because clearly she was truly in love with him and still is and the fact that they are still together proves it. And I’m happy for her.

    Brad is the real a-hole in all of this and he hardly ever gets bashed on. It’s always one of the ladies. Angie this and Jen that. How about Brad? Why do the guys get away with this kind of thing?

  36. ZenB says:

    Angelina IS a homewrecker. Not only of Braniston. Prior to that she broke up BBT and Laura Dern. I really don’t get how anyone can buy her saint act. Everyone knows the paparazzi just hang out in Namibia, right?

    For the record, I can’t stand Aniston’s “woe is little desperate me” act nor Chelsea’s trailer trash, man-faced ho-bag act – oh wait that is not an act. However, that does not negate nor support the fact that ANGELINA.IS.A.HOMEWRECKER.

    That fact stands on it’s own merits.

  37. Robinson says:

    She looks 50+++++

  38. Jenny says:

    And before Jolie, Dern broke up BBT and his WIFE and then went on to break up Ben Harper and his WIFE. Again, where is the outrage. Why no homewrecker label for her or sweet little “Jen” Garner (though it was she who cheated on her husband, then her boyfriend with Affleck). Namibia??? That is where Shiloh was born, don’t get the issue.

  39. N.D. says:

    Calling someone a homewrecker might be qualified as expressing one’s opinion on situation but calling someone “cunt” is a severe personal insult which in my humble opinion isn’t what freedom of speech is about.

  40. ZenB says:

    I have no idea who Kim Zolwhatever is but there is no way in hellfire and brimstone that this woman is 35 or even 45. She looks old, used and spit out.

    I still agree with her on Angelina. Someone needs to remind everyone that Saint Angelina is an act.

  41. Sari says:

    “I dated 50 cent casually.” equals “I had casual sex with 50 cent.”
    If she wants to bash Jolie how about bashing Brad? He was the actual one in a marriage that he alone left and ran away from Jen.
    I cannot stand this filthy excuse for a celebrity.

  42. Julie says:

    Angie is not a homewrecker – Jen wrecked her home by refusing to have kids with Brad. Nobody can entice another person unless they wish to be. All these bitter Aniston fans and the old prune (ch) should get a life and leave Angie alone!

  43. Cheyenne says:

    @ZenB: Laura Dern? You mean the Laura Dern who banged Ben Harper while he was still married to his pregnant wife and got pregnant herself? The Laura Dern who married him after he left his pregnant wife for her? THAT Laura Dern?

    BTW, Angie didn’t break up Laura Dern and Billy Bob Thornton; there was nothing to break up. That horse-faced idiot wanted BBT to marry her and couldn’t take no for an answer. Any “engagement” was in her fevered imagination only.

  44. kgq says:

    people are such haters. her job is to be a comedian not to appeal to all of u. She is a rare gem in hollywood; a female comedian EARNING $$$

  45. edvard says:

    I applaud you Neelyo for your keen observation!

  46. BabyCakes says:

    Not sure how someone as ugly as her can talk about anybody.. damn what a hot mess.

  47. Slim Charles says:

    I really disliked her when her show, (was it “Girls Behaving Badly”) was on. She used unfunny, mean practical jokes to express her hostility to random people. Lord knows I have a lot of hostility but I try not to inflict it on others. I turn it inwards in the form of an eating disorder and feelings of self-loathing.

  48. Jenny says:

    To people get married and two people break up. Angelina never said she fell in love during Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Another article that left out half the sentence. ‘It would be hard seeing your parents fall in love (this part was printed) and then try to kill each other (this part was left out). She was refering to the characters of Mr. and Mrs. Smith falling in love then trying to kill each other. And if Anniston said there was no affair, why don’t her fans believe her? And doing a photo spread for your movie is part of the job. Don’t see any harm in doing it. Plus, the couple seemed rather unhappy, so, again, don’t see a problem.

  49. Zzzzzzzzz says:

    Is anybody asking Chelsea Handler to apologise? The truth is this story died down ages ago and she’s just bringing it up again because she knows it’s the one story that she can continue to get mileage and publicity out of. Simple. Meanwhile Angelina carries on with her life like she always has. What I don’t get are the people who go around saying they’re sick of her “St. Angie act”. What act??? The U.N thing thing? We all know the story behind that by now. She was doing it ages before Brad and she continues to do it now. Why people think that somehow makes her a “saint” says more about them than it does about her.

  50. Rosanna says:

    Then your heart and soul are rotten, Miss Chelsea. As simple as that.

  51. Sakyiwaa says:

    I agree CH is ugly. A lil’powder might help. there’s this joke tho’ about a decorated monkey still being a monkey. lol. i’m not being mean. i’m being CH. she knows how to serve it, she should be able to eat it too.

    what makes a joke about somebody else funny is; that it has to be the general consensus, not to mention, glaringly obvious about the person and stated by the comedian with some sorta air of indifference. that CH is saying that she called AJ a ‘homewrecker’ from the ‘bottom of her heart’ means every joke she ever makes about AJ is NOT being said lightly, with indifference or as an actual JOKE. I means it has crossed the line and became an OPINION. and although, i know everyone has an opinion, i also know we are allowed to NOT like someone’s opinion about something and form our own.

    Plus, I’d like to think of the term ‘homewrecker” as more of a person who’s in a ‘state of continually homewrecking’. I’d only call a person a ‘homewrecker’ if it seems like that’s all they ever do. Jolie has been with the same man for six years. One would think as the official world standard of “homewrecking”, she’d have gotten little bit more ‘homewrecking’ action under her belt by now. change up the flavor a bit, no?

    Get it right, Chelz.

  52. Sakyiwaa says:

    …and people need to get over the Jolie-Pitt W mag spread. Fuh realz, it was to promote MAMS. It wasn’t like they were hanging off chandeliers having hot sex in it. The theme of the shoot was ‘bored couple’… they were with kids even. that blond gaggle of cute little boys…i mean, get real, they looked totally repulsed with each other in a number of the shots of that spread.

    I find it funny when it’s brought up along with Aniston’s “Brad’s missing a sensitivity chip” quip cos fact is; Aniston did do one shoot with ‘bondage’ themes in W mag WITH Gerald Butler all OVER her to promote ‘The Bounty Hunter’ too.

    So i guess ‘what’s good for the goose…’

  53. Toothachesbythedozen says:

    Valerie and ZenB, its been proven that no affair happened, so no, Angelina is not a homewrecker. And BBT and Dern were over long before he married Angelina-Dern’s publicist confirmed it via the dates of the breakup. Btw, Dern and BBT wre not even engaged. So you see Angelina was not a homewrecker and is not a homewrecker ever. The facts prove it. Btw, the only people who make out she is a saint and calls her that, are the haters. Angelina has never pretended to be a saint. The humanitarian work she has done, she has done for 12 years. Long before Brad and Jen. A long time, to keep an ‘act’ up, don’t you think? And Mandela thinks and knows she is real. His commendation speaks volumes. I’m so sick and tired of the unfounded and ignorant hatred of Angelina a woman who hasn’t done anything wrong to anyone. Would you guys like to be hated for something you never even did? Think about it.

  54. cjanepost says:

    Julie:
    May 12th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    There is a weed amongst the roses called chelsea handler which has become satiated with spite and malice! Where are my gardening tools?

    Seriously, what are you on?

  55. Liana says:

    Chelsea Handler had an affair with a married man, which is how she got her show. She seems to have forgotten all of that in her outrage over Angelina Jolie. Can’t stand her.

  56. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “Angelina never said she fell in love during Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

    actually, what she DID say was “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love”. (that may or may not be verbatim, but it’s close, I think.)

    whether or not they admitted their feelings to themselves or each other AS IT WAS HAPPENING is certainly something we’ll never know. perhaps after the filming, when they eventually did get together, they talked about that time and how they felt during.

    or maybe they did admit it to each other during the filming, but decided to wait until Pitt and Aniston were legally separated to act on their feelings.

    or maybe the boned like rabbits on set.

    no one is ever going to know the whole truth as I doubt the three involved will ever provide full disclosure.

    but to hear people say, definitively, that “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED”, regardless of what “side” you’re on, is just stupid.

  57. Toothachesbythedozen says:

    Praise St Angie! (obviously a hater with that nic) Angelina said “not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love AND TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER”. Ie any idiot can tell she was talking about their *characters* Jane and John Snith getting married then being hired assassins for each other. Unless you think Angelina and Brad tried to kill each other in real life? As others have said, at no stage have Brad nor Angelina ever admitted to falling in love on set. This is fact. The FULL statement above shows she was talking about the characters.

  58. Jenny says:

    @Praise. I had the entire quote and that is only the first part, as I said above. The second part of the sentence is when she makes reference to..and then try to kill each other. She was talking about the characters, not themselves. But then again, maybe they did, but neither of them ever said so.

    I do agree that no one can state anything about the start of their relationship as fact, as they have had the good sense to only talk about what happened after he and Anniston separated. Those are facts, the rest is pure speculation and tabloid fiction.

  59. vanessa says:

    This is my opinion…But I don’t think any of what she said would have got attention if it weren’t for the aniston connection. I honestly think aniston is over the bs that came out of her marriage with brad pitt and both have moved on. it’s been six years and aniston seems to really enjoy the single life. and since handler and aniston are friends, im sure they’ve talked about it but i doubt any of it was hateful or spiteful. if aniston and pitt are friends, like they have both said, I’m sure they’ve talked about what was said, therefore she doesn’t need to make a comment. I think it’s crazy that it’s been six years and ppl think aniston is still pining away…..she’s been with at least 5 people sexually….that’s the best way to move on don’t ya know?

  60. Micki says:

    It’s funny that all the while people are harping over “is AJ a homewrecker or not” her relationship/affair with Brad lasted longer than his actual marriage to JA! AND he has 3 biological kids, AND MR.&Mrs.Smith shamelessly keep on minding their own affairs AND they don’t give a damn. Good for them.

    For the rest: either JA moved on and really doesn’t need any form of defence OR she didn’t and therefore her fans still feel the URGE to trash AJ. Have a drink ladies and go get life!

  61. kira says:

    Gee, Angelina is at Cannes and Chelsea brings this shit up? Last time, she talked about it, Angelina had a movie out? The timing is suspicious. I know she and Jen have the same PR agent, so I wonder if bringing up the triangle is part of her strategy now? Weird.

    And calling someone’s kids a monkey and calling someone a cunt/whore is not really comedy. Sounds like anger. Chelsea reminds me of those high school bullies–what is Jen thinking being buddies with her? Whatever keeps the triangle going, I guess. That’s the only way these celebs stay relevant–bringing up tabloid drama.

    I don’t know what happened between Jolie and Pitt, but I do remember Courtney Cox saying that Brad told Jen his feelings for Angelina. If that’s true, then that’s not cheating by my definition. It just seems like a lot of cooked-up BS to create a soap opera for people who love soap operas. Who knows what really happened and why care? Do people still want to see Brad and Angelina punished and Jen vindicated? Really?

    I’m sure the PR agents are laughing as they get more attention for their clients. This whole thing has always been SO manipulative, IMO. I mean Jen did that People mag interview: “Jen: 5 Years after Brad: Single and Flirty!” Who still uses their ex for attention 5 years afterwards? IMO, none of these people deserve any attention for this anymore. All three are so over-exposed and over-rated. And, I’ve said too much about this . . . ugh, what a waste of my time 🙂

  62. lucy2 says:

    I’m with you, Praise, but don’t know if there’s any point trying to insert logic and facts into a loon/hater argument. 😀 The funny thing is the same argument has been had so many times, I can almost predict what will be said next (and sometimes who will say it).

    Chelsea looks particularly rough in those photos. She has kind of a hard face to begin with but no makeup and bad hair at a book signing? Ouch.

  63. jennifer says:

    A world where comics apologized for every mean thing they said would be tedious. To be running with the big boys as a comedian is probably the hardest thing for a woman in media to accomplish. I really respect Handler for it and bet the only way she got where she is is by being a mean c*** herself. Funny people are often mean, male or female. Maybe I wouldn’t like her in real life but on TV, she makes me laugh. She reminds me of the comic-version of Hillary Clinton. NO one likes her much but you gotta respect she is one of a handful of women in her field, at the top level. In a harsh but necessary way, I think homewreckers (male or female) are doing others a favor. What’s the point of a marriage in which one person is not loyal? If a partner is tested and don’t pass the test, thanks to the homewrecker for helping the injured party not waste any more time w/Mr. so and so.

  64. junipergreen says:

    “I’ll buy that Aniston hasn’t asked Chelsea to bash Angelina. But Aniston doesn’t have any problems with it, now does she?”

    Why should she? Should she be defending Angelina? Why does Jen have to get involved. Chelsea can say what she wants about whom she wants and Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to say a word, just because it happens to be about Angelina. She doesn’t have to concern herself with what Chelsea Handler says. I don’t know why it is somehow expected and assumed that Jen has a responsibility to speak up. Maybe she doesn’t give a f*ck?

    I like Jen and Angelina both. Actually, I’m a huge Jolie fan, but I like Jen. I just don’t think that just because there is the Jen-Angelina link she should have to come out and defend Angelina against Handler. That’s stupid. Not just that, but Angelina does not need Jen to jump to her defense.

    Also, Chelsea Handler is a DICK. I draw the line at making fun of kids.

  65. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “Praise St Angie! (obviously a hater with that nic)”

    obviously, toothaches, you’re new here.

    read my other posts on any brange thread (if I even comment) and eat your words, dear.

    as I’ve said ad nauseum (again, you must be new here), my “nic” is a tribute to MichaelK at Dlisted.

    jenny, I never saw the “other part” of that quote. In fact, I don’t think it was ever reported, so can you give me a link or something where she was fully quoted?

    the quote was originally taken from a NY Times interview.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/19/movies/19harr.html?_r=2&pagewanted=2&sq=angelina%20jolie&st=cse&scp=3&oref=slogin

    you can see the quote on page two. (3rd paragraph from the bottom.)

    so, was she FULLY quoted somewhere else? seriously asking here , not trying to be a noodge.

  66. Cheyenne says:

    Praise St. Angie!: to hear people say, definitively, that “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED”, regardless of what “side” you’re on, is just stupid.
    =============================================

    Holy moly, we actually agree on something. Who’da thunk it?

    Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. What cracks me up is people saying “All three said there was no cheating” as if that constitutes irrefutable proof. What the hell were they going to say in any case? Yes, we cheated? Yes, I got cheated on? GMAFB.

    Bottom line: nobody is ever going to know and it’s none of anybody’s business anyway. It’s six years in the past and everybody has moved on except for the people who still obsess about whether they did or they didn’t.

  67. Valerie says:

    @toothachesby the dozen: Did you really just type, “I’m so sick and tired of the unfounded and ignorant hatred of Angelina a woman who hasn’t done anything wrong to anyone,”?!

    Let me see if I understand this correctly. Angelina Jolie has never done anything wrong to anyone in her life? She is 35 years old and she has never ever done anything to anyone? She has never been impatient, been short with someone, been negative, sarcastic, cursed, done drugs, yelled, gossiped, or had a bad day and taken it out on someone? Man, she must be really perfect…oh wait, she’s not. She’s not perfect because she’s human just like the rest of us, which means that at someone point in her life (this may be hard for some to understand) she did something to offend/be mean to someone.

    Let me put this simply: The ignorance lies in believing that someone has never done anything wrong to anyone.

  68. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I don’t know why people keep arguing about this. I am done though. Brad and Angelina have been together for nearly 7 years and have 6 children. They love each other. Thats as plain as day and thats all that matters. I mean if you keep debating how the relationship started your like wasting your time. Plain fact is they are together, deal with it.

    Chelsea is awful. The only thing I hate is the fact that she is doing this on behalf of a friend and we all know you are you lying bitch. For some reason people are like building her up as the same kinda funny as Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel and the woman is terrible. Not even a lil bit funny. How is she so successful? How does she get Resse Witherspoon to like her and how is Will Farrell on her stupid show? Ugh

  69. serena says:

    ugh. She’s funny as a piece of crap.
    She really gets on my nerves, I’ll happily smack her.

  70. Blue says:

    Lmao, I love how people are going off on who wrecked what. The relationship has been over for years yet ppl still bring it up like it happened yesterday. The people involved have moved on and are happy, ppl think Jen is a home eating ice cream and crying, but she’s not. Brad & Angie have their family and are happy. I can’t wait for the day ppl stop talking about this. I don’t think Chelsea should apologize but she shouldn’t talk about the kids. I think she can be funny, I wish she would look better but I don’t think she cares enough what ppl think to bother

  71. doubtit says:

    Did Angelina actually ask for an apology? I could be wrong but Angelina just doesn’t seem to care when people bash her. lol

  72. Louise says:

    Nobody thinks Chelsea should apologize or thinks Angelina is a saint. Funny enough only the haters call her a saint. Nobody cares what Chelsea thinks. It’s Chelsea Handler. She’s a skanky drunk. She’s the last to judge somebody’s character.

    Based on a lot of comments this is a big reason why men cheat: they don’t get blamed and easily forgiven. There’s so much hatred for Angelina but I’ve never heard a bad word about Brad. He and Angelina had an emotional affair which Brad even admitted to Jennifer. He was the one in a marriage. Shouldn’t he have been held to a higher standard? Also why is everybody changing history? There were rumors of problems before filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Brad and Jennifer were not in a perfect, happy marriage which even she confessed to. It’s funny that everybody involved says there were no affairs and a very rocky marriage but people desperately want to believe the opposite. Also Jennifer wasn’t as heartbroken as she claimed. She started dating Vince Vaughn a few months after the seperation was announced.

  73. Sakyiwaa says:

    i agree with whoever said this is PR bs. Angie is in Cannes. why did this have to come out at the same exact time? …cos it’s an effin’ PR game.

    AJ does not have a publicist so I’m gonna just bash Huvane. Dude’s got no balls at all for constantly stealing and imputing the publicity from the Actual triad onto CH! None at all.

  74. Liana says:

    I just don’t find Handler funny. Never have. Don’t find Sarah Silverman funny either. Actually, don’t find most of the “mean” comics funny – sorry, I prefer my comedy funny for more esoteric reasons.

    @Praise St Angie – agree with you 100%. And why do we feel we have the RIGHT to be in the bedrooms and living rooms of the rich and famous anyway? Their lives are their lives. In the long run, Angelina, Jen, and Brad don’t impact my life at all, unless their production companies sign my paycheck. Yeah, it’s fun to speculate, up to a point, and when the personal lives play out in public (like LeAnn Rimes and her incessant Twittering), it’s all fair game, but isn’t it time to just hang up the speculation on people who seem to just be living their lives now?

  75. harfang says:

    Yes, she always talks that way. At least on Chelsea Lately she does. I’ve enjoyed that show but this is a downer, because she’s being a sanctimonious little turd toward Jolie about behavior she would definitely extol and be proud of (or at least defensive about) in herself. And the homewrecker thing isn’t even accurate. If someone were actually Aniston’s good friend, why would they disrespect her will and her mind by making her sound like some sort of victim? Her relationship with Brad didn’t work out for whatever reason, they’re adults obviously, they’ve both moved on with their lives. But Angelina gets skewered because the way she and Brad live together is unusual, and she’s always been unusual so it’s like she’s “turned” Brad.

    It’s only another example of trying to sluttify Angelina for being unapologetic about her “strangeness,” her inappropriateness in this still overly gender-traditional culture. Moreover, Brad is assumed to be pussy-whipped because Angelina has a strong personality, or at least a strong image in the press. They each have their own interests and activities as well as ones in common, and Brad is neither a wuss nor a fool. It’s not like she’s putting man-roofies in his breakfast every morning (which, horror of horrors, maybe HE makes for them sometimes).

    I’d much rather be called a cunt than a homewrecker. I like the word, and besides, in this context it’s just a ridiculous thing to say. Chelsea looks like a screeching harridan for even doing it. The homewrecker crap… well, at least Brangelina and even Jen have stayed the hell away from even honoring any of it with a response. I wish I could, but apparently not. ;P

  76. Toothachesbythedozen says:

    For those wanting the source – Just read THIS, the original quote, that was truncated to fool people like yourselves; http://w.w w.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-1087028/Angelina-Jolie-I-think-looks-getting-better-age.html THIS shows the ORIGINAL COMMENT. Notice how it is cut off? This is the original quote: “They haven’t seen a lot of our films yet, because they are a little young, but I’m looking forward to them one day discovering Mr and Mrs Smith she smiles. They’re going to have a great laugh to see when their parents actually met, and watch them fall in love and ****try to kill each other!****” See how the media manipulates interviews to skew the result they want? You’ve been had. By leaving off the end, it changes the meaning entirely and those who WANT to believe despite the absurdity and the proof otherwise, an affair happened, feel they are vindicated yet they were manipulated by an agendaed media. All along, Angelina was innocent and you’ve all been had. It just goes to show how the media with its biases and pre-conceived agenda can manipulate the masses to believe what they want their readership to believe, and MORE evidence why once should NEVER believe a single word in a tabloid.

  77. blasted1 says:

    Very well said!!! Maybe she can use the proceeds from her book to buy her some Botox or something. We all have seen chix like her before, you know…she can tell you the make and model of any car by it’s floor mats. “Rode hard and put up wet.” Thank God she doesn’t have an odometer on her forehead, etc. She’s a jealous, sleezy wanna-be.

  78. John Wayne Lives says:

    Bahahaha! That first pick is a total hooker mugshot! Lol

  79. Newbie says:

    @Cheyenne: you’re one of those people who insists that you know all about their divorce/marriage. To say you agree with Praise St. Angie! is ridiculous. Thanks for the laugh, though!

    If Chelsea Handler homewrecked a marriage herself, then she shouldn’t be tossing that lovely title around so flippantly. Yikes. And I agree with most on here in saying that making fun of kids isn’t nice. Celebs probably deserve it, but kids are subjected to it without a way to defend themselves.

  80. Katherine M. says:

    How rough can you look? This woman makes Tanya Harding look like Grace Kelly.

    “ZenB: Angelina IS a homewrecker. Not only of Braniston. Prior to that she broke up BBT and Laura Dern”

    Try to get your facts straight before accusing someone of this. Billy Bob Thornton himself stated publicly that he and Laura broke up BEFORE she went on location to Mexico. This was months before he and Angelina got together.

    Laura also called BBT from Mexico and spoke on the phone with Billy Bob and with Angelina when she heard they started seeing each other and asked Angelina if she was with BBT. This was BEFORE they got married. Now maybe Laura in her mind wasn’t completely through with BBT but BBT was completely through with Laura. I am sure that is exactly what he told Angelina.

    This obsessive need to paint Angelina as some homewrecker reveals more about the accusers than it does about Angelina.

  81. Reality says:

    The quote wasn’t changed or edited, they’re two separate interviews.

    And who would really expect the Times to misquote Jolie and the Daily Mail to provide a more accurate interview? If you read the rest of the Daily Mail interview, it also sounds completely made up, none of those quotes sound like things Angelina would say-

    ‘How did I get my figure back? Well, breast-feeding for a start’

    ‘It was a crazy amount of money’ (people baby mag cover)

    ‘You should never help somebody out of pity, or to get Brownie points in heaven’

    ‘I was wacko, emotionally, during this one’ (the changeling)

    Even the photos used are from GQ in 2005. I wouldn’t really trust it’s veracity.

    And all of the quotes used are completely different anyway and so are the subjects of the interviews, so the only one who’s been ‘had’ or ‘fooled’ is one rather silly, deluded poster….

  82. Seras says:

    She doesn’t have to apologize for bashing Angelina. But she should apologize for making fun of the children. Who the hell takes pleasure in insulting children? Maybe sad, deeply troubled little people who have yet to mature……or sadists. Chelsea Handler is probably both.

  83. Katherine M. says:

    83.snotty: “I don’t see why she should apologize she is right”

    No. She’s not right. You have no idea what the facts were. In fact, there are no facts to support your accusation. No matter how many years you repeat that it will not make it true.

    Your accusation is a typical self-loathing sexist comment about another woman. Women are the worst when it comes to assuming bad things about other women – especially beautiful or successful women. Very disgheartening to witness in this day and age.

  84. wifeyskarsgard says:

    She looks like a wild beast in those pictures but thinking of it she never does look good in any pictures or Tv. Poor thing wants as much fame as possible before its over for her. I find her repulsive.

  85. Mrs Odie 2 says:

    Chelsea is a 3 (maybe 4 now) time NYT best selling author. I think she’s funny. To read these comments, her biggest crime is she’s not pretty enough. are these the homecoming queen elections? Angelina is beautiful and Chelsea is ugly so Angelina is better and she wins? Chelsea rants about everybody. It’s her comedy.

    I guess it’s all just a beauty contest.

  86. Mrs Odie 2 says:

    I don’t remember Chelsea making “fun” of the kids. Maybe I missed it. She joked about how Maddox thought he’d be living the good life after a Hollywood celebrity adopted him, but then she proceeded to take him to every OTHER third world country. And that was funny. But it doesn’t count as making fun of children, does it?

  87. kira says:

    It was on her show. She called Zahara a monkey, Shiloh a lesbian, and Maddox an eskimo.

    I used to watch Handler and she used to make fun of Aniston and Jolie equally, but once, she became friends with Aniston, she started to call Jolie “evil” (right before introducing Aniston) and went after the kids something fierce. I stopped watching. I’m ok with her making fun of the adults as long it’s humorous, but I draw the line at nastiness aimed at kids. None of these kids deserve that, and one day, they will see that stuff. Leave the kids out of it! 🙁

  88. Radinka says:

    why do people act like angelina jolie wasn’t wrong for what she did ? she aided (it’s also brad pitt’s fault) in breaking up a marriage and everyone acts like she’s a saint for adopting kids. Good for Chelsea for saying what REGULAR people were thinking and what the media refuses to say.

    • Andrew says:

      Also Radinka, you weren’t there when all of that stuff was going down with the Angelina/Brad/Jennifer love triangle. You weren’t in the Aniston-Pitt household, you weren’t on the set of Mr & Mrs Smith, so you really have no freaking clue what actually happened. Until you can say with absolute certainty that Angelina is a homewrecker, why don’t you leave the judgment to Chelsea, who can actually be entertaining while doing it?

      Also, regardless of what happened, it does not define Angelina. She has done other things – she has adopted kids from third world countries, she has donated countless millions and has worked with foreign aid agencies for YEARS. She has done more good in the world than you probably ever will and yet you’re still hung up on the fact that one time she may or may not have broken up Jennifer Aniston’s marriage.

      And finally, it was seven years ago. If Jennifer Aniston can get over it, I would hope the rest of the world could too.

  89. Andrew says:

    I love Angelina Jolie and I love Chelsea Handler. Chelsea is the only person I will tolerate making fun of Angelina, because she’s the only one that’s funny while doing it.

    Chelsea is amazing, I don’t see how anybody finds fault with her.