An older lady attracts The Bieb with his pungent new perfume


We know that The Bieb has a successful line of nail polish out, since tweens who aren’t allowed to wear makeup yet are usually permitted to get mani pedis at the salon with their moms. Now he’s got some perfume too, called Someday, for the little ladies who want to attract their very own androgynous pixie with purple high tops. At least that’s the impression I get from this commercial for the Bieber scent. A model sprays on some perfume and gets transported to a world where Justin Bieber finds her irresistible. This is like if Puck made Titania fall in love with himself instead of with the guy with the ass head. For some pre-pubescent girls it’s a fantasy, but those of us who bleed every month recognize the folly that it is.

In related Justin Bieber news, there’s a lot of “oooh, are you gonna marry her?” choruses now that 17 year-old Justin was seen kissing his girlfriend, 18 year-old Selena Gomez, at the Billboard Music Awards. It wasn’t all that dramatic, and Justin just gave Selena a kiss when he won Top New Artist before he went up on stage to accept the award. He also kissed his mom.

Justin and Selena were just spotted on vacation together in Hawaii. It’s not their first vacation either, they were seen cuddling in the Caribbean in January.

Here’s Justin celebrating his five wins at the Billboard Music Awards.
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photo credit: WENN.com

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  1. Canuck says:

    Everyone is an older lady with The Bieb

  2. hairball says:

    Oh my f*cking God.

  3. Jackson says:

    I’m afraid to watch this commercial for fear that I’ll be turned on by the Bieb and PedoBear will come running out of my coat closet and chase me down the street. Then again, it’s Justin Bieber. No chance I’ll find him hot. I hope parents and teachers like the scent of this junk because that’s probably all they’re going to smell for the next year.

  4. Annaloo says:

    dear God, I don’t think of myself as prude or conservative, but between this boy’s market audience and what he LOOKS like ( a CHILD).. he really shouldn’t be promoting anything to promote any sort of sexuality whatsoever.

    It’s gross, and the thought of him putting moves on anyone is uncomfortable, at best!

  5. islandwalker says:

    Baby Liberace. ( Although Liberace was a master pianist.) Has this kid even gratuated high school or is everyone too busy making $$$ off of him to worry about his education?

    edit- That commercial is hysterically funny and the antithesis of sexy.

  6. serena says:

    LOL I laughed so hard seeing the ads for the Bieb’s fragrance.

  7. Slim Charles says:

    Can that be anymore awkward?

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t dudes supposed to endorse COLOGNE and not PERFUME?

    (Never mind – JB’s a fetus, not a dude. I retract the question.)

  9. Anna says:

    ahahaha hairball that is exactly what i was about to post

  10. Bellatrix says:

    First picture: FIVE wins, Bieb. That’s FOUR fingers. Nevermind. Carry on.

    He’s getting taller and leaving childhood finally. We’re about to not hear from him again. Teen girls never fully stand by their pre-puberty crushes. Whatever happened to the Backstreet Boys, the Hanson boys and all the rest?

  11. searching4grace says:

    My eight year old boy looks more grown up than he does. On top of that..ugh. He bites his fingernails. Ugh.

  12. DetRiotgirl says:

    LMAO at that commercial!!!

    That is all.

  13. liv says:

    his perfume bottle looks eerily similar to marc jacobs’ lola

  14. LuEmMa says:

    He’s a child, I know. But he looks like an arrogant prick in training. Ugh.

  15. Praise St. Angie! says:

    it would be creepy if it weren’t so funny.

    no…scratch that. it’s creepy, too.

    He looks better since he cut his hair, but he still looks like (props to MichaelK) Justin DeBeiberes.

  16. Lynda says:

    I keep saying that he doesn’t even have pubic hair yet.

  17. ladybert62 says:

    Well at least his hair is improving with age!

  18. chasingadalia says:

    I want to laugh at the commercial, but I feel uncomfortable watching it about 0:03 in, and have to stop.

  19. Jennifer says:

    He looks like Rachel Maddow. No offense, Rachel. I think you’re awesome. The Bieb, not so much.

  20. islandwalker says:

    ( Make that “graduated”. Hate it when I typo.)

  21. MuñekitA says:

    ..”but those of us who bleed every month recognize the folly that it is”..

    LOL! This comment is so funny & so true…

  22. Quercus says:

    The video was pretty innocent, but the perfume bottle! It’s a little Georgia O’Keefe-ish. Hilarious!!!

  23. Celebs.com says:

    It so perfectly captures a 10-year-old girl’s fantasy of romance. You smell nice, a non-threatening, androgynous boy swoops in, you float away on the wings of a dream, and there is no threatening sex or anything.

  24. Kloops says:

    What an adorable lesbian.

  25. Crash2GO2 says:

    These comments had me rolling.

  26. Luls says:

    The girl in the commercial DOES seem older than him! Lol… When is he goin away already? Miley lost her star power too in the US. it’s only a matter of time for this one! (unless he continue to look prepubescent for the rest of his life, then his fan age group will never change) 😛

  27. really says:

    gay, gay, and more gay…. he is so gay he makes “Pee Wee Hermann” look straight! And as for that so-not-hot bore named: Selena, please…. she has a gerbil brain! Can’t believe some call this stars, more like a joke!

    Right………. “Someday” he will come-out the closet!

  28. Hunny says:

    I dont understand why the vid was like that. Anyway, he’s getting to look like his mom days after days.

  29. t2pitchy says:

    for all of you that commented on this page you guys just make me feel white people are terribly stupid.