Kelly Bensimon: “The psychic in French said I’m going to get married & pregnant”


I haven’t been following RHONY, but my mom tells me that it’s a total disaster and that on the ladies’ trip to Morocco, they were the very definition of “ugly Americans.” Apparently, on the trip, our favorite bat-crap crazy housewife, Kelly Bensimon, met with a psychic. Because her delusions needed more ammunition, I guess. This quote is wonderful: “The psychic in French tells me I think too much, and that I am going to get married and I am going to have a baby.” That’s a wonderful quote, isn’t it? Only a French-speaking psychic in Morocco would accuse Kelly’s crazy ass of “thinking too much.”

Kelly Bensimon went to Morocco on what she calls the “trip of a lifetime,” but she could just as easily call it a life-changing trip.

During a birthday party there, the Real Housewives of New York City star met with a psychic – and got a pretty major prediction on the episode which aired last week.

“The psychic in French tells me I think too much, and that I am going to get married and I am going to have a baby,” Bensimon, who has two daughters, Sea Louis, 12, and Thaddeus Ann, 10, told In the Mixx at Hamptons Magazine’s Memorial Day Party at the Southampton Social Inn. “This year I’m not going to have a baby but I’m going to be pregnant and I’m going to get married.”

According to Kelly, her sit-down with the fortuneteller at the party wasn’t just another parlor game. “I’m on it. I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m doing my work. I have to start,’ ” she said. “Yes, I want to get married and have a baby.”

Bensimon finds hope in other women who’ve made their dreams come true. “Just the other day we hear that Kim Kardashian is engaged,” Kelly said. “She is so unbelievable and I have so much respect for her. And to be honest with you I’m not that jealous of many people – I’m just not a jealous person – but the fact that she’s so happy and engaged and found true love [with NBA star Kris Humphries], I’m jealous. I am.”

“It’s amazing,” Kelly continued. I’m just so happy for her … She’s wanted it, and that’s just so exciting for her.”

[From People]

CB wants me to point out that Kelly is 43 years old (a very rough looking 43, I might add), like Kelly’s age is the biggest determining factor as to whether or not she’ll get married and pregnant this year. Isn’t her Crazy a bigger factor? I mean, seriously? Granted, there are some men who like their women crazy, leathery and kind of dude looks like a lady.” Like Alex Rodriguez. But even if Kelly is a certain guy’s type, I still don’t see any dude looking at Kelly’s crazy ass and thinking “’til death do us part”.




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  1. Ari says:

    so much better in that one piece

  2. Janie says:

    She really lookalikaman.

  3. Quest says:

    That body is whack as hell and not good in any form or fashion….ehhhhh

  4. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    OMG I think Kelly is so beautiful for 43. She doesn’t look like she is in her 40s at all to me. Kelly isn’t leathery either. Kelly had a crazy moment in St John last year but she is been alot better this season of RHONY. Kelly is out there but I like her. I am sooo excited for tonight’s episode.

  5. brin says:

    Maybe she didn’t understand the “pyschic in french” who actually said “you are bat-shit crazy and don’t ever get married and pregnant!”.

  6. Dee says:

    Kaiser, those bikini and one piece swimsuit pictures were NOT necessary lol!
    She’s soo delusional it’s not even funny.

  7. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    It’s very telling that, of all people, she is jealous of Kim Kardashian.

  8. dread pirate cuervo says:

    What? She has a daughter named Thaddeus? Why? Why would you do that to your kid? My government name is fairly unique & gender non-specific & actually pretty cute but I didn’t appreciate until I about 25. That’s the way her daughter Sea will feel. Thaddeus will resent her forever for ruining her childhood. Also, put it away crazy lady. Put it all away.

  9. Larissa says:

    I don´t get the “only a french-speaking psychic in Marroco” remark. French is the main second language in Marroco.

  10. mia girl says:

    @brin Hilarious

  11. duh says:

    She’s dumb.

  12. brin says:

    Thanks mia girl…it’s possible, right?

  13. tapioca says:

    “Just the other day we hear that Kim Kardashian is engaged,” Kelly said. “She is so unbelievable and I have so much respect for her.”

    For doing what, exactly? Or maybe Kelly is confused as to who Kim Kardashian actually is?!!

    And urgh, mons pubis seen, can never be unseen…

  14. machiavelli says:

    The psychic should be charged with false accusations! How dare she accuse Kelly of thinking??!!

  15. Kaboom says:

    How do I say nicely “Mr. Happy does not want?”

  16. dorothy says:

    Just what we need…another “C-R-A-Z-Y” running around.

  17. Blue says:

    This chick is nuts, and looks awful. Lol @ her being jealous and having respect for Kim K. That made me lol really hard. Also her poor kids, such awful names.

  18. Relli says:

    “Just the other day we hear that Kim Kardashian is engaged,” Kelly said. “She is so unbelievable and I have so much respect for her.

    WTF! Just last week i went to lunch with a different group of girls and they were waxing on abotu KK and wondrous beauty. Look i love celebrity gossip and some trash reality shows like the real housewives, BUT i will never be convinced of the importance of people who are famous for being famous. i refuse to drink from the Golden showers kool-aid bowl.

    Kelly is just dumb.

  19. jacq says:

    Isn’t lack of a male suitor an even more substantial hurdle than her age? WHACKADOODLE!!

  20. RHONYC says:


    a little prep notice for the vag shot next time please…blah!

    i was so not prepared for that. 😈

  21. original kate says:

    why does she have respect for kim kardashian, exactly?

  22. chasingadalia says:

    NOOOO. Someone burn that image of side vag out of my brain!

  23. Rhiley says:

    RHWONYC has sucked this season. I am not a fan of Bethenny Frankel at all (I think she is probably pretty evil) but without her the Real Housewives is boring. Cindy, the new girl, sucks, and I have to say, that Kelly actually comes off pretty good this season compared to the other housewives. Ramona is a drunk, LuAnn is boring (oh and did you read about how a video of her daughter circled smoking pot and using the n word. The best part of that story was stupid Ramona retweeted it and they were going to put it in the show but LuAnn said, “No way!”). Anyway, all of these women are so vapid and arrogant and really very boring. I bet Kelly wants to get married and have a baby because of her Bethenny issues. She said she is jealous of Kimmy K but really she is jealous of Bethenny.

  24. Tiffany says:

    I remember watching the first season of the show and found her to be pleasant, a bit odd but pleasant. The negative nellies/catty ones were always Jill and Bethany. I have not watched since that first season but it seems that there was one incident and it snowballed into something more. Thoughts, anyone?

  25. Jill4Eva says:

    How can you say RHONY isn’t as good this season? I love it. And I’m not just saying this because I am a Jill fan, but have you noticed that everyone tries to start fights with her. What’s up? It’s like .. we have nothing to do, so lets make up a fight with Jill. Lame. Great show though!

  26. guilty pleasures says:

    In the opening pic I thought it was E Canalis- Clooney’s gf.
    Wouldn’t she be better off attempting pregnancy if she gained a pound? And perhaps seeking fertility by means other than a psychic? On that note, who hasn’t had fun with a psychic reading at some point in their lives?

  27. the original bellaluna says:

    Did the “psychic in French” also tell you to invest in some WELL-CUT ONE PIECE bathingsuits? *crosses all fingers and toes*

  28. EdithP says:

    @Dread — she pronounces Thaddeus as “Ta-DAY-us”, which isn’t the way I thought it was pronounced. She calls her Teddy, anyway. And I find it hard to believe she speaks French when she has such a limited grasp of her native tongue.

    I think she is BSC.

  29. Peanut says:

    I really don’t think the bikinis flatter her. But I have to say she definitely does not look like a “hard 43” to me at all.

  30. kwoww says:

    all those women are premenopausal and crazy. Luann and the one that owns the waxing salons are the only likeable ones.

  31. Kim says:

    Shes to old to have another baby.