Here is our Linnocent (she is “ours” – we created this mess) filming a music video in LA yesterday/last night. The video isn’t for her own liquor-soaked music, though. It’s for The Miggs, a band I’ve never heard of. Is it wrong to say that the band probably sucks if they’ve got Linnocent in their music video? According to Celebuzz, Linnocent played herself in the video, which is funny because her costume looks really, really tacky (cheetah print?!?), her makeup was applied via shovel, and her “character” is some famewhore club chick.
What’s funny is that this is “work” for Linnocent. Have you seen her working at the women’s shelter? Nope. That was just the excuse she used when she wanted to get out of her house arrest – and now that she’s out and she can party again, guess who isn’t fulfilling her community service hours? You know that will be the next legal shenanigan for Linnocent – much like all of those hours of court-appointed alcohol classes. Linnocent doesn’t think long-term. Her crack-brain doesn’t comprehend that if she doesn’t complete her community service, there will be consequences. But maybe I have it wrong – Linnocent has barely had to face any consequences, EVER, so maybe she thinks she can skip her service hours and everyone will just shrug.
Here’s another funny story about consequences: did you know that Linnocent is supposed to complete a Shoplifters Alternative program? Hahahaha. Her progress report is due on July 21.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
Talk about type-casting!
And isn’t a “shoplifter’s alternative” to just pay for stuff? Is a class really required for this?
She is playing herself? Well, trashy, trashy, trashy is my description of what I see in those pictures.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
how the mighty have fallen.
a music video? maybe she’s the next “Supahead”?
Wow, I can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 10 years.
you don’t see her doing her community service because the paps were ordered to stay away from the shelter or the police would be called.
You mean this indignant potential ‘oscar’ winner now in a video for a band NOBODY has ever heard of? Winning.
“Make-up applied with a shovel” Your being too kind!
People, people she is NOT going to complete community service. The writer knows this, 99% of posters know this, and I’ve said it time and time again. This video ‘work’ is not a six month job like a movie production. Of course, she’s only been doing day or two ‘cameo’ roles.
What? No emmy nomination?
@ diane – You definitely don’t want papp pix of battered women who are trying to hide from their abusers scattered all over the internet & various assorted other places.
@ Madisyn – At least she’s staying consistent: a non-interview for a magazine no one’s ever heard of; in a music vid for a band no one’s ever heard of…wonder what’s next?
*waves*
po, I’ll be shocked if she even makes it another 10 years.
I’ll also be shocked if she actually completes her community service and shoplifting classes.
She is definitely ready for porn with this look.
I heard it’s a community service music video (Narrated by JT as Gotti) for the Shoplifters Alternative program which contrasts the risks/rewards of armed robbery, extortion, and drug smuggling relative to walking out of a jewelry store with a cheap necklace.
Morning to brin and the babes! (Not to imply brin is not a babe…she’s a super babe)
“Wow, I can’t even imagine what she’ll look like in 10 years.”
She’ll be dead in 10 years unless she has some sort of Come to Jesus moment.
I was going to say I can’t wait to see her brought to court over non compliance but then I realised, yes, I can. I really don’t want to watch this fool get away with criminal behaviour. Again. It’s actually depressing. If I lived in America I’d be outraged.
community service? haven’t battered women suffered enough? cripes.
Hmm…a slutty drunk chick always falling out of bars. OH YEAH…I know just who to call to play the part….
perfect casting! lol
this is totally her area. during and after the video shoot, they’ll all go smoke crack and do shots off some part of her leather-skin.
The 21st? Hmmm, maybe she will break down right after and have her blow up on the 25th. I want to win the crack pool!
Music vid? The ballet helps that, right?
Hahahahahahaha!
A part in a music video of an unknown band? What’s next? Is she going to play the part of Mrs. Clause at the local mall this holiday season?
OMG her face almost made me choke on my lunch….wtf with her make-up?
This one gets more disgusting by the day.
I guess we can be thankful she doesn’t usually wear that shade of lipstick…
It just wouldn’t be Lindsay without the vague double crackchin and at least one picture where she appears to be scratching. Too bad there’s no finger-in-the-mouth shot here. That one is always good for a laugh.
@Rita: Thanks for the laugh…priceless.
@Melinda: maybe she can wear the Xmas costume she wore in Mean Girls?
Lol!! @ Bellaluna re alternative to shop lifting is paying!!!
So lack of community service, partying all hours, dressing like a cracked out hooker in really tacky animal print mini dress i.e. herself….I feel a tailgate party in the not too distant future!!! Ladies rejoice!! 😉
ah.. she doesn’t seem fragile enough to od in the next 10 years. i see her dragging along.. in the same way they say roaches will inherit the earth.
awww, she’ll say she couldn’t do her cs or class cause she had ‘work’ and the judge will say ‘ok honey, buh bye’
Hey Rita! *waves*
@ Ruby Red & My Fellow Crack Tailgaters (you know who are!) – Yup, I feel another one coming on. 😀
Liho is waaaay to good for community service! The judge was just assigning it as a joke! She’ll get off like she always does at her progress hearing. Yawn, so sick of her. She’s probably just screwing up so she can be photographed and getting attention walking into court.
@ Madisyn – OOH! I know what’s next: non-community service; followed by a non-hearing; (possibly) followed by a non-trial; followed by a non-jail sentence.
(Or more unenforced community service and/or house arrest. And round and round we go!)
*waving @ the TCC & all my other crack tailgaters!*
Is the band called The Miggs or just Miggs? B/c if it’s the latter, my fiance went to HS with the singer. I saw them last year. They’re OK. They’ve been an opening act for Maroon 5.
Also, following the Supahead tradition, will Lindsay be Supabuttstuff? Or Supaass2ass?
Her progress report is due on July 21. Does anyone know if Blohan has to show up? Or do we get the usual? NOTHING HAPPENING. We have, what, 3 HOURS, tops of CS in. No alternative shoplifting class completed. I hope TMZ or RADAR published the probation report, they’re always good for a couple grins.
@ bellaluna *waving* to you, the TCC and all crack-tailgaters. Wow three stories in two days. Love it! When do we get to see this mess of a video? I wonder is she’s the ‘star’ or its her USUAL 30 second ‘cameo’? I think these every day stories are great get-togethers for a lead up to a full on court appearance crack-tailgate.
The second pic is definitely a porn star ready look.
Linds, please stop listening to Anna Nicole through your Medium!
It’s NOT OK, and everything is not going to work out!
@ Madisyn – CANNOT. WAIT. Until this vid leaks on the internet. (And we all know it will!)
can’t she be made a ward of the court already?
@ Madisyn & @ Bellaluna, so excited to see this high class vid 2!!!!
When it leaks pls post @ Kaiser so we can all ‘enjoy’ crackie’s finest moment to date 😉
Consequences? Bah! Not for the Linnocent.
Good one Steph.
Music video…Oh my gosh…she is really in the pits now. There’s no coming back girl…
Where is innocent, I wonder.
Y’know, call me crazy but I DON’T think she’s “goig to be dead in 6 months/a year/10 years”. I think she’s going to essentially pickle herself into an embalmed state and lie MUCH longer. I’m seeing her as a Baby Jane/Norma Desmond type.
Now, about the video- she is SO not playing herself! She NEVER looks that put together and clean. Is she losing her hair I the front? That one profile pic looks like a receding hairline. Bleaching red hair can do that, since it damages the roots and redheads already have fewer hairs per square inch than other colors.
that makeup is dreadful. and i have never understood why she bleaches her hair out to such an unnatural blonde. not to mention she looks like every other sliced and diced wannabe in la; and her natural color is was so pretty and really set her apart.
what a wasted life.
@ flourpot – “Innocent” (I mean Dina) has been incognito since Linnocent’s new “PR person” took over.
@ bellaluna
Well, we can all see how well that PR guy is doing for her. Out in bars constantly, drinking alcohol while lying about sobriety, and not giving interviews she is contractually obligated to give and if not contractually, than at least by verbal promise. Twit.
Jesus she looks busted!
Apparently, LiLo’s new pr guy just issued a statement saying the Plum article was “false” and that many of the incidents and statements were “exaggerated” and “taken out of context”.
He also spouted her old BS about being “set-up”. This guy hasn’t realized that he can’t save someone who doesn’t want to save herself.
@Rita, Brin, Bellaluna and all-‘Morning, ladies and the usual suspects.
The question is where she’s getting the jack to pay the PR person. Her attorney is probably pro bono and publicity at this point.
@ sapphire
Her PR person is Steve Honig who wrote the “Gotti” movie and who’s ‘in bed’ with Fiore Films. Fiore is the man who is offering her a CAMEO in “Gotti” and supposedly some movie that is merely “announced” called “Mob Street” which is hilarious for two reasons. One its supposed to be released this year and they haven’t even started filming or have a cast announced other that Blohan and some woman I’ve never heard of and second, next to Blohans name, there is no ‘character name’, the other woman at least has her character name next to her real name.
I guess you could put any name up on the IMDb page and people think its fact.
Bottom line, many posters, including myself have ascertained that Blohan lives up to her name and performs bj’s and Fiore and Honig ‘pretend’ she’s relevant, puts her name on their movies IMDb pages and she, Fiore, and Honig get ‘free’ PR.
With her behavior its a lose, lose for everyone. Idiots.
it’d be kinda hard for the Plum article to be false.. it’s not the first time she’s pulled this crap. Actually back in 2009 there was an Elle UK mag that had something similar about her. Don’t remember the month though.
This is lilo- spoiled, selfish, entitled, demanding, cruel, uncaring, insensitive, thieving. The list could go on. And don’t whine and cry about “oh no one loves her enough to tell her to stop”
Cuz someone DID try to get her to stop.
And lilo responded by breaking windows and crank tweet meltdowns and stalking and sending paparazzi spies and throwing cigarettes and glasses at the one person who loved her enough to try to help.
Lilo doesn’t want to be helped.
Lilo doesn’t want to be clean.
Lilo wants to be served and worshiped.
When I saw these photos, the first person I thought of was a blonde Lily Munster, please forgive me Yvonne de Carlo. And why is she wearing a Hefty Bag cape?
I’ve never heard of the band, but would never listen to anyone who put St. Linnocent in their video. No street cred whatsoever in my honest opinion if you’re putting a drunk/druggie/thief/and washed up child actress in your video to get publicity.
Hey, she looks older than me and I’m old! I’ll say one thing in her defense. I think she exhibits the behavior of someone who has had what some call “boundary violations.” Courtney Love blamed it on her father. I say it probably was some sick producer/industry type that her parents agreed to let “use” as he liked in order to further their, I mean, her career/wealth. I think that goes on in hollywood a lot more than anyone will admit and as much explains the destruction of so many former child stars as the usual causes (career burnout, loss fame, etc).
@ skeptial, Thank you, thank you, thank you!
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found the article, its September 2009 and its a complete redux of this Plum article. The no-shows, the “I’m clean”, the “I’ve changed”, the “I want my career back”, 12 hours late when she finally shows up (remember that photoshoot with her ‘friends’ Indira something or other and they claimed she was 11 hours late and Blohan claimed it was all a lie? Everyone is out to get her, etc.)
Unfuckingbelievable!
I urge any and all CRACK TAILGATERS to read this article, its GGGRRREEEEAAATTT!
It is the epitomy that is Lohan.
@Rio
“I think she’s going to essentially pickle herself into an embalmed state and lie MUCH longer. I’m seeing her as a Baby Jane/Norma Desmond type.”
Ohmigod that is a fantastic image. I want that to happen. You’ve cheered me up, Rio.