Coco hangs out in Miami Beach in a skimpy bikini: gross or cute?


Here are some new photos of Coco (Nicole Austin), the wife of Ice-T, sunning herself in Miami Beach yesterday. You wouldn’t believe how many photos I had to examine just to make sure Coco’s nipples weren’t going to assaulting this page. She’s basically wearing a couple of strings, and as you can imagine, she was popping out all over the place. We’ve seen Kelly Brook in a bikini, the pinnacle of the hourglass figure, just days ago, so I thought it would nice to see “the dark side” of the hourglass: Coco.

I feel like she’s solid – everything about her looks sturdy and thick to me. The majority of her weight, I would imagine, is all T&A. The “t” is fake, of course, but Coco always claims the ass is real. She told Playboy last year, “My butt of course is a hundred percent au natural. We’ll do tests; Ice will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there’s nothing in there. I’ve always had a big butt ever since I was young. But now I guess that’s in style now.” Of course, in 2009, she also claimed she weighed 135 pounds… and she’s pretty much the same size now, so… right.

By the way, I have to admit: I’ve watched more than one episode of Ice Loves Coco. I’m not saying that I actively try to watch it on a regular basis, but if nothing else is on, I’ll totally put it on and enjoy it. I feel weird for admitting this, but… isn’t Coco and Ice-T’s marriage surprisingly deep? They talk about real things, they spend a lot of time together, they listen to each other, they support each other’s careers, and they seem so… solid. I kind of love them together. I watched some of this past week’s episode where Ice was hanging out with her family, and I was so charmed by how involved he was. Ice and Coco have been together 11 years, so they’re doing something right.




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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    A properly-sized bikini would be better. I think they really love each other, so I’m glad they’re happy. (But it still SHOULDA BEEN ME! with Ice-T)

  2. Rose says:

    No bad words from me, I think she’s such a sweet person.

  3. brin says:

    I watch “Ice loves Coco” too and I really like them (though I think Spartacus is the real star of the show). Before I saw the show I didn’t enjoy pics like these, but I think Coco is a sweet person, so I can’t even say this is gross!

  4. Quest says:

    I am surprise that her bikini can support her tatas in those waves, but from the little I know of them, Coco and Ice have an amazing chemistry.

  5. zesty says:

    I’ve got to admit it too…I watched one of their shows. And yeah, their marriage was totally surprising to me–it seemed really positive and respectful. She also seemed like a nice person.

  6. IceIce says:

    She is fab. Go Coco.

  7. saintdevil says:

    “Cute” is just not the right word to describe her, but I don’t think she’s gross.

  8. N.D. says:

    she looks like some african or native american pagan goddess. Don’t see any dark side in her figure. It’s perfect hourglass. On a bit bigger scale than Brooks but it doesn’t make it any less perfect and traditionally feminine.

  9. cutelittlehappything says:

    I don’t think the bikini is a great fit, but she seems like a genuinely sweet person, so it’s kind of cute in that respect.

  10. Samigirl says:

    I kind of feel like…well, she isn’t a b*tch, so if she wants to wear skimpy clothing, I can over look it. She seems to be a really, actual nice person. And that is very rare. Especially among “celebrities.”

  11. silken_floss says:

    Yeah, like everyone else has said she really does seem like a sweet person. Can’t hate on that. Her bikini choices on the other hand….

  12. Jackson says:

    If her goal is to show off as much skin as possible then it works. It her goal is to look good in a bikini then it is a total fail. Gross either way.

  13. rkintn says:

    She definitely would have looked much better in a better fitting bikini. I don’t think she’s ugly..but I don’t think she is all that she thinks she is;)

  14. tapioca says:

    That’s not even the smallest bikini I’ve seen her in!

    I like her – she knows her purpose on Earth is to wear skimpy swimwear and seems like a genuinely likeable person who’s appreciative of the career she’s got without trying to pretend it’s something other. Like Kelly Brook, only not the 31(?) she claims to be!

  15. BB says:

    She seems like an decent person, so I just can’t call her gross… I am gonna go with cute. I love her confidence.

  16. sandy says:

    I would love to hear from anyone who thinks this bikini is cute

  17. sandy says:

    In my humble opinion I think the outfit makes her look cheap and vulgar. Is that a camel toe in one of the pics? This outfit makes a nice person like her look like a $50 hooker….. alright maybe $100 courtesy of those magnificent jumbo ta ta’s(maybe its too rude to say this). If this outfit isn’t vulgar then vulgar has to be re-defined.

  18. kpist says:

    I was very surprised by their loving relationship and think they are so cute together

  19. xxodettexx says:

    “the horror! a woman showing off her body as if her body belongs to her! HORROR!!” ::clutches pearls:


    i also agree that everything i have seen or read about her indicate she is a genuinely nice person; as such, i have nothing mean to say or judgmental to add…

  20. TQB says:

    Well, I wouldn’t wear it, but like everyone else, I find her refreshingly honest and nice. Plus they love their doggies. Two hotties married up and lovin’ it? Nice to see.

  21. madpoe says:

    The only female that can pull off dental floss as a bikini wear. Why even bother wearing that, go naked.

  22. Blue says:

    So because she’s “cute and nice” means that this itty bitty bikini is okay? Smh. I get barely wearing any clothes is her thing, but can she at least find a better top for her tatas. I don’t really mind the bottoms. As for her saying that her ass is real I don’t believe it. Just because no one can feel implants doesn’t mean shit, there are other ways to surgically get a bigger butt.

  23. spinner says:

    Gross. I am sure all the parents here hope that their daughters grow up to be just like her.

  24. Tiffany says:

    I like her too, BUT…That ass isn’t real.
    Exhibit A-

    shoot google coco before and after and you get-another person entirely. New face, double stacked boob implants and a shocking set of ass implants.Which are apparently a no-no.
    Do these people not realize there are sites dedicated to before and afters? Side eye to KimK

  25. xxodettexx says:

    @spinner: i dont know about YOU but if i had a girl and she ended up being a kind, sweet girl who liked to show off her body however she so chooses, i would still love her… i am positive more parents (even the ones “here”) would care more that their kids end up being decent, kind, compassionate humans instead of being modestly dressed but selfish jerks…

  26. OtherChris says:

    She’s sort of like Dolly Parton (although obviously, not talented like her). She’s over the top but you have to love her for it anyway.

  27. Chrissy says:

    It looks like she is wearing a doll’s bikini! Is that supposed to fit even an average size woman?? I’ve watched a few minutes of their show and you are right … they seem very likable.

  28. Me says:

    I kinda love her. She’s hollywood for sure but its just like you said – her and Ice are perfect for each other. Im not a fan of the implants but the girl looks good. I think her bum is real because if you look at her arms and legs she’s a solid kinda of woman.

  29. K-MAC says:

    I love Coco and Ice-T!!!! They totally have captured my heart (seriously, I had not idea they were so lovely together)

  30. Delta Juliet says:

    I’m just happy to see her and I have the same stomach 😉 But, I’ve had two babies.

  31. dorothy says:

    I think they are cute as a couple, very sweet. However, sometimes it’s just TOO MUCH skin, it goes from cute and sexy to just plain gross.

  32. sassenach says:

    Even though they seem like a sweet couple, her ass is fake. Daily Mail posted pictures of CoCo and her sister when they were teens and her ass was as flat as a board.

  33. Ellie says:

    She just needs to put some GD clothes on. Who wants to see that? Not me! Otherwise I think she’s a sweet person.

  34. That girl says:

    Love Coco!

  35. orion70 says:

    That thing looks like it hurts. O_o

  36. Jenny says:

    She’s a cutie, but her clothes don’t fit her. Although I think that’s part of the persona she’s cultivating.

  37. Trillion says:

    She cannot compete with Kelly Brooke simply because her boobs are so factory built. The rest of her is amazing though.

  38. crazymary says:

    I like her, but I have to ask… Where are her nipples? Lol.

  39. Cherry Rose says:

    I love Coco. I first saw her on Rapper Wives on E! and she was just so sweet when she talked about being married to Ice-T.

    And they are so sweet and loving to each other on their reality show. Which by the way is much more watchable than the Kardashian shows.

    As for whether her ass is real or not, it’s really hard to say. It was already pretty big to begin with and doesn’t really look like it’s that much bigger from the before pictures. It also looks like she does exercises to help tone the buttocks, so that might be an explanation.

    However, if it is fake, then obviously she had a better job done than Kim Kardashian. Her butt is just gross.

  40. Rita says:

    She is properly protioned and her marriage seems in good shape. They are an interesting combo and I see ICE as a pretty good guy.

    Baby’s got back.

    Maybe Coco and Kim will bring back, back.

  41. Lady D says:

    crazymary I was wondering the same thing. Where are they? That bathing suit looks see-through but its not. I also think the material for the bathing suit is pretty, just not quite enough of it.

  42. really says:

    This Coco is very THICK woman, but she carries it well.

  43. arock says:

    you know how they say personality goes a long way…
    hang it out gurl…

  44. Kelly says:

    I too have always been amazed at what a solid marriage they have, and how they talk about communicating and paying attention to the other person’s wants and needs. Ice-T always surprises me with his depth and sensitivity – though I’ve always loved Fin Tutuola!

    Re: the bikini, well, she just does her thing, I suppose, though I wonder how the other beach-goers feel about being visually assaulted in such a manner. She has a porn aesthetic in general, and Ice loves it, so… I guess I give her a pass, like everyone else, because she seems really nice and authentic and not a gold-digger or a vapid groupie.

  45. sowa says:

    Coco, your tatas are really amazing, but please, give that bikini to some 12 year old, and buy yourself a bra for grownups…

  46. Kimble says:

    Glad I’m not the only one who watches Ice loves Coco! They are such a cute couple and I have done a complete 180 on how I feel about her and her skimpy clothes…

    The family episode this week was hilarious!!!!

  47. anne says:

    If we didn’t know how “fake” all her body parts are maybe she would be taken more seriously. She’s like a dumb blond.

  48. 4Real says:

    I watched it too! I like them she’s such a sweetie. I can’t hate.

  49. Dani says:

    You just can’t hate on this girl because she really is endearing. I also get a kick out of the dog on their show.

  50. original kate says:

    i vote gross.

  51. Anti-icon says:

    GROSS visuals, for sure. I. Can’t. Handle. Thongs. Or. Wearing. Them. In. Public.

    But I do LIKE CoCo. And especially with her husband, Ice.

    So…..I have to just look the other way. LOL

  52. Thea says:

    She is just maximizing (cough) her potential. I like her. Never thought I would. And I like him. And they are really kind of cool people. I have been watching snippets of their show, and am totally surprised by the love and respect they show one another. And I love their dog.

  53. Bettie says:

    I <3 Coco!

  54. Sassy says:

    Yes, she is adorable and the relationship seems genuine. Have to admit, I had to look up Ice T on Wikipedia. Had no idea who he was and now I know. Watched this because it was on after something else – Kardashians perhaps. Really sweet girl, and they are so devoted and kind to everyone.

  55. bluhare says:

    I’ve never watched a reality show — not survivor, American Idol, none of them. So now it’s a badge of honor that I haven’t, so I don’t watch any at all. BUT I really want to watch this one. I’m with most of the rest of you in that their relationship seems really genuine, and they’re cute with their dog. I saw photos of him complaining about putting a life jacket on a “drowning” Spartacus, and I want to watch so bad!

    I know. I could watch, but I haven’t watched any for so long . .. AAARRRGGHHH!!

  56. Pyewacket says:

    I have nothing bad to say about Ice or CoCo. They seem very happy. She seems very nice and devoted to him, and he the same. I love how they adore their dog, and YES, I have watched a few episodes of their show.

  57. C-DUB says:

    I was hesitant about watching at first too, but they really do seem to love each other. I like the show!

  58. margaritachum says:

    i love coco. i don’t care what she wears she’s too nice and seems so real for me to care about clothes.=) and i think her body looks great.

  59. jamie says:

    OMG it looks like she tryed to squeeze into a pre teen bikini ! she may as well go naked sheshhhhhh grose !

  60. vicky says:

    She is dumb and vulgar, but she is very sweet, I believe she has not a bad bone on her, and she is happily married, and at the end of the day that is what matters, right?

  61. DesertRose says:

    She loves to sell her over the top sexiness, but like others, I caught the show and instantly fell in love with them. So sweet and obviously they really care about each other. Her body is smoking hot, I don’t understand why she chooses to dress in a way that detracts from it.

  62. Hannah says:

    I saw her at an airport once, with Ice-T, and was surprised at how much smaller she is in person. I can buy that she’s around 135.

  63. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Her website says she’s 5’2″ with a 23 inch waist and 40 inch hips. I suspect she’s fudging the latter a bit (as well as her 135 lb weight). However, she’s not in delusional Kirsty Ally territory, and she seems rather nice, so she gets a pass from me.

  64. hatsumomo says:

    Hate to seem smug-not really- but I called it a long time ago when I said she can do something right and have a successful marriage than ‘normal’ women. The majority of women in general are going through their 1st,2nd some on their THIRD divorce already.

  65. mags says:

    haha everyone seems to be in agreement, cute couple, sweet show and you get a pass. but yeah i agree…just go naked! or at least topless. let those girls go free!

  66. mary simon says:

    that bikini looks uncomfortable and unsanitary. I wouldn’t want her riding in my car or sitting on any of my furniture in that thing, for sure.

  67. womanfromthenorth says:

    She seems very nice and has the body.. but the suit is to small.

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    @ bluhare – Fellow “badge of honour non-reality TV show” watcher here! Whoop-whoop!

    But hubs saw the previews for this while I was watching The Soup, and decided he MUST see it. So I’ve seen or heard snippets while he’s watched. She and Ice are very sweet together. He indulges her whims (because he can) and encourages her endevours. (But it still SHOULDA BEEN ME! with him. I’ve loved him since Colors.)

  69. Anonymous says:

    seriously? id love to know how many of you calling her gross look like bikini models. yeah, shes not the most modest person, but shes at the beach. leave her be.

  70. angee says:

    WHAT bikini?

  71. LadyA says:

    She is absolutely gorgeous! She has a figure that is to die for, not any of this stick-thin grotesquerie. She looks like a proper woman .. good sized chest, small waist and bangin hips.

  72. Melancholy says:

    If your snatch is hanging halfway down your leg, is there a special term for that? Or should we coin one? Sloth-toe?

  73. Jilly Bean says:

    yeah… Coco won me over in one episode.. its so good to see someone gunning for different and realistic body shapes in the media.

  74. Amanda G says:

    Wow…where to begin. Awful cut on the bathing suit and total camel toe going on…which I guess she was aiming for.

  75. Hakura says:

    Of ALL the parts of her body that could draw one’s attention… For some reason, my attention went right to her ears. They’re just… so… oddly tiny. (& this is coming from someone who has naturally very small ears.)

    Is that… natural? Or is it a side affect of all the plastic surgery she had done to her face? (I thiink I heard that sometimes ‘face lifts’ can require them to screw with the ears…Or that sometimes nose jobs require extra cartlidge, especially when it’s had more than one alteration, so they can take it from the ears…)

  76. mia says:

    GROSS: Suppose she has her ‘tan-line’ reasons for this but all I see is Silicone & Botox and SEVERE camel knuckle!

  77. Leshie says:

    I don’t think this bikini flatters her AT ALL.. But at the end of the day I still love Coco 🙂 She’s so sweet! I love their show!!

  78. cassie says:

    as much as i would love to hate her….she is such a sweetheart. i just can’t bring myself to trash talk her. she’s comfortable with her body and hey, is that a crime? and her husband is ga-ga over her, which is refreshing to see (instead of him cheating/staring at other women).

  79. wow!! says:

    Eeew, the first word that comes to mind after looking at those pics is GROSS! The bikini doesn’t even fit her and she looks so fake. She looks better photoshopped and air brushed.

  80. wow!! says:

    Lol @ Mary!! I understand that some of u love her and all but face it she doesn’t look good in that bikini. What does her personality and her being sweet have to do with these pics? Nothing!

  81. Corie says:

    I Love the show because i like him in the law an order SVU so I was intrigued ,and i love the show she is so funny and down to earth she is not what she locks she is a sweetheart and the last show with the goost it was great the make you have a good time that is the reason they been together so long she is a lovely.

  82. VeneficaDelirium says:

    I thought they were funny throwing the evil eye at the Situation.

    That bikini looks like it’s splitting her in half. I don’t care how nice you are or how good your body looks…leave it in the bedroom. Every time this couple is photographed in public, I have to see her ass. Class it up a little. Oh, does that make me a lousy third wave feminist? Self-expression and class aren’t mutually exclusive.

    Britney Spears seems like a nice person too but I’ve seen people call her a “slut” for wearing more than Coco does.

    Part of the reason this woman irritates me so much is that she can probably walk around in nothing but a pair of nipple clamps, and an ill-fitting thong to meet the Dalai Lama and everyone will overlook it because they have a weird fascination with her tupperware ass and golly gee being such a nice person. She must be a saint, because if anyone else walked around the beach in a thong regardless of how they looked, everyone would be condemning them.

    And real or fake, that ass is gross. I’m so over the fascination with elephant asses. Don’t get me wrong, I hate my ass and wish it was better, but I guess now mutilating your boobs to the point they look like tumorous, vascular monstrosities exploding out of your collarbone is out of season and is replaced by mutilating your ass to the point that it looks like two glazed hams swallowing your thong whole.

    I like how people (especially women, but a handful of men) act as though fake breasts are unattractive and somehow morally inferior to getting ass implants, as if there’s some kind of more noble explanation to having it surgically oversized to an extreme. What, so that they can sit down better?

    @JillyBean: If this is how you define a “realistic” body type, then you need to get out more.

    Some of us aren’t hourglass shaped, and that’s why the hype this chick gets annoyed me as well. While I’m not completely narrow, comparing myself to Coco/Kim Kardashian/all the other “curvy” role models, it confuses people because I guess only two different body types exist. You’re either a perfect hourglass or you’re a “twelve year old boy”.

    Only when people are able to appreciate all body types and begin to finally reject this ridiculous dichotymy will I believe that the general public (NOT just the media) is “gunning for a realistic body image”.

    My body type is a combination of curvy and petite. At my healthiest weight, I have large breasts, a curved waist, straight but wide hips, long shapely legs, and not much ass but it’s there. I don’t fit the mold for “masculine”, or “curvy”, but I am very sick of feeling guilty because my ass isn’t fat enough.

  83. Kim says:

    I like her, but I have to ask Where are her nipples?