Here are some photos from last night’s NYC premiere of Crazy, Stupid, Love – I’ll be doing the photos of Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone in this post, and in a later post, I’ll get to Julianne Moore and Marisa Tomei, etc. I was going to do all the photos at once, but that was before I saw A) Emma Stone’s tragic dress and B) How many photos there are of Emma and Ryan all over each other.

First: Emma’s Tom Ford lace dress, with some kind of hip… horns? What is Emma’s obsession with drawing the eye to her hip/biscuit area? She did this two nights ago at the Friends With Benefits premiere too – she wore that absolutely awful Giambattista Valli vagina dust ruffle, and NOW she’s given her biscuits some horns. Girl, if you want to accessorize your biscuits, JUST VAJAZZLE THAT JUNK. I’m also starting to wonder if Emma has a lace problem. Bitch wears a lot of lace on red carpets, and while I’ve accepted it in the past, it’s starting to get much too “precious” and “grandma’s doily”.

As for Ryan Gosling… well, I hate this damn geometric-patterned suit, but I enjoy HOW he wears the suit. Gosling likes his suits very trim, a very close fit. It’s very La Dolce Vida, very 1960s European. It’s sexy that he seems to care about wearing a suit and tie for his premieres, and he seems to care about the fit a great deal. I generally like his style, just not this particular print. And the mofo does like some shiny suits too, historically.

Now, for the idea that Emma and the Gosdong are enjoying some private time together. Well… Page Six claimed yesterday that they went out for yogurt a few nights ago and they were acting “friendly”. I suspect that they are “friends” and I might even think that Gosling wouldn’t be opposed to hittin’ that. I don’t think he is currently hittin‘ that, though. But they do look really hot together.

Photos courtesy of WENN.