Play ‘spot the real porn stars’ at the ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ premiere

When I was checking out these photos from the new Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno I noticed a certain famous former porn star, and then I started playing this game called “spot the porn stars.” Unfortunately for some of these minor female celebrities, I mistook them for the real thing.

The larger photos linked from each of the thumbnails below is labeled with the celebrity’s name and their status. Once the bigger photo loads, click on it to load full size. The answer is in the lower right hand corner and says either their name followed by “no” or “porn star.” There are also some photos of the stars and celebrities you’ll immediately recognize.

Zach and Miri Make a Porno is an R rated film about two platonic roommates, Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, who make a sex film to earn money. It initially received an NC-17 rating, but director Kevin Smith was able to secure a much more bankable “R” after cutting some scenes and working closely with the ratings board.

The film is out in the US and Canada on October 31. Here’s the trailer, which made me laugh quite a few times. The American public needs another escapist film soon, and this looks like it fits the bill nicely.

Here are the photos, and no offense is meant to anyone with this stupid game.

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  1. Diva says:

    HOLY CRAP! lmao… I did’t even RECOGNIZE Jason Mews! lol He finally looks like a grownup!

    Traci Lords is kinda a FORMER pornstar, dontcha think? She’s legitimately in this movie and I’m pretty sure she hasn’t done porn in YEARS.

  2. Tina says:

    I’m all for raunchy movies, but in this case, I couldn’t agree more with Scribe.

  3. Allie says:

    I second the freak out over Jason Mewes. Sweet JESUS does he look different. He was a fox in Mallrats though.

  4. Christina says:

    oh oh i know who the real porn star is… it’s the blond girl with the short hair and white dress… i saw her special on hbo about porn… the ugly makeup is a dead giveaaway though… :/

  5. vdantev says:

    This might come as a great shock to powers that be in Hollywood, but I have no interest in watching that fat hairy ball of skin Seth Rogan pretend to have sex with anyone.

  6. Christina says:

    i was right… i know my porn :D

    and that krysten ritter is really cute… who is she?

  7. Diva says:

    Uh, you guys DO know this isn’t actually a porno, right? It’s a comedy that deals with an explict subject but isn’t at all explicit itself. At least no more than any Kevin Smith or Judd Apatow movie has been.

  8. What!? says:

    Are you telling me Kevin Smith is not a porn star?

  9. Scribe85 says:

    Diva … yes, we know it isn’t actually porn. the movie looks like it was thought up by the mind of an immature, sex crazed 15-year-old boy who was smart enough to think he could accomplish two things
    1. get hot babes
    2. make money
    I hope this mindless smut movie tanks in theatres.