Cruise’s spokesperson says he’ll marry Katie in 3-6 weeks

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are in full-on PR offensive, according to sources. After spending months holed away with mysterious baby Suri, they released her to the public to great fanfare with a huge spread in Vanity Fair. Next they went out to dinner several times at paparrazi target restaurants, took in Tom’s daughter’s soccer game, and were seen out with both of their moms, suggesting they’re planning something.

Now it seems to be true, and their publicist has confirmed that they’re in the “planning stages”:

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are reportedly planning to marry within the next three to six weeks, Us Weekly reports.

Holmes, who gave birth to the couple’s baby daughter Suri on April 18, and Cruise are working toward a date in “early fall.”

Cruise and Holmes’ spokesman Arnold Robinson says, “The wedding is still in the planning stages. They’re really excited about it. They have always said they will be married by early fall and they are still in that window. They can’t wait.”

Rock and Republic fashion president Andrea Bernholtz tells the magazine, “All I really know is that the wedding is soon! They will surprise us all.”

Another source adds, “It’s going to happen in the next three to six weeks.”

It seems rather suspect that this news comes out right at the same time that Tom’s “gay sex” scandal is getting press. What better way to distract the public from Tom’s interest in sweaty jerk-off sessions than to have a wedding? I’m not saying he’s not interested in Katie Holmes or that he’s not in love with her. People say she’s his beard or whatever, but maybe he likes to go both ways and is fond of young impressionable women.

Regardless he’s done too much damage to his career by defending his weird Scientology beliefs, and a high-profile wedding isn’t going to make him into a box office superhero again.

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  1. millie says:

    why would anyone announce they’ll marry “soon”? You make an announcement after the fact or when you get engaged. This is a desperate attempt to stay in the press.

  2. Shiny says:

    Why, for that matter, would anyone marry Tom Cruise? Desperate attempt is right! Case in point? Suri. So sad.

  3. Viv says:

    Tom Cruise is a whack job. He’s as bad as Stephen Baldwin. I never really had any respect for him and Katie Holmes; three words: Dawson’s Creek blew. His attempt to be back in the limelight is definitely Mission Impossible.

  4. Randi says:

    Public Relations move, obviously. Aren’t there a couple books with gay accusations coming out soon?

  5. jersey girl says:

    What’s with the sunglasses at night? What an a**hole!!

  6. Poor Boopie says:

    Run Katie RUN!!!!!!!!!

  7. chic mommy says:

    These two are the biggest publicity whores on the planet. They’re freakin’ nuts!

  8. ER says:

    She needs to stop wearing heels – it looks ridiculous that she’s taller than Tom.

  9. d. c. says:

    Most people wish Katie well, as she is young and has a baby.. but then she had too many oportunites to leave this jerk and didn’t so.. Nawh.. I pass on her. As for Tom, he’s abused every woman he’s come in contact with by his mistreatment of them.. so much so the public doubts he loved or cared much for them. Especially Nicole. And, all the other stuff.. yes he’s lost all his goodwill by revealing the fanatical personal life with fans.. You can’t win that trust and acceptance back once you proved you’re a twit, insane and a weiner brain.

  10. MizLiz says:

    Run, Katie, RUN!