– Mary Kate Olsen’s friend got into an accident with a El Pollo Loco delivery car. That’s the closest she’s gotten to food in months [Dlisted]
– Heaven forbid Kate Hudson ever do anything more challenging than stand and giggle [Lainey Gossip]
– Tina Fey lands on the cover of this week’s TV Guide [PopEater]
– Lil Wayne’s assistant says he did carry a handgun once in a while [Bossip]
– Anne Hathaway claims she has a sexy new man, who must not relize that she’s not sexy [Fafarazzi]
– Zima is being discontinued! Get ready to cry into your Mike’s Hard Lemonade instead [Pajiba]
– Apparently Tori Spelling hasn’t heard that it’s a bad time to sell right now [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney was spotted crying last night as she left the studio [Celebslam]
– Paris Hilton is still pissed at Pink from like a million years ago [Websters is my Bitch]
– Speaking of Paris, here she is in another ridiculous outfit making another ridiculous pose [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Britney’s going to be performing at Bryant Park in New York City in early December. Chilly idea.[Crazy Days and Nights]
– Not surprisingly, Madge is using her kids to create even more gossip. What a class act [PopSugar]
– I don’t care what anyone says, the cutest thing about Jessica Simpson is her dog [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
– Are Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady finally ready to get married? I’d find it easier to be happy for them if I didn’t hate her so miuch [Socialite’s Life]
– Beyonce doesn’t even really look like Beyonce in the stills for her upcoming “Cadillac Records” [Just Jared]
– My God Tara Reid, what is it going to take to make you stop this? [Egotastic]
– In case you weren’t totally sure, Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Follieri is an even bigger moron than you thought [The Superficial]