Crystal Harris on sex with Hugh Hefner: they did it once and it lasted two seconds

The more Crystal Harris talks, the deeper she digs her own hole. Eariler this week she admitted that she was attracted to Hugh Hefner because of the Playboy lifestyle, the same lifestyle she blamed for breaking up with him. In an interview with Howard Stern yesterday, Harris said that sex with Hef turned her off and that the guy only lasted two seconds. Whatever happened in that moldy old bedroom, that is TMI and it’s not cool to kiss and tell. The guy let her keep the Bentley and the $90k ring. The least she could do is keep his sex secrets. Harris also said that life with Hef was stifling and that he kept a tight rein on her, which she’s spoken of in the past. Here’s more, from Howard Stern’s website:

Sex with Hef: it never really happened
“He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked. I don’t know if I want to.”

Crystal said she and Hef only had sex once in their entire relationship: “He’s had so much sex. He’s more about, like, cuddling…touchy-feely kind of stuff.” It lasted just 2 seconds, with Crystal climbing off Hef before he climaxed: “He tried not to take Viagra as much any more because it made him lose his hearing.” The whole scene isn’t half as sexual as you’d think: “There’s baby oil all over the mansion and I don’t understand why.”

How Hef tried to control her
The first year I was there I was able to go on vacation with my family and snowboarding. And the second year I asked to do the same things and got told no…I think he’s insecure. I think he’s always been that way.” Asked what was worse, the sex or the schedule, Crystal shrugged: “The worst part of it was the schedule. I mean, we weren’t that sexual.”

Crystal said she started to feel imprisoned by the schedule: “I couldn’t go anywhere. I couldn’t do anything.” And quickly learned that she actually was a prisoner: “Hef and I had gotten into a small argument. I just needed to breathe–get away. I started to leave and Hef called down to security and said, ‘If Crystal tries to leave, contain her.’”

Details of her prenup
Worse than his rigid rule was Hef’s obsession with old movies: “It’s like the history lesson I never wanted.” Even his bedside proposal was a disaster: “He brings out a ring and hands it to me and says, ‘I hope it fits.’” Crystal’s marriage was really an arrangement: she would’ve collected $800K on the day of the wedding and another 500K for every year she stayed with him. This was on top of her $2K/week cash allowance.

How she got out
Crystal finally snuck away just days before their wedding, waiting until Hef had started the traditional Sunday night movie (the latest X-Men film) and lying to the Mansion staff: “I got my keys and told security that I had to run to the store.” Crystal said her best friend is now Hef’s #1 girlfriend: “I’m not mad at her at all. I know all the reasons why she wants to be there.”

[From Howard Stern]

That’s so mean to make that public, especially to declare that you were never attracted to someone you intended to marry. That just makes Crystal look bad, not Hef. Hef responded very calmly on Twitter to deny Crystal’s claims, but has since deleted the tweets. He did link to this GossipCop recap of what he wrote, though. He tweeted “Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend?” and then later that “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights…. Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.” Just as he was on his post-split interview with Piers Morgan, Hef remained very gracious and kind about Crystal despite what she said. He wroteWhen I said, ‘I missed a bullet’ when Crystal left, I didn’t mean I didn’t love her. I meant I realized she really didn’t love me.” Hef may be an old perv, but he’s a classy one. I hope Crystal fades away after this. She seemed like a conniving opportunist after she nearly married Hef and then ditched him. Now she seems like a nasty one too.




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  1. DD says:

    gross! so unnecessary.

  2. gillie says:

    1) Gold digger fail.
    2) Classy talking about private matters in a public forum to humiliate the guy who gave you the fame and lifestyle you wanted. ClASSy.

  3. amy says:

    Kissing and telling is never cool.

  4. Eve says:

    They did it once and it lasted two minutes.


    The joke writes itself. I don’t even have to say anything else.

    EDIT: Even though I agree that kissing and telling is awful (no matter who does it and for what reasons) and it makes her look like an asshole, I have to agree with Francesca (below, comment # 6).

    And Celebitchy…”classy old perv”? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

  5. Dany says:

    Totally agree, cb. And Chrystal’e behaviour is perfectly normal for this new league of Hollywood prostitutes.

  6. francesca says:

    I am supposed to feel sorry for him? No way. He is pathetic and being old and semi-impotent does not make him any less so in my mind.

    You sleep with dogs you catch their fleas.

  7. Quest says:

    Ah mean, even whores have standards, there should be some kinda client/whore confidentiality clause somewhere.

    Come on, we all know what goes on at the Playboy Mansion (viagra, orgies, doggie poo, etc. We all know Hef is a nasty little old man and always will be, but DAMN girl (Crystal) is just a classless mean money whoring bitch.

  8. brin says:

    Talk about biting the hand that gave you your 15 minutes of fame. She’s only famous because of him…hopefully her 15 minutes are almost up.

  9. Bonfire Beach says:

    The funniest part of the article is this, “He tried not to take Viagra as much any more because it made him lose his hearing.”

    HAHAHAHA! What?

  10. Wif says:

    I don’t get it. This is very, very different from what she said on The View on Monday.

  11. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    I don’t believe any of this. Hef is known for wanting them home at certain times and wanting to know where they are but I think its out of loneliness and concern for them. I don’t believe he would keep her from her family or from leaving when she wanted too.

    I mean Hef never talks about his sex life with certain girls, why these women feel the need to do it to him, just because he is old seems unnecessary but whatever. Thats exactly how I imagine sex with an 80 something year old man to be.

  12. shiba says:

    Ethically I agree with what you’re saying.
    BUT, I think it’s great that she’s pulling back the curtain on the reality of a ‘relationship’ with Hef.
    Between the TV show & all his PR, entirely too much glamour has been associated with the lifestyle of an old man whose wealth enables him to lease women.

  13. Pix says:

    I’m pretty sure her quote says it lasted two seconds…that is much different than two minutes.

  14. TQB says:

    She makes Holly Madison and Kendra look smart and kind. That’s an astonishing accomplishment.

    This is beyond golddigger, this is just plain whoring.

  15. Celebitchy says:

    Thanks Pix I will edit it!

  16. Kimbob says:

    Agree w/@francesca as well. Hugh is a PERV who has made untold $$$ exploiting (all too willing) women.

    Yes, Crystal is a shameless famewhore…that’s for sure…but in my estimation, they both are skeevy.

  17. Jezi says:

    If Hef was so bad, neither Holly, Bridget or Kendra would still hold him in high regards. This bitch is ridiculous. Wanting out of the situation is different then talking ish about him. You wanna leave, go…don’t humiliate the man.

  18. 9 out 10 experts recommend says:

    This is such a turn off. Yuck Yuck Yuck.

  19. Erinn says:

    I actually do feel sorry for him. In no way do I promote his lifestyle, but if the women are stupid enough to follow him around, then he can feel free to have his fun I guess.
    Not that I ever expected any level of class from Crystal, but she was just downright mean. She left him. It’s not like he dumped her, and she’s trying to get even by spreading intimate details of their relationship.
    Again, I’m not Hef’s biggest fan, but I honestly feel sorry for the guy.

  20. tapioca says:

    @shiba: “…whose wealth enables him to lease women.”

    None of whom have had a gun held to their heads. These girls go in with their gold-digging eyes wide open – unlike the white-slave trade victims drugged up to the eyeballs and walking the streets.

    I’m guessing Ms. Harris is getting defensive and throwing around allegations because so many people thought her runaway bride-act made her look like a bitch. Anyway Hef, “Premature ejaculation? I don’t even believe in that. I don’t, if I cum IT WAS RIGHT ON TIME!!”

    (~Dave Chappelle)

  21. Original Bee says:

    I know a lot of people have a very low opinion about Hugh Hefner, I used to be one of them. But, I changed my opinion of him after seeing a documentary about him. He actually did a lot in the fight for civil rights. He refused to descriminate against African Americans in his clubs, and he even bought back several of his clubs in the South, at great personal cost, and ran them himself so black people would be welcome there. He had a television show back in the 60s that was one of the only shows that allowed black people to be featured on it. And the show wasn’t carried in many places in the South because of that. And he received an NAACP award for all he did in the fight for civil rights. The list goes on and on. So yes, he may be a “perv” as people say but he should also be remembered for the good things he’s done in terms of fighting against racism.

  22. Krissy says:

    I think she expected to be embraced by the public like Holly and Hef’s relationship and once she realized everyone was making fun of her she bailed.

    Now she is trying to do damage control and act like she was in on the big joke.

  23. Tiffany says:

    @TBQ, I was thinking about them as well. The relationships with them did not work out so they left, not snuck out, left of their own accord. Say what you want about Hef, but this man is in a position to have a revolving door of women so the hostage thing just does not seem to hold water.

  24. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    And that two minutes on Hef gave her fifteen in the tabloids.

  25. Kelly says:

    Hef certainly has his peculiarities, but everything I’ve heard him say in interviews and in writing has been quite articulate, so I think he’s probably a very intelligent man. That said, the Mansion is gross – but then again, the girls don’t have to be there, they don’t have to dress like that… go find a nice young man, for pete’s sake.

    That second picture of Crystal is priceless! She’s “24 years old” in a pig’s eye!

  26. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    And great post Original Bee 🙂

  27. Annaloo says:

    I think this is a very young person, with not a lot of life experience, who was dazzled by a lifestyle that was very bittersweet.

    She probably shouldn’t negatively slam Hef in the public (poor taste), but after Kendra Wilkinson’s stories as well, I totally believe this girl.

    What that situation will continue to be at the Playboy Mansion is an old man who should be paying attention to his family, instead spends his days corraling young blonde girl-clones like chattel.

    And they line up for the use and abuse, the lifestyle and the loot, but isn’t that just how it always goes in Hollywood?

  28. dorothy says:

    Why on earth does she think we want to know this? Trash.

  29. Liz says:

    Aaaaargh, why are these people still talking!? That said, gold-digging plastic trash or not, she walked away from a lot of money for not marrying the guy. There must be something human in her…..still a vapid ho, though.

  30. Sunnyjyl says:

    @Shiba, you said it.

  31. P.J. says:

    He was going to pay her to be his wife? That’s not marriage, that’s prostitution!

  32. Iggles says:

    Wow. She actually manages to make Hugh Hefner look classy!


    I agree with the golddigger-fail sentiment!

  33. NancyMan says:

    She’s a tramp with a big mouth!!

  34. whocares says:

    What class! I’m sure the men will be lining up around the block for a chance to have their “manhoood” assassinated in the press by you after they hump and dump your used up and bitter ass! Grow up! You’d be another unknown, waitress if it wasn’t for a nano-second of the time Hugh Hefner gave you!

  35. lin234 says:

    She should have put in her time. Even if she was married for 3 years, she would have gotten 2.3 million. She could have saved that if she stayed in the budget on 2k a week and you know Hef would have paid for a lot of other stuff. Now, she’s out doing the media ho-stroll trying to maintain her lifestyle and sharing unnecessary details.

    Goldigger FAIL. I mean it’s a good thing he hardly wants to F her right? I think it would be a lot worse if it was the opposite.
    I think women like Crystal and Kendra are trying to make people think they are a lot less nasty since the sex was minimal with Hef. Sex with Hef just once makes them nasty enough. I hope they wrapped it in teflon before getting near it.

  36. WillyNilly says:

    Why are we feeling bad for him…because it turns out he is actually a reality-based old man and not the swinging 60’s rockstar he’s always pretended to be?

    No sympathy, he has been exploiting women for decades.

  37. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @celebitchy, “and it’s not cool to kiss and tell.”

    In most cases, I would agree (ie. LeBuff/Fox). However, this wrinkly old perv has made his living off of exploiting women and talked about bedding every one of his harem of women (without the help of Viagra) *eyeroll*
    IMO he opened the door for discussions like this. Plus, I get a smug sense of satisfaction from
    seeing her make a fool of him, since that’s what he spent the better part of his life doing to women. I also want to add that, if he were really smart, he should have had these girls (Kendra, Crystal et al) sign a confidentiality agreement (like I suspect Sheen/ Olsen and Clooney/Canalis did) so that they couldn’t trash his sexual prowess (or lack thereof).

  38. Mari says:

    @Amy I agree. She knew what she was getting into.

    @Shiba- There’s no “pulling back the curtain”. This type of behavior has been around for centuries, and will continue so long as there are willing participants. Noone can claim plausible deniability when it comes to Hef. Not even the public. If there is a curtain, its made of sheer, possibly stained, chiffon.

  39. says:

    I don’t know why anyone would feel sorry for him, much less call him a “classy” perv. The man pays women to live with him and have sex with him. Not much different from Charlie Sheen.

  40. terir says:

    um….yes, it makes Hef look bad. What else did people expect from such a situation? True love? Hot sex? He paid her to be his public gf, and she couldn’t even see her family. That’s weird and he’s a creepy old coot.

    Why the hef sympathy? You guys think he actually cared about her? He treated her like a little sex toy slave. He insists on practicing unsafe “sex” with all of them, they all line up and have to shove his limp noodle into them for like a minute each, all the girls while he watches porn.

    There’s nothing classy or acceptable about Hef. He’s an pig who needs to front and treats women like possessions.

  41. Laura says:

    I’m glad she’s talking about it. Is it something that we didn’t already know? He’s disgusting.

  42. po says:

    He should have just stuck with crazy Holly.

  43. ladybert62 says:

    well if nothing else, he has more class than she does – Crystal, TMI TMI TMI – keep repeating this over and over and eventually you will shut up.

  44. gg says:

    I have to concur with Shiba. Also, is it mean of me to be glad that taking tons of Viagra has a bad side effect like losing hearing? I just picture sex offenders abusing the stuff like it’s going out of style. Too many of my friends’ dads have been bragging about how great Viagra is and I reeeeeally don’t want to know that about them.

  45. Goofpuff says:

    That says a lot that she has less class than Hef. He really screwed up losing Holly cuz he wanted someone younger. He has an age limit on how old he’ll keep em around.

  46. Honey B says:

    Hahahahahahahaha @ Hef. I agree with the last few posters. There’s nothing to feel sorry about here. Did he really think a 25 year-old-old had his best interest at heart? Frankly, did he have hers? If that were his daughter – hell grand daughter – would he feel the man in his position was being a ‘gentleman’ by mentoring his beloved ‘ariel mermaid inspired girl’. The guy is vile. The chicks are too, but I for one am happy this gold digger played him like a violin.

  47. JustBe says:

    I also don’t get the sympathy for Hef.
    Yeah, it’s well known that he’s a pervert, but these aren’t usually older, well-rounded women that he corrals.
    They’re usually in their very early twenties, with very troubled pasts that he lures into his lair with promises of wealth and fame.
    Are they innocent victims, no. But, he’s not just a pervy old man either. He finds and exploits vulnerable people. Sometimes the women bite back, most often not.
    I think that most usually don’t because they realize that it would make them look as bad as him to reveal the very unsavory and unsexy details of what goes on in a ‘relationship’ with Hef.

  48. Anne de Vries says:

    He uses them for their bodies, they use him for his fame. It’s a business deal he’s had going on for a long time now, and one where he holds all the power. The only thing that’s changed is that for once one of the girls got the drop on him before he dumped her. I’m supposed to feel sorry? Screw that.

  49. original kate says:

    wait…hef can’t get it up?! shocker. ugh – these two deserve each other.

  50. wtf? says:

    Hugh is making millions selling this lifestyle, that even if it were true would be offensive and degrading to women. That it’s becoming clear that it is a pathetic lie is karma.

  51. Joanna says:

    I don’t see how he’s exploiting women. They know what they’re walking into, and I believe they’re free to leave anytime they want. They go into it for the money, and if you’re gonna be a whore, you have to work for it.

  52. Rita says:

    For Crystal, 14 minutes 45 seconds have already passed. The bottom of the hole is only 15 seconds away.

  53. margaritachum says:

    that is something i didn’t need to know… too much information.

  54. Jenni says:

    @Shiba ITA. Also, a real gold digger would have stuck it out for a year and got that money. She isn’t deterring every teenage girl with “Playboy Bunny”/gold digger type aspirations, but I’m sure she’s deterring a few. Some young girls are treacherous, but plenty others are naive, insecure, and can get themselves into bad, controlling situations with older men or even pimp-types. It does shine a light to tell your story. THe fact it’s similar to other bunnies’ stories doesn’t take away from the importance of her own. It just adds credibility to all their stories. As I see it, they both got something out the deal – he got a pretty, sexy 20-something and her time, attention, body and promulgation of his “brand”. She got money, free rent, and maybe a career starter. I’m about as far from a playboy bunny as you can get, but I personally cannot abide for one minute someone who tries to control me. I can’t believe a “partner” like that truly cares about me. It definitely kills any loyalty I have toward the person. (Though, personally I don’t kiss and tell because I’m too private.) I’m glad she said what she did.

  55. Some Guy says:

    I love how the girl is still called a gold digger by most of you despite the fact that she DIDN’T marry him.

    She opted NOT to take his money by NOT marrying him and she is vilified for it. Go figure.

  56. Truthful says:

    this doesn’t make Hef look bad, anyone that thought he was a stud at 80+ is delusional.

    He was giving to charity but charity talks too much, she is soo classless and has nothing else to discuss.

    Hef needs to get rid of her friend also.

    Hef has been the constant appropriate one during this whole fiasco. She should have some couth and stop negatively discussing the hand that fed her talentless butt!

    it’ll come back, we’ll see her on Celeb Rehab–blaming Hef for that too. TRASH!

  57. Embee says:

    I want to believe that Holly orchestrated this. I really, really do.

  58. Stubbylove says:

    This chick is such a stupid bitch. You know what you’re getting into when you flippin’ date Hef. Regardless of his wierdo desire to date women the age of his grand child – he’s still a legend and has the old school class/grace. She needs to keep the Bentley, $90K ring, get a job spreading her legs for cameras and shut the hell up.

  59. HOLLAg says:

    She is just a gold-digging whore. I know people who knew her in college and they’ve all said that was all she was after then. Shes had too much plastic surgery, so she looks 35, and the only thing that made her was her fake tits. I don’t like Hef either but Crystal has just proved that she basically was just a high end prostitute. I don’t know how she lives with herself. I agree with you all and hope these 15 minutes are up. No one wants to hear anymore about this skanky ho.

  60. the original bellaluna says:

    If she thinks another man is going to want to be with her now, after her chronic diarrhea of the mouth to e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e. she’s nucking futz.

    I don’t feel sorry for her – she knew what she was getting into when she CHOSE to get into it. Ridiculous.

  61. danielle says:

    This is not making me feel sorry for Hef – I believe what she says.

  62. Ally says:

    Also, keeping women in the compound against their will… not classy, but likely criminal.

  63. bluhare says:

    @someguy: You think she was not in it for the money? Even she said in one of her interviews that things went south when attorneys got involved. Read that as: Not Enough Money. Sheesh.

  64. Rosanna says:

    WOW classy lady uh?

  65. Hmmm says:

    “Love”? He can’t be that naive. Sheesh.

    It was really interesting to read what actually goes on. Yuckier than I ever imagined. Need a shower now.

  66. kira says:

    What she says about him is similar to what Kendra had said, so why does Hef really care? Everyone knows you are a gross old turd with no class or morals. He’s been buying womens’ bodies for decades now.

    I also remember Joel McHale talking about Hef having no sense of humor. Every time Joel would make a joke on Talk Soup, he would get an angry call from the old turd, berating him. The mummy-pimp and his stable of call-girls deserve each other. 😉

  67. eternalcanadian says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh boy, this is hilarious. Serves those daft bints right for falling into the trap of the Playboy lifestyle. Of course you have to have sex with an almost 90-year old bloke! I think what is gross about the whole thing is in light of what Kendra said about all the bints hopping on and off Hugh’s peener makes me wonder how many STDs has been passed around or if they all put on a new condom, etc. Gross, gross, gross!

    But still hahahahahahaha @ the whole thing. Well, Hugh’s two sons are taking over the publishing empire and it’ll just be one giant orgy-fest at the Playboy Mansion. 😛

  68. Amanda G says:

    Wow, an 85 year old man doesn’t last long? Who would have thought!

    @Original Bee I agree with what you are saying, but don’t you think it’s pathetic what he has become?

  69. The Bobster says:

    The sex lasted 2 seconds and he came 2 days later.

  70. blinkblue says:

    From what I have read and seen about Hef, he is a smart, classy guy who I think really likes women. He is a true trailblazer who dared to realize his dream against all odds and managed to change the times he lived in while doing it. I respect him for being a visionary and for always using his money and influence to further the democratic cause in our country. And those are exactly the same reasons why it breaks my heart to see such a great man foolishly trying to keep up appereances that should have been shed so long ago. I wonder why those around him, those who care about him, don’t help him realize the pathetic figure he has become and how unnecessary it is. He has absolutely nothing in common with any of these young girls and it is obvious that both – he and them – are completely bored with each other. Which then makes the whole situation a caricature and a very expensive one at that. But more than that, it is all very sad.

  71. koala says:

    if there’s any truth to any of it, she has the right to speak up. even if i think she’s really 34. 😉

  72. Tara says:

    This blow-up doll is beyond trashy. She pimped herself out for the fame and money only to turn around and bite the hand that fed her (using the expensive porcelain veneers he bought her!). I’m sure her parents must be so proud of their escort Barbie daughter.

  73. lyla says:

    bwahhahahaha, hef is smart and classy? WTF people he’s a legalized pimp and harem keeper. He treats his harem like 10 year old girls, giving them juvenile styled bedrooms, he pays them on friday where they have to come askf or their allowance like he’s their daddy, he dictates how they look, what they wear, who they talk to.

    And that’s classy. that’s smart. that’s progressive.

    W.T.F. people. he’s an old man stuck in the 50’s where women were meant to stay at home and serve men’s needs. nothing classy about that, just gross.

  74. Playlist says:

    Only really low class people kiss and tell. Then again, Hef doesn’t pick from the top of the tree. She’s probably making more money than she was making with Hef by selling him out at every talk show and press outlet she can get her hands on. People like dirt and there’s always been that mystery of what goes on in the Playboy Mansion.

    It’s not like any of us believe that Hef is having much, if any, sex with these women, but to hear about the sex in detail is more than we need to know. This woman wouldn’t have a dime to her name without Hef and she is still making money off him now.

    Both she and Hef knew what they were getting into and Hef is finally having to deal with the reality of the downside that type of lifestyle brings.

  75. wunderkindt says:

    He lasted a WHOLE 2 mins.???

  76. Cherry Rose says:

    I agree with other posters on here. No one is forcing these girls to stay. The truth about what actually goes down in the mansion has been out for a while now.

    So no, I really don’t think that Hef is exploiting them. It’s pretty well known what they have to do to live in the mansion and be Playboy bunnies or Playmates. Nor has Hef ever forced any girl to stay. If they want to leave, they leave. There’s no stories of any of the Playboy bunnies getting dragged back to the mansion after they leave. Nor do you hear of any girls complaining that Hef was manipulating them or forcing them to have sex with him.

    And as you can see, there are still girls lining up to become Playboy bunnies. Sorry, but I have more sympathy for Hugh than I do for any of these girls.

    Crystal left because she originally thought there would be no pre-nup (dumb bitch she was). When it turned out there would be one, she bolted, plain and simple.

    While I might not agree with Hef’s lifestyle, I do think he is kind of a gentleman. He hasn’t said one bad word about any of the girls that used to live at the mansion, nor has he been trashing Crystal.

    Hef is…WINNING!

  77. crtb says:

    Good for her!

    Hef has been exploiting women for 60 years. Creppy old pervert.

  78. Ashley says:

    @Cherry Rose. I completely agree. Many people go on about how Heff exploits these poor women who were young, vulnerable, and just didn’t know better.

    Newsflash: most women (even young ones) aren’t actually that daft, and insinuating that they are does not give women in general much credit. They know what goes on in the mansion (especially if they’re familiar enough with it to be moving in) and the accompanying lifestyle. If a woman wants to make that choice, that is her prerogative. It certainly wouldn’t be my cup of tea, but I have a few girlfriends who jump at what they consider to be an ‘opportunity’.

  79. lisa says:

    What a nightmare that must have been to have to sleep with some old shriveled up man! Yuck! I’m happy that she was able to get out of that trap before she actually got married. What’s shocking is that anyone actually believes that most of these women are actually attracted to Hugh for anything other than his money. Let’s be real!!

  80. ZenB!tch says:

    I think this is repulsive and pathetic on so many levels.

    Do icky old dudes REALLY think that (not so) sweet young thing is in love with them.

    And is some women’s self esteem so low they would sell out at such a low price?

    She wasn’t even getting a million up front (never mind taxes)!!!

    I’ve never liked Hugh Hefner and what he represents and ever since they all turned into the icky plastic Pammy-bots, I’ve been just as repulsed by the bunnies!

    PS: has anyone else noticed Kendra has no waist?

  81. Camille says:

    I feel no pity for anyone involved in this story. The whole thing is disgusting AND hilarious!

  82. kimberly says:

    God I hope Holly kicks her ass. I never gave this chick much thought, but now that she’s trying to be famous and have a reality show. Fuck the SoCal ulgy look she has going on!

  83. Audrey says:

    I do not feel sorry for him at all!! It seems like he assumes women just want money and if they get enough, he can do what ever he wants to as long as he gives them enough money. Women to him are 2 dimensional creatures: breasts and blonde hair. Karma is a bitch and so is he.

  84. Emily says:

    In the pic with the brown dress, she looks like that “16yo” who married the 50yo guy. What exactly makes all these chicks look so old? Is it just the boning old dudes? I want to make sure I don’t do whatever it is that adds 20 years!

  85. Erinn says:

    @Audrey ” It seems like he assumes women just want money and if they get enough, he can do what ever he wants to as long as he gives them enough money. ”

    Well yes… that’s exactly what is happening. The women that go there pretty much all “just want money” and when they “get enough” they’ll put up with pretty much whatever.

    I don’t think he’s stupid enough to think that they really love him. I think that some of them are quite fond of him, maybe even love him but I highly doubt any love him in a ROMANTIC way.

    I’m sick of hearing people whine about how he exploits women and how they’re so vulnerable. One minute people go on about how strong and equal women are, and the next they’re vulnerable and naive. Give the gender some credit. Just because they’re young doesn’t mean they don’t understand what they’re getting themselves into. The age argument can only go so far- at some point people have to take responsibility for their choices and other people have to stop protecting them for their age.

  86. Anonymous says:

    Two seconds huh? Surprise me some more.

  87. Valerie says:

    Hef has been selling himself and his “products” on his stud reputation, so what goes on in his bedroom is fair game.

    He used women all his life for fame and money, he’s the gold digging whore.

  88. Rainbow says:

    How is he using them? They come, and they stay a que, to get to Him. He is nice and classy Gentleman, they took so much of he’s money and sold him, telling trash bedstorys for money. He could say about Crystal that she turned out to be moneyhungry deciethful whore, golddigger who betraded him, but Hef only said, that she didn’t love him. I think it is natural how a man in his age can not be not generous with money, to get young women, but there is also some at least friendly and grateful fealing a golddigger should have, but becose of beeing a ho, they can’t help themselves selling an intervew if some reporter offers money. And he is generous with women, what do you think all those like Rolling Stones, and Beatles did? They also had 18y.old in line for them, they used them, only did not give them anything. I see, that Hef is used by those women. He certainly do not force them to come, and jump to the seling performing just to get in his favour.

  89. lyla says:

    These girls know what they are getting into, of course. But Hef is NOT nice and classy. It’s not classy to keep a stable of women, infantilize them for appearances sake, having them stay in bedrooms that are more appropriate for 12 year old girls, controlling who they talk to, when they can come and go, giving them curfews. He’s a delusional control freak. And the WORST part is he insists on all his phillies jumping on top of his peen for unprotected sex, they just line up and bounce on him a couple times.

    That’s putting their health at risk. How classy is that? Of course they are putting their health at risk too, but I’m not calling the girls classy or nice either.

    Look, if it’s worth the money, go for it ladies. But please stop acting like Hef is some sympathetic character here who is kinda and gentlemanly. He’s an effing John when it comes down to it who won’t wear a rubber, and is also their pimp, who controls their day to day affairs.

  90. Sami says:

    2K a week wouldn’t be enough to be placed in such a lifestyle let alone having to do anything with such an old geezer. What sad young women obviously scarred from life to allow themselves to be treated this way. I’m glad Crystal found a savior to give her strength to get the hell out before it was too late. Expose the old man for what he is. He should be embarrassed and ashamed of himself….but nooooooo. Next.

  91. Tara says:

    Funny. I agree with almost all the comments. I feel bad for that doddering old fool, think crystal’s comments are kinda mean but also thinks it’s good she’s saying it. Hefner really has had a hand in perpetuating a culture of sexual commodification where it’s ok for men to age… But not for women to age. This time karma’s name is Crystal.

  92. Rainbow says:

    Maeby he lies? Is it really trueth, that he makes them Stand in line and then do that “jumping” on him, one after another? At his age? How long would he last? And all At Once, without condom? That sounds like just another Hef’s rumor to make the mancion sound “cool”. And, did he really have sex with All the girls there? Well, I don’t know, I didn’t read any special info about him and what he is doing there, but I think, he is all about the “image” and I think he just lies about how he does groopythings and all that, atleast for past 20y. I got impressed with one’s comment above, that he made quite many things for people’s discrimination, and at 60’s that must of been not that easy. He also, in a way, gave women a push to be openly sexual, just like men, back at theese days. I agree, he now treads women like he’s the owner of them. But, again? It is not really the case, sence they all come and want to be there. That is their “job”, what they Really want. They don’t mind hoing, and so what is the better, than sleeping with only one old guy, and get payed so much.

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