Kaiser pointed me to this story on Radar which I will admit not having read up until now. I just saw the title and assumed someone asked this poor twit if she planned to have kids and she said “not at the moment” or something. The real story is that the mother of 16 year-old aspiring actor/singer/model/reality star Courteney Stodden confirmed that her daughter is on birth control, so her little girl doesn’t get knocked up by the super skeevy 51 year-old character actor she married her off to. That’s some fine parenting right there. In case, like me, you were praying that this is a huge publicity stunt and that this guy is gay or that these people made up this relationship to try to score a reality show, her mom at least seems to be in on it.
In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com the 16-year-old bride’s mother Krista Stodden revealed that her daughter, who was a virgin when she got married, is practicing safe sex and isn’t planning on having a baby right away.
“She’s making sure as much as she can at this time that it isn’t happening,” Krista said about her newlywed daughter, who tied the knot Hutchison in Las Vegas in May.
“She’s on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children,” her mom said. Her husband might have a different idea though. “I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years.”
“Courtney wants to work on her career,” Krista explained, but knowing that accidents do happen, she said it would be a joy to the family if her daughter did fall pregnant.
“If something happens we do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be ok, but they’re not trying for a baby now,” she says.
As a would be doting grandmother, Krista said that if Courtney and Doug did have children: “the baby would be so creative. Doug is brilliant, so creative and they both would pass on so many creative genes.”
Meanwhile, married life is treating her daughter well Krista told RadarOnline.com. “Doug and Courtney have a lot of exciting projects they’re working on and their home life is wonderful.
“Courtney never showed any interest in cooking or cleaning, she always wanted a career so Doug takes care of all of the housework. He’s so sweet he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!”
[From Radar]
Isn’t that nice? The mom never showed her daughter how to cook an egg and never required her to lift a finger around the house. Instead she got her daughter a boob job and helped launch her music career, eventually signing off on her marriage to a guy older than her dad. It’s ok though, because the old dude is teaching Courtney basic life skills and doing everything for her just like her parents did.
In an interview with E! last month, Courtney and Doug discussed their sex life. Courtney was allegedly a virgin when they met and Doug said “If there is only one caveat to the ocean between our age difference, I wish that I was a virgin when we met.”
“That’s fine that he wasn’t, he’s good. Whatever, he’s a tiger!” she countered.
Why are we still being subjected to hearing about these two? This guy is super creepy. And her birth control status is nobody’s business.
Good Lord. Who the f cares if this chick is on birth control or not? And why is her mother out there discussing her daughter’s sex life? The only thing I am curious about is to see what stories they keep pumping out to keep people talking about them. I can only imagine what’s next.
ugh, this actually made me nauseous, note to self do not read anything having to do with the 16 year old bride, …ugh disgusting.
I love how this girl is getting all the crap when we’re looking at a real life PEDO. Her parents and this man should be jailed. And she needs to wash that crap her face.
Why does this Mom think it is okay to publicly discuss her SIXTEEN YEAR OLD’s virginity, sex life, and birth control practices?!!? I don’t care if she is married, that is just creepy.
This chick talks like she’s on cocaine !! with those crazy facial expressions !!
Well at least that is a good thing that these two won’t be procreating. He looks like a creepy pervert with gay tendencies and she over exaggerates her facial gestures. She definitely has a future in the porn industry. To bad she got married and she is only 16, maybe she would have had a chance with Hugh Hefner.
Why do we care if she is on birth control or not? Thank God she is!
Ugh – it’s been at least a week since we heard about these fools, so I thought they were gone! No such luck.
How long was the “Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife” dude’s media career? I hope their run is significantly shorter than his.
She is one hard looking sixteen yr old. I really do not believe she is that young. And why are they in the news anyway?
They all need to go back to that rock they crawled out from under.
Why are these two news?
What next ??!!Weekly bowel movement reports ??
If it was my mother talking publicly about my sex life I’ll be mortified and soooo mad .And i m 38.
All I can say is thank goodness for small mercies. The last thing the world needs is for these two to breed!
The day that we realize a woman in control of herself and her body IS (or should be) the norm, is the day this stops being news. Shameful. In related news, most forms of birth-control will soon be given out without co-pays under all insurance plans…some progress for out anachronistic and backward American society. (not even gonna comment on these two)
@Celebitchy: My mother taught me how to cook, clean, iron & change a plug and she has yet to marry me off. I’m starting to wonder if she’s wishing she’d bought me the boob job!
wow, if he isn’t the creepiest man alive I don’t know who is. What a pedaphile. She must’ve had the world’s worst parents. Obviously this will only last a very short period of time, but still. Shudder.
Wait…so why am I in grad school if I can do what she’s doing?!?! Oh well…I’ll take a boiling lava hot pocket over having sex with a skeevy 51 year old guy any day of the week.
@Gee and JPX
Pedophile is the wrong word here… he probably gets off on the power dynamics in their relationship which is gross to me, but there is nothing pre-pubescent about this girl.
I still cannot/don’t want to believe that this is true.
Ew ew ew.
Lol@tapioca: If only!
That girl cannot be 16. If anything, she looks like a hard living, 40 y/o cougar on the prowl — and that’s being generous.
Hi:-):-):-) Cant boil an eg? The old dude teaching her bacik life skill? OH:-) THAT IS A LAUGH:-) I now have a fealing, the old guy is the victim here. That family catched him, and will suck all the use that they can get out of him. Poor older dood will pay for his perverted desire to bend a 16y.old. They use him to start her career, then she dumps hes ass when gets to 20. He could of had normal live, with a normal woman, who could actually be equal partner in marriage, and do something around the house, and maeby also Frie(wow) an eg.
I’m LOL @ the fact that she and Fantasia have the same expression on their faces on the main page. Was that a coincidence?
Birth control = being born without a uterus. That is a late 20’s tranny, I’m tellin’ ya!
Even Warren Jeffs is saying, “Man, this creeps ME out!”
These 2 are just plain creepy! Her efforts to act like a sex kitten are just plain pathetic. YUCK!
SERIOUSLY SHE IS 16? I need those medical records
Why is she not capable of holding her head in a normal position?
@JPX
Pedophile is the wrong word. Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children..children under the age of 12. She is obviously not prepubescent. Ephebophilia would be better since she is between the ages of 15-19.
She should be in some PSA about horrors of plastic surgery. Her face couldn’t be more plastic and she looks 30 years older then she is.
This has got to be just a publicity stunt. Also, let’s add face lift to her list of surgeries because I’m sixteen myself, and I have NEVER seen any other girls that have a face so… pulled and tight looking. This is just gross. But I’m sure we all know that…
This little girl should be doing kid stuff, like hanging with her friends, babysitting and arguing with her folks about curfew. She shouldn’t be married, worrying about her “career” or when she and that old dude are gonna start a family.
Her childhood has been stolen from her. Her parents have a duty to say NO to things that might harm her. Why we she even allowed to be in contact with an older man?!? Bad, lazy and dangerous parenting. I hope their friends and family have given those parents an earful.
Thank God! I have spent many sleepless nights worrying about these two breeding and producing offspring.
This couple is completely vomit-inducing. I was reading about this on the Daily Mail earlier and was really sickened by the way they seemed to pain her out to be the one in the relationship who was gross and wrong. Ah, the Daily Mail. What else do I expect? Anyway, if this whole story is true then THANK GOD she’s on birth control. I can’t imagine she’d want a kid anyway. She seems to have ambitions which far exceed her talents (from what I’ve seen in the video of her song..) so a child would not help things.
@JPX Pedophille? If anything he’s gerontophile! She looks old and well used.
Why are people trying to make this bitch happen? And there’s no way she’s 16.
Why does she always have such weird expressions for the pictures – she also always has that skanky hair hanging in her face. Strange girl.
Ugh!!!!! They give me the Willies! I, for one, am admittedly relieved to know that for a while anyway, these two will not be assaulting the world with their offspring.
Can an Adam’s apple be removed? I think Annon. @ 11:20am might be on to something. That’s a tranny !
Maybe Pedo is the wrong word, but how the hell is it legal?
Anything for fame. Her momma hooked her up with this guy, because she thought this guy had connections and could make her “baby” a star. If that girl somehow gets anything going in showbiz other than a universal “Ewwwww”, she is going to drop her grandpa husband as fast as she can. Guaranteed.
Seriously, if she is 16, I’m 29. . . eye rollie supreme. . .
I’ll say what I always say in threads about these two: if it’s illegal to have sex with someone without a marriage license, then it should be illegal to marry that person.
Also, he isn’t a Pedophile, he is a “Ephebophile,” someone attracted to older Adolescents.
Ugh. Must take shower now.
I still completely disbelieve the claim that she is 16. I do not think, that even with dye job and porny maquillage, you can age a 16 year old to look like THAT.
BC’s are forged every day.
Just sayin’.
The girl is definitely 16. Quite a few people from her hometown and HS have stated it.
Publicity stunt, I smell it.
What freaks me out about this (aside from the general sadness that this is Tooms’ career, now: being a creepy, plasticised joke of a Z-lister reduced to squiring alleged jailbait for the cameras, in the hope of scoring a reality show – I mean, the guy CAN ACT, so what the hell happened there? Thanks for ruining two classic X-files for me, Doug)…
What freaks me out is not so much the girl’s age, or even her age compared to his. I can’t seriously consider his attraction to her to be paedophilic or even ephebophilic, since she looks about fifteen years older than she claims to be anyway. Her mental age I can’t comment on, since I can’t stand to listen to her speak without wincing; at the very least, based on quotations, she’s no more braindead than, for instance, yer Paris or Lindsay or Heidi Montag maybe. If there’s a type of fetishist who’s attracted to people with an IQ lower than their bra size, then that’s what Doug is.
It doesn’t even really freak me out that her parents are apparently willing co-conspirators in all this – hell, at least they’re presenting the front of a family who care about their kid’s wellbeing, who care that she uses birth control, who care about approving of the older man their child dates. (I should clarify: they present the FRONT of that family. They understand that they SHOULD care, even though their judgement is, oh, slightly off in terms of what they actually decide is appropriate. This is what meteorologists call “hunting for the silver lining in a certifiable shitstorm”.)
What really freaks me out is that this girl behaves like Frankenstein’s Realdoll. Look at her. Look at the way she behaves. Look at the pornface she pulls at every conscious moment. Look at the way she licks her lips, and tries to stay upright wobbling through the grass in her stripper heels.
If she’s actually sixteen – and there are those who claim to have been to high school with her, though there was also that alleged doctor who said her tits were real, so, you know, grain of salt – this girl must have grown up THINKING THIS WAS NORMAL. What kind of an upbringing was this, where this girl – who should have been doing homework – was studying footage of porn stars to see how to achieve The Look? This girl who should have been arguing with her friends over who’s hottest in Twilight – was actually sitting in front of the mirror figuring out the best way to contort her spine to show off her brand new boobs, and how to pout in order to achieve the perfect blow-job-lips?
I mean, all girls try to emulate the stars they like as teens. I wanted to be Kate Bush, so I crimped my hair and wafted around the house in a billowy white skirt and blouse. I wanted to be Six from Blossom (ask your parents, yes I’m old) so I bought endless floppy hats.
What the hell has Courtney Stodden been watching throughout her childhood years that THIS is what she wanted to be? Has this kid seriously spent her whole life watching pornography with her parents’ blessing? Because I cannot see any other way she could have ended up like this. I want to know how the poor kid ended up WANTING to be Ms Pornface 24-7.
Just when I though we’d reached the bottom of the barrel, this team of worthless, style-free famehookers turns up…
Gross.
If she has never been with anyone else, how does she compare him? How does one know the difference between a tider and a house cat? She was probably as much a virgin as she is 16.
@ Lenore I totally agree and I think thats the whole appeal here…these two think people care about them and their relationship when really we all just wanna know what is wrong with her and why does she look/act that way?
There is a word for something between pedo and normal. I heard it when Michael Jackson died. It means someone who is into adolescents vs. small children. I’m not sure if this guy is that or not. This female (not sure if girl or woman is appropriate) has the appearance of a grown woman so I can’t quite call him a pedo – more like a creepy perv of the kind that hit on me when I was college age.
Since when does being on “birth control” = safe sex.
someone needs to tell this chick that frosted makeup is not her friend.
other than that, i got nothing.
She isn’t 16. @ seal team. Last time I checked no one from her hometown ‘confirmed’ it. There’s no yearbook pictures or anything of the sort, just a shady comic sans birth certificate. Also, ONTD found a couple of old articles from 2009 from when she participated in a local beauty pageant in her hometown. She claimed to be 16 then too.
I wish her mom had taken it and spare us this mess.
How ’bout being on smart pills?
how ’bout being on soberity?
how ’bout being on common sense?
the list goes on….
i really hope she doesn’t have a child until she gets it together. Especially a daughter. Her parents messed her up i hate to see the cycle continued.
In ten years, we’re going to have a whole crop of these as the Toddlers & Tiaras crowd grows up.
Can you please stop updating us on these weirdos!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are not worth anyones time!!
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Disgusting. I’d be overprotective if my daughter went out with a normal teen. but this… Lost words. How would you even let you daughter meet such disgusting 50 yr old old man? Wow, I’m 16 and I’m even disgusted. Like look at the goddamn man! Is he serious??
What a joke, she’s 16 like I’m 21. Pleeeze move on from these freaks.
Yes, she is sixteen. Kaiser even posted about it, and people from her hometown confirming it.
Actually the 51 year old guy looks younger than the supposed 16 year old girl! Maybe someone got the names and birth dates mixed up! ha ha I simply do not believe that female is 16 years old! 61 maybe, but not 16.
Yes, please stop reporting on these absurd nonentities.
Courtney – God Bless You. If your parents give you credit for making an informed decision, that’s good enough for me.
Please put her age in quotes. Ain’t no way in Hades that she is 16.
@ Seal Team 6 – she went to a private, online high school, so there aren’t any HS classmates to confirm her age.
And there is absolutely no way in He!! that she is only 16. Her alleged birth certificate (I saw a copy somewhere, can’t remember which site) is a fake, it is NOT a Washington State BC. My daughter was born in WA and I know what the real birth certificates look like.
And I second the request for the media to please stop reporting on these people. Our society has been reduced to a Famewh0re mentatality that it’s quite disturbing.
Please somebody call child services on those parents and adopt this naive girl…oh to know at 16 what I know now…
I still think this is a stunt or some kind of performance art thing. If it isn’t, I admit, yeah, it’s weird and they both seem batshit crazy. But I think they’re the same age difference as Woody Allen (who I love) and Soon-Yi(still happily married). And this… girl… doesn’t seem to be any more capable of making horrible, coked-out decisions than, say, an 18-20-something year old.
I still doubt she is 16!!
If she really is 16, which I still doubt like every else, what’s she going to look like when she’s 30?? She’ll look 60.
Notice how the mother is getting all this attention and she’s speaking for a man older than she is, wouldn’t a parent with normal social boundaries know this is all so very wrong and talking about this is beyond skanky?
She’s a stage mother to the nth degree and just can’t stop embarrassing herself by giving out lewd details of her child’s personal life. The girl is after all a child no mater what the adults in her life are doing to her. It’s criminal.
she gives me anxiety to watch her speaking and contorting her face. what is WRONG with her?
Well THAT’s a relief. Not ready to see these 2 spawn mutant progeny. Yet.
Vilo, you have the best name ever!
All ya’lls (yes, I’m southern) comments were cracking me up. Since everthing I wanted so say has already been stated…I guess I don’t have anything left to say except I agree with comments 1 through whatever comment number I am.
That chick is NOT 16. No way.
I totally throw up in my mouth a bit when I see her face.
Please don’t post on them anymore.
The dude is GAY. Gay. Gay. Gay.
Gay.
This is so skeevy. Yeah, she doesn’t want to get pregnant, but in before this future Real Housewife does get knocked up and is milking her then estranged and shilling pantyhose on the Home Shopping Network.
I’m going to say this again: I feel like I need a shot when I look at this chick. I’ll take her body, but I’ll keep my face and my skin. My palor may rival that of a cadaver, but I’ll take my smooth, soft, youthful skin over looking like the human manifestation of melanoma.
She doesn’t need birth control, she is obviously really 46 and going through menopause already. She has the weirdest mouth expressions I’ve ever seen, is she on drugs?
@Lenore: Great post, and I agree with you completely. The behaviour of this woman/child is beyond disturbing.
Hutchinson is dead to me now. And to think that I admired his acting in The Green Mile. Shudder.
Drugs and booze. Clearly.
16 my ass.
She probably has teenage kids of her own.
I REFUSE to believe that this ‘girl’ is 16. Mom is probably confident she won’t get pregnant because she’s already hit menopause.
I hope it’s her mother on the pictures above.
She is NOT 16!!! NEWSFLASH!! The entertainment industry makes anyone and everyone way younger than they are!!! Its for career longevity!!!
Great post Lenore. I agree with everything you said. I also can’t help but wonder if she is indeed ‘sixteen’ if she’s not a victim of sexual abuse. Her family ain’t right and I’m both disgusted by and pity him because he seems like a lonely, deluded schmuck who’s obviously got some emotional issues.
@sammib, so what you’re saying is he’s gay? 😀
1. her mother should have gotten her a nose job instead.
2. yes, please wash all that crap off your face. between the horrid terra cotta bronzer and the fawn eyeshadow she is a fright.
It/she may be 16 since the operation to remove her penis. Which means for about 20 years she was a man. So when she became this goddess she is now 16 in tranny years. That poor thing (with the not shaved down enough adams apple) has some severe neurological issues. The tongue twisting reminds me of a patient I had who had tardive dyskinesia from excessive anti psychotic use. Their tongue would come in and out of their mouth and lick lips like she does. This chick aint 16. And this isnt a chick. And I dont think she has to worry about having children (see above explanation) and that man of hers/his is gay. And where in the crap is a online high school? The parents should be in prison just for releasing this into the world.
I don’t think she is really sixteen, she looks in her mid 20’s. I think this was all a publicity stunt as usual HOLLYWEIRD!
Man hands.
Creepy or not I find these two wildly entertaining in the “this is so effed up, I love it” kind of way.
@judyjudy
Agreed.
That is why they will probably get their own reality show and people will watch it.
WOW!!! Oldest looking 16yr old I’ve ever seen…wonder what shes done to make her look so hard, hmmm….