Cameron Diaz in beige ALC at the Teen Choice Awards: fresh, jacked or bland?


Cameron Diaz picked up the award for “Best Comedy Actress” at last night’s Teen Choice awards – the award was for Bad Teacher, which came out two seconds ago and was rated “R”. So I don’t know why all of the 14-year-olds voted for Camy, but that’s a question for another day. Camy showed up, which she almost always does for these kid-centric awards shows, and I’ve always liked that about her.

What I don’t like? The whole ensemble. I think Camy wanted a blank slate dress which she could use for killer accessories. The problem is that the dress is so utterly boring, I don’t even care about how she accessorized it. The dress is ALC, and the shoes are Burak Uyan (they are pretty great), and the clutch is Chloe. The dress is too blah and beige and my guess is that Camy thought the color would be light enough to highlight her tan. It’s not. She just looks beigey-orange.

As for her face… CB asked me to be nice. I will say that I used to be sure that Cameron was aging (relatively) naturally, but I don’t think that’s true anymore. She looks like she has a face full of fillers here.





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  1. Whatamess! says:

    1 overated bitch

  2. Tigger says:

    I’ve always had a soft spot for her. I dunno, I really like her. She seems to be funny and humble.

    Btw, I think she might’ve done some tweaking. Maybe minor surgeries but nothing to massive.

  3. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!! Cammie’s face looks…OMG…IDK what I am witnessing here…her cheeks look placed on her face with a hot glue gun. Poor Cammie. IDK Something isn’t right with Cam’s face and that makes me sad. I do think Cam’s assemble is simple and cute but OMG, her face.

  4. Sigh. says:

    She’s starting to look like Cloris Leachman…

  5. Annie says:

    I’ve never thought she was attractive even in The Mask and well….she ain’t the fine wine type that’s for sure. Face like a catcher’s mitt! Amazing bod though.

  6. margo says:

    I think yes, the dress is not her best look-but she looks DAMN good!
    I love her self-depreciating humor and goofy laugh. I think as an actress, she is way under-rated.
    Women are so hard on women!!!

  7. Jilliterate says:

    Too much blush right on the apples of her cheeks — it makes her face look really full. She should have gone lighter with it, and further back on her cheekbones. I guess her makeup person is to blame for that.

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    Like the shoes, but the dress is very boring. No comment on the face.

    (But rode hard and put away wet comes to mind.)

  9. brin says:

    I’m going to be nice cause I like Camy and cause I really think she looks cute here. I like the dress, it’s plain but her shoes are cool.

  10. Turtle Dove says:

    Holy f*ck, those shoes are amazing. The dress is blah and beige-y.

  11. tapioca says:

    She looks fantastic from the neck down and you can see all the gym work she puts in, but if even Cammie can’t stay young on her diet of workouts, organic deliveries and biannually fresh dong, what hope is there for the rest of us?

    F**k, f**k, f**kity-f**k!!!

  12. S says:

    Shes had work done, def. This looks so much worse than just some fillers and/or botox.

  13. fabchick says:

    I like the dress and the shoes but her face good lord, she is not aging well at all.

  14. sharylmj says:

    I really like her, she’s seems real. What’s up with her face though??? she needs to stop trying so hard, because she has beautiful eyes and an amazing body.

  15. hairball says:

    I feel bad about her face – I’m sure she does too. I’m surprised that doesn’t affect her getting roles. She does have AMAZING legs though!

  16. Laura says:

    I love the outfit, but god DAMN does she ever look stoned!

  17. Maritza says:

    She has a great body but she her face is looking madamesque,those laugh lines are really deep. She might want to consider some botox.

  18. BB says:

    I think that she is in fact ageing naturally, sadly. I get what you say about fillers, but fillers wouldn’t have been placed on her cheeks (as she always had pronounced cheeks), if anything they would have been placed in her eye hollows or her nose to mouth lines and would have made her cheeks less pronounced.

    Unfortunately when women age, they lose fat from all the wrong places and they retain fat in all the wrong places too, where it eventually heads south. If you look at old pics of CD, she always had puffy cheeks that drooped a bit like that. Now with age, she is losing fat from around the eyes (as we all do..) creating deeper tear troughs and at the same time her nose to mouth lines are becoming more pronounced. Pair that with the fact that the fat on her cheeks has drooped a bit and there you go, it’s just ageing unfortunately…

  19. Buffy Wilson says:

    Meh, she looks fine. Love the shoes and the orangey rings.

    As she gets older she looks more and more like Melinda Dillon (of Slapshot and Close Encounters of the Third Kind fame – the mom in A Christmas Story!). Not a snotty comment, just an observation.

  20. Shannon says:

    Love her…love the shoes…love the dress and the color! She is an extremely underrated actress and way to go to her for not having plastic surgery like all of the other actresses out there. Just watched “In Her Shoes” last night… I love Cameron! She is way too good for A-Rod.

  21. Sumodo1 says:

    Jacked and stoned.

  22. mia girl says:


  23. lucy2 says:

    I kind of like the dress, but her coloring looks all too monotone and the beige doesn’t do much for her.
    Her face looks really odd in some of those shots. Thinking about some of her earlier modeling shots I’ve seen, you’d barely guess it was the same person!

  24. Kelly says:

    Her face, OMG. I don’t even know what’s going on there. Something really strange about the eyes.

    The dress is the most oatmeal-ish thing I’ve ever seen. In fact, I almost fell asleep just typing that sentence.

    Also, if someone as insanely fit as she is has back-fat overhang, is there no hope for the rest of us…

  25. Alix says:

    Beige is boring anyway, but really — to a kids’ event? Duller than dishwater.

    Her cheeks seems to be migrating down her face.

    AND… her shoes are half a size too small. Toes shouldn’t be hanging over the edge, Cam — you’re not surfing here.

  26. TxGal says:

    She definitely looks very weird from the face. She over did her cheeks. I believe the blush just emphasizes work was done on her cheeks. Not appealing and not aging well.

  27. Blue says:

    Is it bad that I laughed as soon as I saw the pics? She’s another one who scares me. Her face doesn’t look so hard. So I think she’s had work done.

  28. S says:

    Fresh, jacked, AND bland. Her hair and eyes look gorgeous in the top pic, though. I gotta say I really prefer her with her old, leaner figure, too.

  29. Amanda says:

    Her eyes look so tired all the time. I don’t know if its the face she is giving the camera, but those half-open, “bedroom” eyes, really age her. She looks fresher in the bottom photo with the surfboard where her eyes are all the way open.

  30. Ellie says:

    VERY over-rated. And she’s got one of those faces that just don’t age well. She’s looking old and haggard. HAHA!

  31. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I was thinkin Camy looks a little like Blake Shelton.

  32. Calli Pygian says:

    Her shoes are too small!!

    Seriously, I just do not understand the appeal here. She has such an odd look, facially speaking.

    And her filler cutlets are drifting south. No one’s cheeks look like that without filler. Ick.

  33. Hanna says:


  34. Runs with Scissors says:

    Wooooo, harsh comments.

    I don’t know, I’m not seeing fugly at all.

    Seriously, look at that top pick. If I saw her at a party, I’d think she was a knock out. Not perfect, but a very sexy woman.

    I agree with BB, it just looks like regular aging (face dropping a bit with large cheeks). At least I hope she hasn’t been tinkering with her face.

    This is the woman who went for AGES with a crooked, mangled nose after she broke it surfing. She finally got it corrected and as you can see, she didn’t make it smaller or change it at all. That says a lot about her imo. She doesn’t seem vain enough for plastic surgery.

  35. 4Real says:

    Head to toe FUG!

  36. Hmmm says:

    She looks stoned lol

  37. serena says:

    Doesn’t she looks too Aniston-ish? ugh

  38. lrm says:

    why did CB ask you to ‘be nice’?
    you guys are not nice to any of the other actors and their fillers and surgeries…
    she looks like the Joker and her face is melting, to me.
    I do think she seems funny and humble, not a diva. so i try not to get on her case too much….she seems grateful for what she has,a dn does her job and PR duties with a good attitude.

    But her face? rough. And she is nto a great actress. Really, she is not much better than anniston. but she’s more likeable.
    other than that, she had a couple of decent roles, and a whole lot of crap acting….
    and got lucky with shrek.
    i am worried about her thing with A rod, however….worried for her.

  39. gaby says:

    Wear sunscreen people. Best beauty tip ever.

  40. Elizabeth says:

    @ Margo
    It’s not that women are harder on women. It’s that her face looks weird. Her body is great but her cheeks look like bolt-ons and the excess blush doesn’t help. I’d like to see her with a more natural look even if it did include wrinkles.

  41. Justaposter says:

    Girl better be careful clodhopping around in those heels (that I totally love!) while so stoned! Sometimes stoned girls fall down and go BOOM and giggle like a loon.

  42. Thea says:

    Couple of more years and her mouth will eat her whole head. She does have a nice body, and I really like her, but she is ugly.And back in the Mask days (no pun intended)she was really cute. So I dont know what happen.

  43. Girl is in great shape

  44. bluhare says:

    I’m a minority of one here but I think those shoes are jacked up.

  45. Judy says:

    Like it except that it’s too short, as usual, and she needs a slim neutral pump w/ it that doesn’t cut her off at the ankles like the clunky chunky sandals do.

  46. Kim says:

    What is wrong with her face? Whatever she is jacking her face up with aint working – she looks like the joker!

  47. Nessa says:

    Best. Shoes. Ever.

  48. TXCinderella says:

    The dress and the shoes are fine, it’s her face that is scary. She is not aging well.

  49. Hibiscus says:

    I’d like to give her a different make-up.

    This is just unfortunate.

  50. Ally says:

    She’s a butterface, wearing some great shoes!

  51. Nymeria says:

    I love the clean, classic cut of the dress. I strongly dislike the colour. I think if it had been your basic little black dress, she would have looked quite striking; and the shoes would have gone very well with black. Oh well.

  52. original kate says:

    for god’s sake, wear some sunblock, woman!

  53. Alice says:

    Her face looks WEIRD.

  54. Adrien says:

    Love the shoes. And look at those legs. She looks so beigey though, like Jennifer Aniston, but at least Cameron has a winsome personality.

  55. Joanna says:

    I think she looks pretty here.

  56. Joanna says:

    Why are there so many pics of women and rude comments? Why not pick apart some old men celebrities? why is it women we critize for their looks 90% of the time? I think Cam is naturally aging. Would ya’ll prefer her with the Housewives pulled tight look?

  57. mystified says:

    @Tigger, I’m with you. I find her strangely appealing, although I don’t find her conventionally beautiful or even pretty.

  58. Nymeria says:

    Joanna, you had me up to “I think Cam is naturally aging.”

    If Diaz is aging “naturally,” then the moon is also made of cheese, eh?

  59. fizXgirl314 says:

    WHAT THE F happened to this bitch’s face???

  60. Denise says:


  61. Becky says:

    She’d look alot better without the center part. Once you get past a certain age, the center part is tough look to pull off.

  62. peacelovekitty says:

    I think she is just stoned and is making weird stoned faces. I love her look here. The shoes and bag are amazing but I HAVE to have the ring on her right?? hand!!!!

  63. Elle says:

    Meth face.

  64. Mia says:

    2 MUCH BOTOX? She looks like she just awoke from a 20 year coma… DRESS: definitely drab. Love the shoes & the clutch though!

  65. Str8Shooter says:

    So THAT’S what happened to Janice from the Muppets!!

  66. Emily says:

    I’ve never really found her attractive, but she has a beautiful smile. Although she’s looking sun-damaged to me here. I know she surfs a lot, so I hope she’s using sunscreen.

  67. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Cam, when she was younger had a really cute face, but age is catching up with her, but I am not sure if she has had surgery(maybe not) So I don’t want to judge her because if she is just aging gracefully than more power to her, Now her body is awesome, some 20 year old’s wish they had her body! Overall I like the dress on her and the fit, I think I prefer Cam, with darker hair, it suits her better the blonde is starting to wash her out.

  68. corey says:

    This outfit is perfection, especially for the time of year. The colour is dark without being too much autumn and light without being too summer. I love how it matches but isn’t matchy-matchy. The shoes(!!!), the rings, the little line of yellow at the top of the dress. yes yes yes. and since we’re on the subject, the legs, hair, eyes, personality more than makes up for any facial imperfections IMO.

  69. april says:

    I saw her on the show last night when I was channel surfing. These photos do not do her justice. She looked really good on the awards show. Probably the best I’ve seen her look in years. I thought she gave a horrible speech though.

  70. kriatina says:

    she just…. gets older!

  71. almond says:

    Amazing body, but the face does not match it, unfortunately. She’s not, by any stretch, ugly, but her face looks like it’s been ridden hard and put away wet. All that sunbathing can’t have been good for her complexion.

  72. Funnelweb says:

    Jayzus she is an ugly-looking thing!

  73. Babalon says:

    She’s starting to look a little rough.

  74. Meg says:

    please have the conversation about why 14 year olds are voting for a movie that’s rated R. I’m wondering that myself.

  75. SFRowGuy says:

    That cover photo looks like ‘she got some’ then ‘she got some’ backstage.

  76. crtb says:

    Her dress is beige.
    Her hair is beige.
    Her skin is beige.

  77. cannonball says:


  78. alyssa says:

    Seriously…. WHAT HAPPENED to her face…

  79. Team Six says:

    Face doesn’t match her wardrobe – nothing worse than fighting age tooth and nail …

  80. Lady Satan says:

    That second photo makes her look like JarJar Binks.

    I really don’t see the appeal of fillers. OK they smooth out lines, but they also make your face look like it’s made of Play-Doh. NOT attractive!