David Hasselhoff. There are no words. [LaineyGossip]
Alexa Chung‘s denim smock is fug. [Go Fug Yourself]
Wow, I didn‘t realize that Mitt Romney is 64. He looks great for his age. [Gawker]
Hilary Duff‘s knocked-up ass got dumped from the Bonnie & Clyde remake. [Dlisted]
The Pillow Weeper weeps over Anne Hathaway‘s accent. [Pajiba]
Alexander Skarsgard is looking right at me. Shhh… [Celebuzz]
Jay-Z refers to Beyonce as his “bitch”? Eh. [Bossip]
Waity in wellies. Her legs look worse than Angelina‘s, I swear. [Pop Sugar]
Regis Philbin just celebrated his 80th birthday. [I’m Not Obsessed]
James Franco will make ART/porn/ART. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Lopez & her kids, who really take after Marc. [A Socialite Life]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley talks about her lips. [The Frisky]
No jail time for Estella Warren. [CDAN]
David Beckham & his boys love the ocean so much. It‘s so cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Marc Jacobs taking over Christian Dior? [Jezebel]
Here are some videos and stuff from Kim Kardashian‘s wedding. [The Blemish]
Brangelina are only the #3 Top-Earning Celebrity Couple. [Evil Beet]
There. Are. No. Words.
*mouth open, picking jaw up from floor*
@_@
I’m scarred for life. Thanks.
Are those trannies with him?
Too late, Hoff, “Rock of Ages” has already been cast.
Well I actually like what I see.
How thin is Kate that she can make Pippa look thick thighed? It seems like she keeps losing so much weight.
London??? I knew the Germans were mad for the Hoff, but the ENGLISH? For serious? He looks like a wax Hoff dummy in the first pic.
@Hellen
“Rock of Ages” may have already been cast but how rockin’ would that bottom picture be with a naked Tom Cruise standing in front “Hassel-it-off”.
Holy shit. The Hoff wears the F-CK out of those jeans, doesn’t he?
What’s with the trannies in the Baywatch bathing suits, is it suppose to be some kind-of a FU to someone for something?
Don’t hassle the Hoff!
I think it’s gross that JZ is calling his wife – and all women really, bitches. “get your own dog, that’s my bitch” UGH!
Omg … My eyes, my eyes
So awful it’s awe inspiring.
In my opinion David Hasselhoff is one of the best actors of our times, he is very talented. He has far more charisma and sex appeal than most of the cookie cutter cute actors of today, he knows how to perform and yet he doesn’t come off as smugly obnoxious like Tom Cruise. I have been a fan since Knight Rider.
His delusions are so strong. He’s the Darth Vader of the delusional force.
He looks like The Terminator in that top pic.
Hoff-a-lushus!
His plastic surgery is so obvious and his teeth are so fake. I liked him better when he played Snapper on The Young and The Restless in the 1970’s. He was super hot then.
Those are his daughters next to him. Not the trannies … the other ones.
Dog forgive me, but I love him. I don’t know why – and am embarrassed to put it in writing – but I love the Hoff. I was never a fan but he was so funny and endearing on America’s Got Talent that he won me over. So, rock on Hoff, you damned fool. Rock on.
JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT! YOU GUYS WERE SO RIGHT!
Who woulda thought the Hoff could out-Devo Devo?
Hahaha I thought the Hoff has a mullet now, but it only looks that way because the long-haired trannies are standing behind him…
Looks like a FREAKIN’TASTIC performance. I especially like it that he accessorizes his nazi outfit with a Baywatch-rescue can.
He has a great musical career in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France and Australia. Next stop: London. He’s going to be huge. HUGE.
Lot of laughs and pathetic too!