Dina Lohan wants $5 million to “produce a movie” (or for drugs, either/or)

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Since I just covered Kris Jenner and her evil genius ways, I thought it might be nice to check in with another stage mother, this time a cracked-out one, our own Beloved Mother Crackhead. You know how I’m using my mother as a “source” on things now? You should hear my mom go off on Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan. She thinks Kris is whore-trash (“But she has a good marriage,” my mom claims) and she thinks Dina should be in jail. My mom says that if I ever acted one-tenth as crackie as Linnocent, she would be asking the judge to put me in jail for my own good, and for the good of the world at large.

Anyway, these are new photos of Dina last night, in LA. I swear, Mother Crackhead is really starting to look just as jacked, drunk, high and crazy as Linnocent. Mother Crackhead used to just look Botoxed – but SOBER. Nowadays, I think she’s hitting the pipe and the bottle a little bit more. Mother Crackhead was spotted coming out of Mr. Chow’s, the LA institution where lots of big Hollywood types go, because she’s a big Hollywood mogul now. I already mentioned this in an earlier post, but it’s worth repeating: Mother Crackhead wrote a screenplay, and she wants $5 million to produce it with an all-star cast (who will work for peanuts). And yes, I’m pretty sure that “wrote a screenplay” is some kind of code for “blow”.

Dina Lohan apparently thinks she’s Dina De Laurentiis … because she’s telling investors she can snag some of the biggest actors in Hollywood for her new movie.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the business plan Dina’s sending to prospective financiers — asking for a grand total of $5.28 million to shoot an R-rated film called “Growing Defiant” — which takes “a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.” Hmmm.

According to the business plan, the actors she’ll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis … oh, and Michael Lohan, Jr. in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Now here’s the best part. There’s an asterisk at the bottom of the plan, which reads, “The cast listed above is a suggested cast list only. Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed.”

And Dina apparently thinks big actors will do anything to sign on, because she’s allotting a grand total of $1,125,000 for actors’ fees.

Dina Lohan — a regular Bruckheimer, only easier to pronounce.

[From TMZ]

You know what’s hilarious? There’s no part for Linnocent. Let me make this crystal clear:

LINNOCENT’S MOTHER WON’T EVEN HIRE HER IN THEORY.

That’s how bad it is.

Also bad? Mother and daughter crackheads drinking together. At the Kardashian wedding, sources say Linnocent and Dina polished off three bottles together. While many of you say that three bottles between two people at a wedding (or just a Tuesday) isn’t any big deal, let me ask you: are you drinking three bottles of wine with your daughter who has been in and out of rehab five times?

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  1. Ari says:

    omg those knees!

  2. the original bellaluna says:

    I was thinking OMG those bangs! Get them out of your eyes, White Oprah!

    Sounds to me like she wants to produce a movie about why Linnocent is such a cracked-out crack-head, while blaming “societal pressures” rather than poor parenting and poor personal decision-making skills wrapped in a Snuggie made of delusion, vodka, and crack dust.

  3. Mia says:

    Delusional.

    How is she going to pay the actors? I doubt any of those people are going to waive their usual fees for a Dina Lohan project.

  4. Denise says:

    There is a special place in hell for mothers like these who whore out their children and assist in the ruining of lives all in the name of show business; Linnocent is now a has been and crackhead here is now whoring out other children.

  5. You don't say says:

    Wow, this must be the day of low brow, D-list gossip. The A listers must be too busy making movies, doing humanitarian stuff or just living their lives to be bothered with the nonesense of the Lohan/Kardashian type goings on.

  6. brin says:

    Delusion runs deep in this family.
    That necklace is holding her coke stash.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    Sea Jasper! I meant Sea Jasper! And (of course) rose quartz.

    brin – And when you flip it over, it becomes a mirror! One-stop coke shop.

  8. lilred says:

    “Growing Defiant” — which takes “a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.” Hmmm.

    Funny she wants to use successful well established actors to portray kids who went in the wrong direction…look in your own back yard..asshat

  9. NeNe says:

    It’s completely impossible to tell now who is the most delusional person in that family, because clearly they are all neck and neck.

    Mama Dina definitely wins the Worst Mother Award in my eyes. Now, she is off to ruin Ali’s life, just as she did to Lindsay. It’s sad TO say, but seems oh so true, that I do not think this woman will be happy until her children are six feet under. So that way, Linsday can continue to compare herself with Marilyn Monroe. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Quest says:

    @Ari: Thought the same…those are some f**ked up knees.

  11. Seal Team 6 says:

    Dina Lohan makes Kris Jenner look normal.

  12. brin says:

    @bellaluna…you’re right, those crafty crackies!!

  13. Seal Team 6 says:

    What will make this thread totally meta is if Innocent shows up.

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, Seal Team, don’t get my hopes up!

  15. Kloops says:

    They’re all so delusional it’s embarrassing. If they had any self-awareness they’d be mortified, but nope, that’s not going to happen

  16. laurie says:

    Her hands look like the Green Goblin’s talons in Spiderman.

  17. Madisyn says:

    Kaiser,

    There was drinking at KK’s wedding AND THEN there was drinking the 3 bottles of wine at the Tasting Kitchen restaurant a couple of days ago in Venice, CA Two separate occasions. Stories on the Daily Mail UK, Perez Hilton, etc.

  18. Rita says:

    I think that’s the medallion Russel Crowe wore in Gladiator. It’s a good start, now just $4,999,995 to go.

  19. gee says:

    The curious case of Ali Lohan looks just like Dina. Spitting image.

    Scratch that.. what if the curious case of Ali Lohan and Dina are the same person?

  20. Madisyn says:

    I said it on the other thread when the story broke yesterday and it bares repeating.

    Not only can Dina not afford any of these actors/actresses but their reps wouldn’t allow it, EVER, for any amount of money. The Lohan name is toxic, its poison, its a f*cking joke. And everyone knows it.

  21. Innocent says:

    She was in and out of rehab to either avoid jail or because it was court ordered. So who knows what Dina and Lindsay personally think about her drinking. I don’t think it is appropriate but it is what it is.
    The plans for “Growing Defiant” if not delusional are at best extremely optimistic.

  22. Firecracker says:

    She’s gotta be hittin something if she seriously thinks Mila Kunis’s agent would even take her call. I can’t believe anyone would be dumb enough to give her $5m.

  23. serena says:

    LOL now she’s trying to make her son the next big thing?
    THAT’S SO LOL.

  24. Boo says:

    “Growing Defiant” — which takes “a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.”

    And by “social pressures,” she means lazy, crack-weaved, whore parents who make their money off their children’s fame and, later, infamy. This woman is a vampire.

  25. Bess says:

    White Oprah is so used to lying and covering things up that she actually believes what she’s saying. She lives in an alternate universe.

    The funniest thing about this story is that White Oprah actually thinks these A List actors are going to fall over themselves for a chance to work with the star of the film, Michael Lohan Jr. who has zero acting experience. I hope this project goes the way of her reality show and Shoehan.

  26. mannequin says:

    Good heavens, what is that thing on her head? It appears that she borrowed her daughter’s hairpiece for the big event.

    Don’t the Lohan’s get it; are they really that dense? Don’t they understand that everyone is laughing and pointing?

  27. Madisyn says:

    That idiotic thing around her neck looks like the medallion/headpiece used in the first Indiana Jones movie. They needed the mediallion on top of the rod in the ‘well of souls’ for the sun to show them the location of the Ark of the Covenant.

    When did Blohan sneak into Steven Spielbergs warehouse to pinch, I mean ‘borrow’ this little trinket? The family Von Crack has a habit of displaying their ‘borrowed’ wares in public.

  28. Happy21 says:

    GO AWAY LOHAN FAMILY!!!

  29. Gizmerelda says:

    I am amazed this bitch can write her own name let alone a screenplay!!

    It is scary how delusional one family can be!

  30. Cherry Rose says:

    I love how Dina’s pimping out the other kids now. I guess she realizes that Lindsay won’t be bringing in the cash, which means Dina doesn’t get her 10%. Unless of course, Dina is the one that sets up Lindsay with her “clients”, thus earning her 10% that way, but I doubt it.

  31. BeckyR says:

    WHAT big name celebrities would want to be associated with this idiot? Investors? Don’t make me laugh.

  32. Happymom says:

    She is the most disgusting POS. I think Lilo is a narcissistic, delusional, addict-but I can still find it in my heart to have sympathy for her because she just never had a chance: it was a toxic mix of those “parents” (and I use that term loosely) and Hollywood as a young girl. But Dina is just beyond horrible. It wasn’t bad enough to set Lindsay off on this path-now she’s trying it with her younger children. The fact that she idolizes Kris Jenner and her “management” is pathetic as well.

  33. Madisyn says:

    *Waving* to Cherry Rose and Bess from the vat pool, with cracktini in hand.

    Cherry Rose

    Its reported WO gets 15% not 10. Your not shocked about Dina pimping out any and all willing participants, are you?

    First, the Cracken, which was successful for a time, but is all but kaput. Now Ali and Mike Jr. The problem is all three are not going to bring in enough to support 5 people. (WO and her 4 spawn)

    From what I have read in the past the youngest has zero interest in the entertainment industry. Thats gotta suck for WO because her other options are not very hopeful.

    For Ali, I’ve already stated my thoughts on that. She isn’t ‘model material’. Sorry, she just isn’t. She’s hired for name recognition alone and when that novelty wears off, well, its back to babysitting the Cracken.

    As for Mike Jr., this is probably WO’s latest crack hustle for a buck. This kid has always stayed clear of the paps and graduated college, never had an interest in acting before. Of course, this movie will never be made, so hopefully he can fall back on his education and work.

    Bess

    “White Oprah is so used to lying and covering things up that she actually believes what she’s saying”.

    How true. Breathing to us is like lying to WO.

  34. dorothy says:

    The depth of this familys delusion is amazing. We knew Dina was a famewhore pimp for her daughter, but now we know she is mentally unstable. She would have to be to think ANYONE would take this woman’s plan seriously. Neither one of them get it. Your are officially UNIMPORTANT.

  35. Seal Team 6 says:

    Dina needs to realize that loading Final Draft on your laptop doesn’t mean you can suddenly write a screenplay.

  36. Bess says:

    @Madisyn:

    I’m getting ready to do a crack-cannonball into the deep end of the vodka vat with this news.

    I have some thoughts about Mike Jr. Apparently he manages a band, Smokey Robotic, and had his famous sister, LiLo, send out tweets about them.

    Back in 2010 around the time of Linnocent’s 2 rehabs and jail stint, he gave two “exclusive” open letters to RadarOnline. He basically praised White Oprah as a mother and made it clear that he blamed the gossip blogs and various “enablers” for Linnocent’s problems. He lost any and all credibility with me for criticizing the gossip media while taking money from them and refusing to place any responsibility on his sister or mother. E

    ither ML Jr. is delusional like his mother and sister or he’s their lap dog for money.

  37. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – Actually, I think I am a bit shocked that it’s taken Dina so long to start pimping out Ali. Though of course, Lindsay might have had something to do with that (after all, she’s as narcissistic and vain as they come) and didn’t want her sister to steal her limelight (what little left there is).

    I’m pretty sure that Dina will be throwing Lindsay to the curb soon. The fact that Dina didn’t even want Lindsay to be in her movie says a lot. Obviously, Dina knows that Lindsay’s fame is fading away fast, and pretty much no one in Hollywood or the fashion industry want to touch her with a 50 foot pole, and the fact she’s a huge joke. And of course, Dina hasn’t been getting her 15% as often as she used to.
    (If at all).

    And I’m sure that Mila Kunis is on the phone now, excited to be payed practically nothing, all for a chance to link her name with the Lohans and their Oscar worthy movie! *sarcasm*

  38. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    Although Blohan is the definition of rebelious, Mike Jr. and Ali seem rather passive. WO has had their lifetimes to brainwash them. I’m not excusing, just guestimating as to why. Thats why I’m not going to get in a tizzy about Jr.’s ‘exclusives’ as I think WO is behind that as well as this idiotic movie.

    You know how Blohan always plays the ‘victim’? Well, who do you think she learned that from? I would bet the vodka pool that WO plays the ‘victim’ card with her children. She wouldn’t for a hot crack pipe second think twice about manipulating them. Just my thoughts.

    Now on to the good stuff.

    You do know the vat is the same depth all around. There is no ‘deep end’. Feel free to ‘cannonball’ in (that was great by the way) from the high dive I put in. Makes diving and doing ‘cannonballs’ more fun.

    Be careful as to not knock bellaluna off her raft. She is passed out. I told her if she wanted to nap, go up to the treehouse, but she wanted to sleep on the raft. She needs to wake up anyway, go ahead and splash her. Alls fun in cannonballs and vodka pools.

  39. Dawning Red says:

    AND NOW, PEOPLE MAGAZINE PRESENTS AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DINA AND LINDSAY LOHAN

  40. Dawning Red says:

    (Sorry, I hit the submit button too early. Here’s the real post!)

    AND NOW, PEOPLE MAGAZINE PRESENTS AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DINA AND LINDSAY LOHAN – from the Mirror Universe.

    PEOPLE: So, tell us Dina, what are you up to on your Earth?

    DINA: Well, we keep quite busy, actually. I’m working on my ninth movie screenplay, an adaptation of Atlas Shrugged with Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, and Tom Hanks. Has a budget of over a hundred million, but expected to make three times that easy, just like the last five movies I produced. I would have cast my daughter Lindsay in it but she’s busy playing Juliet in ‘Romeo and Juliet’ right now.”

    LINDSAY: Yes, being a Shakespearian actrsss can be quite trying, but very satisfying by the end of the day.”

    PEOPLE: So, on your world, you’re considered a serious actress?

    LINDSAY: Oh, quite. In fact, I’m in the running for my fifth Oscar now, so I’m told. It’s amazing what hard work and dedication to the craft of acting will get you. Hard work always pays off, I always say.”

    DINA: It’s absolutely true. Lindsay stays up all night doing nothing but either researching her roles or memorizing her lines.

    LINDSAY: What does the Lindsay on this Earth do?

    PEOPLE: She just does lines.

    LINDSAY: You mean to say she has no jobs at all?

    PEOPLE: No, she’s done plenty of blowjobs, handjobs –

    LINDSAY: I beg your pardon? Mother, what – ?

    DINA: You must talk more modestly around us, sir. My daughter is a virgin and quite unaccustomed to this kind of talk.

    LINDSAY: Yes, I find that outside distractions prevent me from being the best actress I can be. Perhaps when I am older, I might find the man of my dreams and marry him in a quiet ceremony, much like my best friend Kim Kardashian did.”

    DINA: Kim? Oh, the kindergarten teacher, right?

    LINDSAY: Exactly, mother. I love Kim, she’s so modest and quiet.

    PEOPLE: One last question: Is there a Paris Hilton on your Earth too?

    DINA: There’s a cheap streetwalker by that name that occasionally walks near the studio. She does act remarkably similar to the one on your world, so yes, she is a prostitute here too.

    LINDSAY: Mother? Was that a naughty word?

  41. Madisyn says:

    Cherry Rose

    “Actually, I think I am a bit shocked that it’s taken Dina so long to start pimping out Ali”.

    This ‘modeling’ gig is not the first attempt at a ‘career’ for Ali. She’s been TRYING to pimp Ali out for the last 3 years. Remember that ‘emmy’ award winning show, “Living Lohan”. That complete joke was to get Ali a ‘singing’ career. It was an exercise in futility but was attempted nontheless.

    I wouldn’t count Blohan out just yet when it comes to Dina kicking her to the curb. These idiotic ‘photoshoots’ for no-name magazines, budget ‘commercials’, pap photos, and of course, these no-merit lawsuits have supported the family for the last few years. I think she still has a ways to go to before Dina ‘kicks her to the curb’. She seems to be making as much money for being imfamous and notorious and she did for being an actress.

    I’m sorry, I seem argumenative today, just disregard my rants, if I’m hot, I’m miserable, and if I’m miserable, I’m a Bitch. I think its time for my first cracktail of the day. Then I’ll feel better.

  42. Tristyn says:

    This women is a fcuking delusional…..

  43. filthycute says:

    I’m truly starting to realize just how NOT well this will all end up for Lindsay. Her life is so sad.

  44. Cherry Rose says:

    @Madisyn – I agree with you. Ali and the other Lohan kids are extremely passive to their mother and what she wants. I’m quite sure she does manipulate the hell out of them, and isn’t above resorting to fake tears or just outright screaming at them to get them to what she wants.

    Lindsay probably learned most of her behaviours from Dina, but since Lindsay was the bread winner, Dina probably played sychophant with her.

    BTW, anyone else notice Dina’s little belly pooch? Beer gut or coke bloat? Or both?

  45. Madisyn says:

    Cherry Rose

    I believe your correct. She HAD to play sycophant, no choice or Blohan would have ‘cut’ her off faster than Blohan could cut herself.

    As far as ‘coke or booze bloat’, the bitch is 48 and had 4 kids, so I’ll give her a little slack. But if I have to choose, I’ll choose BOTH.

  46. Rita says:

    @Dawning Red

    LMAO!!! Get to a script writers convention ASAP. It’s gold baby, pure gold.

  47. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow. I missed a lot! Okay, here goes:

    Yes, Madisyn, I love the high-dive, but we must dub “cannonballs” “kamikazes.” Please? (We are, after all, jumping into a vodka vat.)

    Yes, WO has been trying to put Ali on the ho stroll for years. I think the only reason MLjr got to be “safe” is because he’s male, he’s older, and MiLo was a little more “active” in his upbringing. But that’s it.

    I also wouldn’t be surprised if he took one look at what WO had done to Blohan and said “F that shit, I’m going to college and getting out of this nuthouse while the gettin’s good!”

  48. Cherry Rose says:

    As I stated on an older thread, Ali might actually move herself onward in the modeling world. So far, she has yet to exhibit the behaviours of her infamous older sister.

    But like I also said, Ali’s career in modeling might be cut short if Lindsay or Dina ever come to the photoshoots.

    People might be willing to give Ali a chance, despite her last name. But I have a feeling if Lindsay or Dina appears with her, she’ll either be asked not to bring them on set, or they’ll drop her, not wanting to have to deal with the drama that surrounds both Lindsay and Dina.

    Not to mention they probably will convienetly be “missing” some clothes or jewelry.

  49. I’m shocked, shocked I say, that she didn’t put her daughter, a “professional actress of good repute and in good standing with the Screen Actors Guild” in the starring role. Goodness, Dina. Your baby child needs a job!

    Either Dina thinks Lindsay is to good to work with the other actors she’s trying to lure, or Lindsay thinks she’s above this Oscar Mayer caliber debacle. Either way, can we get a 5150 put on this whole freakin’ family and be done with it?

  50. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    For a time, ‘kamikazi’s’ were my go-to shot, when I used to drink beer. That, and mudslides. (vodka, Kahlua, and Bailey’s) Good fuckin times. That was when I was a bartender and 20 years ago.

    Oh my, I just had a thought . . . what if we add Triple Sec and lime juice to the vat? (kamikazi’s) Or we could add Kahlua and Bailey’s? (mud slides)? It would make getting our giant straws out and sucking down our booze a little easier, no?

    Of course, the ‘mud slide’ receipe is sticky due to the Kahlua and Baileys, so, no! But I’m still open for a ‘kamikazi’ vat pool. Watcha think?

  51. Innocent says:

    Lindsay was never supposed to be in this movie only Michael Lohan Jr.
    A story about it last year – http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/dina-lohan-lindsay-heroin-addiction-michael-jr-movie-production-company/#.TlhhiahvySo

  52. DoMaJoReMc says:

    In the last picture she looks pregnant.

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    Kamikazes. Definitely!

    OR…we could add a second vat, a “breakfast vat” if you will, for the Kahlua & Bailey’s. Heck, if we feel adventurous, we could even add some coffee!

  54. Memphis says:

    Wow. Just when I was about to declare crackie the winner of the delusional, self important, loser’s race…her mother edges right past her and takes the lead!

    But the race is far from over and I’m sure crackie will regain her lead…I mean look at WO’s knees, how long can she really keep up this pace?

    God there are no words for how much I despise them.. Well there are words but then my whole Post would just look like this: G&% D#@$ Mot%^$%%^$$% A$%%#$^% coc%^%$&&$ ball^&*%%ing MOT%#$%#$%$#$%#$%#$ di$@ ea$^ing bit%^!…..and that would just be to hard to read.

  55. Bess says:

    @Madisyn,

    I’m sure White Oprah played the “victim” card with her 3 other kids as well. She probably gives them a guilt trips with tales of 72 hours of labor, trapped in a marriage with their abusive, ex-con father and how hard she works to support them.

    I would expect that to work well with Ali & Cody, but not ML Jr. He had 4 years of living away from the family while at college. At some point, he must have recognized that Dina’s behavior isn’t sane or normal compared to other families and that she & LL have a totally co-dependent relationship.

    One more thing about Ali… I wouldn’t be shocked that she ends up feeling very angry and resentful towards Linnocent & Dina once she hits 30 or so. She’s going to resent White Oprah sending her to babysit her older sister when she was 15 years old. She’s also going to be sorry that she never was given an opportunity to get a proper education.

    As for my crack-cannonball, thank you for letting me know about the depth of the vat. I had assumed that there was a deep end. Now I know I can jump in wherever I want.

  56. YourPhoenix says:

    I completely agree with Denise. Dina disgusts me.

  57. logan says:

    Dina Lohan producing a movie is about as possible as Britney Spears being a teacher. These people either do wayyyyy tooooo many drugs or are in dangerous delusional mental stage.
    Dina should worry more about producing at least one well adjusted, drug free, mentally sound child. Produce that Dina. Then we will all be eating our words.

  58. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    While I agree with your post, I disagree in regards to Jr. He may have been away at college but he still loves his mommy regardless of the fact she’s a ‘C’ ‘U’ ‘N’ext ‘T’uesday. Away for four years or not, she still has control.

    Now on to the fun stuff:

    Whatever you do, don’t call it a ‘cannonball’, bellaluna has a hard on about that, and not in a good way, call it a ‘kamikazi’, please. Type in “Heidelberg large vat” in your search engine, then click on the wikipedia “Heidelberg Tun” and theres a picture of OUR vat. You’ll see, there is no ‘deep end’. Thats why when I tossed bellaluna the sunscreen and SHE DROPPED IT, I had to get another because there was no diving down to retrieve it, the ‘pool’ is that deep. Look at the picture, you’ll see.

    bellaluna

    Now I have a ‘demand’. I don’t drink coffee, I never liked the taste, if you want, we can put a ‘latte’ machine in the treehouse just for you and our guests. Yes?

    I’ve been thinking, why don’t we keep our vat ‘pure’. We can always add the ingredients for ‘kamikazi’s’ or ‘mudslides’. If you have no objection, I think we should keep the vat just as it is.

    Memphis

    “Just when I was about to declare crackie the winner of the delusional, self important, loser’s race…her mother edges right past her and takes the lead”!

    Your too funny.

  59. Lindy says:

    So, an honest question, folks. I have heard lots of people make the argument that Linnocent herself suffers from some kind of mental health problem–something serious enough to make her unable to function the way most normal people do. She seems to believe her crackie delusions, and seems not to understand the depths of loathing and disgust that her years of bad behavior have caused among regular people, and among the directors and producers who of course would rather work with a trained skunk than with LiLo.

    BUT… What about White Oprah? What’s *her* excuse (if, in fact, Linnocent is mentally ill and that can be a kind of an excuse)? Is she mentally ill, too? Making a move like this–releasing this info, and the pie-in-the-sky “cast” list–I mean, it’s hysterical just how beyond the pale that is. Does she really, genuinely think anyone will touch it with a ten foot pole? And if she does, does that make her mentally ill as well?

    How else–aside from really serious delusional mental health issues–do you explain this kind of wishful thinking? I am honestly scratching my head.

  60. OhMyMy says:

    @Lindy: Yeah…we’re all there with you scratching our heads as well. I would vote for the trained skunk.

  61. I talked to a friend who works in the entertainment industry and he said, “No Way! This budget is ridiculous, especially for the actors that she wants to get. How is she going to pay for the actors, crew, permits to film, etc, etc. She’s out to lunch. And no one in their right mind would want to work with and for Dina Lohan!”

    Lindsay Tweeted a photo of herself “channeling” Marilyn, in an “amazing, introspective” photo-shoot she did, it’s on the Daily Mail website. I know she wrote the foreword to that new Marilyn book, but I think she also did it as a passive aggressive way to take attention away from the new Michelle Williams movie, “My Week With Marilyn”, that she ISN’T in.

  62. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn – Oh, let’s just scrap it all and put in a pool-side wet bar and an espresso machine in the Tree House. I think that’s a great idea!

    Bess, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ali is feeling some resentment now. It may not be a deep resentment, like it will be in the future. Heck, maybe she doesn’t even recognise it as “resentment.” She hasn’t attended much school, after all.

    Outside of the “White Oprah School of How to Work the Ho Stroll.” Or is that the “White Oprah School of How to Put Your Kids to Work on the Ho Stroll?”

    Whatever. Tomato, tomahto, I guess.

    Anyway, the day White Oprah and Pimp Mama Kris team up is the day we are going to see some serious Apocalypse 2012 level-shit. (And before you discount my theory as “the mindless wonderings of a crackhead” remind yourselves that WO & Blohan were guzzling booze at Lardassian’s stunt-queen wedding. Jussayin’)

  63. Statler says:

    My opinion? Based on the mother’s opportunism as well as the ridiculously lofty casting aspirations… I think this movie was originally intended to be made after Linnocent died- one great final grab for the cash box, if you will. Only problem is that, like the little cockroach she is, Linnocent outlived the family fortune (and is rapidly squandering what little remaining goodwill is left for her in the industry). Thus the production date’s been moved up, but with Lilo still alive there just isn’t the impetus for this project to happen.

  64. Lady D says:

    Statler, that is an excellent and probably accurate thought. I believe you have hit the nail on the head. If I was a sh*t-disturber, I would want someone to tell Crackie that. That would be an epic conversation don’t you think?

  65. Javagirl1 says:

    Mila Kunis? Is she on crack?? Oh wait…

  66. Madisyn says:

    Forget the fact that NO agent/representative with a skosh of common sense would allow their clients N E WHERE near Dina Lohan. forget she could never attract the calibur of actors in her ‘fantasy’ film, forget the fact that the budget is way too low, forget the fact Michael Lohan Jr. is NOT an actor, forget the fact no one would give this professional grifter a dime, forget that this is merely a ‘vanity’ project for her son, bottom line: THIS FILM WILL N E V E R BE MADE.

  67. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    Yeah, lets leave well enough alone with the pool and just add on a bar. I have another idea. (stop laughing) Have you ever been to the Tropicana in Vegas? If you have not, in one of their pools is a swim up bar that you could ‘sit’ on a concrete stool in the water and play blackjack. They’re be a dealer (no, not Blohans kind of dealer) who was standing on cement, they stayed dry. I say we put in a swim up bar/poker table. I’ve stated before, poker is my game of choice. Of course, we’ll have a full bar with all the mixes, garnishments, and hell, lets spring for a full-time round-the-clock hunky bartender. If you have no objections, I’ll get the gorgeous construction workers over and complete it in a couple of days. Good eye candy while we float on our rafts and sip cracktini’s.

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn, fabulous idea! It’s 102 here today (as we speak!) and humid. I’m all for a little (or a lot, whatever) eye candy as float in our chilled vodka vat. ;)

    Plus, the Tree House Bar & Grille and our “pool” are becoming quite the popular hangout. (I mean, THINK of the epic tailgates we could throw! RIGHT IN OUR OWN BACKYARD! No driving.)

    And, we have to think about our dear friends, who congregate so frequently with us now that Linnocent AND Dina have gone so publicly off the rails!

  69. Madisyn says:

    Its 5:00 pm and 105 degrees NOW. I actually put the air on for the first time ever. My mother doesn’t like it, she won’t put the air on in her house, (she’s frugal, to say the least) but I just didn’t want to suffer. I had the air/heat installed EXACTLY for this reason. When I broke up with my beau of 9 years and she wanted me to move back home, in the ‘guest house’ in the back of the property, (I couldn’t live in the main house, I’m much too old) I told her, “I will not suffer, I’m running the air”. If its 100 degrees or less, I don’t run the air out of respect for her and her frugal ways, but after 100, I’m putting the air on. So she knew this in advance.

    Your right, between somewhere to sleep, (the treehouse) somewhere to eat, (the bar and grille) and somewhere to relax and party (the vat AND all our gorgeous men) LIFE IF GOOD! (as if it was only that simple)

    Anywho, well, if you don’t object, I’ve called the ‘boys’ and they’re coming over to start construction. Get the cracktini’s ready, the boys are a comin! YEAH!

  70. skeptical says:

    ok my bad.. i’m so used to copy-paste that i didn’t even notice it was an info domain..ooops no more trying. they were just hi-def pics of blohan’s fried skin in a grandma skirt anyway.

    So dina wants to make a movie.. with all these big-name actors, and apparently she expects them to work for free.

    Sounds like a lohan!

  71. Madisyn says:

    Skepical

    OH, it’s a ‘Lohan’ alright!

  72. Madisyn says:

    bellaluna

    We forgot one thing. A sound system.

    If its OK with you, you know I’m a ‘rocker’ chick. I like my Bon Jovi, Whitesnake, etc. I’m a rocker girl of the late 80′s, early 90′s. But I like my oldies. Fleetwood Mac, Eagles, even John Denver. I also like my Sinatra.

    “Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah river”. . .

    What do yo think?

  73. AcesHigh says:

    Hmmm… her eyes and nose remind me of michael jackson…. just sayin. >,>

  74. Leah says:

    Too bad Lindsay actually was a good actor at some point. Oh well.

  75. Erika says:

    Okay, not to sound judgy, but three and a half bottles between two people is a lot. Half a bottle should get a woman that thin at least gently sauced, which is only as sauced as she should be.

  76. Statler says:

    Thanks Lady D :) I must be a sh-t disturber too because I wouldn’t mind being a fly on the wall for that. Also the conversation Kaiser alluded to (I wonder how WO explained not having a part for her favorite little cash cow…)