You know the secret to getting a relatively good candid photo of Linnocent? Put her next to her mother. Usually, when I see photos of Dina (“Mother Crackhead”) and Linnocent separately, I think they look about the same frozen age – mid-40s, with a cracked-out veneer. It’s only when I see them together that I can actually acknowledge that Linnocent does in fact look younger than her mother. I’m not saying Linnocent looks good here – God no. I’m just saying that Mother Crackhead looks terrible and Linnocent looks terrible, but I can differentiate between mother and daughter.
Anyway, these are new photos from Linnocent and Mother Crackhead’s big night out in NYC. They were at Le Bain at the Standard Hotel, “where they hosted a party on behalf of Lovecat magazine.” You might remember Linnocent’s Lovecat Mag shoot from a few weeks ago, when Linnocent got crackie with a surfboard in between cig breaks.
Would you like to hear a story about Linnocent during NYFW from two nights ago? Remember, Linnocent already caused a near riot with her crackie Donatella Versace appearance at the Cynthia Rowley show. Well, she went to a party for Karen Elson’s new shoe line, and this happened:
Lindsay Lohan has already caused one ruckus this Fashion Week when she brought a pirate to the Cynthia Rowley show, and last night she struck again. A commotion erupted on the spiral stairs at Beauty & Essex (where Paper magazine and Nine West were celebrating Karen Elson’s new shoe and accessories line for the brand) shortly after the model–musician’s set ended.
Lohan was furiously telling a photographer on the stairs above her to “Delete those pictures! Delete them right now!” as he clutched his camera to him, while your intrepid party reporter watched from above. Eventually, we summoned the nerve to squeeze by Lohan, only to brush her on the way down, causing her to hiss, “don’t be a c*nt,” before she returned to haranguing the photographer.
A few minutes later, two scrums had formed — one of Lohan’s friends around the photographer, watching him as he appeared to delete each of the offending photos; the other of Nine West and event staffers, furiously whispering that “she needs to leave.”
[From New York Magazine]
It’s just so… OMG. I love how crazy she is. I mean, she’s an awful person, really, really terrible and just cracked-out of her skull, but it’s hilarious how entitled she is. “MOVE THAT PHOTOGRAPHER! And the orange cone! I’m Lindsay Lohan! Don’t be a c–t!” Ridiculous.
Shall we talk about how she looks in these photos, by the way? The crack face, the crack cleavage, the booties, the white-blonde hair…she’s just a parody of her crack self.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Thank all the gods everywhere I have normal parents, who taught me integrity, the importance of education, and how to not be a cracked-out loser sociopath.
Another incident with Lindsay and a photographer happened last night at a party for V Magazine. She also reportedly hit a woman in the head with a bottle.
http://twitter.com/#!/womensweardaily/status/114203389486841856
http://twitter.com/#!/JonniLu/status/114216446543933442
After the police showed up, the party was shut down.
She looks like Courtney Stodden here. And I don’t mean that in the way that I think she looks like she’s seventeen.
she looks REALLY out of it here.
God help her.
@Domenique…that’s just a normal Wednesday night for Lilo.
they really do belive they are the queens of the world, don’t they?
i love how dina waits in the background while lindsay poses so classy. in front of a car.
And why wasn’t this a VOP??? (ie hitting the woman on the head with the bottle)
That family really is trashy.
They hosted a party?
I wonder if it was as much fun as the cracktail parties over here.
Has she had another nose job? She looks super-pinched.
@ Lucinda. I think her nose is collapsing from all the drugs she snorts.
The photographer Jasper Rischen who tried to take her photo confirmed it happened:
“Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for @vmagazine.”
Another from Stylelite’s twitter:
“And now people are bleeding at the @vmagazine party. Not sure what’s going on, but it’s at Lindsay Lohan’s table. FDNY outside @vmagazine.”
There’s also a very funny encounter someone had with Lindsay at a Kanye West show which they posted on ONTD.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/62659025.html?thread=10750238929#t10750238929
oo0oo, I hope those twitters posts are true and the ppl press charges against her, especially the chick she threw a bottle at. Not that anything will happened to her but still..
Now that’s the way to get your career back on track. A recovering alcoholic and her co-dependant mom hosting a party with drinks and drunken behavior and creating, yet again, a scene. Where is this poor girls publicist?
I have to admit, I’m still shocked, as always that any reputable magazine, or fashion line would want to be connected to her in any way. She is the epitamy of a down-and-out has been.
@Nanea…no way! I brought a batch of Cracktinis to prove it…please try one and pass it around. One should only read about Crackie’s shenanigans with a cracktini in hand.
Tierra — It well might in NYC.
What is with that hairdo on linnocent?
Dang, mom and kid both look drunk, stoned, cracked out of their heads.
That dress on linnocent is pretty if she would just cover up those watermellon tits.
Both of them are indeed certifiably nuts.
Now mommy looks like she withering away. These two need to go on Celebrity Rehab. They are fame whores anyway and since Linds is broke, they can both bank form he show
Holy S*it! Dina is coked out! How egregious, my mother would never have behaved this way. Oh, so, so thankful…
What’s with Dina cradling her daughters womb in half the pics? Creepy.
I just feel sad when I see her. She was so beautiful naturally. She obviously hates herself so much that she has done such drastic things to change everything about herself. If she just stopped it now I dont even think she could return to being beautiful. Aren’t moms the ones who stand by their daughters and tell them they are beautiful just the way they are? Not Dina! She seems to have said “you’d be more beautiful if you looked like me” & that’s so not true! There are plenty of tweaked, bleached & bronzed types flooding Hollywood already. Boring! Lindsey was beautiful in her natural state & now she’s a morphed oddity that is just painful to look at.
Poor girl. She had so many possibilities and she blew ’em all. No pun intended.
Dina’s arms make me never want to go out into the sun ever again.
Did she sprain her ankles or what? Those are some of the dumbest looking shoes I’ve ever seen. She’s such a mess I don’t know why we even bother looking at her anymore. Step up your crack game, LL. We’re getting bored.
What are the chances that the woman Linnocent hit with the bottle presses charges?
For most people, that kind of incident would constitute a violation of probation.
So sad, Lindsay was so pretty, once upon a time. They look like hookers.
Her lips are hilarious, tragic and terrifying all at the same time.
For the first time I really feel sorry for Linnocent – seeing Dina (there are not enough evil words to describe this womna) paw and show and effectively ‘pimp’ Linnocent out is f’ing dispicable!!!!
Linnocent looks terrible here, cr*cked out of her mind looking like a drag queen here…I would say Linnocent’s internal organs are close to shutting down and posters are right her nose is collapsing…
Linnocent is such a mess and Dina doesn’t even pretend to care – she is her daughter ffs!! Dina belongs in jail!!
Seeing Dina and Linnocent together like this only emphasises how Dina looks healthier than her daughter and that is saying alot!!!
I actually feel for Linnocent here (as vile as she currently is) as she never and still does not stand a chance of supportive and loving parents, just pimps who don’t care about her other than for ‘fame’ and a chq, and as @ Bellaluna stated, Linnocents life insurance – utterly disgusting 🙁
I’m convinced that Lohan is suffering from a DSM-classified mental disorder (like Charlie Sheen and Mischa Barton … and countless others, really) and her mother is deluded and irresponsable for enabling and eventually aiding her inevitable downfall.
I’m fairly sure most newspapers have already prepared her obituary, and I’m not even using sarcasm nor wit here. Lohan isn’t the gift that keeps on giving (she used to be!), she’s just a toxic piece of waste. I used to pity her but now, I’m just surprised people and events even bother with her.
I think that she should be banned from every single event. There should be security guards at all doors (even back ones), and they should stop her from entering. Nobody wants her at any of these events. She is officially a NOBODY! She is no longer relevant, that is, except when she makes an ASS of herself, which she seems to do on a regular basis. She has lost all credibility and should really just disappear from the public eye. She used to be kind of cute back in her Parent Trap days. Now, she looks like a washed up drug addict, and her looks have long faded.
Personally, I think it is weird that her mom is always hanging out with her. There is something majorly wrong with Dina. She should be locked up for being the World’s Worst Mother.
I’m always mildly surprised when the stories mention her “friends”. Just because you paid some stragglers on the street free booze and crack to be seen with your ass doesn’t make them your friends.
@ brin: Thank you so much for the cracktini! I only hope people here at work won’t notice it’s gone straight to my head.
Could you be tempted with a Champagne cracktail or a Piña Cokelada?
these are the most f-ed up pictures I have seen in a while. “Look how wasted my daughter is! Her life is still spiraling out of control, she’ll be dead within the next 2 years, but CHEESE! LOOK HOW GOOD I LOOK!”
Its messed up.
Good God, the both of them look SO wasted! And I am giggling at Dina’s crusty orange calves, jeez woman use some lotion on those crusty sticks! Nasty drunken cows, the both of them.
I should be drinking when I read this
Coco, I think she’s holding Crackie upright. She’s hammered again.
@Nanea…but of course, thanks! Here’s some shrimp cracktail to munch on!
Just who is holding who up in these photos? “Hello, I am Drunkie McDrunk and this is my has been daughter Crackie McCrackin. We are the host for this swell party. Just sit yourselves down and watch us make a**es of ourselves. Take all the pictures of us you want. We will bill you later.” (or something close to that)
What I find amazing is that people listen to her, allow her to take their phones and cameras to make sure there are no pictures of her. She wouldn’t stand a chance in hell trying to rip my phone/camera out of my hand. After I hit that twat in the nose once I would rip out her weave just for shits and giggles.
Apparently I have had to much coffee this morning, I am feeling feisty.
By the way I think they look more like sisters not mother daughter.
Well, I wanted to say something funny but I feel ashamed for the poor thing. Poor delusional thing. I wish they would put her ass in jail, where she could stay about 6 months in general population. But I think at this point it is a lost cause. I think her mother should be ashamed of herself but when you have no conscience it isnt going to happen. This isnt going to end well. I dont think she is going to make it till Christmas honestly.
Dina looks like she is rubbing Lindsays uterus and saying “you’re my ticket baby” also wondering why Dina hasn’t got the duck lips injected or inserted however the heck they do it.
Dina’s eyes show she’s on coke but Lindsay looks beyond messed. It’s alcohol but it’s something else, and that something else is not coke (maybe a little, but not the main thing).
I wanted to say that for the first time every I’m actually worried about her as a human being – until I remembered she’s dropping C bombs.
last pic cracks me up. its like dinas thinking “thats my daughter (beaming)”
Here are some photos of Linnocent from Monday night looking like a wreck- again.
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2011/09/lindsay_lohan_was_not_happy_at.html
It looks like she had her lips plumped up again for NYFW.
lady D —
I thought the same thing. She looks like she is being physically (not emotionally, never for Dina) supportive of Linnocent. I also agree with Roma — the two of them are on something other than alcohol. You can tell by their eyes.
Speaking of which… interesting Innocent the “LEO/Court Employee” is AWOL during NYFW.
I don’t feel sorry for her, not after her atrocious behavior toward the photographer and the woman she called the cword. AND throwing drinks and glasses at people. She is a sociopathic little bully, and shame on people like Cynthia Rowley for enabling her behavior and entitlement.
Wow they look the same age, and I don’t mean Dina looks young. They look like they are holding each other up…..
They have the tractor beam of yes in their eyes…for drugs.
In pic two, check out The Cracken’s contouring and plastered makeup! She is so freaking bloated that she is contouring under the jaw to get rid of the double chin-not working!
Can these two hire a decent spray tanner. They always look like they called her a cunt before they got their tans. Haha! WO is looking pretty cracklin thin here, no? Give her some pork cracklins to go with her attitude.
Watermelon balls, anyone?
@Sillyone – Right on! But then again, Lindsay still throws tantrums when she doesn’t get her way. I’m sure those people didn’t want to experience that, a grown woman (no, not a child like Dina claims) throwing a huge fit because she didn’t get her way.
Though I might try to steal Lindsay’s phone. And just “accidentally” fling it towards a trash can.
Anyway, I love how Lindsay’s dress is Marilyn Monroe-ish. Bitch really thinks she’s like Marilyn, doesn’t she?
And who would want to go to a party that is hosted by the delusional Mother Crackhead, and her Cracki daughter?
Also, so much for Lindsay’s community service. Looks like her upcoming court hearing isn’t going to go too well.
I think she is looking a little better. Also check Twitter she still has fans.
Everyone has bad days and it is a lot of pressure to not trust anyone and be constantly harassed.
They look like a cautionary tale of what happens to Toddlers and Tiaras and their stage-moms after the crowns stop coming in.
Crazy-Weave is worse than Brit in her psycho-daze i think. like this one has NOTHING to fall back on. At least Brit had a semi-caring husband, kids, and good ole southern parents to help her when she hit bottom.
lilo’s parents are addicts and ex-cons who use her for drugs/fame/$$ And she has no friends or people of merit who want anything to do w/ her. and Ali!! omg she looks SCARY! (she’s next)…
LOL@ Innocent, you never fail to crack me up.
Those twitter followers arent all fans, they’re people looking for a laugh from her cracked out tweets.
A bad day is wrecking your car, late for work..those types of things. Not cracking a bottle over someone’s head or throwing tantrums b/c she doesnt get her way.
Keep defending her tho…she’s only making herself more of a leper than she already is.
Hello Innocent 😀
“I think she is looking a little better.”
Hahahahha!!! OMG Innocent, ur too funny. She looks bl*ody terrible & if u can’t see that then thats something else you need to worry about!!
“Also check Twitter she still has fans”
I think u’ll find even serial killers have fans…there are a lot of sick and twisted people in this world who are ‘fans’ of people for no good reason other than there is something wrong with their brains….that does not make the person the fans support a good role model or human being
@Cherry Rose
No one at all thinks her hearing will go “well” but i believe she has done enough of her mandatory probation requirements not to be violated. Remember she has until April to complete the 60 days of community service.
SHe looks like an aging porn star, the LIPS – ARGH!!!!
Seriously she looks like hell, the fact that Crack-mother of the year Dina is standing by her and posing happily is just proof that this woman should be in jail.
Mornin fellow Crack Cliquers!
“WO is holding Linnocent upright” was my first thought upon seeing this. Look how she’s got one arm around her mid-back area, and the other one around the front/lower abdomen. That’s one crackhead trying to support another totally blitzed crackhead, if ever I saw it.
Thanks for those priceless links – that Kanye concert story was a beaut!
(I’ve got some sort of nasty fall cold/flu that hit me yesterday, so I feel like sh!t. Instead of a cracktini, I need some crack-infused herbal tea or chicken soup.) :S
While looking at these pics all I could think of was What Ever Happened to Baby Jane!
She definitely had her lip injections done recently.
@Innocent you can honestly say looking at those pictures Lindsay is looking better? Better than what Marilyn Monroe’s decayed corpse? Good grief.
Oh by the way “I Know Who Killed Me” was on last night and whoever thinks this chic was going to make great adult actress has never seen that movie. I watched about 3 minutes of it laughed hysterically and changed the channel. By the way if you have a HD tv DO NOT, DO NOT watch Linnocent on it eeewwwww I about puked.
When you hear of enablers you dont think its ever that person’s MOTHER. Its so scary to see her enabling so publicly especially when she was doing the rounds on TV after Lindsay got out of rehab the last time saying she’s got it together, got a great team etc.
Does anyone know what has happened to Michael lately? He seems to be keeping very quiet when now is obviously the time he should be the most vocal advocate for getting her help.
Way more than before when he was actually doing it, if you catch my drift. And now that Ali looks somewhat in trouble that goes twice for him.
I agree with others, she’s now onto something stronger than coke, probably meth?
I would not want the hands of either one of those skanks any where near my body. Ugh, I have seen Hooters waitresses hanging outside of night clubs in Myrtle Beach South Carolina who look healthier, and cleaner, than these twits.
Both of them look so stoned… and more and more like dumped prostitutes. Yeah! Mommy + daughter $50 weekend sale! *gag*
They both look compeltely fucked up! And well they both looking fucking awful too but I didn’t need to say this. The fact that I’m commenting says it all. Thanks for the crackacoloda so early in the morning!
@bellaluna….sorry you aren’t feeling well. Here’s some cracked out tea with a Nyquil chaser. Hope you feel better soon.
She looks so bombed, it’s crazy. I wonder what she was snorting in those pictures she had deleted.
The Tweak Twins.
I swear someone has their name on Google Alert.
Wow great job holding her up MOM! She is just a HOT MESS! That hair isn’t covering up her crack and botoxed eye very well either.
brin – Thank you! It’s delicious.
Hellen – How ’bout “Twin Tweaks?”
These two look like something a large animal ingested and then coughed up again. I have to laugh if that photographer actually listened to her and deleted the pictures. What’s he afraid of? That this big, A-List star will ban him from taking photos ever again?
She needs to be banished from the public eye.
PS – another amazing thing is that Sephora still sells her crappy self-tanner and it’s not on clearance! They have gotten rid of some good brands for not selling enough, yet here we have a walking advertisement for how crappy her product is plus bad ratings on the site itself and they still offer it. How can that be?
really whats wrong with her nose it looks ummm pointier, sharper if possible even more crackie.eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!! what a waste of life!
Loved the link to the Kanye story. Fun to hear a first-hand encounter with insanity. “Insanity” being the opportune word – like living through a real life horror movie.
Bella – I actually make a mean Mary Jane soup for the sniffle season. Makes you giggle until you pass out and sleep for hours and hours. I swear it works better than Nyquil, ect – lets you sleep while your body naturally fights off the virus. Wish I could send you a nice warm bowl! (heh)
Please let someone press charges Please let someone press charges Please let someone press charges…
Her lips are so filled she can’t even close them. It’s beyond hilarious.
Mother crackehead is drunked her ass off.
Oh Missy, that would be awesome! Maybe I’ll do some experimental cooking today…
Boo, from your keyboard to God’s inbox.
“Twin Tweaks”?!
lololololololol
Move that C**T cone! I’m Lindsay Lohan!
Move the cone, C**T! I’m Lindsay Lohan!
So interchangeable. Yet so amusing!
she’s on something. no question.
and cant even get started on that mess of a woman she calls mom.
their whole family gives me diarrhea.
I think there was a moment in her late teenage years that Lindsay seemed “promising.” Somehow that moment has morphed into an urban myth that she was beautiful and/or very talented.
What is certain, is that whatever advantages she had, she has squandered because she’s really not that bright or deep. A perfect platform for the tabloid fodder she’s become.
She looks like she’s in her mid-30’s. She’s aging so badly.
Orange legs and white knees, overinflated cleavage and droopy eyes. What a crackhead scumbag.
Seal Team – 😀
mzjask – I think Blohan is on several somethings.
G – I would tend to agree. Except at 17, she started drinking and partying with a vengeance (not to mention dating Wilder Valderrama – YUCK). And WO never told her “NO” (since Linnocent was the sole wage-earner in the family) and let her do whatever she wanted, as long as the money kept rolling in.
Absolutely disgusting, negligent behaviour on BOTH her parents’ part.
If she threw a glass that broke and cut someone badly enough to call EMS, why wasn’t she immediately charged with assault? She should be sitting on her ass in Rikers right now going through withdrawal.
the thing is, bellaluna, that I don’t think she has the talent or interest to back up her former promising status.
She exibits no artistic traits, like curiosity, aesthetic or personal sensitivity, she doesn’t study acting or movement or voice. She just like partying and shopping and she’s really a mean crude person without a sense of occasion or context. Pure tabloid fodder.
She looks a lot better in these pics than I have seen her in a long time. She looks about 45 and her mom looks about 65 and her lil sis looks about 80. Anderson Cooper I love you!
Actually, I think Dina looks fresher and younger.
Dina looks like she’s holding her up in this photo.
OT- Where the hell is Madisyn? The Linnocent & WO posts are her favorites.
Oh, G, we agree. I don’t think Linnocent can muster the strength for any endeavour beyond scoring her next hit and slugging her next drink.
She’s long-since been replaced by hungrier, more sober starlets.
To me, it’s sad to see her juxtaposed with the little girl in that twin movie re-make (I still prefer the original with Haley Mills) and the current mess she is today.
Bess – She’ll be here! She’s probably just running errands or something. 😀
What is going on with Lindsay’s thousand mile stare? Is Dina holding her up?
Like, this is some strange, sick sh*t.
I would love to have been the photog with pics of her on my camera if she approached me I’d have told her to back the f up and walk away before she got herself charged and or hurt because I’d do both without thinking twice. Stupid spoiled slut. She is really piling up the bad karma.
bellaluna, I believe that she had a certain facility for film as a child along with some really good luck. But, a person without the sense to know what’s appropriate to wear to court isn’t going to be capable of an artistic insight. She’s not that kind of talent.
Unfortunately for her and her momager, neither of them seem to realize that her success was as much luck anything else.
Old saying: Better to be lucky than to be smart. 🙂
how much longer will lilo be with us..
“twin tweaks” – that’s just made my week! Am still laughing now.
Sad reality is that this family is way more f@cked up than any characters David Lynch ever came up with!!
In that first picture… is Mommy Enabler holding her upright because she’s drunk, or are her lips tipping her forward?
her eyes are so vacant…
@bellaluna, seal team and the other crackgaters: i haven’t seen much cracktinis et al going around, but i’m in a celebratory mood (potential employment around the bend), mind if i snag a couple? unlike linnocent, i don’t get on my knees for next month’s rent, so i’m celebrating a hopeful new job!
Is she trying out for the Bad Girls Club?
I read that piece on the Cut NY mag site. Throwing a drink, punching someone and that girl getting bloody hurt when LL was nearby. We’ve seen stuff like this from her before and she’s always gotten away with it. I hope that girl isn’t seriously hurt.
How much longer with Lilo be with us?
Have no worrry about an untimely demise of Lindsay. Lindsay is not a victim, she’s predator. She’ll make out somehow. Opportunists always do.
Her nose looks VERY different. I saw pictures of her on Lainey sort of … smiling… sneering… not too sure how to classify it, but it sort of looks like she put a gap in her front teeth. Can someone confirm? Am I seeing that or is it a bad angle.
Edit: Look at the second picture in the link.
http://laineygossip.com/Lindsay_Lohan_throws_drink_at_V_Magazine_party_15sept11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
sad, so so sad….
Her mother is evil
Theotheryael–
Congrats on the (hopefully) employment! Cracktinis and crackscotti all around!
Just looked at the Lainey photos linked above. JFC. She DOES look like Courtney Stoddard, which is a really bad thing. And, she is even more zonked on something than the photos here show.
thanks seal team! *guzzles two*
holy… those lainey photos are disturbing! i never noticed the nose thing everyone was talking about, but in those closeups it really does look like her nose is caving in.
and her eyes. jfc. that looks like me on my worst weekend. for linnocent it’s an every night thing.
Cherry Rose said: “Also, so much for Lindsay’s community service. Looks like her upcoming court hearing isn’t going to go too well”.
Innocent replied: “@Cherry Rose No one at all thinks her hearing will go “well” but i believe she has done enough of her mandatory probation requirements not to be violated. Remember she has until April to complete the 60 days of community service”.
Innocent
Cherry Rose NEVER UTTERED ONE WORD about Blohan VIOLATING shit! Please pay attention!
http://m.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/i363425/celebrities-then-and-now-gallery-lindsay-lohan.html
Take a look at this comparison of Linnocent its scary!! Obv her current look is to hide all the meth/crack/heroin face of this link photo…but boy she used to be pretty & fresh faced!! V sad stuff!
Raising cracktini to all the ladies 🙂
Passing Cracktini’s on the crackfloat to all.
Bess
I’m here. Errands, like bellaluna said. Loved your links of the idiots pictures. I always click on your links. I don’t know how you find them all. Thanks for asking about me. If I didn’t see you here too, I’d wonder, ‘Where is Bess’?
bellaluna
I too, first thought, Mother Crackhead is ‘holding up’ Baby Crack. A couple of cracktini’s never hurt anyone, even with a cold/flu. Helps you sleep and while your sweating out the booze, you sweat out the virus. It works for me. Anywho, homemade chicken noodle soup with saltine ‘crack’ers just for you. FEEL BETTER!
*Clinking* cracktini glasses with Ruby Red. Its almost your bedtime, no? The truly sad part of her looks is even if she stopped EVERYTHING tomorrow her ‘awful’ looks wouldn’t change. You can’t go back, ever. Sad really to mess up your face at such a young age and I think thats why everyone freaked out at Ali with her ‘awful’ face, cuz you can’t ‘undo’ and she’s only 17 years old. WO should be in jail for child abuse, child endangerment. PERIOD!
Now for my opinion of the pics. Dina looks ‘high’ on coke or meth. She’s wide eyed and stable on her feet. (I did my recreational partying back in the day) Blohan on the other hand looks drunk out of her gore. Like she’d blow (pun intended) a .30, like one more shot would put her into the ‘blackout’ stage.
Whoever said she should have been arrested for throwing the drink (I know there were lots of you), one word: TOUCHE!
these photos give me so much rage. what kind of mother is that woman? holding up her drunk/who knows what else disaster of a child up on the street for photos? seriously?
So I decided not to ever read/comment LL news because it has stopped being amusing a looong time ago and has fallen below the sad level. I’m not even saying this to be a bitch, I really mean it. Maybe if people stop paying attention she’ll get her shit together? Maybe if we don’t comment that’ll be a hint for her delusional self that the star power is rapidly fading. Also decided never to read/comment on the kardassian family as they are simply an ending note of the talented famestarved people who were undeservedly rich, we saw those kinds often in the last decade and i hope this new decade will be better already. don’t pay attention, don’t feed the talentless famehacks is my new motto.
@Madisyn – All Innocent is concerned about is that her precious crackhead doesn’t go to jail, which she envitably will, because Lindsay is never going to complete her community service.
I think Innocent fails to realize that Lindsay is the one who puts herself into legal trouble, all because she thinks she is above doing any of her probation requirements. But of course, in Innocent’s eyes, the California court system is just out to get Lindsay. Because they have nothing better to do apparently.
What the holy hell! I think she’s pregnant.
She still thinks that she’s somebody, lol! That pose in the last pic is so hilarous!
I really need about 5 cracktini’s the way the last 2 days at work have been.
Delete those pictures now! Move that cone! It’s almost too much to take, I have no words how much I’d like to smack her.
JFC. Just looked at Linnocent’s nose in the Lainey photos, and I want to know wtf she is snorting, borax??? Her nose structure is GONE.
If anyone exists who actually loves this girl, they need to bonk her on the head and take her away to a secret island far away from dealers and groupies.
***evening ladies***
Dina looks like an upsidedown traffic cone in that horrific orange dress with that orange spray tan, and Linnocent’s feet look like goat hooves in those booties with that black nail polish (maybe she is morphing into the cloven-hooved one himself)!
Just looked at those Lainey photos and I’m not kidding – Google Marilyn Monroe and The Misfits and you’ll see that Marilyn had the same dazed look and prematurely-aged face as Linnocent here. The Misfits was her last completed movie before she died. Marilyn was still pretty, but the addictions had really taken their toll by then.
Linnocent’s nose is going the way of MJ’s. I can’t believe her mother just stands by and grins while all of this is going down.
Isn’t she supposed to be “broke”? Who’s financing this lifestyle of hers? Who’s paying the bills here? Where is her income coming from?
Hope theres a drug test waiting for her when she gets home.
Madisyn – Um, Innocent said Linnocent has until April to complete her 60 days of CS? Isn’t more like 460 hours (total) of CS? Or is my cold-addled brain deceiving me? (And you’ve convinced me…I’ll try a cracktini.)
theotheryael – Good luck and best wishes! In these awful job market times, a prospective job is something to celebrate. L’chaim! *raises glass, clinks*
And may I just say that Linnocent’s shoes are truly atrocious. (Again.)
@Madisyn, Glad you’re back! Here are a couple of other shots from Tuesday night. I guess Linnocent changed her dress at some point. She looks like a used up barfly working the convention circuit.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2580372/lindsay-lohan-zebra-rose-mcgowan-01/
About the condition of Lindsay’s teeth. While meth definitely fucks your teeth up, cocaine can do it as well, because of the ether that is cut with the cocaine. Even when you snort it, it still does the damage, especially if you aren’t taking good care of your mouth.
Lindsay’s nose – It’s likely possible because of the cartilage that has been worn away from her snorting drugs, her nose has inevitably been broken. She is either too stupid to care, or does not even notice.
However, she looks so bad right now. I’m seriously wondering how the hell her liver is still functioning, not to mention all her other organs.
I guess only paparazzi are allowed to take her picture.
Possible fans and Official Event Photographers need not apply!
What I love is that Women’s Wear Daily saw it. THEY cannot be ignored. Lilo can’t very well accuse them of lying either.
I do hope that poor bleeding girl is going to be alright. Head wounds suck, glass in the head sucks too.
I don’t feel sorry for blohan. She CHOOSES to do this crap. The one person in her life who didn’t need her money and blohan treated that person like yesterdays cigarette butts.
RDJ went to jail. Drew Barrymore waited tables. They got humble and got it together.
Blohan thinks she’s the Second Coming of Marilyn Monroe.
Eff that. I’ll just point and laugh.
Oh, she’s the second coming of Monroe, all right – before she died of an overdose.
Anyone remember Stevie Nicks calling Lohan out on her drug use? She needs to take a lesson from Stevie. What finally got her to rehab (and clean) was her doctor discovering a huge hole in her nose and telling her that the next time she snorted the stuff, she’d probably die.
And just when you think it cant get any worse….
If Lindsay threw a drink in the photographer’s face and sucker punched a girl, as some sites are claiming, wouldn’t that constitute assault or at the very least, disorderly conduct? Both of which I’m sure are Parole violations.
I doubt the New York City cops could care less who the actress from Mean Girls is/was and aren’t as star struck as their LA contemporaries.
When will someone, anyone, grow some balls, and put this woman in her place? Sheesh! I could do it in 5 seconds and not feel a tad bit guilty.
quote: Lindsay Lohan escorted out of the Marc Jacobs party. She got in despite checkpoints set up to spot her. And now she’s gone!
Source:http://twitter.com/#!/NFreeman1234/status/114539441967734785
so i guess some designers have their brains fully functional.
bellaluna
How are you feeling? Better I hope. Well Innocent is correct about the 60 DAYS. With Blohans 480 HOURS total if you did eight hours a day, it comes to 60 DAYS total. Its your flu/cold addled mind, no worries.
According to the judge in July, she’s done 33 hours. Thats 4 days + 1 hour. Hey Blohan, only 55 DAYS and 7 HOURS to go. Like thats gonna happen. LMAO
Bess
She IS a used up barfly at the convention. Only difference is the prostitutes who usually attend these functions are a WANTED presence, unlike the Lohans.
Skeptical
The ONLY reason she allows pap shots is she gets PAID for them. Event photographers and ‘fans’ (wannabes and sycophants) are not going to give her a dime. That ticks her off to no end. She had the paps lined up for when she left the party for a quick buck but if organizers sell the photos, Blohan makes much, much less. Flooding the marketplace and all.
Truth be told I want more info on the glass throwing incident. Although WWD and the kid who had the glass thrown his way tweeted about it, there are conflicting reports elsewhere and I want to know what if any (read none) consequences will come her way. Also, the woman taken to the hospital who was at Blohans table, is she OK? Is it because of Lohan? Are the police investigating? Was she ejected from the party? Nosy people like myself NEED to know.
There’s a close-up picture of Blohan at WWTDD. Yeah I know, my eyes bled after looking at it, must have been the bleach I used to wash the skank off. Anyways, you can see just how red and irritated her nostril is and how yellow her teeth have become. Does this crackho own a mirror?
Here’s the link:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/why-is-ali-lohan-so-thin-all-of-a-sudden/fat_lindsay_lohan_8/
Found this over at Jezebel:
Lindsay Lohan went to the grocery store, and took 20 items into the 15 items or fewer line. An older lady pointed this out, and LL snapped, “Mind your own business.” The cashier proceeded to ring up Lindsay’s stuff and Lindsay discovered she had no cash. As she left the store, a blonde extension fell out of her head, and the old lady picked it up and said, “I think you dropped something.” from the [National Enquirer]
She reminds me of someone. They both had their binges and rotten behavior and even though at the top of their field were really just mediocre and over-hyped.
If rumors of mental illness start circulating about Lindsay will all be forgiven and the slate wiped clean? Will we tell the haters to leave her alone? If she gets help and a responsible relative gets court mandated conservatorship will we all be saddened when she doesn’t smile for the paparazzi anymore? What if she gets back into acting but isn’t what she used to be? Will we all be happy to see her smile again as she gets parts better suited to more gifted actresses? Do the Oscars ever give out sympathy awards?
The Amy Winehouse comparison really got me thinking about the different possible outcomes.
If the stories are true Blohan’s people will try to buy victims silence, whether it takes or not will depend on a victims desire to be closely associated with Blohan for literally years to come. Not a pretty thought for most people who are normal. So far no pictures of any beat down either which is slightly suspicious as far as Lindsay’s reign of terror at Fashion Week. We will see, but she’s denying everything. I do believe this is her last Fashion Week, no one wants her to be associated with their brand, which is why Dina wouldn’t give the name of the designer, he or she didn’t want their kind of press.