Linnocent is a drink-throwing, bystander-punching crackhead


As many of you pointed out on yesterday’s Linnocent post, Linnocent was a drunken, cracked-out mess at a party for V Magazine on Wednesday night. The basic gist of the story was that photographer Jasper Rischen was photographing inside the event, as he had been hired to do by V Magazine, probably for a feature in the magazine’s next issue. When Rischen took a photo of or near The Cracken and Mother Crackhead, Linnocent threw a cocktail at Rischen.

He tweeted all about it, writing, “Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for @vmagazine.” And then he called her a C-U-Next-Tuesday. Then, responding to a Linnocent defender, he tweeted: “Youre right, sorry for the c-word. But I’ve never seen such a hostile group in a club before than Lindsay and her friends…I used to always like the girl, without having met, and thought the press overreacted. But she’s simply looking for trouble.” Then he just went all out after getting some nasty tweets, and he put this photo up with the message, “This is when LiLo just threw her drink at me and @CPXSanders. Don’t her friends look lovely”:


Mother Crackhead just sits there, looking at Linnocent like a puppy looks at another puppy who has just snorted a big line of coke.

My absolute favorite thing in the world is this report from New York Magazine about the incident. I adore the added insult of Linnocent “sucker-punching” a bystander. “MOVE THAT PERSON, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN.”

Lindsay Lohan continued on her path of Fashion Week mayhem at last night’s V Magazine Black and White Ball at the Top of the Standard. The crowd (which included Alexander Wang, Carine Roitfeld, and Rachel Zoe) seemed to be in good spirits, when Lohan, without warning, rose from a banquette in a sunken section of the club (where she was sitting with her swashbuckling compatriot from Cynthia Rowley’s show) and sent a drink — still in its glass — sailing over the wall and directly at a cocktail waitress.

After the waitress cleaned herself up, she told The Cut that the soaking had been a case of poor aim. After tossing the glass, Lohan yelled to the waitress, “Not you, him!” indicating a nearby man in a white T-shirt. From there Lohan, accompanied by Rowley and the ill-mannered pirate, nibbled on French fries (she threw those, too) and refused to speak to reporters. She then moved her group to another section of the bar, sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.

Just when it seemed things couldn’t get stranger, the lights came on and the music went off. “She’s bleeding!” yelled a man at the bar. Medics surrounded a brunette woman, lying with her black sheer-stocking-ed legs elevated on a white leather couch, adjacent to where Lohan had been sitting. When they lifted her up to place her on a stretcher, the back of her black dress was soaked in blood. Broken glass, a security guard confirmed after she had been rolled out. By then, the crowd had thinned out.

[From New York Magazine]

Yep. Sounds about right. Don’t you imagine that this is what it’s like to party with Linnocent every night? Every night, crack drama and thrown glasses and blood everywhere and camera flashes. So, so… ugh. She’s just ridiculous. Oh, and here’s Page Six’s version of events:

It was a bloodbath at the Top of the Standard when a Fashion Week partygoer fell on broken glass minutes after Lindsay Lohan pitched a drink at a photographer.

A female guest at the V magazine party in the hotel’s Boom Boom Room on Wednesday night fell onto a table as Carine Roitfeld, Mario Testino, Linda Evangelista, Mary-Kate Olsen, Courtney Love, Alexander Wang, Rose McGowan and Usher partied on.

Multiple witnesses told us that the woman fell from a flight of steps near Lohan’s table. Her tumble caused glass to shatter and cut her arm.

A witness told us: “There was so much blood spurting, it was like a horror movie. The party was packed and blood was spurting onto people’s clothes. Paramedics were called, but they took more than 20 minutes to get there, and a friend held the girl’s arm to try to stop the bleeding.”

The music was turned down and the lights were turned on as staffers tended to the unidentified victim, whom we’re told is OK.

Lohan, partying with her mom, Dina caused a stir moments before by throwing a drink at a guest who tried to get a picture. Photographer Jaspin Rischen said on Twitter: “Wow. Lindsay Lohan is as trashy as they always say. She threw drinks and glasses to me as we tried to take a shot for @vmagazine. [bleep]” But a Lohan rep said, “Lindsay did not throw anything at anyone, plain and simple. Making up stories about Lindsay has become a pastime for many people.”

Lohan then headed to the Electric Room at the Dream Downtown. Once there, she threw a drink at photographer Todd Eberle, which landed on his laptop. Eberle confirmed the incident, telling us with sarcasm, “I’m thrilled to be a part of Ms. Lohan’s colorful history!”

[From Page Six]

OMG. “Lindsay did not throw anything at anyone, plain and simple. Making up stories about Lindsay has become a pastime for many people.” EVERYBODY SAW HER. Everybody saw her throw the glass. But who are you going to believe, The Cracken or the lying eyes of more than a dozen less-cracked-out witness?

And in case you get the impression that Linnocent was simply not in the mood for ANY photos, you’re wrong. She posed by a zebra, looking especially crackie, at the same party.




Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. brin says:

    Crack, coke, blood, booze, and a zebra…sounds like a regular night out for Crackie and Mother Crackhead.

  2. GradStudentEatingHotPockets says:

    Seriously though….why hasn’t anyone just punched her back? She is probably scrappy but she wouldn’t last against someone who was super pissed off.

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    Thus ensuring no future invites to NYFW and said parties.


    The Cracktastic Cracken is out of control and is going to end up seriously hurting or killing someone. This really needs to stop.

    And WHY are people still “inviting” her to their events?!?

  4. Cindy says:

    Is charging her with assault too much to ask?

  5. Cherry Rose says:

    I can’t believe that people still allow her to act this way. She’s not a star anymore. She’s a used up has-been, who only by suspicious methods is still able to retain a somewhat celebrity life-style.

    I am WAITING for the day that Linday will actually get in trouble for acting like this.

    Or even better, the day when Lindsay is denied access from any of these parties and clubs.

  6. Boo says:

    What in the name of all things holy is Cynthia Rowley doing with Lindsay? Cynthia’s handlers ought to issue some sort of damning statement about Lindsay right quick and distance her from this mess before she is cracky by association.

    AndyConda over on TMZ posted this amusing comment:

    “LL’s rep Honig issued a statement: it was not booze in the glass that Lindsay didn’t throw!”

  7. anon1 says:

    Is it wrong to wish that someone would punch her in her smug face?

  8. Tuppiv says:

    How/why does she still get invited to events and parties??

  9. Dominique says:

    @Cherry. Won’t happen. Clubs and parties, while whatever nuisance they may cause at the time, thrive on this kind of attention. They let Lindsay in, she acts wild, party talked about the next day.

  10. dorothy says:

    Lindsay and her mom…. skanks. Both look like they’ve been rode hard and put up wet.

  11. Dawning Red says:

    At this point I’m thinking it’s either a cry for help as LiLo subconsciously – or in her world, UNconsciously – realizes how dismal her life is, or she simply has a death wish. Maybe it’s a combination of the two.

    It’s still a mystery to me why people in NY are even letting them in the doors by now. Surely word has spread about Lady MacMeth and Mother Superior. Maybe they should place a “No shoes, no shirt, any Lohans, no service” sign up. @Dominique, I guess you’re right, but when the customers are assaulted on a regular basis by the same group of losers, at some point people are going to up and leave when Lindsay walks in, and there go your profits and tips for the sake of LiLo and her party. And I’m willing to hazard a guess that Lohan isn’t a good tipper.

  12. Poison Ivy says:

    America what are you waiting for? Lock this b*tch up!!! I can’t take it anymore. I have the urge to just slap the crap out of that slut!

  13. Lenore says:

    This is going to sound like a sick joke: I promise you it’s not. Hear me out.

    Let’s face it, the Lohan saga is not going to end until she dies. There is nobody around her who cares enough to tell her what an addicted, entitled, abusive, nasty piece of work she’s turned into. Maybe she’s going to peg out young from an overdose or picking a fight with the wrong person, or from crashing her car into something more substantial than a stroller.

    If she’s lucky, she’ll live long enough to go into Sunset Boulevard mode (she already looks the part), still deluding herself that she’s a start, hanging on like grim death six decades after her last movie, whoring herself out to Eurotrash or appearing on reality TV and celebrity game shows, finding Jesus, finding Buddha, finding Kabbala, finding a rock under the sofa and going back to crack again: one of those drug-addled survivors nobody can believe hasn’t died yet.

    If it’s the first option – if she dies next week – can we please not do the u-turn and all start wringing our hands about how sad it is?

    If you want to mourn the loss of a young talent, mourn it now, because sparky young redhead Linds has been dead a long time. Please God when she does croak, don’t everybody start whining about how sad it is. She’s a grown woman who’s been handed more than enough wake-up calls and shots at rehab than anyone should need, and not only does she not accept that she has ANY problems, she and her “people” continue to blame her every flaw on everyone else.

    Sorry, I’m just not looking forward to LiLo getting a Winehousing she doesn’t deserve. [/rant]

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    Mornin’ ladies! I’m still stuck in mod jail.

    The look WO is giving Linnocent looks like a watered (that’s “vodka’d” in Blohanese) down look I’d give one of my misbehaving children.

    Right before I took them to the bathroom for a little hand-to-butt chat.

    ETA: Poison Ivy, as tempting as that may be, the contact high alone could kill you. Wear gloves!

  15. Judy says:

    Isn’t Crackie violating probation? She has SEVERE issues and is dangerous–seems to get off on physically attacking people. She could have killed someone by throwing that drink. She belongs locked up.

  16. teehee says:

    Poor kiddo will only grow more and more insecure without the structure, order, and confidence that a solid ground brings, in her life.
    She’ll only get more aggressive and touchy like a dog backed into a corner, the worse she lets herself willingly become, because she knows, and we all know, that its no good.
    Funny how our egos will lead us to think we want to be free and do as we please, yet we suffer and decay without restraint and discipline.
    This kid needs to grow confidence in herself and that would be through knowing where she stands, not just what her whim is.

  17. mannequin says:

    Lohan has never learned how to dress, act, take a bath or live with integrity. She’s laughable; Mama mess and Baby crack.

  18. NotThatLinnocent says:

    I’m thinking she doesn’t have a lot of time left. She seems to just be in total free fall now. The sad thing that her “mother” is just standing by and watching it happen, while continuing to make excuse after excuse. I really wish she had someone around her who cared and could help save her.

  19. Victoria says:

    Oh this poor girl! She looks horrible and out partying with LOOSER mom? When Amy Winehouse died I was totally surprised it wasnt Lohans death announcment.

  20. NeNe says:

    She is a mess, plain and simple. Her career is just about over now. She is still behaving like the self entitled little twit she is. She is over and done with, and as you can see, mommy dearest is always around hanging onto her coattails. Too bad they are no longer what they used to be. Lindsanity is a complete dried up, druggie, hasbeen. They need to lock her up and throw away the key, and her mother needs to be committed for standing by and doing nothing while her daughter spirals out control. In my eyes, Dina is making Michael look like the better parent.

    By the way, I just now heard the Pitbull song “Give me Everything”, and I see nothing wrong with him putting her name into the song. It isn’t like he is lying, she has been locked up. He isn’t defaming her, because she already took care of doing that all by herself. Also, there is such a thing as freedom of speech.

  21. Sara says:

    I love her drama. She’s fighting tooth and nail not be totally forgotten like so many other actresses, hello Misha Barton, and it works.

    Does anyone think she’s ever going to be in another film again?

    On a side note, whatever she did to her face is really terrible. Lots of actresses drink and smoke and get work done but Linds looks terrible. I remember when she was so pretty and fresh. I really feel like the camera doesn’t like her anyone. She always looks awful.

    How can someone be so skinny and look so bloated at the same time?

    The blonde hair isn’t doing her any favors either.

  22. gee says:

    @teehee I think you’re exactly right. I honestly do wish she would get well, but omg her sh_t is crazy. I love the crack shenanigans from Linnocent.

  23. e.non says:

    lenore — nicely stated.

    her eyes have looked dead in the last couple of days.

    she’s lasted much longer than i expected — she must have a hell of a constitution. but the way she’s looking, she’ll be dead within a year.

    i wonder how much life insurance dina has on her.

  24. Innocent says:

    No one was injured and no one filed anything in relation to the incident.
    If the probation office mentions online reports in their latest report it will just provide more proof that they are singling Lindsay out for unfair treatment.

  25. Boo says:

    @Lenore: If she dies, it will be sad. Very sad that she wasted her life, very sad that she chose drugs and booze over anything of value, very sad that her early celebrity led her down a road of self-destruction, very sad that she had a host of online and real-life enablers, paid and non-paid, who would make any excuse for her self-destructive behavior and bend every rule to the breaking point to protect her from her rightful consequences (consequences from which she may have learned how to live), very sad that the legal system couldn’t be bothered to help her help herself in any substantive way, very sad that her downward, fatal spiral was witnessed by the whole watching, pointing world and signed off on by her own mother. These things will ALWAYS be sad. That doesn’t mean that her current behavior is acceptable or in any way non-snarkworthy. She is a nasty, skanky, entitled, violent, loser-ass crackmess. Her current state of being is loathsome, but it is also sad in its way. And if she dies, that will be sad, too.

  26. Frank says:

    Lenore is right. Right now is the time to be sad for Lindsay… the last few posts with the photos for proof show how much sense has been lost.

    Is there ANYONE around her who is trying to help? or is it all just human sponges surrounding her? soaking up every cent and draining all her energy, until she turns to being simply a cokewhore that loses her mind and her life.
    I still have hope for her.
    She needs to get away from everyone she knows and get clean for a couple years. I lost my habit by moving away from the city and being secluded, might work for her too.

  27. Cherry Rose says:

    @Innocent – Woman, are you daft!? I’m quite sure that the LA court system would be quite happy to be rid of dealing with Lindsay and all her shenanigans. However, even you must conclude that the only reason that Lindsay is still on probation is because of her own doing.

    She didn’t complete her alcohol classes for her DUI, even after getting a year extension for those, so because of that, Lindsay was put in jail.

    For a part of her probation, Lindsay was required to be drug tested. And what happens? Lo and behold, Lindsay fails a drug test.

    Lindsay decides to check herself into rehab in order to stay out of jail, and the judge keeps her there until January 3.

    While Lindsay is at rehab, she assualts one of the staff.

    She gets out of rehab, and thinks that she can just steal a necklace, of which there is video evidence and gets charged with felony shoplifting (or whatever they call it).

    Lindsay originally decides to go to trial, but then realizes that she could do a year in prison, so decides to take the plea deal.

    She gets put on house arrest, and is giving her 480 hrs of community service, which of today the numbers completed are still very low.

    Now, any logical person reading all this will come to the conclusion that Lindsay is very stupid and puts herself into trouble with the law, NOT because the LA court system just wants to pick on her.

    But you Innocent, you really take the cake. And honestly, how can you be a fan of someone who is so rude, arrogant, entitled, and a loser?

  28. Ruby Red Lips says:

    OMG! I admit I did feel sympathy for her in the last post but hey after reading this I just feel pity…and disbelief that Dina was just sitting there watching all this cr*p unfold as Linnocent behaved like some cheap trailer trash violent criminal…

    Linnocent is way beyond help & @ Innocent think you may be too with your ridiculous positive spin on this mess

    @ Boo (#25 – can’t read your name properly) but I absolutely agree with everything you said

    Going to go dive into the vodka vat now and get rid of any shred of sympathy I may feel for the crackie ;)

  29. bagladey says:

    I’m outraged that this hooligan thinks she can go around throwing glasses at people. Just who does this punk think she is? What would have happenened if that glass had hit the waitress in the face/eye? Throwing drinks on people is scummy enough but when you start throwing glasses that’s poor hooliganism, and it should have been met with like behaviour: That waitress had every right to go over to Lindsay and punch her ass out, really reign some blows on her, blacken her eye, break her nose, knock out a tooth. Is Lindsay allowed to get away with treating people like this because they are working at these events and she is a “guest”? Dina has no control what-so-ever over Lindsay’s behaviour, she just sits there with absolutely no expression on her face. I’m sick of Lindsay and her fucking attitude and it’s time for someone to put her in her place – publicly.

  30. sassenach says:

    @ Kaiser, you should check out Bryan Boy tweets. He says that Lindsay crashed Marc Jacobs show last night was thrown out!

  31. Seal Team 6 says:

    When you are on probation, you are NOT allowed to break laws. Like take drugs, public drunkenness, assault.

  32. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “I really feel like the camera doesn’t like her anyone.”

    Sara, you make a good point that I’ve been thinking for a while.

    even with all of the drinking, drugging, smoking, partying and tanning, she almost always managed to take a good picture. I remember looking at pics of her and thinking “HOW can she still look so good?”

    and I think that LL herself was deluded by this…as in, “I can drink/smoke/drug as much as I want because I still look hot in pictures”…but…it’s now caught up with her. She DOESN’T look so good anymore, even when she’s got a team of stylists for a photo shoot.

    Her hair is scraggy and stringy and looks literally like Barbie hair, but she sees a HOT HOT HOT blonde in the mirror.

    Her skin is dirty and smeared orange, but she sees a HOT HOT HOT tanned blonde.

    Her nose appears to becoming more pointy, very likely collapsing due to her drug use…but she stills sees that HOT HOT HOT blonde in the mirror.

    and as long as she keeps getting into parties like this, she’s going to keep thinking she’s relevant. And as long as she keeps her mother in her circle, she’s going to keep hearing “you’re FINE, lindz…the whole world is out to get us Lohans. It’s THEM, honey, not us.”

    if she were a nicer person, I think we WOULD all feel bad for her, but she’s SUCH A F*CKING C*NT that no one does.

  33. Ben says:

    @Lenore I’ve been thinking about this kind of stuff too, since obviously this one-woman crime-wave is dancing dangerously close to the edge. All the obituaries are written, no exaggeration. I sort of agree with you, but I’d put it differently. It’s not that death isn’t always sad, it’s just that I foresee the tone suddenly switching to sympathy, or regret over wasted (and alleged) talent, whereas right now it’s a collective eyeroll. I think people are going to build her up as some romanticised figure in retrospect, when the truth is she was merely “fine” in Mean Girls, of which Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, Lizzy Caplan etc were the real breakouts. They’re going to try and pretend she ever meant anything near as much as Amy and Heath did to their respective fields.

    Anyway, Cracked out Crackhead is Crackie. Same news, different day. I’ve been trying to check her Twitter for a hilarious denial, but no luck so far. I bet she’s busy feeling really ashamed, then hitting the pipe to numb the self-inflicted pain. Sad, sad.

  34. echolocate says:

    @Innocent, even if Lindsay wasn’t arrested (as yet) for her actions, all of them are illegal. That her mother sat lazily by and allowed her to act that way rather than calming her down and getting her out of that environment speaks volumes about how much she truly cares about her daughter and not her own access to fame and perks. After all, an arrest or criminal complaint would definitely jeopardize Lindsay’s probation. And, at a minimum, it seems plausible that her drink throwing was the proximate cause of the woman’s injury. That’s a civil case, as are any of the other damages she caused (laptop). The unlucky punch-ee may not have been injured, so a civil suit may yield little, but that’s another tort.

    Dina’s body language in the first photo says it all. When your daughter is in the middle of mayhem she’s caused and you’re blase about it, it looks like mayhem is the norm. Bodes poorly for Lindsay’s future.

    If Dina’s lucky, she will lose neither daughter this year. But both have dead eyes, and I’m worried for them myself. Shame she isn’t.

    Edited to add: Why doesn’t Dina get some friends of her own? That might help.

  35. tmbg says:

    It wouldn’t take much. One slap and she’d probably pass out. The girl can barely stand.

    My mom would be so ashamed if I behaved like this. She’d disown me.

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    Innocent, you are entirely correct in that Linnocent has been treated unfairly.

    If her ass was anyone else NON-NOTORIOUS she’d have been in jail or committed a long, long, L-O-N-G time ago.

    ps – Isn’t there anyone in NY willing to throw a glass at her, just so she sees what it’s like to be on the receiving end of her BS?

  37. Ben says:

    By the way, since there’s such a wealth of Lohan-related fuckery to comment on these days, nobody’s even mentioned the obvious – addicts (recovering or not) should never put themselves in tempting situations like clubs. She will have been told this over and over again.

    Since she’s fine with getting her cracked out picture taken but still tried to assault this guy, I’m guessing she just didn’t want proof out there of all the alcohol she and her friends were drinking. The pic the photographer Twittered showed beers, champagne, probably more.

    Apart from the addiction though, she just seems like a terrible human being who’d stab a kitten for attention / drugs / cash.

  38. ShanKat says:

    Cynthia Rowley is the genius in all of this. She’s hosted Lindsay and her people all week. I think this will end up paying off for her. I hadn’t thought of her in years…but now, I’m sort of interested in seeing if her stuff is cute. In 2 years, she’ll be may-juh again. (She hopes.) No such thing as bad PR!

    Dina is the worst kind of asshole. Her daughter is dying, she just watches, cokey-faced. So gross.

    Throwing drinks in glasses should carry a death penalty. This might all work itself out.

  39. Sillyone says:

    @Lenore-I promise you I won’t be the one saying oh what a waste of talent. I will be the first to post Thank god, it’s about time..(I already have a reservation in hell so I am ok saying such stuff.)

    The only thing I do hope is someone punches her in the face a couple of times before she croaks.

  40. Boo says:

    No one hits her back or throws glasses back at her because everyone knows if they did, Shawn Holley would magically appear, swoop down out of the ceiling, and instantly press charges and file every kind of lawsuit ever invented, all of which would stick high and hard, and Lohan would once again emerge as “victim.”

  41. Faye says:

    Boo, I completely agree with you. I also agree with Lenore. This is probably going to end just one way.

  42. Seal Team 6 says:

    I actually think WO has a bit of a “WTF” look on her face.

  43. The Truth Fairy says:

    The best part to me was that she threw the drink at a photographer who was taking her picture. A VMagazine photographer, hired by VMagazine to take photos at the VMagazine event that Lohan crashed!!!!

    And this a-hole didn’t even bother to apologize to the waitress – she just grunts out some cavewoman sentence fragment. If I were the waitress I would have called the police and had her arrested for assault. That would look great on her probation report!

  44. Seal Team 6 says:

    She crashed Marc Jacobs party, and he had her tossed out ASAP.

    I do not get Cynthia Rowley hanging with the Twin Tweaks.

  45. OhMyMy says:

    Alert….Cynthia Rowley has fallen under the Cracken’s spell.

    Repeat…Emergency Alert….Cynthia Rowley has fallen under the Cracken’s spell!!!

    Marc Jacobs please schedule a one-on-one and talk her down.

  46. Lisa says:

    @Kaiser- I have a friend who works at a store in Georgetown in DC. He told me that Michael Lohan came into the store earlier this week and his card was declined!! This family will do anything to get money including Lindsay. I bet she wanted to provoke the photographer so he could react and she could sue him for $$$$

  47. Judy says:

    @Innocent: Also saying hi Dina. You are responsible for enabling Crackie’s bad behavior, and YOU need to get out of the limelight…no one is interested in you. Had to laugh that you “requested” to be on The Talk in person rather than just speaking on the phone. Getting that “not relevant” feeling? Listen to it.

  48. Original Tiffany says:

    1. The first pic. OMG, I love it. Hello occifer, we are totally shober…

    2. Cynthia Rowley sat at that table and watched it go down? Isn’t she kind of a “prudish” designer. I’m surprised.

    3. Dina’s face in the second pic while her precious girl goes off just says drugs are yummy, what’s my lil’ Cracken doin’ over there?

    4. Throwing a glass should be some sort of assault or attempted murder-you could totally kill or blind or maim someone.

    5. She better not get the Amy tribute. Amy had talent and died with no drugs around. The Cracken will not go out that way.

    Gorgeous makeup, tanning and general classy look on Linds as usual.

  49. Sillyone says:

    @Seal Team is there a link for the Marc Jacobs?

  50. Quest says:

    ….wake me up when it is over

  51. Bess says:

    For the life of me, I can’t figure out why the waitress and the two photographers haven’t filed some sort of charges against Linnocent. If someone threw a drink at me while I was working, I’d call the police ASAP. What’s up with these people?

  52. Cirque28 says:

    In the top photo, Dina is like the hottest 90 year old in the nursing home.

    And Lindsay… Well, if God wanted us to keep our eyes open all the way, he wouldn’t have made eyelids SO darn heavy.

  53. Seal Team 6 says:

    “Innocent”: what Lindsay did is legally considered assault. You don’t have to be “injured” for it to be considered assault.

    And, it’s digusting that the filing of charges is all you care about.

    Enjoy the insurance money.

    There are none so blind…

  54. RocketMerry says:

    @Cherry Rose, thanks for the recap, I fraking lost count. It seems like every day she has a new crack-drama to show proudly to the world!

    @Innocent. Honestly, who are you? I’m seriously puzzled. Are you Dina? You certainly have the Lohan delusion, so it could be. I don’t think you’re Lindsay, since you are capable of writing in somewhat comprehensible English. You do seem to know a pretty good deal of Lindsay’ s legal trouble, yet it was pointed out by Seal Team that you’ve been wrong in juridical terms. I’m baffled. Please, please tell me you are NOT simply a fan. How could anybody admire someone like that? Hmmm. Wait: are you one of those “friends” that circle around Lindsay waiting to feast on her dead corpse? Some sort of PR person?
    See. This is actually the most entertaining thing about Lindsay Lohan by now. Guessing who could be so deluded to still call her Innocent.

  55. Seal Team 6 says:


    It was, for sure, on a few people’s tweets. I’ll find one.

  56. Roma says:

    Innocent is just a very misguided fan but you can tell by her writing that even she is beginning to see how bad it’s getting.

    I’m just disgusted to see Dina high on cocaine in every picture while Lindsay looks like she has switched so something heavier. Dina clearly can’t admit to Lindsay’s problems because A. she was probably the one to introduce her to coke and B. it would require her to come clean as well.

    Remember when Demi Lovato went to rehab for a variety of issues (including rumoured cocaine use)? Her mom went in too.

  57. the original bellaluna says:

    Yup. WO has a stake in that life insurance money, and she’s already put Ali on the ho stroll in the meantime. (Gotta have a back-up plan, ya know.) ;)

    Vile, vile female. (Because “woman” is too kind a term for whatever she is.)

  58. Innocent says:

    No one would have got that sentence in 2010 for a minor probation violation and the only reason Lindsay is still on “formal” probation :p is because of it.

    I am just a fan and my username is only “Innocent” because i’ve been posting since last year and can’t change it now.
    Again not Dina and i don’t even watch “The Talk”. However i do think that Dina could have came across better on Wendy Williams.

  59. Bess says:

    There’s some kind of sick, enabling, co-dependency stuff going on between Linnocent and White Oprah. WO needs Linnocent for money, “connections” and “fame”. Linnocent needs WO to enable her behavior, lie for her in public, and tell her that she’s the “real star”.

    Linnocent doesn’t have a chance of being sober unless she cuts White Oprah off.

    Edit: Here are some photos of the 3 Lohan females out for White Oprah’s birthday. Ali still looks like a zombie.

  60. Incredulous says:

    Where was the security for this party? It doesn’t reflect well on them that they did not throw Lohan out. (Also I love the term The Cracken)

    At this point, people are in full-on enablement of her behaviour. Robert Downey Jr would have been imprisoned a few times over by this point.

  61. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    With the tantrumming and the aging effects of plastic surgery I don’t know if Lindsay is 25 going on 50 or 25 going on two. Also if she behaves like this towards waitstaff I wonder if Linds gets a lot of fun in her food and drinks.

  62. Lenore says:

    September 16th, 2011 at 9:27 am

    “@Lenore I sort of agree with you, but I’d put it differently. It’s not that death isn’t always sad, it’s just that I foresee the tone suddenly switching to sympathy, or regret over wasted (and alleged) talent, whereas right now it’s a collective eyeroll. I think people are going to build her up as some romanticised figure in retrospect…They’re going to try and pretend she ever meant anything near as much as Amy and Heath did to their respective fields.”

    Exactly – I’m not sure my original comment was clear on this (I do try to keep ‘em short sometimes, but just end up incoherent!).

    When Amy Winehouse died, there was a sudden chance in attitude to her – a couple of months earlier, people were laughing at her trainwreck existence, the same people who popped up to lament how tragic the loss was. I mean, it’s natural. Death IS always a terrible thing. But that didn’t stop people pointing and laughing before she died, even when people were openly predicting her demise – that’s what bugs me.

    I just want everyone to remember – when Lohan finally pops it – don’t start pretending like we weren’t all pointing and laughing and ragging on this woman, watching as she aged in dog years, raging as she slipped through the legal system’s fingers. Don’t start harping on the difficulty of breaking an addiction, or how hard it must be if your parents are turd sculptures in clothes, or how kleptomania is an illness, or how Hollywood chews people up and spits them out. Don’t start saying this stuff AFTER she’s gone, if you’re happy enough NOW to take the piss out of her.

  63. GiGi says:

    Well, a “partygoer” has reached out to Just Jared and basically denied EVERYTHING that multiple people tweeted live about.

    He even does a fact/fiction post:

  64. Kloops says:

    How much longer are we going to be subjected to this asshat? She’s irrelevant, untalented and horrifying to look at. She’s like a cockroach. I wish the whole family would disappear. They are gross.

  65. eileen says:

    @GradStudentEatingHotPockets Set me next to her and I will go ahead and take care of that for ya.

  66. kieslwoski says:

    Like the posters above after reading this I really wish someone would just smack her right in that bloated, self entitled, cracked out face.

    SHe is such a loser!

    Although makes for great (albeit dangerous) cracked out entertainment, I must say.

  67. Seal Team 6 says:


    Oh, i bet a “partygoer” has no connection at all with The Cracken and her Cracked-Out Enablers (yeah, you TOO, Cynthia Rowley — I mean, wtf?).

  68. Boo says:

    NY Mag says the Marc Jacobs party was held at a hotel owned by Lindsay’s current employer (her position: Head BJ-Giver (see what i did there?) Vikram Chatwal, and here is their story:

  69. logan says:

    any news on this family is about as old and tiring as their faces look.

  70. taxi says:

    Since this is what Cynthia Rowley wants as an attention-getter, I won’t be buying any more of her stuff. Courtney Love, an Olsen twin, 2 Lohans? Why was Evangelista with this crowd?

    I won’t read about LL again until it’s an obit.

  71. bluhare says:

    @lenore: I totally agree with you. I won’t be sad if she dies before she finally figures it out. I do hope, however, that some of this stuff plays into her court activities. She’s got some sort of hearing coming up, right?

    This has got way beyond a joke. It’s tawdry and disgusting.

  72. hottathanholywatta says:

    please just die already Lindsay!!!!! So sick of this riduclous white trash behaviour

  73. newtsgal says:

    I am soooo over this crazy bitch….I wish she would just die already!!

  74. the original bellaluna says:

    Mitch Buchanan – Not to be a smart-ass, but I think it’s “25 going on 50 or 50 going on 2.” (Since she does look 50, at least.) :D

    Wait a tic…I thought I read that she got kicked out of or was denied access to the Marc Jacobs party.

    Gigi – Since at least 3 members of the Clan of the Crackhead were there, I’m bettin’ it was one of them!

  75. 4Real says:

    Is assault not a crime in NY?? LOCK THIS ENTITLED COKE’D OUT TRASH UP already!

    Second that eileen! I’d go from 0 to ghetto on that ho in about 2.2 seconds.

  76. Jackson says:

    I hope she gets into a real fight with someone and they smack the entitlement right out of her. And I hope it’s all on film. It still astounds me that people are willing to invite her to their events. I know it gets them free publicity but is it really worth it? I’m about ready to boycott anything that lets itself be associated with her nasty ass.

  77. Nemesis Rose says:

    @Boo: Ha! You don’t want to piss off Miss J that’s for sure. Hilarious.

    And isn’t throwing glasses which could be dangerous, ’cause you know, they’re made of GLASS, considered at the very least, disorderly conduct? Just lock her up! I’m so tired of her antics.

    @Lenore: I will not be sad when she dies. I’m hoping for a murder/suicide between her and White Oprah. That would be awesome!

  78. Francesca says:

    She’s living ‘Valley of the Dolls’…

  79. Seal Team 6 says:

    Remember: you do not have to “injure” anyone to assault someone. You don’t have to blacken their eye, bruise them, or even hit them. It comes down to actions and intent. In some states, even making a sudden forward movement to someone is assault, and you are allowed to defend yourself using physical force.

    I do not know what the NYC assault laws are.

    Also, being drug or on another drug is NOT a legit excuse in this country, unless you were somehow forced to be intoxicated.
    That poor waitress didn’t want to get fired or blacklisted. i wish a biggie like Gloria Allred would get involved. I’m serious. Even Shaun can’t handle Allred.

  80. MissyA says:

    I haven’t had an opportunity to read all the comments yet (but I will!), but I just wanted to share my favorite part of the story. . .

    After she assaults the waitress with a shot glass, she growls, “Not you – him!, and points to some other jerk-off at the party.

    Like that somehow constitutes an apology.
    Or even a justification for her wildly inappropriate actions.
    Grade-A mental disorder raging in this one.

    Which begs the question: How do Mommy Dearest and her hangers-on cope? Do they take the abuse as services rendered for cocaine binges? Or do they give as good as they get before they’re “dismissed” in favor of more subservient fanfare?

    I know I personally can’t stand to be in the general vicinity of someone in the throws of a manic bout of depression-fueled anger. It’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. So are these people grinning and bearing it for party favors, or are they enjoying “dinner and a show”? Riddles. . .

  81. Juliette says:

    Here’s the link the Marc Jacobs article. What a bunch of losers this family are. So gross. I would love to see someone retaliate when she acted like that. Bitch did that to me she be picking her teef off the floor.

    Stupid bitch.

  82. LeeLoo says:

    God, I would love to see her inside an NYC prison. It will make her realize she’s been getting the posh treatment in CA.

  83. xxodettexx says:

    loving the crack-tailgate comments [minus dina, i mean, "innocent's"]

    i WISH this psychopath would assault ME… i would put an end to her crack-drama days by having her arrested and FOLLOWING through on the criminal actions in court… my attorneys would HAPPILY help me in my civil trial as well… i only wish others werent so willing to be bought off by the Craken!

  84. boo says:

    I can’t even! I don’t know what to say, why is she here? Who would invite this tramp to anything? This is going to end so badly, I can’t even watch any more. I’m out.

  85. kieslwoski says:

    Guys look at this Crack Mother Dina Lohan gives an interview this is just too much, watch and be disgusted and the shit she spews, and Dlisted commentary is proceless:

  86. OhMyMy says:

    Thanks for posting that article link Juliette.

    There is no shame in Crackieland.

  87. Belle Epoch says:

    Even though I know all this about Linnocent and WO, I’m STILL shocked at the mother.

    Maybe Lindsay regresses even more when her mommy is around. She sounds like a drunken 3 year old, which is not a good thought in any way.

    There was a line in some Parenting movie – you need a license to FISH, you need a license to DRIVE, but anybody can have a baby.

  88. anjasmomma says:

    She is such a mess. Her actions, her face, and her dress! On a positive note I really like her shoes.

  89. Stubbylove says:

    Her tits are scaring me in that dress – I wonder if she’s gettin’ any booty after her crackhead/drunken outings. Now THAT is a horrifying visual to consider.

  90. DreamyK says:

    I’ve lost count of how many stories I have read about LiLo throwing drinks on people. Now she’s throwing the drink AND the glasses. Someday soon someone will say enough is enough and put a beatdown on that girl for all her party fouls.

  91. Madisyn says:

    Mornin or should I say afternoon to all my fellow Crack Cliquers, I see were all here. Its Friday, Blohan is pulling a ‘Lohan’, meaning its time for a cracktini. . . or two.

    I came on here at 3 hours ago and between reading the story, the comments, the link posts, I’m finally done.

    Let’s start with everybodys FAVORITE poster, Innocent. At first I thought I was too sober and didn’t read Innocents comment correctly because she left a link to a post about Blohan’s rotten behavior and wasn’t commenting on her court case. I immediately thought, “OMG, check the vodka vat to make sure Hell hasn’t frozen over and our wonderful ‘pool’ was now an ‘ice rink’”. I looked up in the sky and saw no little pink piggies, so I took a deep breath, did a ‘shot of delusion’ and went to the link. Lo and behold its probably the only article on the internet denying Blohan had anything to do with anything.

    OK, all is right with the world, the vodka pool is fine, and I’m going to have another cracktini. Anyone want to join me?

    Does it not shock anyone that the only link Innocent posted regarding Blohans atrocious behavior is the only article denying Blohan’s involvment? The New York Observer had a couple of denials in regards to Blohans behavior when every single other news story, article, gossip blog, and eyewitness accounts state the exact opposite. Ali and Dina must be very, very busy this morning posting denials all over the internet. Must be an exausting job.

    Onto those wonderful posters who want charges brought or an arrest to be made. Unless someone files a complaint, charges won’t be brought and the police won’t investigate. Blohans court appearance come Oct. 19th won’t be able to act. Rumor, gossip, and innuendo do not count in a court of law. Unfortunately for us. Her time will come, its only a matter of time.

    Touche Lenore, concur.

  92. Bess says:


    Agree with what you’re saying, but why don’t any of these people: the two photographers and the waitress, grow a set & press charges against Linnocent???? It’s not like there aren’t any witnesses to back them up. I can’t figure it out.

  93. Meanchick says:

    Let me know when she OD’s.

  94. Madisyn says:


    The only reason I can think of is they don’t want to get involved with her ‘crack drama’. Remember, these people have careers and want to make a name for themselves and don’t want the ‘taint’ of a ‘Lohan’. Plus their employers probably think, ‘leave well enough alone’ in regards to having a negative afilliation with anything ‘Lohan’.

    BTW, you guys have to go to the top of the page here on CB and watch Dina’s coked out, delusional, hilarious interview. Its the bomb.

  95. anne_000 says:

    Dina is just a horrible mother, isn’t she…

  96. Gizmerelda says:

    Over-priveledged bitch whore from hell!

    How about a whip round and we pay out a contract on her? I am in for 20 bucks. Anyone care to join me or better yet take the hit for 20? Am good for it ;-)

  97. Seal Team 6 says:

    Posted w/o comment:

    I have it confirmed it with someone I know in the legal field in NYC: throwing a drink at someone, sans glass, is definitely assault. That’s without the glass.

  98. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Innocent. – I have only one more question for you… You say you’re just a fan of Linnocent, so for what reasons exactly are you a fan of Crackie???

  99. Liamarie says:

    Innocent, your link states that “Well, she threw a drink at a photographer…” So, yeah. Whatever.

    I have a Lohan story from about 2 years ago. Before I hooked up with my now husband, I was dating this guy who is an indie musician. He was playing at a small, divey, but popular club in the East Village and I was sitting at a table near the stage (his reserved table). Lohan walks in, walks up to my table (where I am sitting with friends) and tells us to move. “You’re sitting where I want to sit and I’m a someone and you’re… not.” I explain that we are not leaving and she goes to get the manager. Of course, the manager comes over, realizes that we’re friends of Joe’s, and tells her to find somewhere else to sit. She storms out, enablers in tow, telling the manager that she is going to “ruin him.” He just laughed and said he’d been ruined by better people than her.

  100. bluhare says:

    @Ruby Red Lips: Excellent question. I hope Innocent answers it. But then she’s usually post and run so I doubt it.

  101. randand00 says:

    What has LiLo done to her face…? She just looks weird. Sad really.

  102. Boo says:

    Hey, revelers–it’s Friday evening here on the East Coast! Lindsay’s violent behavior seems to be escalating. Wonder what the weekend will hold? I’m hoping for a new mug shot–but no INNOCENT victims.

  103. Madisyn says:

    Ruby Red

    Wanted to catch you before you went nighty night. Did you see Dina’s ‘audition tape’ for DWTS interview here on CB? It gives new meaning to ‘nutjob’. I’m with Bluhare, she won’t answer and if she does, it’ll be beyond vague.


    “From your EARS to God’s LIPS” will a ‘mugshot’ be forthcoming.

  104. VintageBum says:

    It must be hard to stay relevant…. or at least she makes it look that way.

  105. Shy says:

    I don’t understand why they keep letting her in. If any ordinary person will show up at those parties then they would not let her. But why they let Lohan in there? They should stoop her at the doors.

  106. Kim says:

    He should press charges. She is such trash but with a mother who sits by and lets her daughter act like this are we seriously suprised she turned out to be such a mess? Her 15 mins will be over soon and no one will want to photograph her.

  107. Susie #1 says:

    When I saw the first picture of Cynthia Rowley posing with Lindsay at her show, I thought “poor woman forced to be polite in front of photographers on her big day”. But now the party pictures. Everyone there really were enablers and should be ashamed. My daughter just bought a new Cythia Rowley comforter etc. and I found a great sweater at Marshall’s, but I’ll never look at her brand again without remembering Lindsay’s “friends” sitting there watching her out of control behavior. She looks like a drunk high school slut who thinks those who hang around her are her friends. So sad.

  108. Susie #1 says:

    Those boobs are scary. And it looks like someone could get hurt if those girls get to close to a pin. And why are her shoes wearing condoms?

  109. Innocent says:

    @Ruby Red Lips
    I love most of Lindsay’s music and movies with the exception of IKWKM. Even although in Machete her character is initially explicit i love the way she redeems herself.

  110. Nemesis Rose says:

    I have no respect for this Jasper Rischen anymore. Maybe he’s doing it for employment purposes, but ugh! He posted this on his twitter this morning:

    “OK. I don’t think anyone intended this to blow up this much @lindsaylohan, let’s go for a drink and talk it over. My treat this time.”

    Sorry, but anyone who sucks up to a Lohan is a pu**y. If anyone threw a drink at me while I was trying to work wouldn’t be able to talk anything over with me the next day, ’cause I’d have punched their teeth down their throats that night.

  111. skeptical says:

    agree with Nemesis Rose.
    Crap like THAT is why this slag keeps getting off. Somehow she gets her victims to basically say they deserved it.

  112. Ben says:

    She taints everyone.

    I’m really fucking bummed out right now – I’m in my first week at uni (college) and I just spent an hour talking to the most awesome friend I’ve made about her uncle abusing her. Some people have problems and are still amazing people. Some people have problems, and (through at least *some* fault of their own – fuck off Innocent) are terrible, terrible human beings. Don’t waste my fucking time, Lindsay. Deny, deny, deny, you are still the most awful addict I’ve ever even READ about. And this is from someone who, aged 14, had to pick his mother off the floor multiple times.

  113. Nemesis Rose says:

    @Ben: I agree with you. Despite anyone’s hardships and past, there’s no shame in asking for and accepting help, but at some point you have to step up and take control of your life. Part of that is accepting help, but part of that is accepting responsibility for your life in every capacity.

    That’s why I hate Lindsay so much. She never accepts responsibility for anything, and therefore is never held accountable ’cause she’s able to throw the “Pity Party”; “I had a terrible childhood, I’m an addict, The paparazzi are out to get me. I was a child actress. Boo Hoo!” She’s pathetic, and there are so many people out there who have it WAY worse than she does who are good kind people, who are making a difference in this world, who would jump at any chance Lindsay pissed away to change their life, so screw you Lohan!

    Sorry about your Mom btw. Good luck at school! (Are you Scottish? Just Uni reminds me of the movie “The Crow Road”. )

  114. Memphis says:

    If it was me little Miss Lohan had thrown a glass at, she would without a doubt know the meaning of swift justice…One day in a alcohol fueled, coked out rage she will mess with the wrong person and I for one will feel nothing but complete and utter joy when crackie is knocked down many, many notches.

    I can’t believe people still let her in the damn door. WHO? Who I ask you would want Crackie and her herpes crew within 100 yards of any event?

  115. proudly Nigerian says:

    In all of this I have only one question,pls oblige me…
    Why is her mum called White Oprah?????

  116. OhMyMy says:

    I hope she enjoyed this year’s NYFW. She’ll probably be stopped at the airport next year.

  117. OhMyMy says:

    @produly Nigerian: This is copied from a NY Post article from back in 2007:

    OK! magazine also recently reported that Dina – who claims her friends call her the “white Oprah” – was vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s spot on “The View.”

    I believe it originated from an interview she did where she was (trying) to defend why she was going to clubs partying with Lindsay and her friends when LL was still underage at the time. All her friends love me they ask me for advice all the time….something along that line hence the “White Oprah” name.

    The continued use of it, of course, is a JOKE not a compliment.

  118. Andrew says:

    Talkin’ of cokeheads, Clooney’s ex is asking italians to vote her on DWTS! Yesterday she gave interviews against Italy, now she ask for help! Crazy bitch!

  119. the original bellaluna says:

    proudly Nigerian – In an interview, Dina claimed that all her kids’ friends came to her for advice, so she was like the “White Oprah.”

    After all, she did birth St. Linnocent “The Persecuted” Blohan, Patron Saint of Crack-heads, Blow-hounds, and Booze Mongers the world over.

    (I know…scary, right?)

  120. Leah says:

    They are almost beyond repair now, it’s not even funny anymore. They need help. She is holding Lindsay up in that picture. They need to stay home.

  121. Kelly says:

    I’m with @taxi – I refuse to read another article about her antics and crimes (and it’s ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING that no-one will intervene to stop her substance abuse, self-mutilation, larceny and assaults). I will read her obituary and think, “It’s really a pity that no-one intervened to stop her substance abuse, self-mutilation, larcenous behavior, and assaults.”

    Cynthia Rowley is a has-been; she probably figured Lindsay would give her some publicity (great job!). Either that, or she is a speed-freak too.