You know that look you make when you taste something really sour and your bottom lip curls down while you make a uncontrollable grimace? I swear my face has been stuck that way for the ten minutes since I read this article. Well yesterday Courtney Stodden, who just turned 17, stopped by the offices of Radar Online with her new 51 year-old husband, Doug Hutchinson. As is typical for Courtney, she said a lot of suggestive, totally inappropriate and cringe-inducing stuff, only this time she seems to have taken it to the next level. She told Radar (this is your last warning, turn away now if you don’t want to imagine this) that she was “aroused for 24 hours straight” on her wedding night with her old ass husband. Then she claimed that her version of college was learning about his body or something. Do I need to eat a s’more or something sickly sweet to make my face go back to normal? I don’t want to get wrinkles from this.
Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby, Doug Hutchison stopped by the offices of RadarOnline.com Thursday for a spellbinding interview.
Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug’s body!) and her super sexy wedding night.
“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife.
When asked why she thought people found her and Doug’s union so controversial, Courtney teased: “I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!
One highlight of the Q & A was Courtney’s response when asked what she would study if she wanted to further her education. “I would go to college and study all of Doug,” she laughed. “All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun.”
At times the 17-year-old sex kitten seemed more like she was posing for Playboy than being interviewed by an entertainment website — pouting provocatively, tossing her abundant blonde mane, and stroking her tanned and toned thighs.
But, when asked what it is about Doug that inspires her, Courtney took no time in getting straight to the point. “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me,” she said.
At that point Doug interrupted the interview and insisted that he does NOT wear an apron around the home!
And, there’s more to Doug than just his cleaning and bedroom skills!“He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago,” Courtney purred at her beloved. “We have to resume that.”
[From Radar Online]
My favorite line “he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine.” Is that what she’s counting on, the dude to take care of the house until he dies, at which point she can head out on her own? It’s probably going to be at least 30 years.
The only upside to this story is the fact that there is no video of this. (Update: There’s video now. It’s as bad as you might think.) In Courtney’s case, it actually does look worse than you might imagine when she makes all those freaky faces and licks her lips. She looks like a cat in its first heat. She’s just a kid, though, and it’s not her fault she turned out like this. I blame the awful stage mother who turned her into a parody of a sex kitten. This also answers the question of whether she writes her own tweets. I think she does.
Courtney was live on Radar’s Facebook page via UStream to answer user-submitted questions. The comments on the video are hilarious:
Chesley: my question is why you dress like a hooker?
Lucia: i think that was so lame…she won’t get big!
Eric: Wow none of my questions were answered. Now I hate my life.
Courtney and Doug are making all these appearances to promote that reality show they just scored a production deal for THAT NO NETWORK WILL EVER RUN. This is skeevy and exploitative as hell, no matter how much the poor teen seems to be complicit in it. She doesn’t seem capable of making that decision on her own at all.
I’m really, really, really hoping that this is all a hoax and it comes out that her real age is 28 or something.
Because this is just sad. To be that oversexualized at 17, and to think that everything is based on appearance, just…
This girl never had a chance.
At some point, the game will be up and they’ll both admit that it was all a publicity stunt. The truth is that he’s gay and she’s a 45 year old truck stop hooker. That’s gotta be it, right? Right?
This gives TMI a whole new meaning…….
He’s 51 and his life is over. HAHAHAHA. She is definitely 16.
He is still a pedophile. End of story.
I feel sorry for her. There is obviously something not quite right with that girl.
What is that smell??? Oh yeah, desperation. That and the vomit I just urped up while reading this.
Christmas has come early this year! Praise Jesus! This is even better than her tweets. I can’t wait to see the video for this, to see her “posing for Playboy” and talking about being aroused for 24 hours.
Yes, I have a twisted sense of humor.
Wow, first Tareq faking crying on the Today Show over his wife leaving him (Matt Lauer must want to shoot himself)and now this freak show.
I’m waiting for a Toddler/Tiara kid to get engaged.
I don’t understand why they keep playing this whole “she was a virgin when she got married”. SHE WAS 16. she SHOULD still have been a virgin.
also, ew.
I feel like I’m reading STAR magazine here… or even worse. PLEASE STOP POSTING about this crap. Pretty please with a kitten on top ‘meow’. See what you are doing to me? LOL!
they look the same age. ew.
There are just no words.
She always seems like a veteran Porn Star to be…
She was a 16-year-old virgin when they got married? I don’t think so.
Oh yay, more words of sexiness from a mentally challenged drug addict.
A closeted pedophile grandpa who cooks and cleans. Isn’t that what every 11th grader looks for in a boyfriend?
So basically this is Eden Wood in 10 years?
Winky face!
Jezebel.com has the interview, here ya go:
http://jezebel.com/5842994/if-teen-bride-courtney-stodden-went-to-college-she-would-major-in-her-51+year+old-husbands-body
In this day and age of reality TV, tabloid culture and the more outrageous, more controversial, more sensationalistic the better, is it any wonder about this ‘couple’?
She’s being ‘coached’ between the woman who gave birth to her (I refuse to call her a MOTHER) and the guy she married. The more ‘sexualized’ she is, the more attention she receives from these media outlets, like Radar. This routine will get old sooner rather than later and she’ll be washed up and burned out by the time shes 20.
He’s 51 and his life is over?! LMAO!!! Who can’t see this dingbat dumping him for some other “younger” and more “successful” actor or Rockstar with ahelluva alot more money who’ll snatch her away by making her the same promises!
I’m sorry, but are we still pretending that this sad trick isn’t – at the very least!!!!- in her late 20’s? Smdh…
Though, I have to admit, her “he’s 51 and his life is over” made me laugh. This whole freak show would be funny if it wasn’t so sad, nauseating and appalling.
She looks 45. It’s crazy.
Dear god please make it stop.
SO….basically he treats her like his daughter. Except for the whole sex thing.
**retch**
Boycott. Seriously, we won’t be missing a thing. There’s simply nothing more.
I just watched the video with the sound off on Radar Online. I guess the one-strap-falling-off-her-shoulder thing is her trademark.
Have to say, though, I love the pink dog.
I love when “The Soup” acts out her tweets, funny as hell….
those poor dogs.
Courtney’s “sexy” talk reminds me of when my cousin and I stumbled upon an erotic story site when we were 12 or 13 (oh, AOL. Your parental controls were so lax!). We giggled and mocked it for weeks.
I will say this: since this story came out, my mom has lost all her reservations about me having a 42-year-old fiance at 26.
Gah! Ick! Creepy, cringe-worthy!
She’s like a Toddlers & Tiaras contestant fastforwarded to middle-age!
Sexploitation to the max.
God they are like a train wreck. I think its disgusting yet, I keep reading these fucking stories! I will NOT watch the show though..I don’t watch reality TV so there is no worry there but really. Can they go away? I make myself feel ill everytime I read about them!
Nauseating…
Even better than her twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/StoddenTransl8d. I LOVE this!
If you watch the video, (Thanks #18) it will make you feel all kinds of sad. This story does not do it justice. In it, Courtney comes across as a teen who has been groomed, sexually abused, and unwittingly exploited from probably a very early age. Given her maturity level, I think it’s very possible Court is actually 17 and has been indoctrinated into thinking the way she acts and looks now is the pinnacle of womanhood. There are likely creepy home videos of her early life showing exactly how her abusive parents stripped her of her childhood. She has been twisted, and make no mistake, this child is a victim of systematic degradation.
I wish it is a hoax because something is very wrong here. I truly hope Child Protective Services is looking into her younger years.
Idk, something about them just doesn’t convince me. I seriously think this is a PR stunt. She was basically a nobody before all this and now everyone is talking about them.
I love that Stodden continues to verbally (and unintentionally) emasculate Hutchinson. He deserves it.
Hutchinson looks like he’s about to crush that little dog in his hand. Gross.
Shall I start writing my eulogy and preparing my death? I mean I’m 34, I’m so close to having my life be over once I hit 51…smdh!!!
She looks like one of the “Rock of Love” bus skanks. Maybe Brett Michaels will swoop in and sweep her off her feet!
” it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife.”
Lies, lies, lies. If she was truly a 16 year old virgin she’d more than likely be anxious/tense than aroused for 24 hours straight. Most of the time, your first time isn’t fireworks, it’s just trying to get the hang of it. Stories like this are more proof that this marriage is a publicity stunt, he’s most likely gay, and the “sex” never happened.
@Mandy – I love your gravatar! The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy rock!
OMG…I’ll be turning 47 next week, does this mean I should start making funeral arrangements?
@ #33 (i can’t read your name) THANK YOU FOR THAT … omg I am sitting at my desk at work with people in the next room and silently shaking with laughter…
“does this mean I should start making funeral arrangements?”
@newtsgal, I can help you with that 😉 LOL
prearrange now and your price is “fixed” except for cash dispersements (ie florists).
Its just too painful to watch. The way she contorts her body to look sexy…the ever present FALLING strap is killing me. Her obnoxious laugh. She really thinks she’s playing grown up.
@Cherry Rose, I totally agree with you.
oh this is just SAD!! i try not to be too judge-y with other people’s lives but WHY WHY WHY as a mother would you allow your daughter to behave in this way? i hope to God this lady is older than 17!!
This is what those poor little girls on Toddlers & Tiaras have to look forward to.
I wonder if Courtney was a pageant-baby?
I love this site.I log on daily.But to whomever writes these posts….pls stop doing stories about this girl.Boycott her altogether.Every story done about her only fuels the fire.Shes a child using sex to sell.And we’re all buying.Its so gross.Her tweets that Ive read about….ummm jus threw up in my mouth alittle…I mean, isnt this whole deal pedophilia?I must have missed crucial parts of this story cause I dnt get how the country buys this crap.Shouldnt this guy be in jail???Makes me feel dirty just looking at her…wheres her Mother???or her father for that matter!
@jessiee: that is EXACTLY what happened when I came across the twitter link! People most likely thought I was convulsing.
OMG…I want to throw up. She’s just nasty on so many levels. She must be on some serious drugs.
What Sloane Wyatt said, above. Whatever we think of this on the meta/celeb/entertainment level, this is basically a child who has been groomed and misled to the point where it’s difficult for me to imagine her being able to deal with adult life and real, adult sexuality. Horrible.
I just wanted to say that I couldn’t go past the “aroused for 24 hrs straight”. You are stronger than I.
@mzjask – That’s exactly what the problem is here. Her mother didn’t “let” her act this way – she coached her to! No 16 year old acts this outwardly sexual on her own. She learned it somewhere. And her parents either helped her learn it, or didn’t protect her well enough to prevent her from seeing this stuff. And that’s really sad. Our disgust should be directed toward her parents and her husband – adults who should know better. She’s a kid. And a really messed up, lost one who will probably need therapy for a long time to help her heal from whatever caused her to become a sexed up caricature of a woman. It’s no coincidence that many porn stars, who are very likely to come from brutally abusive backgrounds, put on this same facade. It’s much easier to act like people expect you to (a slut) than to be vulnerable and let your humanity show when you’re so used to being treated badly. It’s a coping mechanism.
Her “mom” looks younger than she does. PR STUNT!!!!
She cannot be 17. She looks like a 40 year old hooker.
hoebe: – come on Phoebe, even if she isn’t a back door virgin it still counts.
Ugh no way this “girl” is 17. If she is she must have spent her youth reading Hustler (tweets) and watching porn to come out the way she has. It’s just not right. Even skanky teens don’t act this skanky (and weird). It’s just strange that anyone would turn out like that.
She should give up the acting and look into romance novel writing. With the cheese she writes she’d probably be good at it (because those looks aren’t going to take her anywhere).
I can’t wait for the Reality Show!
Anybody laugh at the fact that the article uses the word “spellbinding”? It’s like they’ve read too much of Courtney’s tweets.
I am totally sticking with my thought that he is ghostwriting those tweets and is gay and has read too many romance novels.
She doesn’t use any of her big words when being interviewed and I would bet my life she can’t spell them all.
Love the translated twitter. TeeHee:)
Can’t wait for the Soup tonight! Get her, McHale!
What I always say on the Stoddard: if sex with someone is illegal without a marriage license, then it should be with a marriage license.
Child sex trafficking.
(In the voice of an innocent 5 year old) – “Mommy, why do you have so many big wrinkles between your eyebrows & around your mouth?
(The response comes with a heavy sigh) – “Courtney Stodden. I was warned to go no further, but… I just didn’t listen. Curiosity is a dangerous thing.”
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““He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me,” she said.”
Ahhh, I see. So he’s the ‘hired help’… A maid, chef, & acting coach. I can see him (apron, toilet bowl cleaner & dish gloves at hand) opening a bedroom door to find Courtney straddling someone her own age, & Doug leaning in to remind her to put the sheet in the hamper when they’re finished (because he’d really like to get a load done before dinner). I guess I’d find that “inspiring” too….
Wow that’s some video.
Sadly she looks like she wants to throw up when he kisses her at the end.
The dog looks like he wants to throw up as soon as the tape starts rolling.
My deepest sympathy to both of them.
OMG. I was always convinced these two twits were actually 59 and 45 and they were trying to fool us into believing that Stodden is underage, for sensationalism’s sake. But if you check out the Radar interview, it’s OBVIOUS this chica is 16-17: she sounds like Taylor Momsen, despite looking like Pam Anderson’s older aunt.
It’s wrong on so many levels, I dearly hope Celebitchy will boycott any of this sham couple’s attempt to become famous. Pleasepleaseplease.
@Shannon — you hit the nail right on the head. I agree with every single word.
Oh damn my life is over. SO over. Must-fade-into-oblivion- so I don’t upset the young (cough,cough) little chickadees. But, wait! What is that I see on the horizon! A rich, 90 year old geezer! Why he’s loaded (she said breathily) and older than my dad. Look, a pacemaker! I HAVE died – and gone to heaven (drop bra strap).
WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER MOUTH!?!?!?!?! Everytime another pic is puked onto my screen her mouth is doing some weird albino earthworm mating routine. PS: you really need a LIKE button for each of the comments – some of these are TDF funny!!!
I still call hoax. I reckon it’s a paid acting job for both of them, like with the botox mom. Doug Huchinson has had a low profile but successful Hollywood career for years, surely if he were going to start famewhoring he’d have started ages ago? Before all this blew up I’d have sworn he was openly gay anyway.
Aside from looking much older her behaviour is more like that of an adult trying to impersonate an over – sexualized immature teen than the real deal. I see the type of teen she is trying to impersonate all the time, and yes, they are unfortunately very oversexualized but they are never THAT much of a charicature as “Courtney Stodden” – they put on more of this bitch front. She’s not a very good actress.
The sex doesn’t sound like anything that ever happened.
http://crushable.com/entertainment/courtney-stodden-probably-got-plastic-surgery-because-at-15-she-actually-looked-normal-195/
This girl-creation absolutely was in pageants and being sold by her idiot parents. The fake sexual things she keeps saying? She is waiting to be legal to get into Playboy. Bank on it.
I watched the video and she never says anything about being aroused for 24 hours straight.
I agree, she’s clearly a childhood victim of sexual abuse. It’s tragic.
The pose she is striking in the last photo is what I see on billboards advertising strip bars. And if she was “mature” enough to be married, she is certainly responsible for her actions now. It’s just a matter of time before she is straddling a younger man, because Doughy Doug may not pop off soon enough.
@ Trashaddict, I’m so happy for you! Is there any chance that your 90 year old geezer has a wealthy brother who’s available? Also, poor health would be a plus. Let’s have a double ceremony! Meow!
I watched the video. At the end when he kisses her she pushes away and seems repulsed. That’s not how you kiss someone who pleasured you for 24 hours straight.
I don’t think they’ve had sex. Pretty sure he’s gay and she’s trying waaaay too hard to convince everyone that they have sex. Also, I suspect she is mildly mentally retarded. It’s starting to be a really sad story.
If this girl is indeed 17 years old, where in the heck was her biological father when that nasty, old pedo was wooing her? I have to resist the urge to scratch whenever I see his Botoxed mug on my monitor.
I hope that this is one big joke.
Words fail me.
Doug is definitely sporting gayface. Come on people…when will Star or NE find his rent boys or long term boyfriend?
Her train-wreck body says 40, but every bit of nonsense she spouts says teenager! How has he not yet burst into flames from embarrassment and humiliation? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … cooking, cleaning, acting lessons … Um, that’s it.
Am I allowed to ask what we think this chiclet is on? Xanax maybe? She looks drugged out of her mind…
You know as a 16 year old girl, I’m all for marrying someone who’s older than you…….if you go that way, and want someone more mature. But no matter how “in love” I was in love with this guy, I’d wait until I was 21, to even consider getting married.
Wow the attention seeking has been out of control this year hasn’t it?