Linnocent caused a cracked-out scene by confronting her lover’s wife


Another day, another crackie extravaganza. You know what my plans are this evening? My mom is going to pick up some food for me and we’re going to watch this week’s episode of The Hour. That’s what I’m looking forward to today, and I seriously can’t wait. You might say it’s a simple joy, or that my life should really be more exciting. Perhaps you’re right, but I can guarantee you one thing: I will get so much joy and fulfillment from simply having dinner with my mom and watching one of my favorite shows than Linnocent will ever have with in the midst of one of her endless crack dramas. Beyond the crack, blow, liquor, pills and whatever else Linnocent is into, her biggest drug of choice is drama: she’s not living unless she’s causing a crack ruckus.

So… with that in mind, Linnocent’s latest crack drama involves that hotelier, Vikram Chatwal, who Linnocent has been “friends with” for months. They were just photographed together a few days ago – the paparazzi got photos where it looked like they were doing lines together, and some other shady stuff. Some say he’s Linnocent’s boyfriend. Some say he’s her john. Some say they’re coke-buddies. I wonder what his wife says?

Lindsay Lohan got her claws out in a confrontation with the Indian model wife of millionaire hotelier Vikram Chatwal, just days after the troubled starlet and Chatwal were spotted kissing at his home in New York.

Lohan rudely confronted stunning Priya Sachdev at the Dream Downtown on Wednesday night, saying with obvious disdain, “You are his wife?” This was followed by a sour face right out of her movie “Mean Girls,” spies said.

Dream owner Chatwal married Sachdev at a lavish seven-day ceremony in 2006, and they later separated. They have a daughter and have remained close. But Chatwal was seen kissing Lohan on photographs posted on the Internet as they cozied up near a window of his New York home a few days ago.

A source told us, “Lindsay had been staying at Vikram’s house and even installed her hairdresser in the baby’s room, but was told to leave before his wife arrived from India with the child a few days ago. His father, Sant Singh, has tried to order Lindsay out numerous times. Lindsay found out Vikram was hosting a dinner at the Dream, and turned up with a friend at the hotel’s Electric Room, waiting for him,” the source said.

“That’s when the trouble started. Priya was very dignified, but Lindsay was so rude. She acted as if she’d had no idea Vikram was married, and tried to make it clear that Vikram was her friend. Others had to step in to calm things down.”

Chatwal flew Lohan to town before Fashion Week on his jet, and they’ve been repeatedly spotted partying together. Our source said, “Vikram’s family worry that Lindsay is bad news and want him to stay away from her.”

Lohan’s rep, Steve Honig, last night denied she and Chatwal were in a relationship. He said, “Vikram and Lindsay are good friends, and there is absolutely no romance going on between them.” Of the incident, “This is the first I’ve heard of it.” A spokesman for Chatwal said, “No comment at this time.”

[From Page Six]

I mean… OF COURSE Linnocent made a scene with Vikram’s wife. OF COURSE. Because Linnocent has no shame. Because everything revolves around her, even this poor bastard’s marriage. But seriously, Vikram is an adult man and he’s probably using Linnocent for some very gross and disgusting things, and he gets his money’s worth. Let’s not pretend that Linnocent is a “bad influence” destroying this once-decent man. No. He’s shady and she’s shady. They fit.

By the way, yesterday Radar reported this hilarity:

Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself busy attending New York fashion week and getting ready to jet off to Milan to shoot an ad campaign, but the starlet’s advisers are telling her to prioritize, buckle down and put in much needed hours to complete her court ordered community service, is exclusively reporting.

However, the Mean Girls star, 25, is ignoring their advice, so far. Lindsay was ordered to complete a whopping 480 hours of community service in connection with her no contest plea in her misdemeanor theft case.

Lindsay’s next court date, which she was previously ordered to attend, is on October 17, 2011 for a progress report hearing. Los Angeles Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay to 380 hours of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center, and 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Morgue.

“Lindsay has completed about 60 hours at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lindsay hasn’t done any time at the morgue,” a source close to the situation tells “Lindsay has completed her shoplifters awareness class but is falling behind on her other commitments.

“Lindsay’s team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. Lindsay’s rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn’t concerned about it right now.”

Lindsay’s team has a good reason to be concerned given her track record of complying with terms of probation. “The judge has told Lindsay in the past that she will not accept any excuses whatsoever for her failure to complete her community service, period. If Lindsay was smart, she would work to get those hours done,” the insider says.

Lindsay publicist, Steve Honig, tells that his client has been working hard to juggle her work and community service demands. “Lindsay has been working very closely with her advisors to balance the demands of making a living while at the same time fulfilling her court-mandated obligations,”he says.

Meanwhile, Lindsay father, Michael Lohan, says he has concerns. “While she is beautiful I am concerned about her community service at hand. Her lawyers and I have done all we can to keep her out of jail and the last thing in the world I want to see is her to get violated,” he tells “ I just want to see her back where she was at the best part of her life. The only way she will accomplish that is if we as a family put our differences aside and heal these wounds. This is not something a band aid can fix.”

As previously reported, the Hollywood wild child allegedly threw a glass at a photographer at a party at a hotel in New York City last week during fashion week. Lindsay, later on that same evening, reportedly threw a drink at another snapper.

[From Radar]

Yeah… the California legal system stopped caring a long time ago. Linnocent has the right idea – no one is going to make her do the community service hours, so why bother? When she goes into court for her next hearing, the judge will give her a lecture and Linnocent will roll her eyes and pout her crack lips, and she’ll probably even make a little “jerking off” gesture to the judge and the judge will stop mid-lecture and laugh and say, “Yeah, who am I kidding? You wanna do some lines in my chambers?”



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  1. brin says:

    I saw this first thing and couldn’t wait to see your write up on it!
    LOL….talk about culture shock, can you imagine his wife being confronted by Crackie?!

  2. lindseythecrackthief says:

    GOD those extensions look like they havent been washed this week ….and those shoes give her the Club feet look. Ahhhh linnocent always looks like shes doing “the walk of shame” and it desperate for some running water.

  3. Flan says:

    Talk about destroying your legs.

    Those shoes are ridiculous.

  4. Cherry says:

    Wow. Those shoes are impressive. Into Victoria Beckham-territory, I’d say.

  5. hanna says:

    Those heels…

  6. Kelly says:

    Man, this post is chock-full of comedy gold!

    Publicist: “His client has been working hard to juggle her work and community service demands.” Work? I guess being a coke whore is hard work.

    Michael Lohan: “the last thing in the world I want to see is her to get violated.” TOO LATE, HAHAHA! I bet she’s been violated many times over, most recently by Terry Richardson. (OK, that was mean, I know, but it’s Linnocent we’re talking about here.)

    “A source”: “Lindsay had been staying at Vikram’s house and even installed her hairdresser in the baby’s room.” Hairdresser must be code for “dealer”; considering what her hair looks like on the regular, it’s impossible to imagine that a professional stylist is involved in any way.

  7. Cherry Rose says:

    Of the incident, “This is the first I’ve heard of it.”

    Wow. How many times is Lindsay’s publicist going to use that line? Why is he trying to play dumb? He obviously knows what happened.

    And how has Michael Lohan kept Lindsay out of jail? This one puzzles me.

  8. Ms Smith says:

    @Flan @Cherry
    You can’t feel pain after snorting a couple of lines.

  9. Rachel says:

    I love The Hour! No comment on anything else, just more of the same.

  10. The Real Jenny says:

    Can we just talk about the shoes for a moment? What is going on with shoe design this season? I have never seen so many ugly shoes as I have seen this summer and fall. Please God, someone come up with a new idea. Preferably one that doesn’t involve me wearing what look like two sculpted cement blocks on my feet.

    Sometimes I’m so glad I can’t afford this stuff.

  11. Franny says:

    “While she is beautiful I am concerned about her community service at hand.”

    What the what? How does the beginning of that sentance have anything to do with the end of it? “I know my daughters face looks good (sidenote: HA!) but her soul is dirty and careless” is more like it.

  12. Samigirl says:

    So there are pictures of them kissing…but they aren’t romantically involved? I’m so lost.

  13. Chris says:

    The meth seems to have kept her thin.

  14. Callli Pygian says:

    Who in his right mind would do LL? One would need a hazmat suit, I should think.

  15. fabgrrl says:

    Let’s be fair. This guy is publicly separated from his wife. Not an excuse for Lindz to be causing a scene, of course, but its not a “cheating” scenario.

    (How do you go from a gorgeous, classy LADY like Priya Sachdev to Lindsay Low-life? What a downgrade!)

  16. gee says:

    This outfit.. just so you know, it’s been 75 to 80 degrees this week in NYC.

  17. velourazure says:

    she’s looks a tiny bit thinner. definitely must be coked up again.

  18. Nanea says:

    I’m stumped Linnocent still has a publicist, one who’s actually willing to have his name associated with her.

    I wonder who’s paying him though. The crack-hustler john of hers?

    Oh, and now I’m in dire need of a cracktini, to forget those pics above…

  19. Ben says:

    Wow, she’s starting to look too skinny again. On top of her plethora of other issues. MOVE THAT JUDGE, I’M LINDSAY LOHAN! SOMEONE GLUE MY NOSE BACK ON! *throws drink, harasses lesbian*

  20. Liz says:

    Michael Lohan: “While she is beautiful I am concerned about her community service at hand…” WTF does that even mean? Is he on drugs too? “While she is beautiful…” – what does that have to do with anything?

  21. Liz says:

    and wow, most obvious set of cocaine line-doing pics I’ve ever seen…

  22. Dibba says:

    At this rate she will be lucky to live to see 2012

  23. GiGi says:

    In my previous life I knew many girls like LiLo – none so high profile, or maybe I should say, none so obvious. These girls make a killing. 10 years ago I knew girls who made 5-8K a day (night) doing what she is (allegedly) doing. My guess is her rate is much higher than that.

    After just a few months of that, she’s making more than any movie would pay her and she gets to be an uninsurable cracked out mess all the time. It’s too bad she has chosen this life for herself, really.

  24. dorothy says:

    Openly dating a married man? Not at all surprising.. she is just cheap trash at this point.

  25. Dani says:

    @ 11 Franny – I thought the exact same thing. Doesn’t that statement just scream out dysfunction. That whole family is delusional. Plus the drugs have long destroyed her beauty, let alone her ugly personality. I am so past feeling any sympathy for this lady.

  26. Bess says:

    Totally agree with Franni & Dani, the entire Lohan family is the definition of disfunction. The parents have whored out their daughter since the age of 3, yet still talk about her like she’s a little girl.

    This whole incident with LL, the hotel guy and his wife is just sad. Who is Crackie trying to fool?

  27. Boo says:

    Hasn’t Lindsay’s rep (part of her oft-mentioned TEAM) stated repeatedly that she and Vikram are business associates? Okay, so coupled with pictures of them kissing and him standing behind her right after she digs a crack pipe out of her bag, we have to assume he is, in fact, giving her the business.

    And another thing: why would this TEAM (who the hell is on her TEAM? Crazy Dina, and who else?) be pointing out her failure to do CS? This is not like the TEAM, who will turn any drug-buying extravaganza into a picnic with puppies…so what is the agenda? I’m so confused!

    I hope Priya Sachdev didn’t allow her daughter into the apartment where Lindsay has been. There’s probably all kinds of lice and other creatures, viruses, and skank all over the place. ICK.

  28. Bess says:

    Does anyone know if the judge can change her orders to force Linnocent to go counseling a certain # of times per week or do a certain # of community service hours per week?

  29. Henry says:

    @ Fabgrrl and @ Boo That LADY is having an affair almost every month with a different married guy. She reportedly has broken up more than a few marriages.

    I don’t particualarly care for Lindsay, but the wife is no ‘innocent’, apparently those society Indian arranged marriages are just that. Arranged. Then they all cheat amongst themselves. I doubt the wife cares too much, she currently has a married lover much richer than her husband.

  30. G says:

    It’s amazing how she can make even really expensive accesories look cheap.

  31. Ruby Red Lips says:

    How the h*ll does Linnocent get away with snorting drugs in front of the paps whilst on probation?!?!

    He is so obv supplying her with drugs in rtn for her hooking skills, and she’s getting skinny again, another sure fire sign she’s drugging it up

    Edit: 4 got to raise my cracktini 😉

  32. Original Tiffany says:

    She has got to be whoring herself out. These pics and the Terry pics, just eewww.
    They must be as lax on “celebs” in NYC as well if she threw 2 glasses and didn’t get charged with assault.

    The only people I feel sorry for in this mess is the guy’s wife and kid.

    Move that family, I’m Lindsay Lohan!
    Crackentinis so early. Gonna be a rough one!

  33. Ari says:

    She probably would get so much out of doing this community service (feeling good about herself, achieving some small sort of goodness in the world) but you know she is evil when she doesn’t give a crap about improving herself one iota. I can’t wait to see her just poof.

  34. Faye says:

    Happy Friday everyone! Cracktinis all around!

  35. ladybert62 says:

    Well I guess now I know where linnocent gets her money to buy clothes and drugs – this guy is a dope –

    since linnocent has never fully felt the force of the law in california, she probably believes she can ignore the judge and do want she wants.

    I saw an article about Paris Hilton yesterday and it said she not only completed all the Nevada court’s requirements but she actually exceeded the mandatory community service hours – she also attended the class re drug use – I think the time spent in jail might have straightened her out!

    The point being, I think linnocent should spend actual time in jail – it might do her some good!

  36. Rudypatudie says:

    Does anyone know what happens if she doesn’t do her community service?

    Will she be in contempt of court?

    Will there be ramifications? It sounds like there is no issue if she blows it off.

    The shoes are revolting.

  37. Kelly says:

    @Rudiepatudie, I’m sure your questions will be answered shortly when Innocent the legal expert shows up.

  38. Zombie Nurse says:

    Let’s play a fun game Mr. Zombie Nurse and I call “Is Lindsay Lohan a Psychopath?” We use the Hare Checklist, which is the diagnosis tool of choice for healthcare and legal professionals. I feel the need to add the disclaimer that this is a strictly for cracky fun, I am not attmepting to give our Linnocent a professional diagnosis here. A score of upper 20s or higher is considered a strongly psychopathic personality.” A “yes” answer gets you 2 points, a “sometimes” gets you a 1, and “no” gets you a 0.

    1. Superficial charm- Gonna give her a “1” for this. She can obviously crack hustle things out of people when she wants to, but she’s not putting on the suave.

    2. Grandiose sense of self worth- “Move that cone. I’m Lindsey Lohan”- That’s a 2.

    3. Need for stimulation/ proneness to boredom- She throws house parties while on house arrest. I’m giving her a 2 for this one too.

    4. Pathological lying-“Sea Jasper”- 2

    5. Conning/Manipulative- Get thrown out of a party, have your hotel owner boyfriend escort you back in- another 2 for the Cracken.

    6. Lack of remorse or guilt- FU nails in court gets our girl another 2.

    7. Shallow affect/ inability to feel a deep range of emotions- Well if her acting is any indication . . . but let’s cut her some slack and give her a 1.

    8. Callous/lack of empathy- Has she ever said sorry for hijacking those people and taking them on Crackie’s Wild Ride? No. 2 points.

    9. Parasitic lifestyle- I think our Linnocent works for her money. It might be shady work, but she does hustle. She is however surrounded by parasites. So let’s cut her some slack again and give her a 1.

    10. Poor behavioral controls- See exhibit everything. 2.

    11. Promisious sexual behavior- Ummmm . . . yep. 2.

    12. Early behavioral problems- Not that we know of. Probably early substance abuse, but this question actually is looking for those kids that would torture animals and beat up smaller children. No indication our Linnocent was up to that sort of badness. 0

    13. Lack if realistic long-term goals- She’s going to win an Oscar in 5, remember. 2 points for that one.

    14. Impulsivity- I think its safe to assume that this is a “yes”. 2.

    15. Irresponsibility- How many community service hours has she completed? 2 points.

    16. Failure to accept responsibity for ones own actions- “The paparazzi tripped me. I wasn’t drunk. There was no alcohol in that drink that I didn’t throw.” 2

    17. Many short-term marital relationships- Our girl gets a 0 here.

    18. Juvenile delinquency- Another 0.

    19. Revocation of conditional release- Multiple parole violations. 2.

    20. Criminal versatility- Jewel theif, car jacker, DUI-er, probably hooker. 2 again.

    Our grand total: 29.

    Give it try. See what you get. It’s good, clean, family fun!(Well, maybe not . . . )

  39. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Zombie Nurse – love it!!! I think you may have actually proven that our crackie is indeed a psycopath!! 😉

  40. JPX says:

    Lindsay Lohan has borderline personality disorder. Anyone who gets involved with her is just asking to be caught in a nightmare.

  41. Boo says:

    Henry, I never submitted a petition to canonize Priya Sachdev. All I said was I hope she keeps her young child (might we presume said child is, in fact, innocent?) out of the range of Lindsay’s germs, diseases, parasites, and skanktrails.

    All accounts say that PS did not seek Lindsay out to be a bitch/skank whore. That honor belongs to Lindsay. Maybe she is pissed because all accounts state Linz was “booted out” of Vik’s place because wifey was coming to town…and her cries of “Move that wife, I’m Lindsay Lohan” fell on deaf ears. Guess Vik only rents her out by the hour.

    It also appears Vik’s Daddy-o is none too thrilled with Lindsay’s presence. Guess she hasn’t shown him her special talents…yet.

  42. logan says:

    Bravo Zombie Nurse, Bravo. I raise my coffee mug to you. Maybe the prosecutor could use this informaion.

  43. Original Bee says:

    I loved the Hour! I want Bel to be with Freddie. I first checked it out because it was mentioned on this site. I don’t feel sorry this Vikram character. Anyone who gets involved with The Linsect gets what they deserve. His poor wife though. If I was her, I wouldn’t go near him again until he’d been thoroughly deloused and given a silkwood shower.

  44. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Crack Clique Ladies, hows about a wittle cracktini?

    “Lohan’s rep, Steve Honig, last night denied she and Chatwal were in a relationship. He said, “Vikram and Lindsay are good friends, and there is absolutely NO ROMANCE going on between them.”

    Of course not. This is the first time Honig has said anything with a shred of honesty. Crack whores who sleep with johns who pay for their services, via money and/or drugs and booze are not having a ROMANCE. With this I actually agree!

    Of the incident, “This is the first I’ve heard of it.”

    AGAIN, Cherry Rose beat me to my very thoughts. I had cut and pasted these 2 quotes BEFORE I read any comments. So with that in mind, like Cherry said, how many times has he said this. This is the EXACT same quote he gave in regards to the drink throwing incident with the photographer ‘hired’ to photograph the V Magazine party.

    Although NOTHING shocks me when it comes to the Cracken but she never ceases to amaze me with her crack drama.

    Today is Friday, where are the photos of her arriving in Milan? If she’s to be at that ‘fashion designers’ show tomorrow, which he claims she will, whats she waiting for? Trying to crack hustle her way there, perhaps?

    2 posts ago, I reserved my doubts about her going to Milan, as Bess, Boo, bellaluna, and Skeptical can attest. This story happened Wed. night? So where was she last night? On her way to Milan? I’m still waiting to be proven wrong.

    Zombie Nurse: BRAVO!

  45. Quest says:

    Wooo Hooo…and the cracky-beat goes on.

  46. Cherry Rose says:

    @ladybert62 – That is why Lindsay stays out of Vegas, or when she’s somewhere other than LA, she’s a little better well behaved. She knows that Vegas doesn’t give a shit if you’re a celebrity. I mean, Paris knew if she didn’t complete her community service, they’d throw her ass in jail. Not to mention she is now banned from a hotel there.

    @Zombie Nurse – Awesome!

    Oh god, I just noticed she’s not wearing a bra (again). She needs to get a breast lift or something, because those breasts of hers are very saggy. My 50 year old mother’s breasts are perkier than Lindsay’s!

  47. the original bellaluna says:

    Of course they’re not in a “relationship” – that implies FEELINGS. Now, a BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP is quite another thing! (i.e. He pays her for sex & BJ’s with cash, accommodations, blow, private jets, etc…)

    (Just got here, haven’t read everything yet, as Little Boy decided it was time to party from 1 a.m. to 5:30 a.m.! UGH!)

    And I still hate those shoes! I’ll stick with my classics, thankyouverymuch!!!!

  48. the original bellaluna says:

    In the “BABY’S ROOM”?!?!?!? I’d shank a bitch in a heartbeat for that alone!

    “the last thing in the world I want to see is her to get violated” Ummm, does he mean he doesn’t want to see her VIOLATE her terms? Because “getting violated” is quite another thing, indeed.

    I so want, want, WANT her to serve her CS in the morgue. ALL 480 HOURS!

  49. Praise St. Angie! says:

    every time one of you lovely ladies (and/or gents) comes up with a new version of “move that XXX, I’m Lindsay Lohan!” I crack up.

    keep ’em coming.

  50. Debra says:

    ooh!! it makes me ill just to imagine what went on in that apartment…honestly, i’ve seen strung out prostitutes on these t.v. cop shows that don’t look this bad…and if I were his wife (separated or not) after seeing these pics,,,I wouldn’t let him anywhere near me, much less my child, even if he soaked nightly in a clorox/lysol bath while sipping penicillin cocktails…this is just gross ;o(

  51. says:

    She actually is quite thin. I find that hard to believe considering the bloated face and double chin.

  52. minnie says:

    awesome, zombie nurse!
    i tend to agree with JPX, that crackie actually has borderline personality disorder, the root of which lies in fear of abandonment. with parents– no parentsites– like hers, who wouldn’t have some major pyschological issues…
    but, zombie, you sure make a strong case for full on pyschopath.

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    I’LL SNORT THAT LINE!! I’M LINDSAY LOHAN!!! – It’s the coke & booze bloat that’s making her face look like that.

  54. OhMyMy says:

    @gee 16: She’s dressing to suit the shoes not the weather. She’s just gotta show them off you know. Playing Dolly Dress-up and having her picture taken is her LIFE. Girl is a straight-up fool. What’s up with the raggedy neck edge on the sweater? That’s what’s making me crazy.

    She’s desparately trying to hang on to her current lifestyle afforded by current john. I don’t think it’s a cheating scenario either since they are separated. I don’t care what the wife may or not have done. This guy is nuts if he chooses Lindsay drama over his relationship with his daughter. Taking over the baby’s room? Gross.

    He made a big mistake last week choosing to coddle her spoiled brat hissy fit over taking care of his VIP customers needs at the MJ party. I’m sure the NYFW people will remember it when they schedule for next year.

    She seems to be escalating her I’ll get what I want I don’t care behavior. She needs to be talking to her therapist NOW.

    @Zombie Nurse: Classic! But I’d her give a 1 on 18 juvenile delinquent.

  55. TXCinderella says:

    Has this dude not been reading the headlines? She is poison you idiot!

  56. a says:

    Kaiser your hilarious. Spot on interpretation of California’s legal system.

  57. Firecracker says:

    Hi everyone **waves Dayum, this is pretty juicy.

    “You are his wife?” with obvious disdain, lol!

    Like Lyho is sooo above her, I find this so hilarious! Wonder if she will even make it to Milan.

  58. Niche says:

    Ok, first up I’m giving you this goss straight up from Delhi. Priya Sachdev and Vikram are a joke, coz their marriage is literally ‘over’. They are just in it because of rich-daddy and she needs to maintain her ‘lifestyle’.

    Both husband and wife have been bonking everything in sight. Priya has been all over New Delhi with married actors, industrialists and what have you.

    I’m secretly gleaming that she got dissed by Lohan. If you Google Priya, you will notice the striking crack-whore lips similarity between them. Chatwal must have a thing for jacked up bitches.

  59. mzjask says:

    i actually LOVE those shoes but for the life of me i cant understand how this woman still has money, or how she Makes money. people should put their foots down, blacklist the hoe. i honestly dont think she’ll learn until something Drrrrrrrrrastic occurs!
    but of course, you have these filthy rich, albeit totally perv-o, dudes that will “finance” her desires if she “provides something” in return. i dont put her past Effing for Cash. and the cycle continues……

  60. Truthful says:

    I’m amused that any man would touch that at all.

    but does this article read that he and his wife separated in 2006???

    so they are just married but not living together, I don’t get it??

    sorry, I did not sleep well, last night.

  61. 4Real says:

    She is such a crack-whore…that is all.

  62. ladybert62 says:

    Dang, I love all the linnocent posts – they are hysterical and really lighten up my day at work!

    Thanks to all the posters!

  63. Bess says:


    Crackie must be in Milan by now if she’s supposed to appear at that guy’s show on Saturday. Perhaps Vikram allowed her to use his jet to fly to Milan. She would be out of Vikram’s hair and she’d avoid the paparazzi. I am expected epic cracked out behavior from our girl in Milan.

    Someone posted that Linnocent’s antics were getting more dangerous and darker. I agree. She seems to have some sort of death wish or all this dram is some sort of “cry for help” that her mother is too wasted to deal with.

  64. G says:

    2niche. Yeah they’re long separated. We get it. they lead separate lives. OK.
    But, only Blohan makes a public scene about the situation that makes her seem at once, cracked out, whored out, simple and a wholey unpleasant stalker to be around?

  65. imabrat says:

    I find the most interesting part of this whole sordid affair to be the fact that Lohan reportedly set her “hairdresser”??? up in the child’s room? Surely someone isn’t getting paid to do that? Good heavens, I’ll pour a jug of bleach over her head for free any day. I’ll even run to Walgreens for new extensions for her knotty little head.

  66. G says:

    I thought the hairdresser reference was a hoot too.

    This is the kind of behaviour guranteed to keep a chick a side piece. A temporary side piece.

  67. Seal Team 6 says:

    Good God, what a trashy woman, even for a Crackie.


  68. Seal Team 6 says:

    Her “hairdresser” is probably Patrick, her Grand Larceny partner.

  69. DarkEmpress says:

    OMG! She needs to get a bra! That looks so bad! I used to think that she was trying to look like Donatella Versace, but Donatella looks way better and younger than her!

  70. Mandy says:

    “I’m Rick James, bitch!” You guys remember when everyone used to go around saying that?

    Move that catch phrase, I’m Lindsay Lohan!

  71. Bess says:

    Hurricane Crackhead is in Milan. I guess she’s also attending the amFAR benefit while she’s in town and of course, Patrick aka “Pootie” is there with her. I think this guy exists to follow Crackie around the world.

    Eli Mizrahi
    amFAR Gala Milano w. @LindsayLohan, @EliMizrahi, @PAufdenkamp, @HofitGolan

  72. Ashley says:

    Question: Article says Lohan has 1 year to complete the 420/460 hours…but when did that year start? That’s a DAMN lot of hours.

    What are the threatened repercussions if she DOESN’T? If bitch was smart (or even cared) she could have done them in like two months. You know, because she doesn’t WORK.

  73. G says:

    The sad part, is that she thinks she’s “all that” and doesn’t get it, at all.

  74. thinkaboutit says:

    Her boots are on the cover of the Barneys catalog I got in the mail today: Walter Steiger, $950. It sucks for them that I saw the shoe and thought “ewww cracked out LL’s shoes.” Maybe they will send her a letter like Abercrombie sent the Jersey Shore castmembers!

  75. Onyx XV says:

    Of course she did. To the whole post. And of course nothing will happen to her in court re her community service, you’ve got that right!

    Gawd, those are some ugly f-ing shoes. Sometimes I think fashion designers just design things to make fun of women.

  76. blegh says:

    who’s the ingenious dude that has the fantastic sense of mind to “make out” w cracky mccrack

  77. the original bellaluna says:

    Ashley – 360 at the Women’s Shelter (poor, poor battered women) and 120 at the morgue.

    If I was the judge, it’d be all 480 hours in the morgue! At least dead people wouldn’t have to deal with her shit!!!!

  78. the original bellaluna says:

    OnyxXV – It’s like the guys who invented underwires – mother haters, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

  79. Nanz says:

    Kaiser, you crack me up. Pun intended. As for the shoe fashion, I blame Gaga.

  80. Boo says:

    First Milan photos are appearing. This blogger thinks she looks good…he must not notcie the ever-sagging, sloppy rack, the dirty looking hands, and her back–what is going on with her back? It looks weird and full of lines and shadows that shouldn’t me there.

  81. Kim says:

    Shes pulling a Naomi Campbell and hooking up with rich married men for money. She is a prostitute period.

  82. Moi says:

    TWENTY-FIVE?? Jesus. Someone send this bitch to bootcamp, I am just astounded at her sense of self-entitlement. I can’t even imagine being so spoilt and self-centered. She must be one of those people who is a nightmare to EVERYONE around her, with no real friends, just people who she shares a mutual ‘taking advantage of’ relationship, who talk shit behind her back. What a fucking sad, pathetic, meaningless existence. I would say lonely but I’m pretty sure she’s delusional enough to be content to keep company with whoever tells her what she wants to hear.

  83. Bess says:

    Hurricane Crackhead in Milan- still looking like a weekday lounge lizard.

  84. Madisyn says:


    Is it time for a cracktini yet?


    I’m glad I was wrong. After almost two weeks with that snotty, entitled bitch Blohan, I didn’t think her john would lend her his plane to go to Milan. Let’s all look forward to a CRACKTASTIC weekend.

  85. C.Lynn says:

    Wow, that photo of Lindsay with the glass crack pipe left me speechless. And she was taking it out of her purse!! This girl is walking around everyday with a crack pipe ready to go in her purse!!

    Honestly, the community service is a waste of time. She’s not going to learn anything. Her addiction has her by the short hairs. No amount of time at a morgue is going to get through to her, if she’s so far gone that she’s carrying the pipe with her everywhere she goes.

  86. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Wow she actually looks descent in these photos too!

  87. Madisyn says:

    I’m going to be in the minority here but she doesn’t look that
    bad. . .for her! I’m not saying she looks GREAT, just that she looks
    good. . .for her! She hasn’t taken a decent photo in 3 years, at least.

    This confirms for me anyway, that Blohan’s ‘team’ of stylists is herself and her gay sidekick/theft accomplice/crack partner Pootie. This entire ensemble were done by the ‘designers’ professional hair and make-up people. Blohan cannot attain this look without them.

    Oh don’t worry crack tailgaters, looking OK in one photo op does not mean Blohan can AFFORD to continue to look like this. She’ll be back to ‘herself’ at the next photo op. You can bet the treehouse and the crack vat on it.

  88. Bess says:

    So, what kind of antics will Crackie get into while in Milan? Drug arrest? Drunken brawl? Ruining a paparazzi’s camera? Nervous breakdown?

  89. the original bellaluna says:

    I’m sorry, did I just read the Cracken is at an AMFAR function?!? It’s the end of the world as we know it….(in REM-type tunes)

  90. ZenB!tch says:

    I <3 those shoes…

    Why would that guy GO there. Did he really GO *THERE* The things one could catch from that!

  91. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    He should do a better job of keeping his crackwhore (one word?) side piece away from the mother of his child. Is he a rookie adulterer or did he get sloppy?

  92. Chris says:

    Can you imagine being Lindsay’s lawyer?

    Lawyer: You really need to finish that community service before your next court appearance otherwise you’ll go to jail.

    Lindsay: Yeah, yeah, yeah. just work your magic.

  93. skeptical says:

    major lol at the dlisted photos of crackhead in milan. i think these two are my faves:

  94. beanie says:

    I used to feel bad for her and prayed she would find some purpose to her life besides endless parties and designer clothes and drugs. But now I don’t think she will see 2013. Sad..she had a lot of talent and was a good actress and well liked.

  95. JQ says:

    I think “crack” + “ruckus” should = “crackus.”

  96. Penguin says:

    His wife is stunning tall, skinny with beautiful face why is he throwing that away for a short, dumpy, pasty crack whore.

  97. Boo says:

    These pictures of our little Cracklin’ shows more of the Lindsay we know…double chin, cracklips, etc.
    Her new BJ (heh) tattoo is visible, too.

  98. the original bellaluna says:

    JQ – Kind of like cracknanigans. 😀 (Crack + shenanigans = cracknanigans)

  99. the original bellaluna says:

    Henry – Thanks for the link! And that poor baby has “Mr. G’s” ears.

    Zombie Nurse – I was thinking “sociopath” but maybe she’s a blend of both?

    Boo – Dear God! Salmon-coloured fish lips! (But seriously, WTF has she done to her lips? What makes lips DO THAT? It looks like they’re engineering a hostile takeover of the rest of her face!!!)

  100. the original bellaluna says:

    Testing out my new avatar…did it work?

  101. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Boo, bellaluna

    See, I told ya so, right back to the Crack Whore look we all know and despise. Like I said, one good photo op does not a career resurrection make. I’m waiting for the cracknanigans, seeing her looking ‘normal’ just isn’t cutting it for me anymore.

    Oh well, time for a cracktini. bellaluna, love the new avatar.

  102. izzyvalentine says:

    Okay… am I the only one who LOVES the shoes? I’m not even gonna bother commenting on this story… what else is there to say?

  103. Boo says:

    Madisyn, they clearly took only the decent shots to distribute–now the reality shots are coming to light, and we can see the Cracken rear it’s freakish head once again. The guy–the designer–seems to have his hands on her a lot–is he afraid she will fall down? Throw something? Pitch a hissy fit? He looks like he might be fed up already. My faves are the ones where she looks like she is getting off a horse trying to exit that car. Is it that hard to put one foot out of the car and exit gracefully?

    TOB (Bellaluna)–I know, right?! The lips look passable from the front with just the right camera angle and lighting–but gah, they are monsters. Michael K’s tag line on her recent photos is “Your Lips Scare Me.”

  104. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hello!! I also quite like the shoes, tho would never wear them after being on crackie & even if I could afford that much on shoes!!!

    Agree with poster above, carrying her crack pipe/straw with her and doing drugs in front of window in full glare really says she is screwed big time!!! But hey we all knew that already…

  105. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Also in the Milan shots her face almost looks round like her original face, yet in the pap shots her face looks really long and thin (even with coke bloat) – how is this possible????

  106. Boo says:

    Ruby Red: quick and (very) dirty photo shop. Wonder who’s paying for it?

  107. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Look at the 2nd photo down of Linnocent here in Milan w/o her sunglasses- the dark shading around her eyes def looks like how heroin addicts eyes look in midst of huge drug addiction…Not to mention she looks about 70 years old here – prob means she’s got another few years…if she’s lucky

  108. the original bellaluna says:

    Mad, I’ll join you in the cracktinis! It’s NEVER too early for a cracktini! (Especially since I spent the better part of the evening trying to clean the “tuna fish barfs” out of my cleavage. JUST. NO. And YUCK. Little boy had the tummy sicks. It was N.A.S.T.Y. But I digress.)

    (Isn’t that avatar awesome? It’s Tanzania, which I told hubs he’s REQUIRED to take me there!)

    And those shoes are ATROCIOUS! NO. NOT. EVER.

  109. Dee Cee says:

    She insists She is Leno scent of every evil thing you Sid she say.

  110. Jess says:

    I just want to smack that girl upside the head. What’s WRONG with her? She’s so disgusting.

  111. Boo says:

    Go to Celebuzz & look at the pics. They have a zoom feature at the top of the photo gallery…zoom in on the close up ones where she is smiling. The teeth–I didn’t realize they were *that* bad. Take a stiff shot of something before you do, though, to calm your nerves and shore yourself up.

  112. Bess says:

    Crackie made it to the fashion show. The lips look horrendous. Can’t believe her friend Patrick/Pootie is there as well.

  113. skeptical says:

    i’m confused by her blue-teal pedicure. I don’t think it works with.. anything else, really. And it also seem to be on her fingernails but i can’t get a good view.
    Still confused why this trick is considered even remotely fashionable. Her sense of style seems rather nonexistent.

  114. Julie says:

    @Boo: you’re so right! Her teeth look rotten! I just thought they were stained until now… wow, that’s sad

    Pootie is always with her because he’s her drug dealer, simple as that

  115. Bess says:

    @Boo, I also zoomed in on the Celebuzz photos. WTF??? Who lets their teeth get that bad???? Disgusting.

  116. Boo says:

    She can’t even act well enough to look interested in that lame-ass fashion this Philip guy is throwing down that runway.

    What kind of adult person goes by the name Pootie? Is he the pirate? We know he’s her jewelry-thief accomplice, right? Is he her “stylist”? He ought to be smacked.

  117. marcel says:

    Classic Lindsay. This whole situation is ridiculous. I mean WHO else does this stuff. Classic Lindsay, I mean seriously.
    He dated Kate Moss, he went to rehab. Him and Lindsay are the perfect drug induced couple, ever. It’s tragically sad..