Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them?

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Did you miss the Sister Wives? I’d totally forgotten about them, but I can’t tell you how excited I am for their return! They’ve moved to Vegas from Utah and they’re starting to get all famewhorey and bicker-y. (Is that a word?) Things are really looking reality show predictable for this giant blended family of crazy polygamists! Yay, did I use enough exclamation points there?!

Anyway Radar has a clip of the new season, coming out Sunday, and it looks awesome. Meri got giant feathered hair. Janelle looks really tired and over it. Christine is super worried about something. The youngest and newest piece, Robyn, is pregnant and we get to see her announce it and make the other wives even more jealous. (Although they may save that drama for another episode.) In this episode they throw a pool party that’s co-ed and they freak out a little because they’re supposedly religious and “conservative.” Then they try to explain that to parents of their kids’ friends, with the Vegas mom showcasing her giant boob job in a tiny Spiderman T-Shirt.

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The Sister Wives are back and in this exclusive clip from the third season premiere, obtained by RadarOnline.com, the kids are allowed to have a coed pool party!

The polygamist family headed by Kody Brown and his four wives are unconventional, but struggle to find ways for their kids to interact with other children from outside their family.

“We’re a pretty conservative family so the fact that we were having a co-ed pool party was a little on the fringe for me, so we were keeping an eye on the kids,” Kody admitted.

The family has moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, after their emotional departure from Utah, and are having a difficult time adjusting to the move so the party is a time for Kody and his four wives to get to know their kids’ friends and their parents.

One couple who chatted with Kody and his wives joked that Logan, the only boy at the party with the girls was “with a harem.”

Kody quickly shot that comparison down though: “That’s not a harem, careful!”

Tune into the third season of the highly anticipated show to watch as the family adjusts to their new home, a new baby, and the pressure that comes from their controversial lifestyle.

[From Radar Online]

I’ll be watching this, waiting for the cracks in their relationships to turn into fissures and waiting for the inevitable Botox, fake nails and fake bake that these women will get as they emulate the other Vegas moms. It’s wrong but it’s expected and it will happen. I hope Meri gets out soon, and I’d love to see Janelle tell Kody to stuff it. Christine and Robyn can share his goofy conditional love.

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18 Responses to “Sister Wives are back and they’ve gone Vegas, did you miss them?”

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  1. Strawberrygirl says:

    I can’t stand Cody, but I love all the wives.

  2. teri says:

    I was kinda hoping for a show with one woman and 4 or 5 husbands. You know just to change things up.

  3. miss_bhaven says:

    @ Teri – yeah, then they would be calling it 4 men and a slut. But it has my vote and I would like to audition..lol.

  4. Chris says:

    Interesting show….the guy is insane to want more than one wife though.

  5. Cherry Rose says:

    I just find their way of thinking so messed up.

    According to their religion (the one that allows polygamy), a man cannot get into the greatest level of heaven unless he has 3 or more wives. And a woman cannot get into the greatest level of heaven unless her husband has three or more wives. (this info I got from a memoir of a girl who was in FDLS).

    And of course, there is the fact that each new wife is younger than the last, and even though the other wives might not want their husband to have a new wife, their feelings do not matter.

    @Teri – There is actually a culture in Tibet (or somewhere around there), where the woman has multiple husbands. Of course, that leads to the fact the husbands don’t knows who’s kid is who’s, but the don’t seem too concerned about it. And of course, some of the husbands are related to one another.

    But then again, allowing the woman to have multiple husbands helps keep their population under control because of how small the area they live in is.

    I saw this on Taboo on National Geographic channel. It was quite interesting.

  6. Moneypenny says:

    While I certainly do not understand polygamy in general, I DEFINITELY do not understand it with this guy. He is such a tool, how are these ladies married to him? I like that Jenelle seems to think he’s a complete moron.

  7. ShanKat says:

    I love how he’s having *relations* with at least 2 of these cows, but when there’s talk of other women and their boobies, it’s time to let everyone know how conservative they are.

    Which is part of why I looooove this show. I wonder if anybody who watches is rooting for them to be happy. I can’t imagine. Cody reminds me of a Chris Farley character. Like Matt Foley combined with Tommy Boy. On crack (and our Heavenly Father).

  8. Lilybee says:

    I’m always grateful for the names of each wife whenever you post about them 🙂

  9. Erinn says:

    Cody is a man child. He has the maturity level of a 12 year old boy. I like most of the wives… not a huge Robin fan, but I don’t outwardly dislike her either.

    I really like Meri though.

    They have an obscene number of children though… I just don’t understand how they can possibly be supporting them.

  10. Ally says:

    Icky freaks.

    They demonstrate how unhappy this setup is, when all the wives do is sit on that couch and complain about jealousy and neglect, with a dash of wishful thinking.

  11. Hakura says:

    You know the TV crowd has a notoriously short attention span…What better way to shake things up than to send them to ‘Sin City’?

    My parents were weird about co-ed pool things too. I really think some parents need to get a grip. (Of course my parents wouldn’t let me wear a 2-piece bathing suit until I was 17. So I know something about parents needing to ‘get a grip‘.)

    Uh… How exactly does this differ from a harem? We all saw this coming when Robin entered the fray. She’s younger, yet to be jaded by the day to day life sharing her husband with 3 other women… & most importantly, she’s still fertile.

    I’m sure her producing children will make Cody happy (in a way the other wives can no longer do), & it will probably make them all feel like crap.

  12. Lauren says:

    No one looks happy…Kody looks like Jeff Spicolli with 4 pissed off substitute teachers and they want to chop his dick off. Christine looks so sad and defeated. Mari should win some kind of Nobel PolyPeace Prize for being so diplomatic and understanding. I think Kody would be dead without Mari beside him to keep the peace in the family.

  13. bettyrose says:

    ShanKat: LOL! I wish we could see Chris Farley do a parody of this.

  14. mamakowalska says:

    What a horrible situation to be stuck in.

    He’s just getting a new puppy and ignoring his OLD DOGS!!!

    Meri and Janelle should strike off on their own and leave that MEGA-POOP-FART with his other two idiot women and their relatively new children by him.

    They’re in “LOVE”, but if they just gave it six weeks after leaving his royal stinkiness the “WEIGHT” of knowing this lovely situation would rise off their shoulders and they might even enjoy life for a change.

  15. JaneWonderfalls says:

    Is bigamy even legal in Vegas? I know it’s Vegas but they still have laws, especially pertaining to marriage.

  16. Victoria says:

    As a Messianic Jew it is my greatest guilty pleasure.

    I just hope people don’t actually think that LDS or FDLDS are Christians because they are so not.
    I can totally see how young women could be seduced into this lifestyle for there is a role for everyone. Jenelle is always talking about how she loves that she can paw her kids off on Christine, and Meri who only has one kid can work along with Janelle (who knows damn well she likes to work cause she is not trying to be all in that madness for more than a few hours a day LOL) and Cody do their thing. Christine gets to stay at home and be a baby sitter (which she seems to like) and Robin gets to do naughty things with Kody as the Newbie while still being “wholesome” and Kody is responsible for all of them so if things go wrong he gets the majority of the blame. And they are all working together as a team and it seems like it works. “Seems” being the operative word, of course.

    Somewhere in all that,if I didn’t have the beliefs that I had, I could see myself being Janelle. LOL

  17. julia says:

    Actually – what they are all doing – it’s rebellion. End of sentence

  18. MsCSimp says:

    …which is, of course, a form of witchcraft…