Holly Madison insures her bolt-ons for $1 million: dumb or smart?

Holly Madison has insured her fake boobs for $1 million with the insurance company Lloyd’s of London, which regularly insures celebrity body parts. Holly stars in a Vegas semi-nude revue at Planet Hollywood called Peepshow, for which she’s in lingerie for most of the show and goes topless at some point. She explained to People Magazine that if something happened to her boobs it would put her out of commission for a few months and end up costing her. What about her legs? She’s working a pole and strutting around in heels on stage, so doesn’t it make more sense that she’d insure something that was more likely to bust?

Holly Madison is doing what’s in her breast, er best, interest.

The reality star recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, she confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively.

Madison, 31, said she did it to protect herself and others who appear in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”


Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary. She also comprehends the quirkiness of it all.

“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.”

[From People]

This is a publicity stunt for her show, and we’re talking about it so it’s working. Lloyd’s of London legitimately insures celebrity body parts when they’re used in ad campaigns (i.e. legs for a shaving commercial, teeth when it’s a toothpaste campaign), but this is ridiculous. What happens if Holly sprains an ankle or falls on her face and busts her nose job? Is Lloyds going to deny her claim and say “sorry, your boobs are fine?” Maybe the show has insurance for that, and she wanted a little extra in the form of boob disability. Please smack me for spending so long contemplating this. I’ve probably spent more time thinking about it than Holly did.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Holly Madison’s boobs.





Photo credit: WENN.com

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14 Responses to “Holly Madison insures her bolt-ons for $1 million: dumb or smart?”

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  1. aenflex says:

    if she gets in an accident, and her breast(S) become damamged as do her arms/legs/torso, they probably won’t pay benefits to her as she would be unable to work anyway.

  2. Kelly says:

    My immediate thought, upon glancing at the headline, was: “What is she insuring them against? Theft?”

  3. Delta Juliet says:

    LOL I guess I’m not the only one. I mean, what does she think is going to happen to them? Of all my body parts, I think I’ve hurt my boobs the least, and I breastfed two babies.

  4. velourazure says:

    let’s see: fake hair, fake nose, fake teeth, fake tits, fake tan, fake nails. it’s pretty depressing that she epitomizes a certain type of “beauty”. i’m soooo tired of that look.

  5. ladybert62 says:

    I dont get it – what exactly can happen to damage breasts? Breast cancer and removal of one or both? Does the insurance cover that?

    Other than that, I cant come up with anyway they could get damaged – guess Lloyd’s wins on this one – they get the premiums with no claims or losses.

  6. Truthful says:

    Z list trying to claw her way back up to D–its gonna be a long struggle, LOL

  7. Heather M (Heather) says:

    I resent such obvious publicity stunts. I tend to find her likable, but this irks me.

  8. Ashley says:

    I love that she thinks she’d ‘probably be out a million dollars’ if she couldn’t work for a few months. Really? Does she manage to pull in a million in one year? In five?

    Or maybe I’m wrong, and she actually has a lucrative Vegas career going (combined with TV payouts, I guess).

  9. Stacia says:

    What a silly boob she is!

  10. sassy says:

    Her tits are nothing special. If anyone should insure their boobs, it should be Christina Hendricks!!!

  11. Isa says:

    I think she has nice breasts…but this is dumb. How often do your breasts get injured?

    Also, if you have such dark eyebrows and eyes your hair shouldn’t be that blonde.

  12. Ja says:

    Those fake breasts are ugly and no amount of money will ever change that. There surely is too much money in the world to waste…

  13. smh says:

    her nose looks bad on the top pictures. and is that her hair or extensions?

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