The Duchess of Alba got married, and it was the most glorious wedding of the century. She‘s 85. He‘s 61. And she still does MORE than Duchess Kate. [Dlisted]
This “Waiting for the ring” forum is both sad and hilarious. [Gawker]
Princess Charlene holds Albert‘s hand, looks nauseous. [LaineyGossip]
9 solid actors who are slumming it on crappy TV shows. [Pajiba]
I thought Gwen Stefani was Lady Gaga here. [Yeeeah]
Angelina Jolie is still in Geneva, doing UNHCR stuff. [Pop Sugar]
The ladies of Mad Men sex up vintage-y Playboy covers. [The Frisky]
Linnocent poses for Terry Richardson some more. [Evil Beet]
Emma Watson‘s Elle UK shoot – the video. [Celebuzz]
Justin Bieber lost his swagger coach. [The Blemish]
I didn‘t know Nia Long was pregnant? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Conrad Murphy is a player. [CDAN]
Maya Angelou calls LeAnn Rimes her “daughter”???? [Amy Grindhouse]
Eddie Murphy might return to SNL for a cameo appearance?!? [Bossip]
New music video for Florence + the Machine‘s “Shake It Out”. [PopBytes]
Ali Larter got a haircut & forgot her bra. [Moe Jackson]
A sexy photo of Kelly Osbourne. Seriously. [Celebslam]
This guy just robbed the crypt!
Eh, royalty.
Wow,wth? never thought this would be news in here! Here she is kind of popular… but the feeling is that there is no reason at all for this show
Did she give up her rights to all of her money as she said she would?
WTH????
and he looks mean as heck..
no comment of her, she’s 85. nuff said, smdh.
Too scary for words.
Wow … she looks like a walking corpse.
What’s up with her face ? Creepy ..
It must be love.
Good lord, I thought that was a mummy!
Ummm, are those fishnet stockings, or leg wrinkles? But dang, she’s kept a good figure…I’m a little at a loss for words.
HORRORS! augh killitwithfire!
Oh wait. That’s a person. Sorry about that. Just…wtf???
What did that woman do to her face?
Omg, now we know what Jocelyn Wildenstein will look like when she gets to 85. Cripes. She looks like a half melted waxwork.
crtb, no she didn´t, she keeps everything and is in charge until she dies…which looking at her face you can she is just around the corner
Cougar! But why marry at 85…. come on.
Jocelyn Wildenstein called and she wants her face back!!
What the….???? That was scary!
More power to her.
My mind is blown by that Maya Angelou LeAnn Rimes shit. I can’t wrap my head around that.
Lainey, why OH WHY would you say that to us?!? What have we ever done to you? I need to go scrub my mind with bleach. And Brillo pads. And some sort of anti-fungal.
Duchess looks like some sort of animal burn victim.
Nia Long is so freakin’ beautiful.
I thought Donatella Versace was the ugliest woman in the world….. Until I got introduces to this creature!
The waiing for the ring forum is kinda funny. One poster was bitching about the fact that most of the weddings they attended fizzled within a year. They said “If I’d applied the Miss Manners rule of waiting 1 year to send the gifts, I’d have saved a TON.”
I did not know this rule existed. I too would have saved money. I say we bring it back.
When I ran at 17, I used my first paycheck to buy a stuffed animal, a pair of jeans and book on manners. Miss Manner’s book to be exact. All things I had wanted for so long. I’m never going to forget my first on-my-own paycheck.
CMON! I thought “The Walking Dead” starts on October 16th! Get my hopes up like that!!!
@Helen I thought it was Wildenstein! lol. I can’t blink! Why can’t I blink!?
Yes, she looks like a walking corpse…very hard to even look at. He’s JUST 61? I am only slightly older than he is and look 20 years younger. ICK.
@brin
“Crypt robber” LMAO!!!!!!
We all know that she will top FHM’s Sexiest Woman Alive list in 2012…
(Assuming that she is alive and not a corpse with a stick up its ass).
LOL@madpoe!
*waving to Rita, bellaluna, Jezi & all*
He is blind, right? Or very farsighted.
Just OMG. And once ( around 1900) she was really nice looking.
@brin Hey girl.
@S ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Holy shit, you just made my day.
bet she was something before electricity!
I think I’m going to throw up.
Wow-she looks like Voldemort’s grandmother. Do you think they, um, you know?!
Halloween is here! Creepy.
Her children were all against this marriage, but she gave them plenty, including a palace each, before she married, so they don’t have to worry about her husband taking everything.
She and Wildenstein look like twins.
*shudder*
🙂
Ok…a well timed article seeing that Halloween is fast approaching.
The mother of Wildenstein
Gotta be about the money…can’t see them consumating this marriage, he is mean looking and she is just creepy and not being 85 creepy, she is creepy…ewww.
I was wondering whatever happened to Cornelius from Planet of the Apes…and now I know.
That’s the freakiest looking chick I’ve ever seen – seriously – holy shit that face is frightening. And the dude she married looks like, “let’s get this the hell over with” [insert very snobby British accent] in that last photo.
Man, she’s got game.
@Shannon, not only has she “got game” she also has what’s most important….she “got bank”
Congrats!
I wish them well.
She was quite nice-looking in 1956.
OMG she looks like the catwoman that got all the plastic surgery yikessssssssssssssssssssssssssss “beautiful on her wedding day”? is not the word I was thinking ! my lord what happen to her face? bad plastic surgery perhaps? good god! scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyy why can’t older women just age gracefully why screw with their faces !
http://asset.ninemsn.com.au/img/000/000/193/785/duchess5.jpg
Well he’s into something that’s as close to necrophilia as one can get without actually performing necrophilia. Eww!
I say if that guy has sex with that creature, he DESERVES all her money…
apropos nothing – RIP Steve Jobs 🙁
You are too kind. While obscenely rich and a regular on the best dressed lists worldwide, there has never been one day in this woman’s life when she’s been anything close to gorgeous. Her children were so angry about the marriage, believing the groom to be a gold digger only out for her money, that the Duchess gave most of her real estate and money to her family trust. In his case he’ll live well only while she’s alive and get what she tucks away for him out of her vast allowance. Damn nosy kids! I read at one time she owned so much real estate in Spain she could cross the country never leaving her own personal land. She’s kind of interesting when you read about her, she also claims to be of much higher royal standing than the Queen of England and she might be right.
You gotta love all the bashing about the Duchess’s looks.
Because money is everything, right? That man must be a gold-digger, because it must be IMPOSSIBLE for him to actually like her aside from her money, right? I didn’t know every person who marries an older spouse are all cut from the same mold, that they’re all gold-diggers and that there’s no room for actual love in the equation.
Most people love to look only at the superficial and expect anyone else to have an ulterior motive for being in a relationship with someone who is old, or ugly, or not smart, etc.
The Duchess of Alba is in control of her own life, at 85 years old. She’s still competent, her fun personality is still there, and she’s led (and continues to live) an interesting life. She’s an indomitable woman.
Most of us would probably be in nursing homes having no idea who we are, what are we doing there, and will always be left wondering why our kids don’t visit us. How many of us will even live until 85 and still have control over our own lives?
So congrats to the Duchess for doing everything her way, and not surrendering her love so she can have other people’s approval. She did it once, when she was young. She loved another man, but was forced to marry a person belonging to her “class”. That marriage gave the Duchess a lot of unhappiness.
So now she’s marrying someone she loves and who seems to support her and love her and makes her happy. Good for her.
Bless her heart, I cant say anything negative about the elderly. Kimmy K take note, leave your face alone.
In the header photo he looks like his balls are shrinking back into his belly. But I imagine the proposal went something like this: “Dear, I’m fabulously wealthy but lonely. Why don’t you marry me, talk to me and have dinner with me once in a while, you can keep your little girlfriends or nieces or boyfriends or what-have-you on the side, and I’ll keep you in suits and you can go on nice trips as long as you don’t forget to call and visit and rub my back once in a while.” —
“Okeydoke, duchess!”
Didn’t know who she was, so read up on her.
She apparantly is the noble with the most titles in the world.
And @Dlisted; it’s not exactly hard to do more than Waity every day.
she’s descended from king James ii & iv of England, Scotland and Ireland. she actually holds more royal titles than anyone else in the world. another interesting note, is that her first marriage took place one month before queen’s Elizabeth & Philip’s wedding, and the duchess totally stole their thunder. it was the most expensive wedding of the world at the time.
Okay-I was intrigued so I googled her images from when she was younger-and she was so pretty. It makes me so sad that she would do this to her face. And she has led a truly fascinating life!
Imagine making love to that and waking up next to it? This man is a hero.
This is my favorite detail: “As head of the 530-year-old House of Alba, she is entitled to ride her horse into Seville Cathedral, and according to protocol does not have to kneel before the Pope.”
The one who should be most embarassed here is Vanity Fair, for putting her on their Best Dressed list this year — clearly showing it’s an award for highest credit card limit and nothing else.
Errrrr. Holy heck. Whatta face! What is he thinking marrying her? Do they even have sex? Holy heck again. 😮
No one looks happy in that room!
Bloody hell….
She looks like Imhotep in drag. As he looks today. ((shudder))
Would any surgeon take credit for that work? I’d wear a burqa 24/7 if my face looked like that.
I envision Kim K and Kris Humphries like this if they ever renew their vows in the near future.
Ally:
October 6th, 2011 at 12:15 am
This is my favorite detail: “As head of the 530-year-old House of Alba, she is entitled to ride her horse into Seville Cathedral, and according to protocol does not have to kneel before the Pope.”
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Ok thats awsome she could be late for church and just ride right in there on a horse and if the pope shows up she can just sit there on her horse and he cant say shit about it (=
I m gonna google for more cool stuff about her
And Kelsey: excellent rant, agree 100% but this site is called celebitchy, so people will be bitchy 😉
Well, I guess you have to grab a bit of happiness wherever you can. All the money in the world really can’t bring happiness unless you’ve someone to share those things with. Bless her heart, I wish her the best.
I’ve seen photos of her when she was young and she was lovely looking.
My eyes!
Spain has a tradition of digging up corpses. Remember El Cid?
Gah!!! I’ve never seen this woman before & now wish I NEVER HAD!!! Ditto for her “husband.”
For God’s sake….money makes some people into plain ol’ WHORES!!!
She has that special look that only centuries of inbreeding, 85 years of aging and bargain bin plastic surgery can give you. That said, she seems like a really fun lady. Good to see someone still very much *living* at her age. Congrats!
LMAO!! the comments on here are hilarious!
She looks like Ron Pearlmans mother,,,Beauty and the Beast and Sons of Anarchy guy..THis guy married her because he is 61 and needs money for his future as I am sure he will inherrit some from her.
sorry i have to vomit ….. ugh …disgusting …..
I wish them both the best
I hope they have many years of happiness
Her kids had no right to object ,she has the right to live her life.
Aaawwww, the Snickers Halloween commercial lady got married.