Linnocent bought a $100K Porsche with her “modeling” earnings


Linnocent is finally back from her whirlwind call-girl tour of Europe. Well, really just Italy and France, but she definitely got around and she definitely made some money. Some may argue that she just has some new-found funds from her “modeling gig” for Phillip Plein. Some may argue that she’s charging thousands per night for the pleasure of her cracked-out company. I think it’s a little of column A, a little of column B. Linnocent’s hustle involves all manner of shilling, hawking, modeling and whoring.

So with Linnocent back to earning that money, she’s decided to blow a big chunk of it on a nice new purchase: a new Porsche. Ugh.

Linnocent is back from her European vacation and the first thing she did when she hit the U.S. was buy a new car – and has exclusively learned that it is a sports car that cost almost $100,000!

The 25-year-old starlet hit up the Porsche dealership in downtown Los Angeles on Thursday where she purchased a brand new Porsche Panamera, which has a sticker price of a whopping $80,000, a source close to Lindsay told

Back in July when Lindsay appeared in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner, she told her that the reason she hadn’t started her court mandated therapy sessions was because she was unable to get insurance to foot the bill and she was financially strapped.

And while she just did a photo shoot for Phillip Plein in Italy and is tentatively going to be in the Gotti movie Lindsay doesn’t have any other current projects on the table to generate income right now.

So why did she purchase such an expensive car?

Apparently Lindsay’s neighbor and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson recently picked up a similar luxury vehicle from the same dealership and Lindsay was in love with that car so she decided to get one of her own.

Lindsay’s rep declined to comment to

[From Radar]

So basically Linnocent decided to blow all of that money just to Single-White-Female/stalk/harass/copy Samantha Ronson. Pathetic.

By the way, have you heard all the stuff that Liv Tyler’s mom, Bebe Buell, has been saying about Linnocent? Bebe, the inspiration for Kate Hudson’s groupie character in Almost Famous, gave an interview to New York Magazine a few weeks ago where she mentioned what a crappy mother Dina Lohan was and is, and then Bebe just did a new interview with Steppin’ Out Magazine, in which Bebe goes overboard talking about Linnocent. Here are some highlights from both pieces:

Bebe on prioritizing her kids: “I always look to Jackie Kennedy. She said something in that little voice of hers [imitates], “If you mess up with your children, what’s the point?” I would have suffered if I had not done my best to be the best mother I could be. But I’m not a Momager. I’m not into the Dina Lohan — that stuff makes me seriously, Roman-style puke. I’m not into that. What I did for Liv was a little different. I had a lot of knowledge of the industry, so I was able to steer her correctly through her future and show her how to be professional.”

On momagers: “I don’t think you should be your daughter’s best friend. You’ve got to be a mother. The other night I was at that Lovecat/V Magazine party during Fashion Week and [Lindsay Lohan] threw a drink on somebody and she was there with her mother. I just know that if my daughter threw a drink on somebody, she’d be over my knee getting an old-fashioned whooping. No matter what age. You don’t do things like that. First of all, my daughter would never do something like that. It’s not in her nature. You have to have something in your nature to do something like that. I find it tragic, because Lindsay to me is extremely talented. I just wish that she had the influence of somebody like me or somebody around her — not that I have time to wear a manager hat anymore, but I’m just saying that I just don’t like these moms that run these careers. How do they even understand the industry? When I was working for my daughter, you had to know when to step aside. The spotlight is not on you. It’s on them. These moms, they just don’t get it. It kind of upsets me. Because I think you’ve got to be a mother first and foremost, and I personally think when you’re in recovery and trying to get better, you shouldn’t be going to parties. You shouldn’t be going to parties and your mom shouldn’t be going with you. That’s my humble opinion.”

More on Dina: “Dina Lohan’s relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me. I don’t see a mother and a daughter there. If my beautiful daughter was like that…. I look at Lindsay and I see my own child in her because there’s a great talent there. But if my baby girl got that screwed up I would NOT allow to make her own decisions. I’m sorry! Anybody can think what they want. But I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn’t leave her side until she didn’t have those problems anymore. What her mother has done with Lindsay is morally wrong and disgusting. She should back off. Lindsay is the one with the talent. She’s the star. But she also has to be responsible for her own actions. Her mother needs to start being a mother and not yes her to death. Maybe I’m speaking out of turn, it’s none of my business.”

Bebe could get Linnocent an Oscar: “If Lindsay spent a year with me I could turn her around. I could have her winning her first Oscar in two years! First I would want to go some place alone with her. I would take her some where in the fresh air. I would want her to tell me what’s happening inside of her and what’s hurting. I would ask her why she needs to feel altered. If she says because it’s fun and it feels good I would feel she has a good chance. Because we all acted up when we were her age. There just weren’t so many camera’s on us back then. But this kid can’t do anything and everybody judges her. She’s so talented. She’s like a young Ann Margret to me. I would just love to build her self esteem and let her see how beautiful she is.”

Bebe thinks LL needs to gain weight: “The first thing I would do is put 10 pounds on her. She needs a more Kittenish quality. She’s looking too thin right now. That’s not a good look. And she also needs to go back to being a natural red head. The blonde hair doesn’t work. It ages her. She just needs the right people around her. She’s got it all man. She’s just around people who don’t get it.”

More on what Bebe would do for Linnocent: “She needs to stop going out and not being seen for a while. The mother going with her to events and witnessing her throwing drinks and stuff like that infuriates me! It makes me angry! It’s about a lack of education and connection on the mother’s part. I don’t mean school when I say education. I’m talking about the education of the soul. Some people just aren’t elevated. They’re not there yet. She’s driven by money, not spirituality. I gave up the desire for money to be there for my daughter. I feel that’s what Dina should be doing. Be there for Lindsay, like I’m there for Liv.”

[From Vulture and Steppin’ Out (via Gawker)]

Of course, Bebe also thinks Kris Jenner is a world-class, completely awesome momager, which kind of detracts from the argument she’s making about Dina. Still, Bebe is a million times better than Dina, and her advice for Linnocent… well, it would have been good advice three years ago. At this point, I don’t think there’s any turning back.




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  1. Rita says:

    Did the check clear?

  2. Samigirl says:

    Not to mention, Bebe never makes out with Liv. At least, no picture evidence. Although, I think it’s a little weird that someone did a whole interview talking about someone else. Also, has Liv won an Oscar? Because if she could make Lilo win one, then Liv could win 2 or 3….

  3. RocketMerry says:

    Poor girl. I guess by now she probably thinks this kind of life – loads of drugs, sex with strangers, nonstop partying and minimal work – is normal.
    I can’t even imagine how she could snap out of it, she seems lost. Sad.

  4. birdie says:

    So she cannot afford counseling,but a Porsche? Typical! Honestly, she just gives and gives and gives..

  5. Blood Red Witch says:

    Pootie paid for it while she stood outside and smoked. LL Doesnt DO Paperwork!

  6. Samigirl says:

    @birdie-I TOTALLY forgot about that. She did say she hasn’t done the counseling because she couldn’t afford it. I can’t wait to find out how her next court date goes…anyone know when that is?

  7. becky says:

    why is her face looking so much better? seriously, she’s looked like shit forever, then she looked all jacked up and nasty, and now she looks good again. I don’t like it.

  8. Innocent says:

    Wednesday October 19th 10am PT 1pm ET

  9. rjennica says:

    While Bebe may have crossed the line on some of comments, most of what she had to say is very valid. My mother would turn over in her grave if she saw me behave the way lindsay has over the years. Lindsay needs a good whooping and time away from the spotlight, but with a other like Dina that is never going to happen. lindsay is a meal ticket. Children are not meant to be the sole bread winner in a family. They need boundaries, love, and support from their parents to stay on the right track. I am expecting my first child in December and would never allow for any person to exploit him. He needs guidance in how to be a happy adjusted human being.

    Bebe did make a comment that I found to be very true- we all make mistakes as a child. In the case of Lindsay she is encouraged to keep on making those bad choices because money is typically involved. Instead of learning and growing from her mistakes like we have, she continues to make them with the support of her mother. Are we going to be sad and surprised when Lindsay dies, like we were with Amy Winehouse? Probably not. Which is truly tragic.

  10. Blood Red Witch says:

    She is more irrisponsible with her money than my 12 year old! There is no “money manager”! She would not be allowed to spend on the crap she does if there were.

    She is just so icky. Gives redheads a bad name.

  11. Dani says:

    Granted, Lindsay’s looks aren’t what they used to be but she still gets work. What is another five years going to bring? Well people continue to hire her? In the mean time she blows every penney she makes. No saving for a rainy day. Guess she figures she will always be able to hustle someone. It has certainly worked with the California court system.

  12. brin says:

    That’s the good decision making of a delusional crackhead.

  13. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Rita, check? She paid in crumpled up/rolled up bills (that were first stuffed in her g-string by her johns, then rolled-up and used to snort coke).

  14. birdie says:

    I sort of agree with Bebe. She needs to be a redhead again, she looks so much better with it. The blonde/white hair makes her look like a trashy pornstar/wrestler! Oh yes, she should stop acting like an arrogant addict

  15. Alix says:

    Good grief. If I found myself in LL’s position, not only would that check be in my savings account right now, I’d be frantically unloading most of my obscene collection of clothes, shoes and jewelry on ebay to bring in some cash. And when I wasn’t doing that, I’d be getting my community service done and lighting candles, praying for a career resurrection.

  16. Jenn says:

    Didn’t Bebe Buell continuously dump her daughter on others while chasing fame? But anything and anyone is better than that human cesspool, Dina Lohan. Lindsay is a call girl at this point, one who had acting chops as a child but is too far immersed in yes-people, coke dust and gin.

  17. Cherry Rose says:

    She’s not very bright is she? I am curious as to what the judge will say about Lindsay being out of LA for three weeks, and partying. Oh excuse me, I meant “working”.

    I am wondering how much Lindsay made from being in Europe. I know her “modeling” gig supposedly drew in $500,000 but I honestly don’t believe that a no-name designer could afford to pay that much.

    Obviously Lindsay didn’t spend a dime on her own in Europe, as her “friends” pretty much paid her way.

    But, I’m a bit skeptical of her actually owning the Porsche right out. Didn’t Lindsay get a car worth $100,000 after she got out of jail and UCLA? She was pictured driving it a few times, then after that, the car kind of disappeared. And she obviously didn’t have any money then to pay for it…hmm…

    Thoughts anyone? Madisyn or The Original Bellaluna, what do you think?

  18. Alix says:

    Dina Lohan makes Kris Kardashian look like mother of the year, and KK’s a total pimp! (She’s also undoubtedly responsible for the mysterious disappearance of Bruce Jenner’s nutsack and spinal column, neither of which has been seen for years.)

  19. spellman says:

    I give a lot of credit to Britney’s parents. If they didn’t take action, Britney could be going down the same road as Lindsey.

  20. The Original Mia says:

    Can’t wait to hear the excuses her lawyer gives the court about her missed counseling sessions and community hours. Should be worth some giggles and eye rolls.

  21. Turtle Dove says:

    Great. She has a car. And in no time flat she won’t have the money to put gas in it or pay insurance.

    So I’m curious about what Liv thinks of her mom’s verbal ramblings. I agree with almost everything that Bebe says, but if I were Liv I wouldn’t be too impressed.

    Alix – lol

  22. feyish says:

    Honestly, I think she’s stopped purging. Her face looked like bulimic bloat (you know chipmunk cheeks?). Looks to me like she’s doing something else now… not necessarily something healthier, but she’s not purging anymore.

  23. Bess says:

    I really doubt Linnocent bought that car. One of her sugardaddies leased it for her & is probably paying her insurance.

  24. bluhare says:

    I think Bebe Buell’s comments are self serving and need a bigger memory stick, but her advice is pretty sound.

    Maybe Lindsay leased the Porsche. that would be one way to get it without actually having to pony up cash or get a loan. I wonder if she’s even insurable in a car like that. Her driving record isn’t exactly perfect.

    I could get all excited thinking of all the dramatics at her next court hearing, but I’m tired of waiting for the hangman to show up and being disappointed every time.

  25. Shelley says:

    There’s a lot of validity to what Bebe says, but there’s just no reason to think that LL had or has any talent. There is no evidence of it! She was OK in ‘Mean Girls,’ but who wouldn’t have been – it was reasonably well-written and directed. She has wasted every chance she had to improve herself. She’s not a child, and despite her insane parents, is years beyond being old enough to take responsability for herself, and to decide to live a decent, sober life. Clearly that is the last thing she wants to do, and while that’s her choice, she has no business behind the wheel of any car. Her arrogance is her consummate and consuming quality.

  26. Alix says:

    Dear Bebe: I’m pretty sure Jackie Kennedy wouldn’t have lied to her daughter about who her father was, just sayin’.

  27. Anna says:

    Bebe is right on the money. totally and completely awesome honesty from a mom who had the experience and the guts to say something.

    She does seem to be in fantasyland about taking Lindsey away from the Big Bad Wolf for a year, and turning her around. Unfortunately life is not so simple and the years of neglect and abuse Lindsey received from BOTH her parents cannot be undone.

    But Ms. Lohan has NOT taken responsibility for her own life. That IS a tragedy. Lindsey is (was?) an amazingly talented actress. Watch Freaky Friday if you disagree.

  28. taxi says:

    Any bets on how long it takes before she totals the car? Maybe herself, too.

  29. Boo says:

    When you go to buy or lease even a cheap car, the dealership crawls so far up your ass to check your credit that there can be no way they would let her drive off the lot unless someone else bought/leased it for her or co-signed on the loan. Unless she handed them 80 grand cash…but can anyone see that happening?

    California Math Friends, help me: if she got paid $500,000 (which I doubt) for her “modeling”–how much would that be after taxes?

    And could we ever hope that maybe someone with some power somewhere might be paying attention to all of this financial inconsistency and perhaps start to look into her tax returns and all her records? Remember when the DA asked at the last hearing to open up her financials when she cried poverty, and Shawn practically had a heart attack trying to silence that one? Of course ol’ Steffy HeadUpHerAss couldn’t be bothered, but COULD she, if she decided it was time to really see what was going on with the PROBATIONER who cannot be bothered to do anything her probation requires? There MUST be more to lose than 2 days in the clink if she fails at this CS, right?

  30. JaneWonderfalls says:

    She’s needs to save her money, Her career is fading fast, and she does not have her youth or her looks anymore 🙁

  31. newtsgal says:

    To bad she didn’t spend some of that $80,000 to do something with that busted-ass weave of hers!

  32. Quest says:

    Great! All we need is to let this cracky behing the wheel of a very fast car.

  33. javagirl1 says:

    Another commenter said on another post that Paris Hilton completed her community service, and did extra hours.

    That’s right, even Paris Hilton is less of a bitch than Linnocent.

  34. LeeLoo says:

    @Janewonderfalls Nah, we’ve already seen she has a “back up” plan of whoring and prostituting herself out to the highest bidder when her career fades.

    I got the moonshine cracktinis spread out.

  35. Hellen says:

    One of her johns, uh sugar daddies, leased the car in his own name and gave it to Lindsay to drive around. It’s a luxury loaner in return for a “personal services contract” of unspecified duration.

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    Cherry Rose – Having had a boyfriend (prior to hubs) who had money and a Beemer, the dealership was more than willing to “loan out” whatever car he chose. (He was a good customer and had lots of money.)

    I doubt that’s what’s happening with Linnocent, but I’m willing to believe a dealership would “lend” her a car to test-out for a few days. Or one of her john’s, if he had the duckets to back it up.

    If that’s not the case, I think she (or one of her john’s) leased it. I don’t think she can afford A) the payments, B) to waste that much money on a car while pleading “poverty” to the courts, C) the insurance for such a vehicle (not to mention registration, which was doubled – along with ALL DMV fees – in Cali 2 years back to help “fight” the monstrous deficit). (sidenote: EPIC FAIL) As someone mentioned above, Blohan’s driving record is less than stellar.

    Boo – Roughly $160K, including federal.

  37. SandraT says:

    She looks like shit warmed over but she’s a very talented woman, what a pity!

  38. Hugh Mungus says:

    That money would’ve been better spent on capping those nasty teeth.

  39. imabrat says:

    “Modeling”. Lindsay Lohan is no more of a model than she is an actress. Lohan dabbles in everything that has a spotlight and excels at none.

  40. Pyewacket says:

    Bebe is no saint. Let’s not forget how she let Liv and Todd Rungren believe they were father and daughter for YEARS, until she finally fessed up, after Liv became a clone of her real father, Steven Tyler.

  41. the original bellaluna says:

    Boo – I meant, $160K (including federal) would be deducted from the $500K. So, roughly $340K.

    And I highly doubt her ACTUAL COMPENSATION was in real live dollars. I think it’s more “figurative,” i.e. hotel accommodations, airfare, clothing, meals, drugs, vodka, etc…

    I’ve done the crackmetic before on a couple of other Linnocent posts, but it’s Sunday afternoon, and I just don’t feel like doing it again.

  42. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Her comments were spot on but I still don’t think they should have been made. It’s a little tacky to talk about someone else in a whole interview when they aren’t like a member of your family or something.

  43. DarkEmpress says:

    Wow! Bebe is 100% right. She hit all the nails on the head, from saying LL needs to stop going to parties, to the lack of spiritual education of Dina, to Dina wanting to be in the limelight herself, to LL going back to a redhead.

  44. Shelley says:

    Anna, really? ‘Freaky Friday’ was released 9 years ago, which means it was probably filmed 10-11 years ago. It’s a very light comedy. Trying to elicit sadness over Linmate’s supposed wasted talent just doesnt work. There is simply nothing to substantiate any talent – which means she is just what she seems to be: another arrogant addict/famewhore who is likely to kill one or more people every time she gets behind the wheel.

  45. Memphis says:

    Is Porsche the new slang for Crack? Because “Lindsay spends 100K on crack” yeah, I could see that.

  46. Cirque28 says:

    Bebe faked having a terminal illness to Liv (who was an adult by then, so it was marginally less obscene). Bebe is also 10 kinds of crazy on the topic of Elvis Costello– to the point that she thinks he wrote entire records about her.

    This is all in Bebe’s autobiography, BTW. Which is an enjoyably soapy read, but she’s hardly anyone to cast stones.

  47. theotheryael says:

    i’m high off turkey (it’s thanksgiving here in canada), and most ways to drunk, but i still laughed and laughed and laughed at reading that linnocent was “talented in freaky friday”. i’d rather watch the jodie foster version. THAT was actual talent.

  48. Blood Red Witch says:

    Pootie paid for the Porche with Monopoly money while Lindsay smoked sea jasper outside.

  49. Chloe (not chloe) says:


  50. Bess says:

    I don’t think Linnoncent can afford the lifestyle she’s leading right now on her own, but I also don’t believe she’s living paycheck to paycheck either.

    BTW, Mother Crackhead is in LA at the moment. Expect a flurry of leaks from a “source” about possible movie roles, business deals and “modeling” assignments.

  51. Madisyn says:


    “I really doubt Linnocent bought that car. One of her sugardaddies leased it for her & is probably paying her insurance”.

    You said it first. This twit didn’t BUY anything, her ‘john’ did. Did you finally get my ‘reply’ on the last thread?

    Cherry Rose

    What do I think? I’ll tell you she didn’t ‘buy’ the car, her ‘john’ LEASED it for a time. Like you pointed out, she had another expensive car and that vanished. Same with this vehicle. Here today, gone tomorrow. Hope your OK. I read your last post on the other thread, and like bellaluna, I’m concerned. You seem OK but I thought it ‘none of my business’ so I said nothing. But now I’m going to voice my concern and ask, ‘are you OK?’


    “Pootie paid for the Porche with Monopoly money while Lindsay smoked sea jasper outside”.

    You had me laughing out loud. I think I scard my mother with my cackle.


    I think its TIME for a cracktini, yes?

    Gotta go watch my WSOP (World Series of Poker) Its almost time for the “November Nine”. If you don’t follow poker you don’t get it. FINAL TABLE, baby!

  52. Bess says:


    Yes, I got your reply. Pootie fell in shit and came out smelling like a rose. He claims to be a stylist, but I think his true job title is “Hurricane Crackheads travel buddy and accomplice”.

    BTW, here’s Potties website: Besides LL, he only seems to work with reality tv stars, unknown models and 90210 girls.

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    Mad – Yes, cracktinis all around! (Enjoy your WSOP.)

    Blood Red – Guys are welcome here too. You don’t have to be a chick to be a Celebitch! (I offer up Michael K as the most hysterical guy I frequent. Oooh…that sounds bad, doesn’t it?) 😉

    Monopoly money. heh-heh. Does one “smoke” sea jasper or does one snort it? Is it an “equal opportunity” drug like crack? Can it be snorted, smoked, and/or free-based? (injected?)

    Oh dear me…my cynical bitch is showing. Time for another shot of delusion, with a cracktini chaser and some vodka watermelon balls.

  54. Steph says:

    Ha ha! LILO is being sued for……100k!!!! By a limo company she stiffed. Hopefully they take car as retribution.

  55. relli says:

    Whoa for all the commenters attaking Bebe and her mothering, really? Almost everything you are stating she addresses in the article, including background information on what was real from almost famous. Its a really long read but well worth it, lainey had a link a few weeks ago.

    I have been avoiding LL posts because I just can’t bring myself to click on them because they make me depressed, its not even entertaining. But this weekend I stumbled across don’t tell mom the babysitter is dead and I wanted to know the name of the kid who played the cute younger brother, christopher pettiet. A quick google search told me he was bff with tobey & leo but succumbed to drugs and died of a heroin overdose at 24. Then google suggested ashleigh aston (chubby girl from now & then) dead at 26 from health complications due to extensive drug use AND jonathon brandis… omg guys he’s dead too, killed himself at 27. These people and so many more were once just hild actors with so much potential but when things got tough as adults and the jobs were no longer rolling in and their careers dried up they gave up. I don’t wish LL any harm but she can’t think she is so special that she is immune to the same fate and it only keeps getting more grim.

  56. Bec says:

    Ewwwww! Liv Tyler’s mom, Bebe, sounds awful! Sorry, but as scary as Linnocent and Dina are, Bebe sounds pretty messed up herself.

  57. Green_Eyes says:

    She is just nasty! All kinds of Nasty!

  58. Viv says:

    wow, Neyo really looks like an idiot in that pic.

  59. Shy says:

    Celebitchy please can you cover the news about that Gotti movie? As I predicted it went to toilet. Not gonna happen 🙂

    As always everything that Lohan touches is destroyed. I’m pretty much sure that if it wasn’t that scandal around Lohan appearance then this movie could have been made. But no one will give money to Lindsay Lohan film.

  60. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow, that header pic…that eyebrow situation…that eye-liner situation…that collapsing coke-nose…those coral-coloured duck lips…that coke/booze-bloated chin…the visible extensions…where to start?

    ETA: I don’t think Bebe sounds bad. Given a choice, I’d take her over White Oprah any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

  61. lak says:

    @ dead girl: Her comments were spot on but I still don’t think they should have been made. It’s a little tacky to talk about someone else in a whole interview when they aren’t like a member of your family or something.

    The lohans will not listen to anyone because they think everyone is out to get them, and they are best living in a bubble of positive delusions. If a bebe Ruell calls Dina out, maybe it will get through to them. Don’t forget Dina denied her daughter’s various drug addictions right up to the day she was thrown in jail the first time. If as we think Innocent is dina on this blog, she denied that Lindsay had thrown a drink at someone at that lovecat party with added reasoning that whoever had accidentally been hit hadn’t sued!!!!!HAving Bebe Ruell mention that particular incident as an example of Dina’s bad parenting might get through to Dina where a million bloggers can not.

  62. dorothy says:

    Finance 101: If you can’t afford your health insurance, you don’t need to purchase a ridiculously priced car. Didn’t your mother teach you any better? Oh, that’s right…it’s Dina Lohan, of course she didn’t.

  63. MacScore says:

    But, wait, folks – doesn’t she need that Porsche Panamera for driving into underprivileged areas of LA in order to carry out her massive amount of hours of community service? She’s still planning to do those, right? *looks expectant*

  64. Ben says:

    Seriously WHERE do you see all this talent that keeps being brought up? She was acceptable in Freaky Friday, though I regularly see better child actors on TV, let alone films. She was fine in Mean Girls (but was obviously outshone by Amanda Seyfried, Lizzy Caplan and Rachel McAdams) and even that was thanks to Tina Fey’s script. Let’s not even talk about her lazy, opportunistic singing ‘career’.

  65. I’m not buying the new Porsche story. Its a well known fact, that the Lohans lie and put crap out there for us to believe. Dont you think if Crackie really brought a Porsche, she would of been out all weekend selling pictures of her driving it. I also dont think Crackie can handle a car like a Porsche. If it is true, she will be cracking it up real soon than

  66. Bess says:

    Re: Bebe’s criticism of Mother Crackhead’s parenting or lack of parenting skills.

    I find myself going back & forth on Mother Crackhead (MC). Is she a diabolical genius “momanger” or an incompetent boob?

    On one hand, when she speaks in public, she sounds like a delusional idiot. She seems like she would have trouble tying her own shoe, let alone guiding her daughter’s acting career.

    On the other hand, three of her kids (including the two adults) have voiced their support of her against their father on several occasions and they also seem to allow her to be involved in their careers to some extent. They seem to believe that she’s not incompetent.

    What do you guys think???

  67. Madisyn says:


    I’m voting for ‘incompetent boob’ and she IS a delusional idiot!

    Wheres that modeling ‘career’ of Ali’s? Like I said at the time of the big announcement, one measly photoshoot of her posing in jeans does NOT a ‘career’ make.

    Time for a cracktail. Anyone want to join me?

  68. mollination says:

    That’s funny because I was wondering what her take on Kris Jenner was after reading the piece. I guess I see why she thinks Kris is awesome (I certainly do not, but coming from where she’s coming from I guess I see why she distinguishes between the lohan and the kartrashians).

    But, to the point, after learning what a self-spirited mean little girl Lindsay is on the inside, I no longer believe her to be a great shining star in need of a helping hand and some guidance.

  69. Madisyn says:

    No one wants a cracktini?

  70. Talis says:

    The IRS should take a good look at Lindsay, she probably hasn’t filed a tax return in years! If she has I doubt she puts the “extra income” on it!

  71. theotheryael says:

    madisyn – i’ll join you for one! it is my birthday in a few hours ;).

  72. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn – I’d love one.

    Talis – We’ve been saying that for months now. Linnocent has NO LEGITIMATE source of taxable income. If her arse was audited by the IRS, she’d be at Club Fed.

  73. Bess says:

    What’s going on at the vodka vat??

  74. Madisyn says:


    I’m floating around on my palm tree raft all by my lonesome. Care to keep me company?

  75. Bess says:

    I’m grabbing my swim fins & goggles. I’ll be there in a sec!

  76. Madisyn says:


    Your an angel.

  77. the original bellaluna says:

    FYI, Ladies, ROL is claiming the Gotti biopic is still a go, but Linnocent hasn’t signed on yet.

    So much bullshit, so little time…

  78. Madisyn says:


    Why does ROL keep perpetuating the myth that Blohan is going to be in “Gotti”? She isn’t ‘signed’ because she has no SAG card and is uninsurable. Why keep pretending she has a shot? It’s a fvckin cameo for petes sake, you’d think she was the ‘star’ of the film.

    Is it time for a cracktini?

  79. Bess says:


    It seems like Fiore, the producer, and his pr guy, Hoenig, are trying to save face / drum up financing for the film by saying it’s still a go. Apparently, attaching Lohan’s name to it still draws media attention as well.

    Also, does anyone know how much it would cost to insure Lohan for film work? I’m surprised one of her sugar daddies hasn’t offered to pay it for her.

  80. Madisyn says:


    Do you mean Vikram? Even he can’t afford to insure ‘the Cracken’.

    I get that Blohan gets media attention, but their ‘cutting off their nose to spite their face’. Attaching Blohan is only lessening their chances to get financing.

    Again I ask, is it time for a cracktini?

  81. G says:

    For what it’s worth, $80,000.00 will only buy you an entry level Panamera.

  82. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn, Yes. Let us imbibe. I don’t know what is going on with that movie, why they keep trying to “make” it happen (fetch) but I don’t think it’ll ever get off the ground.

    Bess, I’ve no idea of even a ballpark as to how much insuring her would cost, but I firmly believe Blohan being involved in any movie would actually cause it to LOSE funding, not gain it.

    She’s un-insurable (as far as H-Wood is concerned); she’s unprofessional (as far as EVERYONE is concerned); and she’s unreliable. Nobody who is anybody wants to work with someone like that.