Javier Bardem confirms his villainous role in the new James Bond film ‘Skyfall’

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Earlier this year, there were some unconfirmed reports that Javier Bardem had been asked to join the new James Bond film. This was very exciting for me, because I was using Javier as the “ideal” male lover for a gay version of Daniel Craig in my ongoing homoerotic fan-fiction series, “Daniel Craig Likes To Make Out With Dudes In Gay Bars”. In my fan-fiction, Daniel Craig is a rough, unkempt lover who shoves his Javi against the car hood and their dongs touch and all is right with the world. Anyway, Javi confirmed that yes, he’d signed on to the new Bond film, and yes, he was going to be playing the villain.

Javier Bardem has confirmed he’ll play the villain in the highly-anticipated 23rd James Bond movie.

In a new interview with ABC’s Nightline, Javier discusses his fight for human rights issues in Western Sahara. In order to highlight the cause, Javier is making a documentary because he feels doing movies is how he as an actor can help.

And Javier will continue to be an actor and has a very exciting role coming up. He’ll be playing the villain in the next James Bond movie!

“I am very excited, my parents took me to watch the movies, and I saw all of them, and to play that is going to be fun,” Javier told ABC.

“They chose me to play this man, but I cannot give you many details,” he explained.

He did say he’s going to “try to vocalize a lot” so people can understand his accent.

The movie has the rumored title of Skyfall, Huffington Post reports.

Daniel Craig is reported to be returning to the film; young French actress Bérénice Marlohe is rumored to be the next Bond Girl, Naomi Harris is reported to play Moneypenny and Ralph Fiennes is said to be joining the cast.

[From OK! Magazine]

Skyfall? Dong-full, more like. I hope Ralph Fiennes is playing a (pantless) villain as well. I hope Javier and Ralph are trying to destroy the world, one homoerotic kiss and dong-tug at a time. Daniel’s James Bond is sent by MI6 to take down the pantless, homoerotic conspiracy only to find himself knee-deep in man meat, helpless, sweaty, panting. Jesus Christ, this is going to be good.

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  1. Obvious says:

    Kaiser, you are the best. This casting is going to be amazing-and I’m not a Craig as Bond fan either, but for once I can’t wait!!!!

  2. cmc says:

    Hahahahahh! Kaiser, you’re weird :) I mean that in the best possible way, too!

    But yeah- hottest Bond villian EVER? I think so!

  3. chloe says:

    Javier is my man so I’m very excited about this role, but did I also mention I love Daniel Craig and heck I’ll take a helping of Ralph F. while you’re at it. By the way love the fan-fiction series.

  4. Quest says:

    Oh lord, help me. This one is gonna be Bond-Porn Gold for me, can’t wait

  5. LucyOriginal says:

    Awesome post kaiser. Talking about Dongs, did you know that NYFF decided to show another screening of SHAME?! Today, actually! (I am just trying to give you an excuse to write about Fassie)

  6. Christine says:

    OMG, Javi and Daniel together? YES PLEASE!!!! Ralph – meh.

  7. SueAnn says:

    He looks EXACTLY like my father…..I see no attraction sexually…lol

  8. dena says:

    SueAnn, what’s your dad’s #?

  9. lucy2 says:

    LOL dena.

    Great casting, Ralph and Javier both seem well suited for a Bond film.

  10. Aqua says:

    Hope this movie turns out better than the last James Bond film.I love Ralph Fiennes and it’s great to see him back in action.Of course it doesn’t hurt that Daniel and Javier are in this movie as well.

  11. KKola says:

    I had that same dream too. Javier is hot. I loved that piece at NYT on 14 actors acting, where he’s smashing those plates. Whew! *turns on the fan to calm down*

  12. Estella says:

    Sigh. Ralph Fiennes. My forever dong. Cant wait!

  13. LeeLoo says:

    YES! Both Daniel and Javier are hot. Please let there be a sexy fight scene between Craig and Bardem. Please please please!

  14. SueAnn says:

    @ Dena

    My dad and mom have been married for 30 years….I don’t know how my mom would feel about me giving out his number…However; it would crack me up to hear her complain about it…..

    :)

  15. smh says:

    i see future fanfiction. handsome gay couple yum

  16. Sara says:

    I’m so there! Ralph is my man – hot pantless men if only they could figure how to get Fassy& maybe a little Jon Hamm ( I’d die a happy woman!)

  17. Acorn Paste says:

    Ralph Fiennes is looking preeeetty good in that last pic.

  18. Flan says:

    Lol@Dena. He’s kinda hot, yeah.

    They do love their French actresses in James Bond.

  19. africanwoman says:

    finally ,i’ll start watching bond movies again.i had stopped coz Craig is so boring