Ashley Greene: I’m like Angelina Jolie & Demi Lovato is like Jennifer Aniston


I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ll say it again: I don’t get the Ashley Greene thing. I get that she’s like the female version of Kellan Lutz, as in she’s a supporting player in a massive franchise, and she (and Kellan) think that they’re the ones who MAKE Twilight happen. I don’t get why anyone pays attention to her. I don’t get why dudes think she’s hot. I don’t get why she’s running around, trying to make it “happen” with dudes like Joe Jonas and Gerard Butler and Jared Followill. What’s the appeal? Anyway, it looks like I’m going to have to start paying attention, because this chick is a g-ddamn idiot and the crap that comes out of her mouth is absolutely ridiculous. Like, she really is the female Kellan Lutz. She’s the cover girl for the November issue of Allure, and the interview is so… WRONG.

Ashley on fame: “(Fame is) a double-edged sword. It’s amazing to be known, and it’s great that there is this audience that wants to know about me. But I’m like, ‘I’m going to be known for coming out of the gym rather than [for] what film I have coming out.'”

On gossip and rumors: She prefers not to comment on them, telling Allure magazine’s November issue that if she did, she “wouldn’t have time for my day job.”

On the nude photos from 2009 that no one remembers: “‘One of my family members said to me, “Ashley, everyone does it. You’re just famous.”‘

On her “feud” with Demi Lovato (Demi was with Joe Jonas, Joe dumped Demi and began dating Ashley immediately): “I’m really happy that she’s doing well… She and I never had a problem with each other, but, you know, it doesn’t go away. Jen Aniston still gets asked about Angelina Jolie.”

On the kinds of men she likes: “I go through stages,” says Greene, who has been linked to Twilight’s Jackson Rathbone and Kings of Leon’s Jared Followill in the time since breaking things off with Jonas. “Randomly, I’ll be attracted to a crazy rocker with tattoos. And I find that I’m extremely attracted to ambition and wit. If it was appropriate to date Michael Sheen, I would, but he and his girlfriend [Rachel McAdams] are so cute. And maybe this is ‘You want what you can’t have’ — Neil Patrick Harris. And, oh, Cooper Anderson….[I mean] Anderson Cooper. I’d be all over that.”

On her rumored fling with Gerard Butler: “‘He’s extremely attractive, but I think he’s a little too old for me. Don’t print that I called Gerard Butler old, I feel bad.”

On Robert Pattinson: “Rob. Oh, Rob. He’s very endearing, but you’ve seen his interviews. He’s like, ‘Ah, I don’t know…. Oh, God,'” Greene bumbles in imitation. Despite poking a little fun at him, she credits Pattinson (she calls him a “phenomenal actor”) and the rest of the actors for helping her cope with sudden fame. “All of us essentially were unknown. So everyone kind of went through this crazy whirlwind [together],'” Greene says. “It was really nice to be able to confide in people who were going through the exact same thing.”

On her friendship with Seth McFarlane: “Seth and I are friends, and he texts me: ‘I didn’t know that not only were we dating, but we have since been confirmed to not be dating,'” Greene says. “I can assure you that we’re not.”

[From Allure & Us Weekly]

Ashley Greene = Angelina Jolie, Demi Lovato = Jennifer Aniston, and Joe Jonas = Brad Pitt?!?!?!?!?!!?!

Are you joking, bitch? How easily she cast herself as Angelina Jolie, right? Over a JONAS BROTHER. I really hope Angelina Jolie takes a moment from kicking ass and taking names to offer a simple “Bitch, please” to this dumbass.

Beyond that headline-getter, the whole thing is pretty absurd. I love how she bitches about how famous she is for getting pap’d all the time (when she and Kellan Lutz constantly call the paps!), and how she claims that she won’t address any rumors, and then goes on to START rumors about herself. Oh, and the Gerard Butler thing? Here’s the previous reporting on that incident – she totally went home with him after he barely lifted a finger to get her into bed. And now she’s all “He’s OLD!” SMH.



Photos courtesy of Allure. Additional pic by WENN.

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  1. foozy says:

    in your dreams ashley!!!!

  2. lisa says:

    I don’t understand..

    Angelina and Brad are still together.. is she with that Jonas brother..

    And for Angie to comment it would mean she knows this chick or cares.

    there will be no comment from The Jolie.. ever..

  3. retyah says:

    “I’m like Steve Jobs and Demi Lovato is like Bill Gates.” -Ashley Greene

    Oh wait.

  4. brin says:

    Bitch please. (worth repeating)

  5. Addie says:

    Who is this chick??

    She has balls comparing herself to Angelina.
    I know she is younger, but she looks at least 5 years older than Angie.

    Oh and newsflash girly: people followed the Brad,Angie,Jen thing cos they were all famous in their own right and it was interesting…people don’t care about these (what I can only assume are) Disney channel people and their “high school musical” type drama

  6. Jenny says:

    I know who Angelina Jolie is, but who is Ashley Greene…the new Megan Fox.

  7. The Truth Fairy says:

    SHE WISHES!!! I don’t even know who this chick is. But that’s a crazy obvious nose job.

  8. tapioca says:

    I think your headline is disingenuous – she’s obviously pointing out the ridiculousness of how long the media hold on to these “triangle” stories. Unless I missed the part where she actually compares herself to Angelina Jolie in status, career, etc…

    Anyway, she’s harmless – and far less annoying than Kristen Stewart – so let her have her Allure cover before she’s doomed to anonymity by the end of those crappy vampire movies-for-bedwetters.

  9. neelyo says:

    Truth fairy I was about to say the same thing. She got that nose job at the mall.

  10. Flan says:

    Didn’t recognize any of those names, including Lutz.

  11. Quest says:

    Seriously….Ashely Greene! Who are you again?

  12. Eleonor says:

    Empress Zahara side eye her please!

  13. gee says:

    She seems like she has a HUGE ego. And also like the kind of girl who just preys on men.

  14. lisa says:

    Why do these people always name check real celebrities.. I mean I have read all of Angie’s interviews. and other than Brad.. who else does she ever mention in an interview.

    I don’t think most of the public even remembers she dated the guy. And even then did they care about tween love.

  15. Ashley says:

    @tapioca Agree with your first paragraph.
    Some people are reading way to much into ‘Jen still gets asked about Angelina’ comment.

  16. Shelb says:

    Ashley Greene is crazy hot.

    Also, crazy.

    But you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think she’s hot.

  17. says:

    Has she done anything beside Twilight? She probably won’t so b!tch better be hitting the gym and hoping she gets pap’d.

    I saw her at the Burj Al Arab hotel in Dubai with the Jonas brothers and I thought she was some sort of assistant (she is so plain looking). My teenage sister told me she was an actress in Twilight.

  18. serena says:

    I don’t get her too. Meh.

  19. kay says:

    She was terrible as Alice.

    The only good part in that movie was played by Bella’s dad (I don’t know the actor)

  20. Original Chloe ) says:


  21. Sakyiwaa says:

    @tapioca. Ditto. Over-Sensationalization…
    Then again, Even Pitt and Depp got the ‘treatment’… So order of the day…

    She didnt exactly say she’s Angie. I think she’s pretty and pretty uninteresting. Angie wont ever reply. At most, Zee will give a shank eye. 😀
    she’s so inconsequential.

    Lol @ Jobs and Gates ref. 😀

  22. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    @retyah That was so good you made me snort my coffee. Awesome!

    I think she’s really cute and I LOVE her hair but yeah this interview is beyond absurd. I used to like her if only in comparison to Stewart who is SO annoying. The whole interview was so vapid and stupid. The Angelina Jolie thing made me laugh. Err you guys had a fling. Jolie pretty much married to Pitt and they have about 20 kids. Pitt had been married to Aniston for like 5 or 6 years.It was a huge dramatic mess.

    You Jonas and Lavato were together for maybe two weeks total. Clearly a romance for the ages.

  23. Jdao says:

    Oh, puleez. (worth repeating again.)

  24. jen says:

    I think she’s really cute in the Twilight movies but then when I see her in photos, meh. It’s weird.

  25. The Original Mia says:

    Someone is delusional. Her situation with Demi Lovato has gotten no press in over a year, so I’m not seeing the analogy. Then again, this chick has nothing going for her, so I guess she has to name-check A-listers.

  26. Cheyenne says:

    What Jen #24 said.

  27. Pyewacket says:

    Ashley Greene IS- A terrible actress.
    A complete moron.
    The victim of a HORRIBLE nose job.
    Z List.

  28. Anna says:

    ‘One of my family members said to me, “Ashley, everyone does it. You’re just famous.”


  29. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I wonder if perhaps Ashley and Rob weren’t BFFs on set, that comment comes across as a little passive-aggressive.

  30. Ell says:

    I’ve only ever heard of her occasionally on the gossip sites. But I’ve never watched a Twilight movie, I do know Rob Pattison and Kristen Stewart from other movies.

    How can people say they prefer to Kristen because Kirsten’s annoying, did they read this interview….she’s sounds completely dumb, that’s annoying!

  31. ladybert62 says:

    Cooper Anderson? Even I know that his name is Anderson Cooper!

    She is pretty – “that is all she wrote!” Says it all.

    She loves to name drop – wonder how those people feel about her dropping their names?

    Also, Ashley, get a decent haircut and brush your hair. Also that dress doesnt fit you correctly.

  32. Heatheradair says:

    She can — UNFORTUNATELY — get away with saying a lot of CRAZY sh*t because, for some reason, the men LOVE this girl.

    Even my typically tight-lipped boyfriend who doesn’t like to admit when he’s got a celebrity crush can’t quit talking about how pretty she is. SO — there’s something about her the men like. I think it has something to do with her tits………..

    But yep — she’s not particularly bright (though I will forgive the Angie comparison — I think she just grabbed it because it’s an obvious case of the media being unable to let go of something…..).

  33. Relli says:

    On the nude photos from 2009 that no one remembers: “‘One of my family members said to me, “Ashley, everyone does it. You’re just famous.”


  34. Zigggy says:

    Oh yes, EVERYONE does naked pictures Ashley!!

  35. casey says:

    Who is she ???? Really have no idea since ive never seen any twilight movie.I only click this because she mentioned my idol Angelina.Sit down girl.

  36. Apple says:

    that Peter Pan nose can not be real?

  37. Kimbob says:

    LOL…yeah…an obvious nosejob!

  38. tapioca says:

    @ Ell:

    This is why I prefer her to KS:

    “It’s amazing to be known, and it’s great that there is this audience that wants to know about me.”

    Ashley may be a mediocre actress, but at least she seems to appreciate the opportunity she’s been given with Twilight, instead of being an ungrateful c**t moaning about how she’s been “raped” by the paps and how horrible fame is, all whilst – some would say hypocritically – actively seeking out high-profile projects like Snow White, so she can continue to be, y’know, famous

  39. Alejandro says:

    @ Jenny

    Ashley is no Megan Fox, she wishes she could reach to even that status.

  40. Nanz says:

    Does anyone else get the feeling that the interviewer was stretching to find things to talk about? I haven’t read the article, but the quotes pulled out here are the same I’ve seen on other sights. And the subjects of those quotes are OLD. Like, she doesn’t have anything new to talk about, so she’s bringing up stuff long forgotten. Am I right?

  41. Jilly Bean says:

    who is this?

  42. MellaYellow says:

    Girl please! You are not even on the same level as Angelina Jolie! Wake up! And that other girl Demi is closer to her than you! LOL

  43. atorontogal says:

    @ Eleonor L M A O!!! Seriously, WHO is this girl??

  44. Sue says:

    A little fame went to her little brain. SHe is not the first “actress” to develop a feeling of self importance. She won’t be the last.

  45. Reece says:

    ‘I really hope Angelina Jolie takes a moment from kicking ass and taking names to offer a simple “Bitch, please” to this dumbass.’ LMAO
    THAT I would pay $12 to see. Or better yet Miss Zahara.
    I get what she was saying, trying to say, I think, but still NO.

  46. Emma says:

    Her claims to fame: Twilight and a Jo Bro. Enough said.

  47. Faye says:

    Girlfriend is drinking her own Kool Aid. Also, I think people actually like Demi Lovato.

    Though she is pretty. So she has that. But considering there are a lot of pretty people out there, she should really do something about her brain.

  48. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Ho, sit down.

    Ashley has been blind itemed to be quite the active gal in numerous different stories.

  49. Happy21 says:

    Ok. Dislike her. Its decided. I was on the fence because I thought her cute but after reading these highlights I don’t like her.

  50. Lila says:

    I don’t find her attractive because of the obvious nose job. I am related to someone (never get specific on the internet) who is a big time plastic surgeon in LA/NY and never talks about his celeb clients. She isn’t a client, but onetime I asked about her nose job because I was curious as to what a professional would think…Of course, he said he was just speculating but that to him it looks like she had a nose job when she was too young and a bad one at that (you shouldn’t have a nose job when you are 15/16 despite the fact that surgeons will do it).

  51. G says:

    Her publicist needs to babysit her during these magazine interviews, assuming she scores any more after this. She’s so dumb I’d almost find her entertaining but then I really don’t have the time or energy to be bothered with this nobody, beyond writing this comment of course. I must be somewhat thankful though, Jonas bro = Brad will have me laughing for days.

  52. NM9005 says:

    See, she’s a useless twat who actualy ALREADY thinks she can call the shots and act like she’s a big player in Hollywood. Lord, have mercy on this chile =).

  53. Cheyenne says:

    She was cute in “Twilight”. That said, she’s not much of an actress. But “Twilight” was not much of a movie.

    As for comparing herself with Angie, Angie would probably say “Ashley who?”

  54. JaneWonderfalls says:

    @Tapioca I agree I’m not a fan or foe of Ashley Greene but I really don’t see anything wrong or dumb about this interview, she seemed pretty straight forward to me and the Angelina and Jennifer statement was taking out of context. She was saying that no matter what point in your career people will still ask her about Demi as people still ask Jennifer about Angelina. Pretty cut and dry, I never realized how CB has a habit of lying about things I use to hold CB to a standard, but I guess you are becoming like any other blog site. Using your own opinions to sway an audience. BTW I think Ashley is a good looking girl.

  55. JaneWonderfalls says:

    It’s also pretty funny to me how easily manipulated people on here are. There are plenty of celebs that I don’t care for as CB, but I had already had my bias not it seems like as soon as CB hates a person so does everyone else. Please stop drinking the Kool-AID have your “OWN” opinions because they are yours, not because this blog site tells you who is popular to hate or like. I still like CB but hey nothing is perfect!

  56. Kate says:

    as if

  57. Francesca says:

    Well, if you take some LSD and look at yourself in the mirror long enough, you can start to see things that are not there…

    um, you and ANGELINA?? that would be a no. Unless you are saying she is a bitch and so are you? then, yes, that I can see.

  58. Sara says:

    Ok, horrible franchise and I never even connected her to the horrible job she does playing ‘whatever her name is’ in Twilight. When I started seeing her name on this site all the time I checked IMDB and realized she was the chick with bad hair in those awful creepy vampire Mormon movies.

    I love how Angelina Jolie is so famous that every bit part actress brings her up. And Brad Pitt? He’s had so many iconic movie roles you can’t touch him. Those two are cemented into greatness and even if people don’t like them they’ve had too many great movies to ever slip into oblivion.

  59. Sakyiwaa says:

    @JaneWonderFalls. Srsly… some of us (like myself) still sorta like her… what CB and some of us are trying to say is :Slow it Down, Ash.

  60. Chris says:

    Yeah and I’m like Christian Bale and some other random net guy is like Daniel Craig.

  61. Kim says:

    NO NOT EVERYONE TAKES NUDE PHOTOS. What GREAT (not) advice from her mother =(

  62. Doken says:

    I just lost so much respect for Seth Mcfarlane.

  63. kimberly says:


    OMG that interview was hilarious! I love how she still thinks she’s the shit even though the twilight ppl moved on, and she can’t act worth shit. Keep fucking that jonas brother b/c he’s a hasbeen.

  64. Original Chloe ) says:

    I think the craziness and devotion of the Twilight fans seriously mess those young “actors” up: they start believing they’re actual stars and professionals.

    It might be painful for them to confront the reality of adult audiences who barely distinguish one teenage vampire flick from another, and don’t care about a background character in one of them.

  65. smh says:

    queen of saying stupid shit. not that i ever heard heard other shit she said, but this remark alone is her coronation

  66. DarkEmpress says:

    I don’t know the difference between these c list tartlets. I thought she was the girl that just married the guy who was on American idol.

  67. meh says:

    I still think Kristen Stewart is worse…

  68. miss p says:

    this is d dumbest interview i have ever read she sounds really stupid she looks dumb.

  69. Cleo says:

    If she were French, her appeal would be magnified. She is VERY attractive.

  70. Katie says:

    She is very beautiful. I get that part of it, but I think the whole “Twilight” fame “thing” is a bit overstated for everyone but Rob, Kristen, and Taylor. The rest of them won’t be remembered in 5 years.