Jennifer Aniston: “I tell a dirty joke now and then – I’m not squeaky clean”

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A lot of you disagreed with me (vehemently) about how great Jennifer Aniston looked several nights ago at the Elle Magazine “Women In Hollywood” event. She wore this great silver-grey Kaufmanfranco dress that I STILL love, so eat it. I rarely get gushy about what Aniston wears, but I really did love this dress. However, I failed to mention why Aniston was there – she was being honored with some kind of award, and Reese Witherspoon was the one to “honor” her (photos of Aniston & Reese here). Reese got extremely gushy, and some parts of her speech were kind of uncomfortable:

“You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do! First we get our nails done, then we make out! It’s totally awesome. That’s because she’s MY friend, not yours!” Reese said.

She revealed how she first bonded with Jen, 42, when she made a guest appearance in Friends as her on-screen little sister back in 1999.

“I just had a baby [daughter Ava, now 12] and I could not stop watching Friends. I was super duper excited y’all! In all my enthusiasm, I completely forgot something crucial…I had never been on television in front of a live audience ever in my entire life. And I panicked! I totally froze! I couldn’t remember my lines and the writers were yelling … I just stood there absolutely completely frozen. Then Jen came to the rescue, asking ‘Hey, are you okay? You’re kind of freaking me out!’ [She said], ‘You’re going to make a mistake and you’re going to flip your line and whatever – and the audience is going to love it. Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself’. That’s the story that sort of captured Jen the best for me. On one hand, she is this gorgeous breathtaking beauty that men lose their thought process and their speech patterns [over]. And, on the other hand, she is a woman who lets you in.”

[From The Mail]

So on a night about women getting empowered in Hollywood, Reese Witherspoon makes a “joke” about being a lesbian with Jennifer Aniston. Because that’s so hilarious. Also, Aniston‘s acting advice is “Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself”? That speaks volumes.

In other Aniston news, she has a new interview:

Jennifer Aniston has attempted to shed her squeaky clean image by insisting she has a crude sense of humour and likes to swear regularly. The Hollywood actress, currently dating screenwriter Justin Theroux, told OK Magazine she’s not as well behaved as people make out.

The former ‘Friends’ star explained, “I’m not rude in front of people that I don’t know, but I tell a dirty joke now and then – I’m not squeaky clean”.

The actress also discussed her penchant for swearing, saying, “I would have to say f*ck is my favourite curse word. That’s a pretty good word”.

The actress, now 42, says she’s happier than ever and is learning to accept herself after a string of failed romances with the likes of Vince Vaughn and John Mayer saying, “I think getting older you get more comfortable in your body, in your skin, who you are. And you feel you have more of a ‘f*ck it’ attitude. I’ve learnt that none of it really matters as long as you’re enjoying yourself and having a really good time”.

[From Contact Music]

I don’t believe Aniston is squeaky clean. I believe she can tell a dirty joke and get hammered and smoke a bong and do some lines and that most of the time, she just cares about getting a refill and getting laid. It’s her fan base that thinks she’s the virginal good-girl who only wants true love and babies. It’s interesting that she’s trying to shake that image, right?

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  1. Original Chloe ) says:

    Yes, yes, we know, Jenny.
    AND you threw a chair at a director!
    ________

    edit: as for the dress, a lot of commenters didn’t actually say it was fugly, just inappropriate: it was an event celebrating female achievement in Hollywood, and JA decided her best option was to stick the boobs out.

  2. Strawberrygirl says:

    I thought she stopped with the booger sugar years ago. No?

  3. podzol says:

    Hehe @ #1. And you said “I broke my nail fingering myself to Penn Badgley” on Horrible Bosses, Jen! DIRTY!

    … this is a reason Aniston gets on my nerves. She’s so obsessed about her projected image. If you want to be a badass girl (or “non squeaky clean”), just be.

  4. layla says:

    JA + Reese = a WHOLE LOTTA chin.

    On another note….
    No wonder Brad was bored.

  5. dovesgate says:

    That dress really emphasises her stomach which is somewhat odd with the girls on display.

    We already knew she’s not squeaky clean. The truth of the matter is, no one is.

  6. fddfhfdhf says:

    She looks like she could be Fabio’s sister!

    Her face has no feminine features at all, her features are full on manly.

    ie. Feminine feature are full lips, big eyes, small chin, small nose and high forehead. Aniston actually has none of these.

  7. Addie says:

    Glad she said it.

    She is not ‘bad ass’ and she knows it and never tried to be that, she is not the innocent saint either and never claimed to be. She is letting her fans and public know that there is a middle ground with her.

    Nothing wrong.

  8. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “It’s her fan base that thinks she’s the virginal good-girl who only wants true love and babies.”

    I don’t think it’s her fan-base, either.

    I think it’s the media (fed by her publicist) that pushes that image.

  9. Evie says:

    two famewhores.

  10. Jackie says:

    yes, trying to shake the image. probably so she can be as ‘badass’ as her new boyfriend.

    oohhh, telling a dirty joke and saying the word ‘fuck’…what a rebel.

  11. UKHels says:

    sooo tryhard

  12. judyjudy says:

    It’s sad that a 42 year old woman has to tell everyone that she says bad words. Sad and weird.

  13. smh says:

    Jen honey you’re a bit too old for that “see i can be a bad girl too” routine. Leave the late teenage rebellion to starlets in their early 20’s. God she keeps giving second hand embarrassments and Jean-Luc Picard facepalms so frequently now. And what an acting advice “just be yourself” Honey, acting is all about being that somebody else-the one in the script! What a moron!

  14. svetlana says:

    I feel like I’ve read the Ok! Interview before. I don’t know of its actually new. Or maybe she’s being repetitive? (I really do think it might be recycled. Or I’m losing my mind. Also possible.)

    Anyway, I think it’s weird that some people love to repeatedly point out how “manly” and “unfeminine” her features are. The bodysnark is off putting. And anyway, I’d like to look as “unfeminine” as her any day.

  15. smh says:

    I’m pretty disgusted now that I’ve called her honey twice, she is giving me “ick” vibes very strongly these days. Not as bad as Lindsay Lohan vibes where you just try to look at Hohan’s pics for longer than a second and strive to keep your supper in, but she’s quickly getting there. Must be an ugly soul to hit on somebody’s significant other of 14 years-just for the sake of vacant, dumb publicity. ffs

  16. Ogechi says:

    I am all for Miss Aniston. @Kaiser thanks for liking the cloth. You are my lovey from now on lol.

  17. ladybert62 says:

    Sorry to disagree but I really hate that dress – it makes her look pregnant and trashy at the same time.

    I never thought she was squeeky clean – its just an image conjured up by others.

    I am also tired of her trying so hard to promote a soft porn image in the past couple of years.

  18. NeNe says:

    Yes, and she could burp and fart in public, and I highly doubt anybody would buy the badass persona she is trying to project, which in my opinion, fails miserably. I do not understand why everbody seems to love this chick. I just don’t get it.

  19. Imelda says:

    Yes lets rag on her for saying she’s not perfect or that she swears from time to time.
    By the way her fans dont think she’s squeaky clean either just kinda normal which is the very reason women (and men) feel they can relate to her.
    The rest is just filler.

  20. Imelda says:

    @Ladybert62 – I seem to recall several weeks ago people saying when she was in NY with Justin – why is she so bundled up in jacket/scarf/jeans etc.
    Just goes to show she cant win she’s wearing too many clothes & she’s wearing not enough – which is it.
    Just pointing out the ludacrisness of the situation

  21. Tara says:

    It’s still a fug dress. So suck it.

  22. G says:

    Ok she’s dull AND crude. Thanks for the update.

  23. Tou! says:

    it is odd how strongly people react if a 42 years old woman wants to look and looks cool and beautiful? Like that is ‘tries too hard’ right after some certain year? Sad people.

  24. Happy21 says:

    The older I get the more I like her. Glad to know she’s not squeaky clean but really, is anyone?

  25. Ell says:

    Is that really a ‘new’ interview? It sounds like several old quote patched together. The ‘f**k’ is my favourite word quote is straight from her Actors’ Studio appearance, I remember her saying that’s a pretty good word.

  26. lululand says:

    She is just a human being like the rest of us.
    Rich, famous, intelligent or capable, everybody says and does things that are off sometimes.
    Aniston is no beauty in my eyes, her face is very manly, but she seems like a nice person.
    I like her casual style, jeans, khakis, blazers, t-shirts and scarfs.
    The color of the dress is beautiful on her.
    I wouldn’t wear that dress and I’m taller, 16 years younger than her, very fit and a size 2.
    Too much skin doesn’t automatically mean sexy.
    Sometimes demure and classy is more sexy. !

  27. Trillion says:

    Jen sure likes to talk about what she fantasizes that she is. (I’m dirty! I’m a versatile actress! I can produce and direct!) She never can seem to just show it naturally however. It’s all about trying to convince all the time. Snore.

  28. Jessica says:

    I loved her in Horrible Bosses…. she had me rollin on the floor… LOL!!

  29. NeoCleo says:

    The dress still stucks

  30. Cheyenne says:

    @Imelda: I can’t relate to anyone who appears vapid and unintelligent and seems to have no interests whatever outside of herself. But that’s just me.

  31. Canuck says:

    Seriously, why would anyone say that her fans think she’s squeaky clean? It’s not as if they haven’t known forever that she and Pitt smoke(d) a lot of pot, she likes her margueritas and judging from the onscreen humour of a bunch of her friends, she’s not standing around going “ooooh ick” when someone uses a swear word.

  32. NM9005 says:

    People go through so many changes through the years and she’s growing older and older to have a biological baby. Maybe she’s letting the fans now bit by bit that she likes an uncomplicated relaxed selfish life? Babysteps! Although she’ll never admit her recreational drug use and raunchy sex life =).
    Aniston has two blinds from the past (Mayer) that indicates she’s certainly not boring in the sack so yeah.

  33. I think she showed her true colors when she was messing with Justin behind Heidis back.

  34. Shelly says:

    I never thought she was squeaky clean. I think she knows how to party when she wants to. She’s just discreet and people don’t tattle on her.

  35. baby says:

    kaiser, i totally agree with you on the dress. i LOVE it on her and i want it for myself.

    remember on the kate bosworth thread yesterday, eve (very rightfully) pointed out how frustrating it is when women think they can just declare a thin woman to be unwomanly because of her lack of “curves”…well i second that, and i feel the same sentiment over women attacking other women for their “manly” features…#6, thats really rude to just list off “feminine” traits like that…just because someone doesn’t have “full lips” or “big eyes” or a “small nose” doesnt mean they are any less feminine or any less beautiful. like aniston i have greek ancestry and have a big nose so i resent those statements on a personal level. really if aniston isn’t your cup of tea (and i’m not saying shes mine either) there are plenty of other reasons to attack her beyond her so-called masculine features. i think its really sad and unnecessary to call people out on things that they cant help, like the face they were born with.

  36. Mac says:

    Jennifer’s edginess has always been part of her appeal.

    “Friends” bloopers as far back as season one show that she’s far from squeaky clean.

    Some of the more candid photos that I’ve seen tend to indicate that she may also have a bit of a temper.

  37. ola says:

    If you think that its not true that her fans think shes clean, then just go to the us webside and read. us ia a aniston fanbase and she is their queen elizabeth and they talk about her like shes an innocent poor angel who deserves to be sooooooo lucky cause shes such a poor girl and went to so much through hahaha
    like a divorce is more painful then to be broke or suffer from war.

  38. Feebee says:

    Maybe not really so comfortable with yourself if it’s important to you that people know you tell the odd dirty joke and like the word fuck.

    Though I’m not judging for the use of either, I’m always looking for a good one to retell and too liberal with the other.

  39. Canuck says:

    @ola: Probably birds of a feather who found a place to perch, but I doubt that represents the entire spectrum of her fanbase.

  40. I Choose Me says:

    *Hurl* Jaysus Reese! We know you guys are repped by the same agency and all but that whole speech was just too ass-licking and over the top to be believed.

  41. Sasha says:

    Is it the lighting or did both Jen & Reese get the same gawd-awful make up artist? Their foundations are terrible and no where even in the ballpark of matching their skin tone.

  42. Cheyenne says:

    Canuck: I doubt that represents the entire spectrum of her fanbase.
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    I’d say it represents a good 99% of it.

  43. Camille says:

    “I’m not squeaky clean”

    No kidding.
    I have never thought Aniston was ever Miss Goody-Two-Shoes.

    I agree 100% with your last paragraph Kaiser.

    As for Reese Witherspoon and her ridiculous OTT gushing along with her ‘friendship’ with Handler it is starting to put me right off her. 🙁

  44. Kim says:

    Oh wow she tells a dirty joke now and then how edgy (not). Im sure she is a nice girl but she lacks self esteem.

    I dont think a pot smoking boyfriend stealer is squeaky clean.

    I think she WANTED people to think she was squeaky clean because it worked for her rom-com girl next door image but now she wants to rid of that image.

  45. lisa says:

    Are those extension.. because I just saw new pics taken on Monday or Tuesday and the hair is different again.

    anyway, it is a bit too late to turn the page of a book that was written for the express purpose of painting you as the sweet good girl and everyone’s best friend. This should have happened years ago. Thing is I don’t her fans know who she is really. They always seem thrown when quotes from her are released.

    Maybe the truth is neither does she. Must be hard not be be who you are..to be something that the public would not except.

    I’d rather be myself than a cookie cutter personality.

  46. hatekyle says:

    she’s got swallowed by her silly rom-com and rachel characters she might actually be thinking her real life is a spin-off…she’s got me confused, too!

  47. hatekyle says:

    poor jen, no one ever thinks she’s squeaky clean…not after john mayer…squeaky yes….

  48. Seenitallbefore says:

    Wow – at 42 she feels the need to tell everyone that she uses swear words. Well, I’ll be sure to text all the other kids about how badass you are. I saw her ‘anti-Jen’ character in Horrible Bosses – completely juvenile script. Her character must have come from some male writer’s 14 yr old pubescent mind. Her character was a one-dimensional foul-mouthed bitch whore. And one other thing – have these ‘stars’ in their 40’s no appreciation of sexy v. skanky? Sophia Vergera = sexy. Jen in this pic = borderline skank. Too short and too much cleavage (pick one but not both). IMO, for a woman over forty – Fail. Someone please tell her she is a full-grown woman – not a college girl.

  49. Camille says:

    @Kaiser: Someone over at Go Fug Your Yourself posted a photo of this actress (I believe she is from Castle?) in a similar dress to Anistons. Have to say that the other actress looked amazing and got this look right. She also looked sexy without looking tacky/trashy which Aniston failed to do.

    Photo here: http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/460011/stana-katic-and-oday-shakar-fall-winter-2010-sequin-mini-dress-gallery.jpg

  50. Molly says:

    I’ve always had this feeling that she and Chelsea Handler like to get together and say racist and anti-immigrant things.

    I like Aniston’s style (and her new nose), but I can’t stop wondering if she has any non-white friends. I know she has non-white bodyguards, but she seems to have zero non-white actor friends.

    I don’t know. Coupled with my suspicion that she probably makes racist jokes along with Chelsea Handler, I’m torn about her.

  51. Julia says:

    @ Camille

    This is the best version of short sexy dresses yet elegant.

    Notice that both Garcelle and Stacy (who I consider as having one of the best leanly womanly curvaceous body on any woman of any age) were 43 (Stacy was about to turn 44 !!!) when they put these on.

    http://pourelle.grioo.com/galerie.php?gid=601&num=2

    http://pourelle.grioo.com/galerie.php?gid=601&num=5

  52. Original Chloe ) says:

    To be fair, I don’t get the need for name-calling regarding Aniston’s face (though I am puzzled by people describing her as the hottest stuff out there).

    It’s not her physical appearance that disqualifies her as an actress to me, it’s her mediocre skill that does (just as her ongoing obsession with her projected public image disqualifies her as someone I could like or be inspired by).

  53. gab says:

    She’s a snooze-fest – even with the dress.
    I nodded off while typing this comment……..

  54. Dana M says:

    @ {#8} : ITA!

  55. Heine says:

    Yea I agree with the other comments. It’s not her fans who think she’s squeaky clean. Her fans like her because she’s kinda ribald at times, seems like she likes a good time and isn’t all up herself like she’s the queen of the world. Plus we ALL know she smokes pot and likes to get drrrrrunk.

    She seems very normal.

  56. Effy says:

    Boobies!!
    why is Jen’s face hardening? it wasn’t like that.

  57. Imelda says:

    @ Cheyenne – I dont know why you keep labouring the point about her intelligence – she seems nice enough and were not asking our actresses to be particularly intelligent.
    They are here to entertain us – thats it and to me she does that adequetly.
    I get she doesn’t appeal to you but as I keep saying she comes across as very normal which is why she appeals to a lot of women (and men for that matter – my better half loves her and thinks she’d be great fun)
    If you really look at her philosphy – its to have as much fun in life as she possibly can and laugh a lot and though that may not seem “deep” to you – in its own way it is.
    Life is very short and it seems to me to be a great way of looking at things.
    For that reason alone she is inspirational.

  58. Cheyenne says:

    @Imelda: Well if we follow your logic, every cartoon character is inspirational. They’re fun and entertaining, right?

    Fun is fine but sometimes you want something with more substance than air and more depth than a rain puddle. She has neither.

  59. Imelda says:

    Cheyenne Hi.
    Well cartoon characters are not exactly human.
    If you think about it a lot of people moan and groan their way through life and celebrities too even though they have it much better than us.
    And life is hard on some more than others, it can be hard to be optimistic.

    With JA I genuinely get a happy vibe from her and she has repeatedly said in interviews how lucky she is, how she doesn’t take life too seriously and she’s here to enjoy it.
    I think thats quite Zen – it probably takes spiritual minded people years to get to a place like that in their lives!It may seem vapid to you but to me the simplicity of it strikes a chord.
    Sometimes deep is enjoying the simple things in life laughing, friends love etc – all the things money cant buy.
    She may not be saving the world but she’s making the most of it.

  60. TabbyCat says:

    Praise St Angie, her fanbase never stop calling her a ‘sweetheart’, and a ‘nice, cute, girl next door’, ‘miss perfect’ and a ‘good down to earth person’. Where do they get that from? The tabloids and Jen/Publicist. So yes, her fans do indeed think that, because as this forum and other forums and boards show, her fans lap it up and parot it.

  61. TabbyCat says:

    “By the way her fans dont think she’s squeaky clean either”

    Imelda, you have got to be joking. Her fans truly think she is a saint, an angel, the America’s if not the worlds, Sweetheart. Her fans truly believe butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. You haven’t read or been around many Aniston fans if you truly believe her fans think she is ‘like a normal person’. Her fans see her as snow globe princess who can never, ever, ever do any wrong.

  62. TabbyCat says:

    Molly #50, I totally agree. Thats my belief, too. She didn’t need to tell those of us that can see through her (her fans will never see her for what she truly is – far too brainwashed and infatuated with an ‘image’). What screams that loud and clear is her friendship of Chelsea Handler and her obvious egging on Handler to do her dirty work for her; to spew hate at a woman who never did one thing to her. To attack innocent children and use the as a weapon against said woman, and making jokes about a child’s race, racial features, and about the sexuality of a 4 year old baby girl. You are what you hang with and Aniston’s close alliance and Handler’s immediate attacks on Angelina and children say it all. I’ver noticed that many of Aniston’s fans are racist; certainly a particular Angelina-hate FcoughF site proves that without a doubt. Her fans are representative of her and what she attracts in an admirer. I have no doubt Aniston does make racist jokes with Handler and probably laughs at disabled children as well. Her, Handler and Jesse James would make a great duo. Hiring Handler as her mouth-piece of hate proves what Aniston truly is. Trash. Only to be confirmed with her playing trampie by being a homewrecker and breaking up a happy 14 year relationship by stealing another woman’s man. She didn’t need to tell us this. She has already confirmed what pure garbage she is over and over in the past 7 years.

  63. manhattan says:

    Please, nobody is squeaky clean.
    I never heard her say that she was perfect.
    She seems nice, but I’m sure that she has plenty of faults, just like most humans.
    I would say that Jolie is often treated by her fans like someone close to a saint, not Aniston.
    I appreciate Jolie’s humanitarian efforts, she seems to truly care, but just take a look at her past.
    She definitely was no saint.
    Two divorces behind her, used hard drugs, living with a boyfriend at age 14, wearing blood of her than husband, emotional cheating with Pitt during his marriage and I don’t know what else.

  64. TabbyCat says:

    Imelda, you keep saying she ‘seems nice enough’. Can you elaborate? How is a woman who plays victim for 7 yyears, makes passive-aggressive attacks at her ex, the mother of his children and their children, who is suddenly besties with Chelsea Handler – who makes racist jokes abut innocent children and calls a woman the c word with Aniston walking in on cue grinning like crazy a ‘nice person’? On the contrary. If she is what you think ‘seems nice’, I really don’t want to know what you think ‘seems nasty’. By her behavior, Aniston seems like a nasty, heartless, evil bitch. I’d like to know just what is it, that makes you and the other fans think she is a ‘nice’ person? How much more obvious does she have to make her true personality, before you wake up and get the hint? What does it take? What is it that you can’t see, which is glaringly obvious to many others and growing by the day, and what will it take for your eyes to be opened?

  65. TabbyCat says:

    Lol, Manhattan, Jolie fans cannot hold a candle to Aniston fans when it comes to worshipping. I have never, not ONCE, heard, seen or read an Angelina fan refer to her as a ‘saint’ or even liken her to one – its only ever the haters that refer to her that way. Angelina fans have always been more balanced and reasonable and have admitted her faults.

    But to Aniston fans, Aniston is TeflonJen who is pure as the driven snow, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. She has ‘great hair’, she is the nice girl next door, she is the World’s Sweetheart, the woman who should be canonized by the Pope. The woman who ‘seems so nice’ and is so pretty, so special, so fantastic so etc etc etc. Aniston fans are the most unbalanced and unreasonable fan group, in fact I’ve often said there should be a study in the Phenonemom that is the Aniston Cult. I’m serious! Her fans think she is god(dess) on earth and can never do no wrong. Even when presented with links and statements that she herself made in actual interviews, they refuse to believe she could ever do any wrong.

    In fact, the moral gymnastics they do to justify anything and everything Aniston says or does that is less than savoury (such as her stealing another woman’s man ie Justin), is astounding. They have answers for everything and even when confronted with actual truth and proof, they keep repeating and repeating their lies ad nauseam not responding to and ignoring evidence. They move the goal posts. Her destroying Heidi’s life and her soul was ok because ‘well, Heidi and Justin weren’t married and obviously if Justin didn’t want to marry her its fair game and Heidi’s fault’. Someone even created the nic HeidiBitchy on one Aniston thread. Other Aniston fans tried to blame Heidi by saying she obviously didn’t get the message it was over and she was probably stalking Justin and it was her fault – despite her sharing a HOME with Justin!! Now THAT, all of the above, shows and proves that many Aniston fans are so unhinged and so desperate to believe in the Golden Girl image that they perform moral gymnastics and goal-post changing to excuse in Aniston what they condemned in Jolie. Angelina fans accept Angelina as she is. Aniston fans hold Aniston up as an Angel; the Virgin Mary incarnated who is a saint and nothing she ever does is ever wrong and if it is, her fans would rather die than admit it. That, is “Team Aniston” in a nutshell, and why they have the wacky, unhinged and role-colored glass-wearing brainwashed lovesick reputation they have. Aniston’s fans are more deranged and obsessed than Charles Manson fans. Her fans truly frighten me.

  66. manhattan says:

    @ TabbyCat :

    Wow, what’s up with your scary comment, it’s disturbing?
    I’m no fan of Jolie or Aniston, but come on.
    You are comparing fans of Aniston to Charles Manson fans?
    Since when did Aniston murder anybody?
    She milked her break-up with Pitt, as he just did recently in Parade magazine before his film came out, but that’s no crime.

    I don’t even know what to say!

  67. Cheyenne says:

    manhattan: I appreciate Jolie’s humanitarian efforts, she seems to truly care, but just take a look at her past. She definitely was no saint.
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    Which is one reason I and most of her fans like and respect her: for being able to put her wild child past behind her and move on to a constructive and rewarding life.

    Hell, I did some crazy things when I was young. Who hasn’t?

  68. Cheyenne says:

    Imelda: Thanks for your response. What I want to know is, what does Aniston take seriously? I mean besides making sure her hair is the right shade of blonde and her skin is the right shade of tan and her body is still the right shape?

    That happy-go-lucky vibe she projects is cute and endearing in a teenager. For an adult woman, it’s just silly. It makes her look like a fluffball even if she isn’t one.

  69. manhattan says:

    @ Cheyenne :

    You are right everybody does something crazy here and there,God knows I’ve done my share, but there are different levels of crazy.
    I’ve certainly never done any drugs,forget hard drugs and I barely understood what a boyfriend was at age 14.
    I can’t imagine living with one at such tender age.
    If you are a reasonable person than you are able to admit that Jolie was more wild than most.
    Of course,I absolutely give her credit for cleaning up her life.
    Could we please stop ripping into Aniston over her hair,tan and body?
    There is millions of women who do the same maintenance and even more(I live in New York, I see it)and it doesn’t make them stupid.
    Just because she cares what she looks like in a profession that is very focused on looks doesn’t mean that she has no brain and that is all she cares about!
    Streets and streets are lined with salons and spas that women keep in business.
    We are seeing only a partial image.
    Maybe she likes to read, WE HAVE NO IDEA.
    Let’s not be so certain of who these people truly are, because WE DO NOT KNOW THEM!
    Do you honestly believe that Jolie doesn’t get facials or doesn’t color her hair?
    She is an actress, big part of her job is to look good, she is thin as rail, veins popping up all over.
    She could have gained the weight back that she lost after her mom’s passing long time ago.
    Why doesn’t she???

  70. Heine says:

    Cheyenne: I think the point is that she comes off as fun to be around. Naturally we all have no idea what she is like in private but to me her fun, silly, happy-go-lucky attitude is far more appealing than women who think they have to be serious once they reach a certain age. Goldie Hawn, for instance, looks like she’s a blast to hang out with and she’s in her 60s. Diane Keaton is kinda floopy and silly in her movies-she’s doing romcoms in her 60s as well. I like women who realize that life doesn’t end at 40. That they can have a good time and can be fluff balls if that is their personality.

    Oh and both Diane Keaton and Goldie Hawn are CUTE.

  71. Imelda says:

    Cheyenne
    Just what Manhattan said we all get our hair done, like to go on hols and sit in the sun, have a few drinks how does that make me vapid as you put it.
    I remember looking at a documentary done on the sadly deceased Jeff Buckley and Brad was in it. He said he had never heard of Jeff Buckley’s music until his wife (then JA)had played it. I remember being surprised that Brad had not heard of him before.
    Now anyone who rates Jeff Buckley’s music in my book has a fairly well developed sense of culture albeit it music.
    I think you’re being very harsh when surmising’s JA’s lack of intelligence and like Manhattan said we just dont know the ins and outs of her life like that.

  72. TabbyCat says:

    Manhattan, I said her FANS remind me of Charles Manson, not her herself.

    Just recently I came across a Jolie-hater group on facebook and a Jen fan posted that she could kill Angelina for what (she says) she did to Aniston. A fellow Aniston fan agreed, but said killing Angelina would go to far. The other fan posted and said she was serious and that she would kill Angelina anywhere and any way possible. Aniston fans have made death threats against Angelina and her children. One crazed fan in a restaurant in Germany (when Angelina was pregnant with Shiloh) wearing a Team Aniston shirt tried to approach Angelina and kick her. She said later she wanted to kill the unborn baby, so Jen and Brad would get back together. Another said (about the film Angelina is directing, which incidently, had nothing to do with a rape story) that they wish for Angelina to be savagely raped, but also AND HER CHILDREN TOO!

    On various sites Aniston fans have wished for; Shiloh (who some Aniston fans call ‘Shitloh’ – yeah, thats right; AN INNOCENT CHILD) to born with Down Syndrome, for Shiloh to die in miscarriage, Angelina to die of a ruptured uterus and bleed to death, her to kill herself and her unborn twins in a plane crash she is piloting, that Zahara dies of AIDS, that Angelina dies a slow painfull terrible death like her mother did (from cancer)..

    Do you really want me to go on? Because there is more. You clearly are completely blissfully ignorant of how dangerous and full of hate some Aniston fans are. You haven’t heard any of this, have you? You wouldn’t believe it, but every one of the above is true. Oops, forgot some Aniston fans on a certain board have not only rang child services on Angelina (god knows what for – for merely existing, and being a mother?), but they believe she is running a child prostitution and slavery ring.

    Seriously, THIS is the reason why I think a lot of her fans are like Manson followers and are very dangerous, deeply disturbed and deranged. To hate Angelina with so much intense hatred and passion (when she did not do one thing to Aniston) is scary enough. But when a fan tries to kill Brad and Angelina’s unborn child so her Brad would go back to Jen, when they call children names, oh, including all the racist names the adopted children have been called by them (I will spare you the names), hoping children die agonising deaths etc, that WAY crosses the line of psychological stability, don’t you think? Many of her fans present as Psychopaths and Sociopaths. The fact that deeply disturbed, unhinged and very very sick people like that are her fans makes one frightened. A great deal. Its a cult-like mentality and demonstrates, all too clearly, the type of people Aniston attracts.

  73. Heine says:

    Wait wait wait TabbyCat, you think most Aniston fans are psychopathic and sociopathic because ONE truly psychotic woman did one truly psychotic thing?

    What were you doing lurking around on Jolie-hater Facebook group? Looking for ammunition for your own bizarre rants? One doesn’t simply come upon these things-you have to search for them. By the way, I looked up the Jolie hate groups on Facebook and could not find this supposed conversation that you’ve said exists.

    There are hate sites about both of them I would imagine. I haven’t gone on the hunt for hate sites about Aniston because that’s weird. Maybe I’ll go looking around and report back what I find. Or not. My life, fortunately, does not revolve around someone who I’m not a big fan of.

  74. TabbyCat says:

    Er, Heine, all of what I wrote show its a large proportion of Aniston fans, not just 1 psycho. Those 2 comments were indeed said on one of the groups. And in your desperation to attempt to discredit the truth, you rushed to make ASSumptions. I came across it by accident; reading an article on Jolie which had a facebook link, which had comments which had links to groups etc you know how it goes. I’ll see if I can find it when I have the time. Nice to see how you deliberately ignore everything else I said and posted except the fan who physically attacked and the Facebook comments. Seems the truth is too much for you hence your ranting at me despite the facts I posted. Sorry if the truth hurts but as Aniston fan, you need to own it.

  75. Emma says:

    @Manhattan, #69 … “Since when did Aniston murder anybody?
    She milked her break-up with Pitt, as he just did recently in Parade magazine before his film came out, but that’s no crime.”

    The difference is that Jen has been ‘milking’ her break-up with Brad for 7 years, and his “Parade” article was the first time that Brad has come remotely close to discussing his marriage. More over, Brad was talking about his state of mind before and during his ‘marriage’ to Jen–not Jen herself. He was talking about himself. Isn’t he allowed to do that either?

    The Jen-Hens have set up a lot of rules for Brad and Angie. Brad can never, ever talk about his love for Angie because doing so hurts Jen and rubs her nose in it. Brad can never, ever talk about his love for his children because when he does he’s being mean to Jen (because she wouldn’t have his children) and rubbing her nose in it.

    Angie only gets pregnant to hurt Jen and rub her nose in it. Angie can never, ever talk about her love for Brad and their kids because it hurts Jen and rubs her nose in it.

  76. Heine says:

    TabbyCat: Or your ‘facts’ could be made up garbage. Seeing as I don’t go to Aniston hate sites, I don’t know that there is anything similar but judging by the group who post here and are actually moderated, I cannot imagine what people post about her when they aren’t being kept in check.

    BTW, what are these various sites you’re talking about? The only Jolie hate posts I’ve seen in any real numbers have been on a discussion board in an out-of-the-way area on Female First. Of course, I’m not obsessed with her do I don’t know of every site that people hate her on.

  77. TabbyCat** Yup,(most) aniston fans are strait jacket simple…

  78. smh says:

    @67 Cheyenne: Aniston’s fans are as dull as she is so they cannot fathom that some people can do kinda wild/crazy things in their youth but can also grow up and be responsible, learn from their mistakes and build a constructive future for themselves and others.

  79. smh says:

    she’s sagging a little and that dress is already a horrible choice but why would you wear it unless you have perky boobs? http://uk.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=2516#146533 and the written comments on the website are hilarious. I’m glad to see that even Joan Rivers can be above selling out completely unlike that unfunny, tacky racist Chelsea Handler. Chelsea made fun of Jeniston in a sketch and Jeniston took her to holidays in Mexico (you know, where she “helps” those people) so Chelsea suddenly became her BFF and started bashing Angelina, and her children ffs. After Joan said “I am sick of Jeniston, her hair and godawful movies) or something to that effect, she’s still saying outloud what everybody else is really thinking.

  80. Emma says:

    @smh … When I visited your link, I found this little gem. Is this the same purse Jen was holding up for Paps to see when she and Justin stepped out one night?
    http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=2516#143287 and if so, it indicates that Jen has a real interest in whatever Angie does. And I ‘do’ think that Jen was mocking Angie in that lead Terry Richardson black and white photo when she was doing the ‘intense eyes, pouty lips’ facial expression. Mainly because her eyes aren’t crossed in that frame.

  81. smh says:

    @Emma omg she just won’t leave Angie alone will she? I’ve seen her use the same or almost identical clothes, bags, even the way she posed, and she always, -always- has to mention something about the Jolie-Pitt family. In every single interview since 2005. It’s been 6 years, anybody with any amount of self-respect would at least make an effort to move on by now. But she seems to take a masochistic, pathetic joy in this.

  82. TabbyCat says:

    Heine here is one of the links;
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3559305056&v=wall&viewas=0

    October 23 2010
    Its not exactly as I remembered, but clearly shows 1 “person” wishing Angelina and her children to be raped.

    Am still looking for the link to the other conversation.

    As you can see, no matter how desperately you WANT my facts to be “garbage”, they are true. And pretty standard for the Angelina hate all over the net if truth be told.

  83. Addie says:

    @NM9005: Are you frikkin kidding me?
    You think she is selfish cos she doesn’t have (might not want)kids?
    Having kids is PERSONAL CHOICE, not a necessity for woman.Get out of the stone ages.

    @Imelda: You said everything perfectly!
    That is the reason a lot of us like her.

    Jen has a depth to her that she CHOOSES not to reveal to the public, it is her right to keep some of herself private.

    Life is very hard as is, Jen is just very refreshing…who cares what age she is, she is light and fun.

  84. luckypuppy says:

    @Emma :

    Please, you can complain as much as you like, but I’ve seen women do much worse to their ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends than “milking the break-up” as Aniston did in the media.
    By the way, I would bet good money that most of you bitching about Aniston would do the same, if it would earn you some big money.
    Lots of men and women sell their dignity for a lot less and they are not in a position that they have to do it, either.

  85. Emma says:

    @luckypuppy, #84 … “@Emma : Please, you can complain as much as you like, but I’ve seen women do much worse to their ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends than “milking the break-up” as Aniston did in the media.”

    (Blinks) Excuse me, but what I said was in response to @Manhattan #69, it was not a statement on it’s own (though I do think she milked it).

  86. lakelouise says:

    @ Emma :

    Of course she milked it.
    Most people would have in her situation.
    I think that she is an average actress who did the best she could with her mediocre talent and from the way she was humiliated by being dumped by Pitt for the beautiful Jolie (just the face and not the scary skinny body)in front of the whole world.
    She was smartly advised or is a good business women (I don’t know which) to use the embarrassment to make rom-coms and made a lot of money.
    I think that Jolie is more talented, has a stunningly gorgeus face, not the body and seems to have some depth.
    I feel bad for Aniston to be compared to Jolie, because Aniston can’t be faulted for the unattractive mascular face she was born with, but she has a great body, which is a bonus for sure.

  87. smh says:

    @lakelouise while i agree with most of what you said, angelina’s body was better in the mid 2000’s too. after her mother passed she lost a lot of weight, which happens to many women under great distress 🙁 some rabid haters accused her of being a heroin addict and anorexic, which are also tragic circumstances no matter who gets caught in them, but it was the grief she went through at the time so it gets sadder. also, aniston was not born with a masculine unattractive face. maybe you could google her youth photos and find out that while she did have a barbra streisand nose (who is not an ugly woman either) she looked way better before all the plastic surgery, botox, tanning, fake hair and contact lenses and such. she’s had no less than 3 nose jobs, a chin trim, and almost everything about her is fake, like her supposed hilarious comedian status. she seems to want to turn herself into the exact opposite of herself, an antithesis if you will, and i guess she must have a lot of self hatred which is also sad. however, all the plastic surgery only made her look worse than she did to begin with, and having no acting talent and acting immature/emulating jolie all the time will not do her any favours.

  88. smh says:

    @luckypuppy i would not sell my self respect and dignity in any way. a lot of people would do things they didn’t want to if they were starving, like stealing for instance. but if they weren’t starving then why would they steal? only a low life would do that. you think most people would do that, well even in celebrity land sandra bullock didn’t go on tv crying about how that sleaze jesse james done her wrong. shania twain didn’t wax poetic when the man she gave her best years to, left her for her best friend no less! she moved on, she didn’t want the pity of people she doesn’t know. she didn’t try to make profit off her personal life’s drama. there are other examples too and believe it or not, there are people out there who wouldn’t sell their dignity for a couple of extra bucks. *eyeroll*

  89. lakelouise says:

    @ smh:

    I can barely comprehend what Angelina Jolie went through after loosing her mom to cancer.
    No wonder she lost so much weight, who wouldn’t have?
    I would for sure and I absolutely do not fault her for that.
    If I recall correctly her mom passed away in February 2007, so soon to be 5 years.
    Does anybody believe that she couldn’t have gained the weight back by now? REALLY?
    Her body looks skeletal, scary skinny and it’s a very bad example to set for your children and she should not disregard what high profile she holds in the world, not just because of her movies and personal life, but the wonderful humanitarian work she does around the world.
    Lots of girls and women are looking up to her and SHE SHOULD BE MORE RESPONSIBLE WHEN IT COMES TO HER WEIGHT.
    None of us can disregard that we live in age of celebrity and many people are strongly influenced with the images that they are bombarded with 24/7.
    Lots of perks besides the huge paydays go with being celebrity, but there is also some level of responsibility to the public.
    She has a truly classic, beautiful, stunning face and hair, she seems talented, intelligent, kind hearted and a loving mom and a humanitarian.
    Why not gain weight, so she doesn’t look all skin and bones with veins popping up all over.
    I’ve always been thin with long limbs, but even I can see that there is such a thing as TOO THIN. I don’t know what Aniston had done to her face, but I can just imagine the pressure in Hollywood.
    The quest for perfection is crazy.
    Millions od women color their hair and wear contact lenses, so I’m not going after her for that, but her skin looks damaged from too much sun.
    I always found Aniston’s face oddly shaped and I think you are right about her being insecure about her looks, she seems to hide behind her hair a lot.
    I’ve read that her mom always pointed out her flaws.
    I’ve never seen her emulate Jolie, just because she has the same handbag, come on, that’s really pushing it.

  90. luckypuppy says:

    smh :

    The difference is that Sandra Bullock was an Oscar winning actress and even before that she was very succesfull in film.She didn’t have to sell her story.
    Aniston was a well known TV actress from Friends where she actually did a good job and had a good comedic timing.
    She wanted to break into film,but her talent is weak and comes off better on TV.Most of her movie characters that I’ve seen are variations on her Rachel character from Friends.
    That’s why she milked her break-up with Pitt.
    I disagree with you on Shania Twain.She used her divorce to go on Oprah and got a deal from her for her own TV show on OWN.Twain also wrote a book about her marriage and break-up and did several interviews in Europe about the deceit her husband put her through.
    If,I would have been in Aniston’s position with her meager acting talent,lack of beautiful face and great body in midst of one of the biggest love triangles in the celebrity world,I would have milked it too for millions of dollars.
    And I have a double master’s degree,well paying job and I’m in a happy marriage with well educated and well paid husband.
    Sex and scandal sells and pays well.
    (Kim Kardashian is one example).
    Aniston knew that she will be in tabloids either way,so she used it.
    Smart,good for her.
    Take a look at Madonna,she is not a great singer in my opinion and that’s why her career is mostly based on controversy,sex and religion.
    Aniston did not invent the wheel here!
    AND WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT A COUPLE OF DOLLARS HERE,WE ARE TALKING MILLIONS THAT WILL
    GIVE FINANCIAL SECURITY FOR DECADES AND IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE ECONOMY IN EUROPE OR NORTH AMERICA.

  91. smh says:

    @lakelouise i think what happened is that she couldn’t gain the weight back, she was always busy 6 kids-movies-charity work and travels. and she sees a lot of emaciated people, if that does not make one feel guilty for eating i don’t know what does. and seeing those people suffer, right in front of your eyes… that would cause one to be under distress very often. anyway and jennifer did not just emulate one handbag. there is a site called jusjared those people there are a bit too loud and aggressive for my liking. but one day one of them posted a link of all the stuff j.a. imitated and there are whole items like dresses, poses, many accessories… then i began noticing how often she imitates jolie even in the smallest thing. somebody here or elsewhere said she even mentioned brady bunch which is immature for her but because it was mentioned in one of the interviews about angelina. i do believe that she is this immature. and yeah her mother was a bitch but that is no reason to leave her to poverty after she had a stroke, not invite her to your wedding or introduce her to your spouse for 5 years, she’s really begrudging and ugly inside. my mother was far worse than her she would insult and batter me for many and many years but i don’t hate myself. i learned to move on, and now i have self confidence. it wasn’t my fault that my parent was a neurotic bitch, it was just tough luck, anyway and as she grew older she mellowed down and now my mother and i have an amicable relationship. i wouldn’t leave her sick and struggling like that while wallowing in a vacant rich lifestyle, she is my mother after all! anyway sorry long novel lol

    @luckypuppy with your double masters degree i am certain you know that a couple of extra bucks is just a figure of speech, a rhetoric. anyway what do i know, this isn’t even my first language. yeah i might have been wrong about shania then again i don’t follow her but many people go through personal dramas, tragedies and they don’t milk them jennifer lopez style, they act dignified. she is already filthy fucking rich, more than any of us would be, so i doubt that’s why she did it. i think this is her little revenge.

  92. lakelouise says:

    @ smh :

    I’m sorry, but I must disagree with you
    100% when it comes to Jolie’s weight issue.
    Jolie and Pitt have more help than you and I can even imagine.
    They have nannies, teachers, maids, housekeepers, drivers, bodyguards, managers, lawyers, accountants, PR people and who knows who else.
    They have unlimited resources.
    Jolie is not an ordinary housewife with 6 kids, living in a middle class suburb, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning and grocery shopping, while her husband is working hard to support the family.
    Come on now!
    I don’t doubt that they are busy in demand people, but they have all the money and help in the world.
    It’s not that she couldn’t have gained the weight in almost 5 years, she just doesn’t want to.
    Don’t tell me that with all the money and help she doesn’t have time to eat.
    I’m sorry, but her body is ugly and I’m not saying to be mean, I’m just being honest.
    Jolie is skin and bones and it’s not pretty.
    Nothing wrong with being thin, but she looks way too thin, just looks horrible. There is such a thing as too fat and TOO THIN!!!
    By the way, I didn’t say that she should be 300 pounds and show it off in front of the refugees she is trying to help.
    I think even they would appreciate it, if she wouldn’t look like her bones are going to poke through her skin.
    20 pounds would be enough for her to look like she didn’t just leave the concentration camp.

  93. smh says:

    @lakelouise i do agree that she is too thin, and she def. looked best at the mr. and mrs. smith era… she looks beautiful nevertheless. but to hold her responsible for all young girls looking up to her is ridiculous. she’s only responsible for her own health, and well her children’s. if indeed she is anorexic like some people claim then it is not something to bash her about, it is a real illness. i hope for her sake that she isn’t. anyway i admire her for her charity work and other activities, not just because of her body. good bodies in hollywood are a dime a dozen but she has beauty underneath the surface.

  94. lakelouise says:

    @ smh :

    I didn’t say that Jolie is responsible for all the girls and women in the world, but she knows that she is very famous and has a lot of influence on many people across the world, man and women in today’s celebrity culture with all of the social media available.
    Celebrities have some responsiblity, they can’t just take the perks.
    She has a stunningly beautiful face, she is charitable and kind hearted and seems to be a good mom and spouse.
    I don’t know about her health, but I stand behind my comment from before, it’s not good to be as thin as she is and it’s certainly not attractive.