Michael Fassbender & Viggo Mortensen in London: who would you rather?


Sigh… it’s now a good day. Mondays usually suck so hard, and it was so inky black when I woke up and I had a dream about a sketchy ex last night and I’ve been thinking about him all morning (he was sketchy, but he was hung) and I can’t wait for Daylight Savings to end so that it will actually be light out when I wake up and basically, today was really sucking. HARD. And then these photos popped up.

Michael Fassbender, with his ginger growing out and now looking so coppery and deep, autumnal red. Then there’s Viggo, who must has found the Fountain of Youth years ago, because this man JUST turned 53 years old – can you believe that? These are photos from the photo call for A Dangerous Method at the London Film Festival. Why didn’t Keira Knightley show up? Because her performance was the weak link in the film? Because she had other junk to do besides stand next to Viggo and Fassie? Further proof that Keira isn’t that bright – she gave up an opportunity to stand next to Fassie and Viggo! How much would you pay for that chance? I have a figure in mind.

So… here’s the question. In some kind of desert island situation, and the rule was “You can only sleep with ONE of these dudes,” who would it be? Fassbender or Viggo? Now here’s another one: if you had to choose one dude to have a relationship with and one dude to just have one night of passion with, which would be your choices? I would pick Viggo for the one night of passion, and Fassie for the relationship. No! Wait. I can’t decide! It’s like the Sophie’s Choice of dong. No, it’s always Fassie. Forever Fassie.

PS… this post better get A LOT of comments. Damn it, we need more Fassie and Viggo on this site!






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  1. Fran says:

    HOT. HOT. HOT.

    Made my Monday as well. Love the ginger, love Viggo, drooooooollllll

  2. Celebitchy says:

    Fassie to hook up with, Viggo for the relationship!

  3. mia girl says:

    My biscuits AND my heart belong to Viggo.

    Viggo, Viggo, Viggo, oh yea, Viggo.. Uh sorry, was I fantasizing out loud?

  4. Kaiser says:

    Yeah, I get the feeling Viggo would be fun in a relationship. Maybe Fassie is too! Damn it, it really is the Sophie’s Choice of dong.

  5. Incredulous says:

    What if they went gay and you got to watch?

  6. StephanieMarie says:

    I didn’t get Fassbender’s appeal until I watched X-Men First Class. I don’t think I’d seen him in anything before that but now, I’ve been officially Fassbended…
    So hot.

  7. merski says:

    It really blows my mind that Viggo is 53 years old!! I had no idea…

    Fassdong…. my day just got a whole lot better!

  8. Lane says:

    God, they look sexy, hot, cute. Want a threesome but mostly Michael.

    It’s sad if this gets less posts than the nonsense about Blake Livley, the unholy triangle or the Twilight losers.

  9. WaywardGirl says:

    Damn that’s hard. Viggo one nighter and Fassy relaysh.

  10. lem says:

    fassie for relationship. i’d want more than one night of passion with that guy.

  11. Tania says:


  12. love.the.viggo says:

    Ah Kaiser, yes, black Monday morning indeed. But the Viggo, he lights up the day. Bless you.

  13. Kaye says:

    Five years ago it would have been Viggo all the way; then I saw “A History of Violence.” I’ve never had a crush so abruptly wiped out.

    So . . . Fassbinder by default!

  14. Bellydancer says:

    Damn bitch stop teasing us with double dong Mondays now I am so stirred up at work I may have to take a sick day or something. I hate to say cuz I like both of them but Viggo for the relationship and Michael for the hook up. I told you before a bitch can only handle so much dong at a time and The Fassdong has got to get all that wild prison style fucking out of him before he settles down. A girl can only take so much of that style that’s why Zoe keeps running off, that’s why Keira didn’t show up. The Fassdong is “ragin like a cajin” right now. I’ll take the long slow style fucking that Viggo is sure to give and do the Fassdong style once or twice. I am not trying to let him rip up my biscuits right now.

  15. Delta Juliet says:

    If I have to chose….Fassie for the passion, Viggo long term. It is a tough one though……

  16. Kit says:

    Kaiser, i blame you for my Fasscrush! Now I can’t get enough…

  17. Stubbylove says:

    Team Viggo all the way! Grrrr!

  18. Harley says:

    Viggio for both! All I think of when I see him is the insanely hot sex on the stairs scene he had with Maria Bello in “A History of Violence”. Swoon! So, so, sooooo hot! I can’t believe he’s 53! What the hell is his secret?!

  19. Bedhead says:

    Fassdong for today. Olyphant for tomorrow!

  20. Carrie says:

    Due to the fact we’re on a desert island and they can’t get away I’d have them both thanks!

    If I have to pick, it’s easy Fassbender because he’s just the hottest thing going!

  21. Lalee says:

    Well since Fassbender’s a womenbeater It has to be Viggo

  22. Nina says:

    Viggo and Fassbender have the same nose! Especially in that first picture, it looks like they could be related. Although at 53 and 34, it is BLOWING MY MIND that Viggo is old enough, technically, to be Fassbender’s dad.

  23. Leah says:

    Holy shit, Viggo is 53? He looks incredible!!

    I wouldn’t kick either out of bed. I’ll just say that.

  24. marybeth18 says:

    I’ve been trying to decide which I would choose, and I can’t. Could I do six months with one, six with the other? Because I’d choose to spend the summer somewhere hot and tropical with Fassy, rolling around on the sand a la From Here to Eternity etc. and then curl up in a cabin in the winter with Viggo.

    Yep, that’s what I’d choose.

  25. podzol says:

    Mmmmmmhhh two delicious men in one post. No choice here: BOTH. Has Viggo always had such amazing skin? I feel like he’s doing a Benjamin Button and getting younger and younger every time we see pictures of him. And bless him bc I love him, but MF’s hair makes him look like a (naughty) schoolboy.

    Since the London Dangerous Method premiere is tonight, I’m looking forward to ++ Fass/Viggo photos in tomorrow’s blog … in suits too! ;)

  26. Lenna says:

    The ginger all the way. I love the red heads soooo much. Married one too!!

  27. kathug says:


  28. Leigh says:

    Dear lord, talk about spoiled for choice. Those two are both beautiful, only surpassed by RDJ in my book.

  29. Cherry Rose says:

    Viggo. I fell in love with him when he played Aragon, and I’ve loved him ever since.

  30. Dalstongirl says:

    Fassbender. This guy is hot,hot, hot. Just scrumptious and delicious.

  31. dd says:

    fassie FOREVER! i am in love with him [so do is my dad LOL]
    cant wait to all of his movies to get put, so i can see him mmmm!!!

  32. Dana says:

    Fassbender when he is cleaned up like in X-Men for the night, and Viggo forever. I love that Viggo is also an artist and publishes poetry.

  33. Jessica says:

    One night of passion with Viggo and relationship with Fassie!!!!! DUH!

  34. madpoe says:

    Well I think you said you can only sleep with one, but you didn’t say the other one couldn’t watch! lol. I’d pick Viggo for the relationship, he looks like he’d build us a house to live in. And Fassie would rock the house the big bad wolf grin! love ‘em both!!! lol

  35. Embee says:

    They are both delicious but I’d choose Viggo. How great would it be to scream out “Viggo” in bed?

  36. AZ says:

    “…there’s Viggo, who must has found the Fountain of Youth years ago…”

    I so agree! Can’t believe he’s 53 years old!

    I’d pick Fassie for the one night of passion, and Viggo for the relationship.

    I’ve been in love with Viggo since he played Aragorn :)

  37. Charlotte says:

    Viggo all the way!

  38. caligirlsmom says:

    Viggo – I would have him wearing those khaki shorts from GI Jane *swoon*

  39. El Kiddo says:

    Nevermind that, in a deserted island,they’ll both would wanna hook up with me!!!! Yeay!!!
    (i sound like such a little slut bahahaha)

  40. Angi says:

    If we are on a island then I call for a threesome!

  41. Jacqu says:

    Hands down, oh god, Viggo mortensen. My biscuits are all a quiver.

  42. LMAO says:

    Here are more photos of Fassy from outdoors, with sunglasses. Sexy motherf*****.


  43. Kimbob says:

    @bellydancer…I remember it’s YOU now!!! I was reading some crazy rant on a Fassie post…& now it’s all coming back to me…you are SO DAMN FUNNY, girl! When I read your last post, I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. I need a good laugh on a Monday a.m!

    Oh, & YES…& LOOK at that GLORIOUS GINGER growing out. I’m hoping that is his true color (must be) & it is FANTABULOUS!

    Ok…ahem…getting serious now…yes..this is a no-brainer. Fassie for the quickie (lest he tear up my biscuits), & DEF Viggo for the long-term!

  44. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    Viggo for me!

  45. Annaloo says:

    Salami sandwich!

  46. Nessa says:

    This one is too close to call! So, I say both… please and thank you.

  47. Sammie323 says:

    Viggo every day of the week and twice on Sundays!

  48. svetlana says:

    Going purely on looks, neither of these men have ever done it for me. I have never gotten the Viggo lust, I just don’t like his face (similar to my non-attraction to Olivier Martinez). Closest I’ve gotten to seeing it was as Aragorn, but I would’ve taken Dave Wenham/Faramir any day. Fassy is just so “meh” for me too.

    But my “type” really is more dark-haired, dark-eyed, funny nerd.

  49. Lili says:

    Viggo for both. But I’d make him do the Russian accent from Eastern Promises. Not the Pauly Walnuts hair, though.

  50. sassenach says:

    Damn this is a good post. These men are so damn sexy. It is a hard decision but I think I would pick Viggo for the night and Fassie for the relationship. They both seem so intense and both have interesting taste in women.

  51. Lindy says:

    Viggo, Viggo, Viggo!!

    Which is weird, because my husband looks a lot oike Fassbender. Um. Not sure what that means.

  52. jamie says:

    This is difficult, but I’m gonna go Fassbender one night of passion and Viggo for the relationship.

  53. podzol says:

    @Bellydancer: Damn girl, now I definitely can’t get “wild prison style fucking” out of my head!!

  54. Quest says:

    Viggo always and forever, but Fassie is looking hot as well.

    Can I cheat and have a combo deal, pleaseeeee.

  55. FingerBinger says:

    Viggo any day of the week. Viggo showed his dong first in the Indian Runner, so there. Fassbender looks like he works @ Quiznos. If anyone on here works @ Quiznos I’m not dissing you or them, the sammiches are delicious. That is all.

  56. Claire says:

    Viggo for the one night and Fassbender for the relationship, no wait….. that’s a tough one!

  57. Astrid says:

    Fassie! Vigo needs a hair cut and I’m not sure he can last on an island..getting a bit too old for the long term. But Vigo is hot in these pics.

  58. WaywardGirl says:

    #22@Lalee Wow, what a totally clueless and dumb comment.

  59. smh says:

    To be completely honest? Neither.

  60. DavidBowie says:

    Hot damn!

  61. Marr says:

    @WaywardGirl Well, to be honest, and I really do hope it’s all bogus cuz I looove the Fassdong, there are rumours going around that he’s a violent drunk…

  62. P.M. says:

    Considering the naked fight scene in “Eastern Promises”? It’d be Viggo.

  63. SallyJay says:

    VIGGO for both, Viggo all the way! I recently found out that the Fassdong dated and lived with a girl I vaguely know (from the London club scene)and really, if she’s his taste….well…..now I just CAN’T with him. Not to sound melodramatic but I am pretty traumatised by the revelation if I’m honest…my love was intense, and died just like that….*sad face*

  64. Nana says:

    Viggo is bi and prefers men. But publicly only dates women. He dated Lola Schnabel when she was 22 and he 40 yet no one calls him out on that like when people freaked out about Michael dating Zoe. Some celebs like RDJ can do anything and people forgive them while attacking others for far less.

  65. serena says:

    I’ll pick Viggo, for one night and for a relationship. Always Viggo.
    Damn age does nothing to him. And even if he has my father’s age, who cares, seriously I’d hit Viggo, I’d pay for that. lol

    @Incredulous: no problem, I’d watch then join them.

  66. Violet says:

    I don’t like what he’s wearing — he’s got an amazing body, such a shame to cover it up — but Viggo all the way! Yum.

  67. Flora says:

    The Fassmeister all the way. I wouldn’t mind a little taste of Aragorn for one night, but then I’ll go back to Mr Fire Crotch.

    As a matter of fact, I’ll be heading over to Leic Sq in a few minutes. Need another Fassbender fix.

  68. Flora says:

    Have you got any details? I wonder why HE always moves in with his gfs and not the other way around.

  69. Kimbob says:

    @SallyJay…I know, I know. Fassie has an eclectic taste in women…thus partially explaining my choice as just a romp in the hay w/him. I’d NEVER have a chance w/Fassie, as I’m a ginger just like him, & methinks he’s not attracted to similar!

  70. angelic says:

    Really can’t choose, so it’s either a sandwich affair, or I’m moving in the USA and starting a polygamist relationship with them!

  71. Loralei says:

    I don’t understand your fascination with Fassie. What do you see in that guy? It’s Viggo for sure. Viggo is gorgeous!

  72. j says:

    What is the women beater story? Also, viggo cute but needs a decent haircut..

  73. Lupe says:

    Viggo for both! I’m down with the Fass, but Viggo’s always been a crush of mine.

  74. Callli Pygian says:

    Viggo for both any day, and twice- no, three times- on Sundays.

    Viggo, viggo…Oh, f*%k me- no, really- F&^K me, please.

  75. scotchy says:

    oh fassie you darling darling ginger.
    he would be my one night of passion
    viggo for the relationship.
    * sigh*, and what a relationship it would be……

  76. Kim says:

    Fassie – I just dont get it- not attractive to me BUT VIGGO VIGGO VIGGO — now there is a handsome man!

  77. N.D. says:

    Viggo for everything :) You can keep Fassbender for yourself :)

    The only problem is that Viggo isn’t single unlike Fassie but I’ll figure out something :)

  78. Reece says:

    Fass for one nighter.
    I’m starting to understand the Fass love more and more. (may have something to do w/my tiny little non-fetish for ginge)

    But my heart belongs to VIGGO! VIGGO!!!
    He can whisper to me in multiple languages.

  79. Nana says:

    It’s easy to spread rumours as facts and destroy a person’s reputation without any proof.

  80. Leo says:

    Watch Michael in X-Men, the lastest “Shame” which is amazing, “Hunger” or “Fish Tank” then you’ll understand why women and men fall for him. He has an incredible presence on screen and from all fan and journalist encounters everyone says he is very very nice and a happy positive person.

  81. J says:

    Oh why would you make me decide that? Fassie for the one night of passion (*sigh seriously sigh) and Viggo for the relationship because I’ve heard he is a great dad.

  82. emmabee says:

    No way in hell anyone could tell Viggo is 19!!!! years older than Fassy in these pics. Viggo’s looking 10+, A+ wow.

    Sartorially, Viggo’s pale blue/silvery grey combo wins here imo. Fassy looks hot in a leather jacket but I don’t like the hoodie element. Instead he should be rocking that leather jacket from that hirschberg screen test every time he must wear one. But I like his smirky smirk. It’s pretty irresistible.

    I’m waiting for Fassy’s hair to grow out. It looks so much more grabbable long.

    @ podzol – hi! and thanks for the reminder re the uk premiere! more eye candy :)

    And doesn’t Kaiser decide how much Fassy and Viggo go on this site?

  83. yep says:


    October 24th, 2011 at 10:34
    Well since Fassbender’s a womenbeater It has to be Viggo
    I agree. Viggo all the way.

  84. Sara says:

    Fessie for the hot one nighter, and Viggo for the relationship. Viggo can go the distance. I can see it in his eyes. :-)

  85. LucyOriginal says:

    Well, this is not a fair question since I saw fassie a half inch away from me. But Viggo was the lord of the rings dong. So…Can I have both? It would be an incredible love triangle.

    @81: he does have an incredible presence on screen, even as the flirtatious painter in Angel. Just saw it last night, :) .

  86. ronnies says:


  87. Heather M (Heather) says:

    Honestly, Kaiser, I need to Google your ginger to see what he has been in so that I can watch him and see if we, too, have chemistry. I can’t get hot and bothered over him until I watch him in action. As far as Viggo, I think the only thing I can recall seeing him in was a silly horse film, so although he’s super good looking, I’ve never found myself lusting him. Ryan Gosling and my sketchy ex (why are the sketchy ones so good in the bedroom?) are the only ones I covet–my ex for one night (& then we both must take amnesia pills) & Ryan for long term. Oh, except I am about to marry a sweet, funny former model now doctor who actually kind of looks like Viggo, so I guess he will do. :)

  88. Cristina says:

    Fassbender for a hot night, Mortensen for the relationship. I have the feeling that even though Fassy is way more sexual and rough, Viggo is a bit more quirky and lustful. I like that better. But Michael definitely makes me want to fan my biscuits more. God, a threesome with these men! I would let them… OK… TMI

  89. trinigirl says:

    VIGGO 4eva!

  90. Jennmarie says:

    Viggo for me :)

  91. UKHels says:

    Viggo – always and forever, just LOOK AT HIM

    Would you say there’s 20 years between them? Me neither!!

  92. Marr says:

    @j Some ex-gf (not sure of the name, Sunawin something) accusing him of beating the crap out of her and filing for a restraining order. The thing is, she withdrew those accusations pretty fast and I DO think she was shady to begin with, but the doubt has since then always been in my mind. Like I said, hope it’s not true.

  93. Lena says:

    Too easy… Viggo all the way!

  94. Ron says:

    Whne i was living on the westside of LA about 10 years ago I guess–it was before LOTR, Viggo used to work out at my gym and I saw him live and in person with no clothes on. Let me tell you girls, that is one HOT man. Viggodong. BTW I saw the moive a 2-3 weeks ago, I was not expecting a whole lot, but the movie was very good, interesting story that i quite honestly didn’t know anything about. Kiera is vwery good in the film, so no waelest link with her. I didn;t feel there was a weak link at all.

  95. asiont says:


  96. Bellydancer says:

    All you have to do now is add Clive Owen(Clivedong) to this lil shindig and it’s a full grown mufahkin orgy lawdy with lube and everything TMI baby TMI!!!!!Like Cristina said Fassy would be a lil rough{prison style fucking-my words}Viggo would be lustful but tender{long slow style fucking-my words} and Clive would be the straight, firm, hard and deep {I’m british so I have to fuck better than these guys cuz we invented most of the freaky shit out here-my words} type of lover.
    Whew now that is out the way just wanted to say hey to podzol and kimbob and give a shout out to wild prison style fucking and to Fassy whom I know can give that style but Kaiser needs to stay away from him right now I told you he is like a young horny male horse with that shit. Hung and Crazy is not a good combo when you want some tender lovin….

  97. podzol says:

    Hi Emmabee! Right, doesn’t Viggo look almost younger than Michael?! I need to know who his facial specialist is … and book an appointment, stat.

    Re: rumors — it does surprise me that people would assume a silence on MF’s part is due to implied guilt instead of maybe being bound to legal agreements: it’s so common to settle (with confidentiality agreement, of course) even if one party may be innocent because there are so many factors that come into play. Of which we know nothing about, really. He’s always been consistently humble and gracious in press/according to people’s personal encounter so why not give him a cautious benefit of the doubt?

  98. kieslwoski says:

    VIGGO!!!! Always and forever, God this guy just must be amazing in bed. Really intense.

  99. Britta says:

    Fassie…I love him!

  100. Britta says:

    For both

  101. H26 says:

    Since we are on a desert island, it would be cruel to deny one of them, so the answer is THREESOME :D

  102. podzol says:

    Bellydancer, you are giving Michael K from Dlisted a run for his money. TOO FUNNY (and true)! And wouldya know it, your comment has been reblogged on Tumblr by someone else who is obviously also a fan of rough prison shank-and-fuck.

  103. layla says:

    Viggio > Fassy.

    But I wouldn’t kick the FassDong out of bed once Viggio left!!!

  104. Bee says:

    This question is obviously rhetorical. Carry on Kaiser.

  105. layla says:

    I would also like to make my intentions clear….

    I do not want either for a relationship… just lots and lots of repeated hot’n'dirty funtimes.

    Oh . My.

    Carry on……

  106. BW says:

    Bellydancer: “double dong Mondays”

    Bwa-hahahahhaha! We need more of those.

  107. Turtle Dove says:

    This is SOOOOOOOO not a fair question, Kaiser. Shouldn’t the question be, “If you had to choose which would get the biscuit first in a three way, who would it be.” That seems like a more reasonable question.

    Desert island – Fassdong for sure

    Relationship – Viggo
    One Night of hot dong – Fassie

  108. Cici says:

    Damn, fassbender is hot, hot, hot!! Both men r looking fine..these r REAL men. I’d pick em over any of the younger actors out there.

  109. Tucson says:

    Viggo on both counts – he is incredible!

  110. katlin says:

    Viggo is too soft. Michael would f*** you sensless. I love how he said in the times of Freud and Jung a woman who loved sex was considered crazy and hysterical, but what’s wrong with a women loving sex. He definitely cares for the pleasure of his girlfriends. His sister is a doctor in California and he comes from a family where women are educated and progressive. His comments about his sister and his mother show it. Trying to portray him as opposite is defamition.

  111. Boromir's bytch says:

    Viggo because you know he knows how to do things to a woman I’ve only read about. Things that would still bring a little shiver and a blush to my cheeks years later.

  112. vanessa says:

    VIGGO Foreva

    Fassie is hot as well but I love me some Viggo for one night and for the rest of my life…

  113. sandy says:

    Viggo all the way, but that hair style he’s sporting in the pic isn’t flattering. Nevertheless, he’s hot.

  114. Fabianne says:

    My night of passion would be Fassy hands down. Viggo seems more relationship material. But if I had my way, I would have both Tilda-style.

  115. Kimbob says:

    @Bellydancer…a shout-out back to ya! Keep up the good work, girl!

  116. Sumodo1 says:

    Viggo is MY age. I get him FIRST. Then, the rest of the world can have him.

  117. mln76 says:

    This would be a hair wringer…. Fassy wins by a couple of inces :) .

    Oh and the woman who made accusations about Fassy did the same thing to another man a decade before and was proven to have actually been running a scam.

  118. Bellydancer says:

    I hearby nominate Mondays as “Double Dong Mondays” LOL
    Katlin is correct Viggo would read you love poetry and play guitar and go down on you for hours, Michael would push Viggo off you climb on fuck you senseless and sore then Viggo would have to go down on you again to soothe you. Repeat and do again. Tag teaming a bitch for real!
    Damn I am nominating Tuesdays as “Tag Team Tuesdays” lol

  119. skuddles says:

    Viggo all the way! Not only is he a brilliant actor, but he’s very hot AND he can ride a horse like nobody’s business – no contest.

  120. ZenB!tch says:

    Viggo is like 12 years older than I am. The other dude is allegedly younger than I am. #teamViggo.

    For the record Viggo looks a little older than I do and than my friends do. Which means the other guy does too. That is sad. 3teamViggo

  121. Wresa says:

    I will have them both for sex and love!! We can trade, they can sleep together…whatever as long as I get somma that Viggo-Fass-dong!

  122. MilesAhead says:

    Both men are cut from the same cloth: sexy, rugged, poetic, worldly studs, who are versatile and brilliant actors. I’d have to flip a coin in this case.

  123. Mojonite says:

    Can’t I be the filling in a Viggo/Fassie sandwich? It’s just not fair to make a woman choose..

  124. mimi says:

    Viggo FTW! There’s no question.

  125. Victoria says:

    Viggo all day every day. I would seriously consider giving up my Christian sensibilities for one night with that man. And it would involve him role playing every film he’s ever done. And I would let him destroy me.

  126. JenJen says:

    OMFG, totally Viggo. I have it SO hard for that man, it doesn’t even bother me that he’s only slightly younger than my Dad.

    Might not be a fully informed decision, but ten years ago Viggo as Aragorn stole my loins and then Viggo himself took whatever was left. He’s a dream, everyone a woman could wish for in a man personality and character wise, and gorgeous to boot. *Sighhhh*

  127. Minx2 says:

    Fassie for a one night (F)ASSBENDER ;) but Viggo, sweet Viggo for a passionate and hot, long-term relationship.

  128. Sano says:

    I really get pissed when people spread bullshit without any proof about Michael. Here is a great description of him from the director Steve MaQueen.

    Michael is an extraordinary physical actor, but also … there’s a kind of femininity in Michael, and I’m sorry Michael you’re on the stage with me, but there’s a certain kind of beauty about him as a man. And often … (audience laughs) No, no, no, no it’s not meant to be humorous at all, far from it in fact. Often that doesn’t get translated onto the screen. It’s one of those things that stirs inside us but often doesn’t get translated onto the screen, and I think that’s extraordinarily important. And I think Michael is just a real artist because he has the capacity to translate that. You go to the cinema, you see stuff on television – there aren’t a lot of people who can translate or stir a certain kind of thing that’s within us all and put it out on the screen. I think his talent is amazing, and I’m just so happy to be able to work with him and be able to call him my friend. And I hope we see more of him, with clothes or without clothes.”

    - Steve McQueen (Shame Q&A, London)

  129. C.Lynn says:

    Viggo Mortensen for both. No contest. I love that beautiful man!

  130. bagladey says:


  131. the original bellaluna says:

    Viggo, pants down!

  132. LondonParis says:

    Can’t… find… the words… Should have sent…. a POET.

    Fassie. Always Fassie. But Viggo can watch, for SURE.
    And I’d pick Viggo for the one night of passion and Fassie for the relationship. Just look at that ginger stubble.

  133. SallyJay says:

    @Kimbob and Flora…the girl really is beautiful I won’t deny that. She has a famous stepfather (actor) and I would say trades on that. She’s a club girl, pr, getting people in, dresses & acts a certain way, hangs around wealthy men, doesn’t need a real job. I don’t object to that per se (well….) but her personally I really don’t like. Not a nice person. So the fact that he was apparently with her for 2 years, it just puts me OFF. I’m aware I’m sounding like a b*tch.

  134. Malley says:

    SallyJay #134

    I think I know who you mean…she’s mixed/oriental…?

  135. emma says:

    Fassbender has a dubious and suspicious past so Viggo all the way.

  136. Sara says:

    Viggo of course… Duh!

  137. westygrrl says:

    Viggo!! And in a suit no less. What a gorgeous sight to see on this Monday. Yummmmy.

  138. Eve says:

    Viggo Mortensen — to both questions.

    He’s a resourceful man (which would be handy on a desert island) and he’s sensitive and intelligent (great for a long term relationship).

    P.S.: isn’t it impressive that he looks just a little older than Fassbender in these pictures? I mean, he’s 18 years older than him!!! Mortensen is aging wonderfully, we can see that. But Fassbender, well…he should start taking care of himself (by the way, Mortensen is a smoker too, so I don’t know what the hell happens when it comes to his ageing process — he must be a freak of nature then).

  139. jazz jazz says:

    ummm don’t force me to choose between the two! They are SO unbelievably sexy… lol

  140. Debby says:

    VIGGO all the way for both! You all can have the Fassie – all I need is some Mortensen please.

  141. ernie says:

    viggo. oh, and: viggo.

  142. birdie says:

    Viggo.. not my thing, I guess I don´t get him.

    Fassbender.. not 100% my kind of guy, but I would hit it! Yup. I would.

  143. Hunny says:

    You are talking about his ex Maiko Spencer, she’s a singer. What’s wrong with her?
    Michael has a habit of dating nutty women, at least from that crazy ex. He seems to fall fast, moves in with them but also gets bored. He definitely is intense and I guess passionate.

  144. Bitchbelying says:

    Viggo for the relationhsip. Fassie for the one nigher.

  145. AM says:

    Love Viggodong but I which he was taller lol :)

  146. Bitchbelying says:


  147. sasa says:

    Both very hot but Viggo has that something extra.

  148. Madrid says:

    Viggo!, no doubt (for me)!

  149. BerMan says:

    Viggo -oh, Viggo-oh, Viggo-ohhhhhh!

    Yummm !

  150. DreamyK says:

    Viggo. Dude writes poetry.

  151. Kimbob says:

    @SallyJay, I think you’ve mentioned you’ve seen her in person, right? So I’m taking you’ve been able to kind of see her in action @ clubs & whatnot. I dunno…you’re entitled to how you feel & your impressions.

  152. Lee says:

    And I have to choose between the two of them…why????

  153. Turtle Dove says:

    Bellydancer – I agree. KAISER, can Monday be “Who’d You Rather” day?? This was fun.

  154. AnnieC says:

    Fassbender – night of passion, Viggo – relationship! He is hot!!

  155. Anoni Mus says:

    Both men are undoubtedly hot. Both men are not quite my type. (I go for the dark, tall and preferably handsome type)

    Would I do them anyway? You betcha I would ;) So, how would I choose: Viggo’s older than me but looks fantastic. He’s fluent in like 5 languages, is a poet, a painter I think, and seems very cultured. I’d choose him for the long term. Fassbender’s younger than me, so I’d have a hot, intense fling with him. He’d have to eat a sandwich though, I like more meat on my men!

  156. Dawnfire says:

    VIGGO!!! Did you even have to ask?

    Fassbender does nothing for me personally. I don’t see his appeal.

  157. betteboo says:

    Fassbender all the way. One night stand and/or relationship

    He’s hung, he’d be a mind-and-body bending good shag AND a good laugh. He’s Irish, how could he help it?

    Viggo would be too ‘nice’ for my tastes

  158. Mari says:

    Fassie for the win!! Viggo would be fun for a night, but Fassie’s got the vitality I crave :)

  159. Ruth says:

    oh so much drooling.. they are just so nice.. I dont like older guys as a rule but hey for either of these two Id totally go there..

  160. gee_gee says:

    You are asking me to CHOOSE? You and I are done professionally.

  161. j says:

    I hope this isn’t too rude.. but just so you know… “things” are oriental like art or rugs etc… “Asian” is what a person is or isn’t ..

  162. dr.bombay says:


  163. Kristen says:

    Wow. Okay. I feel like the whole “deserted island” thing throws a kink into my decision making process. Because, from watching him in like a zillion movies, we all know that Viggo can kick some serious ass. So on an island, you’d kind of have to pick him: ridiculously good looking + able to save the day, if necessary + probably also to build huts and rafts and stuff.

    But were it anywhere else – Fassbender. No question.

    Unless I were cheating. Then I pick both.

  164. Vanessa says:

    Oh I hate dreams about sketchy ex’s!

    Definitely Viggo for long term and Fassie for a hot night of passion.

  165. Crystalline says:

    Fassie for the one night, Viggo for the relationship! I love me an older man and Viggo is looking mighty fine here.

  166. zinjojo says:

    @bellydancer – your words put some lovely pictures in my head. The addition of Clive Owen is delicious and I’ll take all three!

  167. LBeees says:

    @Bellydancer, I laughed out loud super hard reading your comment. Girl you are hilarious!

    OK, Fassie for the one night stand, and Viggo for the relationship. He can build me a house and we’ll be together for-evah. On the same island where he found the fountain of youth, so we’ll stay together really forever. IT alllll works out.

    Thank you Kaiser!!! This was the best!

  168. Mishi says:

    Damn! I had no idea Viggo was 53. He looks amazing! And I can’t choose just one! How could you be so cruel to even suggest such a thing!?!

    This post definitely brightened my day. mmm fassie and viggo

  169. podzol says:

    Re: Clivedong .. I used to think he was the hottest thing on two legs in his Croupier/BMW driver/Closer days … but somehow in the past year, his mojo has slowly drained away and now he just looks OLD. Or maybe it’s because Fassbender has stolen all the mojo away from Clive Owen. Yes, that must be it, there’s an inversely proportional relationship somewhere in there!

    p.s. huzzah, this post has been so popular today … and it doesn’t even feature la Lohan, Brangelina or Aniston!

  170. Lindsey says:

    Viggo—> Smash (face down, a** up, lol). I’ve had the oochie wally wally, oochie bang bangs for him since I saw the Perfect Murder…

  171. Hautie says:


    Yet, I do prefer Viggo with shorter hair. But I am not going to dismiss him for looking a little shaggy.

    Honestly, Fassbender does nothing for me. Seems charming. But not someone I need to see with his pants off.

  172. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    Fassie to hook up with, Viggo for the relationship. I second that. Or … maybe … either way really. Either way you’re a winner with these two … ah to be on an island with them … thanks for giving my own shitty monday a happy ending.

  173. Nini says:

    Never thought of a threesome before this pic!

  174. Adrien says:

    VIGGO, of course. Fass is great looking but he is forgettable. Looks like a generic Irish hunk. VigGO is what? 53. No other guy in the world looks that hot at 53— 20 decades older than Michael but hairline slicker than Fass.

  175. Camille says:

    Fassbender all the way.

  176. poodlemom says:

    I want to be the filling in a Viggo/Fassie Oreo cookie!

  177. Cat says:

    Fassy all the way, I still haven’t forgiven Viggo for being in Hidalgo.

  178. kp says:

    Hook up with Fassie, date Viggo… I think… AHH IT’S TOO HARD TO DECIDE!!!!

  179. Viggotastic says:

    The correct answer to every “who’s the hottest” question is invariably VIGGO. Deal with it :)

  180. Callumna says:

    Viggo. Criminally hot. That shot of him just looking up is amazing.

    How do boys Timberlake even get a second glance in a town where Viggo is an actual hope?

  181. sue says:

    Fassy for one night; Viggo for longterm. Viggo is very smart, hot.

  182. Mauibound says:

    Damn! This makes me miss hot guy friday so friggen much! Bring back the dong!

  183. nouvelle icône says:

    I can’t decide. Viggo, Fassie, Viggo, Fassie! I choose Viggo talking to me in that sexy spanish he speaks… first! :-)
    This post is a blessing after the “teen bride”-humping-pumpkins post.

  184. Aqua says:

    Wow! I thought the only people who got this many comments on a post are Angelina Jolie,Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.That being said it’s nice to see the love for Viggo.He look like he would probable last the longest out of the two.

  185. Susie says:

    Ahhhh – went to the LA premiere Dangerous Method last week and neither of them showed! Ugh! Will stalk Fassy when Shames premieres here in a couple weeks!

  186. I Choose Me says:

    Hm, tough choice. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place. :D

    Viggo is so talented and he seems like a lovely man but Fassie, hoo boy! That man is fire. The red hair, the accent the dong. Yep, Fassie all the way.

  187. LucyOriginal says:

    Just a quick correction on my part. Fassie’s character in Angel was a flirtatious painter, but a tormented artist. Even in that movie, you could see his talent, :) .

    @Aqua: *hugs*. Fassie and Viggo in the same post = a great reason to have many comments, non?! :)

  188. Lucky Charm says:

    Sorry, Kaiser, I have to go with Viggo. Even if it’s not a real relationship, as long as he would have his way with me every day & night would still be ok with me!

  189. autummleaves says:

    though I love Viggo, that sexy beast known as Fassbender is the one I want. I look forward to watching more of his work in the future.

    That man is H O T. When I saw him on screen, whew, he has ‘IT’. I can see him effing you senseless, then reading poetry to his lady with soft jazz in the background.

  190. Ashley says:

    Viggo for sure! Damn he looks great!

  191. Fassman Cometh says:

    Gee, this is is a toughie. I’d fall down and spread em for both of these dudes. But I suppose I’d take Fassman for the relationship and Viggo for the quickie. But then, when we were done, I’d want Viggo to talk with me all night cuz he’s so damn smart and can do so many things, like a true Renaissance man. Fassman and I wouldn’t need to talk. He’d probably say too many goddamned “you knows” for me to stomach that for too long anyway. Nope, no need for convo with that one. Oh no…more important things with his time to be done, lol!

  192. iseepinkelefants says:


    Viggo’s a bit too artsy fartsy for my tastes. I get that really “complex” vibe from him, and I’m not down with those kinds of dudes.

    Fassie’s a bit “method” too but he seems like he has a sense of humor every now and again.

  193. iseepinkelefants says:

    #64 – Aw Sally Jay I know you have some good gossip then. Give, give.

  194. Fluffy says:

    Fassy for the relationship!

  195. Ay says:

    The girls that filmed those threesome sex scenes in “Shame” said not only was he an absolute gentlemen but also were very intense and into them while filming. So many Hollywood actors look limp and forced when filming sex scenes.

  196. Ellen says:

    Another reason to love Michael is this quote from the Comic Con panel for that film with Josh Brolin and Megan Fox

    peaking on a panel at Comic-Con last July, Ms. Fox at least slightly shocked the nearly shock-proof crowd by saying that she had reached for authenticity by telling a co-star, Michael Fassbender, that it would be all right to “smack me” or otherwise beat her while shooting. “I said, leave your fetishes at home, please, we’re here to work,” said Mr. Fassbender, who was also on the panel.

  197. Juliesunflower says:

    Sorry Kaiser, it’s Viggo for me!

  198. Mimi says:

    I agree with iseepinkelefants, SallyJay please come and spill the beans :) , sounds juicy :)

  199. Acorn Paste says:

    196 comments! Hahaha

    Michael is so cute. I know crow’s feet comes with age, but he probably also got them from smiling too much :D

  200. Anne de Vries says:

    Both. One on either side of me.

    OK, I think Viggo would be the relationship guy. I love his diverse art. He would get my wildly careening one-track artistic mind.

    But really, both. *happy thoughts*

  201. mamakowalska says:

    VIGGO FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

  202. Flora says:

    @Hautie: Honestly, Fassbender does nothing for me. Seems charming. But not someone I need to see with his pants off.

    You obviously haven’t seen Shame yet. Go see it, so you can get better acquainted with the Fassdong..all 10 inch of it. ;-)

  203. Auds says:

    Definitely Viggo.
    For me, Fassbender goes into the weird/fugly basket with that Theroux dude.

  204. woopidoo says:

    Is it me, or are they kinda lookalike?

  205. TXCinderella says:

    Oh dayum, I would do them both!

  206. Laura says:

    I’m sorry, I’d have to take Viggo over Fassdong. I like older men. :P

  207. forelithe says:

    Viggo…after all He is a Man, no doubt about that ladies.

  208. rita says:

    no! Viggo is forever!
    the most humble actor on Hollywood
    and I was a Legolas fan but after seeing how much Orlando became arrogant, I love Viggo now

  209. Mtn Girl says:

    @120 skuddles – I agree, I’d ride a horse with Viggo. Anyday.