Stacy Keibler “just wants to make George Clooney happy with nothing in return”


Does anyone else feel like Stacy Keibler’s tenure as George Clooney’s girlfriend has been somewhat disappointing thus far? Sure, I’ve enjoyed her general craziness, and I also liked the Tit Tape Debacle, but basically Stacy doesn’t have much of a personality. She has no “hook”. Sarah Larson’s dirty little secrets involved whatever she was really doing for a career in Vegas, and Elisabetta’s whitewash involved… well, EVERYTHING (coke, hookers and Silvio Berlusconi). Stacy is nowhere near that interesting. We already know she’s profiting from her association with George. We already know she’s his beck-and-call girl. Why do we need to have it all gussied up into some kind of romance?

George Clooney couldn’t take his eyes off Stacy Keibler at the October 20 premiere of The Descendants in London. According to an insider, Stacy, 32, has captured the serial dater’s affection by showering him with love – Italian style!

“Stacy hired a private chef from Tuscany to teach her how to make some of George’s favorite meals,” an insider tells In Touch. Stacy also impressed 50-year-old George, who owns a villa in Lake Como, Italy, by learning some Italian from a private tutor.

So if George is so smitten with all things from Italy, why didn’t he just stay with his last girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis?

According to a source, high-mainenance Elisabetta expected George to cater to her whims, whereas Stacy is the opposite: “Stacy just wants to make George happy and expects nothing in return. It’s a welcome change of pace for him.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

“Stacy just wants to make George happy and expects nothing in return.” Stacy just wants to keep the ball rolling. Stacy just wants to be the most perfect geisha ever. Stacy wants everybody to know that George is in charge, always. Sigh… I miss feminism. Wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to hear a realistic story about one of Clooney’s relationships? “She liked George okay, and the sex was decent. She really enjoyed when he gave her a credit card to buy whatever she wanted. She didn’t have anything else going on, so she pretty much just waited for him to call.”

E! News also had some dish about the Keibler-Canalis comparisons. A source close to Clooney says, “Stacy is not Elisabetta. And that has a lot to do with why she’s around and Elisabetta isn’t. [Elisabetta] was very ambitious… [she] decided to be famous in Hollywood, no matter what.” And although Clooney thinks his relationship with Stacy is “easy” (no joke), the source also said that Elisabetta “is the most determined of all the women George has ever dated.” Meaning Eli could end up back with George, I guess. The source then ended with this: “I’ve always thought Renée [Zellweger] would come back around.” Puh-lease.



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  1. brin says:

    “She’s profiting from her association with him”….that sounds like something in return.

  2. goodtoknow says:

    For sure Canalis was nowhere close to a geisha approach. But she made it for a couple of years, despite all the issue these sources are mentioning. Let’s see if geisha Stacy will be around for a longer period.
    BTW, George usually hires a chef when he is in Italy, he doesn’t need a maid but a beard.

  3. tia says:

    riiiiight, BS!! She would marry him tomorrow if he asked.

    WHAT A FREAKIN DOORMAT!!! She makes herself look so pathetic and when he is done she will be heartbroken and screwed up.. SAD..

  4. Maritza says:

    Two years seem to be the time limit for his relationships. Stacy should enjoy it while it lasts.

  5. Addie says:

    This woman is starting to sound like her whole life will now be about George,George and more George…That I cannot respect from a woman.

    However,the geisha behavour did work for Kate Middleton, so who knows.

  6. Come on! says:

    Of course she wants to make George Clooney happy, what else does she have to do except from cleansing, exercising and twitting?

    Oh Sorry I forgot she’s also solving the famine issue with Bono!

    Forget what i said the girl is busy.

  7. gee says:

    He’s probably the best boyfriend EVER until he dumps your ass unexpectedly.

  8. Judy says:

    Only someone who is narcissistic and needs to be in charge (control) would want a Stepford-type relationship with a “yes” person. This makes me want to barf.

  9. Lady says:

    Gah, George is such a slut. I’m tired of people not acknowledging his slutty ways. Damn!

  10. Jackie says:

    these women are making me sad (stacy, demi, kate)….having their whole world revolve around ‘their man’. c’mon ladies, let’s get it together! shit.

    • donavon says:

      i agree with jackie old man clooney52.please find someone his close age instead of stacy32.our world should baned this teinted type of lords name.

  11. Nanea says:

    Stacy expects nothing in return but a huge bonus to the term of a few million $$ once her services are no longer needed, right?

  12. jazz fabulous says:

    George Clooney is just pathetic. He’s what, in his 50s and still can’t hold a healthy steady relationship for longer than 2 years. Dude, you’re either gay or you’re just pathetic and need to grow the hell up.

  13. Victoria says:

    i guess asking cb to stop using the term geisha for woman who don’t deserve the title is pointless.

  14. Hazel says:

    Sometimes when you date older men….you just want to please them like a little girl. You seek their validation in a sense and making them happy becomes synonymous with loving them.

    Very slippery road, Stacy…but I get it.

  15. Intercontinental says:

    Hi gossip friends. We’ve been debating Kaisers report and are wondering if alls rosy in the showmance why then does GC keep publicly mocking the Clingon? The latest public mocking was at the awards ceremony which was filmed by ET (which amusingly shows the Clingon greeting Nancy like her mother!). That is not the manner of somebody you are romantically involved with! And really, Ladies, would you put up with that bull sh*t from your man in public? We’d take his head off!! Our guys included, but the other way round, if you see what we mean? GC is displaying a real life can’t be ar*ed attitude that would signal to us normal peeps the end is nigh!! And, if it wasn’t you’d dump them anyway for gross misbehaviour conduct in public!
    Have a good weekend gossip friends. 🙂

  16. guest says:

    There is an old saying that goes ” it takes two to tango” Clooney might be too old for Stacy and he is just using her, but she knows what she is doing. She raised her appearance fees and is selling products, like massage oil, on Open Skye. This all began when she started dating clooney. So yes she has benefited. Also, what happened to the independent, career woman, who can hang out with the guys and she has her own money image, now she is a doormat. In the end, when she wants a more domestic lifestyle. It will be the end for her. I guess she thinks she is going to make it to next summer and Como because her contract probably expires then. She doesn’t need to take cooking lessons I am sure George has a chef.

  17. normades says:

    I guess she really has nothing better to do…

  18. LDB says:

    George used to be one of my favorites. I actually thought he had a bit of depth because of his work outside of Hollywood….but lately he is getting a bit of the “Yuck” factor from me. Honestly if he keeps going he will end up on my “pathetic older guys who date little girls to prove I’m still a stud” list. I really thought he had more going on than that.. disappointing.

  19. Marjalane says:

    There’s something very pathetic and not at.all.attractive about a man who dates and pays for a self described doormat. You know that every bimbo that takes up with Clooney is certain that she’s going to be the one to “change him”.

  20. gamblea says:

    I lol the picture of him pointing to her ‘um’ and making a ‘eh’ face

  21. miss_bhaven says:

    I still don’t see what all the fuss is about! Why do all these women fall all over him? God, have some decency. You know he is only going to kick your ass to the curb in front of the entire world.

  22. rogue says:

    I find George becoming pathetic.Why the need to have a random chick on your arm at very event.Why not fly solo until you have met the right person or are atleast in a genuine relationship.I find it sad.

  23. theaPie says:

    “Stacy just wants to make George happy and expects nothing in return.”

    So what, George is a freakin’ charity case? GMAB

  24. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    I’d like to see Demi Moore and George Clooney hook up, if George is straight, Stacey and him are not very convincing.

  25. hammer says:

    George will never meet the right person…he doesn’t care about having a close relationship, so why all the hoopla around all the pieces he goes through? Who actually cares? He’s not someone I drool over and fantasize about sexing it up with. He might be fun to have a beer and lively conversation with, in a group setting, but nothing personal. Nope. He’s one o’ them manwhores, ya know?

  26. Jayna says:

    I would love to see George chase after a strong but controversial woman like Madonna and give us something great to talk about gossipwise, instead of the usual 20 years younger Z-Lister, who are at his beck and call. What really is there left to say except bet on how many months until she’s traded in.

  27. LucyOriginal says:

    What happened to the guy’s girl- independent woman that she is? hmm… the usual BS.

  28. Playlist says:

    Poor confused Stacy. The contract doesn’t include cooking for him. He pays other people for that. Learning Italian? George can’t even speak Italian, so why bother?

    Focus Stacy, focus. You only need to show up in public with him. The rest is a waste of time and effort. Just learn the basic bearding skills, smile on the red carpet, and collect the fee. Make good use of networking opportunities for future bearding opportunities so you can smoothly transition to the next client when the job is done. When your contract ends, follow Elisabetta’s footsteps and go for a more age appropriate and less famous client for the next one. Do not run an ad for your next beard like stupid Sarah did. It’s no wonder that she is back working in a bar.

    Better yet, use your free time to find some self esteem so you can live a real life. Dignity is a label that can’t be sewn in.

  29. Aqua says:

    @ Jenya I read that George and Madonna did have one date in New York some years back and it has been said that it didn’t go very well.Apparently by the end of the evening either one of them was enamoured with other.

  30. Canuck says:

    As far as George’s contract girlfriends go, at least this one looks like she’s relatively good-natured. And anyone asking why he bothers is willfully blind. The man is going through the motions until he’s so bulletproof that it doesn’t matter what goes on in his personal life.

  31. Snowbunny says:

    Funny, what step is the PR on –

    1. George is dating a fun loving, adventurous girl (insert name). She is a model or actress. Check

    2. George is really smitten with (insert name). Check

    3. All of George’s friends think she is wonderful, she knows how to get along with the boys. Check

    4. (Insert name) is a strong independant woman. Check

    5. (Insert name) is just having fun and enjoying being with George and doesn’t want nothing in return. Check

    6. People mag article about how wonderful the strong, independant woman is and is taking care of George. Pending

  32. LucyOriginal says:

    Snowbunny: you nailed it! hahaha

    The pending part is even better! 🙂

  33. april says:

    He probably needs someone mellow like Stacy at his age. He probably doesn’t have the energy anymore to have someone with any opposing views. This relationship appears boring because there’s no sparks flying on George’s part. It didn’t appear that he had to really pursue her. Men typically crave what they cannot get easily.

  34. AM says:

    Why should George “settle down” at least he’s not like the other actors who screw around and end up having multiple marriages and kids all over the joint. The guys got more sense that most in Hollywood.

  35. DD says:

    oh what an altruistic soul. Just wanting to make a selfish man happy. Unfortunately in a year or so the only thing that will make George happy is to replace her with a new trophy girl.

  36. Guest says:

    Not nice to say, but she’s an idiot. I say this was leaked by Camp Stacy about the cooking and language lessons, however, for wanting to please George she forgot the #1 rule – keep private life private. Which, he was just quoted on a recent Red Carpet because he didn’t want to answer a question. Something like ‘we both respect about keeping our relationship private’ – not his exact wording. Though she or friends have leaked too much to really believe that about her, LOL.

  37. elm says:

    Don’t get it … stories these girls tell keep changing

    First Eli was on about marriage etc … now in her book to dish the dirt on Clooney, she says it was never romantic, just a father-daughter relationship, wtf?–Elisabetta-Canalis-finally-dishes-ex-George-Clooney.html

    when its all over, what will stacy call this ‘job’?

    isn’t getting a career boost on a worldwide level enough of a return – i mean who had even heard of her before becoming clooney arm candy?

  38. Gelina Whiddon says:

    Clooney says in Rolling Stone (November 2011) that he won’t discuss whether he currently has a girlfriend, but he appears to stay in from of the camera with his alleged contract girlfriends. I have never read or heard of a supposedly private movie star who is so public with his little trashy romances. Enough already George! If the rumors are true, buy out the contract and live a real movie star life (i.e. Richard Gere, Robert Di Niro, Denzel Washington, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Samuel Jackson, Hugh Grant, Matt Damon and …)

  39. donavon says:

    screw clooney52 old fart please find someone his close age instead of stacy32.we should baned this kind of relationship between too old and yoo god name.

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