Linnocent is “looking forward to being back on set” regardless of sentencing


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Poor Linnocent! Poor crackhead is trying to get attention at the same time Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. Good luck with that, crackie! So Linnocent managed to get a story in TMZ and Radar this morning, both about her legal options/crack shenanigans. TMZ’s report is all about how Linnocent hopes that the judge will just pay attention to what’s happened in the last week, and ignore the last six months of balls-out crackie behavior:

Lindsay Lohan will concede she violated her probation by getting kicked out of her community service program …TMZ has learned.

Lindsay will appear in court on Wednesday … where Judge Stephanie Sautner plans to hold a hearing on whether Lindsay violated her probation. But our sources say the hearing may be unnecessary, because Lindsay will not put up a fight.

Sources tell us Lindsay’s strategy — courtesy of Shawn Holley — is to show the judge she is now really, really serious about complying with the terms of her probation. She’ll come to court armed with proof she’s logged in 24 hours of service at the morgue — way more than the 16 hours the judge required before Wednesday’s hearing. And Lindsay still has time to put in more time.

Lindsay’s plan has its risks — she faces well over a year in jail if the judge throws the book at her. We’re told Lindsay is hoping for minimal jail time — two weeks — which would actually be way less because of overcrowding.

The wild card, of course, is Judge Sautner, who made it clear at the time of sentencing … if Lindsay violated probation she would go to jail. Based on the judge’s statements … it’s unlikely Lindsay would score a 2-week sentence.

[From TMZ]

I hope that Judge Sautner isn’t going to be fooled by LL’s new attitude towards her community service. Considering what a bitch-slapping the judge gave Linnocent last time, I have high hopes, although some of it isn’t in the judge’s hands. If the judge goes all hardcore and sentences LL to a year in jail, LL would get out… when? Maybe a month? Because the California jails and prisons are so overcrowded and everybody’s sentences get reduced once they’re handed off to the Sheriff’s Department. However, someone in the sheriff’s department did go on the record saying that if the judge hands down a big sentence, LL will be doing most of it. Here’s hoping.

Meanwhile, LL’s delusional rep, Steve Honig, tells Radar: “Lindsay recognizes it’s time to have closure on this. Lindsay has several projects we will be announcing in the coming months, and she is looking forward to being back on set. Lindsay has been doing eight hour shifts just like everybody else, and she is working diligently in fulfilling her obligations. Lindsay is being accountable and is taking this very, very seriously.” BITCH PLEASE. Don’t even start with that “she’s looking forward to being back on set” BS.

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Here’s Linnocent looking for closure last night in Hollywood, where she went to a party dressed as… what? A cracked-out French maid?

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. logan says:

    Since Kim K’s face is going to be everywhere due to her upcoming divorce, what will Crack-a-lack do? She and momma will want to make sure she stays front and center.

  2. kas says:

    Your Honor, are those the sparkling white teeth of a crackmonster? I think not.

  3. atorontogal says:

    what is up with her make up these days?

  4. Hanna says:

    What a pathetic piece of work.

  5. brin says:

    She looks like Caspar, the crackie ghost.

  6. Firecracker says:

    Same ole shit, different court date!

  7. Bess says:

    Well, there’s also news that Dina will be coming to LA for Wednesday’s hearing. Will Michael Lohan be able to make an appearance via closed circuit tv from his jail cell in FL? This should be interesting.

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    NOW she’s looking forward to closure?!?!?!?!?!? NOW? After how many years? Like she’s just had a crack-piphany or something? BITCH, PLEASE.

    And “back on set?” Of what, her porno in the Valley?

  9. Devon says:

    I don’t think any of what she’s done in the last 2 weeks is going to sway Sautner. Lindsay has violated too many aspects of her probation not to get violated and sent straight to jail.

  10. e.non says:

    judging by the way she’s dressing and wearing her hair, she still doesn’t appear to be taking that morgue duty seriously. who would want their hair loose and hanging while working; and the off the should sweater — even the peek-a-boo with her sister. ugh. …didn’t that sheriff publicly state he’d make room for her…

  11. Obvious says:

    So I was at a halloween party on Sat and a girl threw a drink on someone else. I was all “Move that b*tch! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” Everyone stopped and just started CRACKing up. It was amazing. end story.

  12. Jackson says:

    Yes, of course. The courts need to give her a gold star since she is now the poster child for community service. The judge better see through this and throw the freaking book at her. It’s what you did THEN, not how you are trying to clean it up NOW. She’ll have no consequences though, same as every other time.

  13. Madisyn says:

    Belle

    Here you go.

    Update

    Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/?
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

    Remember folks betting closes tomorrow at 6 pm PST.

  14. Cathy says:

    Yea we’re looking forward to closure also…the sound of closure when the jail door slams shut on her crackie ass

  15. jc126 says:

    Ethical question, people – you, Kim K, and Lindsay L. are all in a lifeboat. There are two life jackets, and you have them, and a rifle (so KK and LL can’t get them away from you). Who do you push overboard?

  16. Karen says:

    Hello everyone – I am coming out of lurkdom to join Lindsay Watch and enjoy some cracktinis. I’m hearing she was not at morgue duty today, so I think I am out of running with my bet of 5 CS days. Oh well! And here I thought she was really, really double dog dare serious about her CS.

  17. the original bellaluna says:

    jc126 – I shoot them both (shark bait) and keep both life jackets for myself. Problem solved! (I DO NOT WANT VD and I refuse to share ANYTHING with either of those slags!)

    Mad – Ah, I love ya honey!

    Karen – welcome! Join us. Drink the crack-ade.

  18. yt says:

    Question 1: If LL goes to jail, does she still have to complete her community service hours?

    Question 2: Is Dina writing Honig’s press releases? They’re the same ol’ BS.

  19. gee says:

    @Madisyn: 4 days, 16 hours weekly.

    I want her in jail for a YEAR. But I bet it’ll be like 4 days.

  20. wunder says:

    @jc126

    Why would I have to push either of those losers overboard if I have the rifle?

    They’d end up jumping overboard, while I’d wear both life vests!

    I’d watch the twats struggle for a moment, trying to use each other as floats-well at least KK’s butt could be used that way-then I’d paddle the boat to shore, forgetting I’d ever seen those two.

    I’d have a nice day thereafter and sip camomile tea in the afternoon watching the glorious sunset on the lake. But I’d keep my rifle ready just in case. . . End of story!

  21. Boo says:

    I’ve been away–power off in my house for 48 hours, and damn, so glad it’s finally back!

    CLOSURE is so fucking hilarious. Like she still doesn’t have to do 450 hours of community service and years and years of probation…on top of her upcoming (I hope!) long jail sentence. Closure! Look, Judge, I went to work for three days! Aren’t you so proud of me? I am! Shawn is! My Mommie Dearest can’t believe I got out of bed for less than five bucks and a line of coke, but I did it! See? I have changed! So we can just forget about all the rest of it so I can pretend to have to be ON SET (God, I hate that fucking expression!) again in anything besides a porno or vag-molding session!

    Hahahahahahhaaaaa!

    Yes, if LL goes to jail, I believe she still has to complete her CS hours. The jail would be punishment for a violation–not for the original crime, which she is still supposed to be paying for via CS et all.

    And even if she cops to a PV for getting bounced from the DWC, I want to hear all about her lack of therapy–that’s multiple violations, yo. Sounds like the full 18 months is an appropriate sentence.

  22. The Original Mia says:

    @Madisyn 5/No/16 hrs

    Who’s going to hire her? It’s probably damn near impossible to get her insured. She’s unprofessional and a brat.

  23. Madisyn says:

    Hey Hey Karen

    Great ‘chat’ yesterday. What were we on there 10 hours? Great to see you here.

    Belle

    Love you too angel.

    yt

    “Question 1: If LL goes to jail, does she still have to complete her community service hours?

    Question 2: Is Dina writing Honig’s press releases? They’re the same ol’ BS”.

    The answer to both your questions is YES.

    gee

    Yes or No on jail?

    Boo

    Been missing you. Power outages suck. Glad your back. The only ‘closure’ this trick knows is the Hollywood entertainment industry slamming the door in her crack face. She has no movie deals in the pipeline. (pun intended) WO working her spin, as usual. God, can she get anymore desperate and pathetic?

    Original Mia

    Is that 16 Total or Weekly?

  24. Meghan says:

    24 isn’t “way more than 16″ when you consider that is just one extra shift. Hopefully the judge won’t even pay attention to that, because she has to do ALL of her hours, she shouldn’t be pointing out “oh but look I did more than you told me to do!” Those community service hours aren’t going to just disappear!

  25. Bess says:

    So even though Linnocent thinks she’s going to get “closure” by not fighting the probation violation, she’ll still have to complete the community service, even if she goes to jail??

    This trick will never get out of the criminal justice system. It’s just going to be a cycle of violation, jail, probation, violation, etc. for years and years.

  26. OhMyMy says:

    CWTW – Can’t Wait till Wednesday.

    It’s in the judge’s hands at this point. She can be REALLY, REALLY serious if she wants to be (LOL) I don’t think it matters much at this point.

    I’m so sick of hearing them go on and on about her upcoming movie projects. You know what at this point I almost hope she does do another movie so it will be very, very evident that NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU IN A MOVIE ANYMORE when it bombs worse than Paris Hilton’s Hottie and the Nottie did.

  27. Rhiley says:

    Oh I can’t wait to read about her upcoming projects. I wonder if Jenna Jamison (or however she spells her name) is one of her costars? Or maybe she starring in Lifetime’s world premier of “Mommy Made Me Do It: The Courtney Stodden Story.” Of course, that will probably go to Tori Spelling so maybe Linds is making a cameo appearance in Hot Tub Time Machine IV.

  28. Cherry Rose says:

    You just know that if Lindsay isn’t found in violation of her probation, and she’s not sentenced to any jail time, she’s going to go right back to nonstop partying and shopping, and completely blowing off her community service at the morgue.

    But hopefully, Lindsay will be going to jail. Hopefully for the maximum amount. But if Lindsay gets more than a year in the slammer, wouldn’t she be going to prison and not jail?

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    Boo, welcome back to the crack-clique. *warm embrace* Since we don’t have a fireplace, I imagine 48 hours without power would render me under the non-down-down comforter. (allergies)

    And since our heater and stove (propane, since I live in Podunk Nowhere) are “electric ignition” I think I would also starve and freeze. (Unless I can light them with a lighter or match.)

    Meghan – When you compare her “claim” of doing way more CS to her “solemn vow” to be at the morgue EVERY DAY between last court date and new court date, it pales in comparison. Linnocent claimed she would be there EVERY DAY and hasn’t followed through. (excuse me while I pick up my jaw from the total shock and awe).

    She shows up when she’s still awake from last-nights high and/or when it’s convenient for HER.

  30. LindyLou says:

    What the hell is up with her face? Has she been stealing embalming fluid from the morgue and mainlining it? lol

  31. yt says:

    @Madisyn Thanks! So, no matter what happens on Wednesday, she will be doing community service forever if she continues her current pace of only occasional spurts of CS. Cool.

    We know she has completed 3 of the current lot at the morgue, so my late entry is:
    Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly
    4/Yes/16 Wkly

    I understood the judge to say 16/week with two weeks before the next court date, but I think TMZ is saying 16 total before the next court date.

    Wednesday should be enjoyable no matter what happens.

  32. Rio says:

    @jc126

    Aside from the “push them both” aspect…I’d have to push LL overboard. Kim K may be a slagheap, but I don’t look at her and think, “That woman is capable of shanking me and eating my kidneys while I sleep.”

  33. GiGi says:

    I thought the judge said 2 eight hour shifts a week for 2 weeks, which would make 32 hours the requirement – am I wrong?

  34. Dana says:

    4/yes, 30 days /16 per week

    I was looking for new ways to style my hair this week and a website had old pics of Lindsay. I didn’t even recognize her because all we ever see is the jacked up mess she has made of her looks. I wonder if she ever gets upset when she sees how badly she has effed herself up or if she is so delusional that she thinks she looks better now. She truly is a face of meth candidate.

  35. yt says:

    @GiGi That’s what I understood.

    2 x 8 hrs. = 16 hrs./week
    2 x 16 hrs./week = 32 hrs. in 2 weeks

    The 24 hours she is so proud of won’t do it. I think the problem is that the judge made her statement in the middle of the week, making a week’s time between a Thursday and a following Wednesday and two weeks before the next court date; not the calendar Sunday through Saturday week.

  36. Becky says:

    Id push Kim. Lindsay entertains me on a daily basis, Kim just annoys me. Plus, Kim’s laughing all the way to the bank, while linnocent is paying for her sins right before our eyes. I know we complain about how much she gets away with, but no one would want to be in her shoes. It must me hell waking up and being linnocent. No wonder she’s so delusional. If reality hit her, she’d prob have to commit suicide. Plus, she’s just bad, period, so I can get a bit of kick watching her downward spiral.
    Kk is just awful.

  37. original kate says:

    damn, she looks rough! she must be scaring the crap out of small children and animals all over LA.

  38. Madisyn says:

    yt, Dana

    Your in ladies.

    As she didn’t bother showing up to CS today, (who didn’t see that coming?) the names below are technically out.

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/?
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

    Since she could still technically do CS tomorrow, (she won’t) these people still got a shot at the BIG ORANGE CONE PARTY HAT.

    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly

    My thoughts? Those with 3 days look like a lock. WTF is lookin good for the cone, in my opinion.

    Tomorrow morning, we’ll know if she showed up for morgue duty, whether she does or not, we’ll have our finalists named who are still in the running for the big prize.

  39. HannahF says:

    I think Lindsay is going to jail. As I’ve mentioned before, Lindsay has made a mockery of the judicial system in LA County. The judges do not take this lightly. Shawn’s good lawyering has allowed Lindsay to comply with the barest minimum of the court’s requirements with very few consequences. Until now. Lindsay has finally pushed the envelope beyond the point where Shawn can extricate her. She’s going to the slammer. The question will be for how long. The Sherrif said he could guarantee 60 days.

  40. JaneWonderfalls says:

    She probably will get off like she usually does…

  41. HannahF says:

    Damn mod hell!! With respect to lessons learned, Lindsay says this every time she’s up for some serious time.

  42. yt says:

    Lindsay and her lawyer should have written instructions from the judge, so they should know the official number of hours Lindsay needs to complete before Wednesday.

    It was the usual BS PR release that Lindsay would go to the morgue every day to prove she was serious. No one in her camp should complain about the laughter following her BS statements from Honig or other close “sources”.

  43. wunder says:

    That courthouse getup could double as her “I’m going as my own corpse” Halloween costume.

    It looks like she wearing the ‘grim reaper’ cosmetics line cuz her face could scare the dead into sitting upright!

    Feel sorry: Those spirits in the morgue arent resting in peace after having her spooky face around, harassing them like that.

  44. dorothy says:

    So,1 week of working at the morgue equals not be resposible for anything else? God, I hope the judge isn’t that ignorant.

  45. Boo says:

    Honig says she is at the morgue today, but no pictures from any media outlets?

  46. newtsgal says:

    The LA Times is saying she reported to the morgue this morning so that makes 4 days and it also says she had to do 16hr a week…….but, we still have to wait till Weds. I can’t wait!
    I have been pullin’ out all of my favorite crack recipes for the party!
    Oh, and the only work this trick has “lined up” besides her Johns is something called Mob street…FBI/Mafia movie ol Linds and one other no name are listed to play in it…hehehehe!

  47. Boo says:

    newtsgal, the LA Times is reporting the word of Honig, who is a known liar. Just like his crackie client.

  48. jc126 says:

    The answer to my dilemma was to give them both a serious beating with the rifle, and then it was up to the reader to decide whether to push them overboard or save their corpses in case you need to resort to cannibalism. (I’d recommend pushing Lindsay overboard, she looks like she might be carrying some nasty parasites.)

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    As I’ve said before, she is “practicing” her craft (and making an valiant effort) to look like a corpse to get out of doing her CS.

    If you came across something looking (and smelling – so, SO sorry!) like her in the morgue, would you expect her to move?

  50. the original bellaluna says:

    Boo – If a fame-whore seeks publicity and no camera is there to document it, does it exist? ;)

  51. the original bellaluna says:

    newstgal – I’ll be expecting some seriously nummy crack-snackage on Wed. Jussayin.

  52. lucy2 says:

    “last six months of balls-out crackie behavior” Six months? More like six years.

    LOL at the back on set stuff – no one is going to hire her!

  53. Madisyn says:

    belle

    What time are we meeting up Wed.? BRW said an hour before the hearing. Is the hearing still at 10am?

    “Lindsay has several projects we will be announcing in the coming months, and she is looking forward to being back on set”.

    BWWWWWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAA! Stevie boy is making a funny!

    There are no FILM projects, thats for damn sure. She hasn’t paid her SAG dues, so no SAG card. She is uninsurable, that we all know for a fact. What is this dude smoking? Blohans ‘sea jasper’ or is it the ‘rose quartz’? “Looking forward to being on-set”? The only think this trick looks forward to is her next crack hit. Bitch, please!

    Why announce in the coming months, why not now? Oh yeah, because SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY ‘projects’ in the works. Do we know for a fact this Honig clown is real. Could it be WO with a voice changer? This dude is not right in the head, just like the Family von Crack. Who knew ‘delusion’ was contagious?

  54. Madisyn says:

    Update

    Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/?
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

    Remember folks betting closes tomorrow at 6 pm PST.

  55. imabrat says:

    She looks like a damn pufferfish. I think the girl must strictly adhere to the theory of always thinking positive thoughts, even when those thoughts are outlandish. She has no special worth to cause her to be even slightly missed on set. I wish the judge would throw her in general populace, the less we see of her the better.

  56. Boo says:

    Bellaluna, I believe it was Socrates who said, “Without photographic evidence, it never happened!”

  57. Danielle says:

    ok mad its my turn

    4/hell yeah/32 total

  58. Danielle says:

    If she was at the morgue today,im president obama!

  59. The Original Mia says:

    @Madisyn, I messed up. I meant 40 hours weekly. She’s not going to jail, but making her mop up blood might make her rethink her life. Doubtful, but worth a shot.

  60. the original bellaluna says:

    Mad, I will meet you whenever, wherever. All you gotta do is let me know! ;)

    I have not had one single fraggle-rockin’ Trick-or-Treater.

    Not. A single. One.

  61. Madisyn says:

    Danielle and Original Mia

    The third part of the bet (for the 782nd time) is simply did the judge ‘recommend’ Blohan do “16 hours Total” OR “16 hours Weekly” of CS before her court date Nov. 2nd. If you’ll notice, every single person is saying ‘SIXTEEN total’ or ‘SIXTEEN weekly’. There is NO OTHER OPTIONS.

    You know what, forget it, I give up, I surrender. I tried. Really people, I tried. Y’all want 32 and 40, fine. Done.

    Update

    Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Danielle – 4/hell yeah/32 Total
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/40 Wkly
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

    Firecracker, I’m cursing your name and mine right about now. It was you and I who cooked up this scheme about adding a third phase to the bet. I initially wanted to KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) but NOO, you wanted to make it ‘interesting’. You and I will talk later. (ha ha)

    belle

    About 9am sound good? Gives you time in the morning to set yourself up for what we all hope will a CRACKTASTIC day. Did you expect kids tonight? From are phone convo’s, I wouldn’t think you’d expect kids out that way.

  62. Danielle says:

    @belle…more candy for you,oh and you can pass them out to us wednsday,we could all use some good crackandy to eat with cracktinis,watching the crackhead!!

  63. Danielle says:

    im sorry mad,i didnt see that,i will fix it

    4/hell yeah/16 weekly

  64. ezra says:

    Her situation has become too sad to even comment on.
    Imagine, this girl had talent once, prospects and promise.
    Sad.

  65. skeptical says:

    just offhand.. I’m browsing sephora.com online sale section…lilo’s self-tanner is there. it’s gone from $35 to $17.
    And when i was in the store last week it was in the clearance bins, in the bottom of the far back. i popped the lotion open and took a sniff… did not like.
    some of the reviews are amusing. it’s like people either claim it’s the best ever.. or think it’s overrated at best. Kind of like reading comments on lilo gossip stories :)
    given that blohan herself tends to look orange and streaky, I’m gonna assume the negative reviews are more honest. especially since some of the most glowing reviews.. the reviewer only made that one review!

  66. the original bellaluna says:

    Danielle – DONE! Crack candy for everyone!

    Should I concoct a cracktail with skeleton-bone Sweetarts? Cuz I’ve got ‘em! And I think they’d blend well with vodka.

    Mad, 9 sounds great, and I TOTES expected at least SOME trick-or-treaters. I had 1. Total. 1 (one). (I’m used to like 4-to-500. From 4-11 p.m. Like, “put a second mortgage on your house to afford candy” level. Here, I met my next-next-next door neighbours. And their daughter is ADORABLE.)

  67. Annie says:

    Ethical question, people – you, Kim K, and Lindsay L. are all in a lifeboat. There are two life jackets, and you have them, and a rifle (so KK and LL can’t get them away from you). Who do you push overboard?

    ————————————–

    Tough one, but I’d have to say I’d save LL. Although they’re both borderline sociopaths, KK is just SO SHALLOW and artificial in every respect that it’s hard to buy her as a real person. Even Paris Hilton has more genuine emotions than KK. Lindsay is arrogant and delusional but she isn’t *shallow* – in fact she’s a textbook of psycological problems. Lindsay is at least interesting even if she’s not a nice person or pretty (anymore), KK, once you get past her outer beauty is as fun as watching paint dry.

    And good grief that first photo of her is hideous. She looks like something out of a horror movie. On second thoughts, maybe I’d save KK. LL up there looks like she might bite my neck or stab me with a crucifix for something.

  68. Boo says:

    So, someone who knows, riddle me this: if the judge sentences her to jail tomorrow, is she then allowed to appeal that sentence, or does she have to do whatever the judge says she has to do? It seems like there is always another out, another way for her to delay…I’m just wondering how it all could go down.

  69. mary simon says:

    she must mean back on set with Ron Jeremy – not too far in the future by the looks of things.

  70. Madisyn says:

    Danielle

    We discussed this last night, so here you go. 16 weekly it is.

    Update

    Days of CS/Jail?/16 hrs Total or Wkly?

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Danielle – 4/hell yeah/16 Wkly
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/40 Wkly
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

  71. Bess says:

    Alright, this is just too much. The Cracken went to yet another Halloween party last night. Check out the photos of Crackie dressed as a slutty nurse.

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/01/lindsay-lohan-cemetery-dead-bodies/#.TrAZRr9YiF4

  72. MacScore says:

    Well, I’m not surprised that I’m technically out of the running for the PRIZE CONE…. but that ain’t gonna put a crimp in my crack-party for tomorrow! *waves across pond at everyone*

  73. Madisyn says:

    Mornin Ladies, CWTW (‘Can’t Wait Till Wednesday’ courtesy of OhMyMy)

    Bess

    I’m going to assume since there are not any pics of her showing up to the morgue, she didn’t bother, which is what I said yesterday. I’ll wait till a little later to update for good, but I think only the folks who bet ’3 days’ are going to be in the running. I saw the pics at TMZ and most over there are crediting that party for her no-show at the morgue. Same goes for the party she attended Sunday night for her no-show yesterday. Makes sense.

    Have you seen my TMZ avatar? Its a guy with a cone on his head who shimmies, sways. I tried it here but the avatar wouldn’t move. Its cute.

    MacScore

    *waving back* Are you as excited as I am about tomorrow? It’s going to be fab if only Harvey on TMZ is wrong. Yesterday, he had a story posted about how she’ll ‘concede’ the probation violation, insinuating on the internet Live show that the judge would just sentence her. Gosh, I hope thats just speculation on his part and completely false. I want to here from whoever heads the DWC, the probation officer, and most importantly, the therapist. Not to mention the judge ordering the prosecution to tally a list of all her infractions over the years. I want to hear it and see it ALL. Now THAT will be EPIC!

  74. Firecracker says:

    Hi Madisyn,
    Long time no chat! Have you heard anything about which tv channels will have it live? I want to record it…I’m thinking maybe E. I know you mentioned Court Tv, but is the OJ trial still on there?
    ——–
    Whoops! Guess we learned our lesson, didn’t we! Thank you so much for all your hard work, next time maybe just 1 thing!

    “Firecracker, I’m cursing your name and mine right about now. It was you and I who cooked up this scheme about adding a third phase to the bet. I initially wanted to KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) but NOO, you wanted to make it ‘interesting’. You and I will talk later. (ha ha)”

  75. yt says:

    I don’t think that LL’s being willing to concede will stop the reports and tallies for the judge. The judge needs an official accounting on LL before her final decision. Please, please, please so we can hear it all!

  76. the original bellaluna says:

    Bess – Of COURSE she’d go as a nurse! Who else has the most access to the best drugs? (Ever seen Nurse Jackie?) ;)

    Firecracker, try HLN. They usually run that mess live, with EXHAUSTIVE commentary. Otherwise, try TMZ.

    Mad, my love, did I not say she wouldn’t be there on Monday (Slut-o-Ween) or Tuesday (recovering from Slut-o-Ween)? And since Wednesday is “court day” (read: crack tail-gate) she won’t do anymore CS. Wonder what she’ll wear…?

  77. Firecracker says:

    Thanks Bellaluna, I’ll look up HLN tonite.
    I want to record it because I don’t know if I’ll be able to watch it at work, and I’ll be going nuts, lol!

  78. Madisyn says:

    Firecracker

    “Long time no chat”!

    I’m there now. Next time we’ll just keep it simple. As far as a specific channel, I have to surf the channels. Although belle suggested HLN, it wasn’t there 2 weeks ago, but this is a full hearing, so anythings possible. Since I’m in LA, I look on my ‘local’ news station, but I’m not sure that would apply where your at.

    belle

    I had my doubts she’d do CS yesterday or today, and for those who said she’d never go were right. Of course when it comes to Blohan NOT doing what most others would do, thats not difficult to guess. Check your in-box. BRB

    Here’s your finalists folks. BIG orange cone goes to the winner.

    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly

    OUT, but still get mini party cones.

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Danielle – 4/hell yeah/16 Wkly
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/40 Wkly
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

  79. Bess says:

    Madisyn,

    Was it confirmed by any media source that the Crackie didn’t get her ass to the morgue on Monday or today or are we assuming that because there aren’t any photos the Cracken didn’t make an appearance?

  80. Madisyn says:

    Bess

    I’m going by no photos. Honig told the LA Times she was there yesterday. We all know how honest Honig is. I also kept everyone on the board until the official ruling tomorrow.

  81. Firecracker says:

    Well, crack on a stick! I can’t find any place that says that they will be airing on tv the hearing.

    This is what E is showing at 10am tomorrow. “hot hollywood star” lol.

    From the Parent Trap, to Mean Girls, to Disney’s Herbie the Love Bug remake, it’s a revealing look at the teen star that grew up to become a hot Hollywood star.

  82. Madisyn says:

    Firecracker

    I heard the Murray/Jackson trial has rested till Thursday. MAYBE, just maybe Court TV will air it. As for E! or CNN or HLN, they’re very vague about content because for the news channels, news breaks. As for E! there programming is preplanned. I don’t know what to say.

  83. Firecracker says:

    Madisyn

    Crackola! I wanted to watch it, we’re so busy at work I’ll only probably get a few minutes. It’s a crack shoot whichever channel I tape. Think I’ll go for court tv.

  84. Madisyn says:

    Firecracker

    If I had to choose, I too would choose Court TV. But only because the Murray trial is ‘dark’. Her hearing two weeks ago was not on Court TV because of the Murray trial. That sucks you couldn’t take the day off, but work comes first.

    BRB

  85. wunder says:

    When the Crack Mothership lands, we will be there watching the TMZ live streaming. . . ok, now the crack count down begins.

  86. Bess says:

    Anyone else see this story on Radar? Apparently the judge has indicated that she’s going to sentence Crackie to 30 days in jail. Due to overcrowding, the Crackhead will be out in 5-6 days. What a waste.

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/lindsay-lohan-probation-violation-judge-planning-jail-sentence-30-days