Linnocent Open Post: LL is the Nelson Mandela of crackheads

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Linnocent is due in court at 10 am PST, 1 pm EST. This is her sentencing hearing, in which Judge Sautner will sentence Linnocent to anywhere from “time served” to “a year and a half” for violating the terms of her probation. We’ll have more coverage once we have photos of Linnocent’s latest court outfit, which I’m sure will be rough, and hopefully, Linnocent will get some serious jail time. TMZ’s sources claim that LL thinks she’s only going to get two weeks. HA.

Lindsay Lohan knows she’s getting jail time when she faces Judge Stephanie Sautner later this morning … but she’s dreaming if she really thinks she’ll only get 2 weeks.

We broke the story …. Lindsay will concede she violated probation by getting kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center. As a result, there will NOT be a formal hearing with witnesses and all, but our sources say Shawn Holley will present a list of reasons why the judge should show Lindsay mercy. We’re told Holley will focus on Lindsay’s therapist, who believes LiLo has made progress. And, ironically, Holley will present evidence from the Downtown Women’s Center as well.

As for Lindsay’s sentence, we’re told the judge has not communicated it to either Holley or the prosecutors. Whatever sentence Lindsay gets, the Sheriff’s Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve only 20% … and that’s exactly what every non-felon in L.A. County Jail serves.

Sheriff’s officials also tell us Lindsay will not be placed in the general population for security reasons. She’ll get her own cell.

Although it’s a virtual certainty the judge will sentence Lindsay to jail, it’s possible she’ll give LiLo time to get her affairs in order — anywhere from 24 hours to a week, before she has to surrender and begin serving her sentence.

[From TMZ]

Meanwhile, LL’s rep Steve Honig went to Radar to say that Linnocent is going to “face” her sentence with “spirit, courage and strength.” Like she’s the Nelson Mandela of crackheads. SO NOBLE. Mahatma Cracken. Honig goes on: “Lindsay is an extremely strong individual, and is going to do whatever she has to do in order to move on with her life. She is a gifted artist, a compassionate individual and a loyal person who is true to herself. Whatever happens today, she will face it with spirit, courage and strength.” Radar’s sources also say that the judge isn’t going to let LL get off with house arrest this time either.

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  1. LeeLoo says:

    I say she gets full time. But that means she’s only going to be in jail 107 days.

  2. brin says:

    Great post! This is going to be crackworthy!

  3. dena says:

    Yay! I’ve been waiting for the Crack post of the day 🙂

  4. Boo says:

    MAHATMA CRACKEN! SCREEEEE!

  5. Firecracker says:

    Oh man! Bess posted on the other one that the judge is only probably giving her 30 days, so out in 5-6. That sucks. She’ll never learn that way.

  6. Kelly says:

    It’s gonna be a good day, I can tell. Only an hour and a half until wall-to-wall BS! The quotes from the PR whore are priceless – I hope he really hates himself for forcing such dookie out of his mouth.

  7. Diane says:

    Morning all, this should be fun!

  8. Obvious says:

    I’m so hoping the judge will throw the book at her. literally. how awesome would it be to see the judge throw LiLo’s 100 pound court file at her face???

    Can we put her in jail and then extend her probation? we’ll let her continue at the morgue and then put her on freeway cleanup duty. it would be so fun! we could then play “Hit the Cracken” with our cars!!!!

  9. Rita says:

    I understand that President Botha of South Africa didn’t care for Mr. Mandela writing F*ck You on his finger nails either *Shesh*.

  10. Danielle says:

    Do not release the cracken!!!

  11. constance says:

    1pm EST? Sips on a Gin Tonic… I’ve got time to make jello shots.

    I hope she comes dressed like a hungover drag queen. She believes she’s invincible.

  12. sapphire says:

    Step right up to the tailgate- I’ve brought Mimosas with flowertops. Save the cracktinis for later.

  13. Sisi says:

    lol, I completely forgot about this.

    I was planning to watch a movie and eat crisps, but I changed my mind about the movie : )

    will there be a chat party like last time?

  14. sapphire says:

    Oh, sorry for the double, I just wanted to warn people that it’s not sugar in the bowl next to the expresso

  15. Jackson says:

    I’ve been waiting for the LL post! Yaaaay!!! Now all we need is for the judge to send Crackie to jail for a looong time. I hope it’s long enough to include a lock-down for Christmas and New Year’s. Couldn’t happen to a better idiot.

  16. SolitaryAngel says:

    I’m so excited, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning.
    *Waving at everyone* 

  17. Stonegoddess says:

    Here publicist is a freak. He talks about her like she’s some kind of f***ing marytr sacrificing herself. How gross.

    If she had just pulled her head out of her entitled ass she wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.

    The ego on this chick and all her enables is flabbergasting. Jeezus.

  18. dena says:

    My life is boring. Don’t judge. 😀

  19. Quest says:

    “….she will face it with Spirit, Courage and Strength”

    Spirit = alcohol or kombucha tea
    Courage = lie with a straight face
    Strength = her delusions about her innocence

    We wait patiently for a verdict.

  20. newtsgal says:

    MORNING LADIES!!!!
    Too early for some cracktinis?
    I can’t wait for the fun to begin!!!

  21. wtf says:

    home sick today so i get to enjoy the Crackfest – yah …please don’t moderate me 🙂

  22. Madisyn says:

    TMZ is reporting that because Blohan is ‘conceding’ the violation, they’re will be no day long hearing, which is what I’ve been looking forward to since the last hearing July 6, 2010. If TMZ is right this will be a mere sentencing. God I HOPE THEY’RE WRONG!!!

    Here’s your finalists folks. BIG orange cone goes to the winner.

    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Dawning Red – 3/No/16 Wkly
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly

    OUT, but still get mini party cones.

    Firecracker – 1/Yes/16 Wkly
    LeeLoo – 1/Yes/16 Total
    Diane – 1/YES
    MacScore – 1/Yes
    constance – 1/No/16 Total
    Sillyone – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Morticians – 2/No/16 Wkly
    Lady D – 2/No/16 Total
    Green Eyes – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    ladybert62 – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    Seal Team – 2/Yes/16 Wkly
    HannahF – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Cathy – 2/Yes/16 Total
    Bess – 4/No/16 Wkly
    Original Tiffany – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Newtsgal – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    yt – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Dana – 4/Yes/16 Wkly
    Danielle – 4/hell yeah/16 Wkly
    karen – 5/Yes/16 Wkly
    Original Mia – 5/No/40 Wkly
    Nina – 6/No/16 Total
    Madisyn – 2/Yes/16 Total

  23. dena says:

    I love how that insane shot of her has become the standard LL photo. It’s replaced the ridiculous one of her wearing that pale pink outfit looking blitzed out of her skull while making “prune” face.

  24. Sisi says:

    So will she wear white again?

  25. ladybert62 says:

    I cant wait for this to start – need a cracktini now please! I am trying to get my work done so I can watch the hearing (without sound) and read all your posts and not be interrupted by boring dreary work! “Get that work out of my way, I am Lindsay Lohan!”

    Let the games begin!

  26. imabrat says:

    Oh good heavens; “gifted artist”???? She WAS a child star and she HAS done nothing noteworthy. What she IS is a delusional wannabe celebrity. On crack.

  27. OhMyMy says:

    Time to bring it back: St. Linnocent the Persecuted.

  28. gee says:

    This is excellent. I come back from lunch and I get to watch the sentencing of the century! Well.. sentencing of the week. Hollyweird.

  29. Lucky Charm says:

    Darn, I’m going to miss this!!! I’m going to be in training all day at work today and won’t get to see her go to jail 🙁

    Ladies, please have a cracktail, a cracktini, a metharita, and a couple of vodka shots for me, please! This has been the week from hell at work already, and Wednesday has just started. (Yesterday was so bad, that even though I don’t smoke, I asked my co-worker when he stepped outside for a smoke break to please have one for me).

    Judge Sautner, please give me something to smile about today and send Little Miss Crackypants to jail for as long as possible, pretty please with a cherry on top!

  30. Green_Eyes says:

    Her Publicist must have sold his soul to the Devil. Anyone w/ a conscience wouldn’t write this bullish@t as if she is self sacrificing. She’s not some terminally I’ll person facing a death sentence or an individual being convicted for standing up for others,, LILO, Diho, and Publicists all need to just STFU!

    Hmm, chill in some pitchers of crackrini and horse de vours in the oven as I type in anticipation of the party..:)

  31. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Mad, you post reminded me…there’s a band in the tri-state (NY, NJ, PA) called
    BIG ORANGE CONE.

    LMAO!

    http://www.facebook.com/bigorangecone

  32. OhMyMy says:

    Snow day here today so I’m making Brown Nose Cupcakes with Sea Jasper Sprinkles. Enjoy!

  33. brin says:

    Isn’t it fitting that Lindsay and Kim K are sharing the spotlight again (last time was at Kim K’s fake wedding).

  34. Tierra says:

    LMAO@ “A Gifted Artist”..
    these two obviously smoke the same crack..hahahaha

  35. newtsgal says:

    Everytime I look at that pic of her, all I can hear is…..”I’m ready for my closeup Mr. Demille”
    Did ya’ll hear that Amanda Seyfried got the Lovelace movie that crackie was suppose to get?

  36. Green_Eyes says:

    Whooo Madisyn! Looks like all of us our winners..as we are in good company. Who knew LiHo could bring people together this way:)!!

  37. Devon says:

    Radar is saying that the judge is only going to sentence her to 30 days but I highly doubt that. I think she’s going to get a lot more time where she has to spend AT LEAST 45 days behind bars, more like 60 or even 90. I wouldn’t be surprised in Sautner sentenced Linnocent to her full sentence.

    She’s completed what Sautner required to her to complete at the morgue, but I don’t think that’s going to sate Sautner at all. She’s already noted that it’s only when it gets down to the wire that Lindsay does what is required of her and only what is required of her. When she was first ordered to complete the minimum 16 hours per week she *said* that she was going to go everyday until her hearing. Of course that was bullsh*t. Linnocent is just that, full of bullsh*t. The only way she’s going to learn, and I think Sautner knows this, is if she’s sentenced to a long sentence. The most she’s done is 2 weeks, I think. 2 weeks is nothing. She needs at least 45 days if not more to get is through that drug addled mind. Of course, this is all based on the assumption that she’s serious about getting better, which she’s not, and that she is contrite, which she’s not, and willing to change, which she’s not. If I had my way, she’s be gone for at least 6 months and serving that in prison but alas. I am not the judge nor in the California justice system.

  38. Tierra says:

    @Praise St. Angie

    That band Big Orange Cone is FREAKING AWESOME! They used to come to Pa a lot, never missed one of their shows. They’re more of a hiphop, fun cover band but I absolutely miss them. Its a shame to tarnish their band name b/c of this worthless crackhead.

  39. ladybert62 says:

    Hi everyone – waves and yells “Howdy to All”

    Mimosas and jello shots – count me in even though I have no idea what a mimosa is but I suspect from this crowd gathering today that it has a high alcoholic content – so I am in!

    Only 57 minutes to go!!!

  40. Blue says:

    Lol@ obvious that would be hilarious. I somewhat feel sorry for her publicist, having to come up with that bullshit and put his name to it. I feel icky just reading it.

  41. serena says:

    Mahatma Cracken LOL.

  42. littleFATme says:

    The idea that that first picture (all of them, but the first on the most) is a real life picture and not some God awful wardrobe picture is so freakish and sad and it makes me feel kind of creepy in my tummy.

  43. Jackie says:

    i am also home from work sick. fully enjoying CB while laying bed. pesky work just gets in the way of dishing on fabulous celebrity gossip.

  44. Mich says:

    “Mahatma Cracken”. Snort. Giggle. Hahahahaha! That is the absolute best, ever! How pathetic that I’m so excited about today. Please, everyone in a country with better bandwidth than South Africa, keep the posts coming! You are my only hope (for staying on top of this in semi real time).

  45. the original bellaluna says:

    Alright Ladies! 🙂 Aaaaaaaannnnnnnd it’s ON!

    I’d be more inclined to buy her line of BS about “facing her sentence with strength, courage, and spirit” if she hadn’t spent the last 4 or 5 YEARS trying to avoid jail while still doing all kinds of illegal stuff, acting like she’s some super-criminal with a cape of invisibility that deflects laws.

  46. Seal Team 6 says:

    My internet is fugged up, so I can’t stream anything.

    I am depending on my Crack Clique to keep me updated on the hearing today!

  47. Sisi says:

    Bellaluna, are your cones multiplying? Were there always that many is my memory failing me? XD

  48. wtf says:

    well you know DINeyAll will be there and probably ALlIeatistictacs too…so family drama. Damn you Michael for being locked up yourself and denying us a soundbite……

    AHHRGHH why am i still being moderated

  49. Madisyn says:

    Praise

    Really? Big Orange Cone. Thats great.

    Green Eyes

    Yes, US losers get parting gift ‘cone’ hats. Or is ‘partYING’ gift ‘cone’ hats. Either way, its all in good fun.

    ladybert62

    A mimosa is champaign and ORANGE juice, usually served at brunch. Perfect for any time. Its like the old saying. . . “Beer, It Isn’t Just For Breakfast Anymore”

  50. Seal Team 6 says:

    @newtsgal

    I thought Malin Akerman had signed to that? I like AS, too.

  51. MacScore says:

    Yayyyy!!!!! I got a Mini Party Cone!!! Thanks guys – I’m perching it atop my Cracktonic…. Have to go out to archaeological lecture where I will scarcely be able to concentrate, wondering what I’m missing back here. Keep posting ladies! *raises glass early*
    Oh, and since Blohan is clearly a martyr now… let’s see… early church female martyr? – St. Thekla: gottit – Blohan is now St. Theckless of Cracken… [okay, enuff, I’m clearly losing my mind with the excitement].

  52. sapphire says:

    Is the judge allowing video?

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    Sisi – Nope, always that many. If I actually had that many, I’d LOVE to go set ’em up around Linnocents condo. Can you imagine her outrage? (And there IS a Cal-Trans place just up my block!) *giggling devilishly*

    snark – Thanks for the link!

  54. Rita says:

    @littleFatme

    Yay, you’ve joined the cracken clique. So nice to hear from you.

  55. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Afternoon ladies *waves*

    Have been away sunning myself on hol for last week so have missed the build up, but so happy I will be here to watch this today 😉

    Crack’n’cheese & crackmopolitans at the ready ladies 😀

    Boo – have missed the latest betting league (tho highly doubt it will be the last time!!)

  56. newtsgal says:

    Seal Team 6
    Seems like there are 2 movies filming about Lovelace which, the thought of just tickles me….I mean… come on how many different angles are there to a story of a porn star?

  57. Wildone says:

    It sounds like LL people know that the judge is not falling for LL BS that she was to do better and is taking this whole mess seriously and they believe that she is going to jail.

  58. Cathy says:

    \_/\_/\_/\_/ Shots and cracktinis for all

  59. Nanea says:

    I’ll go easy at the start of the day: by having a champagne cracktail first, with some crackmeat sandwiches.

    By the time there are pics, I’ll have a cracktini, and then tonight I’ll sure be needing a hot crackolate so I can sleep.

    Looking forward to the Crackness!

  60. eileen says:

    morning ladies! Just LOVE the smell of Crack-Whore-Shakin-In-Her-HookerBoots in tha mornin!! 😀

  61. newtsgal says:

    It’s been confirmed on TheWrap, and Malin is in the other one

  62. Marla says:

    But if Cracken goes to jail….who will entertain me ?

  63. wunder says:

    TMZ live streaming is on. . . waiting for Crack-dela to arrive.

  64. sapphire says:

    @fatlittleme-nice to see you back.
    I didn’t get my entry form in time. No cones for me ;(

  65. Denise says:

    “Mahatma Cracken”; whoooooooooo……LMFAO

  66. Seal Team 6 says:

    @newtsgirl

    Ah! Didn’t realize there were two movies.

  67. abbizmal says:

    It looks like Mahatma Cracken’s face is partially paralyzed. And I liked the photo of her in the housecoat best, made me laugh every time and, at work, that can be rather difficult. Heehee.
    Any word yet?

  68. Ruby Red Lips says:

    she’s here!!

  69. the original bellaluna says:

    And she’s in mourning black today…my comments are going to be fewer this go ’round, as little boy and I both have the tummy sicks.

  70. Praise St. Angie! says:

    looks like no bra, and the hair is crackalicious.

  71. badrockandroll says:

    somewhat more appropriate court dress in the brief glimpse that I got, but she still appears to be a stanger to the bra.

  72. Beatrix says:

    that outfit……was kinda chic. ugh, unfortunately so. give her a year so that maybe she serves a month, judge!

  73. Hanna says:

    She’s going to start singing the Union strike song next

  74. Becky says:

    Yay! Only seven minutes!

  75. OhMyMy says:

    Sidenote: HLN is doing a Dr. Drew show talking about her case tonite @ 9pmET. Also the E channel is showing Georgia Rule noon MT.

  76. wunder says:

    Crack-dela just arrived wearing a modest, black polka dot dress with a high neckline. . .

  77. atorontogal says:

    can’t wait to see the hair and makeup!

  78. kieslwoski says:

    Mahatma Cracken – BRILLIANT!!!!!! I almost chocked on my water, thank you for the great laugh.

  79. Mich says:

    Keep the play by plays coming! So many of us are in the dark!

  80. Madisyn says:

    Its on Court TV or Tru TV, same thing.

  81. newtsgal says:

    The only reason she is going to concede to the violation is she doesn’t want her house of cards to fall by the truth coming out…..can you say….damage control!

  82. Kelly says:

    Polka dots are the new prison stripes this season.

  83. eileen says:

    Kaiser-OMG that top pic of her with those red bulging eyes…one clearly much bigger than the other is scaring the crap out of me! I would NOT want to run into THAT in a dark alley! O_o

  84. Obvious says:

    i’m so excited for this hearing i can’t help myself!

    Move that person I’m Crackicent!!!!!

    Let the festivities begin!!!!!

  85. Ruby Red Lips says:

    C’mon, c’mon…. 😉

  86. Ruby Red Lips says:

    pls pls don’t keep putting me in mod jail…its a live feed, I promise I wont post anything bad!!

  87. wtf says:

    you don’t think they’ll do it all off camera denying us our entertainment ??

  88. atorontogal says:

    aaagh why hasn’t it started yet!

  89. ladybert62 says:

    Is anyone watching it? TMZ has not started showing it yet!

  90. bluhare says:

    Phew! Just made it.

    The crackonut cake with sea jasper icing is on the buffet.

  91. dena says:

    anyone else see only a dark screen? I can’t get it!

  92. Ruby Red Lips says:

    WTF – I really hope not….fingers crossed! TMZ just has the circle justice thing on the wall….

    Kaiser please please please tske me out of continuous mod jail on this live feed….

  93. wtf says:

    ruby red i keep getting moderated too..booooo

  94. kay says:

    I see nothing on TMZ?

    is anyone else having issues?

  95. Melissa says:

    Why aren’t they showing anything yet??

  96. gee says:

    She’s not wearing white!

  97. Tierra says:

    Ill Im seeing is the Ca. seal sign, no audio…wtf is up with that?

  98. G says:

    My guess. they’re discussing a plea bargain….

  99. ladybert62 says:

    Oops I am so excited I dropped my mimosa all over my work clothes! Think anyone will notice? Nah!

  100. sapphire says:

    Yeah, I can’t get it on TMZ-boo!

  101. OhMyMy says:

    Like Madisyn said it’s on TruTV but they’re just showing past clips and talking at the moment so maybe nothing is happening yet.

    Don’t know what TMZ is doing all it shows is the court seal.

  102. eileen says:

    I’m watching Radar and they have a still of just the CourtHouse plaque so it must not have started yet.

  103. Becky says:

    Don’t think it started yet… TMZ, Radar and E! are all showing the CA seal.

  104. Becky says:

    Ahhaha she is wearing white shoes. Nice.

  105. kay says:

    call me a flawed human, but I planned to be home to watch this.

    I hope they show something! my snack of halloween chocolate is almost finished 🙁

  106. Stacy Dresden says:

    Re: the live feed – nothing is happening yet. Audio is off and TMZ’s camera is stationary on the Great Seal of CA. STAY TUNED ladies.

  107. atorontogal says:

    I have to go soon!! COME ON!!!!

  108. Stacy Dresden says:

    ANNND … We’re ON!

  109. Chichai says:

    Such a shame that I cannot view live streams in my research lab computer. Loving the comments so far.

  110. OhMyMy says:

    The judge is on TMZ!

  111. Turtle Dove says:

    (sits back and waits for the show to begin)

    Waves to all…

    It’s on… tee-hee

  112. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Yay!!! Its started!! Cracktinis and crackmopolitans for all!!

  113. newtsgal says:

    It’s started!!!!

  114. Turtle Dove says:

    She looks a lot nicer this time around.

  115. wtf says:

    she’s claiming she has food poisoning from bad shrimp poor thing was sick ALL night…***eye roll***

    oooh its on

  116. joancrawfordhangers says:

    YAY HERE WE GO, DARLINGS.

  117. Turtle Dove says:

    Notice how she talks with her new teeth today. She might have a bit of a lisp.

  118. ladybert62 says:

    The picture is on at TMZ but I cant listen as I am at work – what has she done to that wig/hair? She has fake eyelashes on?

    What are they saying?

  119. dena says:

    You can see a hint of a smile on her face as the session begins. She’s loving this. Stupid c#nt.

  120. joancrawfordhangers says:

    MAKEUP LOOKS MUCH BETTER. NICE FALSIES.

  121. Becky says:

    Ugh the blush factor has not improved.

  122. newtsgal says:

    OMFG!!!!
    Look at those fake eyelashes!!!
    There are gross!!

  123. G says:

    The shoes are a bit much, but she’s dressed very nicely, I think and I also think the modesty make her look younger.

  124. OhMyMy says:

    She hasn’t been doing her therapy appts.
    3 in Aug. 2 in Oct.

  125. atorontogal says:

    Is it just me or does she look a tad overdone for court?

  126. Rita says:

    @Ruby Red Lips

    You have to sell 25 dozen Girl Bitch cookies to earn a free “Get out of Jail” card. It’s only good for one free pass and I’ve sold about 100 dozen.

    I send the money in via an anonymous money order and Celebitchy has assured me that it goes in the general fund. My husband thinks its a scam but after getting my copy of “Bitches for Dummies” and my shank badge, I’m confident this site is legit.

    PS- Setting out bread crumbs in the hopes of hearing from littleFATme.

  127. OhMyMy says:

    Prosecutor is reading the therapist and DWC reports. She’s screwed. No wonder she’s conceding.

  128. Stacy Dresden says:

    The Cracken appears to be extremely nervous – fidgeting, shady eye motions etc.

    Oh, snap! “Of the 19 scheduled [therapy] appointments, she canceled 14 of them” – spokesperson for the prosecution. They are ripping her a new one for her various cancelations and flaking out.

  129. Ruby Red Lips says:

    “The dr’s letter was very misleading” – Go Sautner!!

  130. The Original Mia says:

    She looks smug, which makes me twitchy. She knows she’s going to get off without any time.

    ETA: Bwah! The homeless shelter didn’t want her ass. Bad example. So true.

  131. wtf says:

    sentence !!!

  132. Stacy Dresden says:

    Judge Sautner: 330 Days on the City Attorney Case…

  133. Turtle Dove says:

    Love this judge and the fact that she doesn’t let anything past. However, I hope that she holds her accountable.

    300 days in JAIL. oh… 30 days reduced.

    Good luck to you with Ms Mansfield. LOL

  134. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Rita – lol!! I’d better get cracking on that asap!! 😀

  135. Kelly says:

    I think she looks good, though the falsies are really out of control. As I commented earlier, all my comments today seem to be about eyelashes.

    I really, really, really hope she cries! Nod, nod, nod, nod, blink, blink… The blinks are in slo-mo, though, because of the weight of the false eyelashes.

    ETA: Actually, it looks like she’s trying to cry but she’s just not capable anymore.

  136. Ruby Red Lips says:

    300 days!!

    30 days now in county jail & no house arrest..

    Does that actually mean 30 days????

    Miss Mansfield sounds like a dragon ;D

  137. OhMyMy says:

    Converting all CS to the morgue. No more DWC or another one that wouldn’t accept her.
    30 days jail no house arrest.

    Probation: Ms. Parker asked not be her probation officer anymore. She has a new one.

    270 days jail: court Dec. 14th perform CS at morgue and therapy sessions.

  138. OhMyMy says:

    The judge is spelling it out in detail. Month by Month.

    Sad that she needs to have that.

  139. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ooooh go violate Linnocent..pls, 270 days!!!

  140. Jackson says:

    Bitch is skating by again.

  141. Kimbob says:

    Ladies & Gents…I too, am awaiting in SUSPENSE!!! This all sounds SO CRACKALICIOUS!!!

  142. Diane says:

    Another fucking gift.

  143. Turtle Dove says:

    Did you hear that at the end… she said… oh, thank god.

  144. Ruby Red Lips says:

    did you hear Linnocent say ‘Oh thank god’ when that was over….jaysus, she is getting off really lightly again…

  145. Orange Cone says:

    ah she got off pretty easy

    basically 6 days in jail!

  146. Seal Team 6 says:

    Okay, confused by all the posts. Can someone give the sentence in greater detail? Thanks (and damn the messed up DSL preventing streaming). Also, was she slapped down by Judge.

  147. Beatrix says:

    ha – as the camera moved away from LL, she could be heard saying “ooooh, thank god” to her lawyer. what a twit. she continues to get her way, I’m over this…moving on to times.com

  148. kay says:

    did everyone hear the “oh thank god” she whispered at the end?

    she knows she got lucky, it’s so disappointing,

  149. Tierra says:

    UGGGHHHH!!!

    That was almost a slap on the wrist but there is NO WAY she will be able to keep up with the CS…NO WAY! I bet she blows this within a month.
    At least she does have to do 30 days but Im not sure she’ll have to do all of it?? Confused on that part.

  150. dena says:

    Major disappointment. This girl will only get her punishment through death. Not that I wish it on her, but she never has to face the repercussions of her actions and it makes me sick.

  151. newtsgal says:

    The bitch is skatin’ yet again!!!
    Did ya’ll hear her after it was over she said…”Oh, thank god”

  152. Jackson says:

    I heard it too, Kay. Ridiculous. And her smug little grin kept popping up on her crack face. Disgusting.

  153. brin says:

    “She does well at the morgue”….lmao!!

  154. birdie says:

    wow.. she got away again! only 30 days in jail

  155. Seal Team 6 says:

    Was formal probation extended?

    Will she be drug/alcohol tested?

    She did get a 270 jail sentence, which is really bad. She will never be insured again. It’s only the effed up CA jails and prisons full of pot smokers that’s keeping from serving six months in County.

  156. Becky says:

    30 days jail, report by Nov.9., no house arrest etc. Plus 270 days in jail IF she violates any of the terms of the “new” probation (more morgue hours and psychotherapy sessions). She has a graduated probation schedule through March 29. If she finishes all the hours and sessions sooner, she can get the 270-day jail threat dropped permanently. One violation and she’s back to jail (I’m assuming the 270 days).

  157. joancrawfordhangers says:

    WELL THIS SUCKS BIGTIME —>” The Sheriff’s Dept. tells us Lindsay will serve 20% of the 30 days — 6 days in jail.”

  158. Kelly says:

    I agree w @ST6 – can someone explain in detail? I was watching the livestream with the sound off at work, so I could see the crackfaces. And it was worth it. But I don’t get the 300 days -> 30 days? Does that mean she gets 30 days, then is on probation for 270, during which time she has to do CS, and if she violates she has to do the 270?

    God, wouldn’t it be fantastic if she were in jail for most of a year.

    ETA: Got it now. Can we start the betting pool to see how long before she violates? Because you know she will. She’ll get eel poisoning or somesuch and miss her appointments at the morgue because she has to jet to Les Costes to take the cure.

  159. PleaseICU says:

    She looks entirely too happy for my tastes.

    She could barely keep the grin off her face.

    At the very most she’s gonna be in there for 15 days, because of the 50% credit, or less because of the overcrowding. Maybe a week at most?

    And no orders to refrain from drugs or drinking? No random testing?

    Boiled down all that happened was she had some structure imposed by the judge that she had to do X hours per month rather than the judge leaving it up to her own whim to get her therapy and CS done.

  160. The Original Mia says:

    Bitch can’t even fake a tear anymore. Too funny.

    I’ve no doubt she’ll violate before March. She’ll want to go to Europe or do something & viola…jail.

  161. badrockandroll says:

    This is very well done: the judge has given her several “do not pass go” dates by which she will have to do so many hours of CS and so many therapy sessions. If she fails on any of those dates, she will go to jail. And she will still have to go to jail before any of those dates kick in. Since I am not convinced that la lohan or her keepers can count or tell time, I view this as a very entertaining chain of potential failures for her.

  162. wtf says:

    30 days in county has till november 9th to present herself. Day after she gets out she reports to probation, then she has a whole bunch of time to do at morgue and the other 270 keeps getting stayed until she completes the hours. if she violates, she does the time? andcan’t leave country or state without probaations approval except for holidays?

  163. HookedonBass says:

    SIX DAYS?!? Six days?!?!

    I can’t ya’ll. I just CAN’T with this mess anymore.

  164. Jackson says:

    So about 6 days in jail. What a joke.

  165. Bex says:

    ok, let me get this right, one month of jail time then a month to do 12 days of community service and 4 sessions of therapy. If she does that then it rolls over for another month, 12 days community service and 4 therapy sessions. If she continues each month untl March and completes everything then the remaining 270 days jail time get wiped off and she’s just on probation. Was that it?

  166. Ruby Red Lips says:

    From TMZ:

    Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked, ” Lindsay looks good.”

  167. Seal Team 6 says:

    Thanks Becky.

    Ugh.

    Hate her.

    Silver lining: if she is late to Morgue, she’ll get 270 days VOP.

  168. newtsgal says:

    Seal time 6
    She got 30 days to start nov. 9 after her release she will have certain bridgemarks to do in 30 day time slots…she has 270 days in jail hanging over her head until she finished with CS….e.i she got yet other chance!

  169. Rita says:

    Bottom line- She’ll actually have to serve 20% of the 30 days. That is 6 days in jail and then finish her community service at the morgue. Upon completion of service she will be on unsupervised probation.

  170. Nanea says:

    I’m missing Mother Crackhead posting here, oh, I mean… Innocent.

    I can’t believe Crackie only got 30 days. Nothing else for now? No double shifts at the morgue with some extra caretaking at public parks thrown in, maybe?

    Off to down a Crack Goose… or was it Grey Crack… anyway.

    BRB.

  171. OhMyMy says:

    Sorry guys…there was so much detail it was hard to keep up.

    Please correct me if I get it wrong:

    She has 30 days in jail she has a week to get her biz in order report on 11/9. No house arrest, no monitoring, no early release unless required by law.

    the 270 days in jail will be stayed if she performs the CS and therapy sessions outlined month by month sounds like she will have court dates in Dec,Jan,Feb,end of March.

    All CS will be at the morgue. The DWC would have taken her back but the judge did not want to put them through that again. Another homeless women’s shelter would not accept her saying she wouldn’t be a good role model. Ms. Parker asked that she not be her probation officer so she has a new one now. According to the judge she sounds like no nonsense.

    If she completed everything outlined she would be back to summary probation by the end of March.

    Holley was asking that it would be done with if she completed it early…Ha!

    Sounds like people are not willing to put up with her crap if they’re denying her.

    Also she is not allowed to tweet while at the morgue and the judge has asked the morgue to not have announcements about her.

  172. PleaseICU says:

    From TMZ:

    Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked, ” Lindsay looks good.”

    ——————-
    Sources = Dina?

  173. bluhare says:

    What a crock. So now this judge is catering to her by giving her a schedule because poor poor Lindsay can’t schedule herself? Just end this effing charade and tell her to go home, keep getting good dental work and be a good girl.

  174. MacScore says:

    AAAAARGGHHHH – cancelled my lecture in hopes of celebrating Lohan Lockdown…. bitch skates by – again….!!!!!!!!! *slams cracktonic down in disgust*

  175. Redheadwriter says:

    I have to admit that when she came to the courthouse I thought she’d cut her hair at first. And it looked good. Now I need to go wash my hands in Holy Water for typing that.

  176. G says:

    I think what is important here is that she has has a schedule she MUST follow. any lates or deviations will be dealt with right away, not some far away court date.

    It’s up to her. She has the ability to show that she can take orders and fullfill commitments. Will she do it?

    The 30 days in jail is nice as well.

  177. G says:

    @redhadwriter. I agree. I thought she lost the extentions. It would make her look a lot younger.

  178. The Original Mia says:

    I don’t feel any shame saying she looked better. Comparing the Grim Reaper photo above with her court appearance today, it’s like night and day.

  179. Samigirl says:

    I don’t understand why her dad’s prison minister is here? Or why what he says matters? I’m also pissed I got my times wrong and didn’t catch any of it until the very end 🙁

  180. Bess says:

    I really can’t believe this. What makes this judge think that the Cracken is going to do this community service and counseling this time??? She hasn’t been able to follow any judge’s instructions before. This is a joke. Any joe or jane six-pack would have been thrown in jail directly from the court house.

  181. Mich says:

    I don’t think I understand the justice system. I thought when you violated probation the original sentence came into effect? I didn’t know that you just got a reduced sentence and new terms of probation. What exactly was the point of the original 18 month sentence?

  182. Smokey says:

    My favorite part was “if she finishes earlier than March 29…”

    BWAA HAAAAA HAAAA!!!!

    So, 6 days in jail and then she starts her schedule straight away. Who’s got the odds on whether she f***ks up the first month she’s out or will she make it to the second?

  183. OhMyMy says:

    Unfortunately they did not give any detail (at least that I heard) about how many hours she’s done at the morgue the last few weeks. Don’t know what that does to your betting pool guys.

  184. Sumodo1 says:

    Hollywood justice prevailed.

  185. Bess says:

    Why didn’t the judge order random drug and alcohol testing????

  186. the original bellaluna says:

    Can you BELIEVE the level of fame-whoring by that “prison minister” of non-descript religion fame-whoring on behalf of the jailed MiLo?

    G – I don’t know; she’s never really TRULY been FORCED to follow rules before, and the slippery little crack-head still manages to get away with it.

    I’ll believe when I see the judge haul her cracked-out ass to jail after she screws up again. Because she will. You know she will.

  187. G says:

    Minnocent!!

  188. Sumodo1 says:

    OMG! Lilo was wearing red, white and blue for her court appearance. Red purse, white-ish shoes, and blue and white polka-dot dress. Her lawyer is a genius for getting her to cop a plea AND wear that Linnocent outfit.

  189. G says:

    Just want to remark that she plead guilty, which is why, she has a negotiated sentence.

    I prefer to see her work, personally, and working at the morgue is probably worse than jail.

  190. lucy2 says:

    I missed all the festivities!
    Sounds like she got off easy yet again – though I personally would freak at the idea of 6 days in jail, it’s probably a breeze for her.
    What’s with all the “if she violates” stuff, judge? You KNOW she’s going to violate probation again, she’s done it every time!

  191. Madisyn says:

    I’m absolutely disgusted she skated. AGAIN!

    Anyhoodle, here are your winners ladies:

    WTF – 3/YES/16 Total
    Lucky Charm – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    Aqua – 3/Yes/16 Wkly
    bellaluna – 3/HOPEFULLY YES/16 Wkly

    Even though Dawning Red’s bet was 3/No/16 Wkly, if were up to me alone, I’d post Dawning the winner. 30 days = about 6 days of jail. This is bull shit!

    As we didn’t get the hearing we were promised, its still conjecture what the judge originally said regarding 16 Total/Weekly, so I’m giving the winning cone to all of the above.

    There you have it, another “IF YOU FVCK UP AGAIN” slap on the wrist, which I’ve heard more times than I have fingers and toes.

    For the life of me, I don’t know why the judge didn’t hold her little freckled hand in hers and whisper her sentence to her. SICK, DISGUSTING, LOHAN!

  192. Diane says:

    The judge said it herself that she was giving the keys to jail to the defendant. They might as well just turn her loose. They’ve all made such a mockery of the whole thing. Disgusting.

  193. the original bellaluna says:

    Ok, Mad, deep breath. *inhales; exhales*

    Like I said, it’s like not swatting a toddler’s bum when they’re naughty. Just bang your head against the wall.

    SOMEONE involved in this BS is getting beeeejs or money or drugs or any combination thereof.

  194. Diane says:

    Congrats to all the winners!!!!!

  195. Lady D says:

    littlefatme, long time no read, good to see you. How goes the blogging?

  196. Faye says:

    I love the top picture…”DID SOMEONE SAY CRACK?!”

    Oh that was mean. Shame on me.

  197. Criss says:

    I hope she doesn’t end up like Marilyn Monroe, she’s headed down that road. Sad.