How wasted were Brooke Mueller & Charlie Sheen on ET with their boys?

Last night Charlie Sheen and his ex wife Brooke Mueller played happy families for Entertainment Tonight with their twin two and a half year-old boys, Bob and Max. Brooke was high as a freaking kite and could barely speak while Charlie was maintainin’ and acting somewhat normal, for him. I always find it amusing when people are totally wasted on TV and everyone around them is acting like there’s nothing wrong and seems to be ignoring the problem. That’s the appeal of Kim Richards on RHOBH, and Brooke Mueller is basically the same – slurry, barely functioning, and struggling to explain basic concepts. It would have been funny if these clowns didn’t have two little boys with them who think of them as parents. I guess there are always nannies and adult film star mistresses to serve as sober caregivers.

Here’s what Brooke and Charlie said, but to get the full effect you should watch the video on ET’s website. (Their segment is at 12:00 into this video.) Notice that when Brooke calls Charlie a good dad, she immediately starts talking about how he just bought her a house with a tennis court. She’s been in rehab umpteen times and it obviously hasn’t worked for her. Charlie is still pretty wasted too.


Charlie: These guys [Bob and Max] have nothing to do with whatever. It’s not their fault but they do deserve the benefit of two parents in their life.

We’re friends and we’re co-parents and that’s what we decided is the most important thing.

Brooke: Charlie and I are so blessed and fortunate to have such amazing kids, and that’s really the glue that holds our friendship and relationship together…

He’s an amazing father. He’s amazing with the kids ’cause he teaches them sports, plays baseball with them. In fact he just bought me a house, well for the boys, and it has huge tennis courts with lights and everything.

There’s a selfless nature about her and that’s the only way you can really be available for your children is to be compassionate and be selfless.

They go on about co-parenting, but I’m really just reporting this so that I can share these screengrabs of Brooke’s crazy face. Charlie was wasted too, but he hid it better. I think that Brooke and Charlie get along when they’re both really high on whatever. Again it would be funny if they didn’t have kids. I hope that Charlie’s ex Denise Richards steps in and tries to be an influence in Max and Bob’s lives. They need more sober adults around. Also, those boys are adorable.

Charlie is currently working on the film A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III . Brooke recently sold the home that she used to share with Charlie in Los Feliz that was left to her in the divorce.

All photos are screengrabs from Entertainment Tonight, where you can see this segment









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  1. Rhiley says:

    Brook Mueller looks like she should be on Swamp People.

  2. Obvious says:

    *shudders* brooke is going to give me nightmares i think.

    still amused how Denise was the crazy one in the divorce and everybody has certainly changed their tune about her.

    I am thinking though maybe Charlie and Brooke should let the boy live with Denise and their half-sisters and get visitation rights. At least the twins will have a stable home.

  3. Lacey says:

    This is just sad. Addiction is a heartbreaking cycle. I feel so bad for those beautiful boys!

  4. Criss says:

    Poor thing, she did the new girlfriend new wife thing to Denise Richards and really tried to make everyone hate Denise. Now she has to compete with her and their is no comparison. It’s good to see Charlie not being selfish with any of his kids. That is better than most men who get divorced that just bitch and complain about their ex’s. He doesn’t do that anymore(he doesn’t complain about Denise any more like he and Brook used to). She needs to get and stay sober for those kids, we don’t want mini Charlie’s running around Hollywood in 15 years. Otherwise shame on her for repeating the cycle.

  5. theaPie says:

    To be fair, Brooke has those wild eyes even when she is sober. However, if you say she was slurring and incoherent, I am not surprised. So sad for those little boys.

  6. original kate says:

    “Brook Mueller looks like she should be on Swamp People.”

    comment of the day.

  7. kieslowski says:

    Holy crap she was high as a kite in that interview, just crazy.

  8. WTF says:

    i actually watched that last night. she was definitly on something i wondered if it was ‘legal’ like methadone but she was definitly slurring. Charlie looks like he put on some weight in his face, but still too UP to be normal.

  9. constance says:

    I don’t wish Denise on anyone’s children. She wants to be Dina Lohan, I swear ta gawd. However, these two are a hot mess as well.

    He looks like he’s back on drugs and not meds. Still thin, still tired looking. My father is bipolar and refuses to be medicated. I don’t let my children anywhere near him, even when he calls on the phone sounding “calm.” They are great actors and love to talk about themselves. Manipulating other people into believing their lies feels beyond euphoric. They crave that feeling of control over people, and the attention they receive for “proving” to others that nothing is wrong.

    It’s so sick and I feel so badly for all his children. Bipolars have a very hard time truly caring for others without getting something in return. They fail to care for and control themselves.

  10. Smithy says:

    I’m actually surprised by how healthy and NORMAL Charlie looked. I hope he really is as clean as he seems. Brooke, on the other hand… she was definitely slurring, and I would pin her as a pill-popper. IMO, though, the best part of this story was hearing about Martin Sheen “stealing” their babies — Granddaddy Sheen is so cute!

  11. juju says:

    Why is it that people with the most money are so F_____ Up. For God sake do they not know what to do with all that money, like travel and enjoy there lives, NO they take drugs and distroy everything around them, themselves, there kids, everything !!!!! I rather be poor and happy then rich and live like these people !!!!

  12. Maritza says:

    Brooke has a serious case of crazy eyes going on. Those kids would benefit from having Denise Richards check up on them and let the boys stay with their sisters sometimes.

  13. Ari says:

    Wow, if that isn’t evidence that Social Services should have been called immediately afterwards I don’t know what is.

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    She is GLAZED in that interview! Oh my, those poor boys don’t stand a chance with her as their mother & CS as their father.

  15. Kate says:

    I just re-watched the ET these two did over two years ago, where they “introduced the world to the twins.” Brooke is slurring in this one, too, as she discusses the problems her newborn sons are experiencing. It looks clear to me that she was definitely using during pregnancy, and her kids have also (physically) paid the price.

    They should be taken away from her, until she can pull herself together.

  16. Lindy says:

    I have a 2.5 year-old little boy, and I know how much effort and energy it takes to be the mom I want to be. So I feel really sad for these two sweet boys. Do they even stand a chance with parents who will go on TV fried out of their skulls? Ugh. I hate Charlie Sheen. He is despicable. The ex-wife would be just as bad if she were an overpaid, entitled, drugged up star. Instead she just seems pathetic. That comment about how Charlie bought her–err, I mean, the boys–a new house. Gross.

  17. Hautie says:

    I am beginning to wonder if Brooke has not permanently cooked her brain. Just too much crack. And will forever be a little crazy.

    Charlie still looks bad. He might be clean of the bad shit. (cocaine) But he seems to be maintaining with some help. Of what, I do not know.

    But they bring out the worst behavior in each other. They are just two old junkies.

    Where as Charlie had been sober for nearly a decade, before losing his mind last year.

    Brooke never seems to have ever been truly sober. And she seems to have had a decent stable home life growing up. What the hell happen to her?

    She has a Mother who seems hell bent on getting Brooke help. But Brooke is still a train wreck. Even with the best rehab possible.

  18. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    @Ari: Because the wealthy are better than us, silly!

    @Lindy: Wasn’t there talk of her doing a reality show with some other burnout whose identity escapes me at the moment? I wonder what’s going on with that project.

  19. skuddles says:

    Holy wild eyes there Brooke! And Charlie looks like he ate half a bottle of valium. What lovely parents…

  20. Meanchick says:

    Train wrecks, the both of them and although Denise is not an addict, I think her motives to care for the boys are driven by money.

  21. Delta Juliet says:

    Those poor boys should not be exposed to that shit. It makes me sick.

  22. sally says:

    @ juju, I’ve come to believe that it’s not really the money that fucks people up, it’s the fame. And I think you need to be messed up in the first place to even want the kind of fame these people have.

  23. Cerulean says:

    Poor little boys. Those poor poor children.

  24. Jeannified says:

    I noticed this last night when I watched this clip. Brooke looks to be out of her mind! I can’t even believe that they did this for Entertainment Tonight. As for Charlie…I cna’t tell with him, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to hear that he was on something during this interview.

  25. Tristyn says:

    There is no way sobriety is in any way a part of their lives..unfortunately the children have no say so.however authority does and somewhere in the california legal system that protect children are not doing there job… But hey!! Being rich and famous the laws do not apply.. Great justice …

  26. iseepinkelefants says:

    I am ashamed to admit that I saw a few episodes of that Paris Hilton show (reaffirmed that she’s a huge shallow bitch) anyway what I got from that was that Brooke is a sad damaged person and still very much in love with Charlie. What’s even worse is that Charlie seems to enable her (control maybe?).

    Oh well you can’t help people who don’t want it.

  27. HannahF says:

    I don’t have the time, energy, nor inclination to watch the video or look at old pics of Brooke. That said, Brooke’s eyes remind me of Lindsay’s in her penultimate court hearing–the one with the crazy makeup.

  28. Camille says:

    Those poor kids.

    Brooke’s crazy facial expressions in those photos reminds me of Baby from House of a 1000 Corpses :\. CRAZY.

  29. anon says:

    I don’t understand the psychos that make it a new wife vs old wife thing? There’s something fundamentally disturbed with any woman who hooks up with a mess like Sheen!!! Just cuz one hides it better than the other doesn’t mean they are any different….I agree with whomever said although Denise isn’t a drug addict, her motivations to help are money, although I think fame and the desire to appear a saint in the public eye as well………

  30. barbi333 says:

    I’m pretty sure I remember CPS doing a welfare check maybe a year ago, when they were both totally out of it. They decided that because her parents were involved, the kids should stay where they were. So sad. If these were “ordinary” parents, those kids would have, and should have, been taken away! Clearly they both need serious help!

  31. NM9005 says:

    Wait, lemme wrap my head around this.

    There are people who can’t fucking conceive because nature’s a bitch and this pill popping whore is allowed to raise two children with an equally disturbed person??? So if you sniff, shoot, smoke and whatever sick bullshit they do while raising children, are allowed to raise children and talk about it in the media then WHY is no authority jumping on this like crazy? There are people who lose their children over minor juridical issues and they are being placed in foster families but these pricks can keep their children?!

    She’s right, that Brooke chick, the children deserve parents. So please, somebody give them parents because obviously those two are unfit.

    God, I make no sense now, forgive me but this crap makes me very angry and sad…

  32. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    @NM9005: I don’t know, you’re making perfect sense to me.

  33. SamiHami says:

    Such beautiful, sweet looking little boys. It’s heartbreaking that they just don’t stand a chance.

    I sincerely hope I’m wrong, but I see them as the Redmond O’Neals of the next generation.

  34. Jenn12 says:

    Amazing how people attacked Denise Richards nonstop and now this? No one has even apologized to her or admitted wrongdoing. And, Jesus, someone step in and save those two boys from the walking cesspools they are forced to call parents.

    • heynow says:

      apologize for what Jenn, if anything she oculd apologize for her past a s a hooker (yes she was one, that’s how she and Charlie met, and prob. slept with plenty of married folks, while as one) trying to be the “oh I’ll step in and be the savior, let me take all the kids so I can get some more mon..oops “love” meanchick was right. I really don’t trust her either, given how supposedly she let out, Charlie was into kiddie porn but yet she let slip that she wouldn’t mind having another kid with him one day, yep anything for more income I guess.

      Oh and juju, it’s not the money, or really fame, but the folks you surround yourself with. That could be deadly, especially for Charlie.

      • Jenn12 says:

        I would say they should apologize for acting as though Denise was lying about what poor shape Charlie was in and what a severe addict he was and is. He’s a fantastic actor, which is how he was able to fool people into thinking he was just a fun degenerate for so long. Denise may not be the perfect person, but she not a falling down drug addict who can barely raise the children she chose to bring into this world.

  35. Genevieve says:

    The video is not working for me. Anyone know another link? Is it not working for anyone else?

  36. fluffyrabbit says:

    It’s not working for me either and I can’t seem to google a working link :(

  37. Gigohead says:

    Shocked that rich people are immune from Child Services. Why are these children still in their care?

  38. ShanKat says:

    Charles and Brooke will now entertain the world with their annual holiday crack-and-opiates domestic abuse drunk-stravaganza.

  39. Dawn says:

    OMG!!!! Brooke Mueller is higher than a kite!~ She is a disgrace as a Mom, your right hopefully Denise Richards who is a devoted Mother will step in and be a positive influence. Brooke looks scary, imagine being a toddler and seeing that as your Mom. SAD!!!!! Her eyes are always bulging out of her head, she never sounded articulate in any interview, this one was more obvious she is on drugs. DISGUSTING!

  40. Glenda T. says:

    The video link won’t work and it’s killing me. If anyone finds a working one please post!!!

    • Harriet says:

      Oh, what the rich and famous can do. It appears someone from team Sheen must have threatened ET. The online video is no longer available on the website. It is clear Charlie is in full damage control on this one. However it doesn’t say much about his sobriety if he agrees to let Brooke be filmed while on drugs.

  41. poopie says:

    “…. AND HE bought me a house with a tennis court WITH LIGHTS AND EVERYTHING…” she sounds like she’s 5… STFU and STOP BREEDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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