“Olivia Wilde is the newest face of Revlon, but she still can’t dress” links

Olivia Wilde does not look good in this outfit. Also, Ol’ Cockburn was just named the newest face of Revlon. [Celebuzz]
Is Sparkles cheating on K-Stew with Sarah Roemer? [Dlisted]
Karl Lagerfeld knows that Jessica Biel sucks. [LaineyGossip]
Eight-minute preview of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [Pajiba]
Daniel Radcliffe is a dirty, dirty boy. [Evil Beet]
Miranda Kerr looks great in this Louis Vuitton dress. [Yeeeah]
Blake & Ryan, after their WASPy holiday. [Pop Sugar]
Amanda Seyfried is an idiot with a cute ass. [The Blemish]
Jake Gyllenhaal‘s literal beard is making him sad. [A Socialite Life]
We could be seeing Flying Tomato Dong very soon. [CDAN]
Katy Perry‘s new hair is…? I dunno. [The Frisky]
Black criminals are less likely to be pardoned than their white brethren. [Bossip]
Christina Aguilera from behind, in leggings. [IDLITW]
Animals going all Kanye with ALL CAPS. [OMG Blog]
Dimple Parade photos of the day! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Craig Ferguson‘s “Come Hither” Face. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Richards goes into rehab. [ICYDK]
Nick Hogan is getting sued for ANOTHER car accident. [Celebslam]

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  1. Aria says:

    I disagree. OW looks adorable in that outfit.

  2. Sigh. says:

    With surnames “Wilde Cockburn,” how and why is she denying the gods’ call for her to go on to porn greatness?

  3. Marjalane says:

    I swear that’s the exact sort of outfit my mom would wear to parent conferences 25 years ago. Still a mortifying choice.

    • hatsumomo says:

      Hey! I dont think its that bad, I would wear that to church with a little cardigan over the shoulders! But maybe its not the best thing to wear to an event?

  4. Turtle Dove says:

    With that jaw, she’s the Johnny Weir of Revlon.

    Edit – I checked… Johnny’s jaw looks narrower.

  5. sally says:

    Leave the fashion commentary to the fug yourself girls, please. What doesn’t look good here? She looks classy.

  6. toto says:

    her jaw bones are weird making her face like a fish

    • Anonymous says:

      Alright, I have two points.

      1. Her jaw in completely fine. Yes, her outfit looks like it was made out of some poor persons tablecloth, but that has nothing to do with her jaw!

      2. Wait… I guess I only had one point.

  7. jay says:

    I would have rethought the tights and the eye makeup, but other then that, I don’t see much horribly wrong with this.

  8. Carolyn says:

    I wonder if Revlon’s choice of models of late is working for them…Biel and now Wilde? At least both are getting a wellpaid gig. I’m old enough to remember the gorgeous “world’s most beautiful women” campaign of the 80s. And Cindy C’s very successful long running campaign.

    • Flower says:

      Good question! They do make odd choices to represent the brand right now. Also have no idea why Drew Barrymore is the face of Covergirl. It always struck me as a very strange choice—her face is more interesting than classic, and her box office heyday was honestly about fifteen years ago, when I was a tween.

      • Happy21 says:

        Especially considering that Drew Barrymore’s skin is orange in almost all of the ads. Not exactly a good colour for promoting natural looking foundations and such!

  9. truetalk says:

    lord!, that white polka dot skirt is so dated and not in a good way.

  10. hatsumomo says:

    Katy Perry needs to stop doing whatever it is she’s doing to her hair, it looks awful. Or looks like its gonna fall out soon.

  11. My Darling Pinkett says:

    Yeah, not a nice outfit, but she’s still gorgeous.

  12. L says:

    Oh Sparkles, I like you but getting photographed with a D lister in the back of a car looks bad. He was just photographed last week with Kristen Stewart at an apartment and some concert. If he hadn’t been photographed with Kristen Stewart in months, I wouldn’t think anything of him. However, they were definitely photographed outside of their promos together. Hoping that is just a group of friends and that he isn’t cheating on sullen Stewart. I actually may have to be Team Stewart (ugh) in case it comes out he was cheating.

  13. truthful says:

    maybe Revlon can help her tone down that huge jaw, lord it distracts from everything..

    she could hide her lunch down there..

  14. Tazina says:

    Her jaw looks wider than the upper part of her face. She would make a good protection dog.

  15. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I think Olivia is a beautiful women, but everyone can not wear poke a dots. I think the blouse is nice but could have worked better with an all black pair of slacks or skirt, even grey would have been better. The fit of the outfit is nice but the skirt is a noooo!!!

  16. JuliaDomna says:

    She is such a pretty girl! Yes, her jaw appears to be the widest part of her face. But what exactly is the point of pointing this out?

    • theaPie says:

      Oh, I suppose it makes some people feel better to point out beautiful people’s flaws. You know, Grace Kelly’s jaw was ‘too wide’ for classic beauty as well. Such a tragedy.

  17. beanie says:

    I think she is lovely. Still has about 15 lbs. more than when she did during Tron Legacy. I think she shows weight in her face, arms hips and legs. The hair style emphasizes the face fullness as well.

  18. shawn says:

    I’m not sure what they were going for with that outfit, but her face is gorgeous.

  19. KLO says:

    I think the little bit of extra weight makes her look MORE bautiful. The body, the face, the hair, she’s an alien goddess 😛

  20. normades says:

    Polka dots are back in style as are calf length skirts…however this outfit sucks. Your aunt/mom/cousin would look great in this, but for a star it looks dated and boring. Shoes are bad too.

    She needs a new stylist for real.

  21. whatevs says:

    she has been looking ugly ever since her divorce. did she gain weight or lose? anyway what a shame

  22. Eve says:

    This woman is box office poison.

  23. Minty says:

    I haven’t seen enough of her work to comment on her acting skills, but the shape of her eyes – gorgeous!

  24. kimberly says:

    she’s pretty, but green or blue eyes doesn’t impress me. Those are the eye colors that society always deems “beautiful”, so that now it’s just so fucking generic to see in ads.

    • Greg House says:

      I completely agree, I mean genetics can be so f*******g annoying, you’d think that they don’t choose people eye colours and that they are random nearly, wait they are oh well, her eyes make her look awful I mean it makes you want to look away from her, why can’t see die them red or something.

      by the way in case you have’t guessed I’m being sarcastic

      good day moron

      bye

  25. Greg House says:

    WOW she looks awful *uncovers eyes* I don’t get it from reading these comments I though she looked really bad

    Maybe I’m missing something here but she looks pretty!

    Oh I get it, I’m not a moron I see nwo

    Look I know this outfit may not be to everyone’s taste I mean it is actually classy instead of just being a ridiciouly tight dress which shows of her boobs. But you see unlike a lot of celebrities who people call hot she has a brain and knows that you don’t have to wear a tight dress to look good.

    AND WILL PEOPLE SHUT UP ABOTU HER JAW

    Look I know she doesn’t resembel a duck and she hasn’t had botox sos he actually has a few lines on her face instead fo looking likea grinning baboon. and I am sorry but I think she acutally looks better

    Anyway it isn’t really anybody’s business what she wears.

    So stop moaning, and do something else like go to Mc donalds there always looking for morons to work there.