I was going to write about some new photos of Jude Law & Robert Downey Jr., but those pics weren’t all that sexy at the end of the day. So how about some Viggo Mortensen and Vincent Cassel? Vincent and Viggo were doing a photo call in Paris for A Dangerous Method… where was my lovely Fassbender? Well, I think Michael has pretty much called it quits on promoting A Dangerous Method, and now he’s spending his time, money and effort securing an Oscar nomination for Best Actor for Shame. It’s not a bad wager, honestly, but I miss him at these Dangerous Method photo calls.
But let’s talk about Vig and Vin. I still think Viggo looks like crap with this hair length, honestly. I’m not saying he should shave it all off… maybe just take off an inch or two? I also want him to eat some carbs in the hopes that some of it will go to his face. His face is increasingly looking more and more Ed Harris-esque. Now, I love Ed Harris, but the man looks old as dirt, and Viggo now has that walking-skull-like visage.
Vincent, meanwhile, looks… well, I love him. He’s very sexy, although something is off with his styling. Granted, if I was given a buffet of only unlimited Vincent or unlimited Viggo, I would totally opt for unlimited Vincent. I know I’m in the minority. Go ahead and yell at me.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Yup, I’m a Vigo girl but a hair trim is in order. And maybe a sandwich for him.
Me too, but I’d also require Nicorette gum.
Vincent is so gorgeous and talented! I love his film choices, I love his acting (he be very cool), I love his energetic curious nature, I love that he’s a polyglot, I love the way he loves Bellucci and vice versa, I love it when they are together in films (omg so much nakedness and love in Irréversible!). *pants*
Sigh, I’ll take that sexy French bastard over Viggo any day!
Amen. I’m all over the Cassel. Love love love love love him.
BOTH, PLEASE!
I agree with you (Kaiser) about Mortensen’s hair.
Cassel, no question.
Kaiser i’m with you, Vincent all the way! Just a flaw..he’s french!
What’s wrong with being french?
A french.
just for the fact that i’m italian and we’re raised hating each other. that’s all. no particular reason, we just both do.
Yeah, but HE’S married to an Italian so that’s got to show you something.
yes he is, but she loves so much being a french that barely speaks in italian when she’s in italy. just like carla bruni. they’re not very popular in italy at the moment..
i know there’s nothing to be proud of for being italian right now…but come on , their roots and family belong to italy, there are other things that make an italian proud to be so, obviously not the politic situation and our con politicians.
Um, I’m French and I wasn’t raised to hate Italians.
ok this has gone too far…… it was a silly comment, a joke. i’m sorry if i offended anybody! i didn’t mean “hate” as real “hate” it was more like a “we don’t really like each other” kind of way.
maybe is due to the forever lasting battle between food, arts, history, wine (hands down you win on this one) and football!!!!
Exactly! same here! what is this new thing? I never heard about a supposed hate/ rivalry between italians and french.
For french (and only the silly ones who define themselves solely as “french”) there is some rivalry/ competition with english or germans but in genetral french are fond of italy so that’s news to me! and stupid! we are just individuals who happened to were born somewhere if some people chose to be defined by this very limitative and dubious element fine for them. I expect much more from myself to qualify to being a person.
I’m going to Paris for Christmas! let’s meet! 😛
At least he’s not Sicilian or Corsican, hahaha!
I’m actually French and Corsican. What’s wrong with Corsicans??? HMMMMMMMMMM?????????
Ha ha..I know everybody is just joking. Let’s just say we’re all of “EU descent” and hug it out!
you have a lot of sense of humour for being french 😉
Kitten, you’re not a very good Corsican if you don’t hate the Italians, that must be your French side talking, lol ;)))
Pace salute
i’d like to remind you that Corsica was italian not long ago… so she might have some italians ancestors!!
You don’t really have to remind me, I’ve got an “i” at the end of my surname too 😉
However, I dare you to tell a Corsican that he’s speaking Italian. In person… Hahaha!
see?? we are all a great family! (italians are freaking everywhere!!!) forza italia alè alè
and allez les bleuuuuu!!
I WOULD NORMALLY SAY VINCENT. BUT THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER. MY GOD PLEASE RUN AND GET SOME BOTOX
STILL LUV VINCENT THOUGH.
As with all good buffets, I would sample everything!
I remember Vincent’s kiss with Ms. Harvard in Black Swan. SO HOT.
I’m going to pick Viggo though.
Viggo. All the way down.
Vincent Cassel is a wonderful actor, a polyglot but…Viggo is these thing AND a poet, a musicist, speaks more languages, is polite and is 100000 times better as far as beauty go.
Vincent only because he might take me home to Monica Bellucci.
LOL Threesome?
In a heartbeat… I’ve got a hard-on for her that just wont go away
I’m with you…Vincent for me, please! While I don’t get the whole Viggo thing I certainly respect those who do 🙂
No way Vincent Cassel, he is French, charmant and hot.
I think this is the hardest poll question I have ever encountered on Celebitchy, but Viggo has a strange hold on me, so he’s my choice.
Both are charming men and very talented actors…but these dongs are too old for me.
I do love my Viggo with a haircut. But I am not going to kick him out of bed, because I prefer short hair on men.
Yet, I do appreciate the charm of Vincent. It is just cruel to compare them to each other. Since they both have the qualities I love in a man.
Aragorn. Soulful looks than span centuries. Large sword. Passion. Speaks a ficticious other language that sounds fairly sexy. Viggo Mortensen would do a suitable facsimile of Aragorn to see me right.
It’s a tie-I would hit either like a house on fire.
Viggo all the way. I love that he has a full life outside of Hollywood.
Vincent absolutely 100%. You maybe in the minority but I’m right alongside with you!
I’d get with the old dude on the left in the last pic wearing the grandpa scarf…lol
At first (and second) glance I thought it was Ted Danson! I was thinking man he really aged all of a sudden.
What a terrible headline! But, of course, it would be Viggo. It will always be Viggo.
You said it!!!
Amen! There is no other!
That’s not dong, it’s Zombie Apocalypse!
Ditto!
this choice is depressing, these men are so washed up and old!
Viggo, just watched the LOTR and now I’m reading the books, and Aragorn is the man right now, I would make Viggo play dress up and rid me of the shadow!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viggo hands down!!! No contest!
Vincent with a Viggo chaser.
Viggo–especially during his Lord of the Ring years.
both, merry christmas to me
a VERY mery christmas indeed!LOL
lol
Viggo, always Viggo
LOL, totally disagree with you on the wine, italy wins for me everytime except for sparkling/champagne
My scorecard
Wine: Italy (Chianti, Valipollicella, Soave … hello!)
Fashion/Design: Italy
Art: Italy
Museums: France
Food: France
Football: Brazil 😀
food: France?????????????????????
i admit they have some bread that is out of this world and some reaaaaaally good cheeses.. but come on.. italy wins on food!
and brazil is not in europe 🙂
Paola, I believe Leigh knows Brazil isn’t located in Europe. I think she mentioned these countries randomly…because they’re known internationally for certain qualities. France is famous for its wine — especially the sparkling kind (Champagne), Italy is famous for its food, Brazil is famous for its football (or, at least, the National Team’s football) and so on…
and wine Italy?????????????, nice chianti of course but it will never make it up for a cheval blanc or a St Estèphe which are heavenly good!
and Fashion Italy???? have you heard of small brands such as Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent, Lanvin, Hermès or Louis Vuitton???
For the food for me it’s a tie, it’s like in France they have regional food, there is no such a thing as French or Italian Food, but there are regional food, piemontese, venician, tuscan, sicilian same in France ( brittany, provence, Lyonnais) where eating habits are drasticlly different, ex : I don’t digg particularly Tuscan food but adore everything around the gulf of Napoli!
regarding the diversity of what you can eat to me french and italian food are a tie!
Ps: Paola, I am teasing you of course!;)!
Since I am back from Italy myself (where I go each month!) I would be delighted to meet you if you are in Paris before the 21th and after the 25th (I am in Vienna between these dates)
Let me know:)
@ Eve
of course he knows where brasil is… i was just pointing out the fact that brasil is out of contest because we were talking about Europe here!!
@Funnylilou
I never said anything about fashion ( the only italian brands i support are Giorgio Armani and Miu Miu) totally agree on Lanvin and Chanel, too bad i can’t afford it!!
totally agree on the wine too, i think italian wine are too heavy and i love some of your amazing whites (even if some muller-thurgau of the sud-tirol aren’t bad either).
i consider myself a citizen of the world, i am half swiss (german side) and half italian, i lived in florence for 12 years where i graduated in architecture, i attended high school in Ny and san Francisco and my boyfriend is british! i love the world, love every food and culture but i am slighest proud of my italians roots, and i’d love to meet you in paris! too bed i’m leaving on the 26th form paris gare du nord on a eurostar headed to london to see my better half!
@ Paola:
Alrightie then.
What can I say? I love cheese, and French pastries and French baking …
And who can talk football without mentioning Brazil (euro theme notwithstanding)
Re design, Bulgari!, Ferrari, Visconti, Pariani, Da Vinci?
France is up there, but Italian design makes my heart sing, ESP. When coupled with a good Italian red wine
(my French heritage is shaking its head in dismay 🙂
Give me Viggo! Plus I found Ed Harris sexy when he was younger. LOL
Fassbender reminds of a young Ed Harris. Ed is still a hot older man.
Oh K you really do pair some irristable dongs for what ifs. This is a hard one. I adore ’em both. These fine silver foxes makes me feel like a wolf! 🙂
Who’s the walking dragon in the last picture? Viggo all the way, but I do wish that he would get a hair cut.
That’s director David Cronenberg. I love him to death and he still looked “doable” (to me) not long ago (or, at least, five years ago). He also looked great in two episodes of Alias — not directing them, but acting instead.
Now that he’s 68 years old…he looks like he’s aged quite a bit (which he has, obviously) 🙁 .
Cronenberg acted in Alias?? Really? Now I’m going to have to watch that show. Wonder if it’s on streaming…Was he any good on the other side of the camera?
Yes, he played Dr. Brezzel in two episodes:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0508633/
And my opinion might be biased because I’m a fan but I thought he was pretty good (he does cameos in movies from time to time — for instance, he plays a henchman for the Italian mafia, who kidnaps and kills Nicole Kidman’s character, in To Die For).
Well, the last time I saw Vin was when he was drop dead in Ocean’s. I was like, “Who is this hottie doing Zumba moves as he engages in criminal activity?” His accent is so lovely.
But now I’m wondering what the hell happened in six short years? Damn boo!
Bur he’s still hot just not hott.
Meanwhile, Viggo can still get it ever which way. I would do a lot of nasty things with that dude, whatever his hair length is, as long as there are no bald patches. LOL.
Viggo.
Today,
Tomorrow,
Forever.
Vincent for me. You just know he can get down and dirty!
It’s a buffet, right? So I can have as much as I want of them both! 😉 But I’d go heavy on the Viggo.
I have Libra Asc I can’t decideee !
They are soo handsome and talented…
Big fan of both Viggo and Vincent
Eww! Neither one of them! They both look like aliens. I’ll stick to doing myself, thanks.
Put me in between the 2 and call it a sandwich. Yes please.
Viggo, hands down! I saw A Walk On The Moon not too long ago and I was swooning. I’d always like him in the Lords Of The Rings trilogy, but he was hot in the Walk On The Moon movie. Mmmmmmmm.
Between jennifer aniston and agelina jolie who would you rather do in a snatch salad bar?
Viggo……..even now. I don’t know what it is, but I like older men. Over 35 and you’re on the list.
A dong buffet? ahahahaha, that shit is funny!
Viggo all the way baby! They aren’t even comparable.
Viggo. All day. Everyday.
Vincent & his panty-melting french accent. & panty melting french everything else
Would’ve chosen Cassell but I see Chris Martin’s face in him. So Viggo.
So, does the dong buffet include Dr. Kevorkian (featured in the last photo)?
mmmmmm vincent…his creepy blue eyes, his fluffy hair and vague unibrow…YES. If Monica doesn’t mind sharing, I would get him naked in ten seconds to start my buffet.
I’ll take whichever one is willing to go outside once in awhile and not look like they’re bathing in SPF 100.
Vincent. Nothing against Viggo, Vincent just seems a little more on the wild side. Viggo is looking a little too thin.
Viggo. With a hair trim, he is perfection.
Vincent is a GOD!!!
I like Viggo,
but definitely Vincent, without hesitation
…even if he really is getting old now!
Viggo always and forever and ever. No comparison.
Umm…
Viggo Mortensen goes out with girls half his age and is now hooked up with a woman whose marriage he broke apart. He is not even American anymore as he is shacked up in Spain with this adultress. As far as his politics, poetry and “music” go, well it just goes to show that you can buy your way into anything if you are Hollywood.
Is Cassell the one that was in “Ocean’s Eleven”? If so, he looks old now, but in that movie he was pretty cute.
Either way I would pass. I don’t have an appetite for either one of them.
Now Javier Bardem….. Yum, yum, gimme some!