Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy issue isn’t selling: “No one has bought it”

I just went looking for all of those “leaked” images from Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictorial, and I found that almost every site had gotten a take-down notice, probably accompanied with threats from lawyers. So I won’t link to the “leaked” pictorial – we all remember what it looked like, right? The surprisingly good boobs, the Photoshopped “pointy” ass, the general sketchiness and budget-ness of the images. We remember. How could we forget? Anyway, it seems that once everyone looked at the photos, no one really cared enough to seek them out again in the form of the actual magazine. Yes, LL’s Playboy isn’t selling. Which is kind of awesome.

Amidst the holiday melee, shoppers aren’t rushing to pick up their copy of the much-talked about Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy this week.

It was one thing to see Lohan’s nude Playboy spread when it was leaked on the Internet last week. It’s another experience entirely to see the 10 pages of photos in person in the magazine, which hit newsstands Friday.

But not many consumers are paying for that experience. In fact, interest seems low in seeing Lohan’s intensely air-brushed impersonation of Marilyn Monroe in glossy print. Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia only to be confronted with the same reality at each: Lohan’s glassy-eyed stare peaking above the backs of more family friendly fare, with no one staring back or making a purchase.

“No one has bought it,” was the resounding answer to our query at each stop.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise. Once the photos were leaked, the response to the spread, for which Playboy paid a reported $1 million, were lukewarm across the board.

“I’m not surprised at all. Despite Playboy’s hype, there was nothing particularly shocking or new about this shoot. While these shots may have been slightly closer to full frontal than Lindsay’s previous shots, they weren’t actually full frontal; there was also nothing particularly new about Lindsay dressing up as Marilyn Monroe,” says Lux Alptraum, editor of

“I thought the shots were really boring and didn’t really live up to the promises Playboy had made,” Alptraum added. “If they’d actually gotten full frontal shots of Lindsay, or come up with a fresher, more interesting concept, there might have been more demand for the photos.”

In an exclusive interview with E! News Hugh Hefner himself admitted that he originally had doubts about including Lohan in the magazine and putting her on the cover.

“It really came as a surprise to me,” Hefner told E! “I kind of had mixed emotions about it initially, and then it turned into something bigger than life. “I wasn’t quite sure where she was at in her life, obviously. It depends on whether it’s Tuesday or Thursday.”

The Lohan pictorial was leaked online last week after a hacker found the pictures on a shared computer server. The leak spooked the magazine, which decided to move up their publication date and release the pictures on their own site to try to maximize sales in the wake of the leak.

“Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we’re releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early,” Hef himself tweeted. Playboy reportedly printed thousands of extra copies of the magazine in anticipation of a rush on it.

The entire roll-out for the Lohan Playboy spread has been mired in disaster. After a travel snafu this week, Lohan was unable to make it back from a Hawaiian vacation in order to do her single interview for the shoot with talk show host Ellen DeGeneres. And now that the magazine has hit newsstands without a ton of fan fare, it appears Lohan won’t be giving any interviews about the spread.

Playboy did not return e-mails for comment on the pace of sales since the issue hit stands.

[From Fox News]

Hef said, “I wasn’t quite sure where she was at in her life, obviously. It depends on whether it’s Tuesday or Thursday.” He continued, “It depends on whether she needs money, or if she’s just come back from an international call girl tour. It depends on how much coke she snorted during the all-nighter. It depends on whether she’s been main-lining moonshine.”

But really, I’m just thankful that the public response to the pictorial was “meh.” It really was a disaster of a photo shoot, which makes sense, because LL is a disaster of a crackie. Now, if Playboy publishes the un-Photoshopped images at some point… those might sell. Just because people like to be grossed out.

Here are some photos of LL doing some “Christmas shopping” at Yves Saint Laurent on Friday:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Jenn says:

    Why spend good money to see what is all over the internet or on display on film?

  2. Skins says:

    People buy playboy to see hot girls, and she is most certainly not a hot girl

  3. samira677 says:

    The leak had nothing to do with it. Nobody cares about Lindsay especially naked. She looks horrible. Not sure why Hef thought it would be a good idea.

  4. Rita says:

    The “leaked” photos were nothing but PR primer that misfired. The “million dollar” spread was a hoax. Linnocent probably got two free passes to Knots Berry Farm and a box of animal crackies.

    The Playboy brand is a dusty decaying relic like its publisher.

    • Blue says:

      Hahahhahah I love your posts. It’s true though. There is no way in hell LL could get a 1 mil pay day. Octomom is probably getting more offers and a higher price.

    • Carolyn says:

      Totally agree. Playboy ceased to be relevant about 10 years ago. Death by internet. And incompetent management by Hef’s children (Hef doesn’t do anything apart from PR bites). It is limping along with its PR wholly based on the farcical premise of a very old man still living a playboy lifestyle. Which has since been debunked by former residents. It has no relevance to anyone under 60. When Hef passes away, the empire will crumble because no-one seriously belives it or cares. Lindsay Lohan in a 10-page spread..really?

      • DrM says:

        Hey Carolyn: couldn’t agree more. It would make a lot more sense (I think) to gradually faze out the printed magazine and go to a ‘pay’ internet format. It would allow for a lot more creativity on the part of Playboy and would cut a HUGE amount of expenses…that mag would be expensive to produce..

      • Hakura says:

        @DrM – I’ve long believed we’re watching the ‘magazine’ business become completely obsolete. In the last 10yrs, the net has completely bypassed it.

        The only problem with all internet versions is like what we’ve seen in this case. Hackers. Before anyone can transfer over completely to that type of media, they’ll enter an arena where they’re continuously racing the hackers, who improve as quickly as security companies can come up with new means to protect websites.

    • memphis says:

      :) hilarious .. and so true!

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Ora bottle of boones farm and a pack of parliaments.

    • poof says:

      Too funny Rita. I just laughed so hard.

    • Agnes says:

      A huge YES on all counts! hahaha

  5. Kaboom says:

    Hef would have made a better return from setting $1 million on fire and posting the video on Youtube

    • Madisyn says:

      And less headache and public fallout. Anything that trick touches instantly turns to toxic waste.

      • Lady D says:

        Morning Madisyn. I’m thinking that with this latest fiasco word will finally get around that she’s toxic. Everything she comes in contact with fails to thrive.
        Detox centres, self-tanner/legging businesses, magazines, jewelry/furs, friendships, family. She carries a miasma of toxicity like a cloud around her. I’d have no problem giving this trick all the personal space she desires.

      • Madisyn says:

        Mornin Lady D

        Oh, I think the ‘industry’ already knows. Any new movie’s she’s signed? No, didn’t think so.

      • Bess says:

        Hey Mad,

        Not so fast… Dina said Lindsay’s got three movies in the works (sarcasm).

  6. Tammy says:

    I bought 100 copies of Playboy to support my LiLo-ve.

    • dorothy says:

      So, your the person that bought the only copies sold.I wondered who it was.

    • Dusty says:

      “A fool and his money are soon parted.”
      Just sayin…

    • Lady D says:

      So did Dina. Then she signed Hohan’s name to them and sent her oldest to the bar with them. He was trying to sell the autographed copies for $40 each.
      (The above courtesy of a poster named Nikki who has lots of insider info on clan Lohan and keeps TMZ readers filled in on the antics in Merrick.)

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Mornin’ Lady! Doesn’t surprise me one bit to hear that. WO has no scruples, and she thinks “shameless delusional fame-whoring pimp” is a phrase in a foreign language she doesn’t speak.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        She’s a smart one, that Dina. She knows the only ones who will find Lindz attractive are the people at the bar wearing their “beer goggles.”

  7. Happymom says:

    Shop, party, hang out with sketchy people-same old LIndsay. There is no way the outcome is going to be anything positive.

  8. argirl says:

    She is a horrible blonde. I liken her blonde hair to Britney’s pink wig. Poor delusional crackhead.

    • Hautie says:

      Hey now! Don’t be trash talking Britney’s pink wig! hahaha!

      You will hurt pink wigs feelings comparing her to some trashy blonde weave. Pink Wig is a lady. Not some trashy ho weave. :)

      But I agree with the thoughts of no one was interested in seeing Lohan in, yet another, “Marilyn” inspired shoot.

      Had they found her a auburn wig and flattering makeup… things would have been more interesting.

      Like trying to make her look “fresh face and 19″ again. Instead of the bloated, duck lipped, trashy blonde weave wearing 40 year old… who smells of old bong water. 25 has never looked so hard as it does on Lohan’s face.

      Hell even Tara Reid has cleaned up her act! But our girl crackie is out there spending that cash as fast as she can. Looking forward to her next over-sea’s “date” weekend.

  9. Turtle Dove says:

    This should be a huge wake up call to anyone choosing to align their brand with her too – the public really won’t buy it.

  10. dorothy says:

    Her career and celebrity status is

  11. Jules says:

    How does she manage to have a double chin? She looks like crap. She imagines she looks how with her inflated mouth hanging open, but she just looks like a mouth breather.

    • The Original Denise says:

      This exactly! How does a 25 yo have double chin anyway? Crackie is the Christmas gag gift that keeps on giving…..Happy Holidays Celebitchy bloggers! It has been quite a year.

      • Boethius says:

        I have a bit of a double chin, but I’m also halfway through the process of dropping 75 pounds with another 30 to go, but even with my additional weight I think it’s safe to say my face is slimmer than hers.

        Lohan’s face just looks… saggy. My 55 year old mother’s face looks more youthful and she went through chemo 2 years ago.

    • Seal Team 6 says:

      Coke bloat. It has to be.

  12. brin says:

    She’s laughing all the way to her dealer.
    As for Hef, he should pack it in…first his non-marriage to Chrystal Harris,then cancellation of The Playboy Club tv show, and now this Lilo cover leak fiasco.

  13. Cherry Rose says:

    Of course no one is going to buy it. We’ve all seen her boobs and everything else since she turned 18.

    I’m not even sure why Playboy bothered having Lindsay pose for them. She hasn’t been relevant in years, and whatever looks she had has all but disappeared.

    Of course, it didn’t help that the photos were leaked as well.

    Hopefully other magazines will see how poorly Playboy did with having Lindsay on the cover, and will think twice before wanting to put Lindsay on their cover.

  14. Silk Spectre says:

    The world just stopped turning – Men refuse to buy a magazine with naked women!?!? Just look what you’ve done, Blohan!

    Maybe they should provide a free sample of Viagra with that issue ’cause you’ll need it…

    • Sillyone says:

      Where is the “Like” button damn it!! Or “Love” button!!! OMG I just can’t quit laughing about the whole situation!

    • Hakura says:

      Given how badly the sales are going already, I highly doubt Hef can afford to add his (garage stash of) viagra to the deal, gratis.

      Truly, only by removing Lohan could he hope to make any sales of this issue.

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I hope this is the case and this mag is a huge flop going 4ward.

    Since when did glamorizing and photoshopping to unrecognizable imagery of a hooking drug addict who had some talent and beauty many years ago be a good or justified thing to do?!

    Linnocent does not deserve being paid loads of money and ‘fame’ anymore and maybe with the public tide obv turning she will wake up to her own disasterous life but knowing Linnocent it will make no odds – beside she has her call girl career to keep her in drugs and cash

    • Madisyn says:

      Mornin Ruby Red

      As for her ‘Intl. Call Girl’ career, thats only going to last so long and the money will be less and less as she ages and becomes an ever bigger addict that she already is. What is this trick gonna do, say when she’s 50. Do you think the ‘Vikrams’ of the world are gonna shell out private jets, cash, and drugs for a has-been, who never was? I don’t!

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Hey Mads!

        When she’s 50 she’ll be the next WO, pimping out her child to the highest bidder! Thus repeating the crackie cycle.

  16. Boo says:

    When I saw Brittney got engaged, I spent a moment soul searching. Even at her craziest, I never WANTED to see Brittney fail or fall apart. What is it about Lindsay that makes people actually cheer for her downfall? Is it her attitude, her largely unpunished criminal behavior, the general sense of “how can such a fucking mess still make so much fucking money”? Help me understand my own feelings, as I don’t make enough to afford court-ordered therapy.

    • Ducky LaRue says:

      IMO, it’s because Britney never came across as mean – maybe a bit dumb, but harmless – more likely to hurt herself than anyone else. Whereas with Lindsey, she really packs an entitled “mean girl” vibe. She causes all her own drama and never even tries to change.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      It’s alright, Boo, honey, I’m here. Britney was actually undergoing a combination of circumstances that resulted in her catastrophic “perfect storm.”

      Britney was going through a divorce, being used by her hangers-on, and had an up-til-then un-diagnosed mental illness.

      She drove around randomly, did weird things, self-medicated with drugs and/or alcohol, and was generally a mess.

      The Cracken, on the other hand, has been partying and basically behaving like an entitled ass since she was 17 (that’s 8 years now, for those keeping track at home). No rules or laws EVER apply to HER; she is “entitled” to steal whatever she wants (no matter the worth) from her magazine photo shoots and her supposed “friends;” she didn’t show up on time (or at all) on set for more than one movie; she’s consistently bailed on several contractual obligations; she car-jacked 3 guys while drunk/high/both; she throws drinks (glass and all) at people on the regular; she snakes/screams her way into fashion shows, parties, and clubs un-invited; she lies, denies, and generally thumbs her nose at EVERYONE EVERYWHERE.

      It’s okay to want her to fail. It’s TIME for her to fail.

    • Hakura says:

      I agree. Even though I spent many years shaking my head at the things Brit was doing, I always felt truly sorry for her, & hoped she’d get her act together. (Partially because she became popular when I was 13, I had her first single, & idealized her.)

      But I agree with Ducky LaRue. Britney, for all her nonsense, never came across as arrogant, or a bitchy brat pitching fits & mistreating those around her. This is something Lindsay has done for quite some time, causing us to have less empathy.

  17. Relli says:

    Gawker recently had a timeline of lilos nudity and the first thing I thought while reading it was, the Lindsay in playboy is not the 1 everyone wanted to see naked. The Lindsey everyone wanted to see in the buff was the 2003/2004 redhead, curvy girl from mean girls. She looks like ass now and the article was really sad because it also chronicled all her crackiness as well and honestly I can’t believe this has been going on so long. I swear she is going to live forever.

  18. Nance says:

    She is so blah. There is nothing appealing about her whatsoever. She needs to go away and retire somewhere.

  19. imabrat says:

    Don’t think she cares; as long as she got the money, that’s all that matters to her.
    How’s that for gaining confidence through posing naked, Lohan? No one cares to look at you, naked or otherwise.

  20. Dani says:

    No sh**, Sherlock. LiLo’s star has long since fallen. Besides, if one really wanted to see her naked, he could do so for free.

  21. lulu de la Falaise says:

    she’s skinny!?!

    • april says:

      It’s her anatomy. Her lower jaw doesn’t come out far enough. If she would thrust out her lower jaw, you would see her double chin disappear. I have the same problem and it doesn’t matter what weight I am. If your jaw is like that and you have problems with sleep-breathing, many people have an operation to bring their lower jaw forward.

    • jwoolman says:

      I think it might be an Irish trait. Like Lindsay, I’m mostly Irish. When I was in my teens, someone (non-Irish …) said I was “getting fat” because I had a “double chin”. I wasn’t “fat” by anybody’s definition, actually at the right weight for my height. So it must be a particular fat distribution or something that some ethnic groups are prone to. As someone else pointed out, may be an anatomical thing, which is genetic. Lindsay isn’t “fat” although she apparently is prone to transient “bloating” for various reasons (her body does not deal well with all the alcohol and drugs she pushes into it, fir one thing; she looks healthiest straight out of jail or rehab). But look at those stick arms on the Playboy cover, unless that’s Photoshopping gone horribly wrong. Her legs look okay although thin. She is not known for exercising but I think she just doesn’t eat enough in addition to taking drugs (including legal speed for her non-existent disorder) that keep her metabolism running high. She looks malnourished. It also shows in her hair, which can get brittle and fall out from stress and malnutrition, especially in women. It’s worrisome that her shrinking kid sister (now working as a model and living with Lindsay for the past couple of years, she is almost 18) is showing similar hair damage.

  22. Lady Satan says:

    I think the article made a good point as well about there being nothing of interest in the theme of the shoot. Seriously – a Marilyn theme? Again?

    Maybe *maybe* if Playboy had come up with a fresh, interesting angle for the shoot there might have been a couple more buyers.

    • Hinckle says:

      Playboy hasn’t come up with a fresh, interesting angle for any photo shoot in years.

      • Hakura says:

        Sort of seems like Playboy has been at ‘taking nude pictures’ of women for so long that they’ve already used every theme imaginable, twice.

        Any of those would’ve been better than this.

  23. rissa says:

    duh. photoshop people pretty much turned her into a pixar character

  24. Amanda G says:

    This is no surprise considering all one has to do is a simple search to find nude pics of Lindsey for free. And even cooch shots from her “no underwear” phase. I’m LOL that Hugh dropped a million on this waste of space! He has no clue who people desire. I’m surprised Playboy is even relevant anymore! You can find pics/porn for free from many female celebs due to hackers or leaks now.

  25. Michibe says:

    So confused…. TMZ reports it is selling like hot cakes….

  26. WaywardGirl says:

    I was at the airport yesterday, and each newstand I passed by, the Playboy issue was fully stocked. No one had touched them.

  27. Rhiley says:

    At least she has her chins to keep her warm.

  28. elbi says:

    why dont we apply the same principle to the ktrashians

  29. AngelMay says:

    When you flash your shaved cooch getting out of a boat, you can’t expect people to get excited about a semi nude pictorial.

    I guess guys don’t consider LiLo fap-worthy. Poor old Hef is so out of touch.

    • Hakura says:

      Getting out of a boat, *&* single handedly causing the parents of the entire ‘Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards audience to have ‘the talk’ when they got home.

      Expecting Hef to know what’s currently ‘fap-worthy’ is like expecting me to know how to build my own computer.

  30. Maripily says:

    Thi doesn’t surprise me at all. LiLo is a big wash up, has been, druggie mess. No one cares…she isn’t appealing in the least. I’m not a guy, but I would think men buy these magazines to see women who are an ideal fantasy. We all know how LiLo conducts herself in real life, so there’s no fantasy there. Also, why didn’t they use a more innovative idea? Marilyn Monroe is soooo over-used and boring.

  31. WaywardGirl says:

    I don’t know how much Dina is paying TMZ but they are reporting that the magazines are selling very well:

  32. Boo says:

    Remember, TMZ is the same source that reported that she “killed it” with her probation because she did exactly ther number of CS sessions required to stay out of prison and one extra therapy session. The report was not GLOWING…it was enough, as she will only ever do the minimum required (and usually not even that), and then only if there is a real reward involved (travel). TMZ is not a reliable source in the least.

    • Dani says:

      Buuuut, TMZ was also the first source to report Michael Jackson’s death. They seem pretty reliable.

      • hillbilly in the corner says:

        TMZ is a for sale site, Pay them enough money and they will promote the devil himself for sainthood….Lohan Inc is one of their biggest clients….Notice when they don’t post anything it when they didn’t get a payment…Plus They try to draw out the most hits by play the odds …everybody says one thing they will say the opposite….good for hit…Lohan is their one and only trick pony left.they have no other celebrities to post on just rappers and ball players and bikini’s or sorry for this gay issue’s or slights or jewish slurs…He’s the best at hater mongering too…can whip up hate frenzy in a NY minute…

  33. boo says:

    Of course, Lilo is shopping at YSL for Christmas, don’t we all. She has all this money! Please, this one trick pony (and I mean Trick) still thinks she’s a Hollywood player. Delusion your name is Lindsay.

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    Mornin’ ladies! (Mort, did you get my message on the Bey/Jay thread?)

    No one is going to pay for what they’ve been seeing free for years. I cannot even count the number of nip-slips & twat-shots the paps have caught over the years.

    This will be the final nail in her career coffin, as I said when she “missed her flight” and subsequent appearance on Ellen. (Funny aside: Little Boy is watching Wizard of Oz, and as I typed that, the Munchkin pronounced the “most sincerely dead.”)

    Sue her ass for breach of contract. PLEASE.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      Yes. I just looked! They have photos of the little boy (when he was 2 or so and there is a resemblance to Jay Z). His baby’s mom is striking. Actually more attractive than Bey! On another note, that thread was hilarious!

  35. mew says:

    Maybe the next time they want a flop they won’t dress her up as Marilyn again… she should be able to show the world she can flop other ways as well!

  36. Garoto says:

    Widdle Windsay, her bank balanced increased,
    Was pleased with her spread, to say the least.
    But when it was seen
    By an innocent young teen,
    He threw up, and now’s becoming a priest.

    Widdle Windsay’s Playboy photos just bite,
    The two teens who bought them weren’t bright,
    They’re now using the pages,
    To line hamster cages,
    But the hamsters have died from the fright!

  37. e.non says:

    heh… she just proved to hollywood that she has no box office pull. we’ll look at the free shit on the internet, but other than that, who longs to see her onscreen again… and, bwahaha that she scammed hef out of $1m.

  38. corey says:

    She’s starting to look like her mom and that’s not a good thing

  39. Ann says:

    The cryptkeeper in the pjs should keep his mouth shut. Porno is easily available everywhere, Playboy is over.

  40. Cathy says:

    lmao…to funny.

  41. SEF says:

    “christmas shopping” is a nice euphemism for shoplifting?!!

  42. Eléonore says:

    It is the very first time I post on this website, although I have been reading it for a very long time (and I apologize in advance as my English is not so good since I am French).
    I know what I am about to say sounds quite immature as I know there are other more serious topics in this world to discuss…but really, I was just SO HAPPY to read her issue did not sell well! I am so sick of this girl. She has been around for way too much time, she has been given way too many chances by Hollywood for a potential comeback, by the legal system for her behaviour…and still, she does not seem to realize how messed up she is and what a joke she has become. She is still around, she still calls the paparazzis wherever she goes and then complains about her lack of privacy, she still keeps comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe who is a Hollywood legend and who had nothing to do with her, and she does all this without any shame. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to be her, to have her life, which means to live in an imaginary world where she believes it is still 2005 and she is still relevant, to have a mother who is as crazy and delusional as she is, has no shame exploiting her daughters to get a taste of the life she wanted to have when she was young (being in the spotlights), and keeps telling Lindsay she is “beautiful” and “talented”, probably because she still believes it herself. And still, now Lindsay is an adult and her parents are no excuse for her behaviour anymore. She is a sick individual. She lives in her narcissistic little bubble. I still don’t understand how people have been able to even tolerate this individual for such a long time. She is a monstrous parasite, that is all I see when I read or hear about her. All I wish is that at some point nobody will want to even hear from her and she will end up like one of those Hollywood has-beens who wasted their chances with drugs and disrespectful behaviour and now live on an LA street in a trailer, while nobody even remembers who they used to be, and why they used to be famous. That is all she deserves.

    • Marco P says:

      Your English is good. I think you made a point.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      No apologies necessary. You have an excellent grasp of the English language! Better than some of commenters here (who will remain nameless). Although those of you who know me can probably guess who I am thinking of ;)

    • JaneWonderfalls says:

      Your English is fine, you should post more often, I love different point of views and to let you know, I agree 100% with every thing you said, her time is over.

    • Seal Team 6 says:

      Bonjour, ma amie (mon ani?). Your English is great, much better than my French.

      I’m also glad it is not selling very well.

      • Original Tiffany says:

        mon ami. Close.

        Damn, French is hard to learn!

        I just want to know what Hef’s plan is? Release the other shoot? He’s got to be making money off this somehow or did he just completely miscalculate this one?

        Also, don’t all the covergirls have to sleep with Hef? Brain bleach with my cracktini!

    • Cam says:

      I also, agree with everything you said.

      You should post more often, you speak your mind very well (your english is better than you know) ;)

  43. Canada Guy says:

    Well someone is full of shit.
    TMZ is reporting that the issue is flying off the shelf and cities are reordering copies.

  44. Michelle says:

    (Before reading comments or article)

    All together now:


  45. Juu says:

    I wouldn’t recognize LiLo in these pictures if I didn’t know it was her. She’s photoshoped into oblivion.

  46. Jover says:

    Great posts all so right rita, carolyn, ann etc. Playboy is done no mystigue the tv show reboot bombed Hef has been wandering around the mansion in his undies so long he’s lost touch with reality. And to think in the 70s Playboy featured pieces by Mailer, Updike Vidal, etc. interviews with Castro jimmy carter, etc. and they are reduced to freaky cracken. Another icon wimpers into oblivion.

  47. Jessica says:

    Oddly, TMZ just put up a story saying it is selling so out of control that places are having to repeatedly reorder it. I wonder which is the truth? (I hope it’s not selling at all.)

  48. NYCGAL says:

    Im not a fan of LL, but this posting was really mean spirited. And yes, I know, this is a gossip site. But it’s one thing to discuss relationships of celebs, its another to be glad her magazine didn’t sell. Lindsay obviously has major issues that she needs to deal with but I don’t see why that means we hope she fails.

    • Blue says:

      She’s not going to deal with them by posing naked and blowing every dollar she got. I think people are just tired of her blowing her oppurtunities and want her to fail so she can finally get a clue. People offering her gigs and $ are feeding her delusions and keeping her from getting help. She lives in a different reality where she is still a big in demand star. People allowing her to get away with her BS is irritating. Maybe if she failed and hit rock bottom she would realize how badly she has ruined herself and get help, make amends for those she has wrong and live a clean life. So far she has refused all of it because she keeps on getting rope everytime she’s about to run out.

    • skuddles says:

      People want to see her fail because she deserves to fail. She lies and steals, and is an obnoxious, conniving, spoiled little asshole who never takes responsibility for anything – ever. Not to mention she bites the hand that feeds her, every single time. She promotes herself as a glamorous movie star but in actuality is a prostitute with a drug habit. How on earth can people not want that to fail?

    • Seal Team 6 says:

      I was already an enabler for one sociopathic meth/coke head, and learned my lesson. I’m sure as hell not going to be an enabler for Linnocent.

  49. UKHels says:

    clothed, not clothed – she looks like she needs a good scrub

  50. Poison Ivy says:

    Ahhh, schadenfreude feels soooooo good! :-)

  51. sally says:

    Hugh Hefner was a lascivious young man who, surprise!, turned into a lewd, dirty old man. HE is the one who wanted to see Lindsay Lohan naked because he is a pervert. He likes to further humiliate desperate women–because he will never get over his first wife dumping him. Hugh Hefner is an ugly human being–he has a cruel heart.

    • mk says:

      Definitely — his comment was awful as well considering his actions… He knows this about Lindsay, says it, and is still willing to exploit her by booking her for this photo shoot.

      • sally says:

        I know. It has taken half a century but finally Hugh is letting his guard down (only because he no longer has the brain power to keep it up) and hopefully the world will finally see the truth about this depraved, malevolent old coot.

    • Lilyb says:

      Everyone is bringing up some excellent points! I agree, Hef is really getting more and more pathetic.

  52. NO SH¡T says:

    No one in their right mind want to see a crackhead naked.

  53. Sarah says:

    Maybe people didn’t buy it because she looks about as sexy as a dog farting in your soup.

  54. JRD says:

    Who cares about LiLo…I want to read the Nick Offerman article!

  55. Jordan says:

    TMZ is reporting that they are selling out across the country. I believe TMZ before I would believe Fox News or whatever source this story was taken from.

  56. G says:

    Hot seller or not…(who BUYS porn, anymore?) the Marilyn concept was a total creative blunder.

    Even if it rekindled some interest in her, it’s clear from her Lauer and Ellen blow-offs, she’s just dedicated to being tabloid fodder. She’s industry cryptonite.

  57. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I love how Lindsay and Playboy will probably blame low sells on the pictures being leaked, I’m willing to bet that no one would have really paid to see a train wreck anyway. She is washed up and she’s not even in her 30′s yet. There is nothing interesting about this women and she is not even that hot to pose for adult magazine’s anyway. No amount of publicity could make Lindsay relevant again. Lindsay your career is as dead as your soul.

  58. Coucou says:

    Wonder what the 20 greatest cocktails are…

  59. sabine says:

    I don’t know what happened to that girl. She went from cute as a child to pretty as a young girl, to total trainwreck in her 20′s. Everything is all wrong…the hair, the inflated lips…

  60. Callumna says:

    Whose likeness is the face supposed to be?

    And why does Hef think someone would pay to peep a nude video game cartoon woman?

  61. lin234 says:

    Weird. I was just reading the daily mail and it reports that Lindsey’s issue is sold out.

    • Seal Team 6 says:

      Lohan Crack Clan lies.

      1. The Daily Mail is worse than In Touch, and

      2. It’s quoting TMZ, and

      3. TMZ is quoting a “source,” ie Dina or The Crackie herself.

  62. Petee says:

    The double chin is because she has had some liposuction some where.If you have lipo and gain weight it will come back some where else.Look at all the crap she has done to her face,I am sure that is what happened.

  63. Seal Team 6 says:

    Why buy the cow when you can see its teats for free?

  64. Blue says:

    I doubt it’s selling out. When was the last time an issue of playboy sold out? I highly doubt LL could cause a mag to sell out. Especially since everyone has seen her bits and no one really cares about her anymore. Also why would it sell out when the leaked pics are online and most people said “meh” for the most part. Either a Lohan or playboy is bullshitting to tmz to bring up sales.

  65. Agnes says:

    have you guys seen this, a report saying that the issue is breaking sales records? so… which one is it?

    • Blue says:

      That’s according to Hef though. What else can he say. The article even said that they called a dozen newsstands in major cities and only one was sold out.

  66. Criss says:

    Yeah record sales, sold out at newstands having to reorder the issue. Any how, her breasts do look good, are they rill? And what did she do to her chin?

  67. Lynda says:

    I don’t get all the Lilo hate and crackhead remarks. She’s no different than many celebs. Even Angelina allegedly used heroine in her youth and I doubt there is such an animal as casual heroin use. Drug addiction is a horrible beast to have on one’s back and I can imagine that all the 12 Step meetings or therapy in the world cannot make the occasional drug cravings go away. She may honestly be doing her best at this point. Also, she is not very self-disciplined which is a virtue that is not acquired but born with.

    Maybe the hate is due to her being given multiple chances with the legal system that ordinary citizens do not have. How is that her fault? Hate the California system which rarely convicts celebrities and has extremely light prison sentences for even ordinary citizens. Had her misdeeds occurred in Texas, she would have already served serious jail time if rehab didn’t work the first time around. Heck – one minor slip up with probation would have earned her time in the Texas prison system. She is merely taking advantage of a flawed legal system which she did not create.

    • skeptical says:

      “Also, she is not very self-disciplined which is a virtue that is not acquired but born with.”

      Excuse me? If discipline were a born trait then children would not need their parents to keep them on task.
      Discipline is LEARNED. Discipline is chosen and learned.
      And lilo wants to do neither.

      • jwoolman says:

        Yes, sel-discipline is very definitely learned, not in-born. Genetics can make it harder to acquire,though, and it’s very much harder to acquire later in life if not developed in childhood and adolescence. Not impossible, just more difficult. Lindsay had two horrible parents and never got the solid foundation for adult happiness in many different ways, but she still has control over her own destiny. The judges can’t be her parents forever. It’s time to deal with her submerged anger over her lousy childhood and adolescence and user parents and move on. Wish she would just chuck it all and spend a few years doing something useful for other people, far away from cameras and mirrors and her toxic parents and shallow pseudo-friends, and finally grow up and be happy.

  68. Leah says:

    I don’t even care about the Playboy spread. I’m just curious where she’s getting money to spend at YSL. Is hooking really paying that well?

  69. truthful says:

    Hef tweeted that it sold out and many have placed re-orders…

    Old Linds fooled you guys, LOL

    she is spending her mil, she made from posing…heehee

  70. Zoe says:

    Not sure where you got this news, but word has it that the magazine is selling like hot cakes… Ah, nevermind, I just saw Fox News quoted, that explains it.

  71. K.C. says:

    Hef paid her $1 Million because that included sex; he was able to pay his prostitute through his business account :-)

  72. Jacqueline says:

    She reminds me of Elvis. Bloated and finished. Man this girl fell down hard. (Paris and Nicole have quieted down too but they’re far richer.) She needs to make a deal with the Illuminati or something or a hit song. Maybe go to college. Come back refreshed.

  73. Skeeter says:

    LiLo was at her hotness peak for Playboy when she did the movie Georgia Rule. Look at pics of her then with her curvy figure and natural hair… smokin’ hot. I’m a Playboy subscriber so I got the issue by default and the pictorial was a complete and utter let down. I certainly would not have gone out of my way to purchase it. No Snatch = No Sale! She looks like shit in the PB spread.

  74. Shannon says:

    Who cares? Like no one’s ever seen the skank naked?! All the attention the little bitch wants, why doesn’t she walk into court and strip. After all, we’re never really going to punish her anyway. She’s a celebrity, so the rules don’t apply to her. What I’ll pay to see, is photos of her crying in prison!

  75. Charli says:

    Photoshop does wonders.