The Queen probably didn‘t murder a transient. But why did police find a body in the garden of the Queen‘s country estate? Somebody needs to call Miss Marple, for real. Or Poirot. Either of them could solve it. [Gawker]
One week later, and Mischa Barton is back to looking crackie. [Amy Grindhouse]
Jennifer Lopez slums with her facially challenged boyfriend in NYC. [LaineyGossip]
Minka Kelly & Derek Jeter are back on. [IDLITW]
Russell Crowe & his family look… normal. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
I bet Jason Statham & Rosie have great sex. [Moe Jackson]
Muffin pounders or biscuit fluffers? [The Frisky]
I think Elle Macpherson should go up a size in wetsuits. [INFDaily]
Elton John really wants Justin Timberlake to play him in a bio-pic. [Videogum]
I like Brad Goreski, but not enough to watch this show. [PopBytes]
I don‘t know who she is, but her body is amazing. [Hollywood Rag]
Sandra Bernhard hates Kathy Griffin. [LimeLife]
Meryl Streep is being honored with a Bear. It‘s not what you think. [Celebs]
I can see Christina Aguilera‘s clown makeup from here. [CityRag]
Kim Kardashian is #1 on the Celebrity Heat Index. [Bitten and Bound]
Celebrities turning 40 years old this year. [Starpulse]
The butler did it. (No, not Gerry!).
Ahah I thought the same!
Last year in March 2011, they found a dead man on a little island in a garden opposite Buckingham palace.
She’s on a rampage.
AH! Lol =)
She’ll get by with it. That face has serial killer written all over it.
Rita, I know right?! Bitch looks grouchy enough to off someone on a regular basis and yeah—who the hell is gonna mess with HER? I bet she walks around muttering “Off with their heads” under her breath. Glad I live across the pond from her. 0_o
looks like she could cut a bitch!
Isn’t Queen Elizabeth related to Prince Albert Victor? The man many people suspect of being Jack the Ripper. Hmmmm.
Regarding Elle…yes her wetsuit is too small but seeing how jacked her face is that seems to be the least of her problems. If you squint really hard she almost looks like her old beautiful self. Too bad she hasn’t let herself age naturally.
I will never have respect for Jennifer Lopez as a mother, “actress,” “singer,” or “fashion designer.” The fact that she’s dating (BABYSITTING) this kid makes me sick to my stomach. Bitch have some class (and better taste). But I’m happy Minka and Derek are back together.
the queen does looks scary in the first pic! like that little disaster girl…
+why does mischa barton look so horrible again? she is not old. she is not fat and she’s not terribly skinny either. so why can’t she ever look good anymore? what ever happened to her face and her body too for that matter? somebody care to enlighten me?
She used to look so nice…
Her face looks “electro-shocked”!?
Kind of crooked.
Also I can see red wine teeth.
At least her enhanced breasts look okay.
“why can’t she ever look good anymore? what ever happened to her face and her body too for that matter? somebody care to enlighten me?”
One word.
Drugs.
This is what you can’t make these young girls grasp. They are killing their faces/looks and their bodies with the drugs they are ingesting.
Look at Lohan. She is what, 25? And looks 45.
Drugs.
Don’t do them.
if so then mischa must have done a ton of hard stuff, what is she now, 25? and hohan wishes she looked 45 hahaha
Poor Mischa used to be pretty. Some folks seem to get by without completely destroying their looks though. Now reformed, but Nicole Richie & Drew Barrymore look good. Melanie Griffiths looks bad, although some of that is fillers gone wrong.
Agree. Dias, Aniston and Fergie have the $$$ to get surgery/treatments to fix their looks after years of drug-taking and continually get things done. Normal people don’t have access to that which is why they look so bad. By the time you hit 40 it’s obvious who has partied hard. It catches up with all. The blokes too.
I always thought the Queen looked shady.
It’s those shifty eyes, yeah. 😛
Reptilian Queen at it again. Not surprised!!
But HM could, and no one would ever know. The corgis wouldn’t talk.
Queen E in the Drawing Room with a Candlestick.
LMFAO!!!
+1
hehe. Good one! Her Maj caught Philip with a random woman, got the gardener to dispatch her, attacked Philip with whatever she had at hand, hence his “Xmas trip to hospital”. There are obviously many other bodies buried on the grounds too. 🙂
Re. Mishca Barton. Yikes!
Was it Fergie? (Sarah, Duchess of York).
Amazing how on her 22,000 acres of land, most of it forest and “difficult to see in” grasses that a body was found. Of course the Queen didn’t do it, but that doesn’t stop us from gossiping especially when she looks all shady and shifty-eyed like in that first picture (black outfit). 😛
It’s prob her husband acting out and trying to assert his manhood after years of being arm candy. Haha.