Over the weekend, there was an benefit gala event for the fiftieth anniversary of St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital, and several big stars came out. The headliner seemed to be… Mila Kunis? Does that sound right? Well, Mila got most of the attention on the red carpet. She wore Elie Saab, surprisingly enough – because she’s the newest face of Dior, I would have expected her to wear all-Dior, all the time nowadays. But Mila has an existing relationship with the Elie Saab people, and she ended up in this weird purple dress that I don’t really care for. The “lace up” detail along the bust is… odd? Fug? And I hate the fabric fringe at the waist. It makes the dress look unfinished. Still, it’s hard to hate that gorgeous face.

Also at the event: The Hamm Dong. It’s been so long since I’ve written about Jon Hamm! There are rarely new photos of him, and I feel like it’s been years since Mad Men. The new season starts on… MARCH 25th!!!! Son of a bitch. I thought they said it would start this month? AMC A–HOLES!!!! So, basically, I’m not going to get my fix of Draper Dong for another two and a half months? And to make matters worse, The Hamm was trying to hide his bulge from the cameras at the St. Jude’s event. So uncool, dude. This is the reason Michael Fassbender has taken control of my loins. It’s because I needed something in The Hamm’s absence.

God, Jason Bateman looks sexy with a beard. His wife is super-cute too, but look at HIS BEARD. I would tear that up.

Elisabeth Moss… hair issues. I don’t like the dress that much either, but this poor girl and her hair issues. My wish for her in 2012 is that she finds a really great hair stylist and never lets him go.

Photos courtesy of WENN.