Hot Guy Golden Globes: Unleashing the beasts & wrecking the sweetshops

I’m running on fumes at this point, but I wanted to do a post for the men of the Golden Globes, because there were some fine specimens of dong-dom on display. One of the rare surprises and highlights of the evening – for me – was Idris Elba’s win as Best Actor for Luther. When he got up to give his speech, you could just feel it in the room – every woman was like, “HOT DAMN, Idris is speakin’.” He was gracious and cool and off-the-cuff, and obviously, he’s even hotter when you hear him speak. For now, just enjoy the photos.

Unfortunately, we don’t have access to any photos of Michael Fassbender. Twenty-million photos of Paula Patton and Nicole Richie (ugh), but Fassy was largely ignored on the red carpet, and the only time the camera panned to him was during the Best Actor thing. But I loved that George gave the Fassdong a shout-out. Love the finger bite too. Jesus, imagine that finger… nevermind. That was way too dirty.

How cute is Ewan McGregor? He got a lovely shout-out from his on-screen dad, Christopher Plummer too.

Jean Dujardin is really sexy, I think. I like his accent, and I love his face. He’s a sweetheart.

I get hot for Peter Dinklage. There, I said it.

Channing Tatum: Beefcake. He managed to perform his presenting duties better than Mark Wahlberg.

In lieu of my favorite ginger (Fassy), I’ll always take Damien Lewis. I love him, and he’s an amazing actor. I’m thrilled that Homeland won! It’s such a good show, and Damien acted his ass off in it.

UGGIE!!!!! Cutest thing on the carpet.

Mark Darcy. I mean Colin Firth. DING-DONG!!! He looks fab.

Gerard Butler really is trying to win me back, you know. Just think about this… Fassbender, Gerard Butler and Idris Elba, all in the same place at the same time. Nice, right?

A little Brad Pitt, because I know the ladies love some Pitt. Why are his lips always chapped these days?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame.

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  1. lulu de la Falaise says:

    HA! i was thinking about you when Clooney said that !!

  2. Dalstongirl says:

    All hail fassy. Too bad there are no pics. Loved Clooney’s comment about the fassy dong, made my day.

  3. merski says:

    Clooney’s comment about the Fassdong gave me some major DOUCHE CHILL!! Don’t know why, I just found it more embarassing than actually funny…. o_0

  4. brin says:

    Ahhh, Gerry & Uggie, my day is complete!!

  5. Kaligula says:

    Dayuuuummmm, Idris Elba! Nice to see him on my tv screen…. He takes the cake in the handsomeness dept in my opinion, from this bunch, at least. And an outstanding actor, as well! So happy he won. Still laugh when I think of his brief stint on “The Office.”

  6. Sarah says:

    That dog is the cutest thing ever! I didn’t watch, I was too busy drinking away the memory of the Packers’ loss, but I turned on the tv when the dog was on stage and it made me feel better.

    • Franny says:

      Same here sista. It was a sad day in Wisconsin.

      But how cute is that dog? With his paw claiming the trophy? so cute.

      there needs to be more dogs at award shows.

      • Sarah says:

        There should be! He was totally enjoying all the attention too.
        Ha, I’m not even from WI. I’m Texan, born and raised, but I’ve been a cheese head since I was nine and fell in love with Brett Favre, ha ha.

  7. Sakyiwaa says:

    hotttieeeeees! it’s raining hotties! Love Elba!
    and of course, i’me never gonna get over Brad!

  8. paola says:

    ohmygod Gerard Butler!!! soo hot

  9. Sakyiwaa says:

    Can Fassy really play golf with his dong? wow, golf-dong! lol! hot!

  10. Charz says:

    no Leo? QQ

  11. Angi says:

    This post is going to burn up my computer cause it is HOT!

  12. Alaska says:

    Mmm Idris. He’s so sexy.

  13. QQ says:

    Thank you for not adding the tweaked Over Oranged brigade: Clive, Depp, Lowe… Is YOU im tombout

  14. Tillie says:

    Collin Firth looks HOT. So does Brad, I love his manly style, almost beastly.

    I really didn’t know ‘Fassdong’ before I started reading on Celebitchy and now I completely understand why you love him so much. Can’t wait till ‘Shame’ comes out here (Europe). Love Carey as well 🙂

  15. Marianne says:

    Hey the awesome and sexy JGL was there too. But the only pic I could find of him on the red carpet was with the writer of 50/50 (totally blanking on his name). Sad. One pic is all I could find. Although he twitpic’d a picture of him and Zooey.

  16. Lola says:

    Where is Colin Farrell !?!? That sexy beast can wreck my sweetshop any day!!!!

  17. Raven Sparrow says:

    Jean Dujardin!!! Love him, loved his speech!!! I’m so happy for him, he’s a great actor. He does comdey well and you should see him in a drama…amazing!

  18. Jules says:

    What?
    No Cumberbatch?
    He looked delish last night.
    And he’s growing some type of ginger stubble thing.

    http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actor-benedict-cumberbatch-arrives-at-the-69th-annual-news-photo/137144439

  19. Blue says:

    LOVE THIS POST!! So much yummy in one place. So mad about no Fassy 🙁 how rude of them to ignore him. He can comfort himself in my bosom or anywhere else he sees fit 😉

  20. Ruby says:

    it was average event

  21. grabbyhands says:

    I loves me some Idris Elba. The man is hot and then there’s the voice. Oh, that voice. And I totally feel you about Peter Dinklage. Jean Dujardin is unbelievably handsome! Why no snaps of my husband Benedict Cumberbatch? 🙂

  22. Camille (The original) says:

    Aww, no Clive Owen pics? 🙁

    Brad Pitt = Yummy. Maybe his lips are chapped from kissing AJ too much? 😉

    And Fassy- delicious. I love the finger bite too, so, soo hot.

    Charming potato’s makeup is terrible, his face is orange but his neck is white.

  23. Nanea says:

    Driss! And Uggie with his prey!

    Mr Darcy indeed!

    This is the kind of post I’ve been waiting for all day, thanks. 😀

  24. Heine says:

    It was truly a parade of hotness last night. I had an involuntary giggle gasp when i saw Ewan. Clooney’s penis joke (high five!) was hilarious and of course Fassbender looked appropriately naughty.

    Idris Elba is just so friggin HOT. And his accent makes my ovaries quiver.

    Mr. Darcy is totally my forever dong. He’s so lovely and sexy and everything a man should be.

  25. MILL says:

    I demand Fassdong photos, STAT!!!

  26. JM says:

    I’ve been waiting for the FassDong all day. Dang it all!!! Who gives a flik what Nicole Ritchie was wearing. I NEED Fassbender pics!

    *Apologies for my rant but it’s Kaiser’s fault. She turned me onto this hot piece of ginger and I just can’t get enough.*

  27. UKHels says:

    who’s the lucky bitch sitting next to Fassie?

    and congrats to Idris – we LOVE you grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • podzol says:

      Lol! Worry not, it’s the Fox Searchlight prez and marketing head.

      On the topic of Fassy: his suit was NOT nice, but who cares when insiders tweet that he joked around with Tilda Swinton, gave congratulatory kisses to Octavia Spencer, shook his own martinis at the Golden Globes bar, lead a congo line dance at the Fox afterparty, and partied with Brendan Gleeson? My kind of man.

  28. Mia says:

    Ooh I loved Idris in Thor.

    But must disagree on dujardin, he kinda reminds me of a cross between PeeWee Herman and Rhett butler (from the Vivian Leigh gone with the wind). Not a good combination lol

    • Emily says:

      I get reminded of Justin Theroux in stills, but I got the Clark Gable vibe in the trailer to the Artist.

  29. ccp says:

    Aww, no Downey? Thanks for mentioning Dujardin though, it’s nice to see compatriots being acknowledged! He really is a precious person, and I love that his wife was also there. They’re kind of the French equivalent of James McAvoy/Anne-Marie Duff (met on a popular sitcom ten years ago, she went on to do some theatre stuff while he did bigger films and later gained international recognition, and their love oozes on every interview they give).

    I spent the last five years or so actively hating Clooney, and he managed to, like, cancel all of that with his Fassdong mention. So my impression of him is now reduced to a blank slate, but I suspect I’ll be back to hating him within a week or two.

  30. Leek says:

    Brad Pitt does nothing for me but I would knee cap all of Hollywood to get one hot, hot night with Idris Elba. Stringer Bell!!!

  31. really says:

    Idris Elba looking so deluctable chocolate!!!! Melting hot!

    Brad such a ole hottie, Ange does him well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Ahhh says:

    Thank you! I have missed HGF like a limb amputated by an intern in his first month after med school graduation which subsequently caused phantom pain so severe I was incapacitated.

  33. Lindsey G. says:

    I clapped and screamed like a little girl when Idris won! YUSS! Damn, he fine.

  34. Stubbylove says:

    Funniest comment: “I get hot for Peter Dinklage. There, I said it”. Fabulous. Thank you God for Colin Firth – no other man can wear a tux like Mr. Darcy. Uggie is the best! :>

  35. Ginger says:

    Thanks for posting the photos of Gerard Butler and Colin Firth…man they clean up nice! And agreed about Peter Dinklage…I’m so glad I’m not the only one 🙂 I’ve loved him since I saw the Station Agent!!

  36. Lucy says:

    did anyone see johnny depp…he looks awful and I swear he seemed to be on something…even ricky gervais made some joke about him being on drugs…I used to love johnny…hope he gets himself straightened out…

  37. Jenna says:

    So happy for Idris, though his stache wasn’t flowing well with me. And that dog was the best thing about the GG for me! He was so cute! 😀

  38. lucy2 says:

    Yay for Idris! Whew, that is one attractive man.
    Damian is so great on Homeland, but I can’t find him attractive. I think he must remind me of someone I know.

    I’m sorry, but Channing Tatum looks like he can’t even spell his own name.

    • podzol says:

      Ihihihi re: Charming Potato.

      Segue to someone else who can’t spell and read DUJARDIN properly? MARK WAHLBERG!! Hahahaha, it was so hilarious when he just opened the enveloped, stayed quiet and passed it to Biel. Would love for him to attempt “Hazanavicius”.

  39. Amy says:

    Jean Dujardin was so cute! I hadn’t seen him or The Artist before, so he was new to me. And now I have a crush. On his eyebrows.

    And I never liked Joey (and I don’t watch Episodes), but I thought Matt LeBlanc looked great, and I liked his acceptance speech. He wouldn’t have been out of place at all on this list. Write-in vote for that silver fox!

  40. Jin says:

    Idris Elba was the hottest guy there. Forget Brad Pitt and George Clooney. This guy is naturally smooth.

  41. Sarah says:

    Where was Askars?

  42. marisa says:

    Brad’s lips are always chapped, because they’re constantly glued to Angelina’s ass 🙂

  43. Trashaddict says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I wish Brad and Gerard would get crewcuts. They are so much hotter with short hair….

  44. Zoe says:

    Agree about Peter Dinklage, he’s got that whole mysterious thing going on.

  45. kimmy says:

    i would let michael fassbender do whatever he wanted to me. GOOD LORD is he ever sexy. that finger bite just pushed me over into “crazed-fan” territory.

  46. rissa says:

    yea.. peter dinklage.. 🙂

  47. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    I’m so glad Idris won! Luther is such an amazing crazy frightening show and he does a perfect job in it. I don’t know of anyone else who could pull off the roll as well as he does. Him and Fass … together in a movie. Speaking of Fass I’m going to see Haywire this weekend. Anyone else excited for it? I think its gonna be good …

  48. whatthehell456 says:

    For everyone looking for Fassdong pics, there’s a link on D-Listed’s website for OMG Blog that’s posted stills of the awesomeness that is the naked Fass from Shame. Enjoy! (they’re kinda grainy, but you definitely get the jist of it in one of them 🙂

  49. africanwoman says:

    i love Idris

  50. whatevs says:

    i get hot for peter dinklage and ricky gervais. there i said it.

  51. Rachel says:

    Great post! Thanks for the work you put in with this. I always love “Hot Guy” posts!