Here’s a nice fluffy story for us to scratch our heads over and blink twice. Apparently, Miley Cyrus ordered up a lovely p3nis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday party. Strange, right? I don’t even eat crap like that at bachelorette parties, but to each their own, I guess. TMZ has photos of Miley pretending to lick the cake, and the situation looks about as juvenile as one would expect. Maybe Liam wanted to see Miley lick a cake like that, or perhaps she and her friends have some strange sort of “cake prank” theme that endlessly amuses them. After all, Kelly Osbourne did present Miley with a Bob Marley cake for her 19th birthday. I’m guessing that Liam and Miley share the same sense of humor? Let’s hope so:
For her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s 22nd birthday, Miley Cyrus pulled out all the stops — from cute to raunchy!
First, the 19-year-old Hannah Montana star revealed that she gifted the Hunger Games hunk with a puppy named Ziggy, sharing a pic via Twitter early last week.
But when the time arrived to celebrate Hemsworth’s big day at Club Icon in L.A. last Saturday (Hemsworth’s actual birthday was Friday Jan. 20), Cyrus went another direction — surprising Hemsworth with a “Happy Birthday Liam” cake adorned with a p3nis.
Photos at TMZ show Cyrus, er, tasting the black-and-red, X-rated confection, the kind usually seen at bachelorette parties.
Last Song costars Cyrus and Hemsworth quietly rekindled their on-and-off romance in spring 2011.
A pal told Us Weekly that Cyrus is “crazy in love” with her man, set to become a superstar once Hunger Games hits theaters in March. “She wants to establish as much of a foundation in the relationship as possible.”
[From Us Magazine]
Hopefully, this story won’t devolve into a “Miley goes off the rails” theme. It honestly just looks like some harmless (albeit tasteless) dumb fun. Liam and Miley seem like a decent couple who are well-suited for each other right now. Sure, they probably won’t last forever, but they enjoy each other’s company both on the red carpet and during laid-back moments.
Also, check out Liam’s adorable dog in the below photo that was taken last year. It’s not the “Ziggy” referred to in the above article, but this is still a really damn cute puppy.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
He might want to take a long trip to visit the parents and stay until she latches on to some other stoopid schmuck..
there young, its harmless fun. Let them eat cake!!!!
Well, as long as the cake wasn’t tasteless! ☻
LOL I’d forgotten how crazy the hormones are when you’re that young and in love. The cake’s kinda gross (because Liam will, in effect, be swallowing dick) but it’s not a big deal. She’s just being… well, Miley.
Meh – she’s 19, she can do what she wants. They’re a hot couple and they are soooo doing it. Which, oddly, I don’t find as disturbing as Selena and Bieber having sex – prob because they both look like 12 year olds. Also, so many posts today, I cant even keep up 😛
Agreed – she’s 19, so this is harmless. Katie Holmes buying Suri peen lollies though….
LOL! Yeah, THAT’S disturbing.
Just looking at the uncensored pictures on TMZ made me cringe for the guy.
1st, she HAS to be the center of attention. It’s not even her birthday.
2nd, hadn’t she learned her lesson yet? Behave dumbass, there are cameras around you.
3rd, if that was my boyfriend behaving like a 12-year-old on a sugar high, I’d dump his ass and go get a cold one at a pub with friends who really care.
Yeah- there are some guys who like that kind of girl, but I feel like Liam, after being in a relationship with her for a long time, would be a bit embarrassed. I think if she made a homemade cake from scratch it would mean a lot more to him.
Don’t really care about the d-ck cake. Did you look at all the pictures?? Beyond over-sexualized trash. And yeah, I’ve d-cked around when I was younger, still do from time to time. But not while grinding on another girl, and showing everyone stay-ups and tattoos through my cut-out short dress.
It’s just cake she didn’t order him a male stripper for them to share, for goodness sake, chill.
Hell they are still young let them have some stupid fun !
Agreed! I was making penis cookies for my friends birthdays at that age. LOL I would hate for some of those pictures to get out. No, really I wouldn’t. We were just having a good time.
exactly let them have their little fun. it’s completely harmless.
I would find ordering a male stripper to share far less weird. I would be up for that!
A penis cake for your boyfriend is odd. I wouldn’t get my boyfriend a penis cake…and he’s bi. I just don’t get the joke!
Once again something playful and stupid is blown out of proportion. Thank goodness for all us non famous ladies who have attended bachelorette parties or purchased gag birthday gifts for friends!
Yeah, everyone’s been to bachelorette parties with stuff like that.
Haha, well yes. But I think there’s a difference between a bachelorette party with a penis cake, and getting a penis cake for your boyfriend. I know mine would be pissed. But it’s obviously all in good fun, no matter how obnoxious she looks in the pictures.
She’s 19 and having fun. Yea it might be tasteless, but who says tasteless humor isn’t fun every now and then?
Anybody else think they look good together? They kind of match somehow..
They look mismatched to me. For some reason I imagine him with someone a little more refined. And the body language in these couple photos shows that she is clinging to him.
If he’s happy getting 3 p-nis cakes..well, good for him..lol
Did anyone look at the uncensored cake pics? There are two spots on the cake where the fondant got messed up, and it looks like penis has sores!
That’s exactly what I was going to say! It’s like “Surprise Liam! Now you have the herp!”
I can also pretty much guarantee that now the entire gossip world will roll around with rumors of him being gay/bi and his girlfriend not realizing that the world didn’t already know…
I looked through the pictures and to me it looked like there’d been bites taken out of those places.
Every guy in there probably cringed when they saw that the cake was missing pieces out of it. Ouch.
So tacky. You can’t take the trailer park out of the girl…
1. He is hot….what is he doing with that twit?
2. I have never heard of buying a penis cake for a straight guy before…..
Maybe he is into pegging…lol
She’s 18 or 19? That’s what kids that age do.
My real question is: why is she getting her BOYfriend a PEN15 cake? I would have gone with a vagina or boobie cake.
I took it as her being obnoxious and trying to annoy him on his birthday in front of everyone. She should have been nice enough to get him a boob cake instead of trying to embarrass him.
it’s stupidly fun in my opinion
Stupid, harmless fun and a cute young couple having a good time. Nothing more, nothing less.
All I got out of this is “Hunger Games is coming out soon… weeeee!”
Weeeeeeee!
I imagine Miley is a bit scared- with the Hunger Games coming out soon, Liam is going to blow up- she will go from being the biggest star in the relationship to being forgotten. I actually feel kinda bad.
I hyperventilated when I saw THG trailer at the movies recently. I can’t wait!!!!! Liam comes from a really happy, normal, grounded family. We saw them at the shops when they holidayed at Phillip Island (Australia) a few years ago. They were very low key. I’m looking forward to seeing how he handles real fame. I really really hope he is as good an actor as his brother. Go Liam!!! Miley’s had a lot of time in the sun….hope she has the maturity to step aside and be supportive for Liam and not make it all about her (on red carpet appearances etc).
I think she may be a little scared as well with his career posed to soar. That said I also hope, like @Caz, that she has the maturity to step aside and let him enjoy his success. If she can than it speaks well of her maturity and feeling for him. I definitely think that at this point that he is the one with the stable family and emotional security to handle whatever is coming his way and I’m not that sure she’s equipped to handle it.
Apparently its the going theing now for adult birthday parties and showwers…I’m 65 and this year alone I have had to eat two slices of boobies one chocolate and one pink….and three prick cakes….even got the honor of the end piece as the oldest lady there (Oh MY) and have had to sip thru staws with tops shaped like pen*is and wipe my mouth with napkins with both objects prints across the,…and I live in the bible belt of the south…LOL…
Just shows you that she in not doing anything most other young pwople are doing at least they aren’t (Brownies) !!!!
OMG- why aren’t we friends?? LOL
Holy moly, lol, you run with a very different crowd than I do!
LMAO!
Please, please let me be having as much fun as Hillbilly in the corner when I am 65.
Lmfao!!! 😀
Wow! And it’s only 25 days in!
they’re young & young ppl do dumb things wow really didn’t know it thanx all for pointing that out.
anywho
never heard of a straight guy getting this type of gag cake all i can think of now is he like fingers and what not in his backdoor
Yuck, photos=White Trash. Not the kind of girl you bring home to mother if you know what I mean.
YOU NAILED IT! 🙂 wanna put a caption in his pic thinkig: “what would momma think of D*ckhead Cyrus? Nah, not worth losing my trustfund and allowance!”
It’s 2012. Many women make our own money, have our own careers, and aren’t terribly interested in what some dude’s momma thinks of us.
Considering what most of the lesser famous girls her age do out in H’wood, then this is nothing. At all. You just don’t hear about what the C,D, and lesser folks do, they don’t have 24 hr paps.
She is 19. Who cares. It was a joke.
I thought p-nis cakes were for women’s parties? Anywhoo, it is sorta harmless, but at the same time meant to draw attention.
He is wayyyyy too hot for her!!! Im sure he is gonna want to trade up soon!!!!
honestly she’s acting like any other 19 year old girl who is throwing a party. Hate hate hate her music, but she’s totally generic in behavior for her age.
almost refreshing
the d-ck cake is just something fun because she’s old enough to buy one and it’s new to them cause their new to being young adults.
it’s cute!
Let me guess…it had white cream stuffing and when Liam bends over to bite it Miley pushes his head into the d*ck and the white cream comes out from an orifice specifically placed there…he must be bi…ah, kids, kids, so predictable…so alcoholescent teens…bonging…oh no, banging…oh well, hell, both…i want more news on Portman and her k-fed…
You should check out Reddit. It’s a lot of fun…
http://i.imgur.com/WasfX.jpg
above image prolly NSFW.
Eh, she’s 19 and it’s kind of what 19 year olds do. I just wonder why she got him a penis cake and not a vagina cake?
Honestly I don’t thinks it’s tasteless. I remember when I was nineteen I did something similar, I made my boyfriend a penis shaped pizza. It was a joke and we laughed about it, nothing more to it.
Young and having fun! I think it’s no big deal but I bet Liam’s friends will give him sh*t over a d*ck shaped b’day cake. Also, he’s hot!
don’t get this at all, isn’t he straight, as in not gay? Why wuold he want a cake like that? I live in California and I’ve never been to a birthday party with a P cake. I could see MAYBE if this was a bachlorette party. don’t get it, just don’t get it.
You’re thinking of pie, which he got later. She doesn’t want him looking at another vag, even a pretend one.
Why would she not do a boob cake? That would of been more appropriate, I would think. 🙂
Its not my thing. But its also no big deal. She is juveniel, she’s young and allowed to have a laugh!
how would you make a tasteful pen15 cake? leave off the sore?
LOL. You’re awesome.
I bet she would be so heartborken if he dumped her after Hunger Games. She seems to be trying too hard to keep his attention.
Nasty. And desperate. I thought Miley was supposed to be all Christian? Sucking on the tip of a cake penis in public. Nice family values.
I can understand her having a penis cake for her birthday, but for his? Like you really want your boyfriend to eat a giant dick?
Not trying to be mean but he is WAY better looking than she is.
D’uh…..Miley and class could never be in the same sentence. With Billy Ray’s genes she never stood a chance. Those teeth probably make oral sex dangerous.
🙂
Yes…..this is absolutely tasteless.
Attention seeker 24/7 annoying duck lips
Ha ha, reminds me of when I was 19. We ordered two boobs with nipples for a friend’s birthday party. He was delighted! But nothing wrong with this. She’s not posing nude or having table top sex. She’s 19; she parties; so what! Anyone who thinks posing with a pe*is cake is a sinful thing, needs to get out more.
And it’s not really unsuitable. It’s how you look at the cake! Maybe it’s supposed to be his doodads.
Who knows, it’s prob in relation to a inside or running joke that Liam and Miley have. No big deal!
I can’t stand this bitch and her antics; I wish she would just go away.
Low class and tacky, not funny.
A vagina cake would take an inordinate amount of icing wouldn’t it?
If you’re not tasteless when you are a teenager, you’re probably doing it wrong.
You know who transitioned from child pop star to adult pop star without committing any youthful hijinks? Michael Jackson. And look at how that worked out.
Thanks for my laugh of the day! 😀
🙂
Here is my prediction, when it gets closer and closer to The Hunger Games and promotion, her antics are going to increase 10 fold. She will not be in the background and behave. Any bets on that one.
They are kids and its a cake.
Pick your battles, people.
Nobody got hurt.Its called fun.
They are entitled to it.
The sky isn’t falling.
She’s trailer trash, can’t stand her.
Is MC trying to get out of her Disney contract? This is so different from the hillbilly corndog humour on her t.v. show. Her boyfriend is so handsome & well behaved. Opposites attract.
I love her dress! Does anyone know who the designer is?
Oh my god. P-E-N-I-S. Type it, Bedhead. It’s just anatomy.
Her parents must be so proud. How tacky.
Miley seems to have zero friends that she can trust. They always put her business on the internet.
She’s young and dumb. I think it was harmless.
Maybe because I’m a Nigerian where we are a little bit shy. At 19, that’s absolutely unacceptable. I really don’t want my 19years Old sibling to see that picture. At 19, I was still a virgin. But I agree, they are both charming.
Billy Ray probably took the pics of her with the cake. I bet he told her, “Do it baby girl, show them what I taught you, make me proud to be your daddy”.
Bob, that is offensively unoriginal!!