Jessica Simpson’s massive jugs were rooting for the Patriots

This is further evidence that Gisele’s email prayer chain was all for naught. Even Jessica Simpson’s massive pregnancy jugs couldn’t work in the Patriots’ favor! Damn, Jesus really doesn’t care for Tom Brady, right? Jessica was in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, rooting on the Patriots, and she tweeted these photos. Jessica’s K-Fed (Eric Johnson) used to play for the 49ers, but Eric is from Boston, so Jessica explained her GO PATS mentality: “We were really sad the Niners aren’t here right now — Eric played for the Niners… But we’re going with the Patriots. And I’m a Cowboys fan, so I cannot root for the Giants!”

Jessica also managed to not say a word about the Patriots’ loss. After the game, she only tweeted: “Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it’s time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!” Sleeping bra? Poor Jessica! I wonder how much bigger her boobs have gotten. I bet they hurt like a mother.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Jessica’s Twitter.

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  1. jc126 says:

    Are you a Giants fan?

  2. NinaG says:

    Jessica looks very sexy pregnant, I guess I got a bit of girl wood this morning…LOL!

  3. Franny says:

    She’s so beautiful. Love everything about her.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      ITA. She really comes across as genuinely sweet and down to earth which makes her even more attractive.

  4. Asli says:

    Wauw! I hadn’t noticed before but you can really see the pregnancy on her nose.

    • originalone says:

      Hmmm, we’re looking at the big juggs Asli, not the nose 😉

      Wow, she can start a new feeding program for American babies “Breastfeed America”, and I bet you no baby would go hungry in the first year.

      That being said, yeaaaaah the Giants one. And yeaaaaah, she looks very beautiful pregnant. One of those women who feel happier carrying, and it shows in her glow.

      • Asli says:

        HAHAHHHA! It’s just because I thought the whole nose-swelling was a myth. People kept saying that Beyonce’s nose was swelling and that was how they know she was ‘pregnant’. I didn’t see it, therefore I didn’t believe it. But Jess’s nose is huge! And it just puts the last seem in Beyonce’s pillow. She was never pregnant. Happy for the Giants and Jessica looks beautiful! She has that pregnancy glow but maybe it’s just the light.

    • CG says:

      I noticed the nose too! It looks totally different.

  5. sm255 says:

    Wow, I hope I can glow like that when I’m pregnant. She really does look pretty. And she rooted for the Pats!

    (But seriously, what the hell kind of a team name is GIANTS? Anything to match up with New York’s reputation for a massive ego, huh?)

  6. brin says:

    Guess she doesn’t have to date the QB to still be a jinx.

  7. Julia says:

    When is she due ? She has been pregnant like forever !

  8. MerryHappy says:

    there’s nothing wrong with a sleeping bra….
    *looks away*

    • Bluebear says:

      I have big boobs just like Jessica Simpson. I mean Double D’s, and now that I am about two months pregnant they are F’s! I have to wear a sleeping bra as well when I am pregnant. THEY HURT!!! No, it isn’t sexy in the least, but if I didn’t they would sag to my belly button after this kid was born. And THAT is definitely not sexy!

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @Blue, I’m still nursing my 10 month old and I’m a 32G. I don’t wear a bra to bed because he pretty much sleeps attached to my boob. I was the same size after my first, but went back to a DD after my milk dried up. The back pain is unreal and I have trouble jogging (even with 3 sports bras). I just stick to weight training and the ecliptical machine. I feel your pain and I hope they don’t get much bigger when your milk comes in. Good luck!

      • MerryHappy says:

        oh bluebear 🙁 I’m a 32dd /32e and wear a night bra because i want to keep them in place… they’ll be huge when I’m pregnant by what you’re experiencing. I’m never having a baby!
        *runs away*

      • MsCatra says:

        @MorticiansDoItDeader – I wish there was private messaging for this, but can you recommend good nursing bras to this 31wk preggo currently rocking a 34G? It would be much appreciated!

      • H says:


        Try HotMilk, Cake Lingerie, or Royce! All carry up to an H cup, and get rave reviews.

    • Beatrix says:

      As a DD myself, I would like to thank you ladies for the fear of child bearing you have instilled in my already squeamishly hesitant core 🙂

      • Scarlet Vixen says:

        @Beatrix: Please don’t worry too much–they don’t always get huge! I’m normally a 34D, and my boobs didn’t get bigger at all with my first pregnancy. I did go up to a 36F with my second pregnancy, but at 13months post-partum–and still nursing–my boobs are back to their normal size. After nursing two babies they don’t look the same, but it’s worth it (and my husband still loves them). 🙂

      • MsCatra says:

        Pahaha…see my above to MorticiansDoItDeader. I started a 32DD and at one point was up to 34H. I fear the yet-to-be-determined milk size!!

      • Bluebear says:

        Don’t fret. As big as they get your husband will LOVE EM! It’s always nice to know that someone finds you sexy when you don’t necessarily “feel” it.

  9. Tiffany27 says:

    She must not be that far along if she’s able to fly….. Which means they will get bigger!!!! Sweet Jesus.

    • Holly Hobby says:

      I’m surprised her OB/GYN isn’t warning her about further weight gain because the further along she gets, the bigger the child will be and yep, it will be hard to have it vaginally!

      • Julia says:

        The biggest problem is high blood pressure which is one of the top three causeS of death of the mother while delivering.

        She needs to control her weight but at this stage, it’s too late. It’s during the later stages of pregnancy that you pack a lot more, hence the earliest one should be focused in controlling your weight when it’s easier to do.

  10. sarah says:

    She really does look amazing! I’m surprised she’s still a Cowboys fan though.

    • Anastasia says:

      She’s from Dallas, that’s why she’s still a Cowboys fan. She probably always will be, no matter how much they suck.

      (I’m from Dallas, too, but have never been a Cowboys fan.)

      Poor Jessica is still a jinx! But I agree she looks radiant.

  11. Diana says:

    She looks gorgeous! Especially in the middle pic at the game.

  12. Reece says:

    I feel bad for her. It reminds me of my friend who is naturally DD & both times she was preg they ballooned up to G. She to get a special bra made & sleep on her side before her stomach got big.

  13. Roxy750 says:

    I ♥ her.

  14. juicyjackie says:

    She is glowing!! But I am wondering if shes more along than she said or its twins and shes keeping it quiet so she can get maximum coverage and $ when she pops.

  15. Agnes says:

    She looks fantastic. 🙂 And omg, I cannot imagine handling boobs that size. Mine are way smaller (B going on a C now that I’m 10 weeks in), but they hurt like hell and I need a sleeping bra to keep them in place too. Poor Jess. 🙂

  16. Working says:

    Wow, i don’t think she’s ever looked more beautiful! (And i’ve never been a fan…) But seriously, her skin and hair are absolutely amazing!

  17. Calli P says:

    After my twins were born, I wore a bra that fit my head! I cannot imagine how beyond gigantic her chest will become after her milk comes in. Egad!!!

  18. sauvage says:

    I SWEAR that her boobs are bigger than my ASS!

    I don’t mean that insulting in any way, it’s just – good Lord, they are HUGE! And she looks so happy pregnant, it’s just beautiful. Pregnancy suits her.

  19. Jules says:

    The same thing happened to me…boobs and nose. I bet she’s having a boy.

  20. t says:

    CDAN had a blind item reveal about her yesterday. The paid escort is making sure the sleazy Simpsons don’t run over him…

    Saturday, February 04, 2012
    Blind Items Revealed

    December 26, 2011

    This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.

    Jessica Simpson

    Posted by ent lawyer

  21. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    Gah!! That poor girl, her milk hasn’t even come in yet. The jugs will be needing a separate room at this rate…

  22. Stargazer says:

    …”massive jugs”…wow! Hate women much? The title and theme of this article is offensive to Ms. Simpson in particular and to ALL women in general. Although if this was written by a 12 yr. old boy from the 1970’s that would explain a lot since that was the last time that immature, classless, and tacky description for part of a woman’s anatomy was used.

  23. sosuzy says:

    She really looks like she is glowing besides growing through this pregnancy. Pregnancy really agrees with her! No fake smiles there!

  24. Camille (The original) says:

    Now that is a ‘pregnancy face’. It suits her though.

  25. Isa says:

    Wow. I hope she doesn’t have a hard time breastfeeding if she chooses to do so. One breast is going to be bigger than the baby’s head!