Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t even be referred to as an “actress” at this point. So let’s stop with describing her as “Mean Girls star” or “the Herbie: Fully Loaded actress.” Let’s just call her what she is now, and what she has been for the past six years: a sketchy, busted Marilyn Monroe impersonator, an addict, a sometimes pr0n “model” and a cracked-out legal catastrophe.
So the Cracken did yet another photo shoot with Terry Richardson, this time for Love Magazine. Lindsay didn’t even make the cover – she’s just hanging out in her panties inside the magazine. Other outlets are saying that she’s trying for a Marilyn Monroe look, but I don’t even see it. Are we just saying a girl looks like Marilyn when she does red lips and blonde curls? So while I’ll give LL a pass on the “Marilyn” thing for this particular photo shoot, I’m not saying that she even looks “good”. She doesn’t. Her eyes look druggy and her lips are crazy and she really needs to let go of this white-blonde thing. It just looks awful on her. The whole vibe of the shoot is just so busted too – it’s like LL was photographed in between setups for the latest pr0n movie she’s filming in the Valley.
Here’s a question: why do magazines keep arranging photo shoots with her? I mean, they get free publicity because any new photo shoot with the Cracken will get press. But doesn’t Lohan’s presence within a magazine downgrade whatever credibility the magazine has?
Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/Love Magazine.
her pics are well better than for Philip Klein ads
I have to agree, and I like the less color on her face. More people should try using natural eyeshadow and less fake tan, it’s always flattering. I could live without ever seeing orangey-red lipstick again however.
Oh terry is such trash and belongs in jail. Anyone who would dare to deliberately work with him must not be any much better.
I know a person that works with him, makes me worry about him…he’s the son of friends of ours…
But but he’s Justin and Jen’s very dear friend……
Yes, yes and HELL yes.
*waves* I think those are her forte now, aren’t they? 😉
She’s still wearing the Playboy photoshoot make-up… Right?
EXACTLY what I was thinking!
The cigarettes hanging out of her mouth in every photo really add a touch of class.
I was thinking the same thing. The cig is neither sexy nor alluring. I don’t see why she can’t take a picture without a damn cancer stick lit up.
Man. I don’t know anyone who thinks smoking is sexy. In fact, I don’t think I even know anyone who still smokes. Between the health issues, cost, being socially ostracized etc, no one wants to be The Smoker anymore.
Except pedo dude Terry Richardson. He thinks everything nasty is sexy. Like Lohan.
the fact that she has asthma makes these pictures especially alluring!
Poor hard drug addict, the only friend she has left is Mr. Photoshop.
Hey, watch out! you’re about to set those blond straws on fire with your lit stove!
if only.
Hahaha! I was thinking the same thing, only because of all the chemicals that must be in her hair. It would be like a natural gas leak if she got too close!
Me too – that stove picture is awful. Bad 50s soft pr0n. Handy that it’s a gas stove, already flamin’, ready to incinerate the bad hair, let’s go!
Please!! take off that Elizabeth Taylor t-shirt you are no Liz Taylor. I know is wrong of me, but the pic of her bending over the stove lighting up that fag…..I had a visual of her hair on fire. (wrong…..I know):(
not gonna lie, I did too!
I must have just missed your comment! (see mine below)
I had a visual of her sticking her head in the oven 😳
Now that I’ve seen these pics, I have a visual of me sticking my head in the oven!
@badrockandroll, please don’t give me any ideas!
I would think she is the kiss of death for whatever product or magazine she’s in. Seeing her try to be sexy in these photos makes me want to rip my eyes out of my head. Surely those of us on this site cannot be the only ones who find her gross looking.
I’ve called her a rabid cat before but in these photos she looks like a rabid cat that got painted and tangled up in some lingerie found in the trash. There is no amount of photoshop that can make her look less…rabidesque.
A mangy rabid cat!
With fleas and lice.
I dunno… for once I think she looks amazing. She looks nothing like herself at all, and I know it’s all just the bright lights, high contrast, and 5″ of makeup, but still amazing.
She actually kind of IS pulling off an MM vibe this time… especially the one where she is laying down. Although it’s more of an Anna Nicole version of MM…
I bet, though, this is how she sees herself in her head 24 hours a day, and has total dysmorphia with regards to how awful she looks in real-life.
You forgot about excessive amounts of photoshop.
I’d say that would be a given, except with this kind of direct lighting and contrast and general washing-out, it’d barely be necessary.
I bet this is half the reason Richardson always uses this style. Less work.
I agree. This is probably the best she has looked in a very long time.
Her parents should probably be thrown in jail though, before they manage to destroy her sister as well. Two complete wastes of space, the Lohan parents.
Agree. She looks cute in a retro-slutty kind of way. But thing is, she doesn’t look anything like this in real life, so who’s she fooling? It’d be like having Mel Gibson of 25 years ago modeling for an ad and claiming it was him today. Um, no!
Marilyn Monroe is rolling over in her grave right now.
It boggles my mind that anyone thinks she looks remotely good. She looks sick and in pain and so out of it. Not long for this world. It doesn’t matter how much they photoshop her, you can see it in her eyes *shivers*. She’s dying.
If only she blowout the flame on that gas stove and breath deeply.
With her drug tolerance? That will take awhile.
Hehehehehehehe!
I actually like them, I find them very retro and I really think Linds looks fine, no I think Linds looks great. She looks like she could walk right out of a film from the 40’s or 50’s. At least the girl has talent unlike some really god awful people who get covers for no reason. I do wish that she could kick the drug habit so she could get back in films.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Dawn, for a second there I thought you were being serious!
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That was a joke, right?
Dang, did Dina get a new posting name?
Lohan is a sad case. And yes she is talented but is obviously so screwed up that she’s incapable of working.
And since it seems that no one in her family really gives a crap now that she’s not raking in the cash, she’ll probably pull a Janis Joplin.
Umm…actually no, I was not a joking. I think the pictures are good. It’s not that I’m a fan, I’m not but…I do find it refreshing that her butt isn’t the size of a tuna boat. And yep at one time that little girl could act. So there ya have it, I claim what I originally wrote and don’t have a problem with the pictures. You are free to disagree and you obviously do! It’s all good.
Now, Valerie, I think Dawn meant she looks fine for someone in her 40’s or 50’s. 😀
Hey Bella 🙂
She looks fine yes… If u realise its all photoshopped and ur definition of fine is an advert for a ho0ker or p0rn star – that way she looks damn fine in these photos!!
Dawn I agree…what came to mind was a pin-up girl. I’m very conservative, but can see how she is pulling off the bad girl look quite well. Hopefully the RDJ syndrome will be up soon and she can get back on top. I like her…early fame, loads of $, someone turned her on to bad drugs, poor parental support units. It can happen; get and stay well Linds.
Yeah, it’s a pin-up girl look, like from the 50’s or 50’s. Unfortunately, in real life she looks like the pin-up girl’s blowsy mother. Not good.
“…I do find it refreshing that her butt isn’t the size of a tuna boat.”
I don’t know of one tweaker who isn’t skinny. Coke related weight loss/maintenance isn’t exactly commendable.
Uncle Terry will keep taking her picture until one of them is dead, there’s nothing he likes better than a trainwreck who will drop trou at the drop of a hat.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. TR is shooting her so he can say he did the last (or one of the last) photo shoots with LL before her “untimely” death from her own stupidity and narcissism (Read: drugs, alcohol & denial).
He’s a skeez, but she’s a bigger creep. Dina is the worst of all of them, though.
addicts do not die because they are stupid. they die from a disease. no offense, but a lot of you guys that make comments like that really dont know shit.you joking about her potential death like that is more disturbing then any story ive ever heard about this young woman. you do not know the pain that comes with addiction and having two idiots as parents.
No nasty post about how horrible Xtina was last night on The Voice and how bad ratings were. No word about her Marie Claire and The Rolling Stone covers. Strange.
No kidding, huh? Xtina seems to be on a downwards slide and it’s too bad. Too many stars doing drugs and alcohol, and losing their careers (lives?) as a result.
Yeah, for sure Xtina’s doing some injectables.
I clicked accidently on her last post (don’t care about her) but scrolled down anyhow, and it just leapt out (to someone who’d notice) – both elbows were bruised and showing clear injection marks. Couldn’t believe she’d go out like that – she puts makeup everywhere else! To be fair, it looked like someone that isn’t very good (practiced) at injecting had done a few of them in the last 2 days rather than someone that’s been doing it a lot for ages. Too much bruising, too obvious injection marks, too few actual injection marks.
So, all the random comments I’ve seen about her going off the rails – they make a lot of sense. You can inject most things, but it’s rarely a good sign if you do!
Is there ANYONE who still finds smoking sexy?
I was going to make a comment about her head and the oven in the last picture but I won’t go there.
Two words, good lighting…cuz we all know what that face really looks like.
She needs to step away from that open flame, before that busted straw mop on her head catches fire! Or the fillers in her face start to melt…
I think they mean “she’s posing in Marilyn’s underwear” because that’s where the similarity ends.
My first thought was “finally she’s wearing a bra”!! Then I had the whole her hairs going to go up in flames thing too.
Funny isn’t it? The only time those poor girls get any support is when she’s in a photo shoot in her underwear (natch) or in a photo shoot in a bikini!
I’m sorry, but have to say it would be funny if her bleached hair caught on fire with that open flame…
You and everyone else.
Disgusting. Congrats, Linds.
Who are these random, gross magazines that keep hiring her?
Plastic surgery, tweaking of her face & lips, photo shop, fake hair (I see her extensions in these photos), fake hair color….can someone please tell me why someone SO FAKE is worthy of so many photo-shoots?
Yeah, I know Terry Richardson is pure trash…but I’m kind of non-plussed any of this makes it to a magazine when there are so many natural pretty women out there. I’m just not getting it.
SUPER classy shots….with that bleach blonde hair and cigerettes in each shot. She’s just a regular Natalie Portman!
((sarcasm))
Ew, her back is all mottled and worn. They look like WalMart posters.
That’s called ‘freckles’…
“You’re not pretending anymore! You’re plastic, shiny, hard plastic!”
That’s the first thing that came to my mind.
They’re good pictures. Not very original but good, well shot, a good eye, talent. She looks good. They are so obviously supposed to look trashy and cheap the question is baffling.
Yeah, I see an homage to old style B movie posters, and pulp fiction book covers here. I don’t see it as a Monroe thing. It’s clearly art house, stark realism, low on props, etc. IMO This is the best medium for LL.
It is a good medium for her and she seems to like modelling more than making movies. Maybe this is her personal best these days. And it wouldn’t be such a bad place to land if she’d keep away from the booze and drugs.
They look exactly like all of Uncle Terry’s pictures. No doubt about that.
I have some friend who works at the Chateau (restaurant and bars) where she stays and they are not happy Lindsay is staying there.I’ve been told bit of stories here and there. Let’s just say that she has enablers and “her” photographers friends are just taking advantage of what’s given to them: she is a willing piece of meat and will give herself to pay bills or dues. But she also has illusion of grandeur, is paranoid (she thinks people will steal whatever she touches and sale it on eBay)..
So I guess that prostitute thing is paying for her room then?
Lohan has officially killed her “career” as an actress. At least now, everyone in LA knows she is officially working out of a room at the Chateau.
Naw, she’s staying in a “friend’s” (yes, I mean john’s) room at the Chateau, one he bought for a year and “hasn’t been using.” (Since she had to move out of her BF-paid-for condo after a year.)
And that prostitute thing is paying for EVERYTHING right now. (Bet your arse WO is taking her 15% too!)
TMZ saying she moved because of the trespasser is a lie . there is other factors, one being money running thru her pockets like a leaking faucet.. say thank you Zappata
@the original bells,
“(Bet your arse WO is taking her 15% too!)”
In the words of the almighty TuPac “pimpin’ ain’t easy.” I think WO should have those words immortalized in the form of a tramp stamp.
She thinks people will steal her stuff and sell it on EBay because that is what she would do.
Dislike Richardson and Lohan but these photos are rather good
She’s such a trash bag, but I have to admit that she looks better in these pics then normal. That hurt me to say that, fyi.
hm…. any one notice that in almost every picture she is in, she seems to think that having her mouth partially open is sexy?? how about a shot where your mouth is closed??
I’m still waiting for the shot with a fish-hook in her mouth.
Unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez has the exact same pose. Mouth always half open.
Looking like a mentally challenged mouth breather. Yet, they all keep on with it… thinking they look sexy!
haha word!
At least she took her damn finger out of her mouth for once!
Everyone is always ragging on the mouth breathing in photos but I can tell you speaking from experience that it is the photographer that tells you how to pose; the models have little say in the matter, what you do is what the photographer thinks is going to look sexy and achieve the product they are aiming for. Every photo shoot I have ever done, the photographer has told me to breathe through my mouth. And even if there are photos where I am not doing so (which there are), they rarely ever make it to publishing.
Really way overdue on dropping the MM thing. It’s seeming really craycray and counteproductive to her getting a real job
As noted many times here and elsewhere, a bra can do wonders.
these (99% photoshopped) shots are just an advert for her ‘escorting’ (read ho0king) services as that is her career now – or an advert for her future p0rn career…just sad really how delusional she is
Humph. I bet The Cracken moved up from cigarettes a loooooooong time ago. Stop pretending that holding a cig in every pic makes you look like ‘a bad girl’, it just makes you look sad, Locain! Also, ten bucks (I’m cheap as is Lindsay) says those pics will be well distributed at the Chateau. Escort service? No. The Cracken has moved on to other, more promising things. She’s finally getting her comeback… of sorts.
She actually doesn’t look totally busted for once…… O.O
Ugh – nothing about this photo shoot is Marilyn in the slightest. The reason why people love MM’s shoots is because she looked so full of playfulness and life. She had a carefree, natural sexiness. LL looks dead in every photograph.
A BUSTED BLONDE WEAVE AND RED LIPS DOES NOT MAKE YOU MARILYN.
I’m certain that “busted, trashy & cheap” is a given when it comes to this chick.
You f*cked yourself, Linds. You had a promising career a thousand light years ago, and everyone lining up to help you (including Tina Fey!!!!) and you flushed it all down the toilet. Stupid, stupid girl. Enjoy making pr0n in the valley, ‘cuz it’s about the only job you can get now.
Isn’t she tired of shoots like this? Or is she just shuffled in and shuffled out between medication?
Okay, if these pictures all suggest a caption, it is, “I’ll do ya for a twenty.” Imagine this said with a voice of ground glass and razor blades, tequila, and of course, cigarette smoke.
The only one that requires a different caption is the one where she’s bent ass-out over the open flame (classy broad there, when your pictures are described using the phrase, “ass-out”). That one should say, “It’s a little more expensive this way, but it’s worth it.”
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the cigarettes themselves in these pictures? They must be thinking, shit, of all the whores in town, we get stuck in THIS mouth.
I was thinking more along the lines of “two dolla sucky sucky, me love you long time.”
That works, too!
Hahhaha. I don’t remember where I’ve heard that before but that’s funny!
@asli, it’s from one of my favorite movies, “Full Metal Jacket.” 2Livecrew (a really old rap group) sampled it in their song “Me so horney.” YouTube it if you want a good laugh!
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA – Funny! For future references: People, you should really put in the headphones before you play the song. My neighbors probably thought I was watching pr0n and my kitten is giving me ‘the look’. It’s creeping me out. My cat is judging me and I’ve seen her try to lick her own crotch! Whaaaaa… 😛
Er, suppose her hair were to catch fire? Or is that blue flame a fake? Either way, “ewww” to all of them. Ewww to anything Lohan.
Photoshopped to hell and back…don’t believe me blow them up !!!!! from the nose down on the top photo that is not her chin …LOL…and the eye makeup is lower then her lids to get the sleepy eyed look…. and the contrast between the head and neck and the freckles on her back,shoulder is funny……My the way these pictures are at least 6 mos old becasue she still wearing her PLayboy makeup prabably went from that shoot straight to Terry’s shoot why waste good makeup….LOL does not have a thing to do with what she looks like now just like that ad a couple of weeks ago they are using old photos of her. Nothing and nobody is using current photos of her because she looks so bloated and drugged out….
This photoshop if you can call it that is busted it looks like she had him come to her house and she put on her clean underwear and posed like those facebook photos that people post, nothing retro about it.. bitch eye’s are glazed over they probably got high together.
As for the Marilyn Monroe look she was going for she failed to look anything like Marilyn, just a Crack out blonde.
Busted, trashy, cheap? Smells like Richardson.
I have to say she looks a lot better in these photo’s then she did in the playboy pics.
Well, at least now she can write off that hotel room as a place of business.
The first one is alright. The second one is awful. She looks like she’s balding. The rest..meh. They seem like they’re trying too hard. It makes the first one seem even nicer. But one nice shot can’t carry the whole shoot. If these are honestly the best of the shoot, yikes.
I feel a bit bad for her in that she has basically screwed over all chances of getting work, so even if she might be able to pull off a decent role, she can’t get it. But then, she did bring it on herself. I can only feel so much sympathy, especially with stars who have loads of money and are irresponsible with it.
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT TERRY RICHARDSON IS A MOLESTER RAPIST SADIST PIG WHO SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS AND YET HE GETS AWAY WITH HIS SEX CRIMES BECAUSE HE’S A FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER????! FORGET LOHAN HOW DOES THIS GUY STILL HAVE A REPUTATION. Speaks volumes for the industry. WoW
I agree with you and I think it speaks volumes about the people that are friends with also, I mean what kind of person would want to associate with this skumbaag.
The same industry that would give an Oscar to Roman Polanski, even as he is living in exile refusing to do his time for a child rape conviction.
The same industry where actors are falling over themselves to work with the likes of Polanski, and Woody Allen, who is married to Soon-Yi Previn, whom he’s known since the age of ten, because he was in a relationship with her mother. His own son refuses to have anything to do with him, but not Hollywood…
There are very dark places there, always have been. And those stories are only a couple off the top of my head, and only known because they were caught. Imagine all that have not been caught.
Some of us try to point that out a lot. Everyone should google that piece of trash. Molesting rapist right there, he and Screeeee! are a perfect match.
The smoking pics need to stop. When she was still young and hot looking they passed for “rock n roll” or whatever, but now that she looks old, used, and washed up they just make her look like a charicature of herself who isn’t in on the joke.
On someone else it may be racy and hot. On her, knowing her past it’s just trashy and cheap.
Poor poor Lindsay. She doesn’t even know.
I don’t get Marilyn at all. If she looks like anyone, it’s probably Veronica Lake (on drugs).
Terry Richardson is disgusting. Whenever I see a mention of him, my skin crawls.
Also, Lindsay needs to go back to red hair.
Thank you ! I thought I was the only one. uhg! So incredibly disturbing.
OMG – that last shot! She looks one step away from being a full-time pr0n “star”.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but her makeup looks pretty flawless.
I actually kind of like the head shot of her. But I don’t know why she has to have ciggies in every single picture she takes. We all know she’s a “bad girl”. She should really be aiming for photoshoots that remake her back into the girl next door. The trashy image is so old and is doing nothing for her “career” I am sure.
Yet another series of understated cigarette ads posing as fashion shots?
When will these dinosaur photographers wake up from the Seventies?
I’m going to take a long hot shower. Gross
Well, I like the stove/oven. Very retro <3. *cough*
Cheap. Like a $40 hooker in a $25 motel room.
I just noticed that in the shot of just her head from her chest up, her “hair” is substantially longer on one side than the other. I guess by that point in the day, her Playboy ‘do was starting to wilt. On one side.
Probably because both pieces are the same length, and with her “hair” parted so far to one side, the piece on that side has to go all across her head so it ended up looking shorter.
Yes, that makes sense. Awkward!
Looks more Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Monroe.
OMG I just started laughing at that stove pic.
hair on fire. Hair On Fire. HAIR ON FIRE!!!!
Oh…meh..whatever.
I liked Lindsay when she actually had a career. When she started to go downhill I was rooting for her to get it together. I’ve entertained and strangely fascinated by her as a tabloid fixture. But more and more, she’s just sad. It’s not funny anymore. What a miserable life she must live…its horrible to say but I would be surprised if she makes it another year.
Absolutely DEAD. behind. the. eyes.
I almost feel like she’s being exploited at this point but it’s hard to feel sorry for her when she’s been given so many chances to turn her life around and hasn’t.
Not L’s fault (except for the fact that’s she’s a really boring model), but BORING photos in my opinion. BORING and REDUCTIVE (ha!), that is to say, unoriginal in composition, lighting, and pose. If you’re going to photoshop, there’s a lot more he could have done. But doing L in his standard whateverthatcompany’sname is photoshoots, he’s not shooting anything that’s any different or interesting than what he’s done before. I really think that big name photographers like richardson and liebovitz have had their day. Lindsay is clearly desparate and/or doesn’t know any better, but these photos are nothing as far as i’m concerned. Yeah, she looks nice, sort of. the end. yawn. bfd.
if these pictures were supposed to tell me that she’s better,e tc., etc., they don’t. they just tell me she knows how to pose (boringly, unoriginally, without joy, life, or pop), and that hte photographers knows how to do lighting and do makeup. I mean really. If I were a movie producer or director, I’d say so what? This doesn’t tell me anythiing beyond the fact that she’ll dress in lingerie, she can stand still long enough for someone to take a picture, she can look good if the make up is applied right and you shoot her from the right direction. But, meh. There are other more interesting and lively actresses out there. And if I were a magazine editor looking at photos to put in my mag, I’d keep looking. I’d only put these in if i I didn’t have anything else. ANd/or I’d want to write a b****y story to go along with them. Because what is there to say.
You’ve given entirely too much thought to these photos.
yeah, 5 minutes of my time gone forever.
Way too much thought.
By looking at the majority of the comments here and elsewhere it doesn’t look like a roaring comeback for her is really going to work at this point. I think Megan Fox is up for the Liz Taylor part and frankly unless the producers are cray cray they will hire Le Fox rather than smokey the bad hair. Enough with the Monroe schtick it’s not working anymore.
Jesus!How many times can you use the same idea for a photo shoot? No surprises here. The only cool thing is that Blohan isn’t trying to do anything to improve her image. She’s kinda just being herself which is different. Ha!
!How many times can you use the same idea for a photo shoot? No surprises here. The only cool thing is that Blohan isn’t trying to do anything to improve her image. She’s kinda just being herself which is different. Ha!
Busted, Trashy, and Cheap are her only 3 speeds. She’s merely working with what she’s got.
Apparently LL is back in NY for fashion week.
Whoever wrote this article was Hatin! Lindsey Lohan looks really good in these photos. I think she looks like an old hollywood actress. She has the Monroe vibe with her hair, but she looks more like 50’s hollywood era, pin up betty page here. She looks good. She doesn’t look cracked out.. don’t get me wrong.. she’s a horrible actress.. but she’s still a pretty girl.
OMG! This girl just WREAKS trailer trash, doesn’t she?!? Uck!!!!!
I know it’s already been said, but does she really need to have that cancer stick sticking out of her mouth in EVERY photo? It really doesn’t make her look cool or “edgy”. If it were in one or two I would completely overlook it, but every single one is just so sad.