Lindsay Lohan was a crackie trainwreck at the amFAR gala, of course

We have more stories about Lindsay Lohan’s crack-face/crack-monster cracktastrophe at the amFAR event two nights ago. I can’t even start… no, I can. These are some additional photos of Lindsay coming or going from the event, wearing a budget fur-trimmed coat over her Tom Ford dress. I can only imagine what Tom Ford thought about LL wearing his dress. I bet he bitched someone out over it. LL wearing your dress will always hurt your brand. Would you like to know how LL was acting at the event? Hint: like a crackie.

Lindsay Lohan tried to persuade a wealthy patron to bid on an expensive gift for her in the auction at the star-studded amfAR benefit Wednesday night. The gala, hosted by Sarah Jessica Parker, raised more than $1.4 million for AIDS research at Cipriani Wall Street, and brought out stars including Jennifer Hudson, Elizabeth Hurley and Linda Evangelista.

Spies said that when Lohan recognized a wealthy Canadian financier at a nearby table, she shot over to schmooze him — but then sent an assistant over when bidding on the charity auction began.

“There were items being auctioned for $20,000,” said a spy. “After chatting with the businessman, Lindsay sent over an assistant, who said, ‘Lindsay would very much like it if you’d bid on this item as a gift.’”

However, the gentleman declined. “He just cracked up,” our source said — and the piece, believed to be a Hublot diamond watch with a white alligator strap, went to another bidder.

Lindsay was overheard telling guests she was at the gala because of her role playing Elizabeth Taylor, a major amfAR donor, in an upcoming Lifetime movie. The platinum-blond starlet wore a white dress and a coat with long fur cuffs and long fur trim (bringing to mind a glam, shaved yeti).

She changed into a black number for an after-party at Meatpacking hot spot Double Seven, and chilled in a booth as her mom, Dina Lohan, partied with pals across the room.

Asked about Lohan’s assistant’s request, her rep sniffed: “This is another instance of people making up stories about Lindsay.”

[From Page Six]

I actually think Page Six is under-selling the cracked-out nature of the story. My guess is that Lindsay stumbled over, drunk off her ass and high as a kite, and mumbled something like, “I hear you’re rich do you wanna do something about it? I like diamonds baby. OMG LOOK AT ME.”

Additionally, the Cracken managed to stumble her way over to Woody Allen and Soon-Yi and she made them pose for photos. You can see one here. The Hollywood Reporter says Woody was NOT pleased.

Lindsay Lohan looked more like Victoria Gotti than a Hollywood starlet at the amfAR Gala, the annual AIDS fundraiser started by the late Elizabeth Taylor that routinely opens New York Fashion Week. Everyone on the carpet was buzzing about how tired and drawn the beleaguered actress looked. There was her long, fake, dry hair, and the dark circles under her eyes. An unflattering white mid-calf skirt suit and a long coat with Yeti hair cuffs and hem completed the picture.

But at one point in the evening, Lohan was spotted excitedly talking to none other than Oscar-nominated Midnight in Paris director Woody Allen. Here’s how this tear in the fabric of the celebrity universe happened: It seems Lohan arrived late and did her usual lap to scope out the place. Then she made a beeline for a familiar face, none other than gala-regular Allen and his wife Soon-Yi. The flashbulbs lit up and headlines were made. Neither Allen nor Soon-Yi look particularly pleased in the photos. But Lohan sure does.

We can just imagine Woody saying to himself “Of all the celebrities in this joint — Heidi Klum, Julianne Moore, Rose Byrne, Sarah Jessica Parker Cindy Crawford…”

So how exactly do these disparate celebs know each other? It seems Lohan met the film icon several months ago at agent John Burnham‘s New Year’s Eve party for Allen. Lohan spent the evening hanging out with Allen’s former girlfriend Diane Keaton. The next day, Keaton even tweeted “@lindsaylohan YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL LAST NIGHT.”

Trying to explain his relationship with Lohan, Allen later admitted that he was just saying hello to her.

“I had seen her on New Year’s Eve. She was at a party that I was at, and we were just saying, ‘What a coincidence.’ That was the gist of it. I’ve only met her those two times in my life.”

[From THR]

I never thought I’d say this, but poor Woody. Attacked by the crack monster. How pathetic she is. And for my final story – Dina Lohan has a new interview in Us Weekly, which you can read here. She says that her daughters are trying to give her a hair makeover and that Ali’s modeling career is really taking off. Then Dina says Lindsay is “wonderful” and the kicker - “We’re here for all of Fashion Week.” OMG! The Cracken will be all over the place during New York Fashion Week. Prepare yourselves.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Marjalane says:

    So, do they photoshop those coke boogers in her nose, or are they just always there? Tell me again why is she not having to be drug tested during her probation?

    • gina says:

      yes they probably did as well as Photoshop “out” the ostrich she got into a fight with judging from that hideous jacket lol. I think the ostrich won.

  2. Katie says:

    That last picture actually makes me think we are watching her die. It makes me inexplicably sad.

    • Rose says:

      Agreed Katie, I don’t have it in me to be mean about this person, she looks to me like she is freefall, and that’s very very sad to see.

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      I’ve given up on sad. Too many wasted chances. I fell for it for about 10 minutes the other day. Does she look like she is dying, yes. She also looks like LL, lapping up the pics, getting wasted, propositioning men for gifts.
      I’m just going to watch the train wreck happen now.

      • JenJen says:

        Exactly. I almost summoned up enough energy to pity her bc her parents have royally f*cked her up, but she’s an adult now and it’s time to sink or swim on your own… and this girl is choosing to drown.
        It’s not like she’s some poor rape victim who turned to crack and has no support system, no offers of help, no way out of the vicious cycle, sleeps in the park in a cardboard box, and resorts to turning tricks to get from one day to the next. This bitch is living the high life, delusional, entitled, spoiled, and oblivious. She’s doing it ALL to herself… why waste sympathy on assholes like that?

      • NinaG says:

        Yeah I have to agree, Lindsay has the resources if she really wanted to get help. Joan Rivers even publicly stated she would pay for her rehab and I believe she was sincere about that. Lindsay has to want to get help. Sometimes I wonder if she is suffering from depression I hate to think this but LL seems like she almost wants to die, maybe that is why she just doesn’t care anymore. What can you do? What more can I say about her, I use to make jokes but at this point it’s like you said just a trainwreck:-(

      • Zooyork says:

        I agree OriginalTiffany. I am normally a very sensitve, caring person, but not in Lindsay’s case.. because: she is not a good person. I will reserve my sympathy for someone who deserves it. Like good people who go through actual trajedies. Do you guys hear the horrifically sad story recently, of a male soap opera actor who in real life lived in an apartment in NYC, who owned a pitbull who was his best friend. There was no evidence at all that the dog did ANYTHING bad.. didn’t even bark at ALL… but ppl in the building starting complaining and making up stuff to try to get rid of the dog, because they hated the breed. There is evidence that the dwellers, and the super, made the guy’s life a living hell over grief about his dog.. and again, the dog never did anything bad to anyone…
        Anyways, in the end, the guy’s vet recommended the dog be put down, because the guy’s depression was affecting the dog and the dog was starting to become agressiive… also because the ppl were such assholes,they put restrictive covenants that said the dog basically couldnt leave the guy’s apartment room.
        So the dog was put down, and the guy went back to his apartment and killed himself that night.. he left a suicide note apologizing to his dog that had been put down.. he said in the note to his dog, that his dog was his best friend in the whole world and he had let him down.
        now that’s f*ing sad.

    • Nessa says:

      ITA. She will be lucky if she makes it to 30. Very tragic indeed.

      • flourpot says:

        What’s tragic is she’s walking around looking like a stoned corpse. The judicial system, the only ones currently trying to pull her head out of her ass, aren’t randomly drug testing her.

        The whole situation, including her, is a sad pathetic mess.

    • Lilalis says:

      OMG can you imagine Dina’s publicity rage when Lindsay dies?

      Lindsay looks awful. She should try to hook up with a hairstylist.

    • Shelly says:

      I agree. Her eyes look dead and she just looks gone. It was fun making fun of her for awhile, when it seemed there had to be hope, that she’d eventually get it and change her life. But she seems resigned to her life at this point and maybe even her fate.

      • duncecap says:

        I think this is spot on. LL seems in love with a dreamy la-la-land vision of tragedy. If she died, it would be so Marilyn. Or at least, that’s what she seems to be putting out there.

    • Jessica says:

      you are so right, very sad. I thought the EXACT same thing.

    • HA! says:

      What in the world is she doing to herslef? it sure feels bad to see her free falling…and wishing she woke up one day and decided to change her life and improv it with some baby steps. Sad indeed.

    • Zoe says:

      Uncontrolled addiction is slow suicide. Her parents farked her up and pushed her into the business, passed down their addiction. At this point she probably wants to die, like Marilyn. Her career is dead, her family grotesque, surrounded with yes people and fellow addicts. Then she has the press salivating over the fact they can sell her addiction for profit in blogs and magazines. Don’t want to mock her, she’s going to die if she doesn’t clean up. Funny how we sympathize with people with other diseases. We mock and condemn those with addiction diseases.

      • duncecap says:

        I don’t think there’s anything funny about her addiction. It’s her lucid moments that are depressing. She’s selfish, thieving and narcissistic.

        To be fair, I don’t think she had much of a chance. Everything I’ve read says that the FIRST no-no is when parents place responsibility on the child to support the family money-wise. Then add in the domestic violence, the creepy lusty vibes from daddy, a crappy mom, and siblings who worship the eldest child— it just wasn’t gonna end up a pretty picture.

        In my mind someone older and wiser swoops in and takes LL under their wing and gets her to dry out. But irl, you know that if someone intervened LL would just throw a shitfit and flail broken glass around everywhere.

      • Zoe says:

        She has made really bad choices, but addicts usually do. Regular addicts that live in the real world are exposed to less access than her. She has too much access and availabity. The media doesn’t help the situation. The only attention she gets now is from the pap hounds that make money from her addiction. Why she shows up at these events in a mess, its the only way she can remain in the spotlight. You’re right she needs somone older, wiser, maybe another recovering addict to help. Seems no one around her cares and she doesn’t have that person in her life. Will admit she’s a mess and probably rejects people trying to authentically trying to help her.

    • disht says:

      I totally agree…the evidence is before our eyes that she is not a well girl. I understand that she behaves hideously but one only has to look at her and think about her actual age to realise that this is not a path anyone would choose to go down. She is in the grip of something bigger than herself and I so hope we aren’t all going to feel shabby because something truly irreperable happens to her.

    • Original Chloe says:

      That’s what I think too.

    • crazycatlady says:

      Creepy. In between reading about her evening on another gossip site and clicking over here, I thought to myself, “She’s going to die soon.”

    • duncecap says:

      I just realized that whenever I see pics of Lindsay now, I grab a piece of fruit. I go for the water and not soda and other crap. I find myself slapping on the sunscreen and combing my hair, even if I don’t need it.

      Not gonna look too deeply into that.

    • Carolyn says:

      Herbie Fully Loaded is on tv right now…watching it with my daughter. We’ll be watching The Parent Trap later on this evening too. We watched Mean Girls last week. My daughter loves Lindsay in these movies. How she is now is just so sad it’s beyond making snarky remarks over. Yes it’s her own fault. Her parents have a lot to answer for. I’m so glad I wasn’t born into this awful family.

    • si says:

      good riddance!

  3. lucy2 says:

    Good Lord. If there’s any doubt to her being a prostitute, I think that story erased it.
    Yeti hair! Sadly it’s better looking than her hair.

  4. Bite me says:

    *am scared , slowly walk out of thread *

  5. OriginalTiffany says:

    Oh, this is going to be even BETTER than I thought!

    Anyone want to guess what that dress looked and smelled like by the end of the night? In the side pic, you can see where the hair is attached to her. It’s beyond awful!
    She practically offered her services to a Canadian dude right there?
    She was there because of the ET movie.
    Cracktini, STAT! Shots od delusion.
    This. is. wonderful.

    • ccoop says:

      I think the Canadian dude is probably somebody she has hooked up with (for money) in the past, who is now doing the Coyote Ugly act with her.

  6. LeeLoo says:

    I guarantee you she just kissed that Lifetime role away. Ugh, I doubt she realizes how badly she embarassed herself.

    As for her mother, I think she condones this behavior because she realizes that Lindsay is worth more dead than alive. Dina would be that person looking at the bottom line. Evil bitch.

    I hate Woody with a firey passion but at least he kept it classy to save her from further embarassment. This is so beyond sad and like others have said it feels like she is dying in front of our very eyes.

    • Petunia says:

      I agree on both points. A single look at her shows she couldn’t do the Liz Taylor role, both due to her appearance as well as her drugged up state. If you badly want a role, it’s best to not appear out in public drugged to the nines.

      And Dina obviously could care less, still saying “Lindsay’s fine,” when many people think these are some of the last pics of Lindsay ever. Yeah, I agree with you, as long as Dead Lindsay makes Dina $$$, she couldn’t care less.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        If this is WO’s definition of “great,” I’d really hate to see her definition of “rock bottom.”

        When your daughter (who is half your age) looks older than you (and in much worse shape), she is NOT doing “great.”

    • Kara Ann says:

      Don’t usually post on Lohan threads but:

      I abhor Allen too but, in this instance, it did show some class. People may question whether Lohan deserves Allen’s kind behavior but, to me, class is always about the person who shows it not about someone else.

      BTW, Lohan behavior is so cringe-worthy. I do feel sorry for the people that she creep up on at any opportunity. It’s so strange when someone is making an ass out of themselves and making everyone else uncomfortable while they remain perfectly oblivious.

      As far as Dina realizing Lohan is more valuable dead…maybe. Or Dina is in as much denial as Lindsey. Either way when Lindsey does OD, I’m positive Dina will be on any and all media outlets talking about everything particularly if there is a paycheck but, also, if there is just a camera around. These women don’t seem to understand that being famous doesn’t equal being a valuable person at all. They never seem to ask the question, what am I famous for?

      Lastly, it is sad that Lindsey has ended up where she is now. I don’t see her ever coming back from this. It’s like watching Amy Winehouse. I wasn’t surprised when it happened but it was still sad.

      • Trillium says:

        Please DO NOT compare that spoiled, delusional, entitled creature to Amy Winehouse. They are not in the same universe. Amy had immense talent, one of the best voices this century and one of the best albums of all time. She does not deserve the disrespect in death to be compared to a crackhead prostitute/washed up child actress.

      • Kara Ann says:

        Didn’t mean to upset you however I do think this comparison is valid. As Alexis said upthread they are both addicts. I sincerely believe that just as Amy’s addiction led to her death, I think Lindsey’s will lead to hers. I do however think that Amy tried to fight her addiction at times something I don’t even think has occurred to Lindsey. Basically, I’m saying that addiction doesn’t care if your talented, rich, or not if it’s got you, it defines you.

      • Annie says:

        I know that a person has to want to be helped, yada yada, but I do think by this stage if Dina was right in the head she would be doing everything within her power to convince Lindsay to get help and save her life, not fueling her delusions and encouraging her current behaviour. She has to know that she’s the only one Lindsay might actually sit up and listen to. I mean just look at her, that last picture reminds me of a recent picture I saw of Zsa Zsa Gabor on her deathbed. How can Dina be so cold hearted as to just stand by and watch that? I didn’t want to think this about Dina, but I agree Kara Ann, Dina just doesn’t care because Linds is worth more to her dead than alive at this point. Alive she’s probably getting to be an embarrassment for Dina at this point but dead she’d make her a pretty penny. She is actually evil, like Joe Jackson.

    • SweetLou says:

      I used to find her antics amusing but right now I whole-heartedly feel sorry for her. I bet there are tons of celebrities who would have fallen this low, if they had no one to stand in their way. I’m the same age as Lilo, though I’m not rich, I was raised an only child. When I was a teenager, I really hated my mother. Because while all my friends were partying endlessly, drinking,doing drugs, had no curfews, and having sex with multiple partners. She held firm that I would take my time and have my priorities. I wasn’t popular and because of my mom’s firm hand on my life, I lost a lot of those wild friends. Today, I’m an adult and grateful that my mother loved me enough to stand in the way of me destroying my life and making those big mistakes that create a lifestyle.

      I feel sorry for Lilo not having a real mother. Dina is just an insult to real mothers out there.

  7. Calli P says:

    Love that necklace. And really like those shoes. She, herself, is vomitrocious, however.

  8. Zelda says:

    Diane Keaton, What the hell is wrong with you? I expected better.

  9. brin says:

    The first pic is identical to the one when she’s passed out in the car with her mouth open…classic Crackie.

  10. Petunia says:

    The dress looked nice. It’s the rest of her that was wrong. That Yeti jacket is awful. Probably awful on anyone, to be perfectly fair. Just awful.

    I kind of wonder if there wasn’t a bit more to the assistant’s request? Something like: Lindsay would like to meet you later, here’s the key to her room, and oh, by the way, she’d like you to bid on that watch as kind payment of her services?

    And tough on Woody. He likes ‘em young – Lindsay’s young, so let him have her, I say.

  11. dorothy says:

    Dina or someone close to her has to be reading some of these things. Why wouldn’t they stop her from making a fool out of herself in these ways?

    My advice: Go back to school, get a job at K-Mart…your career is over. Now your just trolling and it’s pathetic.

  12. normades says:

    The look on Soon Yi’s face was priceless.

    Please tell me Diane Keaton was joking.

  13. Kim says:

    There is no chance that she will ever score comeback. She is done. Her beauty is gone, talent is gone. She is just human wreck. Another sad story made in hollywood.

  14. The Truth Fairy says:

    She DEFINITELY got veneers on her teeth.

    • JenJen says:

      Upon inspection of her old teeth vs. these ones, I don’t know how anyone could think otherwise. They aren’t even the same SHAPE as her old teeth! Her real ones kind of slanted inward a bit and were more rodent-y looking. These are too perfect and straight and the front ones are a bit bigger than the ones next to them, and LL’s real ones were all the same size and kind of small and nibbly looking. They must have been really too far gone to save. That’s PATHETIC at 25 years of age with full dental insurance, absolutely no excuse except drug use. Idiot.

  15. Bad Gal Addiction says:

    Her coat definitely has the better hair extension!

  16. Cathy says:

    I’m going to install airbags on my computer for when I crash into it while laughing so hard at her while she makes a continual ass out of herself. She is really pathetic.

  17. RocketMerry says:

    “I had seen her on New Year’s Eve. She was at a party that I was at, and we were just saying, ‘What a coincidence.’ That was the gist of it. I’ve only met her those two times in my life.”

    Ahahahahaha, nice. I can imagine his tone, both exasperated and scared: “I do NOT know her, I swear…”

  18. madpoe says:

    The Cracken will be damned if anybody tries to steal her trainwreck title! **Cue Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train”**

  19. Cam says:

    Those are literally the worst bangs i’ve ever seen in my. There is no excuse, not even for a trainee hairdresser to have done that. I did my own for the first time ever a few months ago and they look a hell of a lot better than that. Makes me think she might have done it herself to hide most of her eyes/face as she could.

  20. Quinn says:

    Anna Nicole Smith was in SOOOO much better shape than this before she died…not sure what’s keeping this cockroach alive.

  21. Eleonor says:

    Tom Ford’s coat is a furry monstruosity.

  22. Asli says:

    I think Lindsay has a Britney-like mental illness. Coupled with the mother-monster Dina, that is NOT a good thing. I really don’t have it in me to be mean about Lindsay anymore. This has just moved into sad/depressing territory. I’d be surprised if she made it through this year alive.

    • Nev says:


      I think she is battling a mental-illness too.

      • Ruby Red Lips says:

        I think any mental illness Linnocent may be battling is likely due to over excessive hard drug use – she takes enough drugs to alter anyone’s mind – so self inflicted and hence I don’t sympathise

        Tho I do agree she is on her way out and Dina is more than despicable for partying with her obv heavily addicted prostitue daughter. is sad but only when I look back to photos and film of her 11 year old self in parent trap, but I guess this is what happens to drug addicts

    • JenJen says:

      I disagree. For one thing, she was tested for illnesses and disorders when she was incarcerated at that cushy university “rehab” the first time and all was negative. When Britney went off her meds, she dove straight off the deep end. She just acted like a total whackadoodle, didn’t explain herself, and literally ran around like a nutjob. Lindsay is a drug addict, plain and simple. She has not taken a swan dive off the high platform like Brit, she is slowly digging her own grave, and keeps telling us all how great and fine and what a hard worker she is as she does so. Brit didn’t, she just snapped and lost it one day. Lindsay is a self-centered entitled asshole who is hopped up and obsessed with being famous. She’s only famous for being a trainwreck, she’s barely worked in 10 years… that’s not mental illness, that’s being a stupid conceited addict.

    • Shelly says:

      I don’t think she’s battling mental illness. I think she was given too much freedom at too young of an age, never had anyone say no to her (until recently), and I think her drug use started when she was living on her own way too young and she was trying to fit in with the “cool” young Hollywood crowd. I think the drugs helped her feel like she fit in at the time and then she also realized the drugs helped numb the pain of her fucked up family. She became a hardcore user pretty quickly. Couple that with her being spoiled, entitled, and having no sense of the real world at all since she had always been yessed to death her whole life since she was a hot commodity for awhile, and here you go. Now you have a serious addict who has ruined her looks, her career, and burned most of her bridges, and she still can’t even face the fact she is not a hot commodity anymore, and she is now embarrassing herself by crashing events and proclaiming her soberness, when her appearance and behavior suggest otherwise. I think it’s sad, but I don’t think mental illness plays into it.

      • Trillium says:

        Drew Barrymore was a cocaine addict at 13. Lindsay was relatively not that young when she was given “freedom”. Not all “kids” turn into drug addicts and drunks when given “freedom”. A lot work for a living to support themselves, go to school, etc. Lindsay does not seem to have that kind of work ethic or moral character.

        I don’t know what Lindsay’s excuse is to be as pathetic of a drug addict as she is but it’s hard to know what her personality was beforehand since she’s been so f–ked up for so long.

        Regardless, it’s pretty sad that she isn’t just straight up barred from entering any Hollywood event since she has no business being there…you have to wonder if they allow it because it’s an amusing sideshow that makes other DL drug addicted stars feel better about themselves. She needs a ho sit down, for real.

      • Petunia says:

        Shelley, I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. Except perhaps if mental illness can kick off due to too much drug use and alcoholism and freedom. I guess it’s possible. But I think the other things that you mention came first and foremost. And really, is Lindsay that much different than Dina? Except that Dina is more of a survivor.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        She may have a narcissistic personality disorder, and be a border-line socio-path, but I think that’s about the extent of her “mental illness.”

        Brit was actually diagnosed and treated. (One of the many differences between these two). She also had a supportive family who stepped in and helped when help was warranted.

    • Alexis says:

      I don’t think a comparison to Britney is accurate. Britney seems to have a mental health condition that’s debilitating if left unmedicated; I think she was diagnosed bipolar? I’m not sure Britney was even taking a lot of illegal drugs when she was behaving most erratically. I don’t think Lindsay’s behavior seems like someone who has Britney’s type or degree of mental illness. LL may suffer from mild to moderate depression or anxiety, or something. But that’s basically normal. People get by with those conditions every day without acting like she does.

      I hate to tarnish Amy’s memory, but there’s a closer comparison to Winehouse. Addiction. That’s the disease in play here. Maybe they originally used drugs to medicate mild depression or something, but really, addiction is the problem. Winehouse’s story is sadder to me, and I never disliked her like I do LL now, because Winehouse wasn’t famewhoring during her downward spiral, and it seemed like she understood she had a problem and was really trying to get better. The famewhoring and the apparent lack of care for her condition is what stops me from being too sympathetic to Lindsay, although she looks awful and I am starting to kinda feel bad. She’s dying.

      • Petunia says:

        By all accounts, when Winehouse wasn’t abusing she was a kind and generous friend, one that people enjoyed being around. Lindsay doesn’t have that element to her personality. Up until the end I was rooting for Winehouse. Like you said, Winehouse seemed to understand, at least in part, the demon she was facing but she ultimately couldn’t conquer it, which was tragic. Also, Winehouse’s parents genuinely are mourning her loss. I don’t know if Lohan’s would.

        But yeah, Lohan’s dying and it isn’t a nice thing.

    • Asli says:

      Maybe the Britney-comparison wasn’t exactly right since she has a diagnosed mentall illness. I think the comparison to Amy Winehouse, that Alexis made, is more accurate. Lindsay is, nevertheless, slowly killing herself which is really sad. I’d probably feel bad if I kept saying mean things about her and she died so I won’t :)

      • Lady D says:

        Don’t think it matters what anyone does or doesn’t say about her. She refuses to see a problem. Who could talk to her and have her listen? Not respected directors or actors, not her mother, not judges or lawyers. Everyone who could have helped her (and I forgot the addiction counselors in rehab) has tried and obviously failed. So who’s left to help her? Not that she thinks she has a problem.

  23. Memory27 says:

    Holly crap!!!! 3rd pic she looks like what she should look in 50 years WTF??? Crackhead.

  24. atorontogal says:

    In that last pic of her with the guy holding her purse is that smoke or coke dust coming out of it?

  25. Boo says:

    I want to know what is actually happening in that first picture; it’s like someone demanded a child put on her coat and she is having a tantrum.

    Why in the name of all things holy would anyone ever use brownish RED eyeshadow all around their eyes? It’s as if she said, “I don’t look like enough of a horror all on my own; this shade will enhance the ghoulishness of my appearance.”

    I’m also curious about the gentleman with the fancy party shoes holding a gold purse in every shot. Is this Lindsay’s personal Boy Friday? Is that Ted the Bail Bondsman, looking to pick up a few extra bucks or blows?

    As for her celebrity “friends,” do you agree that if Diane Keaton had tweeted, “Lindsay, you are a beautiful girl: please get help. The entire Hollywood community is worried about you” that it would have made any difference to her, or that she would have begun to see the truth? I mean, if these people just keep letting her into parties and tolerating her ridiculous cracked out behavior, aren’t they really just enabling her, too? Not that it is their responsibility to manage her, but everyone knows she crashes parties and behaves like a cracken; if someone she knows and likes and respects (is there such a person?) were to say, “Lindsay, honey, GO HOME, CLEAN UP, you look like a fool,” would it matter to her?

    Probably not.

    • Sillyone says:

      If Diane had tweeted something like that you know Lindsay would have bit back. “Diane knows nothing about me or my past. I am doing just fine and shame on her for making assumptions when she knows nothing about me.” You know that is exactly how it would go just like she did with Betty White.

      By the way I find it hysterical how everything that is said about Lindsay “someone has made up or is telling falsehoods”. Like these people have nothing better to do than make crap up about crackie.

    • Petunia says:

      Took the words out of my mouth, except I was thinking of Woody Allen and his response, which was not classy at all. Yeah, Woody likes his sweet young things but he doesn’t apparently like them to put him out in any way or have any mouth to them. I think what he should have done, instead of looking horrified was turn around to her and say, “Don’t talk to me again until and unless you’ve cleaned up your act, and then maybe we can talk about work.” But no, he couldn’t be bothered.

    • duncecap says:

      I want to know what is actually happening in that first picture; it’s like someone demanded a child put on her coat and she is having a tantrum.

      This made me laugh out loud! For anyone who’s ever had to make a sleepy child cover up, it’s perfect. The green lifesaver candy earrings don’t help either.

  26. me says:

    It’s pretty telling when a man thats married to his daughter doesnt want to associate with you…..this whole thing reminds me of a really great Howard Stern interview with Perez Hilton from months and months ago. Perez said that Lindsays people had them meet secretly at his moms house to discuss changing her image.He advised her to lay low and not be seen for awhile. She then said that she does and never goes out, and had an excuse for everything he mentioned. He essentailly then said that he then decided she was completely delusional and couldnt be helped.

    • Happymom says:

      I’m guessing he’s one of a very long list of people in Hollywood who have gone out of their way to try and help her-but she is completely unwilling to put any effort into helping herself, and has an excuse for everything.

    • Ana says:

      Wow when you look for Perez Hilton for help, you know you are reaching rock-bottom…

      • Petunia says:

        Actually, he might be just the person to talk to. He’s transformed himself twice, once from the fat kid that no one knew into a thin and well known gossip, and then again from a bitchy, hated gossip who flew into rages at people who disagreed with him into someone who learned through bullying that he needed to change, so he did. (Witness his column these days.) So I think he could actually teach Lindsay something.

  27. jamminatorr says:

    Any idea who the Canadian dude was? I would laugh uproariously if it was Kevin O’Leary. He is one of the only guys that spring to mind if you say “Canadian Financier” that would be recognizable.

  28. Kerfuffles says:

    Oh my lawd, in that one pic you can see where all those cracky extensions are glued to her cracky head. Awful.

  29. JenJen says:

    How is this cracked-mess a “starlet”. STARLET? She’s not a star, starlet, or star pebble, she’s a dud. An asteroid hurtling its way blindly towards whatever is in its path.
    Ugh. Please find yourself a hole to crawl into and spare us all the drama.

  30. Talie says:

    Andy Cohen was live-tweeting about being at a restaurant a few days ago, and Dina Lohan was tossed out, causing a major scene.

  31. kristipistol says:

    She should do something about her own hair, rather than her moms.

  32. Flea says:

    If she woke up tomorrow, went back to her red hair & natural look & started behaving like a normal sober person, people would rally around her & forgive her nonsense. The fact that she hasn’t done so is a sign she has no self-awareness & is too far gone to save her own life & clearly everybody around her encourages her self destruction. There is almost zero likelihood we will see a 30 year old Lindsey Lohan, so get a good look at what that might have looked like now.

    • Shelly says:

      I so agree. We all know she reads the things that are said about her and that she cares what people think. So the fact that she doesn’t even realize that some of what people say is true just proves that she is in a drug-hazed delusion and won’t snap out of it. I mean, certainly someone in the business has told her these exact same thing? The fact that she doesn’t take their advice is a bad sign.

      • Ruby Red Lips says:

        Didn’t Ali go on record saying that Dina taught them only to trust each other and not believe a word anyone else says as they are all just jealous or something…

        I think this explains a lot and prob the major reason why Linnocent is so delusional about herself and life…good ole Dina, mother of the year!! (don’t get me wrong Linnocent is an adult and fully responsible for her own choices but Dina is the devil’s spawn)

      • Madisyn says:

        Hi Ruby *waving*

        I ‘waved’ back to you yesterday, did you see it?

      • Ruby Red Lips says:

        *waving back* at Madisyn, no, must have missed that one! Oops! Have a cracktini on me ;)

      • Madisyn says:

        *Cheers* Ruby Red

        Only if you’ll join me in that cracktini?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Ruby Red – Actually, I think it was the older brother. There’s been a kind of “bunker mentality” in that family since the kids were little. Dina’s cultivated that cult-like mentality all their lives.

        And cracktinis ALL AROUND! With a shot of delusion chaser!

      • Ruby Red Lips says:

        @ Madisyn, def joining u for the cracktini!!

        @ Bella, ok, convinced Ali said it too but just goes to show the mentality of the Lohans!! Delusion chaser sounds fab too!

        *cheers ladies* :D

  33. WTF says:

    i would LOVE to see Dr Phil have Dina on his show….priceless.

    He ripped some mother with a crackie daughter who’d been to rehab 5 time on a show i just watched. Apparently even when you stop drugs it takes 2 years for your brain to heal from the damage

    • Mirella says:

      I saw that too!! I’d love for them to go head to head! It probably won’t happen because I get the feeling Dina just doesn’t care. That’s just sad

    • Julie says:

      From what I heard it’s 5 years and alot of it is the neurochemicals in the brain.

  34. NeoCleo says:

    I know it’s not the fashion at the moment, but I feel sorry for this girl and it pains me to watch her slowly self-destruct in the public eye. Death at an early age seems inevitable without a miraculous intervention. I felt the same way about Amy Winehouse although frankly Winehouse’s superb talent was always obvious to me whereas the Lohan hasn’t shown me a glimmer of it.

    Regardless, it’s hard to watch someone, even someone obscenely privileged as this woman has been, doing a highly public slo-mo crash and burn.

  35. logan says:

    She is not even fun to take pot shoots at any more. Just a sad, sad, tired, used up, ill person who need alot of professional help, which she will never get. I see Daddy is applying for a job at Burger King. Where is Mommy? She makes me think of the movie “What Ever Happened To Baby Jane”. A one time Hollywood child star who looses touch with reality later in life because no one will hire her. Just Sad.

    • Madisyn says:


      Forget ‘later in life’, she’s THERE NOW! A washed up child actress, who NO ONE will hire. Sound familiar?

  36. Jo says:

    Does she really have the inside track on the Elizabeth Taylor role? I just picked up the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue and Lily Collins is styled in a way that makes her look just like ET.

  37. clare says:

    To be fair to Lindsay, The Hollywood Reporter did not publish the rest of Woody’s remarks which were first published in WWD (Women’s Wear Daily)who reported the full exchange.

    “We were just saying hello to her,” Allen explained later of his meeting with Lohan. “I had seen her on New Year’s Eve. She was at a party that I was at, and we were just saying, ‘What a coincidence.’ That was the gist of it. I’ve only met her those two times in my life.”

    That sounded like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    “I hope so,” Allen said.

  38. Zigggy says:

    Yeah, I don’t think Woody Allen is one to judge anyone- he’s a pervert and a sicko. Just because she was his adopted daughter does not make it ok.

  39. Newtsgal says:

    It’s like we are watching her die in slow-motion…….right?

    • duncecap says:

      I think the Lindsay that was full of promise died years ago. But yes, her physical body is slowly dying in front of our eyes.

      I wonder what it’d be like if she went through a battery of tests and scans, MRI– the works. What is the state of her bone density, her liver, kidneys, heart, lungs…. brain?

      As hard as she parties, something very sudden might kill her. A stroke, or a heart-attack. I’d believe it, even at her age. What can someone legally do if a person is a danger to him/herself?

      • Annie says:

        Yep, the outer signs like the tooth loss/decay, the awful, awful skin and the collapsing nose are basically messages from her body screaming “STOP. I CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS” before it starts shutting down her essential organs. Unfortunately she keeps on ignoring those messages.

  40. taxi says:

    The band-aid.

  41. Tweakspotter says:

    Ok stop me if you heard this one: A cracked out half shaved yeti walks into a party….

  42. Madisyn says:

    Let me preface by saying I haven’t read the comments YET, but will talk to all my ‘Crack Cliquers’. That being said, looking at the pictures and probably reading close to all 300 comments on the last thread, I don’t recall one person commenting on this:


    Now in Sept. I understand, its still rather warm in NY. But this is the dead of winter, couldn’t this cow invest in a pair of stockings to cover up those flea bitten, scabbed up, tanning failure extradornaired legs of hers? Honestly! I get that this trick doesn’t wear a bra OR UNDERWEAR (probably) but couldn’t cover up those freckled stems?

    Well I guess when your on your knees in some ‘mens room’ stall giving a quick bj for a couple lines of coke, the stockings would rip anyway. Nevermind.

    • Newtsgal says:

      Its common practice of hookers not to wear undies/stockings, for easy access.

    • Bess says:


      I don’t even want to THINK about the Cracken’s undergarment situation.

      • Madisyn says:


        Angel, its a LITTLE LATE FOR THAT! We’ve seen the ‘concrete red carpet’ walks into court, we KNOW she doesn’t have ‘undergarments’. LMAO

  43. the original bellaluna says:

    Who’s that dude she’s falling into in the header? He’s kinda cute!

    *raises cracktini, scrolls up to read comments*

    • Madisyn says:

      Afternoon Belle, is it THAT time? *clinking glasses*

      Whos that dude? Some guy she blew in the mens room at amfAR for a couple of lines, thats who. (Belle, look at the pic again, he’s even giving the ‘international sign for blow job’) No joke!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        It is absolutely that time! *clinks glasses & waves to the Crack Clique*

        Well, his cuteness stock just plummeted. Anybody who has ever exchanged/shared ANYTHING with Blohan is on my “NEVER To Do” list. ;)

  44. Rio says:

    Oh God, Soon-Yi looks like she’s about to cut a b!tch. That picture is priceless.

  45. sm255 says:

    Lindsay…dear god, what happened to you?

  46. QQ says:

    Yo real talk id be MORTIFIED to read this is the press coverage im getting like that’s how i know she came built with no shame cause any other celebrity would be skulking away somewhere, not her

  47. Madisyn says:

    Could there possibly be trouble in Crackville? From the NYDN

    Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, made the scene — and a scene — in Manhattan on Wednesday night.

    Sources tell us the trouble doll and her hyper-social momager got in an argument at the amfAR gala after-party that ended with the elder Lohan stalking out of the shindig at Double Seven.

    Shortly after LiLo got to the Meatpacking District club, our insider says she ran into her mother — and did not look happy.


    “Lindsay was pissed” that her mom showed up, says the source, adding that the 49-year-old Dina was walking around like it was “junior high.”

    Indeed, hip-hop artist and deejay Theophilus London, who’d performed at the gala earlier that night, tweeted a pic of himself with mama Lohan and the caption, “Lindsey lohan mommy want to get it. Should we give it to her?”

    On the other hand, our source overheard Lindsay telling party guests she “wasn’t drinking.”

    She was very angry, however, and the source says the actress’ ire over her mother crashing her good time led to the two having words.

    Dina “left in a big huff” around 1 a.m., the source reports.

    She told her daughter, “I am so done!” and “ran out,” adds the insider, who says the other guests in the room included Bravo’s Andy Cohen , Heidi Klum and models Carolina Kurkova and Camila Alves , who were “dancing away.”

    Dina was nowhere in sight earlier in the evening, at the amfAR gala at CiprianiWall Street.

    Lindsay arrived there about 7:30, looking like she was channeling Victoria Gotti in a long-sleeve white Tom Ford dress with matching white-blond locks.

    She attempted to make her way into the gala without stopping for press.

    The eruption of camera flashes that coincided with her arrival wasn’t entirely for the often-controversial actress, however.

    A heavily guarded Heidi Klum showed up almost simultaneously to make her first red-carpet dash since splitting with husband Seal .

    Although Klum, who sported a diamond band on her ring finger, wasn’t giving interviews, she was trailed by a camera crew shooting scenes for “Germany’s Next Top Model” and a slew of Teutonic temptresses competing on the show.

    Lohan ended up seated a few tables behind her, next to a model who, a source says, fainted during the meal.

    Weirdly, the insider says Lohan and other guests at the table barely noticed the conked-out catwalker. But other gala-goers did and rushed to her side.

    According to our source, while the thin brunette was being treated, Lohan sat comfortably in her chair and watched the incident from a few feet away without “doing anything.”

    The model, who was overheard telling one of her Samaritans that she hadn’t eaten, was eventually escorted out and left in an ambulance

    • Newtsgal says:

      Damn gurl… are on it today ain’t ya!

    • Bess says:

      this tweet says all that we need to know about the Lohan family and their “”tricks”:

      Indeed, hip-hop artist and deejay Theophilus London, who’d performed at the gala earlier that night, tweeted a pic of himself with mama Lohan and the caption, “Lindsey lohan mommy want to get it. Should we give it to her?”

      • Madisyn says:


        I saw that Wednesday night at the time it was tweeted. We ALL had a good chuckle at that. It could also explain why Blohan was so mad at Mommy at the after-party. Dina was in the mens room doing bj’s and lines that Blohan hadn’t gotten around to yet and was taking away her johns AND coke.

  48. Ginger says:

    Wow! What a downfall from the Mean Girls era. She was so pretty then. I wish someone would conduct a fashion intervention on her (as opposed to the other kind of Intervention…I’m sure that’s taken place more than once to no avail) I would like to see her as a redhead again…closer to her NATURAL color and lose the god awful extensions. That coat has to go too…

    • duncecap says:

      I think if she went red again, her scalp would show through. I even believe that deep down she wants to go back to her old hair, but anything darker would show how thin her hair has gotten. Nevermind that the bleaching and other factors are what’s making it fall out in the first place.

      Also, I think the horrendous new bangs are an effort to hide her hairline.

      • e.non says:

        yep… her hair is soooo thin on top. look at that second photo with her scalp showing thru. and look how far back on the top that has been cut for the bangs.

        she’s a complete mess and will never recover.

    • girlygirl410 says:

      I color my hair blond (not as bleached as hers). I honestly think that her hair is falling out from abuse….abuse to her body. Not only drugs but the lack of nutrition that he drug abuse brings with her addiction. Poor girl, where is her Jamey Spears?

      • hunter says:

        A buddy & I were discussing Lohan’s hair and she pointed out that Gwen Stephani has been bleaching her hair platinum blonde for a million years and still has a full head of healthy locks.

        Can’t just be the coloring…

  49. jesstar says:

    I’m conflicted. On one hand, its sad that she seems intent on joining the 27 Club, but cant even wait to get there. On the other hand I’m sure I’ll be amused when I read of her Crackie Adventures of Fashion Week.

  50. Nanz says:

    I have nothing new to say about LL or her situation. So, I’ll just ask: could that be a wig she’s wearing? It looks too plastic to be extensions. Even the bangs look plastic. So I’m going to guess wig.

    Ok, I just can’t help myself: The only sadness I have left is that for a human being. She may be everything that everyone says about her. But she’s still a human being. So, I guess my sympathy resides in the belief that there’s no other way for her than down, not sympathy for her choices. But I also know/believe that addicts/alcohols lose the power of choice once they take the first drink, hit, whatever. So, there’s that.

    • hunter says:

      Took me awhile to decipher hair situation but now I got it:

      White-ish hair on top is what is left over from natural hair.

      Yellow hair on bottom (including bangs) are extensions.

      Super gross all around. (but no wig)

  51. dena says:

    Look, that guy is carrying her iPhone.

    She must be blitzed out of her skull to let someone else even hold it.

  52. duncecap says:

    I wish we could go back to 10 years ago and show her pictures of herself now. She’s become a cautionary tale. “Don’t become Lindsay Lohan!”

    Wish we could tell young Linsay that.

  53. Aria says:

    OMG! This girls needs help. She used to be a knockout and now she’s unhealthy version of her awful mother. Looks at this two pics:

    Kids, don’t do drugs

    • duncecap says:

      So, so sad. What’s to be done about Lindsay OTHER than using her as a cautionary tale? I had a strange impulse to look up the steps to have someone commited. Its tricky in california, because I think most of those kinds of facilities have shut down, so we have kind of an issue of mentally unsound people wandering homeless.

      First, make sure you yourself are out of harm’s way. Document the illness. I think that part is covered. And then it gets vague. Hospital stays are very short, but you can argue for a longer stay with a strong show of “advocacy”. WTF?

      So basically nothing.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        We have a plethora of mentally ill homeless people in Cali, many of whom are war veterans. It’s shameful.

        I think that once a person reaches 18, it becomes exponentially more difficult to have them “committed” unless it’s required by police, the courts, or voluntary.

        And since UCLA gave Blohan a “clean bill of mental health” I think it would be even harder to get her help.

  54. skuddles says:

    Lohan looks completely wasted and miserable in these pics. I would not be surprised if we’re soon hearing about an OD… suicide attempt, something not good.

  55. SmokinJo says:


  56. the original bellaluna says:

    She’s definitely on the same downward spiral she’s been on for the last 6 or 7 years. The only difference is the speed with which she careens down that slope.

    I cannot imagine that the judge is going to smile upon this; I also doubt she’s actually going to do anything about it.

    Silly me, I was under the impression that The Cracken couldn’t leave Cali until her CS and counseling sessions (for whatever month) were complete.

    Apparently I missed the “We’ll Kiss Your Ass and Let You Get Away With Anything Short of 1st Degree Murder” memo.

    • Madisyn says:


      Doesn’t it just tan your hide that this trick has snowed another p.o. and more importantly for a second time in as many months? Even the fvckin judge changed her next court date to accommodate this ho to hook in NY for a week.

      And on that note, its time for ANOTHER cracktini! Its ALMOST time to get the Treehouse and vodka vat ready for spring.

    • duncecap says:

      She’s definitely on the same downward spiral she’s been on for the last 6 or 7 years. The only difference is the speed with which she careens down that slope.

      This has an air of finality to it that scares me somehow.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Don’t get me wrong, I don’t know her. I’ve just been following her decline via gossip, and that’s my observation.

        She’s not slowing down her partying; she’s not taken any of her 5 (or is it 6?) rehab stays seriously; she’s not taken the “crime & punishment” phase of her life seriously; she’s got no one who really cares whether she lives or dies; and her “career” has been on a steady decline along with her health.

  57. Lisa says:

    This whole situation is just sad.

  58. Mary jones says:

    I dont feel sorry for her. She has had all the resources to clean up but hasn’t. Shes disgusting and why she is still invited to parties and phographed is baffling.

  59. Kim says:

    Woody the pedophile hangs with Lindsay the prostitute. Should be the title of his next terrible film.

  60. ZenB!tch says:

    I have no sympathy for Woody Allen and his Stepford Daughter/Wife. He’s right next to Polanski on my Hollywood dislike list.

    Hollywood Hate List
    2. Woody Allen
    3. Courtney Love
    4. Mel

    • cruiz2 says:

      Could she be “publicly” acting for attention? Otherwise she should be hauled in! Her hair looks wiggy but she does look extra bad for her age. That coat looks like the fur from my dead cat George (RIP)! How could she!!!

      • duncecap says:

        I think that “wiggy” hair is actually her hair. Look closely and you can see her scalp. I think the odd bangs are to hide a bald spot. Its been falling out for years and her so called insider-friends say it just kinda falls out in clumps wherever she goes.

        With friends like those…

    • duncecap says:

      Is there room for Bob Parsons, George Lucas, and Vincent Gallo on that list?

  61. crazycatlady says:

    Radar took photos of this evening to talk about LL allegedly having more plastic surgery. I’m surprised no one here mentioned that she does look tweaked in more ways than one. The most obvious change (I have a hawkeye for these things) is that she got teeth veneers (remember, she used to have little bitty brown chipped front teeth). Side-by-side before/after pics are always helpful. We’d be able to pick apart the work better that way.

  62. moopsie says:

    how does she still afford assistants?

  63. skeptical says:

    umm… wow… where’s the other person who got a look at blohan in profile. girl’s missing her pelvis or something? or is her butt just that flat and saggy to her knees so it’s glossed right over by that suit?

    anyway… I’m also wondering… is that gold purse literally smoking?

    gee if she wanted to get better… she has the resources. She LIKES this, she still gets into parties, she still gets her picture taken, she still gets lots and lots of attention.

    Don’t those sneer-tantrum pics say it all? Don’t harsh her mellow, you’ll just interfere with her enjoying the flashbulbs.

    • Madisyn says:


      Yes her little freckled ass is that flat and saggy. Did you not see the STAGED Hawaii pics in the swimsuit? Although, they weren’t the absolute worst, the Playboy pics came out while she was there and ass stood up half up her back. Not to mention we’ve seen her braless for eons and again, the PB pics had her boobs standing up almost to her chin. Thats how we know the PB shoot was SOMEONE ELSE’S body on her face. They would have been better off using HER body and SOMEONE ELSE’S face!

      • girlygirl410 says:

        Agree 100%. She was a fake for Playboy. They paid her $1mill and they spent half that on photoshop!

  64. leslilly says:

    Her coat. WTFrack?!? It looks like she killed the Grinch and used his fur on the edges :(

    • hillbillygirl45 says:

      You are spot on about the coat! LMFAO! All jokes aside, this girl seems to be barely hanging on……….she needs some new peeps to be around….and by new I mean clean and sober……

  65. hillbilly in the corner says:

    I know I’m late to the party ladies but I just had to point out something that is driving me bonkers in thos pictures….the two pictures the coat …notice all the Orbs in the pictures ? and what the blue blazes is that filmly looking smoking thingie trying to manifast in the pictures on the mans jacket on the left ..its in the air between the jacket and the purse hes holding and looks like smoke but unless he’s got a cigerette hidden in that purse or the purse is on fire…what the hell is it…????? and I see auras sometimes and I can see one around her that almost black…very very bad….

    • mary simon says:

      @ hillbilly in the corner: you are very observant. these pictures are eerie. we’re so distracted with her wretched hair and teeth and face and fashion failures that we don’t notice what’s going on around her. wonder if this stuff has popped up in other photos of her? i will be watching more closely from now on. this girl is in trouble.

  66. Chrissy says:

    I don’t think she’s even wearing extensions anymore- that’s a full on wig. That coat is hideous.

  67. Jayna says:

    It’s sad that she can’t see her natural looks is what made her pretty and unique. Now she just looks like a bleached blond wannabe C list actor. I thought she has fillers in her cheeks. I am beginning to think implants. She was so striking with her auburn hair before plastic surgery. She looks old now.
    Her mouth WTF? She tried to look classy. I am sad for the girl she once was.

  68. Lavender says:

    She could have had an amazing career, but it’s over. I don’t think there is anything left for this girl other than turning into the next Anna Nicole Smith.

  69. Penguen says:

    There is no reason to feel sorry for her. She has been called out on her addictions, her illegal actions, and her craziness bazillions of times. She has a plethora of resources at her fingers to help her overcome her problems, and she refuses to take advantage of them.

    How many times has she been to rehab at a fancy locale? Could you or I ever dream of affording these places if we ever battled with addiction? She can, and she has squandered every chance to recover. All her talent, all her resources, every single avenue that she could actually use to get better (options that aren’t available to us peons) has been wasted.

    I have a relative that is a slave to addiction as well. There is no money to get her into rehab, and as a result, the entire family suffers. It absolutely infuriates me that the Cracken has every resource at her fingertips, and not only refuses them, but then blows her money on drugs and plastic surgery.

    I have zero empathy for her.

    And where is Innocent in all this? Did Dina finally get tired of spin control?

  70. ViloDeMenus says:

    You can see her hair plugs from 6ft away, how sad she’s losing all of her real hair from that color stripping that is being passed off as a hair color. Really sad looking. Usually I don’t feel sorry for her but she’s getting balder than Joan Collins, and she’s only 25.

  71. OliviaHollywood says:

    Ironically the movie Parent Trap is on in the background and my children are mesmerized by the young Lindsay in the movie, and so am I. What a beautiful, bright, talented girl. I am finding it hard to look at these pictures in front of me and relate that this is what has become of her. I hope she hangs in there and turns it all around.

  72. Penguin says:

    This is so sad. This girl needs an intervention but it won’t happen cos she’s surrounded by shit people. No one cares enough, they just want to get what they can out of her. She looks older than her mom at this point.

  73. Boo says:

    I think she is cracking up (no real pun intended). Remember the story about how she sent her assistant to accost someone she thought was taking her picture at the CM last week–but that person was taking a pic of an empty chair?

    Well, the article below talks about her getting all upset because she thought someone was taking her picture at the Standard Hotel’s Kills show. Of course, the person was taking a picture OF THE BAND.

    So she goes out in public–wants to be papped or she wouldn’t go–but has begun to freak out because all her pictures get her such a negative response. I think she is caught between the desperate desire to be loved (which she perceives as being the reason people take her picture) and the horribly hurtful remarks that she gets when the pictures come out, which stands in stark contrast to the “love” she is supposed to be getting (and feels she deserves…and has probably been one of her primary sources of self estem for a while now). Or does she just not want candids, because she can’t control them?

    Where are my psychiatrist and psychologist friends here? What is going on?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      She’s probably having some drug-induced hallucinations; possibly some long-term brain damage due to excessive drug abuse.

      As for the pix, I think she doesn’t want “candids” taken because she won’t get the money for releasing them to the tabloids.

  74. Boo says:

    Also, I have come to the conclusion that the idea of blaming other people for not intervening on her behalf is more enabling bullshit for her. We don’t know who has stepped in to try to help; we do know the courts have ordered her to get help, and she has refused. I believe that she is solely responsible for choosing this lifestyle a long time ago and continuing to choose it every day despite the fact that it has led her into every sort of pain and trouble imaginable.

    • Bess says:

      Boo, i think an intervention would be almost impossible b/c her mother is her #1 enabler.

      Also I bet she freaks out over getting her photo taken by randoms b/c she doesn’t get a cut of the $ if they sell it to the tabloids.

    • duncecap says:

      I had a whole argument set up about enabling and chucked it. The truth is it doesn’t matter in the long run as long as something is done and it works.

      I know this is wishful thinking and 95% futile, but would we really hold her past against her if Lindsay did a 180% degree turn and went clean? Say she becomes a total health-nut. Goes back to school. Goes to counseling and *gasp* takes it seriously?!! Say she gets over her constant need for attention and all the daddy issues. She gets her finances together, lives within her means, and only does character bits or small roles in small films with no thought to fame or coke-money being the endgame?

      The arguing about who’s responsible for LL and how responsible she is for herself would be forgotten. IMHO she just needs one person who doesn’t coddle her.

      I honestly think the closest thing LL has to a non-dysfunctional relationship is her court hearings with the judges.

      • Boo says:

        I’ll agree with you about the judge if, upon Lindsay’s return to CA, she is taken into custody and made to serve her jail sentence as a result of leaving CA before her CS had been completed for the month, as per the judge’s orders. If she goes back and gets another GLOWING report, then we can add Judge Stephie to the pile of yes men and women who’ve been bought off.

        As for one person who needs to stand up to her, that one person is Lindsay herself. No one can do it for her, and no one can get through to her unless she decides she wants to be reached.

  75. Meanchick says:

    The coat looks like it was a wardrobe costume reject. Propositioning rich men for “gifts?” She is delusional. Does she think she IS Liz Taylor? I hope the casket, flowers and cemetary plot are all picked out and ready.

  76. nischi says:

    God, she used to be beautiful. When will she realise that she f’ed up her looks forever.

  77. girlygirl410 says:

    Lets analize the second photo. Do you see the wrinkiles on her colar bone just under her chin….yuck! I am 10 years older than this trick and I don’t have that! WTF

  78. girlygirl410 says:

    First of all, you do not wear white when you have blond hair. Unless you have a tan.

    Second,you are not Angelinna Jolie and the emrald earrings look cheap.

    Third, girl,lay off the drugs. Hot mess is whay you are.

  79. jamie says:

    She needs to get rid of that horrible bleached out hair ! she looks like shes in her 40′s! Her face looks jacked up ,someone give this woman a makeover asap!

  80. GT says:

    I am so scared for her. She looks so tired and if she doesn’t get help it’s only a matter of time, just like Whiteny and Amy. Addiction is a monster and it will steal your soul.

  81. Thelma says:

    Whitney RIP. Who will we blame when Lindsay ODs? Is there NO adult in her life to help her turn her life around? This is heartbreaking to watch.

    • skuddles says:

      Well there actually is one adult who could turn her life around – Lindsay herself. I suspect if she should die, people will be quick to blame her parents (and rightfully so – they are as irresponsible and dysfunctional as they come) but the fact remains, Lindsay is an adult and only she can choose to sober up and get her life on track. And likewise, only she can allow herself to die from her addictions.

  82. Grl_In_The_Corner says:

    She looks like Dana Plato in the pictures #3 and #4.

  83. bang says:

    she looks horrible! i used to be lindsay’s fan. i love watching “the parent trap”. i don’t understand why can’t she just leave her stupid social life when she have us all.

  84. Bess says:

    Has Lohan been to any of the shows during NY Fashion Week?

  85. kimberly says:

    she looks just like her mother

  86. Cece says:

    Why is someone else holding her purse? and is it on fire?!