Heidi Klum and Kelly Osbourne in yellow at Elton John Oscars party: so fug?

I like the new trend of canary as a “pop” of color, when used sparingly as an accessory. I even bought a canary purse this season, but then I returned it because it wasn’t what I expected. (I thought the color was cool, but it wasn’t a big enough purse inside.) But canary rarely works as a full solid-color look. Case in point are Heidi Klum and Kelly Osbourne, both trying to work this ugly yellow color.

Look at Heidi Klum in this super short terry cloth-looking scifi Atelier Versace. She wore this to the Elton John foundation Oscar viewing party. When you’ve got a body like this, why would you dress like an alien that William Shatner would have seduced for a one-off episode of Star Trek circa 1969? Just because you can? Every day is Halloween for this woman. Including her makeup. Metallic shadow with black liner and clumpy mascara. You can do so much better Heidi!

I actually like Kelly Osbourne’s light yellow party dress – on someone else. Paired with her pinkish gray hair and mawkish red lipsit just looks ridiculous on her. This dress is world’s better than that awful mess of a Bagdley Mischa she had on for her red carpet coverage. (Actually on second look the whole of the dress is quite stunning. I was probably just distracted by her puff of hair.) It was comical hearing fashion commentary coming from someone in such a hideous dress with such bad hair, but she was pretty nice to the celebrities overall and liked a lot of the fashion that I found questionable. So at least she’s consistent.

Look at this flowy lemon colored dress again on Kelly. It’s so pretty from the neck down and yet she makes it look trashy, doesn’t she?

Her hair looks way better there than it did on the red carpet. It was puffy and sideswept and the color was pink gray with brown roots peeking through. An awful combination.

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  1. Shelly says:

    Heidi most always dresses horribly. That dress is no exception.

  2. dorothy says:

    This is the worst I have seen Heidi look. Tragic.

    • Maguita says:

      Actually, Heidi’s dress would have been PERFECT for the Music Awards, or some kind of MTV award. But not for an Oscar after party. It looks like something Nikki Minaj would wear (with crazier hair and shoes of course, let’s give credit where credit is due).

      Ah, Kelly… She is still trying to find the right cut for her ever changing body. Still not crazy about the hair.That hair is reminiscent of Tweety Bird’s Millionaire Meemaw.

    • TXCinderella says:

      Heidi still has a great body, but she needs to realize that she is not 25 anymore. She dresses way younger than she should. I’m not saying she should dress like an old lady, but appropriately for her age.

  3. merski says:

    Sorry if this sounds a little mean, but Kelly has a major sweaty pit issue. It just ruins the whole look, cause I find the dress quite cute. Someone really needs to advise her to invest in a sport speedstick or something…

    • MsLib says:

      I think that is the design of the dress.

    • Erinn says:

      A sports speedstick probably wont cut it. Trust me- you can’t be oblivious to how much you sweat, but it’s not always as simple as using sport speedstick. I can use the clinical strength stuff and still have pit marks at times. It’s a really sucky thing to deal with /:

      • merski says:

        That is true. I am familiar with the problem, cause there was a time, as a teen, when I had to use a strong anti-perspirant you could only get in the pharmacy. I’m just a little surprised she’s not trying to cover up the problem a little by using the correct designs and colours, which wouldn’t make her problem so obvious. I’d be very self conscious about it being in the public eye and getting photographed so often…

      • Jaxx says:

        And those silky type fabrics just make the sweat issue so much worse.

    • TXCinderella says:

      Excessive sweating can be controlled by botox. I do like the yellow dress on Kelly though. Very pretty dress.

  4. The Truth Fairy says:

    WOW. If you’re going to get a permanent ink tattoo on your body in a language you don’t speak, check to make sure it’s correct!! There is no excuse for errors!

    “Je vous aime la maman”????? LOL!!! Who uses “vous” with their mother?? And who calls their mom “la maman”? Jeez!

    It’s “Je t’aime maman”….

    • merski says:

      AHAHAH, I couldn’t make out what it says at first. Oh man, that is hysterical… :D

    • podzol says:

      I know! Using Google Translate before going to the tattoo parlor — not the brightest idea. ;)

    • Malificent says:

      Thank you Truth Fairy. Or I would have spent all day walking around thinking that I was the one with the rusty French. I kept hoping it was just some turn of phrase that I’d never heard before….

      • MW says:

        Yeah thanks about that tattoo. And Heidi – nothing wrong with yellow as much as is wrong with the style, fabric and weird gold inserts in that dress. Gads. To think she chose that, when these celebs have every designer and dress under the sun to chose from. I really think Heidi likes the space alien vibe.

  5. samanthalous says:

    I lover her hair, that color just suits her not everyone can carry I think she does it well. Can we have another story on Angelina.

  6. Nev says:

    kelly looks alright in the yellow.

  7. nikzilla37 says:

    I like Kelly’s dress. Is she getting her tattoos lasered off?

  8. Kimbob says:

    Kelly Osbourne…I just don’t get it w/her. What’s she done to be “famous” other than her big potty mouth? Honestly, any person blogging on Celebitchy could have done a better job stylistically and would’ve looked better than Kelly Osbourne.

    Sorry…she looks so trashy w/those tats. No more class these days…women & tats…just my humble opinion. That one on her back…gimme an effin break! She looks like she should be wearing a pair of leather pants and halter top on the back of a Harley…just saying. She’s a nobody.

    Heidi? I dunno…that’s just Heidi, you know? She’s brave, but at least she looks better than anyone else that would put that get-up on, that’s for sure. Heidi deserves so much better than to be grouped w/Kelly Osbourne in a post here.

    • MsLib says:

      Gotta agree with you about the tats. I thought I liked tattoos but the more I see, especially when these women are in fancy gowns, the more tacky I think it looks. Men can wear long sleeves etc. but women’s bodies are out there.
      I would advise all young people to go into laser surgery for a career.

      • MST says:

        I don’t have a problem with a tattoo if it’s discreet and can be covered up. My son has one on his forearm, and that’s not too bad, but he also has one on his neck! And he wonders why he has trouble finding a job.

    • Brigitte says:

      And the big ‘salty dog, arrrr’ anchor on her arm…so tacky. She is trashy and a pretty pale yellow dress can’t disguise that.

    • Gimmeabreak says:

      Not sure what’s worse…her nasty hair or those ugly tattoos. I don’t have a problem with tattoos but hers are so ugly and random. An anchor on her forearm? What is she, Popeye? Ruins what hopes she had of ever being pretty.

  9. DeeDee says:

    Osborne looks fat. She is gaining weight. Again. Spanx doesn’t help. Karma is a bitch.

  10. Snowangel says:

    At least Kelly is wearing her dress. Heidi’s dress is wearing her, she looks very uncomfortable in it. One size bigger maybe, couple of inches longer. Change color to black, viiola!

  11. brin says:

    I don’t mean to offend anyone, but Kelly’s anchor arm tattoos look ridiculous with such a feminine dress. And I didn’t like her red carpet dress at all.

  12. Kim says:

    Both are hideous dresses. Neither fits either one properly either.

  13. Aiobhan says:

    I don’t hate Heidi’s dress but I don’t like it either. It does not accentuate any of her best attributes: it flattens her bust, he butt looks like a pancake, and just looks uncomfortable to wear. The shoes do not go with that dress. Her legs look killer though.

    I like Kelly but the yellow dress is not her at her best. I think I would like this more if her lips were not red and the dress was maybe to the knee. Or if the pleats were not at the waist. She looks fantastic in the black dress though. It fits like a glove.

  14. Asli says:

    For Heidi this isn’t the best post-separation outfit. MTV, yes. Oscars party, no. If she’s trying to go ”look what you lost, Seal” it isn’t really working. She looks alien-ish.

    Kelly – No words. Oh wait, I found one: Hideous.

  15. Lisa says:

    “Everyday is Halloween”…


  16. Kimlee says:

    Heidi: I really not likeing the dress but I love the color on her.

    Kelly: dress yellow dress is ok it could have been better if her hair was a different color and she wasn’t so orange bad tan and i hate the black one.

    On a side note were was Madonna? Wasn’t her movie up for somthing and with her resent attention seeking ways I would have that she would have been there.

  17. Julie says:

    Osburne’s dress looks great on her, minus dark red lip stick and gray hair. I like Heidi, but she looks hideous here.

  18. Tweakspotter says:

    Heidi…I have no words

    Kelly PLEASE fix that dreadful hair color…PLEASE!!

  19. amanda says:

    Kelly’s yellow dress would have looked beautiful on Michelle Williams. The pit stains and tats really make it look trashy.

  20. Lem says:

    Heidi- too tight too short (as always) great color!
    Kelly- both of her dresses look made for Michelle Williams body and personality

  21. MMF says:

    Heidi looks really bad.

    And the tats on Kelly, they really class things up.
    Why anyone wants to color on their body, I have never understood.

    Tats look trashy on pretty much everyone. imo

    • Jayna says:

      Kelly has said she regrets getting them and wants to get them removed. She needs to get started. They look awful.

    • Jayna says:

      Kelly has said she regrets getting them and wants to get them removed. She needs to get started. They look awful.

  22. Dawn says:

    Well I love Heidi so it is hard to say that this is not a good look for her. I don’t like the dress and I don’t like the shoes (you can almost see the bunions growing) but I love her makeup and I love her hair and I would almost kill for those legs. Kelly looks okay. She needs to get over the hair being grey thing however.

  23. imabrat says:

    I really don’t find Heidi Klum that attractive to begin with and put her in yellow and it’s even worse.

  24. ladybert62 says:

    Ms Osborne’s appearance is ALWAYS ruined by those tacky tattoos. And I even like the yellow dress she is wearing and the dress in the second picture of her is good also – the tattoos: NOT!.

    Ms. Klum looks awful in those space-suit dress – dump it Heidi.

  25. lucy2 says:

    Heidi is so pretty, but all of her fashion choices have been awful in recent years.
    Kelly’s giant, dark, ill placed arm tattoos ruin any look she goes for.

  26. Jayna says:

    Heidi, her hair darker, pulled back, just makes her look older. She now needs softness around her face because it’s thin and has lines.

    The dress isn’t bad, but for some reason it makes me think of a dress the Jetsons would wear.

    I love Kelly’s black dress on her. It’s very flattering. The yellow looks kind of Easter Sunday-ish.

  27. BetsyD says:

    I have to give Heidi credit for trying out different looks. She has an amazing figure and mixes it up and gets attention for that. In turn this gives her more exposure as well as the designer. The clumpy mascara on the other hand – I cannot defend.

    I don’t get the Kelly O thing. She is famous for being Ozzy’s kid, no? I could do without her.

  28. Tuatara says:

    I don’t think she is fat at all. She has a really square head, though. That makes her look a lot fatter.

  29. AnnieC says:

    I like Heidi’s dress, I just wish she’d worn it a little bit longer! Also, I love Kelly’s yellow dress – beautiful – & I like her other choice too – I think she makes the yellow dress ‘look trashy’ because we know so much about Kelly & her rather foul mouth!

  30. Shamozzle says:

    This incessant need for people to wear red lipstick, just coz. Stop it. Stop it right now.

    Kelly looks fug, the hair is atrocious, whatever look she was going for she clearly missed by a country mile.

    Heidi, time to grow up love.

  31. Maria says:

    it was so distracting watching Kelly on the red carpet show…all I could see was those tats! If only they weren’t in such a visible spot. One looks like an anchor, it reminds me of Popeye or something..it makes her forearms look big and masculine. I guess I’m old fashioned…I like girls to look like girls, without distractions of body art which will look horrible when those arms aren’t so young anymore. As for Heidi, WOW, she has an amazing figure after those children..I must commend her on obvious discipline and hard work..but, I concur, she always looks sort of hard or overdone..not sure how to describe what it is I see on any red carpet but there’s just something about her choices that never seems to work. The hair usually isn’t great either. I wonder if she has a stylist?

  32. Redd says:

    Kelly’s mouth reminds me of the Rocky Horrow Picture Show! OOOOOOOOOOO

  33. Jaxx says:

    What size are Heidi’s FEET?

  34. Ally says:

    What is Kelly Osbourne doing on Fashion Police? She is such a boring twit, she really ruins the show. As long as something has a couture tag on it she loves it & has nothing funny or insightful to say besides wondering if her Hollywood C-list friends (and Lourdes) are going to hate her.

    Fire that chick and hire someone who’s an asset to the kvetchfest.

  35. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    I want Heidi’s shoes. Love Kelly’s homage to Bridesmaids…

    Kelly bugs me ever since she started calling Xtina fat. She’s just hating on Xtina because, as messed up as she may be, she has an actual career, and didn’t make it in the industry because of who her parents are.

    BTW Kelly, thanks for making me defend Xtina, I hate that bitch.

  36. mememe says:

    Love yellow. Neither hit the right note.