CB and I think it’s kind of cheap when a blog just puts photos up with little to no commentary, but sometimes there are simply no words. These are photos of Tom Hardy at the Prince’s Trust Awards in London today. The last time we saw Tom, he was promoting This Means War, and he totally had a beard. That early February. His beard has grown out even more at this point. And I still find his beard incredibly sexy. I mean… that’s like a chin afro. And I still want to lick it.
Tom has been an ambassador for The Prince’s Trust since 2010. That’s the umbrella organization for many of Prince Charles’s charitable work, by the way. Benedict Cumberbatch is also an ambassador for the organization. There’s a thought… Cumberbatch and Hardy… and me. OMG. OMG. I can barely type.
So for me, this is less of a “Would you hit it?” type of situation and more of a “How hard would you hit it?” thing. And my answer is YES and HARD. Gah.
PS… I just saw the gold chain. He’s such a chav, I know. But my answer is still YES and HARD. Imagine that between your thighs, and tell me your answer wouldn’t be the same.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
No way. That thing is probably full of germs or fungus.
And he looks oily.
I’d hit that… with a truck.
LOL
Honestly, I would only hit it if I had the honours of shaving off that darn beard!
LOL! Apart from the man-fur, this the best (least bloated) he’s looked in a while.
Ew.
Do. not. want.
It’s kind of nasty-hot. But I’m struggling more with the skeeved out mess on his head than with the chin-fro. I love a bearded beast, but GOOD LAWD, that stuff on top is just about inexcusable.
(er….yes. hard).
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Hahahaha so true!
i care less about the beard and more about what looks like the amazing bulge in his pants.
hel-lo.
lol 😀 ….but true -_-
Thank you Yael, just what I was thinking!
Yawl that was the next thing I noticed after the beard! Lol!! The cut of his pants makes me want to hit it after he showers and shaves
Since “Inception”, I’ve thought that Tom Hardy is hot. However, after seeing him in “This Means War”, I want to NAIL IT TO THE WALL (to borrow your expression, Kaiser). My only problem with the afro beard is that it’s hiding his scrumptious lips.
Mmmm, totally suckable lips!
Tom Hardy in a suit with a firearm. Oh. My. GAH. The man fur is hiding his glorious lips.
His beard might be attractive if it were properly clipped. As it is, he looks like Castro..
But, there is always -a brown bag..
That is exactly what I thought. Put a brown bag on his head and ONLY have sex at night or completely in the dark and I would be all over him. Like someone else wrote I only need to worry about the pants area than than nasty beard and the oil slick/losing clumps of his hair situation on his head.
The only good thing about that monstrosity on his face is that I have finally noticed how beautiful his eyes are.
See- every cloud has a silver lining!
I would hit him clean shaven and with clean hair. His beard looks a bit like a chia pet and his hair. Ugh. Too much product.
I hate him with a beard, but yes. Every. Damn. Time. YES.
Um…I’ll take 2 please!! That thing needs a trim but he’s still fiiiine! Saw him in This Means War…even his laugh gives me a little tickle ‘down there’. 😉
nope.
What happened to him? He used to be so hot. That beard is horrendous.
The beard is preparation for Mad Max: Fury Road which they start shooting in April.
Like he said, “It’s not always about sexy”, in this case it’s all about dedication for a role he’s going to play.
I prefer my Tom Hardy with no beard but I would still hit it with the power of a thousand fiery suns.
Frequently and with meaning.
Anything is better than the bald look he had for the Batman movie. Lol.
He just needs a little beard maintenance. I can do that when I’m ‘sitting’ on his lap.
I would hit that hard. Although, with that beard you can’t see his nice, blump lips.
tom hardy can get it. any day, any way. beard or no beard. who gives a shit what movies he’s been in, he can get in my bed any time.
I would let that hit me 24/7 – no stop words, anyway he liked …. coz you just know he is filth in the sack
Charlize Theron adopted a little boy. What the what?! Tom Hardy I would hitm Charlize Theron adopted a little boy.
it’s for his next role and when i see his beard, i think it’s as ugly as Christian ‘s Oscar beard last year but less awful than Brad Pitt’s Big Foot beard
TOM HARDY IS AMAZING IN THE FILM ”BRONSON” YOU NEED TO SEE IT, IT IS SOOOOOOO DISTURBING BECAUSE ITS A TRUE STORY
I’d sooooo hit it. Beard or no beard. We can play Tarzan or some sh-t. Monkey sex it up all over this mother——.
SO HARD.
also now I’m going to spend the rest of the day dreaming about Tom Hardy and the Cumberbatch……GAH!
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Chav… yes…. unfortunately yes… but Id still do him…
This is the type of post that has me giggling while I try to work, snort into my coffee, and lust for licking beards. 🙂
Tom Hardy is pretty dirty hot. Greasy sexy. Debaucherrific Dong. The kind you would almost want to regret, but can’t because it was SO. FLIPPING. GOOD.
That said, he’s a little grimy in the head area, but the lips and overall appeal – however sleazy, dirty it is – trumps all.
Amen. I am speed reading through all the posts at 11 pm because I didn’t have time since morning. I’m grinning ear to ear on this one. I am loving this bearded Tom. Give it to me, Tom 😉
Beards are hot. I am digging scruffy Clooney too, in the other post. Sweet beans! 😀
Seriously. This guy could roll around in turd! and still tickle my fancy with his fluffy chin!
The chip pan hair doo is slightly too far no?
I guess I’m the only one that likes his beard and hair the way they are. More for me – woohoo!
Good Lord. I think he is normally really sexy, and I’m probably one of the few women in the world who actually likes, not just tolerates, facial hair; but these pictures are giving me the F*ck Nos!. Why, Tom, why?
Those beautiful lips surrounded by shredded wheat! Eeewww!
I would hit it with a bag full of razors.. brrr. Well groomed facial hair is nice (on most men). This kind of beard is only acceptable if you’ve been roughing it across the Siberian tundra for a few months.
I actually like beards, so I’m not bothered by his chin bush. I like his laugh and his smile and . . . ok I’m not feeling that gelled up hair situation but I’m feeling everything else and I’d especially love to feel what’s in his pants. So yeah, I’d hit it till it broke off.
(Can’t believe Reese seriously chose FDR over him in This Means War?)
Yes – I would hit that in a heart beat, HARD AS YOU KNOW WHAT, but – With a pillow shoved over his face! : )
Nope, can’t get behind you on this one; he’s just Willie Nelson kind of funky to me right there. On a side note, did you ever see Layer Cake with Tom in it? He played the Chemist that was trying to pay off his college debt by working for Daniel Craig cutting coke. That’s the first time my panties got wet for this guy; today dry as the Sahara looking at that pic.
I hope this is for a role, because he looks creepy and disgusting, and don’t get me wrong. I find Tom very attractive but just not like this.
Sexy voice and charismatic actor. But not overly hot. Sorry
I’d sit on that beard.
…and giggle when it tickles! Hell yeah!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
ITA
“that’s like a chin afro” hahaha im still laughing at this
eh, NO. But you reminded me of Cumberbatch.. I need to take a shower.
I would not hit that at all. Ever. His mouth skeeves me out, covered with mustachios or not.
He just did a stint through Siberia for charity. Its why he grew out the beard, he’s probaly keeping it for Mad Max (starts filming soon). Would I hit it? Yes, because you know he’s a beast and his voice alone is enough for me to hit it.
Tom, even though I prefer you without the beard, my response to the question, “would I hit that?” Yes, any way you slice it, I would hit that. I love you Tom : )
I’D HIT IT, BEARD OR NO BEARD. LOL ITS STILL TOM HARDY. HE IS GORGEOUSLY HOT. 🙂
He is gently chav. Not too much. Just imagine he is channeling Ernest Hemingway by way of Birmingham but his mother was born into a noble but poor family.
Sometimes the chav is a put on. I think Harry wants it but just can’t.
A sordid weekend? I am down for it.
I might but I wouldn’t tell anybody.
Oh man! Yesssss. With no beard, Tom is so damn sexy and masculine… I can just imagine him saying incredibly dirty things to me in that hot-ass accent of his while we did the nastiest of nasty!!!! I would hit thay s*** hard as hell all damn day!