Yesterday, I saw a story about Lindsay Lohan’s $80,000 Porsche and how paparazzi got some photos of the gigantic scrape across the passenger side of the car. I thought about writing something on it, but I decided to wait until I could find a report explaining how the Cracken managed to ruin her Porsche. Well, this doesn’t explain it specifically, but it does explain how Lohan is a self-defeating crackhead who can never stay on the right side of the law for too many months in a row. TMZ reports that while LL was out last night (because she’s out every night, because she’s not a “homebody”), she struck someone with her car, and then FLED THE SCENE. Because that’s what the Cracken does. She clips people, babies, anything, and she drives off.
Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene … TMZ has learned. Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday.
We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.
Cops were called, came to the scene, interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge — including the manager who was lightly struck — and then left.
We’re told Lindsay may have been the one who called police to protect herself from paparazzi, and that’s why cops came.
Sources at the scene say the manager may not have suffered any injury. If that’s the case, Lindsay probably did not violate any law, but if he was injured that could constitute the crime of hit and run. What’s more, it could be grounds to violate her probation in the shoplifting case.
UPDATE: Cops tell TMZ … they have investigated and determined no one was injured so as far as they are concerned it’s case closed. They added it could be reopened if the person struck contacts them later and claims injury.
[From TMZ]
Why does this always happen to The Cracken? Not the hit-and-run part – obviously, that’s who she is as a person, and that makes her disgusting and dangerous. No, why does it always happen that whoever LL has attacked, clipped, beaten or assaulted never presses charges? Or that none of these people ever wants to make a fuss, or that they’ll simply take a payoff and keep quiet, or that they’ll file a civil claim years after the fact? If Lohan ever clipped me in her car, or threw a drink at me or assaulted me, I would press charges. I would stand there and tell the cops to arrest her dumb ass and I would demand that the DA file charges. Is LL really so clever that she only attacks, assaults or RUNS OVER people who will never file charges against her?
UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting this:
The plot thickens … Sources tell us, the club manager who Lindsay struck has gone to the emergency room and we’re told he is going to press charges and hire an attorney. Cops told us they will open a hit-and-run investigation if the manager files a report.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the 26-year-old manager was standing by his car when Lindsay was attempting a 3-point turn and she grazed his knee and his car. We’re told the manager didn’t know who Lindsay was at first and he told the paparazzi on scene and police that he didn’t need medical attention. Cops say he was told the driver was Lindsay but he said he wasn’t from this country and didn’t know who she was. We’re told a short time later he began complaining he was injured.
TMZ spoke to an eyewitness who also says the manager was fine and actually “got up and started smoking his hookah.”
[Via TMZ]
For God’s sake. FILE CHARGES. Don’t go for the payoff. File charges.
UPDATE #2: Radar is now reporting the incident too, but their version is slightly different – they claim LL first hit this dude’s CAR, and when the dude got out of his car to talk to her, SHE SPED OFF and hit the dude. Hit-and-run on a car and a person.
These photos are from a few nights ago, when LL and Ali Lohan were partying at the Marmont. Of course. Because she’s such a homebody.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
She looks so much better in her natural ginger look!!
She looks like one of those Fanning girls in the header picture, and her hair does look a little like a wig, although the color is much better than her Dina blonde, but lets move on to that nose! That’s a picture that really shows the rebuilt tip. I wouldn’t be surprised if there wasn’t something synthetic in there.
Yep, she does. Now get rid of the lip fillers, go on a retreat, quit drinking, lose the bloat, and maybe, just maybe, you will get your looks back.
P.S. Lyndsay, if you can’t stand staying home by yourself, throw yourself into helping others. You stay busy, AND you get to be around real people who can show you how to be a better human. Otherwise, you will always be stuck on going backwards being and hanging with parasitical drunk and stoned leeches. Hollywood loves a genuine comeback.
Good Luck!
OMG! How can you say she looks better? It just reminds people who much worse she looks now than her Mean Girls days.
For one…that dent in her nose?! Looks like cocaine nose job. Her cheeks are over-filled and that new grill makes her look like Johnny Depp’s version of Willy Wonka.
Lindsay is a perfect example of why professional photographers should get paid bank. They can make her broke look appear avant garde.
I meant that that white blonde made her looked washed out, the red suits her better… as for her nose and the plastic surgery, yes, I agree she has messed with her face, but I would rather look at her with the auburn hair vs. the ughly blonde!
I still think her hair looks disgusting. It might be a more natural colour but it still looks bad. It looks like 50% better than the 100% horrible straw she was sporting a couple weeks back.
She’s still a mess.
Yeah, her nose is looking more “hooked” than before, but that’s a cocaine nose job, not a surgical one.
Absolutely! Orange-red-ginger is her colour, she should stick to it and never ever abandon it.
Also, less chemical colouring might do some good to those poor, fried brain cells – those who survived permanent crack-damage, I mean.
The hair color and teeth make her look 1,000 percent better. But, as somebody above pointed out, her nose is disintegrating. The tip is knobby, from the top of the nose sinking inwards. Google Tara Parker Tomlinson damaged nose, and you’ll see what LL’s nose is headed towards if she doesn’t knock off the snorting cocaine.
Now people before you jump to the wrong conclusions, I am sure that Lindsay was at the club to meet with the executives from Life Time to finish the details on her upcoming Liz Taylor movie.
Was that scarcasm?
Yes, Sheldon it was.
Well, Bazinga then.
Please, you twit. I am sure that Matt Lauer wants a do over.
can i just say one and only positive thing about her? she looks healthier with auburn hair and for a moment she fooled me! but hey a crackie still is a crackie! even with a ginger wig on.
The Cracken would die if she ceased being out of the clutches of the legal system. Her life depends on it!
Well, at least her hair has improved?
😀
god.
I have come to the conclusion that this girl has no concept of right and wrong or any moral values whatsoever. Or, she’s just dumb as dirt.
Amen sister. I’m going with “dumb as dirt”.
And just to make things interesting, I’ll vote the other way, and say that she has no sense of right and wrong. Isn’t that one of the classic signs of a psychopath?
And here’s some advice for Lohan: those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it – this is her second hit and run, will there be more shoplifting and drink throwing right around the corner?
badrockandroll–she definitely shows signs of being a sociopath (no sense of right or wrong, no empathy for others, no concern for anyone but herself, tendency toward pathological lies, no sense of conscience, there is often criminal behavior, a coldness disguised as warmth at times, charisma, etc.), but not so much with psychopathy. For her to be a psychopath she would have to have episodic or ongoing total breaks from reality (by this I mean in touch with reality in no way whatsoever–thinks she’s an alien or Jesus, hears voices telling her to do things, etc…that sort of thing) combined with many sociopathic traits. Sadly, I know this because one of my sons is a sociopath. 🙁 It’s a terrible thing, and very sad. It’s ruled our lives for almost 16 years now. He’s tortured; we’re tortured. Sociopaths are actually in touch with reality…their view of it and way of conducting themselves within it is just very warped, so to most people it looks like they aren’t in touch with it at all. But psychopathy is a whole different sort of out of touch with reality.
Thanks for correcting me Jessica – it’s very pathetic for me to confess this, but I was relying on dormant memories of tv crime shows when I posted. I thank heaven that I have no personal knowledge. But I still stand on my armchair diagnosis that LL is amoral.
I wish you strength with your ordeal.
@badrocknroll I think a better term for her is narcissistic. If you look up narcissistic personality disorder and see the symptoms I think that describes Lindsay perfectly.
She is not dumb at all, she’s just a delusional asshole.
It is totally incorrect to say that psychopaths/sociopaths don’t know right from wrong. They DO know the difference, they just don’t care.
Don’t diagnose people you don’t know from information you got from a T.V. show!
“For her to be a psychopath she would have to have episodic or ongoing total breaks from reality (by this I mean in touch with reality in no way whatsoever–thinks she’s an alien or Jesus, hears voices telling her to do things, etc…that sort of thing) combined with many sociopathic traits.”
This is COMPLETELY incorrect. You are talking about schizophrenia or psychosis. NOT psychopathy – totally different.
There is no standardized difference, clinically speaking, between sociopathy, psychopathy and ASPD.
Armchair psychologists spreading completely wrong information…not good.
I would press charges too! Poor CA…earthquakes, mudslides, and the cracken!
My dad (from Michigan) used to say we had seasons in Cali: fires; floods; mudslides; and earthquakes.
Of course, that was pre-Cracken!
Deja vu’ and another 6 year cycle begins….
Both and she still can’t get her dirty fingers out of her mouth.
That woman behind her in the first pic is the ghost of future Lohan.
Thank you! She is like a mirror into the future.
I was totally going to comment about the same thing. That’s her in 5 yrs! At least the veneers are an improvement and make her look about a year younger 😉
She was a minor talent who had a few Disney movie hits and one legitimate success w/ Mean Girls. 2004 was kind of a long time ago, too, to still be playing the Mean Girls ingenue card. She’s only making herself look unbelievably stupid at this point.
She’s just so pathetic..I just can’t even muster the braincells to comment on it.
Hey its suppose to hit 80 today in HotLanta!! :)))))
I know, girl….we’re having a heatwave in TN too!
Hot in AL as well.
Hot in KS too upper 80’s, not liking the unusual warmth….brings on too many severe storms as it’s still cool to the west and north of us…. Enjoy the warm weather all… I’m stuck indoors w/ a down cycle on my kidney again.
Take care fo yourself Green Eyes!!
Geez Brin-you’re in Tennessee? We could, like, HAVE a cracktini in person! ;D
@Eileen…We could….let’s drink to it! *raising glass*
Cheers to that!! *Clink*
It’s been raining for 3 days here, and it isn’t supposed to stop until the 20th.
It’s like -2C (28F ish) here… I’m freezing, and jealous.
Oh, don’t be jealous dear. Global warming is coming for us all.
Me too although we have been slightly above zero for a few days this week. Still 50cm of snow to melt before I can see my garden too.
Thank you very much Eileen.:)
Ironically, San Diego is overcast and drizzly in the 50s.
Ooo LOVE SD! I’d move there in a heartbeat!
It’s way too expensive there, Eileen. That’s why we left.
Thank you very much Eileen:).
We had snow yesterday in Seattle. Brrrr.
We got snow today in Maine and 6 hours south in RI my mom said it felt like summer LOL!
Seems I am in the minority but I think that hideous red wig is as bad as the blonde one.
Hi sweetie, how are you? No, your not in the minority. I totally agree w/ you. The color is better but the wig is horrendous!!
THANK YOU!!!
Nope, you’re not alone. This wig (weave?) is hideous, too. It just hasn’t quite achieved that “stored in a trunk in the local theatre house basement/attic, used as a home for the mice or rats that winter there” look yet.
I kinda think she looks like Phoebe Price in that picture…that’s who I thought it was a first when I saw it.
OMG. That’s exactly what I thought too.
it can’t get much worse than that…
I thought so too. She is starting to look like Phoebe Price and I’m ashamed to even admit I know who that is.
I can not believe that I am actually going to take sort of Lindsay’s side on this one but here goes. As TMZ reported there were a lot of paparazzi around her along with bystanders trying to get a picture, or what not. I would like just for a moment, to try and picture yourself trying to drive out of that mess. I am going way out on a limb here and hoping perhaps that it really was just an accident and she had no clue that she hit that manager guy. If he did not sustain any injury, it is most likely that she did not “feel” that she hit anything. This also could mean she was not driving like a total f’ing idiot and hitting the gas hard either in reverse or in drive. It does not say which part of LiLos car hit him so we do not know that part of where he was standing or why his proximity may be that close to her car.
Or I am just feeling way to f’ing charitable today.
I’d like to go with that… but there’s gashes on her car, right? She must have scraped something pretty good.
I’ll second your comment…I think its easy to cast judgment from the safety of your computer. These celebrities do get heckled and egged on all the time so its fair to give her a chance. Also…I just wish she would put on some self tanner – she is so much prettier with a tan.
Lindsay Lohan Car ‘Crash’ Eyewitness Says … There Was NO Contact
An improbable eyewitness has jumped to Lindsay Lohan’s defense over the alleged hit-and-run incident outside a club early Wednesday morning — a 16-year-old girl who was moonlighting as a paparazzo.
The girl — Sarah — tells TMZ, she went in the alley outside the Sayers Club to speak with Lindsay, who was already sitting in her parked car with a passenger. The manager of the adjacent hookah lounge appeared on his staircase and asked Lindsay what she was doing, and she replied, “Don’t worry we’re leaving.”
Sarah says she was trying to guide Lindsay out of the tight alleyway, which Lindsay successfully navigated and then left. Sarah says at no point did Lindsay strike a vehicle. Even more important, Sarah claims the hookah manager never left his staircase and was nowhere near Lindsay’s Porsche.
Sarah explains in the video how the manager then concocted a story that he and his car were struck, promising, “[Lindsay] is definitely going to pay.”
Low and behold TMZ just reported the manager went to the hospital complaining of injuries after he told the cops he was fine. He had no idea at the time who it was that hit him but now, since he knows he is pressing charges. Sorry at this point I am with Lindsay, this guy waited six hours before he started complaining of his injury. I call total bullshit on this one; dude is after a pay day.
In any other case I would 100% agree with you. But after all the trouble and issues she’s had, she flat out lies on tv saying she doesn’t go out anymore and wants to clean up her image to be trustworthy, then heads out to the most famewhore bar in Hollywood because she knows she’ll get some press time-I can’t feel sorry for her. Stop goin gout every night and putting yourself into a situation that ups the possibility of you encountering trouble. She goes to this place almost every night-lived there for months because she KNOWS people will hoard her. Its the only way she can stay revelant in her mind now.
I do agree that her “track” record is not spotless to say the least. In addition, shit like this would not happen if she kept her ass at home or by gawd take a f’ing cab. The cherry on top is that she was almost two weeks away from being entirely free from her probation. That manager guy is going to get a phone call from Mother Superior White Oprah with a nice sum of money to make this go away; which I bet is exactly what he is looking for. I think the cracken should go to jail; it will be good for her but I do not want her to go to jail for false accusations or overexxaggerated (sp?) allegations. This would make us no better than her.
^^^^^This^^^^^
to eileen
Keep in mind that Dina is TMZ’s “source”, she’ll spin every story to make LL out to be the victim. Everyone who has had issues with LL in the past had them b/c she was “famous”, per Dina.
I’ve been in a few accidents and at first you really do feel fine, but give it a few hours and your tune will change.
I don’t drive, but I think a good rule of thumb would be: If there are living bodies blocking your path, stop fucking driving, you ignorant slut!
Explain to me how anything ‘accidental’ happened when she was treating pedestrians like pavement. Explain to how she was so unfamiliar and flummoxed with this very, very familiar scene on this one particular night that she lost all of her bearings. ‘Your honor, I didn’t know this night would be like every other night!’
Time to put this kid on ice. For real.
Jo “Mama,” I love you just because of this “If there are living bodies blocking your path, stop f’ing driving, you ignorant slut!”
*bows to your awesomeness*
Definitely. Just because you feel fine at the time, it doesn’t mean that you’re still going to feel fine in a couple hours. I’ve injured myself LOADS of times and felt fine then it HURT LIKE HELL a few hours later.
she’s a cracked disaster. Anywya with red hair she’s so much better!
I’m not surprised that she managed to mess up just before her probation ran out or by the fact she has Britney-style visible extensions.
It never ends…back at the clubs right after telling Matt Lauer she was done with them.
I know we’ve been saying for ~years that if only she went back to red, she would look so much better!
But now that she is there, she still looks like a crack ho… with red hair.
HAaahahah. Yes- This ^^^^
Why is she allowed to drive?
Seriously!
Because she is Freakin Lindsay Blohan, now, “NOW MOVE THOSE CONES”, (or I will mow you down)
Really. ‘Move that corpse, I’m–a fiasco.’
Next time, when she’ll clip a judge we’ll see
More interesting question is, how is this broke-ass bitch still in possession of a Porsche? WTF? Wouldn’t it have been repossessed by now? And if she got it recently, who would have been stupid enough to sell it to her????
Oh, and I’m changing my tag to “Trash – your comment is waiting moderation – Addict”
Kaiser please look at this http://ali-lohan.org/gallery/albums/Candids/030412/normal_0_28229.jpg this is Ali NOT doing fillers or surgery. LOL
Her veneers look like Chiclets.
I did not recognize her photo at first…she looks like a desperate 40 year old. Mutton dressed as lamb really applies here.
Wow ! that first photo tell the whole tale right there…! Look at the tip of that nose…she now has the Micheal Jackson synthetic tip in there….same shape he used before it finally collapsed completely…. and her Hair …? What hair what I see is a whole head full of European fine hair extensions that would feed a family of 4 for 6 mos for all it cost. those suckers are expensive as all get out…I would guess she’s about as thin as my old grand granny all over and about as short … and the truth of this story is not in that TMZ story but that story is gonna Blow up in Lohan Inc face..and she will wish she had keep her ass at home…..
No I think it was the other way round – he wants to press charges because it’s LL.
I’m no LL fan – and is she allowed to be driving anyway? – but if there were tons of people approaching and surrounding her car, it’s easy to see how something like this can happen.
Really she shouldn’t have been driving at all though.
I kinda of agree, but if they were surrounding and approaching her car she should have let them get their pics, then leave. It’s not a good idea to be trying to drive thru a herd of people with lights flashing in your eyes. Also her sobriety is questionable at best. So that doesn’t help.
@Blue
Amen. No one is telling her to go to high profile pap hangouts. It doesn’t give her the right to run someone over.
So he waits to find out who she is then goes to the hospital and file charges. Hahaha. Anyone else I would call bs and say he’s out for a pay day, but since it’s LL I hope he gets some money. Actions = consequences. You can’t go around hitting people. Also she calls the paps but as soon as something goes wrong it’s all their fault.
A civilian can’t file criminal charges, only law enforcement can do that. A civilian can file civil charges, however.
Just want to correct this slightly…a civilian can take their attorney down to the station and pretty much force the police to file criminal charges and if they don’t they can file a complaint.
Also LL is the only celeb who manages to hurt people or get hurt when the paps are around. When she hasn’t called them.
She never disappoints me.
Her fingers to mouth shenanigans are so so so irritating. You dont look vulnerable or sexy or Marilynish, Methcrackie. You look dumb and desperate.
That first picture is so creepy. Especially with Lindsay in three years standing directly behind Lindsay now.
OMG I was just about to say the same thing!!! hahahahaha
LOL. But that woman is only *slightly* older than Linnocent, right? Oops, I forgot Mean Girls wasn’t made in 1970.
So much for the comeback-except for coming back to her old destructive habits!
Obvious question-Why is she permitted to drive?
As above, a citizen can file an affidavit and then the DA decides whether or not to prosecute. In this case, the judge who gave her a glowing report card will see this on his/her desk first thing this am!
Post criminal trial, the aggrieved party can file a civil suit. Sometimes it isn’t post criminal trial in Hollywoodland-charges are not pressed, i.e. the victim doesn’t cooperate with cops. Then, miraculously, there is a settlement before a cicvil suit is even filed! In this case, the cops were on the scene almost immediately-maybe Lindsey called them to protect her from the scary paps!
Poor pathetic Lohan. Now she just looks, dresses and acts like a fiery crackhead.
crackhead.
I have to concede-she looks so much better with red hair!
The lady behind Lilo in the first pic has better ginger hair than Lindsay… wtf happned, girl?
The Cracken is once again released! Now with semi-original red hair.
Her face is too busted beyond repair. Going back to red hair doesn’t help her old lady features or crackhead behavior. When she mows down someone important (rich) the justice system will then care.
She is so hopeless. Also, I think she should have her license permanently revoked; she’s going to kill someone someday.
Well, in this instance being surrounded by paps, flashing lights of cameras, trying to maneuver out of a parking lot, I might accidentally clip someone.
I love how Lindsay tells Matt Lauer her partying days are over. LOL
So I have a real question about extensions (which I think you can see with the unevenness below her part in the last picture up above?)
Over time, can’t they pull your hair out? Are all the girls who are racing to the hairdressers to swap them in and out actually thinning out their hair permanently?
Yes, they can pull at your real hair, damaging the hair follicle. I’m guessing that people who use them often/all the time will suffer from this problem versus people who only use them occasionally. I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed how obvious her extensions are. Looking at the roots at the top of her head, on the part, you can totally see them. The red she coloured her hair seems to be very uneven, making them more noticeable. It looks like her real hair went lighter than the extensions.
When bleaching your hair and stripping it’s color most women do not know the damage that goes w/ the process. Lohan obviously being one of them. Changing back to one’s own color or any kind of darker color is tricky as hair no longer has the ability to hold color asnit once did. So w/ every wash more color slides off the hair (so day one hair matches extension…. However after first or second shampoo they no longer do). Depending how long it takes to grow out healthy hair (for one on drugs like say a Cracken or those w/ harsh medications) it can take a long time to get back to one’s own rich color….or it may never happen…..especially as continous color to keep the dark color is harsh also. The price we women pay for ‘beauty’.
Short answer: yes.
The extensions are attached to the natural hair (however little is left). I don’t know how long your hair is, but mine is pushing close to two feet long, and it. is. HEAVY.
Now imagine attaching that amount of hair (and weight) to the little-bitty hairs that are left on their heads, and you can imagine how much natural hair is being pulled out on the regular.
(Check out Larda$$ian’s bald spot on her right/our left in two of the recent pix on CB – I called it.)
Lookit, I’m not a lawyer, & didn’t sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night, but (quoting article):
“Sources at the scene say the manager may not have suffered any injury. If that’s the case, Lindsay probably did not violate any law, but if he was injured that could constitute the crime of hit and run.”
Can someone explain to me, although maybe the guy she grazed wasn’t injured, I’m CERTAIN she made contact w/something (dents, scratching on her car) DESPITE the fact no one may be injured, since WHEN is striking a person OR ANOTHER CAR & LEAVING THE SCENE & NOT STAYING TO MAKE SURE ALL IS OK/WELL…when is that NOT A CRIME?
Am I CRAZY or what??!! She hit something & then PEELED OUT!!! How is this NOT A CRIME?!
If I had done something like this, I would’ve already been hunted down & PUT UNDERNEATH THE JAIL.
Kimbob, you’re reading my mind.
All I can say, Kimbob & bluhare, is that it’s Cali. And SoCali at that. *SMH* I just don’t know what else to say.
If Craken had kept her a$$ home….
****bangin head on desk****
I just had a deja vu, same sh*t different day.
She has got to be the BIGGEST DUMB*SS!
The man was fine until he found out who Lindsay is? I think it’s more of a burden when one has money, shame on him.
I don’t believe he was injured at all and she left without incident. Glad to hear that the witnesses say he’s lying.
He did refuse medical.
Read some of the comments down-thread. They may offer some enlightenment.
Her teeth looks so perfect in 2nd picture!
The paps are vultures and refuse to move away from cars when they are trying to get through. Sorry, but I actually side with Lindsay on this one. Yes, she should have stopped if she knew she hit someone, but I think it would be impossible to not hit someone half the time in those situations.
Thank you Shelly. I know she is a disaster but seriously, look at all the photos TMZ and Radar have of that night and when she was leaving. Her car was swarmed with paps, clubgoers and flashing bulbs; any one of us here would have a hard time NOT clipping someone in that situation. I call total bullsh-t on this guy; he’s out for the money plain and simple. I never thought I would ever type this But Team Lohan on this one. Several eye witnesses even told TMZ that the manger guy went back inside and smoked his hooka; if he was “injured” why da f–ks would he do that AND six hours later he decided he was hurt?! Give me a f’ing break.
There is such a bigger issue here. Thank goodness the guy isn’t really hurt. The issue is, a total lack of judgement on the woman’s part. She is being given another chance at work and she lies on tv and says she doesn’t go out anymore. Only hardcore crackheads are out every night of the week until the wee hours.
I hope she loses her Liz role. She definitely is still a liability. She CANNOT stay home even when someone is giving her a chance again. She is NOT trustworthy. She is too dumb or damaged for anyone to watch her in a role. All they will see is, Lindsay the crackhead and wondering how messed up she was the day they shot that scene.
So the take-away here is this: Blohan, next time make sure you hit a pap. 😉 They’ll get the pic, press charges, AND get another payday in the for of a pay-off!
WIN/WIN!
“in the form of a pay-off”
(Apparently I’m suffering from water on the brain, due to all the rain.) 😉
She still looks like hell, and her red wig/weave is kind of a hot mess itself, but because of her hair color her skin doesn’t look dirty anymore. Some girls can rock any hair color, but LL is not one of them. Only red or brown for her.
Uh your newest update from Radar is not correct: As Lindsay was trying to make a U-turn among the crowd at the late night hotspot, she nearly hit the car of the Hookah Lounge’s manager, police said. When he got out of his car to warn her of the near-hit, she reportedly grazed his knee and sped off. One of the manager’s employees called police to report a “traffic collision,” according to the LAPD Hollywood Division.
The “near hit” so she did not his car. I know I am on Lindsay’s side on this one, the whole thing just seems suspect from this manager guys’ side. First, he was hurt and now he is not?! He’s got cracken lie fever too.
@Rux, I definitely understand your point & what you’re trying to say..I do. Please understand I’m not trying to start any type of argument, but how can one justify (ok, so she didn’t hit his car…but she did graze/come in contact w/him w/her car) bumping into someone (no matter “how lightly” she grazed this guy)…how can anyone justify her peeling off after coming into contact w/him…or ANYONE..with her car?
I understand that she was swarmed w/paps..and yes, that sucks…but still…how is that justified? Shouldn’t she have stopped her car right there, stayed in her car while she called the cops on her cell phone & waited for them to come & sift through the mess?
To me, the point is that she seems/appears to be quite entitled…like she’s above it all…& that come hell or highwater, she’s going to “get away” w/such abominable, callous behavior. Unfortunately, so far, it seems to work for her. She never really has to REALLY PAY for the consequences of her behavior.
One other point. I know it’s not DIRECTLY RELATED to this story, but why is it that she goes on NATIONAL MEDIA (Matt Lauer) & goes on about how she’s a “homebody,” when the reality is that she’s out at LATE, LATE (or early/early..however one views it) hours when most people are sleeping?
I dare say that although her comments about being a “homebody” are not DIRECTLY RELATED to this story, I definitely see a DIRECT PARALLEL here. There’s an old saying around here where I come from that anyone out past 12:00 a.m. (midnight)…there’s just nothing good that comes from that. It seems to be true.
I guess the point I’m trying to make is that she’s a LIAR, & her behavior is almost sociopathic…even “grazing” someone w/your car…you STOP & try to do something about it. Do you not agree?
I completely agree with you. I really do. My point is I do not think she even knew that she hit the dude. If she grazed him, she may not have “felt” that she hit him is what I am saying. It can happen and it has happened. I do not like taking up for LL in any way shape or form. I am utterly disgusted with her behavior, her abused second chances, the fact the legal system has done nothing to punish this girl, and her just stupendous lies. But this does not mean that other people will not take advantage of her because of who she is. The whole thing with this manager guys seems sketchy. First he tells police he is not hurt, then that she almost hit his car and then she did hit his car, then she did not hit him and now she did hit him/graze him. But the most sketchy thing is, he goes back inside to the Hookha bar after he was supposedly leaving and then decides at 6 AM, 6 hours after the incident that he is hurt. Come one, you have to wonder what his angle is.
However, knowing LL she might have known and sped off any way given her track record for doing this but I think she still deserves to have an investigation.
There is an odd sense of justice if she did not hit the guy, was totally innocent but can’t prove it and her ass gets thrown in jail.
I am just trying to look at this from all angles.
‘I HAD to drive through all of those pedestrians. It was becoming slightly inconvenient to wait a damned minute so no one gets killed. This was self-defense! Judge, you don’t know what it’s like to have to just breathe and be a bit patient when things weren’t falling into your pre-determine alignment at the instant you deemed it necessary. So, I get irritated, hurt someone, flee and now I’m not the heroine? What country is this? Move that concern for the dignity of human life, a dignity that stays intact even when you don’t like what these humans are doing, I’m…all used up.’
So, this is what we do, now? We respond to a disagreement by putting people’s lives in danger and fleeing the scene? Why should anyone even get to entertain that idea as semi-reasonable?
@Rux..thanks for replying. I’m understanding you now…appreciate it!
Lindsay, when I said dye your hair back to red, I didn’t mean to use a box of cherry Koolaid.
Man, I miss Linnocent.
I swear, if this had been me, they would have put me UNDER the jail…….homebody, my ass, crackhead I say. By the way, I’m in Kentucky, and it’s 80 degrees here, too
@hillbillygirl45…my point EXACTLY! I basically said the same thing (comment #42).
I posed a question to the bloggers, as well, but haven’t had anyone address it yet. I’m still kind of confused as to why this incident is not considered a crime.
I did like 20 minutes of research on this with California Law — that shit is a mess but I digress, the reason why so far it is not a crime is because, as according to a police spokeperson, she did not hit the guy’s car and grazed him because at the time (12 AM) the guy was not injured and did not want to press charges the police cannot do anything. The manager has to press charges against her. If he claimed to be injured the police would have arrested her but he did not until 6 hours later.
Totally agree my behind would be in a cell if I had pulled this stunt, so would most of the people in my community. I would be sitting in a cell w/ iPad withdrawal wondering why I didn’t leave my a// at home. That’s w/ my hubby and the Sheriff being lifelong friends and most of the Sherriff and Police Dept being friends, ex spouse (good terms), and old classmates. Think had LL done this stunt here she would be in that cell wishing she had an iPad…… and reading Celebitchy;)
Ugh, the hair! The color looks better, but the texture of it looks like she ripped it off a Scottish My Little Pony.
I don’t think she really wants to be an oscar caliber actress. All her actions say otherwise. She couldn’t even memorize a few lines for SNL. She refuses to stop clubbing, even knowing it is killing what is left of her reputation. She wants to famous and make enough money so she and her mom can party like rock stars.
They should move to Nevada and open a reality show based brothel. Then, they have a reason to party, a reason to be on camera and “permission” to act like the white trash that they are. Its a win-win.
While I do believe this guy is after her money. I hope he presses charges to get her probation violated. I wiuld feel some sort of sympathy for tye celebrity if it were anyone other than Lindsay because this guy is so see-through. But since it is The Cracken I want to watch her squirm a bit more.
Could the man simply not have wanted any trouble at the club (whatever) he managed? I’m sure Linnocent isn’t his only “high profile” (heh-heh) client.
Also, sometimes it takes a bit for pain to set in, once the shock and adrenaline of the situation dissipate.
BOTTOM LINE: This is not The Cracken’s first “clipping” incident, nor will it be her last.
It’s Cracken SOP to clip people in crosswalks (babies in strollers; bouncers; paps; orange cones; traffic signs/lights; freeway barriers – I could keep going here) with her car.
Exactly! I said something similar upthread. That the man who got clipped didn’t show signs of injury within the pre-determine timeline of people who weren’t on the scene doesn’t mean he’s picking on her, and it certainly doesn’t erase the fact that she pulled another hit and run.
So traffic has to part like the Red Sea when she wants it to do so and if it didn’t do so immediately it’s totally reasonable to start running people over in your car, and if the body responds to trauma in the totally normal manner of increasing over the hours he’s trying to run a con on her? We’d better all start walking around with stop watches and hidden cameras/microphones on our persons at all times, huh?
Crack on a Craken, how’s that for rationalizing and defending the repeatedly guilty?
Pisses me off so much, since I’ve been run over in a hit-and-run (Happy Sweet Sixteen, thanks for ignoring that red light), and a passenger in a car that happened to be in the way when some freak did a left turn on a red light. That was when I was eleven. It was the same garbage as here, everything was my fault and I wasn’t going to get a thin dime because I was a pre-teen hustler, and they were on to me. Years of various types of therapy did nothing, I’m packed to the gills with irreparable soft tissue damage, haven’t had a pain-free day since and I walk with a limp.
So no, I can’t get on board with the ‘this is fault because, XYZ’. No. She’s the dumb bint who runs people over with her cars and hurts them. The End. Take away her license and make her travel by ice floe, huh?
Crackini: I’m a homebody!
World: You keep using that word. We do not think it means what you think it means.
To paint the obvious in LL Land, the clubs are her home so in her mind, technically speaking, she is a “home”body. Calling the Marmont your home and partying like your Charlie Sheen constitutes in her mind “homebody”. Does she even really know the meaning of the word?
For those saying, ‘why did he wait 6 hours?’ I was once in a car accident and I thought I wasn’t injured. I was perfectly fine, just a bit shook up. Hours later, the pain hit me. For a week after that, I was in a lot of pain and finally went to the doctor. So it is possible that he’s not lying about his injury.
Okay wait, Lohan was partying at a bar called the Hookah Lounge??? And then she nailed the bar manager with her vehicle?? That’s not suspicious at all – I’m sure she wasn’t under the influence or anything like that.
So why did she run?? Well officer, you see the Paps were scaring me… they were SOOO SCARY… and I left something on the stove… and my birth control px was about to expire… and uh… oh right, I had to make curfew… because I’m such a big homebody now.
Exactly what I was thinking! She peeled out and left the scene because she couldn’t possibly have passed a sobriety test.
And here comes the crack denial:
“Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I’ve been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn’t even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi. These false accusations are absurd.”
This bitch.
I admit, I’m one of the 7 people left in the world who watch SNL – and I actually “TIVO” it so I can fast-forward through the commercials, but I digress… Anyway, Lohan’s appearance on SNL was sad. There were a few funny moments, but mainly from other cast members. She was obviously struggling to read her cue cards and she looks like hell. I was really wanting to root for her, but it was impossible. Seriously…she doesn’t even look like the same person from “Mean Girls”. Those were the good ole days. Dang.
I always watch SNL too randand… my hubby tapes it for me. But the week Lohan was on our PVR mysteriously malfunctioned and failed to grab it. Yet it still picked up the other shows he programmed it to record. Coincidence? I think not. 😀
I skimmed the comments above, but did anyone see the TMZ story where Lindsay SWITCHED SEATS and climbed into the passenger’s side of the Porsche to make it look like she wasn’t driving very shortly after she sped away from the scene? Now, why would some poor, harassed, INNOCENT HOMEBODY feel the need to be vaulting into the other seat? Fortunately, there are pictures of her driving away from the scene and then more pictures of her after she switched seats. Moron. Homebody Moron.
Guessing she did not want anyone doing a drug/ alcohol test on her, so she took off.
Absolutely! And everything is always someone else’s fault.
Smackin the dude’s knee didn’t leave those gashes on her car. Girlfriend hit something more than him. Like maybe his car? This story ain’t over yet.
Those gashes are actually from a prior accident that was reported on TMZ days ago. She let a friend’s son who was 22 years old drive her car and he hit something trying to back out. you can see the story here: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/14/lindsay-lohan-porsche-car-accident/#.T2D0rmJWr9w
And you believe this???
Enough, already! Send this beyotch to jail. Now.
She even managed to screw up her hair color. That shade is hideous.
For those of you saying something is wrong with the managers story, waiting 6 hrs to go to the hospital. Well, I’m here to tell ya it can happen. After being in an accident the EMTs wanted me to go to the hospital and I refused (afraid of meatwagons….another story) I didn’t think anything was wrong, that is until the next morning when I tried getting out of bed. I had to have a friend drive me to the hospital. Only to find out that I had a cracked collar bone, 2 cracked ribs, a chipped bone in my arm, bruised hip, and a nasty case of roadrash. So the answer is yes… adrenaline can mask injuries.
Unless you’ve actually witnessed a “pap swarm” you have no idea what is done to these people who are their targets. It’s frightening to see. They jump behind a moving vehicle and trap the person inside, you can see the terror on the person’s face, blocked in, being yelled at to “look at me” as hi def digital photos with flash are being taken of someone who’s trying to DRIVE a motor vehicle. It’s dangerous, and the bonus is if the paps cause an accident they can cry injury and SUE the victim of an accident they caused. I’m going to reserve judgement here because I’ve seen these pigs in action, TMZ being one of the worst offenders.
You can’t create a problem and then report on it later, not that TMZ has even an ounce of journalistic integrity. For her part, obviously she should have been tucked in at home with only two weeks on her probation, so she’s still a dumb shit, but there is no doubt in my mind she hit anyone or ran. TMZ and the other paps are out to ruin her life to be able to sell more photos, if she hasn’t figured that out yet, she’s a moron and a half.
If she’s not in jeopardy of going to jail her photos are virtually worthless, she’s just another washed up, unemployed, failed child actor. It’s called using a broken person to make butt loads of money off them.
This plain pitiful now she is claiming its all lies that it never happened she never got out of the care and never touch anybody..She was just being a good friend stopping by to say happy birthday…Wow she sure in the hell goes to a lot of birthday parties all held in clubs and bars ….was at one Monday night also…that is in between her community service….
now for a rest of the month will we be getting spin and denials from Lohan Inc….
Didn’t she just tell someone she was done with the party scene? Anyway, her hair looks so much better.
Haven’t scrolled through all the comments….but have any of you Cracktiniholics seen the new LiLo drinking game?? Check it out:
http://collegecandy.com/2012/03/14/lindsay-lohans-life-begs-for-a-drinking-game/#photo=1
I got hit in the knee by a car. You don’t have to be going fast to really F something up. ~15mph will do it. At least the driver was remorseful. She stopped. And freaked out, was so hysterical that asked me if I could call the ambulance for myself. I was briefly knocked out – therefore in better shape than her to dial the phone?? I thought that it was pretty bad, but she stopped! WTF is wrong with this girl. Cars aren’t toys and people aren’t target practice. She should be locked up.
You can see where the extensions attach. She should just do a Brittany shave and get it over with.
Sigh. This bitch. If she had any sense in her drug-addled brain she would just keep her accident-prone-drama-seeking ass at HOME (wherever that is?) where it belongs. But nooooo. Not this bitch. And this “my friend’s birthday” crap has just got to stop. I have a lot of friends and they all have birthdays(fancy that), and sometimes you just gotta give people an IOU. Also: apparently celebrating your birthday at a nightclub is the only way any of LL’s friends have birthdays these days. Right. Sure. Whatever. Pull my other leg for a while.
Yup. If they were true friends of hers they would understand why she couldn’t be there and arrange something private. She’s gambling and has a lot to lose (potentially) because of drama like this. The stamping her foot and complaining “but I just wanted to wish my friend happy birthday why can’t I go to parties like normal people” is childish and we’ve all heard it many times before from her. If you want your career back…grow up.
I can’t understand why his injury status matters at all. Even if she hit him and he was not injured, SHE STILL HIT HIM and LEFT THE SCENE. That’s a crime, isn’t it? Did her crack diagnosis of “oh he’s fine, who gives a s— about him, anyway?” negate any crime here?