When I was looking at these photos in the thumbnails, I was all, “Wow, finally. Kim Kardashian’s kat-face doesn’t look so insane for once.” But then I looked at the hi-res photos. I was wrong. It is INSANE. Her cheeks, her lips, her marble-like forehead – it’s just ridiculous at this point, especially considering how pretty she was just five years ago. Anyway, these are photos from Rob Kardashian’s 25th birthday bash at 1Oak in Las Vegas on Friday night. Kim’s date was her mom, of course. Kourtney and Khloe didn’t come to the event, though. They tweeted birthday congrats to Rob, of course, and Kim tweeted this photo:
Ugh. Can Kim not pose like that when she’s standing next to her brother?!?!
In other Kat-face news, TMZ has the latest on her divorce proceedings with Kris Humphries:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are both willing to end their marriage with an annulment, but each is insisting that the other confess to fraud — and that’s what is holding up their settlement.
Sources connected to the former couple tell TMZ … Kim would be happy to annul the marriage, if Kris will admit he defrauded her by promising to live with her in Hollywood and then demanding that she move to Minnesota — something we told you about last October.
As we first reported, Kris wants Kim to admit fraud — that she never had any intention of making this a real marriage … something Kim has adamantly denied.
We’re told Kim will open the vault and spend anything it takes to win this case if Kris insists that she confesses fraud.
As for money … we’ve already told you Kris is demanding $7 million from Kim — something Kim thinks is absurd since he MADE money off the wedding and the reality show PLUS they have a prenup which gives Kris a big fat zero.
[From TMZ]
Hmm… it would be interesting to hear a divorce lawyer’s take on this. If the annulment goes through (with one or both of them admitting to fraud), doesn’t that make the prenup null and void? Or is TMZ’s source saying that Kim and Kris have already worked out a settlement ($7 million to Kris, the last I heard), and now they just have to work out who gets the “blame”. Here’s a tip, Kris and Kim: we dislike both of you. A lot. It doesn’t matter to us who gets “blamed”. Both of you are at fault.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I hate Kim and Kris, but Kris deserves every single dollar…..just sayin….
Just looking at Kris holding the candy wrapper, it’s hard not to miss that she jerked everyone off in this story.
I don’t know why the makeup on her cheeks and the area under her eyes are so much lighter.
I think most of her problem is the addiction to the makeup. She looks so much better when she is more natural. She reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker who was obsessed with the eye makeup too. Kim just cant’ let got of the mascara.
Touche Eclait — makeup designed to reflect light in photos so that you will never have dark circles or bags under your eyes
Nice one. Naomi Campbell is another one who employs this technique rather heavy handedly.
Or for us broke azz peeps: Avon has Magix. I like the wand illuminators, it’s similar to Eclat but you can get it on eBay for $7.
Some types of HD makeup also photograph white that way, or brands with high SPF levels. Whatever it is, not cute.
I’d totally try that. Nothing I use under the eyes works.
She must use an airbrush to apply makeup. I heard many celebs get airbrushed these days. But that combined with fillers and Botox up the wazoo is how she gets her flawless ‘wax statue’ look.
Its concealer & foundation. Apply a layer of primer (Hd or illuminating) then a whole layer of concealer lighter than your skin tone, and then a layer of foundation. Then you blend it. You do it a butterfly shape. Sculpts the face, brings attention to the eyes and, brings out cheek bones, etc… However, its very obvious on Kim. It’s not blended well and don’t know why needs to do it in the first place. She wears way too much make-up.
This is correct. Apparently Kardashian wears concealer all over her entire face (as opposed to on zits or eye bags) to get that flawless, plastic look.
her makeup is ridiculous
kim’s dress is hideous!!
Hey, Kim’s hideous!!!
both of them are terrible, but i really think that kim knowingly and purposefully lied to him in that entire sham of a marriage. i get the feeling that he was just dumb and along for the ride.
Kris is a pig. A loser who cannot pay his own bills even with an 8 million dollar contract. He says one thing, and completely changed his tune. He then went on ABC with his mom to bake an plug God. What a fake, childish loser? No sense of decency or ounce of class.
are you kidding? she’s the one that signed off to release her sex tape, and he’s no class?!!!!
Sorry- Kim minipulated Kris into marriage. She chose him and tried to mold him into one of her followers and he wasn’t interested. I think he was the only sane one in the entire scenario.
What do you mean about him not being able to pay his bills? That’s a new one…
Lifted her face at such a young age…Living in the moment…So will her fame lol.
Kim should be held accountable for fraud. Kris was a dupe but he was duped. She is fake from day 1.
She is gorgeous. We are all jealous.
Don’t you find the extreme fake of it all to be a turn off?
Hahaha. Cleveland Girl is being sarcastic….
Finally someone speaks the truth..sorry guys
She WAS gorgeous. Stunning. Then she started messing with her face.
^This^. She ‘was’, no doubt about it. She has the skin type that would have aged wonderfully, blissfuly youthful, IMO. Now, only high maintenance and plastic. I would feel sorry for her, except that she just doesn’t seem like a sincere person, beyond her tampered looks. Jealousy is largely absurd. I’d be willing to bet, that she or her family collectively, would win any poll asking who in America is the most well known..tramp, fake, or all around disliked. She ‘did’ have it good when she first came out, years ago. Rant over.
Agree – at one point she was really pretty, now she looks ridiculous. And everything else about her and her family only adds to it.
Sure, if you consider the tranny blow-up doll look gorgeous.
her makeup looks awful here! wtf
Thats what both they dumbasses get they shouldn’t have gotten married in the first.
I bet if she stood next to a heat source, she would melt.
HA!
LMAO
Now that’s rich- hysterical…..
she used to be pretty… now she’s, ugh…she looks like a blow-up doll.
an over inflated blow-up doll
This family is awful, but I gotta say Rob is a fox. Just saying
He is easy on the eyes. I think he is the only member of the family who has his original face.
She reminds me of Cher. That’s not good.
Totally. They have the same cheeks.
Yep. Spot on.
It’s so sad what she’s done to her face. She looks like a porn doll. She had such a pretty unique strong face before.
At least Cher has talent.
I agree. Her face was lovely. Her nose was perfect the way it was. She’s ruined her looks, IMO.
Kim’s face absolutely looks plastic, and I wish to goodness she would STOP blowing kisses to whoever! Her lips look inflated anyway, and when she does that….her mouth looks like a billy goats ass! And yes, I’ve seen a billy goats ass, I was raised on a farm, the goats hind-end probably looks better. The WHOLE family needs to go away and stay away.
this!
They r both dumb for sure. But that’s where it ends for Kris… Just a big, dumb guy who’s good at throwing a ball around. Kim is fake, dumb AND b!tchy . So I hope Kris gets at LeAST $7 mill from that stupid wh0re.
Lol,the ‘irony’ of comparing Kim to Cher is not only are they both of Armenian descent but if my memory serves me correct,the latter mentioned that the Kartrashians should be b***h dropped down a highway!That being said,still very much awaiting the day when these good-for-nothings AKA Pimp Momma Jenner & Klan disappear into oblivion forever as the world could sure as hell do without these low IQ plastic fame whores.
Okay, so Kris H. was such a tactless, blunt person on the show but we’re supposed to believe he told her he’d live in Hollywood? Yeah, right, nice try, Kim. My money’s on they agreed to live in both, but she was lying. Who would believe Kim would live in Minnesota? There aren’t enough fake (personality) and fake (plastic) people there for her. At least Kris was honest even if he was a little tactless at times. I’ll take a genuine, honest person over a fake beyotch any day of the week. He just wasn’t sophisticated enough to see through her b.s. in the beginning. She prob waited to show her true colors till after they were married. That’s what fake people do. Oh, and thanks for the pic, Kim! Good to know you still have your talent.
You are right. I live here in Minneapolis and KK would go Krazy here! There is very little night life here for 30 year old porn stars.
Hi Marie,
I live in the Minneapolis area as well. Kris and Kim went to the local Lifetime Fitness and people working out there were NOT happy with the prospect of dealing with paparazzi if K & K were to be living here long-term. We are not impressed.
How about the fact that Kim & mama Kris have claimed no money was made of the wedding? If Kris H made “off of the wedding” how did she not? Just another in their endless string of lies…
Everyone’s always like, “she looks just like her mom now!” and i never really saw it till now. The stretched out skin… it looks like her cheek area is so tight it’s scary. And her eyes looked like they’re being pulled from the sides of her face lol. Kat-face is legit going to become the new cat-lady, ya know the one with all the effed up plastic surgery?
Fellow Minnesota girl here! Personally, I don’t even know why she would complain about living here. God knows she’d be living in a million dollar mansion regardless of whether it’s on Lake Minnetonka or in some LA suburb.
Why is her face stripy? The forehead is oily fake-tan, the chin is shiny beige, and her cheeks and nose appear to belong to Bette Davis in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?.
I mean, did she have three makeup artists playing madlibs on her face or something, and none of them could see what the others had done before them…?
One wants to move somewhere after marriage, the other doesn’t. That’s not fraud you dimwit vapid pair of airheads, that’s a difference of opinion. Oh just go away.
And agree with Kaiser, please don’t chomp provocatively on a party streamer stick while standing next to your brother and mom. I mean, ew. Isn’t that more Courtney Stodden’s look?
“One wants to move somewhere after marriage, the other doesn’t.”
I liked the concept better when it was called “Green Acres” :p I bet Kim and Kris would sign off on that!
At one point in time I considered Kim to be very pretty…I like her curves even if they are probably manufactured but it seems she has fallen prey to the idea that she should keep getting more procedures done. Just a little tweaking here and there is all it takes…as for here makeup…I also believe a little goes a long way. The thing that bothers me about her is that she is always posing with her tongue out, licking her lips or having something in her mouth like the above photo. It’s ridiculous!
they (the kardashians) are never gonna go away are they?:(?
when I read the annulment/fraud part I immediately thought of Renee Z. who said Kenny C. wasn’t who she thought he was…over&done. No. One. Thinks. About. It.
Oh but this made for TV marriage/annulment we are & will continue to be subjected to till the botoxed end because they (kardashians) need us to stay relevant. That is their brand they simply exsist for us to trash or love! OMG they (kardashians) are here to stay: /
that darker forehead makeup for for the lacefront wig coverage..heehee.
Kris may be big and dumb, but he is a trained college educated athlete and was making a decent salary before her and he was a guy respected by his peers.
NOW, he is a laughing stock..
Lying lardass KNEW what she was doing, she made a bunch of money off of that wedding and kept stuff and gifted HER family and donated money to her mammy’s fake church.
the way they portrayed him on her fake show alone is enough for a payout.
they disgust me, designer laden trashy liars.
notice that Scott refused to be the bad guy THIS time, while he still sleeps around and disrespects Kourtney.
the thought of no arrangements being made for her “groom’s family” shows how selfish and self centered she is.
get money Hump!
Yep, agree the Cher parallels are rather fitting! Both of them looked much better with their original noses.
Kim looks awful. She also looks exactly like Kris. Her face would melt in extreme heat.
As far as the annullment goes, Kim could potentially be held liable for fraud by advertisers and others involved for the wedding episode. So I have no doubt she will fight the fraud allegations.
That being said I do agree both need to admit to fraud and we both need to be done with all of these people for good.
Can’t stand Kim. She was pretty, still is, but in a fake, immobilized face sort of way. How did she expect her husband to live in Hollywood with her, when he played for another team outside of California? Isn’t that something they should have discussed BEFORE a weeding? She is such a liar and a fraud and the fact that she wants HIM to admit to being a liar is proof of how retarded she is. That dress she’s wearing? House of Ugly. Kris seems to REALLY like the Leger bandage dresses.
She does look very plastic. However, I think the plastic would be much easier to wipe off the urine and other bodily fluids that are expelled upon her in the course of a day.
Ha HAAAAAA!!
KA-BAM!! Best comment of the thread 🙂
Hahahahha
Not pretty anymore .. End of story
Why does Rob look like a hard 35-40 rather than 25? LOL. He and his mother look like a couple, and Kim looks like Kris’s trashier, slightly younger sister.
I thought the same thing!!! Is this guy seriously 25?!!
She WAS gorgeous, but her personality was always hideous…
Has gone too far with the “enhancements”. Plastic isn’t pretty.
Isn’t that dress a bit young for Pimp Mama Kris?
Yuck @ all of them.
And for all of Kim’s tight dresses and truck loads of makeup, the woman still has no s*x appeal.
You make a good point about KK having no s*x appeal. She’s the “Poster Girl” for desperation, and that’s never attractive…
On another note, I wouldn’t even want to sit on a chair after she’s sat on it, as that would call for way more than just a Wet-Nap…Just saying…
Someone should tell her that a blackboard eraser full of white chalk is not a makeup applicator.
An annulment legally means the marriage never existed. Therefore, any contract pertaining to or prenuptial agreement about would also, by law, be null & void.
There can be no legal arrangement in a situation that has been deemed by court to be non-existent. That is pretty standard the legal recognition of anullment in the US regardless of state. (each state may have it’s own requirement by way of recording, waiting period, etc)
How ridiculous does her azz look..she either has had fat injections or she has on fake butt pads.. she’s a joke and looks like a Ho.
Yeah. I wish someone would bust her on her butt lie. There is SOMETHING in there that Mother Nature had nothing to do with.
I used to think her ass was butt pads and/or spanx. It’s just huuuuuuuuge…. Like her ass is pregnant or something.
All I can think of when I see pix of her in that dress is “Is that the dress those hideous shoes were made to accompany?”
When Kim first came on the scene I thought she was truly beautiful and unique. It was such a nice contrast against the manufactured Barbie that was Paris Hilton.
But now, I saw the picture before the headline and thought that Kim had gotten a Madame Toussad’s wax statue induction.
As for the annulement, it is basically stating that the marriage never took place or is not “valid” therefore the pre-nup would not even come into play because the marriage would have to be valid in order for the pre-nup to have any legal power. So it’s as if they never got married in the first place.
I do not like the whole mockery they both made of the marriage but somehow I just feel that Kim, if I had to choose a lesser of two evils, is the one who defrauded Kris.
I just have a feeling that she thought she could make him play along and do whatever she said but when he became vocal, often then not tacky, I think she realized he was no longer going to play the puppet on the string and decided to cut her losses, no punt intended.
shes starting to look like Cher to me ? does anyone one else see that? Her mother is a plastic surgery queen also not to mention her hideous plastic looking stepdad that used to be handsome before he wrecked his face! why do people do this to themselves ? they rarely look better !
Dear Kim Kardashian,
The roles for the melting Nazis have already been cast and Raiders Of The Lost Ark was released worldwide 31 years ago. Stop auditioning.
P.S. I haven’t yet found the cure for diaherpes, so get back into quarantine and do as you’re told.
P.P.S. Of course Lon Chaney is prettier than you, did you even look at the percentages?
Yours Tenuously,
The Emperor Of Entertainment
I think she is pretty when she is being natural but I can’t stand those fake eyelashes and I have always thought classy is way sexier than trashy. I realize she is not dressing for women though but I would rather look really classy than like that any day of the week. And Rob is the biggest loser of them all. He does nothing except sponge off of his sisters and cry to his mommy about what a loser he is.
Where is Bruce Jenner?
Cleveland girl: I disagree with you completely: that the reason for our hatred of KK is that we are all “just jealous.” (YOU may just be jealous, but please do not presume to speak for all of us.) If it were jealousy of her looks that elicited our disgust for KK,then how come this site is practically a *shrine* to Anjelina Jolie, who is (imo, and the opinion of everyone I know ) a FAR more beautiful woman than KK? Why do most of the (mostly female) posters here fawn over various gorgeous female stars—Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, Charlize Theron, Mila Kunis, Heidi Klum, to name just a few—-if their jealousy of other women’s beauty is so overwhelming that it provokes their HATRED of them? Answer is, it DOESN’T evoke their hatred, if they like/can endure the personalities of beautiful celebrities, they are clearly not so jealous of their appearances that they actually dislike them. So, sorry, but your theory,I believe, is not just vastly oversimplified,but untrue. The reason I hate KK is the reason I have seen many others speak of: she is a *profoundly* selfish, lying, superficial, vain, vapid, narcisistic, discompassionate, entitled, snobby, heartless brat. (Ever see the MULTIPLE photos of her wearing fur from her vast collection of them? Even though she has been graphically educated about how those animals are tortured and killed? To me, that is one of the more despicable things about her, and also symbolic of her entire personality:it doesn’t matter who suffers or who gets hurt, so long as she gets what she wants.) THESE are the reasons *I* dislike her, the same reasons that many others, on many blogs, give,too–not remotely out of jealousy(though i wouldn’t mind having her cash income.)But do I loathe her out of jealousy of her “beauty”? No. Same as many others–female *and* male, report–we loathe her b/c of what she looks like *inside* herself: so pathologically selfish that she is actually grotesque.
count me in on what u say-I’m not feelin the jealousy but annoyed & bothered yup
She must have done some more surgery recently because now she looks like actress Roselyn Sanchez it’s scary
She looks pretty in a very fake, posessed way.
Do you think when you squeeze her cheeks, it sounds like air being let out of a balloon?
Hate her or love her, we are all talking about her and that keeps her in the spotlight. So it’s our fault.
She did her marriage on tv, paid for by her sponsors, she refused to help kris humphries’ family get there, she kept the gifts and “donated” the value to her pimp momma’s fake church.
So she earned 3 times over…the weddig itself, the gifts, then the tax break on the “donation” even tho the money stayed in the family.
Team humphries! Someone needs to knock this b!tch down a few pegs.
Agreed!!
What a total BLIMP in that dress. the point is to see if she can shove herself into a size ONE? (which she is NOT)and stop blowing kisses! just go away.. far far away….
I wonder who her Dr. Frankenstein is.
Actually while we re ranting on all the fake im surprised no one throws anything in about those scraggly too-long fake hair extensions. I wish that trend would be over soon, they gross me out.
Rob looks old and fat. Kim looks vacant, per her usual.
New York divorce attorney here. When both parties consent to an annulment, it goes like this. The first party alleges either a mistake of fact, or a fraud, such as “I got married believing we would always live in California, based on the representations that were made by my husband.” The other party neither admits nor denies the allegations. It is a no contest type of statement. Therefore, there is no actual finding of fraud.
She looks like she has a ducks ass transplanted on her face!
U all r jealous when Angie stole Brad from Jennifer u bad mouth her too. They are human we make mistakes to. Stop trying to life Thur kim’
U all r jealous when Angie stole Brad from Jennifer u bad mouth her too. They are human we make mistakes to. Stop trying to live Kim’s life