Dog The Bounty Hunter shirtless and wearing a sarong coverup: hilarious?


These are photos of Dog The Bounty Hunter and his wife Beth Chapman in Hawaii. Usually these type of beach photos are totally staged, but it’s a stretch to imagine that these were set up. The last time we talked about this guy at all he was spouting some racist crap on tape and liberally using the N word, so I don’t feel bad about pointing out that he’s gained a few and looks like he has a gut full of baby (Credit: Bossip). He obviously doesn’t care. Dudes. Here’s the description from the photo agency:

The Bounty Hunters, Duane & Beth Chapman spend a relaxing day at the beach and they even brought their Dog! Duane “The Dog” Chapman and his wife, Beth were spotted taking some time off catching criminals to catch a little sun in Hawaii and they seemed to have had no problem as Duane was looking a little red as he cooled off in the Ocean wearing a sarong in Maui, Hawaii on March 18, 2012. Duane seems to have packed on a few pounds…look at that belly!

[From FameFlynet photo description]

Is this guy’s show even still on? Yes, yes it is, and new episodes start airing March 21. I guess that explains these beach photos then. They were staged. It takes a special kind of person to bleach their hair blonde and rock an Elvis mullet. The same kind of person who would wear a sarong coverup with his gut hanging over it and proudly call the paps. You know that show Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet? There’s got to be some crossover here.

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  1. lucy2 says:

    My eyes!!! Why did I even click on this story?!?!

  2. Lily says:

    lol he looks like real pig – pink/red/blonde.

  3. gee says:

    I saw them in person once in Columbus Circle. He was short and peacock-y.

  4. brin says:

    Please….no “lei’d” jokes. Ugh.

  5. Syko says:

    At the moment I can’t think of any man in the world who looks more horrible than this.

  6. Kaboom says:

    Nothing more tragic/funny than guys running out of hair covering up for it with a mullet from hell.

  7. jc126 says:

    What could be going on in the vicinity of his crotch that he opted to wear a sarong?

    I want very much to give that guy a makeover.

  8. Miffits says:

    I think these pics just gave my eyes leprosy.

    What is up with my morbid curiosity today?! First Kris Jenner nude pregnant photo, now this?

  9. blonde on the dock says:

    He needs a full on body bag. Scary!!!

  10. NotaHater says:

    I think that’s actually a lava lava, which is traditionally worn by men in Hawaii, but he needed to put a SHIRT ON.

  11. dorothy says:

    It’s time to go back to the trailer and put some clothes on.

  12. cmc says:

    I’m just *really* happy we weren’t punished with photos of his wife standing up. Um, SHE’S WEARING A BIKINI. I’m all for body acceptance but seriously- bikinis are not for obese people. Please don’t make the rest of us look at that :(

  13. Kaz says:

    Quit ripping on Dog. He is my neighbor and does a lot of good for our Island. So what is he gained weight. He was ripped before and takes down Meth Heads. What do you do for a living, cubicle commando?

    • Jazzmin says:

      LOL!! “cubicle commando” ha ha ha ha that made me laugh! but yeah…I agree, Dog and his wife are at the beach what else do some expect for them to wear?

  14. Veruca says:

    I’m sorry, dear, but there’s not enough bleach on the planet for that.

    :)

  15. flourpot says:

    At first glance, I thought Linds went back to blonde. Not that far off.

  16. Candee says:

    I have no problem with his weight or clothing,it could be worse he could be wearing a speedo lol . But the hair is terrible you would think he could afford a better bleach job.Him and Hulk Hogan must use the same stylist.

  17. Candyland says:

    LOL! The only bounty that dude takes down is the papertowel kind.

    OMG, what IS that sitting next to him? Boobs bigger then Coco’s and their spilling out onto my computer keyboard.

  18. Suz says:

    The title of this post really should be, “That which is seen cannot be unseen”.

  19. CTgirl says:

    Holy crap!

  20. Moi says:

    Been to Hawaii a bunch of times and have friends who live there. The Hawaiian Island are beautiful, can’t say that about the tourists or some of the “locals” (whiteys who moved there from the mainland and think they’re full-fledged Hawaiians now).

    Would be nice if they left the slang/ Hawaiian lingo, customs and dress to the real locals. They come across like being trailer trash from Florida.

    • bill wright says:

      dear sir as a young man in my early 20s I lived in a mobile home but as I worked and moved up in my company I was able to buy a nice brick home and I am a native floridan and I have seen some tpt we r all not that way . also we would discribe beth as a double bagger 1 for her and 1 for u just incase hers comes off while u r enjoying her bountfull fruits

  21. thinkaboutit says:

    Ugh in other photos you can see Biga$$ Beth taking her shorts off and her tummy tuck scar hanging right out. Now WHY would she go under the knife for her belly and not take care of those massive udders hanging down past her waist??? And why wasn’t her Dog in the next room getting his 5th trimester baby belly removed?

  22. some bitch says:

    White trash beautiful.

  23. skuddles says:

    OMG MY EYES MY EYES!!!! Somehow his gut is even more horrifying than the sight of Beth’s monster mammaries. Time to put that dog down!

  24. Jackie says:

    i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    how can people watch this show knowing what racists they are???? unbelievable.

  25. beclove says:

    ARF!

  26. Tazina says:

    Looks like half if not more of the American men I see on the beach while on holiday, big gut, saggy boobs. So why bother insulting his body which appears to be the norm? Good food and drink, not very much exercise – who cares. Live and let live.

  27. Shannon says:

    “Duane was looking a little red as he cooled off in the Ocean wearing a sarong in Maui.”

    Has he ever NOT looked red? I’ve never seen the man without sunburn.

    Sidenote: one of my professors got to meet him at a conference. He’s pretty much what you’d expect :P

  28. crazycatlady says:

    I like these people. They are characters all their own, with a TV show unlike any other. Sure, they look ridiculous, but they own it, and their mission is to catch the bad guys. Who can hate ‘em for that?

    I’d just like to know how the heck Dog isn’t riddled with skin cancer by now. He’s always pink & leathery. He needs an introduction to spray-on tan.

  29. Aud says:

    He’s not looking so good anymore, but as of last time I watched the show (a long, long time ago) I would do some naughty things to his boy Leland!

  30. Stacia says:

    The worst part is the BALD MULLET he has going on in the back of his head.

  31. Paula says:

    Here is another example of the disgusting families on tv. Crack anyone?

  32. Craig Lamx says:

    Wow! I can’t believe Beth has the nerve to be on a public beach looking like the trampy beached Whale she is… And in a two piece? She can dress trampy, get her fake nails done, put those hoves in Designer shoes, and she’s still a Bossy Cow. Now that her Bossy controlling ego has chased off Duane Lee and Leeland, who will do her dirty work and protect her? Dog, Baby Lisa, or Cesily? Right! This season is going to be good.

  33. Andrea says:

    To all who think Dog and family are Bad. I challenge you to watch all of his shows. Subscribe to netflix and you’ll get all shows from the beginning. This is a family who really cares. People are so quick to judge racism. I’ve seen Dog and family wipe the tears from a black person’s face. They care no matter what color or creed you are. They pray for you and with you