Stacy Keibler models wedding gowns for Hello Mag, so… she’ll get dumped soon

We can’t use the photos in the new issue of Hello Magazine, but that’s okay, because it’s better if I verbally draw you a picture. Imagine Stacy Keibler in all of her budget glory. Imagine Stacy with her busted hair pulled into an elegant chignon. Imagine that chignon accessorized with a simple, elegant veil. Imagine Stacy’s toned, wrestler physique clad in a lovely wedding dress. YES. THIS IS HAPPENING. Stacy Keibler did a photo shoot for Hello Magazine in which she’s modeling wedding gowns!!!!!!! For real. George Clooney is going to dump her so fast, it’s going to be so sad, y’all. Here are some highlights from Stacy’s Hello interview, which is basically just an ad for these Pronovias wedding gowns:

Stacy on the gowns: “The collection is so beautiful, the detail is so intricate, just really elegant. I loved modeling the dresses. They were so beautiful and I just felt very elegant in them.”

Going to the Oscars with George: ”It was such a wonderful experience. It was so much fun and I got to meet a lot of people that I have admired for a very long time.”

What she does in her spare time: ”I like to cook, I love to read and I also enjoy travelling. Whenever I have a break from work, I always find somewhere to go.”

Her workouts and diet: ”I’m very active, so I work out probably five times a week or more. I try to eat very balanced meals and I try to eat as organically as I can. I also make sure I wash my face every night. One of my most important routines is hydrating my skin every morning and night with creams, oils and nourishing treatments.”

Her favorite color: “Purple – it’s a very energetic color.”

Her style icon: “I would have to say Grace Kelly.”

[From Hello Magazine, print edition]

Blah, it doesn’t even matter at this point. I can’t imagine Clooney cosigned Stacy doing a photo shoot in wedding gowns, and I have to think that Clooney will end up dumping her shortly. CB pointed out that Sarah Larson did a Hello Mag interview (likely a paid interview) shortly after Clooney dumped her too. Hello Magazine: picking up Clooney’s castoffs, one cocktail waitress/escort at a time.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. cassius. says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • polk8dot says:

      What is happening to him? He looks more and more like a busted troll!
      The previous decade was probably his best, but this one is sliging downhill in a hurry. Oy and auchhh.

  2. Eileen says:

    Bu-bye

  3. Jackie says:

    even she can’t be this stupid.

    the gown company clearly wants to exploit her situation…

  4. Jazzmin says:

    Whenever I see Stacy’s smiling face like the Cheshire cat, I can’t help but think of a small cute adorable kitten who does not know she will be soon dumped out in the cold

  5. Franny says:

    no link to the pictures? i want to see!!

  6. Marjalane says:

    For some reason I think these two have a very definite end of contract date anyway; Maybe Clooney told her to go ahead, get whatever cash and glory you can…while you can. I would like to think that he’ll 86 her before he has his big Obama fundraiser at his house- although it would be fun to imagine Stacy and Michelle Obama having a conversation:

    “Oh, you’re an attorney? I’m a lady wrestler”

    • Kloops says:

      This^ is awesome. Totally agree. She’ll see out her contract.

    • mimi says:

      Are we sure they are still together? When were they last snapped together?

      Remember she wasnt at the Whitehouse dinner. I actually cant imagine anyone saying no to dinner at the Whitehouse, even if just for the pics. It doesnt even matter what your political affiliations are – its the friggin whitehouse!

      And where was she when he got “arrested”. Whos girlfriend doesnt show up when they are stunt arrested??

    • Whitey Fisk says:

      “Oh, you’re an attorney? I’m a lady wrestler”

      Good stuff – thank you Marjalane, you made my day!

  7. lucy2 says:

    Doesn’t she know by now that any sort of marriage and/or children talk is the kiss of death for his girlfriends?

    • evie says:

      She knows and I’m beginning to think that this is part of George’s contract. A good excuse for him to finish with her.

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      Except they aren’t really girlfriends, are they? They are more the GFE. Girl friend experience “girls”. Let’s be real, they are all high class hookers. How else do they pay their bills between gigs.

      All his GFs are like this.

      Seeing that Room 23 thing just reinforces this for me, all these stars and out of work actresses advertising their wares.

  8. Agnes says:

    yeah, i seem like this is a play on her entire (precarious) situation. not sure why she would do it, i assume that being clooney’s girlfriend pays more in the long term than a photo shoot.

  9. Aiobhan says:

    Yeah they are so done. Not that I really cared about these two but after this I don’t really think she is going to last even 6 weeks.

  10. Liv says:

    I wondered why he didn’t already dump her – is the contract still valid? ;-)

  11. lower-case deb says:

    “quick, george, while she’s not looking! over here! psst~” said the person out of the frame of the first picture.

    but, joking aside, that first picture… she looks pretty

  12. mln76 says:

    It’s all so clearly staged. I’m not saying Georgie is gay but he arranges these escorts for a set amount of time. They benefit with paid endorsement deals and get a career boost he gets eye candy (sort of) on his arm and a bit of publicity. Win-Win situation. Then the girl mentions marriage right before the contract expires and Georges eternal bachelor image is further cemented. Stacy is a smart girl and over the last few months she’s earned quite a bit of money by upping her appearance fees and she’s much more accessible than the ‘Italian Queen’ . I think she’ll end up George’s most successful ex-girlfriend.

    • operagirl says:

      @mln76, LOL — we posted the same thing at the same time. High five!

    • Liv says:

      I’m saying he’s gay :-)

      • mln76 says:

        It’s definitely within the realm of possibility. He also could just be kinky as all get out and into swinging and S&M and hookers (he was spotted at the italian PM’s sex party w/the Italian Queen remember?).

      • Liv says:

        You mean Berlusconi’s party? Was it a fact that he was there? (Just heard of it) Maybe he was there to meet men? ;-) I don’t know, could also be that he’s into men and women…but all his latest girlfriends were so obiously paid! I really would like to know the truth just to know if I’m right ;-)

      • mln76 says:

        He denied the whole thing but I believe the girl was telling the truth. Also that’s Lainey’s take that he’s into getting beaten up and is bi.

      • normades says:

        I think he’s into foursomes with Cindy Crawford and hubby and whatever he brings to the table.

      • Playlist says:

        Liv says: I’m saying he’s gay

        According to Ted C.’s blind item, so is Stacy. See BV named “Consuela Conveyor-Belt” and draw your own conclusions.

    • fabgrrl says:

      Hmm…that does make sense.

      Girlfriend: “I want to marry George Clooney! He is TOTALLY husband and father material.”

      George: “Oh no! I’m going to dump my girlfriend now because she said the ‘M-word’. ALL the girls really want to marry me, because I am handsome and charming and rich. But I am just too much of a swinging bachelor”.

      Public: “Oh George, you cad! You must totally be someone that women want to marry. And the ONLY reason your relationships never last long is that you don’t want to marry. Oh, women of the world, maybe one of YOU can be the one to change him!”

    • Camille (The original) says:

      mln76- You nailed it. I completely agree with you, what you said is pretty much my thoughts exactly.

  13. operagirl says:

    I’m beginning to think that this is part of George’s contract with these women.

    “When it is time for Party of the Second Part to go their separate ways from the Party of the First Part (i.e. George Clooney), Party of the Second Part shall seek out ways in the media to draw attention to their long-time desire to be married with children. Such ways might include media interviews, paparazzi captures of images of the Party of the Second Part visiting bridal salons or baby clothing and furniture stores, or any number of combinations of these things. Party of the Second Part should be creative.”

  14. Jayna says:

    “When I have a break from work.”. LOL

  15. Guest says:

    I saw the pictures from Hello magazine and she looks beautiful, but it is pretty ironic that George Clooney’s girlfriend is modeling wedding gowns. He must have known that she was going to model these dresses. Maybe this is the way they are letting us know that there are wedding bells in the future or she is totally clueless that this is pretty ridiculous.

  16. pleeeezzzzzz says:

    Gimme a break the marriage/wedding/children contract is part of George’s ubiquitous contracts! She’s not stupid. She’s ambitious!

  17. Cody says:

    Are they together or not?
    Staged pictures of them the other week in Cabo.

    She has been invited with George, by Time Magazine to White house Correspondents dinner. Will he take her?

    The Obama Fundraiser, at his house. Will she play hostess for George?

    Now she is modeling wedding dresses. Will there be a walk down the aisle?

    When George talks about humanitarian causes it is hard to take him seriously. All I think about his him and Stacy Keibler and laugh.

    • Coucou says:

      But that’s his humanitarian cause: turning hoes into princesses. Wonder who the next contender will be?

  18. Madpoe says:

    When arm candy goes Cray Cary. Silly rabbit.

  19. foozy says:

    ciao!

  20. Holden says:

    Oh boy, what did we try to tell you Stacy? The first step to having a future with George is never admit to thinking about a future with George. You’ll be free now little bird, fly!

  21. Abigail says:

    I can’t believe he’s taking her to the White House Correspondents Dinner or he will have her at his Obama fundraiser. Surely he will come to his senses before he trashes up these events with this cleaned-up ex-wrestler. She looks pretty, yet mediocre as always, in these pictures. She only has two expressions “dumb innocent sweet” when she’s wearing non-stripper-type clothing and “school girl flirty sex kitten” when she’s wearing her stripper clothes. This is why her attempts at modeling and acting have been unsuccessful.

  22. T.C. says:

    She will be out by the summer. Trust. He just can’t dump her right away. Need time to make it seem not so obvious.

    • Holden says:

      Oh no, he dumped that Italian piece before she even finished her sentence. She said, “You know, someday I would like to get married and have chil…” *door slam*

  23. P.J. says:

    Isn’t the white gown in the photo practically a duplicate of Pippa Middleton’s maid-of-honor gown at the royal wedding?

    Stacy looks like she’s losing weight — another part of her Clooney makeover.

  24. Gene Parmesan says:

    Grace kelly is rolling in her grave saying “so my legacy has been extended to famewhore wrestlers as well?”

  25. Guest1 says:

    At least his girlfriends in the past have come out in interviews and said they want to marry him, I like Stacy’s subtle approach. The way she tweets about being in love, pictures of her and George’s dog and her god daughter. Now the most subtle approach of all, modeling wedding dresses. You got to love it.

  26. Weezy says:

    I think she is trying to change her image from WWE sex kitten wrestler to the elegant Grace Kelly look and it is not working for me. Unfortunately, the old look will always be in cyber space. I wonder at the White House if they google Stacy to find out who she is.

  27. Hanna says:

    AHAHAHAH dat smile!
    Bye, escort.

  28. minivanmom says:

    At least if they get married, she already has some pictures for the wedding album.

  29. Ally says:

    Reminds me of Pippa’s bridesmaid gown in that top picture.

  30. Frayed_Edges says:

    Buh bye Stace!

  31. skuddles says:

    Definitely – modelling wedding dress = Clooney relationship death toll. I’d like to say I’ll miss her… but I won’t :)

  32. aurelia says:

    Look at george in the top pickie. He looks like a shrunken 90 year old whissened old man.

  33. Scout says:

    Don’t care much to comment on article but I have to comment on that dress in the second pic down. It is gorgeous – well what we can see of it! Just love it!

  34. shawn says:

    Grace Kelly is her style icon? ROFLMAO! Because Grace Kelly would totally wear hooker dresses.

  35. Heather says:

    She has a really great body.

    • shawn says:

      I disagree. I think she has a really weird body. Her shoulders and neck are oddly shaped, and her legs are masculine. Her face is average. The Hello magazine pics would have been photoshopped all to hell.

      • Intercontinental says:

        No, it doesn’t look as though there is any photo shop, on her face at least, she’s got more wrinkles than great auntie Nelly, and she’s 102…!!!

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    What do you want to bet she has the nerve to act surprised when she gets dumped?

  37. Guest says:

    Wouldn’t this be considered an example of an oxymoron, George Clooney’s girlfriend posing in wedding dress?

  38. Joey says:

    I remember reading a story about George where he said he could never be a politician because he banged too many women. So crass.

    I like Stacy. And she is gorgeous.

  39. Joey says:

    I remember reading a story about George where he said he could never be a politician because he b a n g e d too many women. So crass.

    I like Stacy. And she is gorgeous.

  40. Joey says:

    I remember reading a story about George where he said he could never be a politician because he bang3d too many women. So crass.

    I like Stacy. And she is gorgeous.

  41. mandy says:

    omg I’m going to vomit! it really is not pretty … it is often said if you’re not smart or pretty he missed! george clooney = scam

  42. Lorenzo says:

    Our lolly licking pure innocent sweetheart posted a picture of herself jumping on twitter. LOL, this is the most ridiculous jump/pose I’ve ever seen. Guess she “just felt very elegant”, hahahaha.

    • Abigail says:

      @Lorenzo – she was ridiculously jumping up and down to get the paps’ attention. I guess she’s been in Cabos a few days and they haven’t published any pictures of her yet.

    • shawn says:

      Curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the pic. It’s definitely photoshopped. Her real thighs are much thicker than those in the pic. And yes it’s a really stupid pic. She’ll do anything to get attention.

      • Lorenzo says:

        The person who photoshopped the picture is definitely making fun of her. And it was a good one :)

  43. Nyfika says:

    We love Stacy! She is gorgeous. I don ‘t thing that Georgie is gay…