Lindsay Lohan wasn’t a cracked-out mess at Coachella, surprised?

Lindsay Lohan was at Coachella, of course. Because she’s completely sober and law-abiding and what’s the best way to celebrate the end to your formal probation than a music festival soaked with alcohol, cocaine and marijuana? And men, of course. LL was spotted in the company of several “mystery men” – I’m barely paying attention to them. I’m assuming she’s “working” the festival, and that she has her own sexy Porta-Potty in which she conducts her business. TMZ has more from Team Lohan about why she’s there:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she doesn’t feel she did anything wrong by going to Coachella this weekend — because the judge in her probation case told her to avoid clubs … and Coachella doesn’t qualify.

Our sources tell us, Lindsay feels she didn’t thumb her nose at Judge Stephanie Sautner, because Coachella is really just a gigantic concert and she was just there for the music.

We’re told Lindsay went to a few different events during the weekend and was very conscious lots of people were whispering about her — specifically, that she was in the danger zone by even showing up. The way she feels … she’s gone to Coachella for the last 4 or 5 years so she didn’t think this year was a big deal.

Lindsay insists she didn’t have a drop of alcohol during the weekend — she feels she can control herself, even in a situation filled with temptation.

Lindsay is currently under investigation for allegedly assaulting a woman at a hotel bar, but Lindsay claims she wasn’t even out that night.

[From TMZ]

Whatever. “…She’s gone to Coachella for the last 4 or 5 years so she didn’t think this year was a big deal…” Of course. Because LL’s last five years have been GREAT. Why wouldn’t she repeat the pattern?

But I have to give the Cracken some credit – in many of these photos, she looks okay and reasonably sober. Her face is not bloated, her lips are… well, they’re still jacked, but I don’t think she got fresh injections before the festival. The ginger hair color is looking better too – less pink. She might have gotten the color freshened up. As for her outfit – what else was she going to wear, people? It’s a glorified tank top, which she’s wearing as a dress. I’m guessing she’s not wearing a bra… or underwear. Those booties are hideous too.

My favorite photos are the ones where she’s strutting through the grass like it’s a catwalk. Never change, Cracken.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Shaz says:

    dress no, dress with THOSE shoes – He11 no!

  2. Cherry says:

    Looking at the top pic, I thought: wow, she looks remarkably pretty. She fixed her hair, sort of, and her face is… ok. But then I scrolled down and saw those SHOES… and that whorey, way-too-short Lolita-style dress (is it even a dress, or just a nightie or something?). No. No. No. Bad Lindsay. She looks like a working girl.

  3. cmc says:

    Um… She looks kind of hot. Weird, the change back to red really did wash off a lot of the “crackhead coked-out bloated ghost of Debbie Harry” look she had going for a while.

    Still sick of her and still think she should go away.

    • blondie says:

      I know! I think she looks kind of hot too. And I have to give her credit. Regardless of what she’s done to her face, she still has a really hot figure from the neck down. Somehow the drugs didn’t ruin that.

  4. KLO says:

    She looks……dare I say….. NICE?

  5. girl says:

    What is she wearing?!?She looks a middleaged adult film star from the 80s. I really get nauseous looking atthese photos. She still has a “cracked out” aura about her.

  6. Bubbling says:

    She looks like lady of the night and that’s euphemism for a prostitute

  7. Boo says:

    Hooker stroll. I hope she had a portable pole to writhe around on to drum up some business there in the dirt.

    Did you see where someone in the crowd brought one of her mug shots on a pole, you know, like you’d carry at a picket line? Har.

    There are also a bunch of bloaty-faced pics of her at night (maybe Friday night?), pretending to try to hide from the paps behind a see-through umbrella. Looking glazed and druggy.

  8. Franny says:

    I was thisclose to typing all about how great she looks. And she does look good (for her)from the waist up. But a longer dress and cute sandals would have made this outfit 1000x better. SO CLOSE crackin.

  9. Reba says:

    Omg, she looks hot and young! Whaaaaa? How did she do it? Props to her!

  10. Hautie says:

    With Lohan’s hair weave having been too blond… it is hard to get hair color to soak in.

    So it will constantly look too pink. (or just a washout looking red)

    The same thing happens to natural hair too. Red is a hard color to maintain on top of an old blond dye job.

    I do not understand those hideous shoes. The cotton dress would have been fine. Had she chosen a simple flat shoe.

  11. Bess says:

    Lohan looks better, except for the outfit and the shoes. The outfit looks like a nightie.

    Anyway, her brother Mike looks a little ragged too (he’s the guy in the beanie hat). Also, I see that one of her usual crew of trouble makers, Gavin Doyle, is with her too. He’s the guy with the orange scarf.

  12. Shelly says:

    Those shoes are ridic! However, she does look much better than she has in a long time. I think she’s even looked sober a lot lately, even while leaving clubs. Or maybe her lovely red hair is just fooling me and hiding the crack and booze.

  13. Anmelt says:

    I think she looks gorgeous and quite healthy. The outfit is fug but her figure is looking pretty svelte. Big improvement IMO.

  14. maggie says:

    Her face looks better. Like maybe she actually drank some water or something.

  15. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ok even I will admit she does look better than her normal plastic cracked out face usually does…but she ALWAYS does this – has a few months (after things get really bad) off the drugs and drink but then slowly it all comes crashing back again worse than b4…so lets just wait & see how long it takes this time.

    Also totaly agree she is still hooking, so prob a reason for the drugs to come back sooner rather than later

  16. Lily says:

    She looks good. Good for her. It seems everything goes better for her these days.

  17. imabrat says:

    Who the hell wears shoes like that to a rompin’ music festival? Someone that doesn’t care to SEE, only BE seen.

    • Green_Eyes says:

      Or a “working girl” as she was seen w/ several different guys & most “working girls” referring to a certain “profession” only… NEVER wear flats, no matter what the venue.

      • FFS says:

        Then I would make for a horrible streetwalker. If I had to sell my tail I would be in flip flops and only get picked up by feet freaks.

      • Green_Eyes says:

        FFS: Same here sweetie! Lol flip Flops all the way:)

    • sup says:

      who the hell pays for those shoes anyway? only a cracken could

  18. TruthTella says:

    She has one of those faces that can either look really good or really bad on any given day, she looks good here (minus the crack lips) but yeah the outfit is a bit OTT.

  19. dorothy says:

    Those shoes look like orthopedic shoes. She needs to hire a stylist, STAT!

  20. katie says:

    people want the red back, thats when she was more loved and respected.. shes finally catching on that this may help in her cause for finding more work and not being seen as total trash.

    • Green_Eyes says:

      If she’s working on a less trashy image, dressing appropriately for a venue is a good start.. Especially when you know you will be photographed. Hooker heel (though my friends wear those heels, we still call them that) booties seem trashy & out of place. The dress is shorter than what I would have worn, but it covers everything. Would have been really cute w/ flats or a strappy low heeled wedge sandal.

      Doesnt do any good to try to change the hair & makeup (or teeth & face), if your still going to ess like your trolling for clients rather than there to enjoy the music & atmosphere. Even my nieces pay attention to what she posts on FB regarding pics as potential employers & colleges do look. So if your someone like Lohan, there is no doubt every photo splashed in a tabloid or blog is going to be seen by someone who is a potential employer. So if she’s working on the image thing… It’s the total package, not just the hair. Just saying.

  21. Naye in VA says:

    if her lips ever go back to normal she could be really pretty again. the lips throw everything off. if i were her i’d invest in some hips

  22. KayC says:

    Dress is borderline too short for a celeb (special rules?) but the shoes are disgusting on so many levels, they taint the entire rest of the outfit. Minus the shoes and the only thing I see to complain about are her still strange looking lips.

    That said, my next door neighbor (same age grew up together etc.) is a pretty classic ginger who has lips very similar to those of The Cracken (pre-plastic), almost like the line between lip and skin is undefined. Pretty distinctive and a little strange at first. That plus fillers def. equals some massive strangeness. Maybe she can get it taken out?

  23. Beatrix says:

    That outfit is…not the best.

  24. Kloops says:

    She looks….improved and sober. I’ll give her that, but not good by any stretch. The lips and cheeks are still horrifying. Her makeup (black flicked eye liner, coral lipstick) and return to red hair are clearly a blatant attempt to look like Emma Stone. Emma Stone now has the career Lohan so desperately wanted but it’s too late. She doesn’t have the talent and she’s destroyed her looks.

    • Green_Eyes says:

      Lol..not even in her dreams could she ever look like Emma Stone.. Well unless Cracken was having Crack induced delusions….

  25. Neelyo says:

    Who cares how good she looks? She’s still the same entitled, above the law person she was when her hair was blonde. She’ll trick people into thinking she’s got it together, but the second she gets an opportunity, she’ll blow it up her nose as usual.

    • Newtsgal says:

      Thank goodness!
      I couldn’t believe all the posts about how good she looks and finally I get to Neelyo, it’s nice to know there are some sane people left in the world.

  26. Bess says:

    Has there been any updates on the Lifetime Liz Taylor movie she’s been talking about for months? Isn’t she supposed to start working on it soon?

  27. fabgrrl says:

    Ann-Margaret. With that hair. Does anyone else see it? THAT is who she should do a biographical movie about. I know Ann-Margaret is still alive, but can’t you see it?

  28. Green_Eyes says:

    Lohan’s delusion regarding her whole “I can not be tempted” quote doesn’t help her image either… Having hired people that I knew where fired for using before, I only hired those who knew they had a problem, got clean, & continued to work on their sobriety. Having had Parents that were alcoholics; I cringe when someone claims they can be around it and not be tempted.. Everyday is a temptation, it’s how strong are you today to fight it? Has she ever even admitted she had a problem? If she has never admitted to a problem (as if in private to herself, a Counselor, or Judge..etc.) Then she’s still in denial, that mentality is that guarantees they will wind up back on habit. Saw it too many times.

  29. barbi says:

    It looks like she has spent a lot of time on her knees in those last 2 pictures. Especially the second to the last picture. 😉

  30. TXCinderella says:

    OMG those shoes are so fug! I wish she’d go back to her natural hair color and quit with the injections. She used to be so pretty.

  31. Moi says:

    I hope she can get it together and keep it that way. Her best move would be cutting off herself from her screwed up parents. She looks a 100% better from just getting her hair back to more of a red color. Now if she can stay clean and sober and stay away from the fillers and botox.

  32. Happy21 says:

    She would probably look (GASP) half decent if she wore a pair of flat shoes. She obviously doesn’t play by the fashion rules that if your bits are almost showing because your dress/skirt is so short, you don’t wear sky high heels!

    Jeezuz!! She just can’t do anything right, can she!?

    • Bex says:

      I don’t think she has the legs to wear flats. She obviously doesn’t work out and has to create an illusion of shape to her legs by wearing really high heels.

  33. MyCatLoves TV says:

    Is she perfect? No. Is she what she once was? No. Is she better than she’s been in a couple of years? Yeah. Baby steps. Chick is at a crossroads and could go either way. Will be watching CB to see how it goes.

  34. Mounir says:

    She looks really gorgeous, and she knows she is looking better. Maybe she’ll lay off the injects, that’d be great. And Thanks, Kaiser for giving her credit where it was due, BUT come on! A porta-potty where she conducts her business, really?!

  35. Cathy says:

    She does look ok in these pictures, not strung out and shit. But those shoes have got to go. Other posters are right, a nice pair of flats or sandals would look alot better with her dress, if that is what it is.

  36. Candyland says:

    Dumbdumbdumb. What reformed crackie says they can handle uncontrolled crackdom? Betcha the Liz Taylor people are shuddering, glad they didn’t really pick her.

    And credit for what? Looking 25? Huh? With fake hair, fake hair color, fake boobs, cocaine for dieting, botox, blah blah she dammed well should look like the million dollar woman.

    Why’s she got a blob of red on top of the head then one side of the hair looks lighter?

  37. Chinoiserie says:

    Umm, since everybody in the comments seems to hate the shoes I guess I should not buy similar (not as high) ones like I planned when I first saw her picture? 🙂
    And why does everybody seem to think she is a hooker. Is this actually proven?

  38. Vicky says:

    The hair looks good. The capped teeth look. The outfit, not so good.

  39. Lizbet says:

    Wow, in the evening photo she almost looks, dare I say it, as good as before!

    The face work can’t be denied, but she looks happy and sober and relaxed for the first time in ages. Good for her.

    Now that the outside is improving, let’s work on the attitude issues.

  40. pearl says:

    i can’t belive i’m saying this… she looks very pretty! she almost doesn’t look like her usually crackie self

  41. skuddles says:

    So no booze… big deal. What was she smoking/inhaling/ingesting/injecting? Sober my ass.

    • gg says:

      Seems she generally has a substitute means of getting high for every occasion, since every doctor in California gives her speed (Adderall), xanax, etc. Who needs booze?

  42. Kim says:

    She looks ridiculous! NO ONE dresses up for Coachella like this. Her dress is way to short and hideous on her and the shoes are absolutely hilarious for Coachella where most people wear flip flops!

    Her facial work is so scary a la Kim Kardashian. She looks like a wax figure! At least she got rid of the bleach blond hair although this pinkish hue is pretty bad also but better than the fried blond hair she has been sporting.

  43. the original bellaluna says:

    Ladies, am I the only one who noticed the “Cleopatra” eye-liner? She must be trying to “get into character” as Elizabeth Taylor (poor Dame Elizabeth).

    As far as the “no underwear” well, it does make for easier access, and it’s not like it’s a new development.

    *raises cracktini to the Usual Suspects*

    The dress: ugly; the shoes: kill them with fire; but it was considerate of her to wrap that napkin around her waist to clean off the jizz before her next customer.

    • Newtsgal says:

      “jizz napkin”…
      LOL!
      I can always count on you Bella for a good belly laugh!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Any time, Newt! Can you tell I’ve missed my internet this weekend? 😉

    • Boo says:

      Maybe her fabulous clothing line 6126 (or whatever it is/was) should develop a line of wearable jizz napkins. You just never know when you’re going to need one during a long work day or night.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Oh, Boo & Newt, the designs we could come up with! “Just Been Jizzed by Uncle Terry”; “Yachts of Jizz”; “Fire Crotched”; “Thank You, Judge Star-Slurped”; “Welcome to Miami!”; “The Chateau Special”; “How to Avoid Jail in One (OK, several) Easy Slurps”…the list is ENDLESS!

  44. mar says:

    OMG she looks like LL again!

  45. Stubbylove says:

    Holy shit the Crackin’s hair and skin/makeup look great here – Her outfit is nast but I can’t believe I just typed about how great she looked.

  46. Snowflake says:

    She looks great. yeah, heels are a little much for a hipie music festival but she looks good overall. Plus, all the young girls wear dresses that make them look like hookers now so i’m sure she wasn’t the only one. whenever i go to a rock concert, some of the outfits these chicks wear are so skanky! Girl’s def got an awesome body! flats or flipflops would have been perfect! with 70s hair back in style, she looks like a hot hippie chick

  47. Pamela says:

    I think she looks a bit like Rose McGowan in the header pic.

  48. ILLNana says:

    Her shoes are awesome! I love Jeffrey Campbell. She looks great. And you would be wearing a nightie too if you were at Coachella! It is hot as hell there.

  49. Vera says:

    I like the dress, but not how she’s wearing it. And not with those shoes. And she is really trying to work the Cleopatra/Elizabeth Taylor cat-eyes. But it isn’t working. At all.
    She does look the healthiest I’ve seen her for a while, though.

  50. Cat says:

    I was gonna say that her face was looking good. Then I realized she’s wearing like ten pounds of make-up.

  51. Camille (The original) says:

    Her hair looks clean and nice. And that’s about it.

  52. meh says:

    Her face and her neck/chest are two entirely different colors. If her face looks better here, it’s got to be because she’s wearing a mountain of makeup. hair is looking way better though. That dress might be cute with sandals.

  53. sup says:

    still fug tho

  54. Sugar says:

    flashing fhe peace sign o yeah LILO is back

  55. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Sorry to disappoiint you Lohan fans but the raw shots from yesterday before they were photoshopped she had little porcupine spikes of hair sticking up thru the extensions and her makeup looked like a mask still does from the sied look …wished they had photoshopped those dam shoes like she could walk 100 ft in them with out tripping and another thing that gives away they have retouch a few things the big ass bruise that was on her right outside cafe of her leg is gone ..PUff disappear yet it was their in the other photos…and all those men surrounding her is her pack of Paps /guards and mob she takes with her everywhere….Notice nobody else is even within 20 yrds of her…they are all just standing and watching the show she is putting on. which is “Look at Me’ Look at ME ””