These are some new photos of Beyonce and Jay-Z leaving Bar Pitti just before yesterday’s Miami Heat vs. New York Knicks game. I’m also including pics of them leaving Madison Square Garden too. They sat courtside at the game (you can see photos here), and they wore the same outfits you can see here. I don’t really get why Beyonce is trying to make these trashy-looking pants “happen”. She’s been wearing various pairs of printed pants over the past few months, and they are just not cute. They look comfortable, though, so maybe that’s the appeal. But why would you go out of your way to wear such fug, comfortable pants and then jam your feet into too-small heels? Look at Bey’s toes! Her piggies are trying to escape.
Since you guys seemed to enjoy my mother’s thoughts on the Brangelina engagement, I thought I’d share her thoughts on Beyonce. (My mom and I went to lunch on Saturday, and we talked about celebrities the whole time, pretty much.) My mom had been reading People Magazine or one of those magazines and there was a photo spread about Beyonce losing the weight from her pregnancy. This was my mother: “That OFFENDS me. The fact that we’re supposed to ‘buy’ that Beyonce had that baby. We have eyes. She looks exactly the same. She was never pregnant.” Now, my mom is not a conspiracy theorist like me. She doesn’t buy into crazy “theories” about most celebrities. So it speaks volumes to me that my mom whole-heartedly refuses to accept that Beyonce was ever pregnant.
In other Beyonce news, FLOTUS Michelle Obama responded to Bey’s open letter. Bey posted the letter on her site, telling the world that she thinks Mrs. Obama is “the ultimate example of a truly strong African American woman.” FLOTUS wrote on her Twitter, “Thank you for the beautiful letter and for being a role model who kids everywhere can look up to.” Awkwardly worded. Sounds like something I would write!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.
What is with this ridiculous new trend of loud patterns pants? They’re awful and unflattering; especially on someone who is heavier on the bottom, Beyonce.
So those pictures of her in the bikini with her pregnant tummy sticking out . . . that was just a very good fake? I didn’t think she was really pregnant either, but I don’t have a good answer for the swimsuit pics.
are you kidding me…that belly was just paunch…I know, cause if I put on a bikini (God forbid) I would look about 6 months pregnant too. And I’m shaped just like Bey…a little heavier in the belly and bottom…
Tacky dresser… Yes little girls you too can grow up to marry a former drug dealer and pop ur puss* on stage like its no one business
And yes I do believe Mrs. Camel was pregnant
You forgot the plagarism/thievery!
Young women don’t need a role model with any of them newfangled “original ideas”…
Well I am sure your mom is very nice but she maybe hasn’t met any pregnant Black women who are already ‘thick’. Bey carried like EVERY WOMAN IN MY FAMILY!!! There is video of her walking around with her belly out and it’s clearly not make-up or a prosthetic. Looking at a People magazine spread doesn’t make your mom an OBGYN.
Those are hideous pants.
Boom! Thank you!
*puts away People magazine*
*closes OBGYN office*
*starts job hunting*
Dammit.
Lol! Thank you for the morning giggle!!
Awesome!!!
But being black and having women in your family that APPEARED (I say that because you actually know your family and saw them in person during their pregnancy) to carry the way Beyshameless did doesn’t mean you know for sure that she had the baby. It works both ways. Seeing is not always believing.
Those freaking glasses have got to go. Seriously, no one looks good in them. NO ONE. And the hat is not good either.
Printed pants are really in this spring, but more like printed denim, not this crazy pajama style she has been sporting.
Thank you. She wears those glasses all the time.
I am sure they were super-expensive but they make her look like Willy Wonka. Hate them.
The shirt to me is the most unflattering part.
and bikini baby bump hard to explain.. but folding baby bump even harder!!
Those shoes look so uncomfortable… The toe area doesn’t even exist!
Animal-print pants and plastic shoes. How classy Fakeyonce. And blue nails! We get it! Get over it for gods sake!
the Shoe-kini cracked me up.
Clever design 😀
I was squinting hard looking at these pictures, trying to spot the “touch of blue” that she seems to be all about in this past months, and thought she actually forgot.
Oh, hell no! Her NAIL POLISH is friggin’ blue. Damn, that sneaky Bey!
Stealing pants from Aunt Freida’s wardrobe is never a good idea.
Those pants look exactly like the type of parachute pants that bodybuilders (and MC Hammer for that matter) wore in the 80’s. Cougar Town did a spoof on those pants in the last episode.
Exactly! Hammer pants came to mind for me as well.
she looks cute and casual
I agree. And Beyonce isn’t the only one in those pants. They are EVERYWHERE this season.
The pants aren’t the worst part of it. It’s that ugly see-through shirt with that uncomfortable, too-small and clearly visible bra underneath it. Ugh.
awful
the entire outfit is horrific, but those sunglasses??? she needs to stop wearing them. now.
Those shoes are hideous! Too many visible scrunched toes!
She’s trying to look like she still has a bit of post pregnant weight to lose while the child grows and we don’t notice it’s older, bigger than usual for it’s age..
I thought she was breastfeeding! Where did her boobs go? Beyonce is the consummate liar. Her and Jay have been together for a decade and now they want to show PDA at a basketball game? Beyonce go away. People are sick of you.
…your boobs don’t stay huge the whole time you’re breast feeding. Once your milk supply has been established they can go down to a “normal” size. I went from an A to a D(the first few weeks when my supply was establishing itself) and now I’m back down to a B cup and breast feeding.
In the top pic it really makes me believe she is breast feeding because you can see the slope that you get after a few weeks (aka the sag)
She looks cute and relaxed.
I totally believe she had the baby.
I’m not dogmatic about Beyonce but I do enjoy her. She seems sweet and strong and independent. Also, my 2 year old loves to dance to her music and so I associate her with fun Mommy/Livvie time.
Please embee, there is nothing strong or independent about her; she is a total corporate robotized creation – famewhoring and bandwagon whoring to the max – to be independent means not giving an f what the public thinks, if she were truly independent she would not be trying to crawl all over the Obama’s for example. Left to her own devices she’d be as lost as a five yr old at a Wal-Mart.
I’ve said it several times for a woman that has millions and millions of dollars, Beyonce dresses like a hooker. She has no taste and no style. Regarding if she was pregnant or not to me she was faking it. If her marriage is a fake why not the pregnancy they have the money to do anything they want.
stupid glases
The pants look like those of people you see in WalMart late at night. Hideous.
lol…exactly…the ones they got at Goodwill!
Just awful, especially with those shoes. Gross. I can’t stand these two anymore after that silly fake pregnancy and their massive egos. Nor their music, gah.
If she had on flats or sneakers, I might excuse the pants as comfortable. But she has on toe killing heels, thus they were intentional and truly hideous.
She was on the beach in a bikini while pregnant and you could clearly see she was pregnant. I do remember her saying in an interview years ago that she was really afraid of child-birth, but maybe she got over her fear. I can’t imagine why she would fake it all…there is no shame in having a surrogate.
Her style has changed drastically since she gave birth, but she’s pretty much on trend right now.
I wonder what these celebs do with all their clothes, never see them wearing the same outfit twice.
Agree with everyone txgal and dorothy nailed it; such timeless elegance and class – Coco Chanel must be truly marveling at the sophistication displayed by one of our most prominent fashionistas.
i can’t help but stare at those horrible pointy Loubutines. Geesh they are something beyond words! They were bad enough when Rihanna was wearing them black, but bright pink it’s even worse and paired with all the rest is so incredibly unflattering.
she was never pregnant and that clown outfit is awful, she should admit to using a surrogate already, and that poor baby hidden under a blanket all the time, what happens when it’s 90 in the summer.
Is she wearing her daughters shoes? You would think with all that wealth, she could afford some that incase her entire toes and at least look her size. 1. They look uncomfortable.2. They look stupid.3. Those trousers are bringing on the onset of a migraine.4.And here’s me thinking ‘trash’ was just for the dustbin.
You would think you could afford a bra that fits properly.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Bey to death but her outfits are just.. ugh! HIDEOUS
I think Whoopi Goldberg wore those pants in 1987.
The shoes aren’t too small…if u look closely u can see there’s plastic surround her toes…that is the style of her shoes…duh dont be mad @ Bey cuz she has the balls to wear whatever she likes and ur to self conscious not too 🙂
Just sad, and not a surprise. If only this was just bad fashion sense. I stopped hating on Beyonce right about now.
Soooo…nothing about the intentional single earring hoop. & yup, the shoes just makes it look likea fail.
I threw up a little in my mouth and it was chunky.
Love your Mom!
And I’m sorry, but Bey brought this on herself. They played games with the collapsible belly….that D’oh on her face spoke volumes.
The fact that she gets thicker during her time off has always happened. But that doesn’t automatically translate to having a baby. Truly, I wish it was different but her face revealed the truth in that video. And sadly, nothing she has done since negates that moment even vacay weight.
Those pants are horrible and the shoes look painful.
Why does she always look so down and lost? I dont think Ive ever seen her with a look of a happy person that has a soul.