‘The Avengers’ heat up Moscow: between Mark Ruffalo & RDJ, who would you rather?

The cast of The Avengers were in Moscow two days ago, and we just got these photos today. They did a photo call and a premiere – and I think a Q&A session too. I’m trying to figure out who’s missing in these photos – Sam Jackson and Chris Evans, and that’s it, right? The rest of them are all there. I don’t know who organized these photos, but the only ones of Jeremy Renner are in group shots, yet the photographer made sure to get lots of pics of Scarlett Johansson’s bust and limp hair. Since I don’t have the time or the inclination to go through these shot by shot (it’s not a fashion post!), and because so many are group shots, let’s just talk about the dongfest that is The Avengers.

I’ve been hearing so much about Tom Hiddleston lately. Lainey even insinuated that Hiddleston is somehow BETTER than Michael Fassbender, which… I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion. The only thing I’ve seen Hiddleston in was Midnight In Paris, where he played F. Scott Fitzgerald. I liked him just fine – he was a lovely F. Scott. He’s attractive in photos, and I am willing to believe that he’s probably pretty hot in person too. But for the love of God – Michael Fassbender is a completely different BEAST.

How adorable is Mark Ruffalo, though? He and Robert Downey Jr. seem to be having some kind of adorable playoff, RDJ with his cute plaid suit and bow tie, Mark with his general “I’m a sweet dude, trust” vibe. Who would I rather? I don’t even know. I loved Mark’s sex scenes in The Kids Are Alright. But I also loved RDJ’s sex scenes in Two Girls and A Guy. DAMN! This is a hard choice.

I don’t even feel like talking about Chris Hemsworth. He’s still too pretty for my taste. Plus, I just don’t like ponytails on a dude. As for ScarJo… well, The Jiggle is present and accounted for. Bless her. She’s a lucky bitch for getting to hang out with all of these guys.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Redheadwriter says:

    RDJ every time.

  2. Eve says:

    Mark Ruffalo — that shouldn’t even be a question.

    Tom Hiddleston — would only have sex with him if he was dressed as Loki (horns and all).

    @ Kaiser:

    The sex scenes featuring Ruffalo that you HAVE to see are the ones from In The Cut. Full frontals (plus, an unorthodox oral sex scene).

    • Twez says:

      I literally snorted my tea when I read “Hiddleston — would only have sex with him if he was dressed as Loki (horns and all)” because I was thinking the same thing!

    • Jess says:

      Mark for me too – no question. And now I’ve got to go see that movie with his full frontals!

  3. Gene Parmesan says:

    Tom is mine bitches step back!!!!!Im effin lethal This is the hottest iv seen him look. He can take me on a ride anytime.
    On another note, Scar-jo is a much better woman than me, all these men will have their turns where im concerned!!! like how does she even stand there?? Lord have mercy.

  4. Eileen says:

    RDJ-yummy yum yum. He makes my loins tingle. 😉

  5. Chatcat says:

    RDJ…although I could do without the plaiddy laddy look in pic 6 above. On a side note JustJared has pix of Hemsworth’s wife in London looking prego and totally beautiful…ahhh the adorable babies they will have!!!!

  6. Holls says:

    RDJ. No question.

  7. Toot says:

    I’d rather do Mark. Something turns me off to RDJ .

  8. hillbillygirl45 says:

    It’s GOT to be RDJ, hands down. Good Lord that man is FINE! He really melts my butter…..And, if I was ScarJo, ain’t no tellin’ what kind of mess I’d get into with all these tasty treats around me…….

  9. birdie says:

    Tom Hiddleston..he is gorgeous, he is always smiling. Love him. To me, Fassbender lost his looks the last few months, don’t know why. Maybe alc and drugs, maybe aging.
    Love Tom as Loki as well..so hot.

  10. Franny says:

    RDJ, my fantasy boyfriend, sure loves those boy high heels. I can’t hate him for it, but it is kind of humorous.

  11. Twez says:

    That’s a good looking collection of men. Even Renner, who objectively is the least conventionally attractive, has got something… charisma? movie star dust? Who knows?

  12. anti-icon says:

    Having to choose between RDJ and Ruffalo would be a crime. Couldn’t be done…both are so removed from all the rest in their….sessiness.

  13. horizonte says:

    Ruffalo!!! RDJ looks so silly with that lousy hair dye job.

  14. Stubbylove says:

    Green with envy of ScarJo. She must be friggin’ short too – look at those heals and she’s still short!

  15. Aiobhan says:

    RDJ first and then afterward a Ruffalo/Hemsworth sandwich. Please and thank you!

    I like Lainey but NOTHING is better than Fassbender. NOTHING.

  16. Rachel says:

    Ummm, wow. I’m beginning to see the Tom Hiddleston draw. Damn.

    I canNOT wait to see this movie! All this hunky testosterone and JOSS WHEDON!

    I’m in a fangirl coma.

  17. Jess says:

    By the way, I fell in love with Mark in The Brothers Bloom. Great movie – and he’s great in it!

  18. Naye in VA says:

    Mark Mark Mark Mark. i love that he lacks the try-hard.

    And Hemsworth reminds me of a young Brad Pitt. I cant decide whether i like him better slimmed up or beefcakey. its like face vs. body

  19. T.C. says:

    I am jealous of Scar Jo for the first time in my life. So much hot dong. Damn I’d even go two at a time! Don’t judge me but I’m a slit for hot dong. 🙂

    Lainey hates when a non- Canadian guy gets too popular. That’s why she takes shots at guys like Fassy, Efron and Pattinson. When Hiddleston gets too popular she will start taking pop shots at him too.

  20. Jessica says:

    Someone help me here.. is that guy in the 3rd and 4th picture the general who got killed in the movie War Horse?? He is ONE FINE MAN!!! BEAUTIFUL eyes!!

    • ethosdino says:

      Yes, that’s him!

      The one who bought the horse from Tommy.

      • Jessica says:

        Yes!! Thank you ethosdino!! I thought he looked familiar. War Horse was an awesome movie.. I absolutely love it! It is right up there with Walter Farley’s The Black Stallion!!!

  21. Marianne says:

    Well I would probably bang bang choo choo train the whole male cast…but if I could pick one…I would go with RDJ.

  22. DBar says:

    MARK!!! My husband already knows Mark’s my one hall pass.

  23. Jazz says:

    As much as I like Mark Ruffalo, and I’d definitely hit that, it’s RDJ all the way for me. The sex scene in Two Girls & A Guy was scorching hot, so was the sex scene with Nicole Kidman in Fur. And the fact that he has got his shit together now just makes him even sexier.

  24. Delouise says:

    RDJ is probably the most fun, but I like Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner and Tom Hiddleston too. Would be cool to hang out with all of them. Scarlett looks tacky – why couldn’t they get a better actress to play Black Widow.

  25. Amy says:

    I love RDJ, but he’s a little too showy for me with the plaid suits, painstakingly-styled facial hair, silly tennis shoes, etc. That style worked for his character in Weird Science, but I wish he’d tone it down a little as an older man.

    So I would rather the Ruff. Such subdued style, so cute. And I *love* the S&P temples.

  26. Jenne Frisby says:

    It’s always going to be Mark Ruffalo for me, although this is an incredibly attractive cast. I’m starting to get on the Tom Hiddleston over Fassbender train as well. I prefer his body type, for one thing, and he usually looks the same (very handsome) in all of these photo shoots.

    Sometimes Fassbender looks like the ultimate sex, and sometimes he looks like he’s on meth, which is a very specific look. It makes me think that he has a really unhealthy lifestyle. He just seems like he’s headed for an early burnout. I hope I’m wrong though.

    ETA: That grey blazer RDJ is wearing in the group shots is so gorgeous, I’m dying. I’d love one in a women’s cut.

  27. strawberrycake says:

    I choose Jeremy Renner.

    The End.

  28. Hubbahun says:

    Ruffalo. Everytime. Can I have a soupçon of Hems and Renner too? 😀

  29. Samantha says:

    I’ve never seen Ruffalo’s appeal. RDJ, on the other hand, is yum.

    But I’m all about Tom Hiddleston. Those pictures of he and Chris Hemsworth facing each other, all intense and close… *fans self*

    • Original Lucy says:

      so glad you said that…I was beginning to think I was the only one that doesn’t get Ruffalo…never have…never will…

  30. Reece says:

    RDJ, love him!
    Hiddleston is wiggling his way in though. Tall & British works for me. Works well.

  31. NYC_girl says:

    I love them both. I love a man wearing a vest and shirt with the sleeves rolled up – so sexy.

  32. Tee says:

    I couldn’t choose!!! They are both shag worthy!

  33. skuddles says:

    RDJ… of course!

  34. sauvage says:

    I was on the Hiddleston train only for a weekend. Then Hiddles retweetet a tweet of some sad excuse for an author, a very popular one though, and that totally killed the vibe for me. I’m not a religious person, as in: I’m not a religious person AT ALL, but Paulo Coelho is the devil. The end.

    So, sorry, Tom. Not going to happen. I’m sooo happy Alex Skarsgard took me even back, you know.

  35. Mrs.Darcy says:

    Ruffalo, then the little pocket rocket Renner, then…that’s all. I think Mark might be a bit boring but I do find him sexy, Renner might be the kinkier/more fun option. RDJ hasn’t done it for me since the 80’s, I appreciate he’s turned himself around and all that but the look at me-ness of his dress style is a turn off at his age I agree. Just get a nice suit dude, you’re like 50 now. I’m having the same issues with my beloved Johnny Depp, he is not ageing gracefully at all. I haven’t seen Thor, agree boring pretty boy (I only have room for one or two of those on my list!) Ginger guy is not doing much for me at all but I haven’t seen him in action.

  36. Camille (The original) says:

    Chris Hemsworth for me thanks.

    And that guy that plays Loki is definitely no Fassy! No comparison.

  37. Jennyk78 says:

    RDJ for the win!!!!! That sex scene in 2 girls and a guy was soooo hot! The things I would do that that man…

  38. Sugar says:

    RDJ I think I could only handle sitting across from him in a tiny alley way espresso cafe conversing with him (love his mind). I’d be too intimidated between the sheets *blushing now* but I’d love to spend a rainy Sunday in bed with Mark.

  39. Clara says:

    Jeremy renner hands down. I’ve been on his bandwagon since ghost protocol. But I’ve heard very disturbing rumours/spoilers about hawkeye on the Daily Fail …. Stupid movie reviewer. If any of you go on the daily mail website, I strongly advise you proceed with caution. I’m close to cracking out the Ben and Jerry’s!!!