Jennifer Lopez announces her tour in a glitter snake’d Lanvin: amazing or busted?

These are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday at the big announcement of her summer tour. J.Lo is going to be touring with Yandel and Enrique Iglesisas on a 13-date North American tour with performances in Montreal, Chicago, LA, Atlanta and Miami. Jennifer was also shilling her relaunched website, which will feature lots of new stuff and give-aways and sneak peeks and stuff.

But we just need to talk about Jennifer’s dress, right? Because that’s the only think I can focus on. I LOVE HER GLITTER SNAKE!!!!! Jennifer’s glitter-snake makes the outfit. And I believe the glitter snake is part of the fug Lanvin dress too – which is ridiculous. I don’t really understand why so many of these celebrity ladies are into Lanvin – I don’t think the label has a cohesive “look” and more often than not, the clothes look cheap and poorly-made. Like, this dress is made of silk, but it looks like really cheap Walmart cotton. But… the glittery, crystal snake is amazing. We need more built-in snakes on our clothes. Make this happen, fashion industry.

As for Jennifer’s styling – she looks tired. I like when she keeps her hair in some kind of loose style, because she goes to “Croydon facelift” style much too often. And please don’t criticize her curves – I’ve always loved her shape. Her body is fine. It’s the dress that sucks.

And of course she arrived at the tour announcement with Casper too. Of course. Casper is totally going on tour with her. She’ll make him lead backup dancer, and for every dance-break in each of her songs, she and Casper will break it down. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. HoustonGrl says:

    Animals draped on cloth NEVER works…when will people learn?

    • Aiobhan says:

      I usually love Lanvin but this dress is bad and the snake looks cheap. She is trying too hard. The shoes are awesome though.

    • sara.typhoid.mary.martin says:

      She is looking her age…i mean she looks fine for being that old. She has the money, the time and the staff, BUT age does get to you sooner or later and she looks like age is catching up with her. Besides, her dildoyfriend Smartypants makes her look older.

    • Loulou says:

      The snake distracts from the latest nose job.

  2. Agnes says:

    both the dress and the snake, but especially the snake – ugh.

    • Marjalane says:

      Ha! The ice skater that won the gold in Calgary last Olympics had the same outfit! Jlo’s ripping off Vera Wang!

    • F5 says:

      Imagine forgetting you have a snake around your neck and then jumping in terror…:D

    • Maguita says:

      How else can she remind herself of Marc Anthony’s slithering possessive touch around her neck?

      eww. So 80s with the vertical stripes.

  3. only1shmoo says:

    The dress had potential, but it looks unfinished. I can’t stand it when designers think it’s OK to leave a hem frayed, it just looks like it’s been cut with kid scissors.

    • Katy says:

      Are you serious about the hem on the dress? Are’nt you supposed to have it hemmed before you wear it? That is so tacky!!!

    • gg says:

      I do think she is a likeable personality on AI. But about 80% of the time I wonder where in hell she got the silly cheap-looking clothing she wears. There’s always something off about it – strange jewelry, top too short, doesn’t fit right, hairy leotard looks ridiculous, etc.

      Also I wonder about Casper’s Emilio Pucci-looking looking unfinished neck tattoo. wtf?

    • alex says:

      the hem was originally finished, jlo’s people or whoever cut it up shorter left it like that. If I can find a pic of the original I will link it

  4. Shontay says:

    That dress is terrible. Mostly because of that stupid, creepy, cheap looking snake around her neck. Second because that colorblocking does horrible things to her figure. On a less curvy woman, minus the snake, it would be a bit better.

    Trying way too hard here Jenny lo-lo.

  5. Sharon says:

    Wow she looks horrible. She looks old. Person who made her makeup clearly hates her.

    • Nancy Perkinson says:

      She is an untalented skank! She looks like her paid escort’s mother. She makes such a fool of herself especially when she tries to “sing” or “dance”. So unclassy.

      • gg says:

        I have never understood her “show” skills. She just poses a bit in front of turbo fans with dramatic lighting and runs around onstage, stopping at the dancers. Has anybody ever seen her just stand there and actually sing an entire song? I’m starting to wonder how she fills up a live show, because the stuff on TV she does in other shows looks like part of a medley with dozens of dancers doing all the real work, and then she goes offstage, and we’re all supposed to think she did something fantastic. I don’t get it.

    • Snowflake says:

      Old? are you serious? i disagree. she’s in her 40s how do you expect her to look? I think she looks 30ish here. I’m 36 and i look older than her. So I guess I look “old.” it’s called getting older. you’ll see

  6. Alita says:

    Hellooooo Spanx-Central!

  7. Bite me aka aniston says:

    Love La Lopez , so happy that’s she’s going on tour !

  8. nancy xl says:

    she has no compassion for animals. shame on her for promoting cruelty. also, either horrible eye makeup or she had an eye job of some sort. ugh! stopped watching idol because of her.

  9. renee says:

    Just when I started to her like her again, she hooks up with this Casper dude. I find her very likable on AI. I just can’t get behind her dating him and giving him money..etc..I think it makes her look bad.

  10. Mrs.Robinson says:

    She looks awful. Her hair is messy, her makeup is shiny, that snake is tacky and cheap looking. J is looking Low. Ms. Lopez looks every day of her age ins these photos. Love her shoes.

    • thinkaboutit says:

      I agree, in fact I think she is actually looking older than she really is. It’s a mess all around…wonder whose head will roll for this travesty??!

    • bella says:

      goes to show you the importance of good lighting. she looks flawless on AI every week, but looks so tired and puffy in these pics. everyone, please stop hating on casper! he’s just a kid…JLO is acting like such a fool. i used to adore her – not anymore. she’s exploiting this kid for her own ego and shaming her young children. as far as that snake? UGH. exploiting animal cruelty to boot. she’s cracked up, i think.

      • Can’t blame a guy for taking an opportunity that is freely offered. While I find him 100% unappealing and gross, he must have something she wants. I get the willies seeing them together because all I see is a guy out with his mom. Probably because I am her age, and I have a 20 yo son. Nothing wrong with dating a younger man, but he LOOKS so YOUNG. And she doesn’t.

  11. Lee says:

    On top of Casper’s facial issues, he’s obviously short. Love is blind.

  12. Hubbahun says:

    Speaking as someone only a few motnhs younger than JLo – she looks great ;P But yes, the dress is awful – the only interesting thing is the snake (and her amazing body). Casper is just…well…facially challenged. Poor fella.

  13. Justaposter says:

    Her face looks a little different.

  14. thinkaboutit says:

    That dress is soo ugly. And love her curves or not, she is gaining. She’s in love — it happens. No doubt she will get back to her normal bodacious body while preparing for this tour.

  15. AudreyS says:

    I like the dress on her, sans snake, of course.

    • Greenraygirl says:

      Doesn’t ANYone like the snake? I think it’s fun. But then, I thought Bjork’s swan dress was brilliant.Who could forget the egg she laid on the red carpet?
      Leg-wise though,Ms Lopez appears to be melting her skin is so over-moisturised.

      • lw says:

        I LOVE the snake. And Bjork’s swan dress. Fashion doesn’t always have to be so prissy,no?

      • Belle says:

        I don’t LOVE the snake, but don’t hate it either(; I do think it would be better with a different dress (or maybe not even a dress… I’m thinking jeans and heels, or jeans and some amazing boots!) The ‘garment’ the snake is attached to is awful and is making my eyeballs nauseous… the poor snake looks like it wants to flee.

        So, note to designers…. if there must be a glitter snake, make it a SEPARATE accessory!

  16. Jaded says:

    It’s hideous. And sorry for this but she does not have the right body shape for it. She has a great figure but with her big booty and shortish (BUT nice) legs, a clingy dress like that just makes her butt look enormous, even with mile high platforms to give her legs more length.

    • WTF says:

      You are assuming that she doesn’t want her butt to look huge. That butt made her famous. That butt took her from anonymous fly girl to JLO! There are websites devoted to her waist to booty ratio. Secretly I think it’s enhanced with booty pads, but that could just be the hater in me.

  17. loma says:

    Jlo needs to dress for her shape. Not flattering.

  18. lil ole me says:

    I never knew Enrique was so tall! They actually look good together, almost better than Jen & Casper (I just can’t with the name Casper ugh)

  19. some bitch says:

    The only time the “animal dress” works is when it’s a swan and worn by Bjork. Sorry.

  20. Lindy says:

    All I can see is her hair, which is FINALLY not pulled back in a painfully tight bun/updo, and consequently makes her look much younger. Can someone please tell her hairstylist to take some notes? This hair is SO much better that I am willing to ignore that snake thing. I usually have nothing nice to say about her, but props for the hair are in order.

  21. brin says:

    Are you sure it’s a Lanvin and not one of Casper’s arts & crafts projects?

  22. Sue says:

    Enrique is a cutie!!!! Just sayin…..

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      ITA. My ex-bf looks JUST like him so I’ll always have a bit of a thing for Enrique. I agree with others who say he and J Lo are better than Caspar and J Lo.

    • Snowflake says:

      YES HE IS SO FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  23. Gaia132 says:

    She looks so much better with Enrique…

  24. LibsW says:

    This is the first time I’ve noticed her nose looks really strange – not sure if it’s the angle of the camera but something is off…

    • janie says:

      Agree. It looks like it’s imploded.

      • Veruca says:

        Someone with technology skills I do not possess needs to do one of those time lapse things on Jen’s face.

        She’s purchased a whole new one since In Living Color.

  25. Lukie says:

    The snake would look good on a completely different type of dress. The dress without the snake? Eh. Maybe black paneling down both sides and no snake would look better…

  26. paola says:

    From the look of her hair she seems like she had a quickie right before the event! and the snake is so trashy that it suits her perfectly! she is trashy all the way around!

  27. janie says:

    EYEBROWS

  28. Alexis says:

    I like her hair back in a loose ponytail…I said something nice.

  29. Lindsey says:

    Hi,

    This dress does not look cheap. Bye.

    PS, she looks amazing.

  30. tru tru says:

    she should have snagged Enrique..lol

    that dress is horrible, a damn snake really??

    she makes this so easy..beleive me alot of forums are poking fun at this look. LOL!

  31. bgirl says:

    Horrible. Tacky. That snake is ridiculous.

  32. bagladey says:

    Ugh to the dress and the snake.

  33. Mew says:

    She doesn’t look like herself at all, there’s something VERY wrong with her face.

  34. mar says:

    she looks like a hot mess

  35. Beachi206 says:

    I need to know one thing about J-Lo–who takes care of her children while she’s doing all those endorsements, tv shows, appearances, tours etc etc. Tell me, JLo why did you have children? To show that you could? She is so overexposed and over hyped–go take a vacation for our sake as well as yours…

    • Jayna says:

      Seriously? She probably spends far more time with her children than a mother who commutes to work every day, spends a full day at work, commutes home, cooks dinner (not playing with the kids), on and on. Jen has the luxury of having her young children with her. When has she toured? Not for years until now for the summer. I didn’t know you were around her to know how much she sees her kids. Nice that people like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck and men don’t get such remarks about them.

      • Belle says:

        Not only are the guys you mentioned actually seen with their children, but they aren’t seen night after night out partying. I’m not suggesting I know what JL does with her time, but she is rarely pictured with her kids (could be by design… trying to protect them… personally, I don’t think this is the case), yet seen OFTEN with her child-man skeezy boyfriend.
        Sorry, but she makes it way to easy for people to assume that she cares more about going out with her new boy-toy than being with her kids.

  36. lucy2 says:

    I like that she’s not doing the pulled too tight hair thing for once, but the rest of the look is a mess.
    Apparently she’s being sued by her former driver for all kinds of stuff.

  37. thatsh*tcray says:

    the dress looks like it’s made from a wet suit. yuck.

  38. Jenna says:

    Are you kidding? The snake is actually the WORST part about that dress. Maybe if it acted as a belt or something, but still…yuck!

  39. Rux says:

    I love the dress, love her body. Her and Enrique need to hook up.

  40. ZigZagZoey says:

    She looks like Dianne Lane.

  41. Neelyo says:

    J Lo is tacky, vulgar and flamboyant. She’s a weak singer, an okay dancer but a hard worker and a good actor when she doesn’t try so hard. I love her because she’s one of the few stars out there who truly gets the concept of being a glamorous star. She sports big rocks, her relationships are always front page news, and for god sakes, she wears turbans!!!

    Her makeup here makes her look old and this isn’t one of her more flattering ensembles, but people will talk about it.

  42. T says:

    This dress is badass !!! Dang girl

  43. jover says:

    ITA gg and nancy perkinson – she doesn’t have the talent and ability to perform live for 2 hours without a broadway spectacle – anyhow I don’t pay to see lipsynching Real Singers singer live she’s a joke –
    WHy are we discussing this no talent when esperanza spalding has just released a new cd a real talent compared to this greedy vapid famewhore. JLO is what’s wrong with the music industry. IMHO.

  44. Bamster says:

    I like the snake, its eyecatching, but just not on this dress. Better than those dead birds/swans a while back.

  45. Trek Girl says:

    Oy vey – that outfit is hilarious and oh so busted. Her hair doesn’t look good either. I’m not saying her hair should be in a chignon or anything like that, it just looks so, so messy – and not the good kind of messy, either.

  46. Cleveland Girl says:

    She would have done better going to Express or somewhere. This dress is disgusting, ill fitting, unfinished, ugly, and tacky.

  47. Koa says:

    Can’t get over how her face has changed these last 5-7 years- she clearly went the Kardashian route and completely americanized her face, erasing any latina look to her. Sad, really.

  48. Maritza says:

    I don’t like the dress but she looks beautiful anyway!

  49. Yellow says:

    Excuse me, but that is an awful dress, and the snake is only making it look worse. The only good thing about those pictures is Enrique. He can be my accessory any day of the week. 😉

  50. I.want.shoes says:

    Is that a white stain on her boob?!

    Her body looks amazing. The dress, not so much.

  51. Psyren says:

    I need those shoes in that 5th pic.

  52. cannonball says:

    Confused hooker. and noo longer LATINO.

  53. Lena says:

    her legs look so OILY why all american stars have OIL all over their legs ewww

  54. The H says:

    Has she had a nose job recently? Her nose looks very different here..

  55. Andrea says:

    Is it just Yandel or is it Wisin & Yandel?

  56. Unbeweavable says:

    The dress would be ok without the snake.. She does have some great legs though. Lucky bish.

  57. smurfette says:

    For reals… bitch looks like Lupe, aka mama lopez. DANG.

  58. Mara says:

    This is one ugly dress ,looks so cheap no matter how much it cost but Jenny is very young looking and so sexy for her age.

  59. I Choose Me says:

    I kinda love the glittery snake myself. Better than a real snake anyday and I love it when celebs have a little fun with their clothes. Don’t like the colour, the fit or the wonky hemline of that dress though. And yeah she looks tired but she’s still pretty.

    Am I the only one who doesn’t have a problem with her being loved up with Casper? I’ll admit they moved kind of fast but he’s grown, she’s grown and they seem pretty exclusive with one another.

  60. Laura says:

    LOVE LOVE LOVE her shoes and wish they were even remotely close to my price range… I hope I look similar at her age, even though I wanna hate I just can’t cos she really does look good (I am in no way a fan of hers btw)